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	<title>Comments on: Top 10 British Comedy Songs</title>
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		<title>By: BoлкBepнyлcя</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-224356</link>
		<dc:creator>BoлкBepнyлcя</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Сорри за офф-топик, не подскажете, где мона такой же симпатичный шаблон для блога взять?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Сорри за офф-топик, не подскажете, где мона такой же симпатичный шаблон для блога взять?</p>
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		<title>By: Cthulhu</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-185761</link>
		<dc:creator>Cthulhu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Was also very pleased to see Monty Python front and centre.  I am a very long-standing python addict, and even longer lying down!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was also very pleased to see Monty Python front and centre.  I am a very long-standing python addict, and even longer lying down!</p>
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		<title>By: Cthulhu</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-185759</link>
		<dc:creator>Cthulhu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Remember the little funny song put out soon after the lovely series &#039;Doctor Finlay&#039;s Casebook&#039;.
Can&#039;t remember all that much of it, but one set of four verses goes:
&#039;He insists on modern methods 
in the Medical dominion,
but as the man with the wooden leg said,
&#039;It&#039;s a matter of opinion!&#039;

Can anyone help with the rest?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember the little funny song put out soon after the lovely series &#8216;Doctor Finlay&#8217;s Casebook&#8217;.<br />
Can&#8217;t remember all that much of it, but one set of four verses goes:<br />
&#8216;He insists on modern methods<br />
in the Medical dominion,<br />
but as the man with the wooden leg said,<br />
&#8216;It&#8217;s a matter of opinion!&#8217;</p>
<p>Can anyone help with the rest?</p>
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		<title>By: Terry Bolton</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-185132</link>
		<dc:creator>Terry Bolton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get a load of Gid Taylor&#039;s &#039;All the little fairies&#039; &#039;Let&#039;s Morris&#039;&#039;At the club tonight&#039; and&#039;The Songwriter&#039;

              www.gidtaylor.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get a load of Gid Taylor&#8217;s &#8216;All the little fairies&#8217; &#8216;Let&#8217;s Morris&#8221;At the club tonight&#8217; and&#8217;The Songwriter&#8217;</p>
<p>              <a href="http://www.gidtaylor.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.gidtaylor.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Peter Breen</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-175159</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter Breen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 12:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sayles lyrics:

Rich peopel dont know how to dance or party on the dancefloor
Thats something that you only learn when you are destitute and poor
But come the glorious day just like they had in France
Well string them from the lamposts and watch them bastards dance
By God well watch them bastards dance

Rock on Alexsi</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sayles lyrics:</p>
<p>Rich peopel dont know how to dance or party on the dancefloor<br />
Thats something that you only learn when you are destitute and poor<br />
But come the glorious day just like they had in France<br />
Well string them from the lamposts and watch them bastards dance<br />
By God well watch them bastards dance</p>
<p>Rock on Alexsi</p>
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		<title>By: Lilipad</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-164056</link>
		<dc:creator>Lilipad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>R. P. Weston, 1878-1936
Our parlor wanted papering,
And Pa says it was waste
To call a paperhanger in,
And so he made some paste.
He bought some rolls of paper,
Got a ladder and a brush
And with my mummy&#039;s nightgown on,
At it he made a rush.

Chorus:
When Father papered the parlour
You couldn&#039;t see him for paste
Dabbing it here! dabbing it there!
Paste and paper everywhere
Mother was stuck to the ceiling
The children stuck to the floor
I never knew a blooming family
So &#039;stuck up&#039; before.


The pattern was &#039;blue roses&#039;
with its leaves red, white, and brown;
He&#039;d stuck it wrong way up and now,
we all walk upside down.
And when he trimm&#039;d the edging
off the paper with the shears,
The cat got underneath it,
and dad cut off both its ears.
Chorus:   Soon dad fell down the stairs
and dropp&#039;d his paperhanger&#039;s can
On little Henrietta sitting there
with her young man,
The paste stuck them together,
as we thought t&#039;would be for life,
We had to fetch the parson in
to make them man and wife.
Chorus:

We&#039;re never going to move away
from that house any more
For Father&#039;s gone and stuck the chairs
and table to the floor,
We can&#039;t find our piano,
though it&#039;s broad and rather tall,
We think that it&#039;s behind the paper
Pa stuck on the wall.
Chorus:

