Life is too short to sit around on the net all day reading about other people’s experiences in life, so we have put together a nice little list of ten absolutely fabulous, fun, naughty, and neat things to do before you get too old. Some of these items might put you in danger of jail time, but that just adds to the thrill!
Who doesn’t love cocktails? There are thousands of spirits and liqueurs out there for the tasting – so go to a liquor store, stock up, and try as many variations as you can. You are bound to stumble upon a great tasting cocktail to show off to your friends next time you have a party. Remember to keep a bucket handy – after a night of tasting cocktails you will need it.
Flash mobs have become a worldwide phenomena in which a large group of unrelated people all converge in one place, perform an unusual action for a short time, and disburse again. Flash Mobs were invented in 2003 in Manhattan, but they can now be found in almost every city in the world. To illustrate the scale and awesomeness of flash mobs, in 2006 the London Underground was overtaken by 4,000 people who all silently danced to their ipods (video clip above).
This one is an easy task for most people living in California, but not so easy for people in other states and countries. But it is worth the airfare to get to a premiere if you can afford it. I was fortunate enough to see the premiere of one of the Lord of the Rings movies and I had a fantastic night – you definitely must do this at least once. Who knows, maybe a superstar will see you and fall in love with you (that didn’t happen to me, alas).
It is possible that many of you will have already performed this task, but for those who haven’t (myself included), why not give it a shot? All you are going to cost someone is the time cleaning up after you. Pick a nice clean spot and go to town with spray paint. Be careful not to put anything that will lead the cops to your door. For added points, try to graffiti in a nearly impossible to reach spot – you are more likely to leave a permanent mark that way.
Disclaimer: If you do this, Listverse and JFrater will not be held responsible. Now this is something that I can say I have never done, though I have left a store with free things that the staff didn’t ring up (accidentally), but I do have friends who have done this. The trick is to go to a very fancy restaurant (don’t forget to dress up), order something from every course – preferably things you have never eaten before – or can’t afford to eat, then do a runner from the restaurant without paying. Just remember: this is theft, so don’t pick a small family run restaurant that can’t afford to foot your bill.
You may have noticed the absence of items such as bungee jumping and sky diving – the reason is that I think they are insane things to do and I would never recommend them. So, in lieu of other “flight” related things to do, I propose that you learn to fly a plane. You might need to save money for a while as lessons can be very expensive. If you do decide to give it a go, I would recommend that you shave off any long facial hair you may have.
This one may be a little risky, but it is worth it for the kudos you will get from your friends and family. First off you need to paint yourself a piece of art; it doesn’t matter whether you can draw or not – most modern art is unrecognizable anyway. Once your painting is dry, sneak it in to the fanciest art gallery you can find and tape it up on the wall. If you want to go for a special extra touch, you can make your own wall plaque to hang beneath it – and include a price tag. Who knows, you may be discovered!
This is something you have to do at least once in your life. Save up some money and book a night at the poshest hotel in your city – and book the most expensive suite. While you are there make sure you saved enough cash to tip well and to enjoy all of the benefits of the hotel – like fabulous food, massages, pool, and spa. There is nothing grander than waking up in a magnificent penthouse suite with a hangover. Just remember, if you steal the bathrobes you may find an unexpected bill turning up on your credit card the following month.
If you volunteer at your local cop shop you can often be invited to participate in a lineup. Doing so can be fun – and you sometimes get a free lunch as well as cash (though not always). If you do get to appear in a lineup, be sure you didn’t commit the crime! Wear something fun like a tee-shirt that says “I did it” and be sure to look shifty. If you accidentally get picked as the perp, you might want to check out the Top 10 Prison Survival Tips.
We live in a fast paced society where gadgets exist for virtually every task – but occasionally you find that nothing exists to do exactly what you want to do. Instead of ranting and raving, why not try your hand at inventing it? It can take months – even years – to invent something, but if you have a good idea, it is worth the effort. Just remember, as soon as you have completed your invention, patent it and give it a truly awesome name. Who knows, you may even get rich off the idea.
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1 bbg
February 1st, 2009 at 2:17 am
They had a flash mob up in Portland in December. I missed it but my friend said it was AMAZING!!
2 Trigun472
February 1st, 2009 at 2:24 am
It’s now my goal to complete all of these \ o /
3 Writergal
February 1st, 2009 at 2:36 am
I have three things on my “Bucket List”.
1. To fly in a helicopter (have done the vintage plane thing, the hot air balloon thing, and the jet plane thing – now its time for the whirlybird)
2. Visit Tuscany and Provence
3. Learn to play the piano really really well
Sure, there’s more I want to do, but for now, these are top of my list!
4 CowzRppl2
February 1st, 2009 at 2:39 am
Thine will be done.
5 bec
February 1st, 2009 at 2:44 am
Seeing your favourite band live is great like nothing else.
6 schiesl
February 1st, 2009 at 2:45 am
sleep with as many different races of people as possible.
7 KK
February 1st, 2009 at 2:45 am
I would love to do all of these XD especially number 2, that would be so much fun
8 Xavier
February 1st, 2009 at 2:47 am
I’ve only done one of these (#7), but that was back in my juvenile delinquent days. Now I’m an adult delinquent. And I think “Dine and Dash” is a more popular term for #6 (for a moment, I thought you were talking about the thrill of having relations with an actual runner).
9 Xavier
February 1st, 2009 at 2:48 am
Oh, and “Writing a list for List Universe” should be an honorable mention
10 archangel
February 1st, 2009 at 2:49 am
Great list! I especially like no. 6. But seeing as it is me, alas, I would probably get a random to return with some cash to pay for the dinner at the restaurant. (=_=)
Oh and in addition to that… travel the entire world and nearby space.
11 Jono
February 1st, 2009 at 2:55 am
Sort of did #10, I’ve written it wet concrete before and similar things for #7, Stole some Pokemon toys as a kid for #6, I have conceived numerous ideas for #1.
By that approximation I’m about 30-35% way done with my life.
12 Redcaboose
February 1st, 2009 at 2:58 am
Instead of doing something destructive, like graffiti, I would like to offer a couple of fun ideas, that will make you feel great: serve a meal or two at a kitchen for the homeless, walk dogs at the local animal shelter (or adopt one), take some underprivileged kids to the zoo, read for a while to an older person. It was a good list, and I will be thinking of things I want to do.
13 Writergal
February 1st, 2009 at 3:05 am
Redcaboose: Firstly, I’d like to shake your hand. Secondly, you make me feel SO ashamed for instantly thinking of what I’D like to do, instead of thinking about how to make this world a kinder place! Your post gave me a much-needed reminder of what I SHOULD be doing – thank you!
14 Jaz
February 1st, 2009 at 3:26 am
I love doing number 3 i always save up enough to have one weekend out on the town and stay in the best suite i can afford i try to do this monthly its good because i can catch a hockey game get really smashed go out to a club and pass out at the suite and wake up for complimentary breakfast
15 teapixie
February 1st, 2009 at 4:00 am
Just think. You could save time and combine #6 and #2. But only is you can’t run very fast.
16 cookie
February 1st, 2009 at 4:06 am
my partner and i did a runner once at a very fancy restaurant in napoli with an 180euro bill..we didn’t get caught and it was absolutely exhilirating!!! although in hindsight not the best city to ber doing it in!! never tempted again though
17 Richard Smith
February 1st, 2009 at 4:19 am
*puts pedantic hat on*
I think you’ll find that’s not the London Underground but London Liverpool Street mainline station, which is oddly popular for flash mobs like that. Probably because it’s got nice balconies running around the second floor letting people look down on the large scale and open floor below.
The Underground station entrance can be seen in the video, the one with the white words on the dark blue sign. =)
18 astraya
February 1st, 2009 at 4:25 am
Xavier comment number 9 – “Writing a list for List Universe” should be an honorable mention.
Thank goodness you said that, otherwise my score would be a rather miserable “sort of a half out of ten”. The “sort of a half” is for various childhood games I invented, none of which will make me rich.
So now I score “sort of a half out of ten and an honorable mention”, which makes my day just a little bit brighter.
19 Redcaboose
February 1st, 2009 at 4:46 am
Writergal: Thanks for the very kind note. I just retired 6 months ago, and now have the time to do some of these things. I think it is nice to put a little “spin” on your part of the planet.
