With the press at every political and public event, unfortunate comments now become a part of the public record. This is a list of some of the more unfortunate quotes from people in the public eye.
Quotes 1-10
1. “And I’m supposed to believe that Reagan was a great leader? This is who he chose as the Secretary of Education…” -Former Education Secretary William Bennett
2. “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
3. “The internet is a great way to get on the net.” – Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
4. “Screw the Buddhists and kill the Muslims.” -Henry Jordan, South Carolina board of education (when another board member said the displaying of the Ten Commandments in public schools might offend students of other religions)
5. “We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” -Colonel Gerald Wellman
6. “China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.” – Charles De Gaulle, former French President
7. “The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.” – Dwight Eisenhower
8. “A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.” – Everett Dirksen, Congressman
9. “Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.” – Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
10. “We’re going to move left and right at the same time.” – Jerry Brown, Governor of California
Quotes 11-20
11. “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”-Joe Theismann, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
12. “I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.” – Barry Venison
13. “Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.” – Alan Minter, Boxer
14. “Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.” – Bill Peterson, football coach
15. “Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.” – David Acfield
16. It’s a humbling thing being humble.” – Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett
17. “I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.” – Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
18. “He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.” – Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
19. “Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.” – Yogi Berra
20. “Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” – Pedro Guerrero, major leaguer
Quotes 21-30
21. “The Bible commands that we hate.” -H. A. (Buster) Dobbs
22. “We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.” -Ann Coulter
23. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” -Brooke Shields
24. “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada”. -Britney Spears
25. “Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.” – Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
26. “We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.” -Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles
27. “I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.” – Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
28. “A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.” – Samuel Goldwyn
29. “Are you going to ask that question with shades on?” – George Bush to blind reporter Peter Wallsten
30. “The gavel of the speaker of the House is in the hands of special interests, and now it will be in the hands of America’s children.” – Nancy Pelosi, on the prospect of Democrats winning back Congress
Contributor: Nathan Adams
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love this list. great job Nathan!
I’ve always liked this one:
“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks
#29..i cringed. the guy manages to make me feel bad for him.
“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.”
Taken out of context, this is pretty silly.
Note, however, that he never claims to have invented it.
If I didn’t know better I’d say some of these guys were comedians.
We need a whole list of Yogiisms.
“And they pay you in cash, which is just as good as money.”
Lol, you should totally check out http://www.overheardeverywhere.com !
With #26, im pretty sure the guy who rejected the beatles went on to sign the rolling stones
Wow, only one quote from W?
You should do a whole list on him.
It would be a long list.
9000 – check out the List of Lists – you will find this one: Top 10 Unfortunate Comments of George Bush and Top 10 Unfortunate Comments of the Clintons
You could do a whole list of Ann Coulter! Pretty much everything out of her mouth is unfortunate.
Hahaha, hilarious. Great job.
And I thought I said some stupid things! Ha! I feel better now! Great list again jfray! =)
“Can’t sing, can’t act, can dance a little.” Comment about Fred Astaire after his first Hollywood screen test.
(Personally, I prefer Gene Kelly.)
Thanks for all your compliments. It means alot. I submitted it
Gravy: I didn’t know your listverse nickname when I posted – if you prefer I can change the contributor text to Gravy instead.
great list
i cant believe the football *****yst john madden didnt find his way on this list…every week he says something that should be on here
OMG this is absolutely fabulous…
Norman Einstein was Albert Einstein’s dumber, less charismatic brother who harboured a deep-seated case of sibling rivalry.
kind of like Chad Vader lol
lol nice
“Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman” Arnold schwarzenegger
The quote by Coulter was a total liberal press manufactored event…she was quoting the book of Romans but did so haphazardly…..St. Paul, a Jew, said himself for a Jew to become complete, he/she would have to come to Christ…..this is absolutely ridiculous to make a controversy out of but does show you still the tragic power the liberals hold in the media by and large!
Otherwise, great website and fun lists!
No. 8 is wrong. Senator Dirkson said “A MILLION here, a MILLION there, pretty soon your talking about real money.” was a quote from the 60′s (when a 12 ounce bottle of Coke was 5 cents, not $1.29, plus tax).
NOT a billion.
cheers
Didn’t Ann Coulter also say that our country would be better without Jews in it?
This is a decent list, except that I could find 30 quotes by George W. alone that are dumber than this. And number 21 is factually correct, most christians have just never actually read the bible.
Monkey nuts: You have a good point, but I thing GWB falls under his own category. otherwise this list would only consist of his quotes! Its nice to see other dumb quotes as well!
do you mean something like Top 10 unfortunate quotes of George Bush?
actually, Britney was not in the US when she said that…she was in Germany…
Anyway, great list again weeeeeee!
