I have not met many individuals who enjoy slimy and creepy crawly things. Amongst some of the nasty things that nature provides our planet with some are grouped into the category of parasites. We hate them, but they sure love us! We have to hand it to science and commend those who have chosen to study these types of organisms. So, out of respect for entomologists everywhere and to gross out those of you who fit into the category of “slimy and creepy crawly” haters I dedicate this list to you. This list is in no particular order of disgustingness and this list does not, in any way, cover all classes and categories of parasites nor does it cover all information available concerning the parasites mentioned. This list is merely a summary.
Some of you may not know that bedbugs are actually more than just a cute little good night rhyme that your parents said to you before you went to sleep. They are as real as the other 9 entries. While they are not the worst or deadliest on the list they certainly have their share of difficulties.
Bedbugs have been on the rise lately and there are several theories as to why. Some point to increased international travel while others blame the lack of bedbug killing insecticides, most popularly DDT as well as the increasing use of gel-based insecticides. These gel-based insecticides are completely ineffective against bedbugs since bedbugs do not feed on anything other than blood. Control and elimination can only be achieved through repeated sprayings with an appropriate bug killer by a professional exterminator.
The bedbug is like a small tick that typically lives in and around the area of the mattress. They feed mostly during the night although they have been known to feed during any hour of the day. Due to their small size the bedbug can hide in mattresses, mattress seams, baseboards, headboards, screw holes, carpets, cracks in walls, bedroom clutter; practically anywhere in or around the bedroom. Bedbugs have been known to nest and walk as far as 100 feet in order to feed on their host.
The bites they leave are usually mistaken as mosquito or spider bite since the irritation and redness is very much the same. There is no scientific evidence that they spread disease although the bite sites may become infected due to scratching the bites. The misdiagnosis of the bites can also lead to a dramatic increase in infestation numbers before detection. The worst problems with bedbug infestations are not physical, but psychological. Once bedbugs are detected the host usually has heightened levels of anxiety, paranoia and fear.
Bedbugs are very difficult to detect and all too often a major infestation has occurred before detection. Their small size and elusive behavior only add to their difficult detection. Bedbugs are usually associated with lack of cleanliness and squalor, but this is not the case. Even the most posh and lavish hotels, apartments and homes have been infested with bedbugs. The bedbug can “hitch” a ride in clothes, luggage, purses, back packs and essentially anything that a small apple seed sized insect can work its way into. They are flat like a tick and can go over a year without feeding and still remain alive.
Another reason why bedbugs are a huge problem, aside from their detection difficulty and ability to live without sustenance for long periods of time, is their ability to breed rapidly. The female can lay over 500 eggs during a lifetime. Once the eggs hatch the bedbugs will immediately begin to feed. They usually feed once every several days and will pass through 5 molting stages, lasting 5 weeks before becoming a mature adult capable of breeding.
The human louse is an epidemic affecting both children and adults though children seem to be more susceptible to infestation. African Americans are less likely to get lice because of the characteristics of their hair. Other hair types seem to be more ideal and suitable to the louse.
There are many different types of lice. The most commonly known is the head louse though there is also the body louse and the pubic louse. These aforementioned lice species are the only ones that are solely reliant upon humans for blood. Other species exist, but are limited to other animals.
The life of the louse is somewhat short. The eggs will hatch within about 6-9 days after which the nymph will molt 3 times over a 7 day period before becoming an adult. The molted shells and egg shells remain attached to the hair near the scalp. The adults are very fast moving and will usually live for about a month while feeding on blood and continuing to breed and produce eggs. The female louse is able to produce between 7-12 eggs per day.
Lice are very little yet easily detectable. Noticeable itching and redness occurs around the infested area as well as the occasional pustule. A fine toothed comb or a louse comb can be used to capture eggs and the lice themselves. Over the counter and prescription medications can be used to rid the host of the lice. It is also advised that everyone within the household be checked for lice as well as recurrence is common.
A common misconception surrounding leeches is that all of them are completely reliant on blood from animals and humans. Blood-seeking leeches are only one type of leech. Some species of leeches feed on invertebrates and do not live in the water, but on the moist earthen floor and, under more dry circumstances, underground. Leeches are segmented worms closely related to the common earthworm.