20 lindawn
February 1st, 2009 at 5:22 am
i’m gonna do all of these things!!!!!!!!!!!! apart from 6 & 7 which i’ve done already. brilliant.
21 zulham15
February 1st, 2009 at 5:29 am
yeah me too had a runner once after eating at one f those McDonald’s, it’s by accident tough ,and umm, by shaving off any facial hair at list #5, it means arabians right? good one
22 xoHollyHomicidexo
February 1st, 2009 at 5:38 am
I’m incredibly disappointed an unimpressed that you are encouraging people to commit petty crime.
I work in law enforcement, and that stuff isn’t funny.
23 carpe_noctem
February 1st, 2009 at 5:56 am
You know what else isn’t funny Holly Homicide? Your face. That will be all, prepare to hear from Carpe in another few months or so…
24 nipper
February 1st, 2009 at 5:59 am
fabulous things? the word fabulous makes me think this list is targeted to those with homosexual tendancies- cool list though.
i dont think these petty crimes wont hurt anyone directly if you do them right^^
25 Shadow
February 1st, 2009 at 6:03 am
I have to agree with Holly, J. Committing a crime isn’t funny, and depending on where the person is, and where they decide to put their ‘urban art’, they could run afoul of local gangs.
26 The Dread Pirate Bob
February 1st, 2009 at 6:17 am
Just remember if you decide to do #6 that not only are you breaking the law but you have not stuck the restaurant with the check but you have stuck the waiter or waitress. If the server accepts the payments themselves they are responsible for all the money due whether they’ve received it or not.
27 Nicosia
February 1st, 2009 at 6:25 am
#10-This was a requirement for the first bar I ever worked at. You had to invent a drink with your name in it. Here is how you make a “Nasty Nicki”:
Fill your shaker with ice, pour one shot banana schnapps and one shot Kahlua, and a splash of milk. Shake it and strain. It tastes like a chocolate covered banana!
When I first saw #6 I thought “Hell yeah, runners have nice legs…”
#5 is easy when your Daddy is a flight instructor! I highly recommend flying (no pun intended). There is no other feeling in the world like that moment when the wheels lose contact with the ground.
#4 My art is hanging in a gallery right now! I didn’t tape it up there, though
28 Nameless
February 1st, 2009 at 6:40 am
Bec up there at No.5 was spot on with the “favourite band live” idea. I saw mine 3 years ago and I still feel elated when I remember that night. It was the best in my whole life. On the other hand I gotta say I invented a couple cocktails already but that wasn’t even near as fun; I don’t know about graffiti or art galleries, but once I participated in an online narrative contest and did better than expected. It might be a rewarding alternative for those who want to be creative but can’t draw a stick figure to save their lives.
29 Kreachure
February 1st, 2009 at 6:46 am
If you’re an alcoholic with tendencies to vandalism, kleptomania, and an all-around crime fetish, who loves meaningless debauchery and following a herd mentality like a brainless sheep, then yes, this list is for you!
And before anyone says “don’t like it, then write your own”, then I just might, and it would be without a doubt called “Top 10 ACTUALLY MEANINGFUL things to do before you die”.
I do apologize for the aggressiveness, but this is my honest opinion on this list.
30 ringtailroxy
February 1st, 2009 at 7:27 am
kreachure~
i agree! this list us full of… dare i say-juvenile behaviors & misdemeanors? frankly, at the age of 30+, these are sooo… beneath me…
my top ten fabulous things to do before i die
1.) paraglide
2.) ride a camel caravan thru Australian outback
3.) go snorkeling in Indonesia
4.) go to Crufts dog show (been to Westminster in 2008)
5.) finish college (which will never happen, i plan to stay in school until i die)
6.) find true love (already have it!)
7.) have my art in a gallery…legally
8.) compete in an AKC televised dog sport (obedience? agility? doesn’t matter-i want me & my wonder dog on t.v.!)
9.) submit 100 lists to Listverse that don’t suck
10.) Meet Bucslim, Randall, Kreachure, and Rushfan in reality-land! all for drinks! (except Rushafan’s baby…tooo young still…)
ringtailroxy
31 ringtailroxy
February 1st, 2009 at 7:28 am
sorry jay… never saw a list i completely went ‘meh’ over until now… do you have a cold? must be some mucus plugging up the good lists for now…
rtr
32 Nicosia
February 1st, 2009 at 7:52 am
Sheesh! Who pissed in everybody’s Cheerios this morning? Y’all are taking this WAY too seriously
33 graposlesh
February 1st, 2009 at 7:55 am
Dumb list.
You can’t Do a Runner today because every place is filled with cameras duh.
34 Carrie lynn
February 1st, 2009 at 8:00 am
Switch do a runner to a restaurant to do an actual runner. They have great endurance lol.
35 Nicosia
February 1st, 2009 at 8:01 am
Writergal- Are you a pilot, too?
36 jake ryder
February 1st, 2009 at 8:04 am
I agree with those who are disappointed in this list. I suppose I have just come to expect higher things from this site.
37 DaniBee
February 1st, 2009 at 8:10 am
You guys are all taking things so seriously… I mean, graffitti? How *terrible*! I mean, I personally don’t think I would find skipping a bill to be enthralling, but chill out. He’s not asking you to kill someone.
About that graffitti again, what’s the worst that could happen? You write some lovely letters on the side of a freight train, or the inside of some random industrial bridge… so, what, people will see it? Is that bad? Nobody cares if you spray a train.
But for all you pansies, try THIS: If you HAVE some graffitti skills (Which are not hard to aqquire if you practice) show a small buisness owner your work, and they could PAY YOU to do a tasteful, advertising-type graffitti for them. (ie I sprayed a roller derby)
Better?
38 Writergal
February 1st, 2009 at 8:11 am
Nicosia: No, I’m not a pilot. I prefer to leave that kinda stuff to those in the know!
C’mon people! Whilst I agree that crime is not cool, it’s still weekend, and this list is very obviously tongue-in-cheek! Smile a little!
39 Bigwig Rabbit
February 1st, 2009 at 8:11 am
Oh, those were gooood ideas! Let’s try to be as narcissistic as possible. Then when we die, and we find out God really does exist, we’ll end up right where we belong.
Perhaps one more item should be added to this despicable list:
#11. Read The Divine Comedy, especially the Inferno part.
40 Skydiver
February 1st, 2009 at 8:17 am
I’m rather disappointed that you labeled skydiving as insane, but think of theft as something you should do before you die. Statistically, you’re more likely to die in a car accident than skydiving. It’s heavily regulated and very safe compared to standards years ago. Flying a plane is one thing, jumping out of one is quite another.
I’m unofficially making it #1a.
Tandem or solo, give it a shot!
41 Nicosia
February 1st, 2009 at 8:20 am
Skydiver- I’ve always wanted to try it! That and hang-gliding
42 AnnabelleRoxayne
February 1st, 2009 at 8:21 am
Jesus, you guys are acting as if he suggested to kill someone. Most of these, while illegal, are not really crimes. Graffiti is often beautiful, and though it pisses some people off it doesn’t honestly hurt anyone. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t mean the “F**k You, Jenny” “Mike was here” kind of graffiti.
The same really goes for the few other illegal things (Honestly, only maybe three of these are illegal) on this list. I actually really like this list, nice one J.
43 Bigwig Rabbit
February 1st, 2009 at 8:21 am
DaniBee, you said, “nobody cares if you spray a train.” I care. It’s ugly. No matter how good you think you are, graffiti is ugly to those of us that have to drive by it every day. How ’bout we go spray paint the inside of your dingy little apartment with whatever slogans we choose? You wouldn’t care. Maybe we should spray paint your car. You wouldn’t care.
44 Skydiver
February 1st, 2009 at 8:30 am
40. Nicosia
A tandem jump is the best way to get the full effect of freefall and canopy flight. It’s simply the most exhilarating experience you will ever have. Be warned however that it is very addictive and it’s possible you’ll end up like me, spending every weekend of the summer hanging out at the drop zone, waiting for the next slot. It becomes a lifestyle!
45 Darren
February 1st, 2009 at 8:34 am
now that would be so cool to be in a police line up….unless , of course, youre the one being fingered……
46 Eleutheria
February 1st, 2009 at 8:34 am
Actually, everything illegal that brings with it a jail sentence (or is defined in the law as committing an offense) is a crime.
That said, there are some interesting suggestions on the list. Always wondered about how one would participate in an identity parade.
