Oh how low we have stooped! Following on from yesterday’s humor theme (and before we roll out some more serious lists) I thought we could have a look at the ten ugliest male celebrities. Many of these men are great in their field (whether it be music or film) but they are just plain ugly. Do you think I have missed anyone? Add him to the comments. Ugly actresses coming soon!
10. John Heder [Actor]
John Heder is a twin, and he is probably best known as Napoleon Dynamite. He grew up in a family of six kids and he speaks fluent Japanese which he learnt while on a mission in Japan for the Mormon church.
9. John C. Reilly [Actor]
John C. Reilly has played a host of seamy characters to great effect over the years. Of late, however, he has defied the odds by drawing in the ladies with his touching “common man” portrayals of lovable, good-natured schlepps.
8. Nick Nolte [Actor]
Nolte’s breakthrough role was in the TV mini-series “Rich Man, Poor Man” (1976), playing the role of “Tom/Tommy Jordache”. Nick Nolte said that when he played a young man in the early scenes of the project, he weighed about 160 pounds. When he played a middle aged man in the later scenes, he weighed over 180 pounds.
7. Pete Doherty [Musician]
Since 2005, Doherty has become well known to the public at large as a result of his relationship with supermodel Kate Moss, his status amongst fans and his infamous rock and roll lifestyle. His drug use, arrests, and court appearances are frequently reported in the tabloid press.
6. Elton John [Musician]
Elton John is a five-time Grammy and one-time Academy Award-winning English pop/rock singer, composer and pianist. Elton John was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1994. He has been heavily involved in the fight against AIDS since the late 1980s and was knighted in 1998.
5. Malcolm McDowell [Actor]
McDowell is an English actor probably best known for his portrayal of Alex in A Clockwork Orange, and more recently playing the part of Mr. Linderman in Heroes.
4. Lyle Lovett [Actor/Musician]
Lovett has won four Grammy Awards, including Best Country Album, Best Pop Vocal Collaboration, and Best Country Male Vocal. He has acted in a number of films, including Robert Altman’s film The Player, Short Cuts, Prêt-à-Porter, and Cookie’s Fortune.
3. Steve Buscemi [Actor]
Buscemi has become famous for his character roles, including Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs, Garland Greene in Con Air, Rockhound in Armageddon, Donny in The Big Lebowski and Carl Showalter in Fargo. Although usually a supporting actor, he has had critical success as a lead actor, particularly in his role as Seymour in Ghost World.
2. Marilyn Manson [Musician]
Manson formed Marilyn Manson & the Spooky Kids in Florida in 1989 (the name was shortened to Marilyn Manson in 1992). In the summer of 1993, the band drew the attention of Trent Reznor. Reznor produced their 1994 debut album, Portrait of an American Family and released it on his Nothing label. Why did he not make top spot? Because at least some of it is makeup – he can wipe it off, on the other hand, number 1 cant:
1. Michael Jackson [Unknown]
A picture paints a thousand words – so I will let the picture above speak for itself.
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I think MJ suffers from BDD!
You forgot the *****iest ugly man in Hollywood…Benicio DelToro
Manson…..wow…HE’S MY GOD!!!!!the others actors or musicians are *****ing bad….terribly and sad for them that can’t be like MERYLIN MANSON!!!!!He ROCKS \m/
I think Jon Heder is pretty cute…
What about Paul Williams?
Donald Trump, definitely.
Jackie Earle Haley
Clint Howard
Rob Schneider
David Spade
But they’re all making more money than what I ever will so evidently something went right in their lives even if they missed out in the looks department.
Yeahh… Jon Heder is definitely not ugly
He’s actually pretty cute lol
I have to disagree with a couple…
Pete Doherty’s a cutie.
Marilyn Manson is mm mm good!
I rather think Malcolm McDowell is very good looking for a man of his age. John Heder is a cutie and I like Marilyn Manson. He’s kind of scary hot. Not sure i that makes sense haha. And waht about Stephen Tyler? One of the ugliest men on the planet.
I do not agree with Malcolm McDowell being here
sure he has a strange nose, but his eyes are beautiful.
Pete Doherty should be number 2.
I have a pretty irrational (or not so irrational) fear of Michael Jackson.
WHY?
He was the sweetest man
No list would be complete without Chuck Todd. He might be ok without that squirrel mange on his face, but until that day, he’s a mess.
Pete Doherty is *****y!
THIS MICHAEL JACKSON IMAGE IS DOCTORED. THIS IS NOT THE ORIGINAL PHOTO THAT WAS PUBLISHED DURING HIS PRESS CONFERENCE IN NY (INVINCIBLE ALBUM RELEASED). SOMEONE DOCTORED THE IMAGE IN PHOTOSHOP. ALTHOUGH ITS HIS PERSONAL CHOICE THAT HOW HE WUD LOOK AND FEEL, NO ONE CAN DENY THE FACT THAT HE IS THE MOST TALENTED SINGER THERE WAS AND IS. HE IS THE KING.
You tell em
Yeah. He is the King with his kingly face.
