Death is always a sad subject, but it can also be an interesting one. We have already covered a number of death related topics on the site, but never one that was specifically relating to the bizarre aspects surrounding it. Therefore, we have put together this curious, macabre, and fascinating list of death related facts.
Bizarre Fact: A Swedish company will pulverize your body and bury it in a cornstarch urn, providing a completely bio-degradable burial.
Shortly after your death (within one and a half weeks) your corpse is frozen to minus 18 degrees celcius (64.4 F) – causing the body to become very brittle. It is then subjected to vibrations that render you to a frozen powder. This powder is then placed in a vacuum tube which extracts all the water – resulting in a dry powder. The powder is then put through a metal separator – removing fillings, and other metal objects that have become a part of your body over your lifetime. The powder is then placed in a cornstarch coffin for burial at any time in the future. The organic powder, which is hygienic and odorless, does not decompose when kept dry. The burial takes place in a shallow grave in living soil that turns the coffin and its contents into compost in about 6-12 months time. If you are interested in one of these burials, here is the Promessa website. If you are wanting a more permanent resting place, you might want to look into the next item instead:
Bizarre Fact: A US company will take your remains and turn them into a diamond which can be used by your loved ones.
The company uses the cremated remains of you or a pet to create synthetic diamonds which range in weight and price. A full human body can provide sufficient carbon to make up to 50 one carat diamonds (which cost around $14,000 each). After the carbon from the corpse is purified, it is converted to graphite which is then used in the synthetic diamond process. The resulting diamond is engraved with the name of the dead, and is accompanied by a certificate of authenticity. In 2007 the company used carbon extracted from strands of hair from Ludwig van Beethoven to produce three diamonds for charity. LifeGem retained one diamond, they donated one to John Reznikoff who provided the hair sample, and the third was sold on Ebay for $202,700 US. Get your LifeGem here. Pictured above is an authentic LifeGem (image copyright LifeGem).
Bizarre Fact: Tibetan Buddhists cut and beat a dead body (including the bones) to a pulp and leave the results for vultures to eat.
This has been featured on the site before, but it certainly deserves another mention here! As Tibetan buddhists believe in re-incarnation, they consider the dead body to be an empty vessel which has no further use in life except as food for nature. Coupled with the very hard rocky ground in Tibet, Sky Burial seemed the most effective method of disposal. While accounts differ slightly from burial to burial, common features exist. Tibetan monks cut the limbs off the body and hack them to pieces. Each piece is handed to an assistant who bashed it to a pulp with rocks and then mixes it with barley flour, tea, and yak butter. This is then left for the vultures. In some places, the vultures are so eager to eat that the monks have to beat them off with sticks until they are ready to feed them. The photograph above shows family standing by as the vultures eat their loved one. For more of the original copyright photos by Rotem Eldar, go here, but be warned – they are very graphic.
Bizarre Fact: In Madagascar, people dig up the bones of their loved ones and dance with them.
Each year, the Malagasy people of Madagascar perform a funeral tradition called Famadihana. The ceremony involves the digging up of the bones of loved ones, dressing them in new clothing, and dancing with them around the tomb to live music. The custom is surprisingly not especially ancient (17th century) and it is permitted by the Catholic Church because it is not a religious but rather cultural custom. The practice is begining to decline in modern days due to objections from fundamentalist protestants and the high price of the silk shrouds usually used in the ceremony. Pictured above are some dead bodies being readied for the dance. You can read a much more indepth article on famadihana here.
Bizarre Fact: Thomas Edison’s dying breath was captured in a bottle.
Thomas Edison, the well known inventor who perfected the modern light bulb, was friends with Henry Ford, founder of the Ford Motor Company, and considered to be a father of modern assembly lines. As Edison lay daying, Ford convinced his son, Charles, to fill a bottle with Edison’s dying breath. Charles complied by bottling some of the air in the room. The whereabouts of the bottle is unknown. Pictured above is Edison’s death mask.
