Comments on: Top 10 Tips to Commit the Perfect Crime

By: ted bundy's daughter

ted bundy's daughter — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:37:52 +0000

Simply read Patricia Cornwell’s The Stranger Beside me. Il be damned if i get caught.

By: Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Dr. Doofenshmirtz — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:52:23 +0000

I’m evil, I know I am! I just know it! And now, with the help of your list, I will finally dispose of that accursed platypus and rule the entire Tri-State area!!!

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By: SYKO

SYKO — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:00:04 +0000

you guys have it all wrong the perfect crime is to rape a dead baby live is good too but they cry too much

By: anonymous...

anonymous... — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:26:41 +0000

one thing i think you should always remember, is to stay level and don’t think about your crime or don’t think of it as a crime, cause although methods like a lie detecting test are not completely accurate it is still possible to determine a persons guilt by his body language, so if you have a sweating issue or a mannerism to blink a lot of something avoid doing crimes. figure out patterns in your life that would be problematic when trying to achieve a crime, such as if you leave a note to psych the police and you normally write with a lot of periods then figure out those kinds of patterns and take note of them when making your note.

By: Jazz

Jazz — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:31:48 +0000

The idea that you should commit your crime in a rural area because no one will do anything? I live in a rural area… population under 1000. Our po po probably won’t do anything to catch the criminal, you’re right. That’s because we’re all so heavily armed here that it’s doubtful the perp will be alive by the time he arrives on the scene. We all know who belongs here, and who doesn’t, and we subscribe to the philosophy of the 3 S’s.

Shoot.
Shovel.
STFU

By: Jazz

Jazz — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:23:10 +0000

Disposing of a body in a body of water, particularly a very deep lake, is actually an excellent way of getting rid of it, IF you do it correctly. Simply tossing it into the water with a rock tied to it won’t cut it. As the gasses build up, that sucker is gonna float. If you’re going to go with the water disposal, you have to field dress the body. Gut it, remove the internal organs that can bloat up with gas, then fill the body cavity with heavy stones or cinder blocks, whatever. Then wrap the body up in rabbit wire to prevent the weights from becoming dislodged. Can’t use chicken wire, it would rust out in the water too fast, and can’t use a tarp or something more solid because you need the little fishies, etc, to have easy access to the flesh as it decomps.

Of course you’re still at risk of some fisherman hooking into it, but assuming you dumped it off in water that’s at least 40 ft deep, it’s pretty minimal.

Most of all though, no one can know. An old criminal justice professor of mine told me once the only way two people can keep a secret is if one of ‘em is dead. He said that the majority of criminals get caught not because of DNA, or fingerprints (a little steam, some super glue, and someone else’s fingerprints can be a lot of fun if you want to pin it on the someone else), or smart detective work, but because someone blabbed. Usually the perp’s girlfriend or wife gets mad and blabs to a friend, who tells someone else, who gets pinched on some petty drug bust and rolls over to save his own ass.

By: question?

question? — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:55:44 +0000

Allot is said about the copmuter and how it can be connected to you but in todays society we can look this up on an ipod or a phone can this be traced back to you?

By: Gav

Gav — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 06:55:05 +0000

If you kill a guy, make sure to plant evidence of an ex-girlfriend of his (or a female co-worker) around the crime scene. Then follow it up by putting super-glue on his tallywacker.
The immediate evidence just screams “a woman scorned” and lazy law enforcement won’t go much further than that.

By: pwscott

pwscott — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:51:21 +0000

Do your crime in a small town. I lived in one for a long time and I can tell you unless it is something huge or Federal they won’t pursue it. We had a major drug raid twice in a ten year period that netted two bus loads of dealers both times. Plus all the cops I knew very well were ususally all in one place late at night. If I were a dishonest person there is no doubt I could have gotten away with a lot of theft if it was kept to a rate of every two to three months.Best thing to say is don’t do the crime, but I hope law enforcement takes a look at your suggestions as a better way to investigate a crime.