Sleep is something we all do – mostly every day (except on all nighters reading Listverse or studying) and for most people it is one of the great pleasures in life. But sadly, for many people, with sleep comes problems – some of which can be extremely serious. This is a list of the 10 weirdest sleep disorders.

In this disorder, a person loses paralysis which is normal for the Rapid Eye Movement period, causing their body to freely act out their dreams. These behaviours can be violent in nature and in some cases will result in injury to either the patient or their bed partner. RBD is a treatable condition. The standard therapy is the anti-convulsant drug clonazepam, and this is generally received very well. The reason for its effectiveness is unknown, but it restores the natural paralyzed state of a person in the REM stage of sleep.
A night terror is a parasomnia sleep disorder characterized by extreme terror and a temporary inability to regain full consciousness. The subject wakes abruptly from slow-wave sleep, with waking usually accompanied by gasping, moaning, or screaming. It is often impossible to fully awaken the person, and after the episode the subject normally settles back to sleep without waking. A night terror can rarely be recalled by the subject. Night terrors are distinct from nightmares in several key ways. First, the subject is not fully awake when roused, and even when efforts are made to awaken the sleeper, he/she may continue to experience the night terror for ten to twenty minutes. Often times it’s extremely dangerous for the person, for it can cause trauma, and even hurting someone (e.g. trying to kill “the murderer” and in fact injuring someone else).
Bruxism is the disorder in which a person grinds or clenches their jaw during sleep. It is one of the most common sleep disorders with up to 40 million Americans suffering from it. This disorder can result in serious damage to the teeth so treatment is well advised. It can lead to facial pain and headaches, and in severe, chronic cases, it can lead to arthritis of the temporomandibular joints. Most bruxers are not aware of their bruxism and only 5-10% go on to develop symptoms such as jaw pain and headache. While there is no cure for this disorder, doctors either recommend mouthguards or botox injections.
While this disorder can effect a person who is awake, it is at its worst during sleep or periods of non-movemement. Restless Legs Syndrome is a condition that is characterized by an irresistible urge to move one’s body to stop uncomfortable or odd sensations. It most commonly affects the legs, but can also be in the arms and torso. Moving the affected body part modulates the sensations, providing temporary relief. For relief of this disorder, some doctors prescribe anticonvulsants, opioids (such as methadone), or Benzodiazepines. Medicating a person with Restless Legs Syndrome is currently a controversial practice.
This odd (and extremely rare) disorder consists of a person’s body not recognizing the 24 hour sleep cycle. Consequently, the body will not allow itself to sleep in a regular day/night pattern. Left untreated, non-24-hour sleep-wake syndrome causes a person’s sleep-wake cycle to change every day, the degree determined by how much over 24 hours the cycle lasts. The cycle may go around the clock, eventually returning to “normal” for one or two days before going “off” again. In many cases it can take up to a week for the body to complete one cycle of its disturbed pattern. To add even further weirdness, this disorder takes place almost exclusively in blind people (though there have been one or two accounts of a sighted person suffering from it).
Sleep apnea is characterized by pauses in breathing during sleep. Each episode lasts long enough so that one or more breaths are missed, and occurs repeatedly throughout sleep. Clinically significant levels of sleep apnea are defined as five or more episodes per hour. Individuals suffering from this sleep disorder are rarely aware of having difficulty breathing, even upon awakening. It is usually recognized as a problem by others witnessing the individual during episodes or is suspected because of its effects on the body. Symptoms may be present for years, even decades without identification, during which time the sufferer may become conditioned to the daytime sleepiness and fatigue associated with significant levels of sleep disturbance. The most common treatment treatment for sleep apnea is the use of a positive airway pressure (PAP) device. The PAP ‘splints’ the patient’s airway open during sleep by means of a flow of pressurized air into the throat. Other treatments such as surgery and medication also exist.