Also, living in the best suite is a nice suggestion, but it will be hard to find a “best suite” that is actually tasteful – most photos I’ve seen are crassly opulent.
47 tfisch73
February 1st, 2009 at 8:35 am
Sell a Senate seat in the state of Illinois.
48 Culturedropout
February 1st, 2009 at 8:35 am
Having been part of a “community cleanup” and having pressure-washed graffiti off of numerous buildings, most of which belonged to elderly people who were really annoyed/frightened by the graffiti, I’d have to vote against that one. An alternative would be to get together some artistic folks, find a commercial building in need of some color, and approach the owners about doing a mural on it. That’s been done here several times, and interestingly, I haven’t seen anyone graffiti over it. Must be some kind of mutual respect thing.
Also, the idea of ditching the bill at a restaurant bothers me. Even if it’s a big chain of some kind, someone is still going to get in trouble over it, whether it’s the server, the host, or the manager. Why go out of your way to do something that might a) get you arrested, and b) cost someone their job? Equally exhilarating might be to anonymously buy a round of drinks for another (random) table, or maybe invite a person who comes in alone to join your table. Sucky things happen to people enough by themselves; why not try removing a little “suck” from the world instead?
49 Nicosia
February 1st, 2009 at 8:41 am
“Equally exhilarating might be to anonymously buy a round of drinks for another (random) table”
What a great idea!
50 CJ
February 1st, 2009 at 8:58 am
Some of those are great, but I will have to agree with that the idea of “doing a runner” isn’t a great one – when I was waiting tables I got stuck with more than one dinner check that way.
If you want to go do graffiti in a major urban city please leave instructions for the disposal of your mortal remains.
BTW – I hate cocktails. When I was drinking I was a straight up drinker. Why ruin perfectly good booze with crap like liqueurs and juice?
I have a selfish bucket list, but I agree that it wouldn’t hurt to have a goal to do things that would benefit the world rather than cause problems for others.
Sounds like a good subject for a list.
51 Wally
February 1st, 2009 at 8:59 am
I support the death penalty and I hate microwaves… but skipping on a bill or doing graffiti is OK. Ugghhh…
I dont know what to think sometimes. By the way, tipping is a bad idea at anytime and should be abandoned.
Flash Mobs are already dead. Generation X was a bit too old and slow to make it on time. Too busy putting on their embarrassing Obama t-shirts.That trend is over over.
Stay in the best suite IS a nice idea though. I recommend The Peninsula Hotel in Hong Kong or The Imperial in Tokyo.
ringtailroxy (30) as for Number 10, you would be terribly disappointed. Save your time and drop some E at an amusement park. Now thats fun…
52 ponyboy
February 1st, 2009 at 9:03 am
pretty good list. I recently crossed off from my bucket list climbing a crane and taking a crap from the top. It was unforgetable
53 gabi319
February 1st, 2009 at 9:08 am
#4 “First off you need to paint yourself a piece of art; it doesn’t matter whether you can draw or not – most modern art is unrecognizable anyway….” That one made me laugh! I’ve worked as an artist assistant for a couple different artists and often I’ve wondered what my boss was smoking right before I got to work that day…
I’m surprised by how many angry comments are on here! This list isn’t a mandatory, ‘must do or trade your soul to the devil’ kind of obligation. It’s just a list. Take the stick out and loosen up. That also doesn’t mean I’m demanding you to perform depraved acts. It means just what it says: CHILL.
Oftentimes I find graffiti to be far better to look at than the industrial appearance of its original form. I agree that tagging by a middle schooler is quite ugly (especially those that spell stuff wrong. That’s just a reflection of bad education and of being surrounded by a negative influence that probably can’t spell either) but there are some great graffiti artists. Banksy, Basquiat… I believe A1one was the one who spray painted images of children at play in various post-battle areas of Iraq. Imagine an image of a little girl holding a red balloon spray painted on the remnants of a wall from a blasted building. Haunting, no? Sometimes, I find graffiti artists have smarter things to express than those with “legit work” hanging in a gallery.
And instead of cleaning up graffiti, it’s easier to simply prime it and cover up with something far more beautiful. CityArts in DC puts out some wonderful murals as a city beautification project. There is still tagging but I haven’t seen anyone attacking these murals. They’re just too good to deform.
54 Nicosia
February 1st, 2009 at 9:29 am
OH MY GOD, Ponyboy! I laughed out loud at that. Did you really? That’s pretty creative….
55 Chris
February 1st, 2009 at 9:47 am
Paint graffiti on a nice and clean wall-that’s a terrible idea. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to take something clean and cover it with some spray painted picture or words that only you know what it is. “All you are going to cost someone is the time cleaning up after you.”-That’s the kind of attitude that causes problems in this world. And suggesting that people steal from restaurants-I don’t know what to say, just another awful idea.
I have always wanted to learn how to fly a plane, though.
56 HellcatHoney
February 1st, 2009 at 9:59 am
I can say that Im actually incredibly pissed that you put “do a runner” on this list… #6
I’ve previously held lots of waitressing/bartending jobs in the past and I can tell you first hand that, especially in large corporations,
THEY MAKE THE SERVER PAY THE BILL IF THEIR CUSTOMER WALKS OUT. I’m not joking. I had to pay an $85 tab because some fat hoes ate and ran, and that was at APPLEBEE’S, not some “little ma & pa store that cant front the bill,” cause I’m a poor college student that cant f*ing afford to front your damn bill for pathetic little kicks, So suck it.
57 chershey
February 1st, 2009 at 10:11 am
I would highly recommend not doing the runner idea. I’ve learned that some restaurants (even big corporate franchises *cough* Applebee’s *cough*) make the server foot the bill. The restaurant may be able to pay for your meal, but I could almost guarantee that the server’s budget would get a lot tighter that month.
LOL, the person just above me said the same thing…and it was Applebees…weird.
58 segue
February 1st, 2009 at 10:20 am
Really interesting list, really interesting responses.
My own “bucket list” has some overlap with this one, and I’ve accomplished parts of it.
I have been to a film premier; James Bond ‘Tomorrow Never Dies’
I have stayed in the best suite in the hotel; The Princeville in Kauai’i, Hawaii.
When I was very much younger, I left some graffiti in the bathroom of my school’s church; Tyrannosaurus rex died for our sins.
I once snuck into Chitzen-Itza, in the pure blackness before dawn, and climbed El Castille, to watch the sunrise.
I am, right now, getting my photography portfolio together, to submit it to galleries. I am also submitting my short stories (finally!), to magazines.
I want to learn to scuba, but my complex central apnea is a problem there. Still, it maybe overcome.
I got arrested once. It’s amusement value is highly overrated.
I still have items left on my list. So I can’t die yet.
59 Bill
February 1st, 2009 at 10:22 am
I did #10, I think. I asked the bartender at the pub across town for a root beer with dark rum and a splash of grenadine mixed in. I thought it sounded good at the time. It tasted awesome, and the bartender agreed. When I went back the next week, he had my drink up on the chalkboard menu, and even named it after me–the Billy White. Although humbled, I’m sure my boatdrink probably already exists…but it’s nice to believe I ‘invented it’.
60 RandomPrecision
February 1st, 2009 at 10:23 am
ponyboy, me and my friends did that once, buying drinks for another table. then we told the waitress that it was one guy at the table’s birthday. they were so confused. well worth the money for that laugh.
61 asdf
February 1st, 2009 at 10:27 am
About number 6, if you walk out of a restaurant without paying, your waiter or waitress has to pay for you because they were supposed to be responsible for you.
62 mattayeaux
February 1st, 2009 at 10:28 am
One day I was in a really bad mood and I was hungry and didn’t have much time to eat. I went through the Burger King drive-thru and when I got to the window the employee handed me my food and told me the car in front of me had paid for it. It made my day, my mood changed and I felt really good. But, not as good as the many times I have done it for the car behind me since then. For $4 to $7 you can really make someone elses day and spread a little humanity. Try it sometime!
63 lifeschool
February 1st, 2009 at 10:34 am
Wow, things to do before you die. It’s a bit like a DARE list; and I suppose everyone has their own. The usual is Swimming With Dolphins, Seeing the Great Wall of China etc. What would be mine? Well, snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef is a good one. Seeing bands live is a great one – seen the Red Hot Chili Peppers a few times now. I have done a runner in your youth – been caught too. I also love to invent things – ort just make something from scratch. I built myself a shower the other day, and I’m no plumber; it does give a great sense of satisfaction to make something extrordinary. Back in the 80′s, I created the first ‘Video Phone’ – but not how you think!. I put a phone inside a video cassette case. The gimmick was that you could put the cover of your favourite movie inside the case sleeve to personalise your phone – I think I put Batman in mine i.e the Batphone
Silly, Silly me. I was just a kid then.
