Comments on: Listverse Top 50 Jokes http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/ Ultimate Top 10 Lists - Listverse Mon, 13 Feb 2012 06:02:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: shelbyvillan http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-9/#comment-457084 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:15:32 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-457084 1. A psychic dwarf escaped from jail. The news paper headline read

“Small Medium at Large”

2. Q.How many divers does it take to circumcise a whale

A. 4 skin divers

3. I woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning, Gee the mattress is heavy!

4. A man was found dead in bath tub filled with corn flakes & milk. Police suspect a cereal killer.

]]> By: brittany http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-9/#comment-455600 Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:49:28 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-455600 whatever or however u make these things keep makin them cuz they tr addicting :)

]]> By: James Lewis http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-9/#comment-455514 Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:21:31 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-455514 The old farmer has worked hard all day and he comes in for dinner and slaps his wife across the ass and says “honey, your ass is as wide as a four row corn picker”
, later n that same night the old farmer is wanting to”get a little” from the mrs. , and he makes his move, but is quickly turned away, and the mrs. Sits straight up in bed and says”lemme get this straight, you want me to start up a 250,000 dollar piece of machinery , to shuck one ear of corn?”

]]> By: jfrater http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-9/#comment-454385 Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:04:10 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-454385 I want more jokes

]]> By: smarterthanapolarbear http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-453093 Fri, 20 Jan 2012 02:57:53 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-453093 hahaha.. i thought polar bear is the dumbest
you prove me wrong hahahaha

]]> By: grace1129 http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-9/#comment-452485 Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:04:16 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-452485 I could have sworn I signed up for this site a few years ago, but had to do it again today. And it was complicated! Oh well. Good to be back.

]]> By: grace1129 http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-9/#comment-452482 Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:00:09 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-452482 test test

]]> By: peter8172 http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-9/#comment-448689 Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:19:11 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-448689 Here are 3 : Q : How did Santa Claus die ? A : He threw the wrong bag over his shoulder………..and………….Q : How did Cinderella die ? A : Her tampon she was wearing turned into a pumpkin at midnight. And here is an Honorable Mention……..Q : Why did the rooster cross the Basketball court………A : He heard that the referee was blowing fouls (fowls).

]]> By: ASH http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-9/#comment-448618 Fri, 06 Jan 2012 13:31:41 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-448618 seven dwalfs in a bath all feeling happy,
so happy hopped out

]]> By: falcondimi http://listverse.com/2007/09/16/listverse-top-50-jokes/comment-page-9/#comment-448593 Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:44:36 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/listverse-top-50-jokes/#comment-448593 Q: Why do caws lay on there back when the trains are on strike?

A: To watch the planes go by.

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