Kleine-Levin syndrome is a rare disorder characterized by the need for excessive amounts of sleep, sometimes for up to 20 hours a day, and is normally accompanied with excessive food intake (compulsive hyperphagia) and an abnormally uninhibited sexual drive (hypersexuality). While some researchers speculate that Kleine-Levin syndrome is the cause of a hereditary predisposition, others believe the condition may be the result of an autoimmune disorder. There is no definitive treatment for Kleine-Levin syndrome. Stimulants, including amphetamines, methylphenidate, imipramine and modafinil, administered orally, are used to treat sleepiness. Because of similarities between Kleine-Levin syndrome and certain mood disorders, lithium and carbamazepine may be prescribed. Responses to treatment have often been limited.
Somiloquy refers to talking aloud in one’s sleep. It can be quite loud, ranging from simple sounds to long speeches, and can occur many times during sleep. Listeners may or may not be able to understand what the person is saying. Sleep-talking usually occurs during transitory arousals from non-REM sleep, which is when the body does not move smoothly from one stage in non-REM sleep to another, and they become partially aroused from sleep. Further it can also occur during REM sleep at which time it represents a motor breakthrough of dream speech, when words spoken in a dream are spoken out loud. There are no medical treatments for this, but in order to prevent sleep-talking a mouthguard may be worn.
Narcolepsy is a neurological sleep disorder that is commonly associated with falling asleep at random times. Narcoleptics tend to fall directly into REM sleep, when most dreaming occurs, and less commonly enter deeper and more restful stages of non-REM sleep. As a result, they are unable to stay awake for extended periods of time, and upon falling back asleep, they still are unable experience sleep’s more restorative stages – - causing a vicious cycle of extreme sleepiness and inability to stay awake after having slept. Another symptom can include cataplexy, the sudden collapse of an individual into REM sleep upon experiencing strong emotions. Sleep paralysis and hypnogogic hallucinations (hallucinations which accompany sleep paralysis) are also known to be symptoms. The cause of narcolepsy has not been determined. It is widely believed to be an autoimmune disorder, but it may also be genetic. Treatments include stimulants, anti-depressants, or hypnotic medications such as Xyrem.
Sexsomnia is a sleep disorder which causes people to commit sexual acts while they are asleep. It is considered to be a distinct variant of sleepwalking. In some cases, sufferers are aware of their behavior for a long time before they seek help, often because they lack information that it is a medical disorder or for fear that others will judge it as willful behavior rather than a medical condition. However, the reality of sexsomnia has been confirmed by sleep disorder researchers who have made polygraphic and video recordings of patients with the condition while they are asleep and observed unusual brain wave activity during the episodes. Treatments are similar to those of other non-REM parasomnias such as sleep walking, which may involve specific interventions. By avoiding precipitating factors and ensuring for the safe environment, the condition could be brought to high level of control with a minimal effort. Sexsomnia is not always problematic or extreme for those who experience it or for their partners. There is a great variety in both the frequency and levels to which people are affected by this disorder.
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“*****somnia” reminds me of that “*****y learning disorder” that Brannigan claims to have, on “Futurama”…
“What’s it called again, Kip?” He says…
Kip (sighing with hopeless disgust): “*****lexia.”
I’m pretty sure all cats have Kleine-Levin syndrome…
Iv got the first two disorders, lucky me lol
I must say it’s refreshing to hear others have experienced sleep paralysis and it is a true disorder. I rarely experience it now but when I was a teenager I would get it several times a week where I would wake and could not move. When it first occured I thought I had really become paralyzed (again, I was a child and did not know the science behind it). I never felt a “dark presence” in the room but my twin sister had it more severe than I did and would often hallucinate an “evil around her.” At the time no one believed us and thought we dreamt we had woken up…but we knew it wasn’t so simple. As I became more accustomed to the disorder I would focus on trying to open my eyes (usually first by squeezing them shut when I was trying to open them and which was really frusturating – my inability to control my movements) but I found the best remedy was focusing on finger movements or trying to lift my head (which feels like 100 lbs).