64 Suskis
February 1st, 2009 at 10:41 am
Fly an hot air baloon. I did it and it’s amazing because it’s silent! elicopters, airplanes.. are all so noisy. but an hot air baloon is wonderfully silent (and hot!)
65 Mom424
February 1st, 2009 at 11:00 am
Entertaining list, although I agree that dine and dash is a bad idea; of course the one least able to afford it ends up paying your tab. I too have had an anonymous person pay for my bill at our local Tim Horton’s. I was in the drive through line with a pile of kids in the car on our way to one sporting event or another. Super stressed I was; that 6 bucks someone spent on my behalf put me in a good mood for a week. I was all full up with the milk of human kindness. A much better idea.
66 Tereso
February 1st, 2009 at 11:05 am
I did nº 2 on december ’08!!!!!!!!
Now I have to do the other 9….
67 TMX
February 1st, 2009 at 11:19 am
In a way I’m a little surprised by the number of “Why I’d NEVER…” comments, but then the more I think about it I realize conformity is conformity for a reason. If you spend too much time on the straight and narrow you are probably overstressed and need to learn how to relax. I’m a pretty responsible person, but even I realize that occassionally you need to just do things to break the routine. Every action has its consequences, but I found that taking some time to live in the moment is worth the risk.
But you know, live your life how you want. Do everything you are told to do if that really sounds like the best option. Let me know how that all works out for you – in fact, why don’t you write a book about your stiff, unwavering lifestyle? Surely lots of people will be intrigued by that time you were feeling naughty and put TWO cherries on top of your sundae.
Oh, and just so you know, there is a spot on my list where I make it a point to piss you off. I really can’t think of anything that is much more fun than that.
68 infallibleangel
February 1st, 2009 at 11:32 am
Skip out on a bill…. probably not. I think it would be more fun to start a flash mob than just join one. I wonder how one goes about doing that…
A few friends and I once started a singalong on the El Train here in Chicago. That was fun. I recommend trying that. Late evening is your best bet for getting people to actually sing with you.
69 sdavis
February 1st, 2009 at 11:42 am
Hey kids! Let’s commit acts of thievery and vandalism! It’s fun! NOT.
Jfrater – you are sinking to new lows here. What the hell’s your problem?
70 bigski
February 1st, 2009 at 11:47 am
Why would someone jump out of a perfectly good airplane ?
71 littleboots
February 1st, 2009 at 11:49 am
I read this list in the spirit in which it was intended…a little comedy relief in an otherwise hectic world…I laughed at the list, and I laughed at some of the comments so thanks jfrater! The rest of you should all chillax!
72 Cyn
February 1st, 2009 at 12:19 pm
71. littleboots -
really good to know at least some folks are intelligent enough to figure out this is not to be taken seriously.
and yeah, its the weekend people. chill out. relax. enjoy a tongue-in-cheek list. geesh..it ain’t all serious stuff ’round ya know.
73 Skydiver
February 1st, 2009 at 12:23 pm
“70. bigski
Why would someone jump out of a perfectly good airplane ?”
There’s two common answers to that question given by us skydivers:
1. There are no perfectly good airplanes.
and
2. Why not? The door was open.
74 sdggrant
February 1st, 2009 at 12:47 pm
You recommend theft and destruction of property, but not sky diving? Probably my least favorite list EVER by you Jfrater.
75 jfrater
February 1st, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Writergal (38): thank you for being the first to notice (and point out) that this list was tongue in cheek! Maybe I should have marked it for the humor category.
76 YogiBarrister
February 1st, 2009 at 12:50 pm
#1 on my list- a preventative measure for anything that could possibly cause my death.
A few others: A cocktail party with Rachel Maddow at a posh NYC hotel bar. The premier of my my movie, Copperhead Road, based on the song by Steve Earle. Put every single nuclear weapon into space where they can be used to protect the planet from asteroids. Invent a clean and energy efficient way to produce electricity and to desalinize seawater. Make a piece of artwork out of a billion dollars worth of jewels and precious metals.
77 anthony p
February 1st, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Dont think i have the balls to do a runner and i hate Graffiti (well the ugly stuff anyway) so moraly i wouldnt do it but the rest is good.
78 The Man
February 1st, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Looks like another lazy, last-minute, not well thought out, thrown together list.
“All you are going to cost someone is the time cleaning up after you.”
Why should anyone have to pay the cost and effort to clean up after you??? How happy would you be if someone did graffiti on your house or business?
Another lame juvenile list. (((sigh)))
79 Carrie lynn
February 1st, 2009 at 1:06 pm
My 7 year old wishes to add: writing on walls is fun but having to wash it off is not very much fun.
80 Cyn
February 1st, 2009 at 1:13 pm
78. The Man -
oh yeah, another lazy ‘lame’ commentor. doesn’t bother to read preceding comments about this being ‘tongue in cheek’. funny…this sorta ‘lame’ comment doesn’t make me very happy about how much effort goes into this site including lists like this posted for comic effect being trashed.
*heavy sigh*
*insert rollz eyez smilie here*
/sarcasm
and since ‘The Man’ did not make any indication about his comment…this sarcastic response posted given its apparent serious tone.
81 Nicosia
February 1st, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Maybe everyone who has flipped out over this list needs to go experiment with #10.
82 sdggrant
February 1st, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Cyn, most people do not read every comment before they post one. I certainly don’t read every comment unless its an engaging and thought provoking list. Perhaps it should be mentioned BEFORE the list starts that it is a joke list, not somewhere in the 80 comments that follow it.
83 sdggrant
February 1st, 2009 at 1:21 pm
@81 Nicosia
No thanks, I’m already hideously hung over from last night. Just looking at that picture made my stomach do jumping jacks.
84 Cyn
February 1st, 2009 at 1:30 pm
75. jfrater -
Writergal (38): thank you for being the first to notice (and point out) that this list was tongue in cheek! Maybe I should have marked it for the humor category.
78. The Man -
Looks like another lazy, last-minute, not well thought out, thrown together list.
“All you are going to cost someone is the time cleaning up after you.”
Why should anyone have to pay the cost and effort to clean up after you??? How happy would you be if someone did graffiti on your house or business?
Another lame juvenile list. (((sigh)))
82. sdggrant -
Cyn, most people do not read every comment before they post one. I certainly don’t read every comment unless its an engaging and thought provoking list. Perhaps it should be mentioned BEFORE the list starts that it is a joke list, not somewhere in the 80 comments that follow it.
yeah 3 comments prior and the rest of J’s comment speaks for itself.
and yes, this is a very personal pet peeve of mine. something i harp on all the time. and will continue to do so. scroll up and scan ..takes just a minute or so. spares you some embarrassement. or post at will and leave yourself open to having your ass handed to ya.
she sez w/ lurv.
85 p
February 1st, 2009 at 1:31 pm
two types of people in the world- those that like to see clean, sterile concrete, and those that like to see interesting colors and pictures splashed on concrete. maybe it makes us feel like we’re still humans in a thinking and breathing community with a heart and a soul…?
86 Nicosia
February 1st, 2009 at 1:38 pm
p- and not a corporate wasteland? lol
87 Katiebug
February 1st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
As a waiter, the dine and dash isnt very cool.
all we get for pay is tips, and taking the time to take your order and serve you is just us working for free if you don’t pay
88 sdggrant
February 1st, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Oh Cyn, you are SO right. How wrong of me to not take the opinion of some random poster above me, who I haven’t seen before even though I’ve been on this site every day since it was brought up, on this list as the actual intention of Jfrater. Right? Maybe If I had posted 3 minutes later I would of seen Jfrater stating it was a joke, but I didn’t, instead all I saw was a list with Jamie telling people they should run out on their bill and illegally tag on others property.
On a side note, if the humor was oh-so-obvious then why did so many others think along the same lines? And having my ass handed to me? What, are these lists moderated by 5th graders now?
