A saint is a person who has been canonized (declared a saint) by the Church. This is normally considered to be an infallible decree of the Pope. Whilst most saints are canonized, a number are recognized as saints despite having not been canonized. All of the Old Testament prophets fall in to this category. Throughout history, many saints have become traditionally viewed as Patrons of various illnesses, people, and places. This is a list of ten of the most unusual patronages held by a saint.
10. St Gertrude of Nivelles Patron saint of the fear of mice (suriphobia)
Saint Gertrude was the younger daughter of Blessed Pepin I of Landen and Blessed Ida of Nivelles; she was the sister of Saint Begga. She became devoted to religious life from an early age, and turned down a noble marriage to pursue the religious life. On the death of Pepin in 639, and on the advice of Saint Amand of Maastricht, Ida built a double monastery at Nivelles where both she and her daughter retired. Gertrude became abbess about age 20. She was known for her hospitality to pilgrims and aid to Irish missionary monks. She gave land to Saint Foillan, on which he built the monastery of Fosses. Helped Saint Ultan in his evangelization. In 656, Gertrude resigned her office in favor of her niece, Saint Wilfetrudis, and spent the rest of her days studying Scripture and doing penance.
9. Saint Scholastica Patron Saint of Convulsive Children
St. Scholastica, sister of St. Benedict, consecrated her life to God from her earliest youth. After her brother went to Monte Cassino, where he established his famous monastery, she took up her abode in the neighborhood at Plombariola, where she founded and governed a monastery of nuns, about five miles from that of St. Benedict, who, it appears, also directed his sister and her nuns. She died about the year 543, and St. Benedict followed her soon after. Her feast day is February 10th.
8. Saint Hubert of Liege Patron Saint of Mad Dogs
Saint Hubert was the grandson of Charibert, King of Toulouse and the eldest son of Bertrand, Duke of Aquitaine. Hubert was passionately devoted to hunting. While hunting a stag on a Good Friday morning, he received a vision of a crucifix between its antlers. When his wife died soon after this incident, Hubert renounced all his worldy positions, titles and wealth, handed his patrimony, and the care of his son, to his brother, and studied for the priesthood. He was highly revered in the Middle Ages, there were several military orders named in his honor. His association with the hunt led to his patronage of furriers and trappers, and against rabies and bad behavior in dogs, primarily hunting dogs.
7. St Monica Patron Saint of Alcoholics
Saint Monica was the mother of Saint Augustine of Hippo, whose writings about her are the primary source of our information. A Christian from birth, she was given in marriage to a bad-tempered, pagan named Patricius. She prayed constantly for the conversion of her husband (who converted on his death bed), and of her son (who converted after a wild life). She was the spiritual student of Saint Ambrose of Milan and was, herself, a reformed alcoholic – hence her patronage of alcoholics.
6. St Dominic Savio Patron Saint of Juvenile Delinquents
St Dominic Savio was one of ten children of a blacksmith and seamstress. He was a protege of Saint John Bosco and an altar boy at age 5. At 12 he entered the Oratory School preparatory to becoming a priest. He was well-liked and pius, but his health forced him to give up his dream of the priesthood. He died at age 15 – his dying words: “What beautiful things I see!”
5. St Isidore of Seville Patron Saint of the Internet
St Isidore was the Archbishop of Seville ca. 601, succeeding his brother to the position. He was a teacher, founder, and reformer. He was a prolific writer whose works include a dictionary, an encyclopedia, a history of Goths, and a history of the world beginning with creation. He completed the Mozarabic liturgy which is still in use in Toledo, Spain and presided at the Second Council of Seville, and the Fourth Council of Toledo. He also introduced the works of Aristotle to Spain. He was proclaimed Doctor of the Church by Pope Benedict XIV in 1722, and became the leading candidate for patron of computer users and the Internet in 1999.
4. St Brendan the Navigator Patron Saint of Whales
St Brenadan was the brother of Saint Briga. He was educated by Saint Ita of Killeedy and Saint Erc of Kerry and was a friend of Saint Columba and Saint Brendan of Birr, Saint Brigid, and Saint Enda of Arran. He was ordained in 512 and built monastic cells at Ardfert, Shankeel, Aleth, Plouaret, Inchquin Island, and Annaghdown. The legend which lead to his patronage of whales is as follows: Brendan and his brothers figure in Brendan’s Voyage, a tale of monks travelling the high seas of the Atlantic, evangelizing to the islands, possibly reaching the Americas in the 6th century. At one point they stop on a small island, celebrate Easter Mass, light a fire – and then learn the island is an enormous whale!