I also hear it’s common for adolescents to experience this more frequently than adults.
It was truly terrifying for me.
Cool list. I used to grind my teeth so bad I would wake myself up. I also have woken up having a full-on conversation, one time with my arm up in the air, I guess reaching for something.
I used to be very tired and my boyfriend told me that I snored heavily. When I told my doctor, he said it could be something more serious like sleep apnea, so he sent me for a sleep study at Advanced Sleep Medicine Services, Inc. I had a great experience and it turns out that my physician was right. I stopped breathing more than 40 times per hour. I use a CPAP machine now and must say that it has changed my life. They have a website, http://www.sleepdr.com/ Their staff was great and I highly recommend their services.
I loves this list, not only because it’s informative, but because I know that some hypochondriac may stumble upon this list and start finding symptons in themselves, thereby resisting the urge to sleep. Anyway, you left out false awakenings, but that’s more dream-related or whatever so I’ll forgive you for that. And as for *****somnia…
…I am at a lost for words on that one.
*****somnia, eh? Um…er…I can’t think of anything witty to say for that one…
By the way, my brother talks in his sleep. It’s pretty hilarious sometimes. One time he said “I love Jared” and threw a blanket across the room.
Grinding your teeth is an actual disorder? My boyfriend wakes me up in the middle of the night to get me to stop because i grind my teeth so loudly. He swears my teeth are louder than his snores. I’ve tried mouthguards, but I can’t sleep with them in, they feel like they’re choking me or something.
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130. Sandra
Grinding your teeth is an actual disorder? …I’ve tried mouthguards, but I can’t sleep with them in, they feel like they’re choking me or something.
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Sandra, get your dentist to make you a person mouth-guard that is specially fitted for you. Do it very soon.
Bruxism is nothing to take lightly. Over time, it can wear down and *break* down your teeth, to the point where your only options are crowns or implants.
Pretty costly.
I know. I finally had to have 22 crowns and 12 porcelain veneers…all because of severe bruxism. Yours sounds severe if it’s loud enough to wake your boyfriend!
I talk during my dreams at least once every couple weeks, in the way that is mentioned at the end of the paragraph. I’ll say something in my dream but it’ll turn out that I said it for real, and it wakes me up. Luckily I can get back to sleep quickly.
I’ve also had dreams where I move my hand in front of me, and I end up hitting the wall beside my bed.
segue (131) Wow! That’s really severe. What time frame are we talking here? I’m surprised you let it get so bad.
I hope you had dental insurance.
I have #1, I am always doing it…even when I’m not sleeping.
My ex-husband has #1. It was really disturbing to me because there was basically only a handful of times during our 15 year marriage that he was awake while being intimate with me.
I suffer from hypnagogic jactitation and bruxism. My bruxism was made known to me when my TMJ was diagnosed. This has caused severe problems with my jaw (I only have a partial disc on my right side and no disc on my left as I have destroyed it). Normal days for me I can only open my mouth less than an inch but can’t afford treatment for it right now.
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#133. Vera Lynn
segue (131) Wow! That’s really severe. What time frame are we talking here?
I hope you had dental insurance.
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Vera Lynn, as far as I can determine, it took 10 years. During 9 of those years I had no dental insurance, and lived alone. No one was there to tell me, “Oh, btw, you grind your teeth at night”.
When I married my wonderful husband 2 years ago, and came under his medical coverage, the dental work was supposed to be covered because it was the result of a covered medical condition.
So far they are fighting us on this, but it is in black and white in their own rules book. I also have backup from my Neurologist and my Pain Management Doctor, attesting to the fact that the pain from the underlying disease caused the bruxism, hence, caused the breakdown of my teeth.
The bill for this dental work is almost $25,000. Which is one of the *main* reasons I recommended Sandra get herself to a dentist posthaste! A $250 personally fitted mouthguard now, is a better deal than $25,000 worth of dental reconstruction later.