The sanguivorous, or blood-sucking, leech is most often found in still or slowly moving water, but can also be found on land. The usual method of attachment to a host is by waiting on the ground or at the bottom of the floor of a body of water. Here they spend their time sensing movement or changes in light patterns. Upon sensing a potential host the leech will waver its body to and fro attempting to “fish” for the host.
The leech will use the sucker part of its mouth and the jawed leech will use its many toothed jaw to create an incision on the host. Afterwards the leech will secrete mucus like substances in order to remain attached to the host. The leech then relaxes its body after using anti-coagulants and a histamine to prevent clotting of blood and also to prevent the blood from turning indigestible. This is the amazing attribute of leeches that aids in using them for medicinal purposes.
The wound is not as bad as you might think. It may become irritated and ooze blood and fluid for several hours, but loss of blood is minimal. Infections are rare and although allergic reactions do happen they are usually nothing to concern one’s self about.
Ticks are classified as arachnids and there are many, many different varieties both hard and soft. The most commonly known are the black-legged tick, the lone star tick, the deer tick and the dog tick. The tick is capable of carrying diseases as well. The most well known are Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease.
Ticks are usually found in areas with heavy underbrush and high weeds and grass as well as areas commonly traversed by deer and horses. The tick will wait in this type of environment as its host walks by where it will grab a hold and work its way toward a suitable area of the body, most often where an abundance of hair is present. On humans this is usually the scalp, but on other mammals this could be anywhere. This allows the tick to remain virtually undetected for several weeks as if gorges on the blood of the host.
Ticks have a fascinating lifecycle. There are three different types of ticks so far as the lifecycle is concerned. The one host female tick lives off of one single host for its entire life before dropping off and laying its eggs. Then there are the two host and three host ticks which live off of either two or three hosts in its lifecycle.
Many people have had ticks and many people have had to remove one. There are common misconceptions on how to remove ticks. Some people say to use the hot end of a match on the tick or spread a salve or petroleum jelly on the tick so that it will be unable to breathe and remove itself. These methods are both ineffective and unsafe as the tick could become agitated and regurgitate into the area in which it is attached thus increasing the possibility of disease or infection.
The best method of tick removal is to take a pair of tweezers and pinch as close as possible to the mouth of the tick, the point at which its head meets the area where the tick is lodged. Slowly and steadily pull the tick out. Avoid twisting or wrenching. After removal it is advised to either flush the tick down the toilet or put it in a container full of isopropyl alcohol to both kill it and preserve it just in case an illness befalls the host shortly after. This way it can be taken to a doctor and identified so that proper treatment can be administered.
The flea is another common parasite. These things easily reproduce and can become a very big problem in only a short amount of time. Have you ever heard of The Black Plague? You can thank the flea for that.
Like the mosquito, fleas need blood from mammalian hosts in order to reproduce. Fleas will lay their eggs on the host which usually leads to an infestation of fleas originating around where the host most often resides, such as a pet’s sleeping area. Once the eggs hatch, typically within a few days to a few weeks, the larvae will spend their time in the larval stage consuming any available organic material such as dead skin cells and fecal remnants. The larval stage will last anywhere from 1 week to 2 weeks.
After three separate larval stages, the flea will create a silk-like cocoon and emerge after an additional 1-2 weeks. It is now time for the flea to find a host and begin providing blood for a new generation of offspring. In the small life of the flea, usually a few weeks, the female can lay several hundred eggs. This can lead to a severe infestation in almost no time at all.
The fleas are very versatile. Their bodies are flattened laterally to allow them to move easily on their host and also avoid being crushed. Their ability to jump is also a marvel. They have been known to jump over 100 times their body length. The fleas that typically bite humans are often cat fleas.
I am sure that most of us have been bitten by a mosquito before. These pesky flying insects are not only a nuisance but also a deadly health threat. They can carry many different types of parasites and diseases which cause conditions such as West Nile Virus, malaria, yellow fever and can even inject a parasite which causes elephantiasis. Mosquitoes are responsible for millions of deaths due to their ability to carry disease from host to host.
The mosquito needs blood in order to reproduce. Thus, it is the female of the species that is responsible for biting mammals. Interestingly enough, both the male and female mosquitoes regularly feed on nectar from flowers and fruits. However, the female requires the necessary proteins from blood to reproduce.
The mosquito’s life begins with the already mature female laying her eggs on fresh and stagnant water in groups of up to fifty. With enough blood she can produce these groups of eggs every three days for her entire lifetime. The female must lay her eggs in still standing water which is why it is recommended that you eliminate any free standing water around your property to minimize the possibility of a mosquito infestation.
