Comments on: 99 Excuses for Skipping out of Work http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/ Ultimate Top 10 Lists - Listverse Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:37:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: [Serious] Help me think of convincing excuses to leave work on time to attend night classes - Page 3 - www.hardwarezone.com.sg http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-452055 Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:46:23 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-452055 [...] to him of the days u need to leave, i hope ur boss dun sabo u. 99 Excuses for Skipping out of Work 99 Excuses for Skipping out of*Work __________________ blah blah black [...]

]]> By: John from Omaha http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-450127 Wed, 11 Jan 2012 20:39:26 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-450127 What’s wrong with Omaha?

]]> By: Ris http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-429401 Mon, 07 Nov 2011 14:14:33 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-429401 One of my coworkers called of saying she alchol poisoning but she up for her shift looking very sober

]]> By: big balls http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-421139 Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:05:11 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-421139 all 99 of theses are really bad like seriously no one would be stupid enough to believe them

]]> By: ken http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-387585 Fri, 27 May 2011 02:11:27 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-387585 Why would you skipping out of work if you could stay in the office and surf through listverse !!

]]> By: Lloyd http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-308873 Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:27:29 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-308873 Why is number 89 a lame excuse if someone is really dying?

]]> By: whatashit http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-303007 Tue, 17 Aug 2010 03:29:07 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-303007 what a estupidity in sintexis foto

]]> By: dakota1022 http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-293321 Sun, 18 Jul 2010 15:37:33 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-293321 The one excuse that has always worked for me is "I have diarrhea". What boss would expect you to come to work under those circumstances?

]]> By: idontknowwhattowrite http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-290487 Fri, 09 Jul 2010 04:24:47 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-290487 heres one: on my way to work i got pulled over for speeding, i had forgot my lisence at home, then i got mad at the cop and sprayed him with pepper spray. stupid PMS. As long as it has PMS in it, you act real moody, and its near enough to your period, it works on male bosses and some female bosses. (WARNING: DO NOT TRY IF A DUDE)

]]> By: GardenStater http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/comment-page-1/#comment-254842 Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:37:15 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-254842 I know a woman who used to call in with things like:

I can’t come in–I’ve got the bends.

I can’t come in–I’ve got scoliosis.

I can’t come in–I’ve got the rickets.

(Best one:)

I can’t come in–I’ve got lycanthropy.

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