I have bruxism as well – I’ve got to agree with segue on this one, even though I didn’t read all of the back and forth. I have a mouthguard as well that’s really annoying to wear, but keeping my teeth in good shape is worth it, especially because I’m only 24.
I only paid $50 and my insurance covered the rest of the cost – a fitted guard just feels like you’re wearing a retainer (if you ever had braces/retainers in the past).
you poor commentors who suffer with any of these disorders.
terrible
i too , but certain ones come and go.
just like my waking hours of sufferage do.
segue!!! (136)
I don’t even know what to say. Your ability to fight and persevere and continue to just be is incredulous to me.
When I was a child (9 or 10) I read a book called “Eric” by Doris Lund (his mother). I must have read it 300 times. I went through 4 copies of the book after I stopped getting it from the library. His will to live, and his continued fights for survival remind me of you. The personal strength and determination is super-human. You are amazing. Please read the book. You will not be sorry.
I am so happy to see the one about restless leg syndrome. All my life I have had this overwhelming need when I sleep to move my arms and legs. I just thought I was weird but now I know that other people have this problem too. Thank God!
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139. Vear Lynn
…I read a book called “Eric” by Doris Lund (his mother). I must have read it 300 times. His will to live, and his continued fights for survival remind me of you. The personal strength and determination is super-human. You are amazing. Please read the book. You will not be sorry.
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Vera Lynn, thank you, but I honestly am not amazing in one single way.
One gets used to whatever life throws at one (as long as it isn’t all at once, I suppose). Taken gradually, over a span of time, it isn’t as hard as it could be…although, I have to admit, I did have a friend (a big, strong male nurse), with whom I made a pact: When things became overwhelming, and the idea of suicide would creep into my mind, I’d have to go to him – in person – for permission. He never gave it. It only came up three times over the course of seven years, but it did come up.
So there goes my amazing club-card.
However, the book, Eric, I will look for it, and get a copy.
Thank you for the rec.
LOL, I can see the look of bewilderment on the faces of newbies to the site.
“She thought about offing herself over a sleeping disorder? What a wuss!”
What a morning brightener!
Thanks again, Vera Lynn, for everything!
Did anyone else notice that “Kleine-Levin syndrome” sounds a lot like “Clean livin’ syndrome”? I find that kind of funny, especially considering what it actually is.
that’s funny this article came up this week. after years of being tired all the time i finally started seeking professional help in the last few months and i’ve just been referred for a sleep study to possibly diagnose narcolepsy.
i’ve had sleep paralysis since i was about 17, but it’s been significantly waning since i was about 23 (i’m 26 now) and my last episode was probably 9 months ago.
i dated a guy for 6 years who had sleep apnea. plus he snored like a mad man and i kept the earplug business prosperous for that whole time. nothing, not even the $2,000 tempur pedic mattress with the pillows to match helped.
no sleepwalking?
I have read medical studies that indicate an increased correlation between restless leg syndrome in adult life and alzheimers disease in later life. This is most likely because of the neuro-muscular connection being overly or deficiently stimulated or could be from a problem with myelin sheathing of the neuron. More interestingly, with the diet that Americans (like myself) maintain we see an increased frequency of neurological problems. The main problem in my opinion is with the balance of fats in the diet as these (lipids) are the main component of the myelin sheath. We have diets low in Omega 3 fats and upset balances of Omega 6′s and 9′s. I thank anyone who spends time to read this comment and leave any remarks to it. I am interested to hear other points on this subject (YOU TOO JFRATER! I would feel special!!) Thanks LISTVERSE!
#1 doesn´t seem so strange to me. When my dogs are sleeping they arte always acting out their dreams, running, kicking, growling, even barking aloud.
As for *****somnia word is spreading in pervert circles that it is a nice way to get off the hook when you have been charged with *****ual assault. Just say “I only dreamed it”.