3. St Rene Goupil Patron Saint of Anesthesiologists
St Rene Goupil studied medicine, and in 1639 offered to work as a medic for the Jesuit missionaries in America. Missionary to the Hurons, working as a donné, a layman who worked without pay. He worked in a hospital in Quebec, Canada in 1640 and was assistant to Saint Isaac Jogues on his missionary travels. He was Captured and tortured by Iroquois, enemies of the Huron, for making the sign of the cross over a child’s head. While they were in captivity, Father Isaac received Rene into the Jesuits as a religious brother. He is the first North American martyr and his death by tomahawk in the head led to his patronage of people who work with or receive anasthesia.
2. St Polycarp Patron Saint against Dysentery
Saint Polycarp was an associate of, converted by, and disciple of Saint John the Apostle. He was also a friend of Saint Ignatius of Antioch. He fought against Gnosticism and became the Bishop of Smyrna (modern Izmir, Turkey). He was a revered Christian leader during the first half of the second century. The Asia Minor churches recognized Polycarp’s leadership and chose him to be representative to Pope Anicetus on the question of the date of the Easter celebration. Only one of the many letters written by Polycarp has survived, the one he wrote to the Church of Philippi, Macedonia. At 86, Polycarp was to be burned alive in a stadium in Smyrna; the flames did not harm him and he was finally killed by a dagger, and his body burned. The “Acts” of Polycarp’s martyrdom are the earliest preserved reliable account of a Christian martyr’s death.
1. St Fiacre Patron Saint of Sexually Transmitted Disease
Saint Fiacre was raised in an Irish monastery, which in the 7th century were great repositories of learning, including the use of healing herbs, a skill studied by Fiacre. His knowledge and holiness caused followers to flock to him, which destroyed the holy isolation he sought. Fleeing to France, he established a hermitage in a cave near a spring, and was given land for his hermitage by Saint Faro of Meaux, who was bishop at the time. Saint Fiacre is also the patron saint of gardeners and taxi drivers.
Source: Catholic Forum
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Haha, the internet. I feel like his picutre is just asking to have a speech bubble in it that says, "lolz." Do you have the link to the list of patron saints that you pulled these from? I'd love to browse it over!
Methinks you’ll enjoy http://www.lolsaints.com/
the ‘multiples’ are the coolest.
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Saint Fiacre is also the patron saint of gardeners and taxi drivers.
Cyn hehe – most of them are multiples – I only mentioned it on St Fiacre because he is most well known for his patronage of gardeners. I wonder where he was when I planted my (now dead) herb garden
– oh – on second thoughts, he was probably held up helping Paris Hilton.
All I can say is, ” Uh, what??” Hahaha….what a list! Thanks again jfrater!
i love christianity sometimes
Where do you find that kinda stuff?
just me: I just found a good sized list of patron saints and picked the ones I found wackiest
Polycarp, what an amazing name.
Haha!
polycrap would be more amazing
My high school in Australia was a St John Bosco school, and the “house” I was in was named after Dominic Savio. I didn’t even know he was the patron of juvenile delinquents :S hahaha.
Kelsi: give this one a shot: http://www.americancatholic.org/Features/Saints/patrons.asp
My favorite is St. Jude, patron of fools and lost causes. I always thought naming a children’s cancer research hospital after Jude wasn’t the best of ideas, but in the beginning, it made a lot of sense since the mortality rate was nearly 90%.
St. Jude is also my favorite St – however the story is that Danny Thomas founder of St. Jude Children's Hospital said a novena to St Jude and in return he would dedicate a Children's Hospital in St. Jude's name.
Fe: St Peregrine’s would be more appropriate – he is the Patron Saint of Cancer sufferers. St Jude can also be considered the patron of causes despaired of – which would be true in the case you mentioned. It is quite interesting that there is a patron saint for despair considering despair is considered a mortal sin in the Catholic Church.
You forgot St. Hubbins, the patron saint of quality footwear.
6 and 7… thats all I’m going to say.
