Comments on: Top 10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy on Amazon

By: Mass Mysteriahh

Mass Mysteriahh — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:46:47 +0000

LIQUID ASS FART SPRAY? LOL.

By: Corella

Corella — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:29:38 +0000

Has anyone read the User Reviews on the amazon page for some of this stuff…fucking HILARIOUS..definitely worth reading…

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:38:57 +0000

115. dic : Lol, and I could get a can of CO and spray it in a school room and kill some people and make a whole lot sick. Anything can be dangerous given the right circumstances.

By: dic

dic — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:25:48 +0000

I don’t think they should sell uranium in any form. Somebody could grind it up and spray it somehow and give a few people lung cancer. When I was a kid I carried a small rock of harmless uranium in my shirt pocket for “good luck”. When I got older I had to have some spots removed in that area.

By: Uh...

Uh... — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:17:33 +0000

I got to admit. I want to see a commercial for S.E.P.

I’m going to act out what it would be like:

Is your dog out of control? Is he eating things he shouldn’t? Is he cleaning up his own mess?

Well then you should get: STOP EATING POOP! (for dogs)

It’s the perfect gift to give a spouse!
If you want to get your dog to eat stool, give him some of this stuff and in no time, that poo should be untouched!

Try our other products: Stop peeing all over the carpet (SPAOTC), Why don’t you ask me later (WDYAML), and the hottest product: Just go kill yourself already (JGKYA)!

By: f8fbearcat

f8fbearcat — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:57:02 +0000

Back in 1984, I somehow purchased an aerosol can of Fart Spray. I sprayed the stuff in after school detention and got busted. The next day the school vice principal (and disciplinarian) had my parents come in and told them of the small fiasco I had caused. My mom was not too pleased, but my father, from whom I had inherited my HS shenanigans from, laughed out loud much to the VP’s dismay. I was suspended for three days…

By: apeacefulscorpiaswickedheart

apeacefulscorpiaswickedheart — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:16:20 +0000

its ore dumasses

By: apeacefulscorpioswickedheart

apeacefulscorpioswickedheart — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:30:00 +0000

Hey, if number 7 actually works I wouldn’t mind buying that…I’m sure that would be useful in….certain situation >_>

By: Polly Odyssey

Polly Odyssey — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:22:12 +0000

I once saw an air guitar for sale on Amazon.

Also, I’ve always wanted a tank and some Uranium. Think of all the possibilities!

By: Sugarpie

Sugarpie — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:13:58 +0000

The liquid ass stuff looks amazing my husband wants to find some since the second he read this list!!!