Our previous list dealt with the ancient olympics – this one deals with events you won’t see at any olympics. It is well known that there are some events now included in the summer olympics that seem to be odd sports, but none are as odd as these.
Pigeon racing is a sport involving the release of specially trained racing pigeons, which then return to their homes over a carefully measured distance. The time it takes the animal to cover the specified distance is measured and the animals’ rate of travel is calculated and compared with all of the other pigeons in the race to determine which animal returned at the highest rate of speed.
Barefoot water skiing originated in Cypress Gardens, Florida. Dick Pope Jr., on March 6, 1947, was the first recorded person to ever barefoot, though some believe the first person to do it was A. G. Hancock. By 1950, the first barefoot competition was held in Cypress Gardens. Throughout the 1950s, many other start techniques were invented including the two-ski jump out, the beach start and the deep water start. By 1961, a whole new aspect of the sport, backwards bare-footing, was added by Randy Rabe by stepping off a trick ski backwards

Underwater hockey (now officially called Aquachallenge) is a non-contact sport in which two teams compete to maneuver a puck across the bottom of a swimming pool into goals. Players wear a diving mask, fins and a snorkel for play. Safety gear includes a water polo style cap, a mouthguard, and a glove for the playing hand (to protect against pool-bottom abrasion and, in some designs, knuckle protection against puck impact). Because current rules permit a player to switch the stick between hands mid-play, players may choose to wear a protective glove on both hands.

Freestyle skydiving is a competitive skydiving discipline where one member of a two-person team performs acrobatic maneuvers in free fall while the other one films the performance from a close distance using a helmet mounted camera.
Freestyle was first performed by Deanna Kent and others for her husband Norman Kent’s 1989 film “From Wings Came Flight”. It became a competitive skydiving discipline in the early 1990′s and became an official FAI sport in 1996.
Skysurfing is a type of skydiving in which the skydiver wears a board attached to his or her feet and performs surfing-style aerobatics during free-fall.
The boards used are generally smaller than actual surfboards, and look more like snowboards or large skateboards. The attachment to the feet is normally made removable, so that if the skydiver loses control or has difficulty opening their parachute, the board can be jettisoned.
Skysurfing is a distinct skill requiring considerable practice. The simplest skysurfing technique is to stand upright on the board during free fall, and tilt the nose of the board down to generate forward movement. However even this basic technique is a balancing act which experienced skydivers find tricky to learn.

Speedcubing (also known as speedsolving, speed cubing or speed-cubing) is the activity of solving a Rubik’s Cube or related puzzle as quickly as possible. Here, solving is defined as performing a series of moves that transforms an incomplete cube into a state where each of the cube’s six faces is one single, solid color.
Regular cubes are sold commercially in variations of 2x2x2, 3x3x3, 4x4x4, and 5x5x5. Variations of the puzzle have been designed with as many as 11 layers, but the largest denomination cube that has been physically produced is a 7x7x7. The current world record for a single solve of the 3x3x3 stands at 7.08 seconds, set by Erik Akkersdijk at the Czech Open on July 12-13, 2008.
Competitive eating is an event wherein participants consume large quantities of food in a short time period, typically 15 minutes or less, and the eater of the most food receives a prize. The type of food varies, although contests are primarily focused on fast foods or desserts. Items are almost always a single type of food, such as hot dogs, pie, or mayonnaise, among many others. Competitive eating is most popular in the USA and Japan. Competitive eaters are sometimes known as “gurgitators.”
Lawn mower racing is a form of motorsport in which competitors race modified lawn mowers, usually of the ride-on or self-propelled variety. Original mower engines are retained, but blades are removed for safety. The sport attracts all ages, and is usually entered into in a spirit of fun rather than extreme competitiveness, though many do take it quite seriously.
Belt sanders were one of the first power tools used in the growing field of power tool drag racing wherein a pair of stock or modified belt sanders are placed in parallel wooden channels and fitted with long extension cords. Each heat begins when a common switch or individual switches triggered by the racers energizes them, causing the sanders to race towards the end of the track spitting wood dust along the way. Stock sanders race down a 50′ long track, while modified sanders race on a 75′ long track.
Dwarf tossing is a bar attraction in which dwarfs wearing special padded clothing or Velcro costumes are thrown onto mattresses or at Velcro-coated walls. Participants compete to throw the dwarf the farthest. The term “dwarf throwing” is sometimes used. This “sport” has been banned in numerous places.
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Great list! =D Did you know that there is actually a sport involving running a race whilst carrying your wife? Mm, strange…
Natalie: after a year of writing lists on this site – nothing surprises me anymore
thumbs up for speedcubing!!
Nice list. I do think gumboot tossing would sit well on this one
Item number 1 is just silly…
Lawnmower racing, freestyle skydiving, sky surfing and bare foot water skiing look like fun though
I think it is a great list too! But I have to say – there is not one thing on this list I would participate in!