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145. JerryB
I have read medical studies that indicate an increased correlation between restless leg syndrome in adult life and alzheimers disease in later life. This is most likely because of the neuro-muscular connection being overly or deficiently stimulated or could be from a problem with myelin sheathing of the neuron…We have diets low in Omega 3 fats …
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Jerry, interesting connection. I don’t have RLS, myself, but I am always fascinated by all things neurological (I won’t go into why, the regulars all know and I won’t bore them with repeating myself). That our Omega 3 deficient diets are partly to blame is no surprise, I read articles about this factor being important in maintaining many normal body functions 30+ years ago, and have made Omega rich fresh fish part of my families diet ever since. My children grew up on a fish heavy diet.
As to the myelin sheathing. Well, all of the myelin sheathes (as well as other stuff ) on my spinal cord are encased in schwann cell tumors, so I don’t know if the diet does me, personally, any good there or not, but why take any chances?
Someone, way up above, made a comment that if you could describe something, like sleep paralysis in complete detail, then it had to be because it was a rare event, rather than a common one because a rare event would stick out in your memory…did he ever stop to think that, perhaps, the event could be described so clearly because it happened EXACTLY the same way every time?
No. Of course he didn’t, because he has only his own experience to draw on.
My experience happens to be different. I have the identical experience of sleep paralysis each and every time, and have had since childhood.
I learned my own way of escaping easily, or of lying back and enjoying the “terror” for a while. But even terror gets old when it never changes.
Ok I am seriously considering professional help at the moment. I have sleep walked & talked ever since I can remember (well most of it people tell me). Now I share a bed with girlfriend she says it happens every night multiple times including violence (to my partner and to my self usually in the form of scratching myself), screaming, swearing, grinding my teeth, jumping up and down on the bed even a few times recently number 1 which was kinda embarrassing waking up mid session so to speak!!!
I wake up in random places in the house. Plus when I sleep I can be fully asleep dreaming an all more or less straight away. Then I snore and snort like hell as well.
The problem it causes is that I am constantly tired. I can sleep for stupid amounts of time and still be tired. Caffeine seems to have a very low effect on me. When I was in uni it wasn’t as bad because I used to have days where I was free and so slept most of the day. But now I work its unbearable. I sleep wherever and whenever I can (on the toilet is a fav lol).
So any recommendations on help in the UK or suggestions which problem I have (do the disorders tend come together or is one causing the symptoms of the other disorders)???
P.S. Never experienced the paralysis but is sounds horrendous!
*****somnia? I’m pretty sure it’s a great excuse for cheating your spouse with the internal cleaner (while the former is sleeping)
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#150. marianiux
*****somnia? …a great excuse for cheating … with the internal cleaner…
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What is an internal cleaner?
Sounds to me like an enema.
sleep***** isn’t as weird compared to the rest.
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152. Denzell
sleep***** isn’t as weird
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I agree. All of the others have an aura of weirdness, some can lead to harm, but ***** is just good, healthy fun.
Thank you, I’ve seen doctors before but had never heard mention of ‘Non-24-hour sleep-wake syndrome’. I think it might have helped me diagnose sleep issues I’ve had for years.
What happens if you get Bruxism during *****somnia? That can’t be good.
I had surgery for sleep apnea.
It sucked.
haha.
But it was worth it :p
I have Lucid dreams pretty much every night. I am able t ostop, fast forward, rewind, pause and completely change my dreams. Because of this, when I am under extreme stress I have an episode of sleep paralysis. My psych told me I should be on medication and tried to send me to a psychiatrist, but I have young children and I don’t want to risk the side effects. My hubby talks in his sleep, too. It’s funny with him becuase he speaks in Russian in his sleep. He only lived in Russia for 4 years, and rarely speaks it anymore, but at least 4 times a week he’s talking in Russian.
i have 10
also i dunno if its just coincidence but iv been told i have night terrors to
maybe its jsut one of those?people usually dont btoher me when i sleep so i wouldnt know
also i suspect i have 6
The thing that really suprises me when it comes to sleep paralysis is how amazingly life-like the impressions you think you are recieving are.
