Top 10 Simpsons Episodes
- Published November 25, 2007 - 96 Comments
For the last week, the site has been up and down as we have moved to a new host in California. Now that we are finally getting settled, it seems like a great time for us to all sit back and enjoy the new digs! The Simpsons has been around now for the better part of twenty years, and has become a staple on Sunday night television. From its humble beginnings as the crudely drawn yellow-hued family on the Tracy Ullman show, through its break away in December of 1989, and beyond up to its first feature film this past summer, The Simpsons has entertained and become ingrained in world-wide culture. The following ten episodes are by no means a complete list. In fact, just coming up with 10 was brain-meltingly difficult so I just chose the ones I could really relate to off the cuff. So please, feel free to inundate me with as many others as you can and I’d be happy to come up with a sequel in the future. Again, these are my opinion, but I do want yours, as well.
10. Deep Space Homer
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Homer becomes an astronaut! This cannot end well.
9. So It’s Come to This: A Simpson’s Clip Show
After Bart blows Homer up with a super-shaken can of duff on April Fools Day, stories about the original foolishness ensue.
8. Treehouse of Horror VI
A great Halloween episode featuring Homer rendered in 3D remarking, ‘Mmmm… Erotic cakes.”
7. Flaming Moe’s
After Homer explains the contents of a new drink called the Flaming Homer, Moe steals the recipe to boost sales at the bar. Much hilarity and Aerosmith!
6. The Blunder Years
Marge falls for the absorbency of a paper towel icon Homer knows as Chad Sexington, and dresses Barney accordingly. Oh, and Homer screams a lot about a past experience featuring a body in a quarry.
5. HOMR
Homer discovers the basis behind his intolerable stupidity his a crayon lodged in his brain which Moe promptly removes. Homer becomes brilliant, then dumb again soon after it’s put back.
Sorry I couldn’t find a decent clip, but one of the best lines comes after Homer is smart and he says, “Who’s up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice i no longer say ‘libarry’ or ‘tomorry’. Great episode!
4. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner?
Homer becomes a food critic and eventually loses the assistance of Lisa and begins using words like, ‘momato’ and ‘pasketti’, as well as ’screw Flanders’ in his articles. Anger ensues, of course.
3. E-I-E-I (Annoyed Grunt)
Homer and family take up solace at a family farm and begin growing a cross-breed plant they call Tomacco after using nuclear fluid. According to Ralph Wiggum, “It tastes like gramma!”
2. Homer Vs. the 18th Amendment
After an old paper is discovered that proves Springfield is a dry city, Homer loses it and enlists the aid of Bart to start smuggling alcohol from his basement to Moe’s. Oh, in bowling balls. Sorry, no videos, but here’s some great lines.
1. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
Homer takes a head-trip thanks to some Guatamalan insane peppers in his chili. He meets Johnny Cash the coyote and asks for help finding his soul mate. “Marge! Less artsy more fartsy!”














November 25th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
There’s so many that could be on this list. Good choices though.
My personal fave is “Weekend at Burnsie’s”
November 25th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Last Exit To Springfield should be here, my personal favorite.
November 25th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
My favourite episode is “A Streetcar Named Marge”, partly for the part John Lovitz played in it. It’s series 3, and it has the FUNNIEST commentary on it of all time. If you have the DVD, or know someone who does, it’s definitely worth watching.
November 25th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Here’s one of the funniest Simpsons lines ever. Enjoy.
November 25th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
November 25th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
So many to enjoy, props to actually narrowing it down to 10.
November 25th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
The Hurricane, Lemon of Troy….both classics.
November 25th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Marge Vs. The Mono-Rail was a good one, a little surprised it wasn’t on the list, but the episodes listed were all well picked.
November 25th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Juggz / AnotherEngine: It’s to the show’s credit that we can all remember so many that have stuck in our collective brains. I could spout one-liners from this show all day long.
November 25th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
The one when Bart goes on drugs!
)) It’s funny because it’s true! The major league basseball has satelites, they use to spy on us!
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November 25th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
i love flaming moe its one of my favs. so are the treehouse of horrors.