Once the eggs have been laid they hatch in a mere 48 hour period. The larvae will live near the surface of the water anywhere from 1-2 weeks depending upon the temperature of the water in which they live. After this period they become pupa and will pupate in only a few days afterwards becoming adult mosquitoes.
The mosquito is attracted to a person’s body heat and also their scent, if you will. It is advised that you avoid heavy perfumes and colognes since they are attracted to sweet smells. However this is not a complete deterrent.
The female mosquito uses a complex proboscis coupled with an anti-coagulant within its saliva to draw blood from its host. Most often the host has no idea that it has been bitten until it is too late and the trademark itchy bump appears. These lesions are extremely itchy and easily irritated. Scratching can lead to infection so an anti-itch ointment should be applied to minimize the itch.
Mites are a very common type of organism. There are many classifications of mites including, but not limited to, dust mites, fowl mites, dog mites, deer mites, chigger mites and scabies mites just to name a few. There are even mites living on you right now called hair follicle mites that are feeding on the oily secretions from your hair and scalp, but don’t worry. These mites are a normal part of the living process for us humans and those of us with good hygiene will never even notice that they exist since they are microscopic and completely harmless. Most of the time mites do not pose any type of threat or problem for humans, but the mites will feed on the blood of humans if its usual host is unavailable.
The most common mites that cause problems for humans are scabies. These microscopic parasites can cause extreme itching and red lesions on infected areas as they live their lives in and on the skin. Often times the infection is diagnosed as parasitic dermatitis and can be easily treated with prescription topical ointments.
Botfly is a rather broad term given to any species of fly whose larvae live as parasites within the body of mammals. This can include anything from horses to sheep and deer and, as the title indicates, humans.
The human botfly maggot is contracted by mosquitoes and is most often found in Central and South America. The fly will capture the mosquito and lay several eggs on its body. Eventually, the mosquito will find a human and, during feeding, the eggs will fall onto the person and hatch. The botfly maggot will then chew its way into the host’s body. There it remains for approximately 5-6 weeks until it becomes engorged with flesh, all the while carving a hole in its hungering wake. At this stage, if left undetected, the maggot will pop its way out of the small hole that it has eaten inside of the host and fall to the ground where they pupate into an adult botfly in about 20 days time. Thus, the life cycle begins all over again.
The symptoms of a botfly maggot are not very difficult to detect. As the maggot begins to feed on the flesh of its host it will become bigger and bigger as the days pass often becoming red and swollen. The hole in which the botfly maggot has carved itself in the host’s tissue serves as a breathing passage for the larva. Every few minutes the larva will have to quickly and partially emerge from the hole to breathe.
Extraction of the botfly maggot is difficult and care must be taken when removal is being attempted. This process should be undertaken by a doctor or surgeon since trying to remove the larva without professional help can result in the maggot bursting, subsequently leading to serious infection.
Tapeworms are similar to hookworms. They are intestinal parasites that can be transmitted through soil and fecal matter, but most often are ingested by humans through undercooked meats that have not been adequately cooked to kill the tapeworm eggs. The tapeworms set up shop in the muscles of the host animal after being ingested through the feeding of grass or contaminated vegetables. The animal is eventually slaughtered and becomes food for us as humans.
The human host will ingest the tapeworm egg and as digestion of the food occurs the egg will eventually hatch and grow from a larva to an adult while feeding on blood and nutrients via the intestinal wall. The adults, being hermaphrodites, can then produce more eggs which will be released from the body through the stool. The eggs can linger around the toilet bowl or can even be flushed down the commode where they can infest the soil through sewage and irrigation water, thus, beginning the cycle all over again.
The symptoms of a tapeworm infection are very difficult to spot as there are often no outward symptoms to indicate an infection for a very long period of time. This can lead to the tapeworm growing up to 30 feet in small, segmented lengths resulting in a bloated stomach and malnutrition, amongst other conditions. These parasites have been known to live for a few decades if left untreated.
The hookworm is transmitted through fecal matter. The eggs will hatch within about a week and grow into larvae which can live for close to a month within the soil of the earth or the feces which bore them. Upon contact with humans, usually through the foot, the worm will work its way through the host’s veins, into the heart and eventually the lungs. After entering the lungs they are sometimes expelled through mucus during a cough or simply swallowed by themselves. This gives the worm a one way ticket into the small intestine.
