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Tattoos (whilst removable with extensive laser surgery) are permanent scars. They can occasionally be tasteful, but for the most part are not. Sometimes they are downright ridiculous. This is a list of the top 20 worst tattoos. (As usual, click each image for the full size view).
1. When getting an “In Memoriam” tattoo, it is best not to completely disrespect that person for the remainder of your life.
2. There has got to be an equally bad inside joke regarding this tattoo.
3. What? No Princess Leia!
4. The scariest sex you’ll ever have.
5. Ok, getting your hands done has pushed the limits of good taste.
6. “Yeah, I Am looking to get a buck-toothed naked Indian straddling a corndog….Yeah, a corndog.”
7. “Hi, I am here for the daycare assistant position.”
8. “My tattoo could beat up your tattoo!”
9. Ladies, see Number 4 above. Now multiply by 10.
10. I will not sleep until I know the story behind this tattoo.
11. “Me a stalker? I am highly offended you make such an accusation. Oh, the tattoo….its uhh my nephew.”
12. The mugshot was funny for 1 day. Now make it two.
13. This guy’s last name better be Maytag.
14. The Japanese symbol stands for “intense therapy needed”.
15. I think he wanted Elvis or Celine, not Elvis and Celine.
16. “Your honor, I’d like to admit the following as evidence. We rest our case.”
17. I am speechless.
18. I bet his momma’s proud!
19. Ok, this bellybutton, anus thing is officially out of hand.
20. You didn’t need the tattoo to let us know you were a nerd.
Contributor: teacherman
#1 would make sense if the recipient utterly detested the woman in the photo, though he would have to hold the picture up for the (vague) similarities to become obvious. The chap in #5 better hope that a child-raping homicidal cannibal doesn’t decide to name himself ‘Mr Cool Ice’. #12 That IS James Brown (though rendered as James Green) as he was captured in his infamous dust-drivin’ bust back in the ’90s, isn’t it? Jeeze, I hope that’s painted on. #13 is actually kind of cool…
I LOLed at number 5.
OH MY FREAKIN’ LORD! A WINDOWS TATTOO? PUH-LEASE!
hahahahahahahaha
This list is contributing to my losing the will to live. You hear me jfrater – THE WILL TO LIVE!!!
Good Lord almighty! What kind of inbred, Springer rejected ass clowns are we becoming when we have to tatoo our naughty bits?
# 9 makes me cry for the downfall of all humanity. On top of the tatoo, he’s got a piece of steel shot through the head?!?!?
# 4 has completely shattered any hope of ever having ***** again.
WREEEAAATTTCCCHHHH!!!!
The lighthouse is Cape Hatteras in the Outer Banks, NC…I’ve been to it..http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/north-carolina/cape-hatteras.php
the rest..are hideous
#10 is Cape Hatteras..I’ve been there..its an actual place I dont see anything wrong with that tattoo..
The rest however are just sad
I LOVE this website. Seriously it’s one of about 3 I check everyday.
One thing I must say though that I seriously disagree with is your comment: “Tattoos (whilst removable with extensive laser surgery) are permanent scars. They can occasionally be tasteful, but for the most part are not. Sometimes they are downright ridiculous.”
True, some tattoos are flat out stupid, but ‘occasionally tasteful’? It sounds like you mean 1 in 1000 is alright. In my experience (My hubbie is tattoo artist), at least 90% of the ones I saw are either nicely done, or at the very least have a great meaning behind them, and can easily be ‘fixed and cleaned up’ if need be. Personally, I have 7 including a chest piece that covers the entire top part of my chest. My father HATES tattoos, and he even likes my tattoos, because of the meaning behind them.
Just a thought man, no offense meant at all
I love your website!
#19- Goatse!
as someone else has said already, i dont see anything wrong with #10. the rest – lol – outragious. there was a woman who had her internal reproductive organs tattooed on on both sides of where they would actually be… i wish i had that pic to post.
great list – great site
#1 I feel so sorry for the guy who tok this tattoo.
#9 Ouch. Doesn’t getting a tattoo like that hurt?