November 25th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
One of my fav clips from the Simpsons is when “Christopher Walken” (Jay Mohr) reads Goodnight Moon.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/56057/Simpsons_Christopher_Walken_Goodnight_Moon.html
November 25th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Good list! There are so many to choose from. The “tomacco” episode is pretty good. The one where Homer gets really fat so he can work from home is particularly hilarious also.
November 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
koop: YES! I have that book for my kids and I can’t help but read it like that whenever I get the chance, though my Walken leaves a lot to be desired!
angelina: “Where’s the ANY key?” HA! Good call on that one!
November 25th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
This was actually a really good list. However, my favourite episode will always be the ‘Trilogy or Errors’ one. Just so clever.
November 25th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
best list ever, and i haven’t even read it yet, lol
The Simpsons rock!!
November 25th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
JT: Thanks! It was really tough to just whittle it down to 10 as I’m sure you can imagine!
November 25th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Now thats a great list!
I think the chili feed episode needs to be on there. I love it when homer kicks the turtle.
November 25th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
My Top 5 Simpsons Episodes
1. Homer The Heretic
2. Lisa’s Wedding
3. Homer VS. The Eighteenth Amendment
4. Marge VS. the Monorail
5. Rosebud
November 25th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Good choice!
My personal favourites are:
-”You Only Move Twice”, guest starring Albert Brooks
-”22 Short Films”
-”The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”
-”Lisa the Vegetarian”
-”Homer the Great”
Ack, there’s too many to list! Best show ever
.
November 25th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Aaah the one where Mr. Burns builds a casino?
Lisa[crying]: I look like a monster
Homer: No lisa, the only monster is the gambling moster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor and its time to save her from its neon claws
November 25th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
I like the ones that have something to do with Lisa, my #1 fav, is when Lisa developes a crush on her teacher, voiced by Dustin Hoffman. I LOVE The Simpsons. I litteraly grew up with them. They came out when I was in first grade.
November 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Oh yeah, and the Guatamalin insanty peppers, Great! You gotta love the Johnny Cash voice over. Great episode
November 25th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
20fan20: It is sir! Look harder!
November 25th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
This must be one of those personal choice thing, because pretty much none of my favourites are up there. They are good episodes, but my favourites include Homer’s long lost brother (Danny DeVito), and when Homer joined the baseball team with all the ringers. Also the Halloween one where Mr. Burns was Dracula. Classic.
November 25th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
well, you can tell by the shortness of breath on yall comentators that “the simpson’s” have run their coarse allready. What? those that started watching back in the begining are in their 30’s now! I understand the new wave of computer expression, and that many wish to relate and brag and blah and stamp a foot down for where they are at (even if it is connecting with a cartoon on tv) but,still, The Simpsons? Come On! Isn’t this just way past it’s prime to still be of any relevance?
Aaaawww! This is only a partial put-on. It looks as if I’ll have to watch throughout the year of re-runs just to get to the ones here that I havent seen…..Wait!No! I have seen all of these!
Easily could have been titled “Top Ten Homer Episodes”
Each year In New York , the local “FOX” station has a “Favorite Simpsons Poll”. And they tally up the score and play those for a week.
November 25th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Diogenes: You had me going there for a second, pal! By the way, did you know that your handle is the name of the evil brother to one Alouisis Pendergast in many Preston and Child’s novels? Good stuff!
November 25th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
StewWriter: about the “handle”—This was pointed out to me by A. from the site N. I have yet to read the book (or books). I’ll look it up now that a second voice has mentioned it.Thanks.
November 25th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
The Blunder Years has one of my favorite Simpsons lines ever”
Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch?
Wiggum: Montgomery Burns, you’re under arrest for murder.
Burns: Uh, did I say “corpse hatch”? I meant, “innocence tube.”
great!
November 25th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
WEEKEND AT BURNSIE’S!!!
November 25th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Well tonight’s episode was pretty good.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Homer the Heretic is one of my favorite. The ending should be included on your Top 15 Movie (or The Simpsons)Endings.
Consider this –
Homer: What’s the meaning of life?
God: Homer, I can’t tell you that. You’ll find out when you die.
Homer: I can’t wait that long!
God: You can’t wait six months?
