Our previous list dealt with the ancient olympics – this one deals with events you won’t see at any olympics. It is well known that there are some events now included in the summer olympics that seem to be odd sports, but none are as odd as these.
Pigeon racing is a sport involving the release of specially trained racing pigeons, which then return to their homes over a carefully measured distance. The time it takes the animal to cover the specified distance is measured and the animals’ rate of travel is calculated and compared with all of the other pigeons in the race to determine which animal returned at the highest rate of speed.
Barefoot water skiing originated in Cypress Gardens, Florida. Dick Pope Jr., on March 6, 1947, was the first recorded person to ever barefoot, though some believe the first person to do it was A. G. Hancock. By 1950, the first barefoot competition was held in Cypress Gardens. Throughout the 1950s, many other start techniques were invented including the two-ski jump out, the beach start and the deep water start. By 1961, a whole new aspect of the sport, backwards bare-footing, was added by Randy Rabe by stepping off a trick ski backwards

Underwater hockey (now officially called Aquachallenge) is a non-contact sport in which two teams compete to maneuver a puck across the bottom of a swimming pool into goals. Players wear a diving mask, fins and a snorkel for play. Safety gear includes a water polo style cap, a mouthguard, and a glove for the playing hand (to protect against pool-bottom abrasion and, in some designs, knuckle protection against puck impact). Because current rules permit a player to switch the stick between hands mid-play, players may choose to wear a protective glove on both hands.

Freestyle skydiving is a competitive skydiving discipline where one member of a two-person team performs acrobatic maneuvers in free fall while the other one films the performance from a close distance using a helmet mounted camera.
Freestyle was first performed by Deanna Kent and others for her husband Norman Kent’s 1989 film “From Wings Came Flight”. It became a competitive skydiving discipline in the early 1990′s and became an official FAI sport in 1996.
Skysurfing is a type of skydiving in which the skydiver wears a board attached to his or her feet and performs surfing-style aerobatics during free-fall.
The boards used are generally smaller than actual surfboards, and look more like snowboards or large skateboards. The attachment to the feet is normally made removable, so that if the skydiver loses control or has difficulty opening their parachute, the board can be jettisoned.
Skysurfing is a distinct skill requiring considerable practice. The simplest skysurfing technique is to stand upright on the board during free fall, and tilt the nose of the board down to generate forward movement. However even this basic technique is a balancing act which experienced skydivers find tricky to learn.

Speedcubing (also known as speedsolving, speed cubing or speed-cubing) is the activity of solving a Rubik’s Cube or related puzzle as quickly as possible. Here, solving is defined as performing a series of moves that transforms an incomplete cube into a state where each of the cube’s six faces is one single, solid color.
Regular cubes are sold commercially in variations of 2x2x2, 3x3x3, 4x4x4, and 5x5x5. Variations of the puzzle have been designed with as many as 11 layers, but the largest denomination cube that has been physically produced is a 7x7x7. The current world record for a single solve of the 3x3x3 stands at 7.08 seconds, set by Erik Akkersdijk at the Czech Open on July 12-13, 2008.
Competitive eating is an event wherein participants consume large quantities of food in a short time period, typically 15 minutes or less, and the eater of the most food receives a prize. The type of food varies, although contests are primarily focused on fast foods or desserts. Items are almost always a single type of food, such as hot dogs, pie, or mayonnaise, among many others. Competitive eating is most popular in the USA and Japan. Competitive eaters are sometimes known as “gurgitators.”
Lawn mower racing is a form of motorsport in which competitors race modified lawn mowers, usually of the ride-on or self-propelled variety. Original mower engines are retained, but blades are removed for safety. The sport attracts all ages, and is usually entered into in a spirit of fun rather than extreme competitiveness, though many do take it quite seriously.
Belt sanders were one of the first power tools used in the growing field of power tool drag racing wherein a pair of stock or modified belt sanders are placed in parallel wooden channels and fitted with long extension cords. Each heat begins when a common switch or individual switches triggered by the racers energizes them, causing the sanders to race towards the end of the track spitting wood dust along the way. Stock sanders race down a 50′ long track, while modified sanders race on a 75′ long track.