After setting up residence in the intestine the worm will attach itself to the intestinal wall and begin feeding on the host’s blood. If left undetected and untreated the hookworm can reproduce resulting in a serious intestinal infestation. This can lead to anemia, extreme abdominal pain, diarrhea, constipation, fatigue and even a bizarre hunger for inedible things like dirt and mud. The life cycle of the worm begins anew when the host releases more eggs through bowel movements.
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Thank you, Astraya.
SlickWilly, I’m embarrassed to keep going off the topic of this list, but I’d like to respond to your satement post #119.
Whether we’re talking about the big bang or quntam physics’ explanation of how all this could be just some random event, well, I ask you: Where did ANYTHING for any of these to be possible even come from? Where did the space come from, if the big bang occurred, or what caused it to even happen? Where did the materials come from that were in singularity to begin with? Where did the laws of physics originate whereby the universe came into being from some random quantum fluke?
You see, no matter which path anyone takes in a scientific approach, they all reach the point that you have to wonder what caused the cause? Why was this cause even available for the origination of the universe (or even for the creation of life).
Then there’s the theory of evolution. I’m not dealing with the evolution of man even, but the evolution of life from a single celled organism. How did we get to where we are? Why would that organism, through various processes, and through myriad phases end up becoming a man?
This is a simplistic answer and I could’ve wrote much more, but it’s late and I’m tired. You see, it’s not unreasonable to at least believe in Intelligent Design. The difference between ID believers and Christians is that Christians personally know the designer.
Nice list, yeah, it’s gross, but I was dumbed down to all this when I took a Zoology class in college; we spent a whole section learning about parasites. Barf bags were supplied. Seriously.
Anyway, I’m really supriseed the Trichinella worm wasn’t on there, it’s THE REASON why you NEVER want to eat undercooked pork.
It’s a little work that lives in pig meat, and when you eat it starts it’s life cycle, yada, yada, yada, BUT- when it reaches a certian point, it starts making little cysts in your muscles that are incerdibly painful and impossible to get rid of. It’s a disease called Trichinosis, which apparently, SUCKS.
Anyway, COOK YOUR PORK!!!
Ghostship:
or better yet, just forgo the eating of pork altogether! considering the atrocious factory farming methods used to rear these animals to slaughter weight, it’s a wonder more people don’t get sick. if you are what you eat, then people who eat pork regularly would be anxious, frightened, injured, ill,overweight,*****ually frustrated beings who never see the sun until the day of their deaths!
but you can always pork the cook, if you want too…
rtr
“Whether we’re talking about the big bang or quntam physics’ explanation of how all this could be just some random event, well, I ask you: Where did ANYTHING for any of these to be possible even come from? Where did the space come from, if the big bang occurred, or what caused it to even happen? Where did the materials come from that were in singularity to begin with? Where did the laws of physics originate whereby the universe came into being from some random quantum fluke?”
The answers to these particular questions we may never know scientifically. However, the lack of solid answers alone does not necessitate the presence of a designer. The only thing it means is that we do not know the answer. Only those who already believe in a God will come to the conclusion that God is responsible. They already believe they have some knowledge or proof of God’s existence and will naturally extend that idea to any unanswerable question. “If/Since we can’t explain it…God did it.”
“You see, no matter which path anyone takes in a scientific approach, they all reach the point that you have to wonder what caused the cause? Why was this cause even available for the origination of the universe (or even for the creation of life).”
This is another question we will probably never know the answer to. However, filling the gaps with God necessitates that you explain the nature of God, where he comes from, what his cause was. I anticipate your argument that God, by his very nature, is eternal, he has no cause. This is a variation of the “unmoved mover” argument originally offered by…Aquinas, I think. There are several problems with this argument. Firstly, it assumes that there is indeed a first cause. You are jumping to conclusions when you make this argument. Apparently, the idea of an infinite prime mover is acceptable, but the idea of infinite separate causes is not. Secondly, you assume that even if there is a prime mover, that there is only a single prime mover. It is just as likely that there could be many prime movers, many “gods” as one might put it. There is no way to know, we have no evidence either way. You are simply making an assumption based on your own preconceptions. Lastly, when you envoke the concept of a god, you necessarily invite questions concerning God’s nature, questions that as equally unanswerable, and the more speculation you must make in order to satisfy such questions. Why explain something we know exists in terms of something we don’t know exists?