God: The meaning of life is…
–show ends–
November 25th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
I just stumbled upon this website earlier this afternoon, and I’ve been addicted ever since! I had to comment here first because my boyfriend and I are HUGE Simpsons fans. I love the inclusion of the “Flaming Moe’s” and “HOMR” episodes, those are two of my favorites! But there are so many great ones it’s hard to limit the list to just 10!
Glad I found you guys!
November 25th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
i love the simpsons and always will but after nearly 20 years i’m kinda sick of them too
family guy has replaced them as my favourite
November 25th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
JJ: Family guy is one of the few shows that I watch on TV. It is very funny.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:23 am
nice list.. but come on, 10 is not enough
November 26th, 2007 at 6:12 am
It’s hard to choose the best episodes, but your picks are pretty good.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Stonecutters, and the chili cook off/soul mate one are my faves. Sorry so short, running to work.
November 26th, 2007 at 9:02 am
I USE TO LIKE “PRANKSTA RAP”
November 26th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Oh! You missed my two favorites:
Tree House of Horror IV (#1F04) (The Devil and Homer Simpson, Terror at 5 1/2 feet)
Cape Feare (#9F22)
November 26th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
the episode “lisa the vegetarian” is tops in my book. so many quotable lines including the immortal exchange:
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you’re *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
November 26th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Two of my favorites were the one with the movementarians:
“Na-na-na-na-na-fishing, i mean leader”
And the film festival episode with Jon Lovitz as the critic:
“It was a gummybear”
November 26th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Aah! I am so watching these when my roomate isn’t trying to watch a movie. I haven’t gotten sick of the Simpsons because I never really watched it that much.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
No “Homer at the Bat”?! Awww.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
It would have been nice to hear why these are the top ten Simpsons episodes. I used to be a big fan of the series, but they lost me a couple of seasons ago. The early episodes, especially the one with Michael Jackson helping Bart write a birthday song for Lisa, will always be close to my heart.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:11 am
My favorites (by far), both from season 8: Bart After Dark, with that amazing musical number at the end, and The Mysterious Voyage of Homer, with the psychedelic hot peppers. Good stuff!
November 27th, 2007 at 5:30 am
I think the funniest scene ever was the April Fool’s clip.
“So thirsty…eh, whatcha gonna do?”
November 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
The one where homer gets medical marijuana is by far my favorite, with the best line ever… “They call em fingers, but i’ve never seen em fing.”
November 27th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Marge: All work and no play makes Homer go something something something.
Homer: Crazy? Don’t mind if I do!
November 28th, 2007 at 2:10 am
My own personal top:
Joy of Sect
Lisa the Vegetarian
Bart Sells His Soul
Some Enchanted Evening
Lisa’s Substitute
A Milhouse Divided
Treehouse of Horror I, II, & VII
and Black Widower
I personally feel that the magic of the show waned after the eighth season or so, not that there isn’t some cleverness and fun in it. I think Mike Scully tapped out too soon and stretched his position out waaay to long.
Just my 2 cents.
December 25th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
where’s the rock ‘n roll fantasy camp with the rolling stones episode?
December 29th, 2007 at 12:07 am
other great episodes (hope they weren’t all ready mentioned):
Bart the General
Mr. Lisa goes to Washington
Homer at the Bat
Bart the Lover
Black Widower (and other Sideshow Bob-featured episodes)
Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Mr. Plow
The Summer of 4′6”
Treehouse of Horror V
Homer Badman
Homer the Great
Who Shot Mr. Burns (pts. 1 and 2)
and the list goes on and on…
kind of inspires me to make my own top 10, the list above isn’t necessarily in order, but are some of my faves nonetheless.
December 29th, 2007 at 12:17 am
I’d like to make a correction:
The episode is called “The Summer of 4′2”, not 4′6”-my bad.
I also wanted to add ‘You Only Move Twice’ as one of the greatest and I’d highly recommend it
January 4th, 2008 at 2:50 am
you only move twice. the one when homer works for the evil corporation by hank scorpio, and he ends up owning the denver broncos. personal fave.