Ha ha, some of those are so random! The only one I’ve done is barefoot skiing – I wasn’t very good at it though! Sky surfing would be awesome.
Good list. Nothing on the list I would partake in either. Kobayashi, the competative eater pictured, seems like a cool guy, I’ve seen him on TV. They showed him in “training” and it was insane what he could eat. Also, just the thought of skydiving scares me, even though I’m not afraid of heights, just afraid of falls.
We have a propensity for boredom – stimulus hunger is a mighty inventor.
Personally I like the move to strap on wings for skydiving. There is a prototype in NZ and Yves Rossy, a Swiss guy has a wing with four model jet engines on it!
I think throwing the vertically challenged is a bit off – unless they get bored more than others. Better to throw teenagers – they are really boring.
C’mon racing pigeons isn’t scary or gross or anything. The birds do all the flying. Why isn’t anyone saying they’d try that?
Hey Rusty, did you see the jetpack featured in the NY Times recently? Built by a Kiwi in his backyard.
Linky
Number one looks like a whole lot of fun albeit demeaning on some level.
Number two is just insane. I would love to be able to compete in that with a modified sander. Could do all sorts of things like use special sandpaper for less friction but good traction. Super light weight motors with higher wattages. Aerofoil to provide traction. Ultra thin power cord to minimize drag. Hidden compartment of helium to lighten the overall mass. Racing stripes!
Yeah, they featured it at the Oskosh airshow! Bit dubious about it though. I bet they have lots of stability issues to iron out and a lot of safety ones. Someone will die!
It is a holy grail in flying.
Ever since the Bell flying pack there have been many attempts. Some ended in court cases, mysterious deaths and thefts.
Interesting that someone could spend 27 years developing it in secret. They have some top people involved including some of the Britten team that made the world’s fastest motorcycle (in a shed too!). But a ducted fan is not a very efficient thruster, and when you have an engine problem it is not going to glide. Hope they have a good projectile parachute system. He hopes to do an altitude test later this year…
Competitive eating can’t be very healthy for anyone, can it? =\
Speed cubing and lawn mower racing, though? Sweet! haha
I’ve heard of every single one of these except #2. I actually participated in a speed-cubing event (though it wasn’t called that way back when). I came in fifth at just under three minutes. My prize? A Rubik’s Cube!
Hmm… I didn’t think you could get 4 x 4 Rubik’s cubes? Reason being that if it’s 4 x 4 then there is no centrepiece for the others to rotate around.
I bought my brother a 5 x 5 one for his birthday but I haven’t had much of a chance to work out how to solve that one. Haven’t had a go at a 7 x 7 one yet either.
Natalie- your right, and the wife is strapped to the husbands back, upside down.
Is bowling a sport?? cause im not sure it is
Did you know the richest pigeon race in the world has a total of US$1.3m in prize money with first place getting around US$200K?
That’s serious money! Can’t see the world champion Dwarf Tosser getting anything close to that
Also those champion pigeons can be sold for over US$150K, quite a lot to pay to run the chance of a falcon munching on your bird during a race. PS: I hate pigeons…rats with wings imo.
Funny list.great timing.thanks
So now you’re blocking your images from RSS Readers? What’s the point of allowing full post RSS feeds then?
Interesting list. Isn’t there any competition like husband – carrying race? It would be a treat to watch, wouldn’t it?
what? no Canine Freestyle?
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WildBandit: I have pictures in my feed reader…
No Bog Snorkling (eeeeeeewwwwwww!)?? They have competitions for that in places like Ireland, England, … Well, places where they have bogs
I would love to see speedcubing and lawn mower racing in the Olympics.
Heck, I’d love to see that anywhere. Maybe in a few years on ESPN13.
Oh yeah: what about the cheese roll?? Heehee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_roll
Oops, just posted the wrong link! it should be this one: http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/
Yup, images are back now. Odd.
Why use snorkels for underwater hockey? Unless they’re really LONG snorkels that reach all the way to the surface.
HandyMan (#16)
As to bowling, its not a sport its a game.
The way to tell the difference between a sport and a game is very simple. I am a 19-year-old, (semi)athletic guy. Anything that my 71 year old grandfather can beat me at is a game.
Also, I remember learning about sky surfing at an early age. My teacher: Tommy, the White Ranger. AT the beginning of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie they all go skydiving. Tommy, being the leader, takes it a step further and goes sky-surfing. And trust me, it was all kinds of awesome.
Dwarf tossing! Hah!
Anyway, cool(and weird) list. The things that people do. *sigh*
I think the reason sports like these will never hit the olympics, is because the olympics is meant to show athletic skill, and physical fitness, most of these listed sports don’t really include any physical activity on the participants part.
I was thinking refrigerator racing would be great for this list. Part of the Strongman competitions, I believe. I remember some years ago watching these men strap refrigerators to their backs and race to the finish (very slowly…) – and I recall one of them breaking their leg doing it. This was followed by truck pulling and such. Those are such dumb contests. And yet, I still watched them.