#20 This is the best one, without a doubt.
From the OP’s intro: “They can occasionally be tasteful, but for the most part are not.”
Wow. Close minded much? Tattooing, whether you like it or not, whether you agree or not, is a legitimate art form. That being said, there’s absolutely no accounting for taste, or personal preference. If someone wants to make their belly button look like a snatch, or a cow’s *****, then more power to them.
As a heavily tattooed person, as well as a member of Mensa and all around good guy, I can say that the MAJORITY of work I see these days (including my own) is very high quality, and for the most part tasteful. Taste is relative to each individual. Would I ever, in a million years, get any work done that even remotely resembled numbers 18 or 19? No. I won’t comment on whether I would (or do) have my junk tattooed, but I can assure you, that if I did (or do), it would be (or is) in very good taste.
I sincerely hope you aren’t really a teacher, and if you are, I hope it’s at a higher level than grade or middle school, so your pupils can (hopefully) see your glaring prejudices for what they are, and not take your every word as gospel.
OMG ! whats with the washing machine??
and #9 and #4..there just weird !
and #1.. thats just plain evilness ! i dont know who i feel more sorry for..the bloke with the tattoo or his wife !
the tattoos r fuking awful lol but funny wot a freak show lol
Dang, I bet getting your wiener or women parts tattooed would HURT :-O!
i must be the only one, but i thought that dragon penis tattoo was hot…
its so original and different
Okay, In regards to #4, If my girlfriend had a tattoo like that, I’d never have *****… period! And #9, Okay, first of all, my hand is longer than that dude’s penis. I’d NEVER get a tattoo like that, it just seems too painful! I wonder what that guy was thinking!?
omg!!!!!
these images are completly out of sense. some of them are unthinkable.. for me, the number one of all above is the piccture number 13, a washing machine?????? speechless..
Hah, my Biology teacher has a tattoo of a strand of DNA of the back of his shoulder. It’s pretty cool, actually.
And I feel very bad for #1
that is just great.. thanks for making me laugh my heart out! I think it’s just what they really want, I fell bad for the guy on #2 it was a sick prank..
still nice website!
#4 is hot!
Fantastic tats to look at and to take the micky out of but who in their right mind would do that to themselves #4 and 9 yak, I’ve heard of pulling the python but that’s rediculous
Keep up the good work
I think #9 is pretty hot. I wouldn’t mind doing it with him
#11 who gets a tattoo of somebody else’s kid, unless it’s llike a family member or something. I mean Maddox is uber-cute but I wouldn’t go and get a tattoo of him
nr 4 was actually well done, but yet, horrific..
omg luvin the snakes nwat a *****er bet that hurt lol
omfg that tat on ur dick must of hurt lol
#10 is not Cape Hatteras, it is the old Biloxi, Mississippi lighthouse.
That tattoo is on the arm of a girl who goes by the nickname “Biloxi Bruise” in the Mobile Miss-fits roller derby team of Mobile, Alabama.
http://www.mobilerollerderby.com
tbh these tattoos are the stupid thing ive ever seen and trust me ive seen some stupid things, take baldy for example getting thhe old windows sign on he has a reciding hairline, why would u get a tattoo on your privates that disgusting eww u make me feel sick my mummy would send me to my room if i got a tattoo like that not that my mum would see my fanny but u know chow for now tadaluu cheerio u hunnie monster mmmmmmm corndogs x
#4
THE ALL DEVOURING VAGINA!
Wow, that was funny xD I love the cow one.
they must be crazy to do that
I actually like number 9, a side from the peircing.
“can occasionally be tasteful, but for the most part are not.”
Who wrote this? And what tattoos have they actually see a side from these ones?
Most are tasteful and I’m sorry if they cannot see past the steriotyping that dissappered long ago.
Tattoos have a meaning to each person, weither is it to show your personality, passion or in memory of a loved one.
If the dude like star wars what’s wrong with that? And there is nothing wrong with being a computer geek? How would you know if they guy help to make windows operating system and it’s a sign of his achievement? If it wasn’t for windows, we’d all be stuck with *****ty macs.