“Then there’s the theory of evolution. I’m not dealing with the evolution of man even, but the evolution of life from a single celled organism. How did we get to where we are? Why would that organism, through various processes, and through myriad phases end up becoming a man?”
I’m going to take it easy on you regarding evolution, because its 2:30 am here and I have a 14 hour drive tomorrow. However, I will be publishing a list in the coming weeks regarding evolution that should answer most if not all questions you might have. (If you have questions at all. I feel like you already know which side your bread is buttered on.) In short, there are *definately* answers to these questions, and with a little research they can be had with ease. One must have an open mind to find them, though. I can wave fact after fact in front your face all day, you still might not want to listen.
“The difference between ID believers and Christians is that Christians personally know the designer.”
You’d be hard pressed to find a true ID-ist who would admit that the intelligent designer is the biblical god. Most modern ID-ists try to shy away from any connection with the old creationism. And I know, being an obviously devout person, it is difficult for you to understand, but you have no personal knowledge of the supposed designer. What’s happened in your head is a complex interaction of psychology, chemical processes and powerful instinctual desires to produce an effect that you perceive as the presence of a godly entity in your life. However, try to understand that those people that claim to have been abducted by space aliens feel they have had experiences every bit as real as you feel yours are.
Anyhow, this is completely off-topic from the list. We can continue this conversation later, on some other list more suited to this vein of discussion.
SlickWilly: I suggest that you check out Jamie’s previous list at Top 15 Misconceptions about Evolution before you do too much work on yours.
Feeling itchy just reading the list, now i’m bloody paranoid.
ringtailroxy – if you dont like pork, you should check this link out:
http://www.japanvisitor.com/index.php?cID=380&pID=1739&pName=eating-dog-korea
ewwwwwwwwwwww…gross…but yeah..reality BITES!…my grandma has one effective (?) or so she said, way to have the bedbugs gone…raise goats..yeah..goat.the offensive smell of this animal kinda makes these cutesies throw up..
that’s what she said…maybe its coincidental but yeah, the bedbugs were gone..hehehe..or so i thought..maybe..not sure now..:D
The tapeworm picture is HORRIBLE! I’m not much of an insect lover.
Now, I feel as if all ten of these are crawling on me despite the fact that I take a bath everyday and am more hygiene-conscious than the typical male with the bedbug statement said. “Bedbugs are usually associated with lack of cleanliness and squalor, but this is not the case. Even the most posh and lavish hotels, apartments and homes have been infested with bedbugs.”
Astraya and Slickwilly – “Theory of Evolution” we all evolved from a single cell, work with what you could call “General Knowledge”, Intelligent Design is something that the bible bashers want you to beleive in, when, honestly, its about as beleivable as Scientology it self, and i aint seen God populate any other planet near by latley.
Slickwilly – it’d be cool if you could do that list on Evolution, probably set some people straight (and no astraya, that wasnt a dig at you)
This was the kinda controversy we needed over at the last list that was posted
CRSN: I think he is, or he said he would a few weeks back. He should take his time on it though, because it will cause a bit of controversy(to say the least).
I got itchy in bed. I had an urge to go looking for bedbugs between the sheets. (haha)
When my son was about 4 he got a tick on his scalp. Because he has extremely thick hair, we didn’t know it. We found the tick a few days later and got it off his head still alive. He had us put it in a little medicine jar and he carried it around until after it died (about a week later). We took it to the doctor and determined there was no fear of any type of disease, but continued antibiotics from the previous visit. It was disgusting, but he was so proud of that tick. At 12, he still remembers this and will occasionally comment on it.
I just threw up a little, in my mouth. Nasty nasty nasty!!!
The worst is when you have a mosquito on your leg and your initial reaction is to smack it, then you get this huge blodd splatter on your leg from who knows how many different victims. DISGUSTING!
I think mosquitos and ticks are the worst!
You can safely and effectively kill lice with salt water or a sauna – learn how to kill lice without killing yourself or the earth……
Pediculicide POISONS do not remove nits and are dangerous. Among the reactions to poison shampoo or lice “treatments” are seizures, mental retardation, many different allergies and respiratory problems, strange tingling, burning, itching, attention deficit disorders, brain tumors, leukemia, cancer and death.
I have used a sauna and/or salt water to safely and effectiely kill lice (but the nits remain).
