Comments on: Top 20 George Carlin Quotes

By: eydie

eydie — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:27:20 +0000

this is silly, but to this day it’s one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard anyone say. back in the 70’s george was on some variety show doing his “hippy dippy news” skit. he looked gravely at a piece of paper in his hand and said “this just in– 21 killed in 21 gun salute.” i told you it was silly and it always makes me laugh.

By: Sugen

Sugen — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:36:25 +0000

love it…makes all the sense

By: Scott-O

Scott-O — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:48:47 +0000

I was never a big fan of his when I was younger but now that I am older (and some say “wiser”) I “get” his humor and the message behind it. His ability to take something many refuse to look at and cram it in your face is second to none. His humor leaves me thinking while I wipe away my tears of laughter. He was a great comedian with a message and not just a joke.

By: lostatsea

lostatsea — Sat, 09 May 2009 16:15:21 +0000

He is missed…RIP…Truth disguised as comedy…Brilliant.

By: Literati

Literati — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:01:12 +0000

I love his quotes….
number 6, 14 and 18 are funny
this guy is some mad dude

By: I4gotmyMANTRA

I4gotmyMANTRA — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 00:27:57 +0000

R. I. P.

” Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ”

So, so true.

” When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat. ”

A little to true to be funny.

By: colleen

colleen — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:51:47 +0000

Cheers George, you were a great part of my life.

By: segue

segue — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:52:37 +0000

81. Cernunnos: What, exactly, is “Soft Language”?

By: Cernunnos

Cernunnos — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:12:40 +0000

my favourite Carlin rant is about a “phenomenon” that bothers me greatly: Soft Language. i hate Soft Language, and he made me love the fact that it existed by making a damn funny rant about it.

i never liked his swearing jokes, i swear a lot, but i find it to bee too close to toilet humour.

By: segue

segue — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:23:02 +0000

79. Tiggsy: I saw him perform stand up in KY before he died.
****
I saw him perform stand up in Oakland after he died.
It was a real drag.