Comments on: 20 Great Mark Twain Quotes

By: freddyjones :}

freddyjones :} — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 04:42:49 +0000

great quotes.

41. i think its amazing cuz when he was born there was Halley’s comet and than he died with it too.

its just sooo cool how that happened.

By: Juliana

Juliana — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:59:41 +0000

My all time favourite:

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most”.

By: warningdontreadthis

warningdontreadthis — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:31:52 +0000

#69, thats a winston churchill qoute.

By: Lucy C.

Lucy C. — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:54:09 +0000

EW!

By: Shaun

Shaun — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:13:40 +0000

How about this one.

You sir are very drunk, yes mrs, but you are very ugly, and I will be sober in the morning.

By: Denzell

Denzell — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:00:06 +0000

He’s got a bizarro sense of humor with a tinge of being inspirational

By: Hellbound Alleee

Hellbound Alleee — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:09:26 +0000

Sam Clemens. Author of the country’s most banned book. That’s really saying something as to the power of one’s words. Who ever did anything of any consequence, who’s never upset anyone?

“If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be–a Christian.”

By: mackerel

mackerel — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:30:54 +0000

(from Puddinhead Wilson):
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only 9 lives”

“Tell the truth or trump, but take the trick.”

(my favorite)
“The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of this world’s luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took: we know it because she repented.”

By: Drogo

Drogo — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:01:51 +0000

If there is a heaven, right now George Carlin and Mark Twain are having an interesting chat with each other.

By: keets

keets — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:22:45 +0000

absolute brilliance…..