The first time I had one, I remember “waking up” to find that someone had moved the tv in the room all the way up to the bed. Then (I thought) I turned over to my boyfrinds side of the bed, all though I somehow knew that he had allready gone to work, and I could see someone’s arm lying on top of the cover. I couldnt bend my head back to see whoose arm it was, but i just knew it wasn’t his, and when i touched it, the sensation of touching someones skin was so vivid that I still can’t believe it. I think this was the point where I really started to freak out, and just as I heard the threatening sound of someone running really fast towards my door, I woke up, alone in the house, facing the wall.
Luckily, I had allready heard about the phenomenon before this occured, but it was still horrible. Knowing that your brain can create illusions that feels that real, sometimes makes me wonder how much of our other experiences could be false;)
Haha, my boyfriend sleep-talks. It’s one of the funniest things ever. Luckily, he’s not loud, so it doesn’t wake me up, but it’s fun to listen to him when I wake up.
It saddens me to see people make fun of *****somnia simply because it is *****ually related. I have had this disorder for much of my adult life and although it has never been a problem for the partners that I’ve been with, I could understand how someone would be afraid to let others know in light of being ridiculed.
I suffer from 10, 9, 7, 5 and 3 its horrible:’(
I think I had a night terror once afewyears ago – I woke my boyfriend up because I was screaming. I didn’t wake up and had no recollection of it or any dream which would have made me scream. For a while my boyfriend would grind his teeth in his sleep and the noise would wake me up, it was quite freaky to be honest. My mother has sleep apnoea (I haven’t spelled it wrong it’s just how we spell it over here) and has to wear one of those masks now. Both my boyfriend and I talk in our sleep. Recently I said ‘there’s a shop in Cork for that sort of thing’ and also ‘my arm looks like a duck’. He once told me he didn’t want to go to dance class! Recently he has started doing weird things in his sleep – I woke up to find him pulling books off my bookshelf and last week he turned on my shower and somehow managed to get water (I hope!) on my bed!
my brother started rapping a 2pac song in his sleep once. I was like “wtf?”
i’m one of the rare that has the actually disability that is #6. i’mnot blind but my body has a hard time sleeping when it should be sleeping.. i guess it goes hand in hand or could be called insomnia. many people do go through it at some point in life.. but not many will suffer from it for long periods often the rest of their lives. i’ve had it since i was a kid.. my sleep patterns are all wrong.. i want to sleep often staying up all night, i do sleep bubt it takes a while to get there and it’s not the always a restfull sleep. it’s a pain in the ass really
“The most common treatment treatment for sleep apnea is the use of a positive airway pressure (PAP) device.”
Wait, is that supposed to say treatment twice? Makes no sense to me
Interesting list.
166. Sam: It isn’t supposed to say treatment twice, but as a user of such a device, I can tell you that they are not comfortable to wear, and learning to exhale against a positive air-flow takes some doing (especially at the higher levels, the levels I am at).
All that being said, I, and everyone I’ve spoken to who has to use one, is immensely grateful for their existence. Without my machine I would be dead. My brain does not remember to tell my respiratory system to breathe, so the machine does so for me.
What would you give for that? It’s worth everything.
Can ANYBODY please help? I can’t seem to find my ‘disorder’ on the list.
However it is real enough to me and my poor fella- Is there such thing as sleep aggression?
If for any reason my fella has to wake me up, for example if I have fallen asllep on the settee – I am simply awful to him.. and anybody else who happens to be around. I will talk really nasty to him for no apparant reason at all. If he disturbs me when we are asleep in bed i am just the same. Most of the time I can not remember being aggresive towards him or even waking up, but on the odd occasion that i do-i do remeber feeling really confused, frustrated & angry. I have slammed doors and banged about the place if i have to go from the settee to bed!