Yogi Berra was joking. If you read more of his quotes, you’ll see that. That’s just his humor.
“A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.” – Everett Dirksen, Congressman
Everett Dirksen was a senator, a wise and very funny guy. This quotation was not a mistake. He knew exactly what he was saying, unlike most of the othrs on this list.
23. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” -Brooke Shields
…and she went to Princeton…
As stupid as it may sound, I like the Eisenhower quote. It’s kind of philosophical in a way.
i heard this one
‘i couldnt hold my breath to save my life’ lol
Recent one from the wife of a Northern Ireland politician (not sure who she is, Iris something I think). Unfortunately I don't know exactly what she said but basically she said that homo*****uality was worse than paedophilia. And then she had the nerve to say it was taken out of context!!!
In other words, I don’t know who said it and I’m not sure what they said but but basically it was pretty stupid.
That reminds of Michelle Obama and her “first time in my adult life I was proud to be an American” gaffe. Everyone who gets caught saying something they later regret loves to say they were taken out of context.
“14. Fe – October 15th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
“Can’t sing, can’t act, can dance a little.” Comment about Fred Astaire after his first Hollywood screen test. (Personally, I prefer Gene Kelly.)”
A year later, Ajaxkid is here to agree!! Gene Kelly was THE man! Very very athletic dancing and very handsome!
BTW… no comments from Prince Philip?
No way!
You could write a whole book on his moronic comments!
Wow at number 29. haha that was a good list!
#26 – Decca Records got majorly owned
I believe it was Mariah Carey who said: “When I see those kids in africa I feel terrible… I mean, I’d love to be that skinny, but not with all the flies and stuff.”
SOmething like that anyways! Haha!
The Super Bowl one makes me cringe.
that was a fake quote used to spread a bad image
That was Kate Moss.
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada”. -Britney Spears
hahaha!!!
during a tv show, a 70s winner of Miss International Pageant was asked on how she was able to maintain her good figure after having 4 children.
she replied, “It’s bcoz of the food intake that I take.”
hihihi…
Great list, always in enjoy celebrities making a goose of themselves,but I’ve never heard of “Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery” and I can’t find any info on him, so I think that was just made up for the internet, but please tell me number 4 isn’t true. There cannot be people like that who work in education!!!
Manny Pacquiao: “you know…..” and smiles not knowing what to say next…tsk tsk tsk ….very unfortunate…
I LIKE THIS LIST SO MUCH! I’M SURPRISED YOU DON’T HAVE MORE ON BUSH…OH MY LOL
Why was 21. “The Bible commands that we hate.” included? it isn’t unfortunate or dumb. He said exactly what he meant to say. The bible does in fact command that we hate.
“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” (Luke 14:26)
hmmm why is the bible wanting us to hate thy dads and mums and bros and sis
#21 is right on the money. Not sure whay it’s included in this list.
EvilGod-
No offence but that quote from the bible you’ve presented is taken way out of context. In that quote God was saying that in comparison to how much people should love him, the feelings they have towards those dear to them should feel like hate.
Note that that is in comparison, and it doesn’t actually instruct you to hate anyone.
#10 should be former governor…sorry, I do a lot of editing and noticed that.
“I thought I was wrong but, as it turns out, I was just mistaken”… I have no idea who said that first but, I still use it! LOL !
“that depends on what the definition of is is” Clinton
There’s a famous one in Quebec politics. There was this liberal (liberal being a member of the Liberal party) who said : “The former government got us on the edge of the precipice. If you vote Liberal, we’re gonna go a step forward.”
If it wasn’t for the humor, I wouldn’t follow politics.
#29 was the best. hahahaha kinda expected something like that from our president. hahahaha
Number one on this list seems to be an error. It’s apparently a reader response to a quote of Bennett’s, rather than Bennett’s actual statement. Both can be found at the following website: http://www.blogofstupidity.com/archive/2005/09/30/worst-quote-ever-from-former-education-secretary-william-bennett/148.html
Perhaps when he was compiling this list Nathan Adams unintentionally copied and pasted the comment rather than the quote?
great list you should do one on yoggi bera, every word out of his mouth is hilariously unfotunate
Heh heh heh…
27 means that since she never feasts, she never has to famine. She exercises self-control when eating. Never getting fat in the first place means never having to lose weight by dieting. It’s not wrong.
Thank you, I was thinking the same thing, but could not have expressed the opinion so well.
Obviously not a current list because Obama has made some whoppers
hahah good point