Bizarre Fact: Ancient British people employed a sin eater to “eat” the sins of the dead.
In ancient England, Scotland, and Wales, each village had a member (usually a beggar) who was the designated “sin-eater”. When a person died int he village, the sin eater would be called in to their home. A relative would place a loaf of bread on the chest of the dead and pass a cup of ale to the sin eater across it. The sin eater would drink the ale and eat the bread, thereby eating the sins of the dead person. The origins of this bizarre practice are unknown but it is believed to have continued in to modern times in Wales.
Bizarre Fact: Zoroastrians “bury” their dead in circular towers to avoid the demon of the dead.
Zoroastrian tradition says that a dead body is unclean, and that the evil corpse demon would rush to a dead body to contaminate it and anything else it came in to contact with. For this reason, the Zoroastrians built towers with a roof containing three concentric rings (one for men, one for women, and one for children) on which they would place the dead bodies until they were completely destroyed by birds and sun. The remaining bones would then be shoved into a central well where they would remain buried inside the tower. This tradition continues to this day in Parsi communities in India. Pictured above are the remains of a tower of silence in Iran.
Bizarre Fact: The Victorians photographed their dead because they could seldom afford a picture of them alive.
Photography was still relatively new in the Victorian era, and the difficulty in staying still long enough for a high quality photograph – and the extremely high price of a painted portrait, meant that many Victorians would have a photograph taken of a loved one after they died as a memento. This practice (Memento mori) also meant that photographs could be sent to distant relatives who may never have met a young child who died. It was not uncommon for members of the family to pose with the dead in a kind of macabre family portrait. Pictured above is an authentic post-mortem photograph taken for this purpose.
Bizarre Fact: Some humans turn in to soap after they die.
In a process known as saponification, some human bodies turn partly or completely in to soap (adipocere – also known as grave wax). The fatty tissue of the body along with other liquids from putrefaction slowly form into lumps of adipocere – this happens to both embalmed and non-embalmed bodies. It is especially common in people with large fat deposits in their body prior to death. The famous Mutter Museum has an exhibit of “The Soap Lady” who is entirely composed of grave wax (pictured above). On occasion, these deposits can be seen leaking from closed tombs.
Bizarre Fact: It is now possible to be buried in space!
A company in the USA called Memorial Space Flights will now launch your loved ones cremated remains in to outer space for a fee. In addition, they will provide you with a memorial service and an excellent spot from which to watch the rocket launch off with the remains. Because of the high price involved in each launch, the company only launches a small portion of the remains – the rest of the ashes are scattered to sea if you wish. Once your loved one is in space, you can go online to view the location of the rocket as it travels in its permanent orbit around the earth. The company offers a variety of different services to suit your budget: brief orbit and return to earth ($695), permanent orbit around earth ($2,495), launch to surface of the moon ($9,995), and launch into deep space ($12,500). Pictured above are families and friends awaiting the launch of their loved ones into space.
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flibbertigibbet: That idea for the LifeGems being used as engagement/wedding rings is great! I was thinking of the hair option, too – the ring does not have to come from someone deceased. If ashes are not required then why not? This could also be a good option for spouses who are home while their armed forces husband/wife is stationed in another country. It would keep them close by while they are away.
I hope I turn into soap when I die.
Then I want my soapy body cut into pieces, and each piece of my body will go off in different ways, chosen from this list.
#52. DiscHuker – is it bad for the enviornment to just put a body in the ground?
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Since I was a kid, I have always wondered, why don´t we bury our relatives in our backyards?.
The whole idea of a velatorio gives me the creeps and cremation seems pointless as we are wasting good fuel or any other use for our carcasses.
