Comments on: 99 Excuses for Skipping out of Work http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/ Ultimate Top 10 Lists - Listverse Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:07:14 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Jozef http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-217154 Jozef Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:42:03 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-217154 I dont know if you did this one allready but Jfrater should do a list of ten things you shouldn't say while having sex with your girlfriend ( Starting with "Hey you have the same bra as your mother.) Ps: Sorry if there are any spellings wrong , but im from belgium. I dont know if you did this one allready
but Jfrater should do a list of ten things you shouldn’t
say while having sex with your girlfriend
( Starting with “Hey you have the same bra as your mother.)

Ps: Sorry if there are any spellings wrong , but im from belgium.

]]> By: hantamouth http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-208474 hantamouth Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:20:16 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-208474 here's mine: I have a job interview. here’s mine:

I have a job interview.

]]> By: Hollz http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-181202 Hollz Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:12:29 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-181202 #57 I wonder what the boss would say if they heard that excuse.. And how long they'd be making you see an on-site psychiatrist or something like that.. Or how quickly you'd get fired and escourted off the premises by two rather large sercurity guards XD #57
I wonder what the boss would say if they heard that excuse..

And how long they’d be making you see an on-site psychiatrist or something like that..

Or how quickly you’d get fired and escourted off the premises by two rather large sercurity guards XD

]]> By: dick http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-180043 dick Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:41:37 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-180043 act like your hung over and say to your boss will you marry me act like your hung over and say to your boss will you marry me

]]> By: chocolate http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-162522 chocolate Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:59:15 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-162522 Use "Who are you again?" Use “Who are you again?”

]]> By: haze http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-155463 haze Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:02:24 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-155463 I got sprayed by a skunk! It's so random and pitiful they'd have to believe you. I mean who'd want you to come then? "60 percent of the time it works everytime"- Anchorman I got sprayed by a skunk!
It’s so random and pitiful they’d have to believe you. I mean who’d want you to come then? “60 percent of the time it works everytime”- Anchorman

]]> By: Lucy =] http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-137849 Lucy =] Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:48:27 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-137849 "My keys and purse, i left them in my dads car, his left for work, and his also left his mobile here, he works as a lorry driver, so i have no keys to drive, lock up or my work key to get in, or money to catch a bus....." thar can work well!!!!!!!! “My keys and purse, i left them in my dads car, his left for work, and his also left his mobile here, he works as a lorry driver, so i have no keys to drive, lock up or my work key to get in, or money to catch a bus…..”

thar can work well!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Xthye http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-134537 Xthye Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:37:41 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-134537 16. My kid has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today. kid and vet? hahahhahaha 16. My kid has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today. kid and vet? hahahhahaha

]]> By: fleabitn http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-120524 fleabitn Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:49:59 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-120524 "I feel too good to come into work today." “I feel too good to come into work today.”

]]> By: Anon E. Mouse http://listverse.com/2007/10/03/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-110283 Anon E. Mouse Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:32:07 +0000 http://listverse.com/humor/99-excuses-for-skipping-out-of-work/#comment-110283 Heh... Number 57. 'Cept it should be a zoophilic sadomasochistic necrophiliac. Cause then that would be beating off a dead horse. Oh, I crack myself up. Wish I could use these. But the military wants you to go and PROVE that you're sick before they'll let you off at all. Heh… Number 57. ‘Cept it should be a zoophilic sadomasochistic necrophiliac. Cause then that would be beating off a dead horse. Oh, I crack myself up.

Wish I could use these. But the military wants you to go and PROVE that you’re sick before they’ll let you off at all.

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