I dont fall asleep in an angry state of mind, I have a nice life!! but i usually wake up grumpy and uncontrolably unaproachable. I’ve realised that my family have adapted to suit me by being very quiet in the morning or generally staying out of my way! I’m sure lots of people are grumpy in the morning but too actually be really verbally abusive & nasty during my sleep to a person who is sweet, kind and who I love dearly, is totally bewildering to me. I couldn’t bare it if i was treat this way by him.
Can anybody identify with this problem please or send me in the right direction? Thankyou for your time
168. rubyred: This is an important clue that *something* is wrong! I absolutely have a suggestion: get your doctor to order an overnight sleep-lab sleep study. There, you will be hooked up to monitors which will record your brain wave patterns, as well as blood oxygen saturation levels, heartbeat, REM patterns, just about everything that can happen while you sleep. I’ve had 3 of these studies, and they are perfectly harmless. They almost certainly will uncover the root of your problem.
With the diagnosis in hand, there will be a way to deal with it.
Easy.
170. TrishiePooh08: Actually, it *is* possible. Sleep disorders are among the most misunderstood by those who don’t have sleep disorders of any other illnesses there are.
I have several sleep disorders, not *THAT* one, but some even more bizarre, and I can promise you that it took a long time for me to get the appropriate help because people thought I was just acting incredibly weirdly, even psychotically. It wasn’t until some of the things happened while I was in hospital, recovering from an operation, that what was actually a disorder was correctly diagnosed, and I got appropriate help, that I was taken seriously.
I know it’s hard to get your head around something so different, but it’s real.
*****…..*****OMNIA……..why should this problem be considered humorous, a target for ‘funny’ comments by some ‘comedians’ while we are then supposed to read about how these same ‘comedians’ have to struggle with their own particular sleep affliction.
Amongst the many joke comments I hear I’ve listed below a couple of typical comments that stand out as to how this problem is ridiculed: -
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*****somnia, eh? Um…er…I can’t think of anything witty to say for that one…
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Reply—Why do you feel you have to in the first place? Do you make jokes about the people get beaten up by sleeping partners?
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150. marianiux –
*****somnia? I’m pretty sure it’s a great excuse for cheating your spouse with the internal cleaner (while
the former is sleeping)
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Reply—”Pretty sure”. What qualifies you to be pretty sure of this. Are you on this forum because you have sleep problems or just to laugh at others. In your “pretty sure” opinion, is claiming to have REM just an excuse for beating the living daylights out a girlfriend, wife or husband etc?
For you information I ‘suffer’ from this sleep disorder and it is a dreaded curse. When we humans are in a healthy, happy relationship we generally choose to have ***** as a couple. But, to be woken night after night starts of a cycle of sleep deprivation leading to not being in the mood, even at a ‘normal’ time. What was a very happy active *****ual relationship has ground to a halt over the past year due to lack of sleep and the physiological effects from the continual sense of ‘rejection’ and has lead to our marriage being in trouble.
LETS HEAR HOW MANY JOKES WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS THEN SHALL WE?
I know I will get all sorts of “kill joy” types of remarks but I have had a degree of faith restored in forums and possibly the whole human race by the following: -
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170. TrishiePooh08: Actually, it *is* possible. Sleep disorders are among the most misunderstood by those who don’t have sleep disorders of any other illnesses there are.
I have several sleep disorders, not *THAT* one, but some even more bizarre, and I can promise you that it took a long time for me to get the appropriate help because people thought I was just acting incredibly weirdly, even psychotically. It wasn’t until some of the things happened while I was in hospital, recovering from an operation, that what was actually a disorder was correctly diagnosed, and I got appropriate help, that I was taken seriously.
I know it’s hard to get your head around something so different, but it’s real.
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Thank you Segue.
*****…..*****OMNIA……..why should this problem be considered humorous, a target for ‘funny’ comments by some ‘comedians’ while we are then supposed to read about how these same ‘comedians’ have to struggle with their own particular sleep affliction.
I’ve listed below as to how this problem is ridiculed: -
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128. Polly Odyssey -
*****somnia, eh? Um…er…I can’t think of anything witty to say for that one…
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Reply—Why do you feel you have to in the first place? Do you make jokes about the people get beaten up by sleeping partners?
