This list was an April Fools Day joke for April 1, 2008. Items 10 and 9 are real, the rest are entirely made up.
Genetic modification of plants and animals has caused a lot of debate in recent years as the technology becomes much more accessible to scientists. Despite the potential dangers of some modifications, science has continued to test and produce some striking new organisms. This is a list of the top 10 most bizarre.

The GloFish was the first genetically modified animal to become available as a pet. It is a natural Zebrafish which has had genetic information from bioluminescent jellyfish added to its DNA. It was originally produced to provide a warning system for pollution but with the addition of further colors its viability for the pet market became clear. It was introduced to the US market in December 2003 by Yorktown Technologies of Austin, Texas.

The grapple is a relatively new fruit which is a genetic cross between an apple and a grape. The fruit combines the size of the apple with the texture of an grape and the flavor of both parent fruits. The grapple was originally designed to provide a much higher vitamin-c dose per fruit for third world aid. The majority of the funding for the fruit came from UNICEF.

The graisin [giant raisin] is a variety of raisin which has been modified to grow to enormous proportions. The graisin was produced by the National Institute of Genetics in Japan due to the Japanese love of large fruit and the recent popularity of western foods such as raisins. The texture and taste is identical to that of its genetically normal parent and it is served raw or thinly sliced in a stir fry.

Cork trees have long been used for producing cork-stoppers for wine though some wine producers have also begun using plastic corks. Wine enthusiasts have not taken to the rubber corks and so, in order to appease the traditionalists and the cost-cutting wine makers, SABIC innovative plastics have developed a tree which is a cross between a rubber tree and a cork tree. The corks taken from the bark of this new tree look like real cork and have the same porous qualities, but has the permanence and flavorlessness of rubber. Ghislain de Mongolfier, current manager and great grandson of the founder of champagne producer Bollinger, said: “This new cork is the greatest thing to happen to wine since the invention of bubbles”.

This creature is the only one on the list which was not designed for a practical reason, but merely to prove that it could be done. Genetic Engineers in Zimbabwe (formerly Rhodesia) managed to unlock a dormant “flying” strand in the DNA of the Umbuku lizard, a very small and rare lizard native to Africa. It is believed that the lizard is a descendent of the Pterodactyl, which lost its ability to fly some millions of years ago. To date only 6 of these flying Umbuku have been produced and they are kept seperate from the natural Umbuku due the risk of cross breeding.

The paper tree has been developed to reduce production costs and loss of tree life in the paper manufacturing industry. The recent explosion in popularity of recycled paper products lead a Swiss based company to develop a tree which grows square leaves that, when dried, are already usable as writing paper. In the image above we see a company employee holding a dried leaf beside the trunk of one of the many Paper Trees now grown by the company.

This is probably the most remarkable example of how far science is able to go with modern DNA and cross fertilization techniques; the dolion is a cross between a lion and a dog. In order to produce this incredible rare animal (only 3 dolions exist in laboratories – the photo above is of Rex, the first ever produced), individual strands of DNA from each creature must be combined and re-inserted in to a host egg. This is similar to the liger (lion/tiger crossbreed) with the exception that the liger is able to be produced without prior manipulation of the DNA of either breed of animal.

The Tiny Piney is a miniature pine tree which is a mere 2cm tall when fully grown. It was originally developed to provide a fast growing source for pine-tree smell to be used in the fragrance industry but in very little time its usefulness in other areas became obvious. This tiny pine tree is now hugely popular as an edible plant in Papua New Guinea where it is dipped in a batter made from coconut milk and shellac beetle shells and deep fried. The Tiny Piney (official trademark) has a very subtle pine flavor which is enhanced by the coconut milk. The Tiny Piney is usually eaten as a dessert.

The fern spider is unique on this list as it is the only combined plant and animal. At the time of writing this is the only animal that has successfully been crossed with a plant. The spider is a cross between a common Italian Wolf spider (Lycosa tarantula) and the ponga fern (Cyathea dealbata). The purpose of this bizarre crossbreed was to study the survival rates of spiders with built in camouflage versus those without in a series of studies on Natural Selection at Massey University in New Zealand. The results of the study have not been published yet.

With the growing wealth of China, many rich Chinese women are seeking alternative and exotic pets to show off their money. This has lead to a number of Chinese medical and scientific research companies to compete for this new income source by producing cross breed animals. The most successful (financially) so far has been the Lemur Cat. It is (as the name suggests) a cross between a lemur and a cat. It retains the soft fur of the cat and the coloring, but has the striped tail and yellow eyes commonly found on a lemur. It is more ferocious than the average cat but it is generally no more dangerous than a Chihuahua dog. The scientific name for this new breed is Prolos Fira.




