Dwarf tossing is a bar attraction in which dwarfs wearing special padded clothing or Velcro costumes are thrown onto mattresses or at Velcro-coated walls. Participants compete to throw the dwarf the farthest. The term “dwarf throwing” is sometimes used. This “sport” has been banned in numerous places.
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Cool list, very wacky “sports”
But, there are several sports which are much more conventional and you won’t see at the Olympics (and I sort of expected these to be in the list instead of all those crazy sports):
- Golf
- Cricket
- Squash
- Karate
- Bowling (to the haters: Bowling is recognized as an Olympic sport but not played at the Olympics either.)
- Anything with a motor (motorcycling, boating, etc.)
…motorboating?
I’m sorry…I’m inappropriate
Motorboating FTW! Callie, I just fell a little bit in love with you too.
hahaha good list! =D
why b_Rad…you son of a *****.
(A motorboating son of a *****, of course)
great list! I love dwarf tossing! its america’s passtime!
I almost numchucked you, you don’t even realize!
oops…*nuNchucked*
Great List! I myself am a speedcuber, but i think i might just give it up to pursue dwarf tossing ahaha
B_Rad I like numchucked. Gonna use that one,too. So many ways I can think to use that, so many meanings. Beautiful. Thank you!
There are lawnmower races a little ways from my house. and what about donkey basketball?
It’s times like these that make me ask, does nobody remember Slam Ball?
I wish I was a speedcuber, im not quite fast enough. I can solve the 3×3 in 40 seconds.
Vera:
As long as you don’t use it retarted-ly…
1) I meant motorboating, of course. Are you all making fun of me?
2) What the hell’s “nunchucking”??
I am a motorboatin son of a *****! I would win the gold medal fa sho, fa sho, I’m gettin that fa sho!
Callie: That was the funniest thing. I keep bringing it up. Do you remember which list that was from otiginally?
Kreachure: Nunchucks are an Asian fighting tool, mostly illegal here in the states.
Vera Lynn: Yes, I know what nunchaku are, what I don’t get is what does it have to do with what’s being said here!
Make that “originally”
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40. JB
Few days ago I also heard about Underwater Rugby
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I watched the video. That resembled Rugby as much as hip-hop resembles Ballet!
sheeeeesh.
Rugby is a *sport*, not some namby-pamby water game.
Lawn Mower racing, on the other hand…
Vera-
it’s either fantasy worlds or kisses. I forget. But it was just super.
And Kreachure-
We’re quoting Wedding Crashers. The movie.
Callie: Thanks for the explanation. Ha… ha?
Eating contests reminds me of an article on the radio here recently where the reporter followed and profiled one of the champions, may have even been Kobayashi). They went into some sort of all you can eat Sushi restaurant because it was lunchtime, nothing special, and practically cleaned the place out. Apparently the look on the staff faces was priceless.
Cheers
Lee
Eating contests just reminds me of ‘Stand By Me’… and that makes me feel kinda sick.
sarahenity (84) I brought that up (#44). Glad there are 2 of us that remembered that. Thanks for the validation!!
What kind of self-respecting dwarf would subject himself to being tossed around for sport?
A damn fine dwarf IMO!
great list, I would attempt any one of these except the skydiving sports.
Damn, remember when you could go to a dwarf-tossing competition…and you could smoke?
It’s funny how the best competitive eaters are always so tiny. Like Kobayashi(sp?).
HexenBexen: ah! The good old days
MPW: dare I say that perhaps the fat competitors are slowed down by enjoyment?
Cool list, a little off par for e though, the only game i could think of adding would be Australian Football (AFL)
HexenBexen (87)
Jfrater (89)
Smoke in public? Those were the good ole days. Playin’. I finished a pack and just never bought more. I can take it or leave it. It’s been years. Can I pick up a smoke and enjoy it? Sure. But then want to have more? Not so much. My friends who are professional smokers don’t get it.
MPW (88) Most of the competitors aren’t fat, amazingly.