If I ever get an STD, I will make a point of yelling “Curse you Saint Fiacre”
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not only st. peregrine is the patron saint of cancer sufferers san ezekiel moreno is also the patron saint of cancer patoents
Making fun of saints. Making fun of religions. Making fun of Peoples’ beliefs. How sad for all of you who have indulged in these practices here on these pages. May the time come when you need some help from above and cannot get it because of your hypocrisy. Get a life.
I wonder who the patron saint of battling stupidity is.
its all a load of bull shyte !
:);)
Unusual, yes.
Do thousands believe and pray to “the Angel of the Poor”, the “Patron Saint of drug dealers”? Yes.
Does the Roman Catholic Church give Jesus Malverde their “patron saint seal of approval”?No.
His home of devotion resides by some train tracks and in the Cathedral of Culiacan in Sinaloa, Mexico.
Great list!
There are some wonderfully obscure patron saints around. St Polycarp is accompanied by several other patrons against stomach disorders generally. St Magnus of Fussen is listed as not only the patron of hail (presumably this means protection from hail) but also of protection from vermin, so I guess his job description overlaps somewhat with that of St Gertrude of Nivelles, #10.
St Bernardine of Siena is the patron of hoarseness; St Quirinus is the patron of obsession… … …
Well
It’s better than being the patron saint of nothing I suppose…
This was interesting
Another patron of cancer victims is St.Nectarios of Aegina . . . Thanks for the reminder about St. Hubbins.
nice polycarp iz awsome!!
itz so sad how they died
but there all pretty awsome! XD
kekeke…
what about st. dymphna?
patron saint of the mentally ill and family harmony.
I believe St. Jude is the patron saint of lost causes… correct me if I’m wrong!
St. Valentine is not just the Patron Saint of couples, love, happy marriage but also plague, epilepsy and bee keepers, so why isn’t he in the top ten perhaps number 5. St Isidore of Seville should be replaced as he’s not really the Patron Saint of the internet.
St Monica Patron Saint of Alcoholics haha.
I had to double take at St Isidore of Seville Patron Saint of the Internet.
nice list =D
Actually, there is one unusual saint you forgot. St. Claire is the patron saint of television. It all stated when St. Claire got sick & she can’t go to mass. Then, she had a vision that she was physically in the mass. So, she became the patron saint of not only television, but also the patron saint of telecommunications.
As I recal, there was actually a patron saint of indecision… “Saint Chad”. No! For real! I remember that there was a lot of talk about that one back when Gore and Bush were fighting over the Oval Office.
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St. Lawrence, patron saint of cooks, despite being burt to death on a grill. Though in fairness he did say something to the effect that they should turn him over lest one side get burnt and the othe left raw.
No Saint Guinefort? I mean, he was a dog!
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Saint Polycarp was one of St. John’s disciples…and an early Church father who was also pope. Good Man, Polycarp…
@Joe Skepsis (6): @jong (36):
Nice, guys…real nice.
HAHAHHAHAHHAA IM KINNDA CUNFUED!… im righting a project and im haveing trouble picking … i think i might go with St Dominic Savio he got alot acomplishid in his lil life (R.I.P good lil boy )
I think the ARchangel Gabriel should be a patron saint of the internet. After all, he was the first “instant messenger”
Saint Helena (no, she’s not the patron saint of handbaskets!) is the patron saint of divorced people.
Yes, there’s a Catholic patron saint for the divorced!
Heh. Praying for misfortune without forgiveness or redemption; while actually sighting _our_ hypocrisy as your reason for being such a pill. That’s some good troll, chickadee. Unless you’re stupid. In which case I recommend praying to Saint Harin, or perhaps some other idol. Is there a Saint Irony?
This was the first list I saw on this website. That was 2 years ago and I’ve been a fan of this site ever since. I was checking to see if there was a patron saint of STD’s. I typed it in on google and this site came up. Haha. Don’t ask me why. Good job JFrater!
@jfraters first post.
Paris Hilton’s a taxi driver? xP
Good list, But what about explaining why they are the specific patron saint of things. Did Fiacre cure someones herpes or something? or were all the good medical problems patroned?
I’m a descendant of St. Arnulf of Metz… the Saint of Beer. lol
what about Saint Nick? the patron saint of prostitutes?
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I gotta say St Dominic Savio is definitely my favorite. It’s hard to believe he wanted t become a priest at 12! That is awesome!
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