Marilyn Manson is actually kind of hot. Well at least his music is really hot.
As a girl I say that Pete Doherty is quite hot after a good bath. And Marilyn Manson too. It’s the effed up ness which appeals.
I’d have to say, most of these people (the girls) saying that various guys are *****y or cute are more than likely seeing the $$$ surrounding these ‘celebrities’. http://www.laddertheory.com
I rest my (his) case.
steve buscemi looks like a rapist…
you are soooo stupid
I have been told i look just like michael jacson
Then you must be very attractive
michael jackson is soooooooooo freakin ugly
What makes Marylin Manson creepy looking is the lack of eyebrows. Does anyone remember him from the spooky kids? When he had eyebrows? And the lip ring? unf ;p.
Lyle Lovitt is defenitely the ugliest. Marylin Manson and Michael Jackson aren’t male celebrities, they are just its! Steve Buscemi is not too bad. Donald Trump should definitely be on this list.
Rude, have enough respect to call Marylin and Michael humans. They are, and very good ones at that.
That was, indeed, rude. They are human beings. Michael Jackson shouldn't be on this list though for sure, he was indeed attractive & he was much more than a celebrity. He was celestial. His heart was pure, his talent was undeniable, and for everyone's information he did not molest any kid – you gullible people just LOVE to read the tabloids – I beat if the tabloids said there were a bunch of unicorns running around you'd believe it. Do your research before you believe what the media tells you.
Jon Heder is euwwwww – That pic reminds me a bit of a hamster on acid!
I’ve got a couple worth mentioning: Tommy Lee Jones (ick! what awful skin!), Borat, Jack Black, Chris Rock (now that his teeth are fixed…?), and Walter Matthau! Elton John’s not really that ugly – there are definitely worse ones (I agree about Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Marilyn Manson, and Steve Tyler!)
Before his weirdness and plasticness… I honestly thought Michael Jackson was good-looking… please say I’m not the only one!
Youre not the only one. Except i still found him attractive throughout his "weirdness and plasticness" Which is a lude comment to say. He's far from weird and barely had any plastic surgery. C'mon
aww…i have to agree with all of these…marilyn manson though…i think hes kinda cute (yeah i have weird taste i dont even know why i think hes attractive coz hes a total dick) but john c riley is such a sweet guy…and i dont think ive ever seen a movie with him in it that i didnt like…(and im very very excited for the cirque du freak movie because hes playing the vampire larten crepsley, which the cirque du freak series is my favorite book series EVER! lol) but yeah…this was entertaining. (oh and you forgot steven tyler! haha!!!)
what about mickey rourke?
How about Vince Vaughn? or Vincent D’Onofrio? How about Seal? John Heder looks nice, less the beard or a little makeover, right? Lyle Lovett was once married to Julia Roberts. Can you imagine that?
Gina you are not alone. Back in the thriller days he was really good looking. Poor guy, Vitiligo + Lupus = *****ty deal.
You really do not have the authority to make this list. Nor do you have the right to insult wonderful actors, singers or for that matter, anybody. Even if you did, this list is way off. Jon Heder should not be entered into this, nor should Pete or Elton for that matter, infact, none of these guys are the least attractive male celebrities- you obviously haven’t heard of very many male celebrities.. Have some grace.
I love that the ad under this list title is Male Genital Wart Picture. Hahahaha!
Ed Westwick is pretty dull looking not ugly, but I fail to see why girls are gaga over him. I’m a middle aged woman.
The late marty feldman “I gor” in young frakenstine (sp) suffered from Graves disease
YES, they are ALL UGLY but not in any particular order for me. However, there are more thate should be on this list:
1. Samuel L. Jackson
2. Will Ferrell
3. clint Eastwood
4. Stephen King
5. 50 cent
6. Forrest Whittaker
7. Danny Glover
8. Vince Vaughn
9. Mick Jagger (hell, the entire band’s UGLY)
10. Seal
11. Tiger Woods
12. Tommy Hilfiger
Many more…
Clint eastwood??? Guy's a *****ing ***** symbol
Pete Doherty.. does anyone else think he looks a little like Robert Pattinson.
I actually think John Heder and Pete Doherty are pretty hot…
and also you can’t really blame the old dudes for bein ugly.. I mean they’re old a lot of people get ugly when they are old.
Ok, there is no way Malcolm Mcdowell belongs on that list. Have you seen him in his younger days? He has the most incredible blue eyes I’ve ever seen. He may be unconventional looking, but by no means ugly, not at all. He’s a beautiful man. Even now, he isn’t ugly, he’s just OLD. Even celebrities have to age.
I also find Jon Heder attractive in a kind of dorky way, but I can at least understand why some people would find him ‘ugly’ and put him on a list like this. Malcolm, on the other hand… I just don’t understand that at all.
Seriously, take Malcolm off that list. Whoever thought he belonged on here needs to get their eyes checked.
omg. elton john may be ugly now, but he definitely was not when he was younger *sighs and thinks back*
You are so right!!!! Way to go!!!!!! Except he's not ugly now either!!!