I wish the fern spider was real.. That would have been awesome. But why cross a spider and a fern? Wouldn’t it make sense to cross a fern with a COCKROACH! Too of the the hardest living organisms that have very existed… Ferns were the first plants to arrive on land, and cockroaches are the toughest to kill insect of them all!!!! They would the animal juggernaut.. Scary thought… But heres a question, if the cockroach lays egg in a casing of a sort, and plants release spores, wouldn’t that be a double whammy? Like a case that if you accidentally break, 100s of cockroaches would be fertilized!!! Ah! Talk about an infestation.. But would you grow is out of the ground or from a larva? Interesting idea..
they did make glowing mice though. thats true.
Haha, you had me until the Dolion!
Ha! ha! you had me right until the paper tree and dolion!
Shame I really wanted those graisins. lol
Randall: hehe I can’t tell if you are being ironic so I shall presume not – right on! Down with socialist scum!
Reuben: erm: maybe you should read some of the comments – starting with the one directly above you will help
Wow I am so gullible.
I believed the whole list until I read the comments about it being an April fools joke. If I hadn’t…hahah who know’s what false information I would have spread to my friends.
haha, nice list….I’ve seen a grapple, but was questioning the lizard and the dolion. haha Happy April Fools Day!
joe legge: images.google.com
I just made up my creatures and then did google searches for the most likely images that would match.
panda: I have been caught out by the same thing on snopes – if I weren’t so embarrassed about it I would post the full story here!
You had me until Dolion. Or should I say: up to Dolion. Nice one. Whaaha.
You had me going for a while because I too have eaten Grapples. Have people actually looked at all the crap that’s added to those things?
I was suspecting by the time of the Tiny Piney. Who’d want to eat such a thing?
Glofish are legit. The Japanese love them and Japan is the only place I’ve seen that carries them in the pet shops. I think they’d make a wonderful pet/nightlight for children.
Wait…..this is all fake!?!!
No wonder, I thought it was morally(and criminally) illegal. You completely fooled me. But the paper tree? And the fern spider is just crazy. No one in their right mind would combine a plant and an animal. Hah!
Still, the dolion was kinda a surprise, and the lemurat, at first I thought it was lemur+rat. I still believed in that, didn’t seem to crazy to me.
Well, there are tomatoes with fish DNA to help them resist cold.
Oh yeah, check this game out. http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/impossible creatures
No, I did not discover it after reading this, or on wikipedia for that matter.
http://www.glofish.com/ – US; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GloFish – the Dreaded WIKI.
i admit… i was suckered! i laughed! Happy April Fool! but, well, how hard is it to stump a natural blonde anyways? seriously? gang? ever try to do it? it’s not all that difficult…
therefore, if any of you brainiacs where stumped, at least until #7, i won’t feel like such a recessive allele.
ringtailroxy
Oh, Oh, The Simpsons, episode “E-I-E-I-Annoyed Grunt”; Radioactively combined tomato+tobacco=Tomacco (registered trademark).
Fooled me. Nobody got me yet today so I wasn’t actively thinking about it…
Great list though!
Hey there I know that this might make a whole new list but there are many bacteria that have plant characteristics spliced in their genes. This is what recombinant DNA has brought us: cotton making bacteria, HGH and insulin made by bacteria. Many of our antibiotics are made from bacteria as well. Happy Listing Everyone!!
Is it also an April Fool’s joke that when I login, I still can’t post? Oh well…
The first one sounded cool, the second one actually sounded good to eat, the lizard was real enough looking, and then I got to the dolion and lost it. Great job!
omfg..I CANNOT believe I actually fell for that. Halfway down the list I was like, “Hmm.. :/”
great april fools list…except for one thing…
that fern spider is going to haunt my dreams. no more house plants…
Umm……I *totally* knew this was an April Fools Day Joke
and *totally* did NOT believe any of it!
(I swear to god, I am not Gullible!)
It is already 2 Apr in Korea, so I had turned off my “April Fools detector” (which is unreliable at the best of times). I had just finished reading about GloFish (semi-plausible) when the “recent comments” at the right of the page caught my eye. Those were a dead giveaway.
Wikipedia has been running “things that sound like April Fool jokes but really are true”, for example that John F Kennedy was killed by government agents (true – not that JFK, but a bank robber by the same name).
I was taken in totally. But I was taken in with style! I had an audience of 2 watching over my shoulder as I Oohd and Aahd over all of the pictures, they even watched me jump and say WOW when I got to the picture that mentioned New Zealand. I had no idea as I started reading the comments – in fact I thought other people were being silly thinking it was an April fools joke.