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150. marianiux –
*****somnia? I’m pretty sure it’s a great excuse for cheating your spouse with the internal cleaner (while
the former is sleeping)
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Reply—”Pretty sure”. What qualifies you to be pretty sure of this. Are you on this forum because you have sleep problems or just to laugh at others. In your “pretty sure” opinion, is ‘claiming’ to have REM just an excuse for beating the living daylights out a girlfriend, wife or husband etc?
For you information I ‘suffer’ from this sleep disorder and it is a dreaded curse. When we humans are in a healthy, happy relationship we generally choose when to have ***** as a couple. But, to be woken night after night starts of a cycle of sleep deprivation leading to not being in the mood, even at a ‘normal’ time. What was a very happy active *****ual relationship has ground to a halt over the past 2 years due to lack of sleep and the physiological effects from the continual sense of ‘rejection’ also leading to our marriage being in trouble.
LETS HEAR HOW MANY JOKES WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS THEN SHALL WE?
I know I will get all sorts of “kill joy” types of remarks now but I have had a degree of faith restored in forums and possibly the whole human race by the following: -
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170. TrishiePooh08: Actually, it *is* possible. Sleep disorders are among the most misunderstood by those who don’t have sleep disorders of any other illnesses there are.
I have several sleep disorders, not *THAT* one, but some even more bizarre, and I can promise you that it took a long time for me to get the appropriate help because people thought I was just acting incredibly weirdly, even psychotically. It wasn’t until some of the things happened while I was in hospital, recovering from an operation, that what was actually a disorder was correctly diagnosed, and I got appropriate help, that I was taken seriously.
I know it’s hard to get your head around something so different, but it’s real.
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Thank you Segue.
Opps, sorry posted that twice, had to correct errors and didn’y realise it had already gone.
Fed-Up, have you seen a Neurologist? That would be my first suggestion, and my next suggestion would be to demand an overnight sleep lab study.
I know you’ve probably done all of that, but keep at it until someone takes you seriously! You have no idea what relief it is when you get proper treatment, and the symptoms go away.
It’s as if someone gave you back your life.
You have nothing to lose, and literally everything to gain.
Segue,
I only recently found out this is a disorder and I’m not ‘strange’ or perverted so not done anything so far but I am trying to sort something out.
Your right, nothing to lose and all to gain.
TY and take care.
I have sleep paralysis a lot. You know. It’s where your body is asleep but your mind is awake and active. The thing is you can’t move or talk, but you have dreams during it oftenly. You just have to lie there unable to do anything while you got crazy nightmarish stuff going on in your room. Kind of like night terrors, but you really can’t do anything about it.
176. thepennymachine: I used to have this happen often. I mean on the order of once a month or so. I found a way to stop it in it’s tracks, though.
I would concentrate on moving my pinkie finger. I put everything, every ounce of energy and inner desire into moving that one finger. It took so much out of me, the visual hallucinations actually increased during the attempt, but as soon as I moved the finger even a fraction, a nano-inch, the entire event vanished!
It got to the point that I could make the finger move within five minutes.
Give my solution a try. It can’t hurt anything, and it worked for me.
Y’know, Restless Leg Syndrome is really annoying, as it always happens to me when I’m really, really tired! I get it in my hands a lot as well, especially when I’m wearing gloves >
Sadly, I have 3—somniloquy, which just sucks.
#9 MY HUSBAND HAS THIS SLEEPING DISORDER WHERE HE ACTS OUT SCARY DREAMS AND ATTACKS ME WHILE WE ARE BOTH SLEEPING…THIS IS EXTREMELY SCARY HE HAS BEEN TO DR’S AND WAS DIAGNOSED WITH PARASOMNIA. IM HAVING MUCH TROUBLE COPING I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE HAS BEEN THROUGH THIS AND WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP MYSELF AND THIS MARRIAGE