89 jfrater
February 1st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
No fighting guys – it doesn’t improve anyone’s enjoyment of the site. Just know the list was meant as humor and don’t stress about it
90 Cyn
February 1st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
88. sdggrant -
LOL
i’m gonna keep this is light and slightly sarcastic tone cuz not sure i appreciated yours but.. yes, several people missed the intent of this list. but that particular comment was kinda the last straw.
this is just another list on an entertainment site… so its not that bigga deal.
as i stated before people commenting just to be commenting even when it’d be obvious their comment was either a repeat of what had been said before numerous times or was simply not relevant in context…to make that far more wordy than it should be to make the point…know what? forget it.
you’re not paying attention anyway.
as for 5th graders…LOL
jesus you are an idiot. so much for the light tone.
break time!
91 kofeelite
February 1st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
did a chew & screw at a steakhouse in my younger days-the bill was over $100, which was a lot at the time. that was before i had to waitress for a living….
92 MPW
February 1st, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Funny list.
A few more ideas would be to write a book, visit a city with ancient architecture, and locate One eyed Willy’s treasure.
93 joanne
February 1st, 2009 at 2:24 pm
i remember doing something back in high school where i throw rocks at and chase after our principal’s chickens and very soon afterwards have all the principal’s men throwing insults at and chasing after me around the campus in turn. it was really exciting for me – i discovered many interesting things like dozens of new hiding places and an alternate route to the rooftop of the main building – and since it happened the month before graduation it came with the threat of me being kicked out right before graduating which significantly added to the thrill
94 oouchan
February 1st, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Love this list. Cracked me up! Also for those taking this list seriously, you need a better hobby!
I have done some of these (bad me) and found them fun! Want so bad to do the flash mob thing. Saw one where everyone rode the subway with no pants on! OMG did I almost wet myself over that! The other people on the subway had the most hilarious looks on their faces! Just want to know: Where do I sign up?
95 CurtShmurt
February 1st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Aren’t #’s one and ten the same? hahah Anyroad, I invented a drink; 5 alive and vodka(don’t use that Russian Prince stuff, bleah), kicks ass for getting inebriated and cures hangovers…true story.
96 CurtShmurt
February 1st, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Oh, also orange gatorade and vodka…got to keep those electrolytes hopping!
97 Tricia
February 1st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Hehe my husband’s a runner. Does that count?
98 pvGOOSE68
February 1st, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Police line ups are a thing of the past. Most of the time now in cities in America they use a “Picture lineup” which just has the photos of individuals, all of whom may be suspects. This way, it is more anonymous, and they do not need to actually find a suspect whereas they may may not find the right one. Sorry JFrater.
99 greengoopfromheaven
February 1st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
im so blown away at the fact that flash mobbing is a global thing. i had never heard of it before i left to Lebanon over the summer of 08′. the instructions were to dress in sleep attire and grab a sleeping bag accompanied by an alarm clock, then we were to sleep for 10 minutes on the street of downtown Beirut. After the alarms had all gone off in unison we all gathered or equipment for the mass slumber and waltzed away as if nothing had happened. the paradox created by random spontaneity was spelled all over the faces of people that were walking by. it was a nice representation of the unity humor can inspire.
this is an amazing site by the way, i stumbled across it accidentally in october and have been reading since. very inspiring. :]
100 Tricia
February 1st, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Some of these sound like fun! I wouldn’t break the law for a thrill, but the flash mob or learning to fly a plane is great.
101 Culturedropout
February 1st, 2009 at 3:14 pm
“two types of people in the world- those that like to see clean, sterile concrete, and those that like to see interesting colors and pictures splashed on concrete.”
Actually, at least three types. You forgot those of us who prefer to be where there _is_ no concrete, and the interesting colors and images come from nature.
102 Elrob
February 1st, 2009 at 3:22 pm
“75. jfrater – February 1st, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Writergal (38): thank you for being the first to notice (and point out) that this list was tongue in cheek! Maybe I should have marked it for the humor category.”
That would make sense if it was humorous.
NB: Why do you spell “humour” the American way? I thought you were from NZ.
103 max
February 1st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
All of these are worthy except for the runner. I think I have a direct moral conflict against stealing. I know the big chains can get my bill but.
1) great consequences if caught, goes on your record
2) you are forgetting the waitor who will not get tips, and is counting on them to live. I wouldnt do this to a waitor since I know many people in the food service industry.
I have done 3/10 things here. Ive made a cocktail (which everyone loves), I went to the premire of SW episode 2 attack of the clones, and to the after event. and I invented a few things, but nothing big.
104 littleboots
February 1st, 2009 at 3:28 pm
88. sdggrant
“How wrong of me to not take the opinion of some random poster above me, who I haven’t seen before even though I’ve been on this site every day since it was brought up,”
Well if that was for me, I’ll have you know I have been reading these lists since about 2 months after listverses’ conception as this site was highly recommended to me by a good friend. I know that you are not “some random poster” because I read all the comments before posting, therefore I am pretty well versed on who is who around here…lol
And if that comment wasn’t for me, well, forget I said anything.
105 Fury2.0
February 1st, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Great list! But not a big fan on the whole running out on the bill thing. However, the flash mob is pretty cool.
106 timmy the dying boy
February 1st, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I’ve done a few of these, but the best suite at the Super 8 didn’t look any nicer that the regular ones. It must have been the best, though, because it cost twice as much.
I’ve invented a drink, too. I call it the “Flaming Timmy.”
107 neilos
February 1st, 2009 at 4:15 pm
#12. Do you want a pat on the back for doing all those nice things?
108 Kreachure
February 1st, 2009 at 4:33 pm
The problem with getting this list as tongue-in-cheek is that some of the items aren’t wacky enough to be considered ridiculous or a joke (you have some jokes there, yes, but the ideas don’t seem to be sarcastic)! In other words, many people could consider some of these “things to do before you die” as actually good ideas, if they’re of the thrill-seeking type for example.
So no, I didn’t find the list as a whole funny or “a big joke” or tongue-in-cheek; and if you need to point out that it’s actually tongue-in-cheek, then you’re not being subtle at all, which means you’re not being tongue-in-cheek at all.
109 jim
February 1st, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Best list ive read in a very, very long time. Awesome job.
110 jim
February 1st, 2009 at 4:47 pm
or most enjoyable, rather. Same thing.
111 MonsterTwin
February 1st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Number 3… We only have one hotel in town and none of the rooms are all too great. The poshest place in town is actually somebody’s house in the country, probably. XD
112 gabi319
February 1st, 2009 at 5:11 pm
82. sdggrant – “mentioned BEFORE the list starts that it is a joke list”
sheesh…now everything has to have a surgeon general’s warning? If so, I propose every stairstep be labelled: “Potential to trip, causing you to fall up the stairs, causing people to laugh at you.” because that has happened more times than clumsy me can count. Think calm thoughts, sdg, calm thoughts. For funsies, I occasionally read different comments with different accents and tones in my inner monologue. Right now you sound like an 85 year old cantakerous hermit trapped in the body of a 12 year old valley girl…not cool. Think calm thoughts…
Personally, I found this list to be full of dry wit, therefore just as humorous as slapstick. It’s an example that doesn’t relate to this list but sometimes the best insults are those so subtle that the other party doesn’t realize they’ve been insulted.
96: Gatorade and Vodka?!?!?! That sounds ingenious! I’ve never been a fan of the red bull and vodka movement but did manage to try it once. I shall have to experiment with this fruity sport cocktail of yours to see if it is ultimate
thirst quencher…
113 ericdraven26
February 1st, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I laughed at all the people saying “wow, you shouldn’t promote grafitti”, people need to realize this is the list writer’s suggestions, not by any means a command.
Also, I have done this once, and because the woman taking my order was an idiot with a bad attitude, take your drink and chuck it at her and drive, pretty damn fun
the other one on my list not mentioned, is one i have yet to do, help at least room full of peoplee’s lives for the better all at onces
114 jake ryder
February 1st, 2009 at 5:35 pm
The problem with accepting this list as “Tongue in cheek” is it’s not funny.
115 barkman
February 1st, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I’m a pretty fun person, but suggesting that people steal from waiters, or write graffiti are pretty stupid suggestions.
I read once where a waiter was killed after being hit by a car while chasing “runners”. Good Times!!!
I realize that this is a “fun” site and it’s just tongue in cheek or just for kicks or whatever, but this really is a stupid list.
/created an account just to say this.
116 MadMonkey
February 1st, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Seriously? You’ll recommend graffiti and stealing from a restaurant, but not bungee jumping or skydiving?
