Comments on: 5 Reasons That We Love Cheesy Horror Movies

By: bbbbbb

bbbbbb — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:40:17 +0000

The collector, overall the victim did most of the things you usually scream at the screen, such as WATCH FOR TRAPS, GO OUT THE WINDOW.
the ending is great..

By: BuzzDJT

BuzzDJT — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:52:01 +0000

Just to finish it for YashaMaru (49)

1 2, freddys coming for you.
3 4, better lock your door.
5 6, bring your crusifix. (not that that ever helps..)

7 8, Its to Late
9 10, never sleep again (it can be never wake again)

more to add to the list
1/ In true horror fashion, the cuter and younger the child, the more evil the omen (excuse the pun) expecially the two girls singing that.
2a/ If you do run outside the house and you live in a normal neighbourhood, everyone else on your street is away.
2b/ once the cops show up at the end, everyone and their dog is miraculously back from holiday, out in the street
3/ You never kill them enough, everyones said it but they always get up, try fire, try beheading, shoot them somemore for God’s sake!
My favourite moment that illustrates this is in Jeepers Creepers. The two kids run over the bad guy about 3 times and then drive off.
If i was in that situation, I would have kept going until the tank was empty, and made sure to leave the car on top of him. Probably would have gotten out, found anything blunt or sharp and just kept on swinging ’till it was bright. if possible i would have set him on fire. If he was still able to move after that, at least he deserves the kill.

By: jo

jo — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:46:52 +0000

Jfrater n the commentors on this site rocks! Ever notice how the big breasted blonde and her idiot jock bf or fling or fuck buddy always dies? Rofl.

By: Dibley

Dibley — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:20:15 +0000

whenever the victims hide they always have to breathe heavily even if they have been there for like 10 minutes

By: Dibley

Dibley — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:12:22 +0000

the killer is always faster than the person running away no matter how slow he is walking or how fast the victim is running.(seen in my bloody valentine near the end when he is hitting all of the lights out.)

By: ADII

ADII — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:50:49 +0000

Another one is when people are in a bad situation, freinds anc colligeus have already been killed by God knows what, and yet the survivors still feel the need to investigate the sound coming from the corner of the end of the long dark hall. If whatever made the sound killed your friends/colligues, why would’t it kill you? Why?

By: kennypo65

kennypo65 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:30:04 +0000

Special shout to Taye Diggs: the only black guy in a horror film to still be alive at the end(The House on Haunted Hill).

By: Boo

Boo — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:30:04 +0000

No one has mentioned this one:
a girl sees something she isn’t supposed to see, and the bad guys rape her cuz they think that’ll keep her quiet.

And idk if it’s just me, but when the slut gets killed, the killer fondles her boobies as he kills her. lmfao!

By: phil

phil — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:50:21 +0000

what about when someone is told not to do something, and the douchy character does it anyway and gets blown shot stabbed and what not

By: sagirl

sagirl — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:40:19 +0000

I am at work on a freaking Saturday today and I have people looking at me funny because I am laughing out loud at some of these comments, they are brilliant, thanks guys. Shits and giggles…. that one gets me every time.

Watched the ad Wood, I thought it was brilliant!!!! Can’t understand why it would be banned.