Someone told me burying bodies in the ground is illegal here in Mexico.
ive told my family jst to put me in the wheelie bin for the trash man to take away…then i wont be costing them anything
Wonderful and nicely compiled list. Has anyone heard of Aghoris, the sect that consumes dead bodies?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aghoris
Death portaits were very common in the US in the latter half of the 19th century, even in isolated rural areas. For some excellent, morbidly fascinating eamples, check out the book “Wisconsin Death Trip,” which was originally conceived as a PhD dissertation (but fortunately doesn’t read like one). Lots of photos on very page.
http://www.amazon.com/Wisconsin-Death-Trip-Michael-Lesy/dp/0826321933/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1228849966&sr=8-1
Great list. I found Edison’s death mask fascinating.
I’m not going to tell my wife about # 9 she might get some ideas. Lets see…… $100.000 life insurance policy and then after I make a ring out of him that will still leave me with 86,000.
cool.
i think that those incorruptable corpses are pretty bizarre too maybe like a bonus.
Imagine a new technology that could capture emotions, wouldn´t you want to keep your beloved one´s?
I guess that such technology would be extremely expensive and only affordable to a few people, I also think that it would become so popular that eventually would be affordable to everyone and it´s uses would become different from the original ones.
I´m sure that´s what photography represented back then, so saying that those practices were “creepy” or “morbid” is to miss the context completely.
I will give anybody 1 000 dollars if they take a shower and cleaned themselves with pieces of SOAP PEOPLE. gross…
The dancing with corpses is just nasty! I love my Grandma, but I don’t have any urge to dig her up and dance with her…. ew! What about if body parts fall off- I’d hate to do a dip and her head go rolling off……
Here’s my big “Dead Nicki” plan: I love road trips and flying, so I want to be cremated and have part of my ashes thrown from an airplane while flying over my beloved Kentucky and part of them scattered from a moving car. The rest of me, I would like my kids to have made into jewelery so they can each have a little bit of crazy ol’ Mom.
BTW- I love the fact that Edison is smiling. He looks very peaceful.
I live in Philly and have been to the Mutter Museum which is here. The “Soap Lady” is creepier in person, but is hardly the most bizarre thing on exhibit there. You have to get to this place if ever in the city! It’s really creepy in a fun way.
http://www.collphyphil.org/mutter.asp
What about T-Shirts where you put the dead persons picture
on it? That should be #1
I’ve so very often told my wife, “A dumpster (large industrial trash bin) will do just fine.” I mean, hey, I don’t plan on being around anymore, and it’s sure a lot cheaper.
The Dance of Death is just plain odd, imo. Great list!
i would like my body to be frozen right before i die (if this becomes possible during my lifetime, of course) and be thawed by my descendants sometime in the distant future, preferably when something spectacular occurs like first contact with aliens, arrival in some extraterrestrial earth-like planet, etc.. Alternatively, if some form of very high speed space travel (at least maybe half the speed of light) is invented, i would like to spend my dying days cruising forward in time i.e. as i go that fast through space time speeds up on earth so i would stop by and check after a few hundred, thousand, million or billion years have passed on earth.
60. flibbertigibbet – isn’t that just the coolest idea? There are some companies that do make diamonds from the hair of living people too. Heart in Diamond and Celebration Diamonds (they can use tissue from umbilical cords too) are two that I know of.
Too bad they’re so expensive – I would love to have an engagement ring with a diamond created from me and my fiance.
One more…New Life Diamonds.
How come you showed Edison’s death mask and not Tesla’s?
What do you have against Tesla?
“Just kidding”
DiscHuker 52,
Decaying bodies in the ground create short term pollution to soil and water. It’s bad for the environment only to us in terms of disease control rest of nature doesn’t really care so much. That was one of the original logical reasons for restrictions on where and you can bury to prevent plague in the wells.
It is still an issue for farms when they have to dispose of animals.
Modern embalmed bodies are just simply toxic.
Wouldn’t a better name for this list be “Top 10 Bizarre Facts Related to Burial Practices”?
Edison’s last breath is in the Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn Michigan. I have seen it.