117 Brian
February 1st, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Jfrater, I have an idea. Start a list – The most fabulous thing you have ever done. Let the comments come in. I have done most of these things. (Funny, “do a runner” I thought was to have sex with a runner) Never have I ran out of a restaurant! Still trying to invent something …
118 segue
February 1st, 2009 at 6:00 pm
82. sdggrant: Cyn, most people do not read every comment before they post one…
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This is a *MAJOR* peeve of mine. I read every single post before I post one of mine own. It’s only fair, for one thing, and for another, whatever I had to say may have been said before, sometimes over and over and over. Also, if I want others to take my comment seriously, then I damn well better take theirs seriously.
There are a lot of other reasons, but those will do.
119 Cyn
February 1st, 2009 at 6:17 pm
segue -
)
i do understand that having admin access i can go to a page w/ all the comments posted in sequence w/out list hopping or getting the feed to follow a ‘conversation’. also i see them in ‘real time’ too. so its much easier for me to scan comments. to see who is posting what where. i see posters names, emails and just basic writing style over and over so ofc i see patterns and understand the flow of ‘conversation’. still..that being said, i still think w/in the context of a particular list’s flow of comments..scrolling thru and at least scanning to get an idea of what the ‘conversation’ is about..is not too much to ask.
and it annoys me too that people still do not understand how the comments are monitered or moderated or just how much more is allowed here than most other sites.
and apparently very few if any get that there is JFrater who is the site owner, Mom424 and myself who moniter the site and admin the comments.
we are not 5 yr olds but grown ups w/ whole lives offline. real people. who in my case, does this on my own time voluntarily. and yeah, i am working on not taking any of this too seriously. it is just cyberspace.
but sometimes i have my moments like anyone else. and too…i’ve been online a long time now. lotta different places. there may be other list sites. other communities. but there is no place like this. and so i get over protective and yes, defensive. (even offensive
i think what J’s set up here, what he allows me to participate in and what he’s put forth for the public’s enjoyment is something really special.
120 littleboots
February 1st, 2009 at 6:27 pm
112. gabi319
“96: Gatorade and Vodka?!?!?! That sounds ingenious!”
CurtShmurt will never steer you wrong…lol case in point: He is my aforementioned good friend!
121 Moose
February 1st, 2009 at 6:57 pm
The problem with labeling this list as “tongue in cheek” is that some of the suggestions could be taken seriously. Mixing new drinks is fantastic! And treating yourself to a luxery suite is something I agree everyone should indulge in at least once.
When you combine that with dine and dashing and graffiti? Not so much.
Next time, keep the theme consistent, not some humorous and some serious. Otherwise, this exact response will happen.
122 Egg
February 1st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I got some!
Create a cult in which you are the glorious leader!
Bring back Communism in three States!
Shoot a small child in the arm and run away giggling (I won’t be resonsible if you do this, even though I’m suggesting it)
Invent a worldwide fasion trend!
Yay! You can either break the law or try for something virtually impossible without financial backing!
123 Addie
February 1st, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Some of these would be interesting to do, especially 8 and 3, though I do wonder at bungee jumping and the like being ‘insane’ to you and yet theft is a-okay.
124 gabriel
February 1st, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Great list! I’ve done 7, 3 and 1 already and would love to do the others.
To these I would also add a couple of my own suggestions.
1- Freight hop/hitchhike across a country with no money or credit card.
2- Join Volunteer Service Overseas (the Canadian equivalent to the Peace Corps)
3- Complete an Olympic triathlon (because it’s the ultimate way to test your fitness)
4- Build my own house
5- climb a mountain (already did it, I climbed a volcano in Mexico, the Nevado De Toluca)
6- Visit Antarctica (my ultimate dream is to cross-country from Hercules Inlet to the South Pole)
125 Blank
February 1st, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I did number 5!! (flying a plane) It was the best experience- do it!!
126 Kahvi
February 1st, 2009 at 7:51 pm
There are some good ones there, but the runner one is not cool at all. The waitstaff put in hard work to serve you and don’t deserve to be stiffed or worse yet, have your meal taken out of their paycheck, which I’m sure will happen at some establishments. I don’t care how exhilerating it is for the runner. If others are being negatively affected, then I think it’s assholery.
127 Nicosia
February 1st, 2009 at 8:37 pm
1- Freight hop/hitchhike across a country with no money or credit card.
That sounds like a blast, but I would be WAY too chicken.
128 jesse
February 1st, 2009 at 8:48 pm
you forgot go to a gwar show!!! seriously its unlike anything else!
129 buddha
February 1st, 2009 at 9:06 pm
#6
The restaurant, however small, or large and fancy, will not cover your unpaid bill. The minimum wage earning server will cover your bill. How lovely and fun, lets go to work tonight, earn $30 and owe the house $350 when you leave. No food for me this week I guess. But I really hope you found it thrilling to steal my money.
#7
My city has anti-graffiti laws that force the property owner to pay for the clean up or face hefty fines. Again, lets all have a big thrill causing a small business owner money to clean your paint off the wall.
Not impressed by your suggestions. Why not try some victimless thrills.
130 anadaji67
February 1st, 2009 at 9:20 pm
see Red Hot Chili Peppers and GWAR and Tool and Method Man + Redman and Blitzen Trapper = five dieselest concerts you will ever see
131 bigski
February 1st, 2009 at 9:48 pm
I think you folks who take some of these suggestion seriously need to get high or laid or remove stick from ass. Clearly the way list was structured you have some things that would be fun to do and some things that are absurd. Maybe that`s just JF`s humor im sure he don`t want people breaking the law (Judas Priest reference).
skydiver- an airplane that ain`t crashing is perfectly good and just because the doors open don`t mean you have to enter.Would you go into a restroom of the opposite sex cause the doors open ? Just kidding, im to old and chicken to skydive. Peace out.
132 Vera Lynn
February 1st, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Culturedropout (48)
One of my fave things to do is to give the bartender $100 and say give free drinks until it’s gone. I usually do this in my fave haunts or at my alma mater. Lasts about 10 minutes but worth it to see peoples reactions. I do this anonymously. I don’t want personal gain or thanks. Just giving back to the community.
133 jasontimmer
February 1st, 2009 at 9:56 pm
What a dumb list. Sorry. You think bungee jumping and skydiving are insane so you don’t mention them, but theft and vandalism are ok? WTF is wrong with you?
134 Vera Lynn
February 1st, 2009 at 10:08 pm
MPW (92) Love ya babe.
135 Rascalian
February 1st, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Wow, i’ve already done 3 on this list…7 more to go, i better slow down. I enjoyed this list (unlike some other people). It made me smile after a rough day. Thanks JFrater!
136 segue
February 1st, 2009 at 10:35 pm
119. Cyn: I like you best when you’re being “offensive”.
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132. Vera Lynn: That is a great idea! I never would have thought of that, though I have secretly paid for the order of the car behind me at a drive-thru when I lived in L.A.
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I’ve discovered why the past few weeks I have been out of sorts and not posting much.
I have shingles! They finally broke out in blisters on Thursday, and I saw my doctor on Friday. So I’m in a lousy mood, but now that I know why, I can work around it.
137 Cyn
February 1st, 2009 at 10:49 pm
136. segue -
well, i am quite good at it
and oh shit! the shingles totally suck. known some folks w/ that…ugh. yeah see the doc and get better.
138 Vera Lynn
February 1st, 2009 at 10:54 pm
segue!! I am so sorry. Your body fails you, yet your spirit is golden. I pray for you every night. You are not like any one I have known before. Personal strength aside, you give strength to others. That’s amazing. You are a wonder.
139 Tarheels
February 1st, 2009 at 11:54 pm
My number one thing to do in life before I die is to not waste any more time reading cyn comments. zz
140 Ella
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:03 am
I can’t believe you are actually TELLING people to vandalise other people’s property through graffiti. I have a lot of respect for you JFrater, but that point on this list is a disgrace.
141 sdggrant
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:04 am
Cyn, I agree with you. I love this site and how it is set up. I’ve sent every friend I know to this site (that regularly uses the internet) and they all love it too. My problem earlier today was that you were defensive way to quick and almost accusing. If you would of just politely pointed out that it was meant to be humorous then my response would of been 100% different. But you response was aggressive, so mine was. I apologize for acting butt hurt, but hey, it was a human reaction, being extremely hungover probably made me a little more snippy as well.