I have also used ½ oz. of Safe Solutions, Inc. Lice R Gone® Enzyme Shampoo and/or their Enzyme Cleaner with Peppermint per shampoo-type application to safely remove both lice and nits.
Read how to safely control all pests at http://www.thebestcontrol2.com
My mum started a course on Tropical Nursing recently and she shows me the case notes for it all the time. You wouldn’t believe the BAD parasites that are out there. It’s nasty.
No Lowa-Lowa? They burrow into your eyes and breed. Seriously. And you have to have them removed through the eye as well with tweezers. The photos are disgusting.
I googled Lowa-Lowa (as parasite) and it came back with no results.
I was thinking maybe we should have added my brother-in-law somewhere around #4, right after the human botfly… or maybe he IS the human botfly? Did I say that out loud? oops.
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#137. S_R – June 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
I googled Lowa-Lowa (as parasite) and it came back with no results.
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I googled lowa-lowa parasite and got over a dozen hits.
Try lowercase.
First list that has actually creeped me out.
Google: No results found for “lowa-lowa parasite”.
Wikipedia: No page text matches
Thanks, Segue, but it’s not working for me even using every possible way of searching I can think of. The closest I found was a .pdf on spiders, but when I used “find,” I found nothing in the document. Does anyone have a direct link?
ugh! I’m washing everything I own TODAY! CLOROX BLEACH where are you?
In regards to the text in the Lice article, there are other black people in the world affected by lice. Not just African-Americans.
S_R: It’s Loa Loa, just type that into wikipedia, and it’ll take you to the right page.
COOL! Thank you, Bill! I found a picture (but it’s not for the squeamish):
http://www.stanford.edu/class/humbio103/ParaSites2006/Loiasis/Images/loa_loa_eye.gif
Bill, I’ve ried to thank you twice, but it won’t post.
OOPS–do not “click” the link above.
But then, you can’t either clink OR click it as the spaces need to be removed. LOL!!!
S_R: re the loa-loa photo. I’ve seen so much worse, that this one didn’t even give me a pause.
Lots of incredibly interesting parasites, viruses, bugs, et al, and I just can’t read enough about them. My library is heavy in the sciences, and I am always too astonished to be disgusted.
S_R: You’re welcome, sorry about the delay, it took me a while to get back on my computer.
LOL–a couple of my posts disappeared where I corrected my corrections.
i wanna throw up right now…the tapeworm! imagine that living in you!the mere thought is driving me nuts!
nic: Avoid eating fecal matter and raw meat and chances are you’ll never have a tapeworm problem! (other than psychological trauma…)
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the human botfly is the worst of them all… sick.
eww this list is so sick. i am going backpacking in europe for six months and now i will be [b]paranoid[/b] of bed bugs and everything else. awesome list tho.
Nice job BrotherMan.
S_R: I wanted to clarify a couple of things from my last post. Firstly, my patience was very short at the time I was writing it, and I realize that my post came off as snobbish. My lack of patience does not excuse this, however, and I want to apologize for the biting words I used. I always like to try and make it clear that religious choices are among the most personal ones anybody can make, and just because I state something related to the subject as fact does not mean that it is so. The questions about god and the nature of reality are very open-ended, and there is just as much evidence to support the existence of God as there is to support his non-existence. Any truly scientifically minded person will never state unequivocally that there is no God. The possibility is there, even for us atheists. This question is purely philosophical, and I apologize to you for not treating it as such.
astraya: I’ve read Jamie’s list on evolution many times. My list will not be centered on misconceptions but proofs. There are several lists concerning evolution on this site, but no indepth list concerning the evidences of macroevolution, which is what I am aiming for.
SRSN/WarningDontReadThis: I’m hard at work on the evolution list. This is the busiest time of the year for me and I’m trying to squeeze it in when I can, but this is a labor of love and it’s something I want to take my time on. It might be another month or so before I finish it, as I’m doing my best to make it accessible but intensive.
edit: “…CRSN/WarningDontReadThis…”
SlickWilly: I’m looking forward to your list!
I don’t know what you do professionally, but you come across as a man well versed in the sciences. For me, the various sciences are a marvelous and firm task-master of an avocation.
So lists like this one, and like (I anticipate) yours, are just perfect for me! I always learn something, and always get turned on to something I want to learn more about.