15. Hemza3000 – I agree with you about shooting the remains of someone to the moon…I think that would be quite beautiful being able to look up at night and be reminded of those loved ones you have lost. A permanent reminder that’s not quite as morbid as a lifegem
Personally when I go I want to be placed in a marble sarcophagus inside a gigantic tomb in the deep woods. My coffin will be mounted on a pedestal in the middle of a circular indoor lake, with twenty silver statues acting as fountains placed around the lake’s edge. The roof will be a massive dome many stories above my resting place, and once per month during a full moon a specifically designed angle will align and moonlight will pass through the domed roof and light up inlaid gold inscriptions on my sarcophagus.
Of course that will probably be a little expensive, so I’d settle for being returned to nature in some way. There’s something about being buried underground that freaks me out…I hate watching the lowering of the coffin at funerals.
Maybe having my ashes scattered, or being the source of growth for some kind of mighty tree…I love nature so I think that would resonate with my spirit very nicely.
Great list, keep up the good work
Timothy Leary was shot into space and orbited the Earth. He’s ashes were thrown across the atmosphere as the shuttle burnt up upon returning. That said, it orbited for quite a number of years
#64 cammysmith1690 & #75 JUNQUEMAN, I’ve told my family the same thing for years. Then I got to thinking that someone would find my body or remains and report it to the local police. All of my loved ones would be suspected of having murdered me or accessory to the crime. My true cause of death will go undetected (unlike all of the CSI shows)Then my poor grandchildren will have to visit their parents and surviving grandparent in prison until death. So, I told them never mind, don’t drop me in a dumpster after all.
I think I may opt for cremation. Then they can throw me in the dumpster!!
I want to have my ashes mixed with my wife’s, then made into 4 2 carat diamonds, one for each of my children. After that, I want whatever remains of the ash to be made into an artificial reef. I do like the concept behind the eco burial, but I want a diamonds to be made, and I like the ocean more than I like the land.
I just want to be burned.Hey that could be the name for a country song!
I remember seeing something on the history or discovery channel about mummified children from newborn up to 3 or so they had inside glass cases. They had them dressed up and some of them were in cribs or with other things like toys. It was really strange and kinda freaky… but I still watched the whole thing. What does that say about me? Oh well.
My Nana has pictures of one of her babies that died shortly after birth and that was only about 50 years ago. I LOVE the idea of making a diamond from your remains, I think that is a great way to cherish a loved one, or a very loved pet. I would definitely do that for my precious animals when they pass away, if I had the money to do it. I hate the idea of being put into the ground.
What about the dead space in your lungs? It’s a part of your lungs that some air will always remain untill you die. Then it becomes your dying breath.
i dont think that the soap sh*t is true LIARS!
I love the idea of a diamond or gem. Great list.
i´d love to have a Beethoven ring….but i´d die if i had to wear one of my parents as jewelry…
damn…
I think the diamond is a good idea. I wouldnt mind wearing a memento of carbon left over from my grandma.
I couldn’t stop laughing at “brief orbit and return to earth”. Unless your loved one’s dream was always to go to space, manage your money better than that. rofl.
Excellent list, always fascinated by things morbid. Feeding the birds seems to me to be a very efficient and eco friendly answer when you live on a pile of rock.
There’s a really strange southern death ritual… When a loved one dies, many people in this area (Eastern Kentucky) will have decals made for their cars. The decal usually reads “In Memory of (deceased name)” and will be shown prominently on the car. Here is an example…
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man, this is so cool! I want my worst enemy to be turned to LifeGems I can sell and then make millions!
but i´d die if i had to wear one of my parents as jewelry…
~londonafter
lol!
I just want to be burned.Hey that could be the name for a country song!
~bigski
Good one!
I would love the whole life gem thing. Wouldn’t it be crazy of that was like the universal way to go? Then aliens would come and think humans die and become gems and then they’d kill us all but a small group to reproduce only to find that we turn to something rather like poo-jerky on fancy white sticks.