So ya, I’m sorry, but I still think that the humor in this list was a bit to subtle considering that all i have to judge it by is words, and not tone of voice. Judging some of the comments before and after our little tiff, I think people would agree.
Anyways, hopefully we’ll have friendlier words to exchange on future lists.
142 IndigoMoth
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:27 am
Great list! Actually I was pretty surprised when I read the comments and saw people getting all snarky.
I mean, seriously, do you think people who would never do graffiti will suddenly change their minds after reading this? So much for free will.
On the other hand, take it as a compliment JFrater… obviously your lists are so influential you might have to start watching what you write.
At any rate, if anyone is thinking about graffiti do me a favour and please write something interesting on a toilet wall? Quotes or random trivia… or maybe even a top 10 list. One of my favourite places to be is a well scrawled toilet.
143 gabi319
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:53 am
IndigoMoth:
http://listverse.com/humor/top-12-examples-of-graffiti-humor/
It’s a good image list of some funny grafitti.
144 Tarheels
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:06 am
sdggrant: i agree
145 IndigoMoth
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:23 am
gabi319:
Cheers! Thats a good list, that one. hehe… bacon.
146 crimson_05
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:24 am
Saying that graffiti is ok, and that “all you are going to cost someone is the time cleaning up after you” is incredibly naive and irresponsible. Shame on you JFrater. A black mark on an otherwise excellent website.
How would you feel if someone decided to take up your advice on your property? Or your mother’s? Or Anybody’s?
147 Milly
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:34 am
Well said, crimson_05.
My front fence was recently attacked with graffiti and I am ashamed to go in my front gate, it’s a disgusting mark on something I only recently paid a lot of money to be painted!
148 Pika
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:45 am
“Participate in a Police Lineup” – Now that sounds fun!
149 667TheNeighborofTheBeast
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:45 am
Participating in a lineup is no fun if you’re the guy!
Not that I’d know anything about that.
150 damien_karras
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 am
40: Skydiver: “Statistically, you’re more likely to die in a car accident than skydiving. ”
This statistic is hilarious. I’m agreeing with it though because I’m pretty sure people drive almost every day, but don’t go skydiving almost every day. Just a thought.
151 Cyn
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:22 am
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152 Cyn
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:25 am
139. Tarheels -
153 GTT
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 am
73. Skydiver – February 1st, 2009 at 12:23 pm
“70. bigski
Why would someone jump out of a perfectly good airplane ?”
There’s two common answers to that question given by us skydivers:
1. There are no perfectly good airplanes.
and
2. Why not? The door was open.
LOL… The door was open… Thank you for making me laugh. Still not going skydiving though… Too much of a chicken!
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143. gabi319 : Thanks for that link! The bacon one was hilarious!
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136. segue: Ouch! Hope you´re feeling better soon!
154 suavejave
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 am
jfrater – I don’t care what anyone says… I think it’s a great list!
155 Freshies
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Film premiers are as lame as it gets. I went to one in London for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because my sister wanted to see Johny Depp, I stood there for 4 hours while little tiny bopper girls where screaming and yelling….WHATEVER YOU DO AVOID FILM PREMIERS UP UNTIL YOU DIE. That is my imput.
156 jim
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
40: Skydiver: “Statistically, you’re more likely to die in a car accident than skydiving. ”
That’s the silliest and most misleading thing ive read on this list. That “statistic” illustrates nothing about the activities themsevles, just the frequency of how often people participate in them.
157 jim
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Not to mention, define “crash”. There are 100 ways that getting into a car accident can end, most of the time nonfatal. Yet the only way to crash from falling out of the sky is usually to your death or a wheelchair. Just a few details you left out.
158 Skydiver
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Relax jim, it’s called specious reasoning.
The inherent danger of skydiving is more than obvious to me. If it weren’t dangerous, it wouldn’t be nearly as exhilarating. I’ve had a couple of close calls but thankfully, no major injuries.
We like to use that ridiculous statistic because it’s true; if you ignore the variables
. You have a 1 in 6000 chance of dying in a car accident, and a 1 in 100,000 chance of dying from skydiving. Of course, those would probably be YOUR odds, mine are likely to be very different… haha.
We are a crazy bunch however, and use any logic we can to recruit.
Incidentally, 63.7% of all statistics are fabricated.
159 Mabel
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I would love to do #8 (film premiere), but only if I were invited to it or participated in it. I don’t want to be standing outside; I want to walk the red carpet!
Did #4, although it wasn’t a gallery per se, it was a public art show. I’m no artist, but I produced a fairly good portrait and put it in the show. It wasn’t for sale but people said they liked it.
Skydiver–my sister went skydiving (tandem). She loved it but there is no way I would do that! I went parasailing once and nearly died of fright!
Some of my bucket list:
–Climb a mountain (preferably Everest – I’d settle for visiting base camp.)
–Publish a book (written a couple; not published yet).
–Date a celebrity – just for fun!
–Ride in a Bentley. I did actually see one a couple of weeks ago!
–Learn to surf. Must move back to California first.
–Spend the night in a haunted hotel.
One thing that was already on my bucket list that I got to do was (don’t laugh) see Shamu at Sea World. I always wanted to do that!!!
160 ericdraven26
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
150-
in a given number of people who skydive, say…1000, and any given 1000 people who drive, a greater number will die from driving statistically
161 Meaggers
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Skydiving was the funnest most exciting thing I’ve ever done. I must recommend it, it would be a crime not to! Suck it up, don’t think about it & JUST DO IT!
162 Anticarly2
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
“in 2006 the London Underground was overtaken by 4,000 people who all silently danced to their ipods”
Silently?
163 Francisco Belda
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:52 pm
*comment edited by admin for threats against the site*
Hey thanks for this list! It helped me finally shake my addiction to your page!! I mean now that you’re endorsing stealing (#6 Doing a runner) you’ve officially started on the path to “How low can I sink to?” Congrats!! I guess you’ve run out of ideas and have started to scrap from the bottom of the barrel.
Owning a restaurant is a grueling 14 hour a day job that you invest your life into. Having some douches steal your time, money and effort by doing a “runner” is in no way fabulous: it is criminal and destructive. Even if it is a big restaurant, hell even if it is a multi-national fast food chain, it’s stealing and somebody is going to pay for the theft. Maybe the waiter who served the douches will get the meal deducted from his or her pay or better yet: maybe he’ll get fired!! How fun!!
I have another fabulous thing to do before you die: *edit* “!” Oooooh! Wouldn’t that be just GRAND!
*comment edited for threat against the site. obviously this one time commentor did not bother to read preceding comments prior to ranting and then threatening LV. please read preceding comments for context. as in this case renders this entire comment moot. and do not threaten LV. it is just a website. this is just a list. it was written for entertainment purposes only. this list was never intended to be taken seriously. as for drive by commentors who feel the need to post threatening comments…see a therapist.* Cyn
164 psychosurfer
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:08 am
How about throwing a shoe at Bush?
165 psychosurfer
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:46 am
Nah I guess i have better things to waste my time with
166 YOHEI
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
164. psychosurfer nice one that should be #1
Now if you excuse me i have job to do……………
does anyone know where bush lives don`t tell me in the bushes i tried he is not there
167 The Only Sane One
February 3rd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I say, go ahead and skydive, the whole point of the list is to do thrilling things right? I agree with most of these commentors however in that advocating #s 6 and 7 is inappropriate for your otherwise upstanding site.
168 astraya
February 4th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I have just read a book called “The know-it-all” by AJ Jacobs. To fill in the gaps in his education he reads through the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. Various members of his slightly eccentric family are introduced, including his father, who is fond of eloborate practical jokes. He is a non-drinker, but when hosts at parties ask him what he wants to drink, he’ll say [the made-up name of a coqtail which I can't remember because I'm typing this at school and the book's at home] then explain that it’s two parts lemon Kool-Ade and one part tequila. He does this because almost nobody is going to have both of those ingredients on hand. When they apologise, he shrugs and says “Then I’ll have iced water, please”.
169 Geni
February 5th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Yeah, J, as much as I love Listverse, I have to say I’m not too keen on the “Runner” one – not exactly the kind of thrill I would want – a bit mean, not to mention, BAD. But, Mattayeaux, I LOVE the idea of doing something unexpectedly nice for someone else. The thing at the drive-thru was great! I know that just made your day! As for something else I’d like to do before I die – I always wanted to go on an African Safari. And I would love to go to Australia and/or Greenland.