Segue: Thank you sincerely. Unfortunately, I’m not at a professional level in academia yet, as I’m still in graduate school. I am looking to get my first paper published around the beginning or middle of next year, and should be certified to teach these concepts professionally before the decade is out.
As far as being well-versed in the sciences, yes and no. I consider myself well-versed in the biological sciences, as my areas of study are deeply rooted in those branches. However, I’m not a chemistry whiz (I struggled through inorganic chem. and never made it to organic chemistry) and I’ve never taken a physics course in my life. of course, you will never see me debate physics, and only the very little chemistry I’m familiar with as it pertains to the evolution of the cell. I have a strong background in psychology, as well (it’s a personal favorite of mine, along with being another area of study), but I’m not sure I would consider psychology a true science. I find to be more akin with philosophy and the arts. Anyhow, I too seek out and soak up information that piques my interest. I think it is the hallmark of an intelligent person, to have that hunger for knowledge, and I will certainly try my best to feed your hunger as well as mine with my forthcoming list.
Where are pinworms on this list ??? They are not the same as hookworms or tapeworms. I had them ~20 yrs ago – caught them from one of my nephews while we all shared a beach house – and they are absolutely disgusting. Your anus itches like mad & you can see them in your *****, ESPECIALLY after you are killing them with over-the-counter meds that turn your poop purple. Then you see a lot more of them writhing in your toilet. Just horrid!
Be very careful about ticks – Lyme Disease is not rare in the US & it can cripple or kill you…
I picked up MRSA staph a couple months ago – from a hospital where I’d had surgery I think. It became a huge painful boil on my leg full of blood & puss. Had to drain it myself. 2 months later & there’s still an ugly scar. Not a parasite, but close!
BTW, are “crabs” cubic lice? Luckily I’ve never had them – I’m not that kind of a girrrrl…
Slickwilly – what did post #158 mean?
It was an edit. I called you SRSN in the comment above it. That’s why it says “edit” at the beginning.
Politics is made up of two smaller words: POLY which is a greek word meaning many, and TICS, which are blood sucking insects.
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Politics is made up of two smaller words:..edited for sheer stupidity of comment…
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And this is germane to “Top 10 Most Disgusting Parasites” exactly how?
This is the last straw….first you don’t include Bush in “Top 10 Deadliest Animals” and now you don’t include him here.You can expect a call from our lawyers.
Now I’m going to burn all my belongings… lol
Candiru are real?! They were mention on an episode of Metalocolypse and I thought that was just a joke.
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uvberot:Hee Hee
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160. SlickWilly – June 24th, 2008
…Unfortunately, I’m not at a professional level in academia yet, as I’m still in graduate school. I am looking to get my first paper published around the beginning or middle of next year, and should be certified to teach these concepts professionally before the decade is out…I find to be more akin with philosophy and the arts…
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SlickWilly: at the rate you’re going, you’re be fine. I come from a family of artists( this includes my parents, my brother, his wife, all of our combined children and the spouses of my married children), painters, writers, poets, musicians ( none of us appears to be talented in just one area of the arts, but in 2 or 3 or more), all but my parents have not just degrees, but grad and post grad degrees in their particular area of art, and supports themselves through their art…but here’s the funny thing which speaks exactly to your post! Every one of us is a science geek, and pursues science as if it were the Holy Grail!
What is it that seems to marry art and science so inextricably?
omg, thats disgusting!
Heh… I just read an interesting NY Times story about parasites, apparently some of us could be better off with them! Probably not any of the ones here though.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/29/magazine/29wwln-essay-t.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=login
Could anyone who often posts to listverse please contact me at Nerikasne@hotmail.com? I am coming up with a little birthday present for Jamie/the site. Sorry for the repetition; I’m posting this on all active lists.
i am convinced i have evryone of these things…i swear, i felt something move up my leg, thought it was a leech, but was just my sock…am so going to the doc to see if i have tapewrms, the idea that a big ass worm is in me freaks me out…
yukkk
i wish there was something i could spray myself and my home with that would get rid of everything nasty:(
wowowo really really disgusting
lol thats badd
Ah they are all just nasty!
Three words, Ewww, Sick, Nasty!
omg the ticks are the scariest!
Man this was freaking awesum!
it was very imformitive!
thnxx fer helping me with my science homwork!
i needed the info fer the hook worm!
it aint as nasty as i was expecting it to be
man i wrote a whole bunch!
hehe