I tried to find a link for the refrigerator race, but I didn’t. Here’s one for the truck pull. Enjoy.
PS. Loved this list! Dwarf Tossing wouldn’t be easy… And look at the poor guy’s face! Must’ve been a ride for those being tossed.
We get lots of knowledge of Olympics from this list and the previous list(s).
So cool
I like lawn mover racing,
pigeon racing, and everything else, except #5, #2 and even #1
#1 would be very disturbing to see, they can use dwarf dummies instead.
All I can say is that I am looking forward to this years Tractor Pull.
I want to try the underwater hockey! It’s pretty much like a game we played almost daily growing up…until the water just got too cold each year, and without the snorkle equipment.
Of course, I’m too old to compete now, but for something like this, I’d be willing to give it a go anyway!
that japanese dude shouldn’t be up there for eating contest… Joey Chestnut beat him.
There’s a sport (the name escapes me right now) that has people playing basketball whilst bouncing on trampolines. I came across it channel-surfing one day and I’ve only seen it once since then, but man that was fun to watch.
Those would all be great additions.
nice list
and funny (exept nº1. I don’t want to be in the dwarf skin)
What about Mindball?
Is a real telekinetic competition.
Few days ago I also heard about Underwater Rugby
I want to try out Lawn Mower Racing it seems really funny.
Frank: yeah whats up with that? Chestnut beat him twice.
‘U-S-A U-S-A …’
Competitive eating has to be one of those sports where it’s especially bad to come in second. No recognition and they all probably get the worst binge eating related illnesses if they don’t toss it up first, Gross.
What about jigglyball? It involves a player standing inside a circle and having tennis balls thrown at him or her by the other players. Anybody who catches a rebound moves up to the death line for a closer throw.
Natalie (1) That was on another list. Jfrater, you don’t remember?
Competitive Eating: Mayonnaise? Oh that is just gross?
Rubik’s cube discussion continues here from the Kiss list…too funny.
Speaking of Competitive Eating, (Tom Wang 41) does anyone else remember that scene from “Stand By Me” (from the Stephen King story “The Body”)where the kid is in the pie eating contest and makes himself vomit on purpose. Great revenge move!
Isn’t an eating contest really just the beginning of a *****ting contest?
rushfan:
“Isn’t an eating contest really just the beginning of a *****ting contest?”
At heart, you really are a philosopher, aren’t you lady?
Dwarf tossing seems like one of those activities that’s infinitely more fun to talk about than to watch or participate in (and I don’t mean that in a “poor midget” sense, as they’re grown adults and should be allowed to decide for themselves whether they allow themselves to be tossed.)
It seems like it’d be a bit of a letdown as a spectacle, but the phrase “Dwarf Tossing” is just plain fun to say.
Thanks! But I think it was originally the work of the modern-day deep thinker Demiti Martin.
Competitive eating is disgusting.
And touche B_Rad…
According to Gimli, nobody tosses a dwarf!
How about cup stacking, it’s big here in little ol’ Laurel Delaware.
http://media.www.udreview.com/media/storage/paper781/news/2008/02/29/Mosaic/An.Early.Start.On.Party.Tricks-3242825.shtml
Kobayashi is out of the race, last I heard. He had damaged himself and was taking time out.
The wife-carrying was listed on another list, I believe.
Is broomball in the Olympics?
Toe or Finger? Ankles? Find the Saltine? Who doesn’t love a good game of Find the Saltine?
Funny list!
Ah yes… I remember my first underwater beebee stacking competition like it was yesteryear. I came in second place behind the guy who could stack dwarves.
antlyon I grew up in Hockessin. Cup stack was second only to hanging out at the WaWa on summer nights.
I hightailed it out of Delaware ASAP
Bowling IS indeed a sport – many games are taken to the level of sports (anyone for a game of football?) when you begin organizing them, following rules, adding disciplines and techniques, etc… If you don’t believe me, check out:
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0FCK/is_3_20/ai_88575252
Wonderful list Geraint! I think the belt sander races are too cool. More power anyone?
I think puddle-jumping would be a worthy addition. Snowmobiles, very fast snowmobiles, roaring across open water. Cranes on stand-by; lose momentum and you sink.
Cedestra: Broomball is a great sport. It is played on ice, without skates but wearing running shoes with soft suction-cuppy soles. You use a broom with the bristles cut off near the metal wire strapping and dipped in rubber. Beat that ball, other players legs, arms, whatever gets in the way. Similar to hockey, lots of fun.
Hmm… my last response did not show up… did it go to arbitration or something? Had a link to the site that supported my statement…
Oh well, my statement was essentially this:
Yes, bowling is a sport. It’s organized much like many other sports, involves rules, disciplines, techniques, is organized, etc. etc. Don’t believe it? Check online…