January 10th, 2008 at 6:55 am
You have missed “Mr Plow”. Everything in this episode was perfect.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:35 am
Cape Feare
Homie the Clown
King Size Homer
3 of the best
January 19th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Well, since Family Guy is such a great chow maybe you could do a top list on them… also maybe a list on ALL of the Simpsons “headtrips”. (I like that phrasing.)
PLEASE?????
January 19th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
The Joy of Sect … i need to find that clip! its so funny
January 20th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Although I love the simpsons, in the UK they show every day @ 18:00, so I have seen virtually all the episodes, which sort of makes them seem worse. In general I prefer family guy and south park.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Burning Homer Simpson
January 26th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
This may not be the best place, but Family Guy (after 2002) is one of the worst-written shows ever. How many times can a person laugh in 22 minutes (only 12 if you take out the pointless flashbacks that mention a celebrity’s name) at someone falling down really fast, useless muttering dialogue (Peter and Stewie mostly), and musical numbers with Seth McFarlane singing? Really, what is funny about hearing a celebrity’s name, or seeing something they’ve done get blown out of proportion? Really?
January 26th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
And another thing, sure The Simpsons have passed their prime (perhaps around 2004), after like 15 seasons, but Family Guy passed their prime in 2002, after like two and a half decent seasons. If you want to see a show whose writing is consistent strong and funny, stick to Frasier and Seinfeld reruns.
January 26th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Sorry, I’ll save it for the blog next time.
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:42 am
February 5th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
the casino one
‘No Lisa,the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws’
February 8th, 2008 at 11:51 am
The Mook The Chef and whatever…
i cannot control yself at that episode
‘can i still talk with my hands?’
‘how about my ears?’
‘im think of test driving that new lexuz hybrid’
‘ur a hybrid, half idiot, half moron’
‘whoa! where did that come from? whoa!’
hilarious
March 10th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
My favourite episodes:
- Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
- Cape Feare (especially the rakes)
- New Kid on the Block (where Homer sues the All-You-Can-Eat place!)
- Bart the Daredevil
- Brush with Greatness
- Marge on the Lam (can anyone look at a vending machine in the same way ever again?).
And one of my top Homer quotes: “Ooh, so they have the Internet on computers now?”
April 25th, 2008 at 5:28 am
I don’t know about this list, so many that really should be on here, and others that shouldn’t.
My personal top ten, in no particular order
1. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
2. Cape Feare
3. Homer Badman
4. Marge Vs. The Monorail
5. Homer’s Triple Bypass
6. Lisa’s First Word
7. Treehouse of Horror V, although VI was also a strong one
8. Homer’s Phobia
9. Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade.
10 Homer at the Bat
April 30th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I like the Frank Grimes episode. Haha. Oh, poor Frank Grimes… or Grimy, as he liked to be called.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Lisa the SkepticSome other good episodes:
The Springfield Files
Homer the Heretic
Bart Sells his Soul
The Crepes of Wrath
Homer Badman
Lisa’s Wedding
The Joy of the Sect
Homer to the Max
The Monkey Suit
Stark Raving Dad
May 18th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Rosebud and Itchy&Scratchy Movie are the funniest episodes
May 25th, 2008 at 6:47 am
great list…though the blunder years should’ve been further up the list…even thinking of that epi makes me laugh
i also like the hurricane episode -giggles- and “das bus”, only fully appreciated after a year of studying lord of the flies
July 5th, 2008 at 9:31 am
The best of those 10 has to be the Treehouse of horror VI. Homer 3d is the pick of the bunch in that.
Quote
Bart “Dad’s sounding cautiosly optimistic…”
Homer “CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP”
July 9th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Some of my favourites:
Bart of Darkness (when bart thinks flanders murdered his wife)
You only move twice
Das Bus
The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Homer vs the 18th Ammendment
Homer’s Enemy
Cape Feare
Homer’s Phobia
Summer of 4′2″
July 24th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
christ! the simpsons is fantastic, season 3 is now in my opinion the best, flaming moe’s,radio bart, homer at the bat. need i say more?