Well done, what a great list, the laughing made my day!
That little pine tree is so cute!
I WANT ONE.
And I would love to try a Grapple.
Oh these arent real?
lol
fooled me :p
This is my favorite list I’ve seen on this site, much more interesting than another list of “things that are based on fact but are boring because we covered everything interesting in the universe already.” It seems that sometimes fiction is stranger than the truth…
FAVORITE LIST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
jfrater is a kiwi, i knew there was somehint terribly smart about him
i wanted to by tiny piney for like a little forest and then i red the comments and i remembered the date
funny funny
Hahahaaaa!! Good *****!
But being a graphic designer, i only cottoned on when poring over the picture of the fern spider, I noticed the edges of the ferns blended terribly with the background!
I couldn’t even tell that the lizard was photoshopped! A 6 limbed creature that wasn’t an insect or invertebrate… Hmmm… PLAUSIBLE!
Maybe I should change professions…
Happy April Fools Day!!!!!!!!!
You almost had me. The thought crossed in my head: “Wait…ligers ARE real?” and “Wow, that paper tree is going to be great for the environment!”.
Wow.
“due to the Japanese love of large fruit”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Second time I’ve been had today…Mojo Nixon announced on Sirius that channel 64 would henceforth be the Nazi station.
Hey JFaker
Why don’t you give up your NZ citizenship and get a UK one? Then you’ll be eligible for a knighthood. However I’m not sure they give out gongs for creating a trivial website or getting 3rd place in a singing contest.
Oh wait maybe you can declare “individual sovereignty” and give yourself your own knighthood…*****er.
Holy crap, you had me going.
I was already fantasizing about owning a dolion
I ate a grapple today! They are delicious!!!!
They smell like grapes and taste a bit like them too but in apple form. Simply delicious for a snack or even midnight treat of sorts!
The Grapple is a real fruit though
I concur…Grapples are the shizzle..
Darn, I feel extremely foolish right now….it actually took me to lemurcat to realize it was a joke. Perhaps I should be concerned. I had some doubt when it started talking about the Fern/Spider thing but still….
Very good technique, starting with things that actually exist such as Grapples (which I’ve seen at the grocery store and contemplated whether or not they were worth 6.99 for 4) and then moving onto those things such as the Dolion. *sigh* My old highschool Biology teacher would cry right now if she ever found out that this actually fooled me.
I hate April first.
I can never tell if I’m being goofed or not.
Next year I’m not getting out of bed.
cool!
Wait….
Does that mean there are really no Glofish???
After I read this, I really wanted to go to the pet store and buy some.
ROTFLMAO………..As I have told you before JFray you have a fantastic sense of humor. I love it. As always you rock!!
You had me going pretty much up until the paper tree. Then I caught on.
You were the only one to get me today.
some of these are beleivable, like the grapple and giant raisin…but the dolion..cmon, it just looks like a dog with its fur cut retartedly.
i got caught!! i made it all darn day until now!! grrrr…..
The first two were believeable. In fact the first one is(I believe). But does it count if I read this list on april 2nd??
Well, anyways…ya got me.
At Rubber Cork Tree I thought, “But That tree is too big. Trees take a long time to grow.” At Umbuku lizard I thought, “That looks fake.” At Paper Tree I thought, “OH SH#&, I fell for it!”
I am a foolish fool, good list.
I saw a picture of a dolion on another site (failblog.com I think is the name) and thought it was just a shaved dog with a wig. When I saw it here I began to question myself…but the paper tree and fern spider were the clinchers. Great list!
Graples tast great i am eating one as I read this site
that fern spider is gonna give me nightmares… >.
Do you have any idea how excited I was to go to the store and hunt down some Grapples?
they should’ve called the lion dog a “log”
Interesting list but umm… you missed something. Grapples arent GMO, theyre just flavored apples.
http://www.grapplefruits.com/process.html
i dunno, i have had grapples before. they are delicious
174. mindy
PSST. Did you miss all the other comments? APRIL 1ST.
JFray: “Mikkle: well – I would scream like a ***** and run!”
I laughed so hard and loud when I read that comment Jfray that I had everyone else in the house come running to see what was so funny.
Best comment I have read today!!!!!!
Dang! I wanted a Grapple!!!
I know that Grapples exist, but they don’t have that consistency. I know that those fish actually exist.
I WANTED, oh how I wanted to believe that the others
existed. But alas, was not to be. Damn shame too.
I wanted a lemurat.
so got me and it’s 4/2, sheesh! i was all about that fern spider too. thinking great another critter i’m going to have to look out for!