170 tmnt-93
February 7th, 2009 at 3:19 am
I just went dolphin swimming 4 days ago, unbelievable.
171 segue
February 7th, 2009 at 11:20 am
170. tmnt-93: I just went dolphin swimming 4 days ago, unbelievable.
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Where? So many places have outlawed it now; danger to both dolphin and swimmer. It’s absolutely on my list if I can do it safely!
172 Paul
February 7th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
1. Make peace with those i’ve hurt or harmed
2. Give all my possesions to my loved ones
3. Hug and kiss all my loved ones, tell them how much i love them and ask then to forgive me anywrongs i done them and then pass on as much wisdom as i have learn’t to them
4. I would tell them to live good life, do your best not to sin, go to chapel, receive holy communion, say the rosary and love God with all your heart and trust in Jesus, He will guide you through your life. I would get masses said for lots of different people, including myself
5. I would get the last sacraments of the church
6. I would make sure everyone knew i loved them
7. I would like to die quietly and eventually meet allmy loved ones in the next life
173 Baxter
February 7th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
That sounds pretty good Paul (#172), but you forgot the most important one – join the mile-high club.
174 Seanithanegan
February 8th, 2009 at 4:01 am
Very disappointing list.
It’s wrong to steal from a restaurant, especially for this reason…
..if you run out on the bill usually the waiter/waitress who’s serving you is stuck footing the bill. If you order expensive things off the menu that’s basically their entire night’s work for nothing.
Don’t be an asshole.
175 Paul
February 8th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Believe it or not i joined the mile high club a long time ago
176 Paul
February 8th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Flying from New Zealand to Singapore
177 Bryni
February 14th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Some people seriously need to grow some balls……YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!!!! Who gives a shit! LIVE A LITTLE and all that crap!!
178 Good Nads
February 14th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
I would add buying a CD from a band you’ve never heard of before.
179 chumpman
February 15th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I will do No.3 & No.7 from the list plus No.2,3,6 & 7 from Paul’s (#172)
180 plinny the elder
February 20th, 2009 at 10:23 am
To all those clever people who can’t understand why no one else gets that the list is tongue in cheek…
the majority of the human population are incredibly stupid, yep it’s a fact of life,
take a look at the lack of spelling, lack of structure and lack of HUMOUR!
To the people who don’t get it:
I’m sure primary schools can do late night classes for adults who couldn’t recognise a joke if it introduced itself, donned a berret and proceeded to eat a twix whilst waiting for recognition.
Stop taking yourselves so seriously people and live a little! Dearie me!
181 Rev. Hellbound Alleee
February 24th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Marry a couple
Ride a horse
Go to X-Day
Go to space
Jump out of a plane
Hell, there’s a lot of things I haven’t done that would be blah blah to most people, but one can’t do everything. It’s all according to your values. Once you’ve painted something on a wall, it’s not really “something to do before you die” unless you’re a real artist and you want to paint the white house (think Shepherd Fairey). I mean, what everyday Joe has that on his “to do” list? Does a Parisian have “Go to Paris” on his list? I do. Did Caligula have “have a threesome” on his list? I have.
I guess anyone could say “big deal” to anyone’s list. Also, I don’t think having fantastic experiences in on everyone’s list, either. You know, like a former Iranian Hostage might not need anything else to prove to him he’s alive than a great cup of coffee in the morning. Too bad most of us need more than that.
182 watztheuse
February 24th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Long time lurker. First time poster. Holy Hannah lighten the *^&) up people. Leave it to a cop to get all bent out of shape over “petty” crimes, hey they are called petty for a reason. A harmless list and everyone gets on the law and order bleeding heart bandwagon. I am sure I will be chastised for this my first and most likley my last post, but so be it my ideas are my own.
183 gabi319
February 24th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
146. crimson_05 – “How would you feel if someone decided to take up your advice on your property? Or your mother’s? Or Anybody’s?”
If it were good, then hell yes I’d brag about it with pride. Frame it, spotlight it, create business cards to generate more business for the little punk. You have any idea how much commissioning a mural goes these days? Expensive times expensive, that’s how much. One of my former bosses used to do this on the side. I know first hand that her work is worth the cost but there’s no denying it’s still expensive.
If the graffiti work were bad and I caught the cretins, I’d force them to learn the grammatically correct way to spell and/or subject them to art lessons until they can stop being such an embarrassment to the art community.
In short, stop complaining to nameless faces on internet lists and creating more trash with your anti-graffiti flyers and actively do something. And please stop lumping artists with kids who have no idea which way to point a spraycan. If you take the prejudice goggles off, you’d see there’s some good graffiti out there.
182. watztheuse
you’re not alone…I simply stopped visiting this page because it’s just a mess. Sometimes the anal retentive need a place to “sit” so the rest of the comment boards can have a reprieve. I think this has become their watering hole.
184 Stacy Braswell
March 26th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Steal something? Really? Shame on you.
185 yaz!
April 10th, 2009 at 6:15 am
i would pay to be in a flash mob! it looks so awesome.
i would try to do everything on this list
yes even a runner.how do you know that the waiter wasnt a jerk or somethin you might be givin him a dose of karma lol.
for all the ppl bitchin..
calm down you only live once!
this seems like a good story to tell your kids one day
plus you dont have to do everything on the list sillies
186 olive juice
April 15th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Getting knighted is on my list. Flew a plane… that was cool.
187 olive juice
April 15th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
p.s. breaking laws is fine. As long as your ready to pay the consequences. did the dine and dash thing also the spray paint thing. although i didnt use spray paint. It was cool. Google improv everywhere for ur “flash mob” needs… yes it’s spelled correctly.
188 Sean paulinstein
April 15th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Rev. Hellbound Alleee-
I got 4some on my list. go big or go home!!
189 methodus
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:25 am
this was perhaps the most useless list i’ve seen yet.
190 the siren
June 9th, 2009 at 6:20 am
I don`t really like this list.It has enough things more interesting to do .
191 brunie
October 7th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
everyone should defiantly do shrooms at least once, they change your perspective on life and can single handedly be the most spiritual event of your life.
192 wheezer
November 9th, 2009 at 10:39 am
no you should not “paint some graffiti” – it’s vandalism – have some respect for property whether private or public.
193 EyMææn
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
@xoHollyHomicidexo (22):
well to bad for you xoHollyHomicidexo!! ur missing out on some fun!
194 Annette Renee White
December 30th, 2009 at 11:39 am
I have a bucket list too! So far it has 158 goals on it, I am working my way to 1000. My favorites are ‘Milk a Cow’, ‘Ride a Zipline’ and ‘Make a Coloring Book’. You can see my list at http://www.mslistologist.com Good Luck!!
195 fordman
February 3rd, 2010 at 5:01 pm
@littleboots (71): I agree with cyn and you-I saw this for what it was: a (superlative) tongue in cheek list. Great job, JFrater!!
196 hayes
March 11th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Flash mob is my number one pick.
For sure.
197 dreamingdiva
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I’d love to go to a film premiere, and I have had passing thoughts of being in a police lineup. Staying in the best suite sounds great!
My conscience would never let me do a runner. Heck, I actually said, “Oh, you didn’t scan that” when a cashier moved to put an item into the bag without ringing it up.
198 Lizz
April 12th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
@Writergal [3]: i went to Tuscany and it’s amazing, i can see why you would want to go.
199 Kham
April 22nd, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Here is a great site i created to share your bucket list http://www.sharebuckets.com
Check it out.
200 KOK
April 30th, 2010 at 11:40 am
>Kham
I see you here too.
haha, again, check this out as well.
http://www.livecitizen.com/
201 Dreaming Pixel
May 7th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
JFrater, this is why you’re my favourite list maker: your lists always make me excited about new things! I like the spontaneity of a lot of things on this list (graffiti, running, flash mobs and putting yourself in the art gallery).
In keeping with that, I’d recommend guerrilla gardening: if you find a particularly ugly building, sneak back at night and plant ivy next to it, or a hardy flower species. Maybe some of it will get ripped up, but the rest well help beautify your community. Try scarlet runner beans, they’re cheap, hardy, and might even produce beans someday! (Oh, and 189 must not have seen the list of top ten modern human addictions.)
202 Erica Butler
July 23rd, 2010 at 6:09 pm
It's sad that most of these either cost money or are legally risky.