August 5th, 2008 at 4:55 am
Good list
My fav episodes not in any particular order are
Mountain Of Madness
Homer vs The Eighteenth Amendment
Mr Plow
Homer At The Bat
Treehouse Of Horror V
Deep Space Homer
Marge vs. The Monorail
Flaming Moe’s
Bart’s Comet
The Springfield Connection
August 21st, 2008 at 7:51 am
Homie The Clown will always be stand-out for me. So many great character moments and film references.
But my all-time favourite Simpson’s line is the immortal:
“Do you kids want to be like the real UN, or do you want to squabble and waste time?”
August 21st, 2008 at 12:25 pm
why cant we watch any videos?
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I am absolutely shocked that you put the episode that I most fondly remember as number one, with near countless episodes to choose from, I really didn’t expect that.
The line that sticks with me most is…
Homer: “I think I’ve brain my damage!”
September 10th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Hate to be the one to point it out – and it seems strange that its gone unnoticed for so long – but in the episode HOMR, Moe didn’t take the crayon out of Homer’s brain, he put it back in. The old crayola oblongata. My favourite episodes (I don’t know the names) – when Homer goes to clown college, the one with Grampa’s miracle sex drug and the episode where Lisa dates Ralph Wiggum.
September 10th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Oh and the monorail episode. Mono-doh!
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Missing cape feare, marge vs. the monorail, homer at the bat, last exit to springfield
Not a very good list.
October 12th, 2008 at 5:56 am
This list is pretty off, way too many new episodes. You were in the right area with viajo mysterioso and homer vs. 18th amendment. Definitely need last exit to springfield and you only move twice in there somewhere.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:58 am
the best episode by a million miles is the one where they move to a new town and get involved with an international terrorist called scorpio, i think he is voiced by albert brooks. that just blew me away. every single line seemed to be hilarious. it was so different to any other episode i’ve ever seen. homer tells scorpio his family want to move back to springfield. “its ok let them go stay here we’ll go bowling” just insanely brilliant. i also liked the pierce brosnan episode where they get a futuristic house. oh wait i just remembered a fairly recent one about a gym teacher ( i think it was also al brooks voiced him) and he kept yelling “Bombardment!” and hitting the kids with the gym balls. hilarious stuff.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:59 am
“can’t stop now homer im in the middle of a fun run!”
“good work homer, when you go home there’ll be an extra storey on your house”
October 21st, 2008 at 10:15 am
aye, actually about year 2001 jsut before 9/11 skyone had a poll of the best eps ever and homer simpson vs new york city topped it. then they stopped showing it for 5 years cos it has the twin towers in it
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 am
i almost forgot, the one where homer catches apu cheating with the squishee girl…and he walks backwards all the way home then a little dream bubble appears and its him walking backwards in it.
Apu – You’ve had less than 8 kids havent you havent you!
and another great one is where homer befriends ned and just kind of walks creepily through the hedge that divides their houses.
November 28th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
GRIMEYYYYYYY!!!!!
April 29th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Homer at Bat was a great episode, too.
Best quote from the clip show: “You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of the year with an electrified fooling machine!”
September 11th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
“I Love Lisa” When Ralph has a crush on Lisa. “I choo-choo-choose you”. It doesn’t get much better then that.
And I agree with the whoever said to watch the commentary for “A Streetcar Named Marge”, John Lovitz is hilarious in it!
One of my favourite quotes is in the episode Bart Gets An Elephant, where Homer is stuck in the tar and says…
“I’m pretty sure I can squirm my way out. First I’ll pull my legs out with my arms. Now I’ll pull my arms out with my face.”
September 12th, 2009 at 6:35 am
I don’t think i’ve any particular favourite episodes but Lisa the Vegetarians hilarious…”its just a little airbourne…it’s still good, It’s still good”
The treehouse of horror episode take on the shining, and i can’t remember the name of it but the episode when santa’s little helper has pups and Burns steals them to make a Suit…”see my vest”…best Simpsons song ever…..:)
October 4th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
One of my favorite recent ones is Marge Gamer. I also love Itchy and Scratchy Land and the Christmas episode with Gary Coleman.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:18 am
The best Simpsons episode is “BART THE GENIUS.” Period.
November 29th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
what about Lemon of Troy?
January 7th, 2010 at 9:04 am
My personal favorite is Sherry Bobbins. Hilarious song and of course very well written.