Now, Father&#039;s sticking in the pub,
through treading in the paste,
And all the family&#039;s so upset,
they&#039;ve all gone pasty faced.
While Pa says, now that Ma has spread
the news from north to south,
He wishes he had dropped a blob
of paste in Mother&#039;s mouth.
Chorus:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>R. P. Weston, 1878-1936<br />
Our parlor wanted papering,<br />
And Pa says it was waste<br />
To call a paperhanger in,<br />
And so he made some paste.<br />
He bought some rolls of paper,<br />
Got a ladder and a brush<br />
And with my mummy&#8217;s nightgown on,<br />
At it he made a rush.</p>
<p>Chorus:<br />
When Father papered the parlour<br />
You couldn&#8217;t see him for paste<br />
Dabbing it here! dabbing it there!<br />
Paste and paper everywhere<br />
Mother was stuck to the ceiling<br />
The children stuck to the floor<br />
I never knew a blooming family<br />
So &#8217;stuck up&#8217; before.</p>
<p>The pattern was &#8216;blue roses&#8217;<br />
with its leaves red, white, and brown;<br />
He&#8217;d stuck it wrong way up and now,<br />
we all walk upside down.<br />
And when he trimm&#8217;d the edging<br />
off the paper with the shears,<br />
The cat got underneath it,<br />
and dad cut off both its ears.<br />
Chorus:   Soon dad fell down the stairs<br />
and dropp&#8217;d his paperhanger&#8217;s can<br />
On little Henrietta sitting there<br />
with her young man,<br />
The paste stuck them together,<br />
as we thought t&#8217;would be for life,<br />
We had to fetch the parson in<br />
to make them man and wife.<br />
Chorus:</p>
<p>We&#8217;re never going to move away<br />
from that house any more<br />
For Father&#8217;s gone and stuck the chairs<br />
and table to the floor,<br />
We can&#8217;t find our piano,<br />
though it&#8217;s broad and rather tall,<br />
We think that it&#8217;s behind the paper<br />
Pa stuck on the wall.<br />
Chorus:</p>
<p>Now, Father&#8217;s sticking in the pub,<br />
through treading in the paste,<br />
And all the family&#8217;s so upset,<br />
they&#8217;ve all gone pasty faced.<br />
While Pa says, now that Ma has spread<br />
the news from north to south,<br />
He wishes he had dropped a blob<br />
of paste in Mother&#8217;s mouth.<br />
Chorus:</p>
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		<title>By: Darkie</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-163960</link>
		<dc:creator>Darkie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>looking for ***When Father Painted the Parlor*** sung by Harry Champion,any helpersout there??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>looking for ***When Father Painted the Parlor*** sung by Harry Champion,any helpersout there??</p>
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		<title>By: Lilipad</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-160483</link>
		<dc:creator>Lilipad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I&#039;m Henery the Eighth, I Am&quot; was originally a 1910 British music hall song by Fred Murray and R. P. Weston. It was a signature song of music hall star Harry Champion</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m Henery the Eighth, I Am&#8221; was originally a 1910 British music hall song by Fred Murray and R. P. Weston. It was a signature song of music hall star Harry Champion</p>
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		<title>By: AMuseInACage</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-148533</link>
		<dc:creator>AMuseInACage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why isn&#039;t the Penis song on here, also by Monty Python, from the same movie as the Sperm song &quot;Isn&#039;t it awfully nice to have a penis?/Isn&#039;t it frightfully good to have a dong?/It&#039;s swell to have a stiffy./It&#039;s divine to own a dick,/From the tiniest little tadger/To the world&#039;s biggest prick./So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas./Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,/Your piece of pork, your wife&#039;s best friend,/Your Percy, or your cock./You can wrap it up in ribbons./You can slip it in your sock,/But don&#039;t take it out in public,/Or they will stick you in the dock,/And you won&#039;t come back. &quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why isn&#8217;t the Penis song on here, also by Monty Python, from the same movie as the Sperm song &#8220;Isn&#8217;t it awfully nice to have a penis?/Isn&#8217;t it frightfully good to have a dong?/It&#8217;s swell to have a stiffy./It&#8217;s divine to own a dick,/From the tiniest little tadger/To the world&#8217;s biggest prick./So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas./Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,/Your piece of pork, your wife&#8217;s best friend,/Your Percy, or your cock./You can wrap it up in ribbons./You can slip it in your sock,/But don&#8217;t take it out in public,/Or they will stick you in the dock,/And you won&#8217;t come back. &#8220;</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Ennis</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/#comment-147080</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ennis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like the list, but some of the links are broken. I can think of a few songs that can go on this list but the title is Top 10 so I won&#039;t bother... :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like the list, but some of the links are broken. I can think of a few songs that can go on this list but the title is Top 10 so I won&#8217;t bother&#8230; <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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