But seriously, I want to be a diamond.
some of these stuff were already features in Cracked.com.
and i thought you hate that site. seems to me you’re getting your ideas from them.
rantinravin: I can assure you that this list was made totally independently of cracked and, in fact, I have not even seen the list they have that you are referring to. Perhaps you should check the dates to make sure that they wrote theirs first. In fact, their recently (this week) published list of body modifications is almost identical to this one which I published four months ago.
But thanks for the vote of confidence. It is appreciated.
gr9 ..i mean gr8
107. azan : gr9 ..i mean gr8
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Does it really matter?
Ooh I just had a really weird thought. I am so very excited about the prospect of my ashes being shot in space that I just thought, I can’t wait until I die! Haha. I can certainly wait but it still sounds awesome. I like the idea of the sky burial but I don’t think that would be feasible in the US.
nice to see that this topic is finally getting some airtime. Keeping hush-hush about it doesn’t make it go away… BTW,
here’s some more info about watch bones for those interested.
I heard (may be completely false) that part of Graham Chapman’s remains were put into a firework. I’ve always thought that it would be the coolest way to go.
Definitely with a bang not a whimper!!
I have heard of most of these. Probably something to do with my, some would say, unhealthy fascination with death.
Some of my friends have decided to turn my coffin into an esky, with me surrounded by ice and large amounts of alcohol.
Doesn’t seem such a bad way to shuffle of this mortal coil.
The diamond is absolutely gorgeous, but I can’t see the point if I can’t wear it.
i think it is quite cool to be turned into a diamond it wud be quite nice to have part of a loved one with you wherever you go
Saponification is turning to soap, fat and alkali make soap. Me I do like the buzzards, difficult in the US of A unless you have real helpful friends. BUT, not the eco style. There are a number of states that do allow a burial w/o embalming in a wood casket, or shroud, or wicker basket. Often no grave stone but a GPS location. The diamond thing is ok I suppose if it is done after the useful parts have been harvested. But none of the likely survivors have mentioned that they would pay for it. Me, for the worms.
Ugh..The thought of shooting my body into great nothing-ness and doesn’t appeal to me at all. Or shoving the body down Tower of Silence totally freaks me out (perfect for hiding the body or deal with someone you hate)
I prefer having my body eco-buried or cremated. Probably donating my organs or something/anything beforehand…being eaten by animals doesn’t sound that bad. I’d like to think I’m helping someone/something after I die.
And my spirit can happily reincarnate/obliviate…
in a tower of silence, birds can also eat u. no problems:)
i don’t mind any of these, but i’d really prefer NOT to be buried so i can just lie in a coffin for the rest of eternity.
I know ill be sent into deep space there would be a high chance that you could be revived by Aliens as a clone or something.
Hello,
FYI, this is not the death mask of Thomas Edison but of Richard Wagner. Please see my website
Specifically:
http://www.undyingfaces.com/info/2008/04/17/richard-wagner-1813-1883/
My site:
http://www.undyingfaces.com/info/death-mask-pictures-and-descriptions/
http://www.undyingfaces.com
Thanks and let me know if you can locate a pict of Edison’s mask. I believe the original is at his museum in NJ
Horton
*ordinarily i would at least edit out links offsite..but this is rather fascinating. ya’ll can go take a look if you promise to come home soon
* Cyn
117. Horton: I keep wanting to ask if he can hear a who, but that would be tacky.
Diamond it is! Though it would probably cost more to make me than sell me…
As for those wanting to be sent to space… I can just imagine our way too distant future generations traversing through space, travelling through belts of space cadaver!
wow i had no idea that people could turn into soap..i think thats kinda gross in a way…specially when you say “you can see it seeping out closed coffins” ew!! haha..and the dead photographs are sweet in a really morbid way…sky burial is sad…id never want to see my loved ones being crushed and eaten by big birds haha…all these deaths are very interesting. great list…(finally some lists that appeal my craving mind for knowledge i dont really need to know bout haha!)