Also the mask in 4 is a sign of protection.
Number 1 & 15 are not the peoples fault, it was badly done.
Number 7, they are prison tattoos, I doubt he would be getting a job, unless those were forced upon him, or he has changed his ways.
Whoever wrote this is a fool.
76. Johnathan, the greatest. – July 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Okay, In regards to #4, If my girlfriend had a tattoo like that, I’d never have *****… period! And #9, Okay, first of all, my hand is longer than that dude’s penis. I’d NEVER get a tattoo like that, it just seems too painful! I wonder what that guy was thinking!?
He isn’t hard. Fool
no, he is. and I don't find it small, either.
And Number 9 is a dragon NOT a snake.
When was the last time you saw a snake with wings?
Stupidity has no limits.
I actually love #9. Best use for a penis I’ve seen so far.
OMG Numbers 4 & 9 are just disgusting !! .. why on earth would you do that?!
2 words!!!!
idiocracy KILLS!
Poor Maddox. Someone tattooed his eyes all wonky. It’ll only get worse when this person gets cottage cheese legs. I assume that’s on his/her leg…
Another Tattoo for consideration:
http://www.japanisdoomed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/awsome.jpg
Isn’t it awsome?!
These Tatoos R Messed Up
They Are The Most Random Tattoos I Have Ever Seen, What Was Going Through These Peoples Minds When They Had Them Done !!!!
i dont get the penis tat
what happens when hes not hard
the lighthouse (#10) is a historic lighthouse in NC, if i’m not mistaken. i mean, its not a poorly done tattoo, and it probably is specific and significant to the person. the others are absolutely ridiculous… wonder what the story with the ray ramano tattoo is…
you are correct it is Cape Hattras. I took the picture myself of the light house. it is very special to me as i got it for myy mother that passed in 2003 it was her favorit
what? ok, all of them are just crazy… why oh why?!
dang… and that stuff is permanent.
for the love of little apples…why? OMG I have been laughing for over 10 mintues. Mostly from bringing up the other pictures listed in the comments.
I want to get one too. I want my daughters name. Just not sure where, but its a toss up between my arm or ankle.
Would never consider getting one in an unmentionable place….scary people.
some of those tattoos are crazy lol
man, they are not only crazy, they are sick, those people need help. I doubt they are all realt tattoo. I hope the worst ones are just temporary. Anyway, if you are feeling digusted from this pictures, have a look here at some gorgeous tattoo pics http://tattoo-stars.com/
…oh wow…i hope they know there gonna be stuck with those horrible takes for the rest of there life..unless they get them removed
Very cool your site !!!
I added a permanent recip link to your site at my tatoos board to:
http://fantasmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=686
Continue your great job !!!
omg what kind of dude would make his dick a worm and yes i said worm.
haaaaa haaaaaaaa can`t stop laughing!!! what a load of crazy people although the bloke that has his belly button looking like a womans woo-hoo is sooooooooo funny! oh and brandiii a agree about the worm!
i mean what sort of bloke decides he wants his penis painted like a snake/worm? imagine if you will getting it on and he whips that out! OMFG i would run a god-damn mile!
113. deviantmiss: I was laughing at your comment! However if I was with a guy and he had that tattoo, I wouldn’t be able to run…How can you run when you are laughing so hard that you can’t breath?! How embarrassing that would be to the guy if you just point and laugh? Would it turn into a an inchworm then?
http://www.theginblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/suicide-bomber.jpg
dynamite belt, yup
111. brandiiii – April 2nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
omg what kind of dude would make his dick a worm and yes i said worm.
Its a dragon stupid
18 and 19
cant… stop… laughing…
what the hell was tht corndog dude thinkin?
how much ex was in his coke? i mean an indian WHOSE TEETH ARE BUCK AS HELL!on a corndog? wow.
The Zombie Bride Tattoo was done by Dennis at On the Edge Tattoo in Bowling Green Ohio. Apparently, he finds it to be some of his best work… The wife is still alive, and the RIP is written on to make a pun on the bad quality of the tattoo. It was a nice idea, but very poorly executed.