Comments on: Top 25 Woody Allen Quotes

By: kennypo65

kennypo65 — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:00:47 +0000

Here’s an Allen quote that would also go well with your famous atheists list, “My God my God. What have you done…lately.” I think it’s from Side Effects or maybe from Without Feathers.

By: 14gotmyMANTRA

14gotmyMANTRA — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:45:36 +0000

btw, I also liked this little bit of dialogue from Manhattan (1979)

“I finally had a orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wronge kind.”
“Oh, really? Cause I’ve never had the wrong kind. My worse one was… right on the money.”

By: diogenes

diogenes — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:06:30 +0000

Due to the overwhelming response that was received from my request for a plain and simple answer concerning a correct Allen Stewart Königsberg quote (one of which I wondered about over a year ago) I hereby congratulate the hard working staff and regular devotees of The List Universe on their expedient grace in prompt fashion. If only it hadn’t taken me so long to recover from forgetfulness and realize that my imagination is much more spectacular than,

“I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

By: A.K

A.K — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:44:45 +0000

hey, people, yeah, i agree that woody allen is great..
and i have one little question. there is a episode from House MD , where was said that woody allen had said that love is irrational and crazy, but we go through it, because we need the curry. I don’t understand what is curry? I thought it’s some kind of a meal…? so, what does it mean in this sentence? Can anybody please answer me?

By: yurri_fargonbashczed

yurri_fargonbashczed — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:52:59 +0000

Woody is an amazingly wonderful being human, and besides, the French love the guy. What could be a better evidence of his talent and intelligence?

By: I4gotmyMANTRA

I4gotmyMANTRA — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:34:58 +0000

woah, woah, woah, woah…

where is:

” Don’t knock masterbation, its sex wth someone I love.”

Did I miss something?

By: Cogito Cogito

Cogito Cogito — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:42:42 +0000

Great comedian. Excellent writer. Less than great moviemaker.

Many of the best quotes were from his standup routine!

By: deepak_legoals

deepak_legoals — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:45:05 +0000

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start working, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest…

Next Life …Woody Allen

By: fleabitn

fleabitn — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:26:36 +0000

“The great thing bout being bisexual is that it automatically doubles your chances of getting a date for Saturday night.”

By: Ash

Ash — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:28:23 +0000

Hard to take anything this guy says seriously anymore
After the whole stepdaughter incident
Now he just seems like a perv with a sense of humour
Rather than a witty individual.