Comments on: 15 Truly Bizarre Patents

By: elise

elise — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:10:02 +0000

why pay say 20 dollars for that kiss shield when you could just as easily use a piece of plastic wrap? or maybe just kiss like normal people?

By: deviantmiss

deviantmiss — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:21:48 +0000

i think a buttock parter would feel REALLY nice *blushes*

By: papsikel

papsikel — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:42:23 +0000

lol poop catcher ftw!

By: quicksilvermad

quicksilvermad — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:16:25 +0000

Huh.

I’ve found the best way to stop hiccups is to sit up as straight as possible, plant your feet flat on the floor and breath (deeply) in your mouth and out your nose. It actually works—the stretching helps open up the glottis and ease the pressure off your diaphragm. It’s a little safer than introducing electricity and water into the mix.

Next time you get the hiccups, try the posture thing.

Oh, and #9 surprises me that it’s a UK patent. It seems like something one of us lazy, fatass Americans would come up with.

#12: Useful if having sex during nuclear fallout.

By: Uh...

Uh... — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:40:56 +0000

I could easily use number 2, number 4, number 7, number 8, number 9, number 14, and number 15.

Number 12 cracks me up. Just the upper half of the picture.

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By: guy

guy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:35:45 +0000

the lap dance protector is so funny

By: LOL

LOL — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:12:55 +0000

these are sooo ridiculous! lol

By: Rachiebabes

Rachiebabes — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:12:11 +0000

lol, where do you find this stuff???

By: nerdy

nerdy — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:36:42 +0000

i also want a bananna protector, they seem to be very popular. im going to be unppopular at xmas, but gift choosing will be alot easier this year!

LMAO!!