With the exception of the more weird than ugly MJ, I don’t consider any of them ugly. I do find most people’s faces very interesting. The only “ugly” celebrity that comes to my mind is Gary Coleman.
Grow up, both of those people you just called ugly are dead.
Have some descensy and respect.
Responding to Jade Jaguar. I agree with all except Stephen King and Seal. Yes, Stephen is dorky looking but how does a person write like he does? Seal is only ugly because he has lupis, I love him and love his music.
Gina,I think back in the day, Michael was one hot boy, pre plastics and all the rest.
Steve Buscemi is an attractive man. Steve Buscemi is a great actor. Steve Buscemi is a very good person. I love Steve Buscemi.
Wot no mention of Arnold Schwartznegger? All those hideous lumpy muscles and bulging veins. Yeuck!
Personally, what really turns me off in a guy is a high whiny voice. Yes, I mean you, Alan Davies!
MARILYN MANSON?! WHY?! I LIKE MARILYN MANSON. He is one of the BEST singers and i love his – well the band’s music. Micheal Jackson i totally agree with as he is a complete weirdo. Why would anyone want to change the color of their skin? But Marilyn Manson? He makes a statement. It is, after all, only make up and he can take it off. I think he looks pretty cool and when he was younger quite fit.
Michael didn't change the color of his skin, he had vitiligo, a skin condition. A disease.
He almost started crying in an interview when the interviewer asked about it, because he GOT so much ***** for it. He's proud of his black heritage, he always was. He wouldn't change it.
So stop being an ignorant ***** and learn you're ***** before you say untrue accusations.
Let him rest, we've hurt him enough already.
ahhh….! Pete Doherty is *****in gorgeous. Buschemi is attractive in his way also. And several others on here are just interesting looking, not ugly.
Michael, I can’t stand to look at. But that isn’t really HIS face that he’s got on his head, so I don’t know if that’s fair.
Of course, this is all totally pointless and everything. but fun to some degree…
Marilyn Manson is downright creepy.
i dont agree that steve buscemi is ugly, nor john c. reilly or jon heder. and jade your *****ing dumb, will ferrell ugly? omg silly ***** with no taste, samuel l jackson, danny glover and vince vaughn aint ugly neither. so ***** off.
Malcolm McDowell is only ugly now. He was cuter when he was younger.
What are you talking about? John Heder is a *****y beast, lol.
I am his hugest superfan in the entire universe.
Steve Buscemi?! STEVE BUSCEMI! Are you kidding? That is one *****y man! Oh how I love him. Honestly you put him so high in the list that I must conclude you are blind, deaf are in no way *****ually attracted to *****y *****y people. Number 3? That’s a travesty. When I was in high school I used to watch the opening scene of Reservoir Dogs every day before school just to watch him playing the worlds tiniest violin for the waitresses, that is one *****y scene.
I love how talent surpasses looks with most of the men in this list. I can’t say that I agree with Malcolm McDowell though, he seems to have aged pretty well.
I also find myself VERY attracted to Steve Buscemi, there’s just something about him
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8,6 and 5 aren’t ugly, they’re just old. they were pretty reasonable when younger, just watch If… or clockwork orange for evidence of that in macdowell, and nolte’s actually a model so he wasn’t ugly
I really don’t find John Heder ugly. O.o
Sure, he’s not the hottest guy in the world, but in the picture you chose of him, he really doesn’t look that bad.
Steve Buscemi?? I can’t believe he’s in here! He’s gorgeous! GORGEOUS. He is a very *****y man. Mmmm..
It seems people either love or hate Mansons’ appearance and this would depend on whether you are using the mainstream as a meter or not.
Personally I find him attractive. But then again this list is complied by a man so I think Mansons’ strange beauty can only be noticed by females.
To explain why so many people above said they find him attractive is he has features many women enjoy:
-tall
-slender, lean , muscle
-creative style appeals to artistic types
-long hair to play with
-contrast of pale skin with darer features.
-nice cheek bones
-largish lips make women think of kissing
-deep voice
-intense eyes with or without contacts
-without make-up he has that Nicholas Cage appeal- weird, dark good-looks, shaped face.
Many women are repelled by more convention good looks like very muscular bodies or tans.
In a similar way there are men that find golden tans attractive or go nuts over delicate, snow-white skin-
women can also be turned on by the striking appearance of snowy skin and fine bones.
I hope that makes it more understandable to those who can’t comprehend how Manson can be *****y to some women.
oh- Steve does look ugly in that photo but his big eyes are kind of cute. His face is kind of likeable. Not *****y but definetlty cute.
I found him amusing in con air.
I’ll give you credit for lyle lovett and steve buscemi, but I think you missed the mark not including mickey rourke (now) and tom petty. Yargh.
Malcolm McDowell wouldn’t be on this list if he appeared in more popular films in his youth. He’s not ugly and never was (I wouldn’t go as far to see he was the most handsome guy, but he was cool-looking). I loved him in ‘if..’ and A Clockwork Orange, for his superb acting and his comical school-boy physical appearance.