Hi BTW.
Vera – every time I quit – all it took was one smoke to start me back. I have just given up giving up now – with the realization that it is worse to spend my life trying to quit a habit because others don’t like it when actually, I quite enjoy it! So now I smoke freely and often.
jfrater – poeple used to hassle me about it too, whether it be green or brown, i always used to say to the “why feel guilty about something that i enjoy”
we evolved as cavemen in smoky caves and we still evolved to what we are today, so whats a bit of smoke going to do, anything in excess is obviosly going to effect you in one way or another but to (which we covered so many time in here) push your beleifs on other people, especially when it comes to smoking a ciggarette, i mean really, whos being the *****ing nuisance then?
CRSN: quite right!
Jfrater (94) I never smoked a lot. 6 or so a day. But when I started choking on each one? I started thinking. Who will take care of my boys that I fought so hard for? Do I want them with my ex? No. So I stopped. Even tho I was recreational, they need me to take care of them. I am their mother. He ( their father) is mentally ill. I love them more than I liked smoking. One was important; one was self destructive. Esp if I didn’t really NEED one; just WANTED one. No addiction. I am no one’s hero.
Jfrater BTW I feel honored when you respond to me personally.
Vera – here here, when something like your own children come into a situation like that, you have to think of the people around you that you support, not by paying for things or cooking dinner or any of that but by BEING there for the moral support.
when someone is gone, until that day, you really dont know how much they have impacted on your life and who you really are
Vera: hehe – that is nice to hear – thanks
I wish the Olympics (not just Quad Olympics) would host a Murderball competition. Quad Rugby is insanely awesome.
Good list!
I don’t smoke(used to)although I always accompany a friend when they go out for a smoke
Perhaps the hefty folks can’t eat competitively because of the enormity of their bellies weighing down on their stomachs.
Hi Vera Lynn
Although I’ve never personally participated in or witnessed “dwarf tossing,” my favorite bar back home regularly held a “midget rodeo” in which little people roped volunteers and hog-tied them and rode on their backs while they were bucking….It was fun enough to watch, and I’m pretty sure the individuals being roped and ridden came out on the more demeaning end of it.
I think that cheese rolling and extreme ironing would fit in with this list too. I think you mensioned extreme ironing on another list.
It is the most boring thing I’ve ever seen
I think the photo in #6 is Melbourne, with the MCG in the bottom right (appropriate for an Olympic themed list) and Docklands in the bottom left).
Something that is never mentioned about competetive eating, is what happens to the food afterwards. Does it come up, or does it go down (so to speak)?
Astraya – it comes out the other end just as fast as it went in the other.
anyone got some John Wayne toilet paper (sandpaper)
That last post didnt seem right, might have something to do with not sleeping for a while, i’m off to bed
hey, where’s the cellphone throwing contest?
I don’t know what dwarves would think about being tossed about… but I think it sounds like massive amounts of fun! If I was short enough I’d DEFINITELY take part! (as long as I was sure I wouldn’t get hurt)
Lets petition for the inclusion of dwarf tossing! Its hilarious!
I don’t know if anyone’s mentioned it yet, but..
Extreme Ironing!
I kid you not, I saw commercials for this stuff, so its gotta be out there somewhere…
Once you have memorised the steps in solving Rubik’s cube, it gets boring very quickly. I’ve started solving it in patterns.
An English-conversation-for-learners-of-English-as-a-second-language book I used had a chapter on unusual sports, including extreme ironing and eating.
I’d rather watch speedcubing than curling.
astraya: I solve mine in patterns too lol. Have you tried a 5x5x5 cube?
Tempyra: No. I’ve seen them on sale here, but don’t want to get involved.
Extreme ironing was on the same list as wife carrying. Which ever list that was. There really are so many.
The dwarf tossing made me laugh! I’m sure the dwarves enjoy being tossed just as much as the people enjoy tossing them! Otherwise none of them would be participating!
SlickWilly: “It’s times like these that make me ask, does nobody remember Slam Ball?”
I miss that show T_T