Every year thousands of people gather to take part in, or witness bizarre festivals. Many of these festivals are ancient but some are much more modern. While they are all extremely different, they have one thing in common: they are totally weird. If you wish to mention other festivals that you know of, be sure to do so in the comments. NOTE: Some images may be Not Safe For Work.
On the last Wednesday of August every year in the town of Buñol in the Valencia region of Spain, 9,000 locals and 20,000 – 40,000 foreigners descend on the town to throw tomatoes at each other in honor of the Virgin Mary and St. Louis Bertrand. This tradition has been around since the 1940s, though it was briefly suppressed under the reign of Franco. The festival starts with a person attempting to scale a greased pole to capture a cooked ham. Once the ham is taken down from the pole, water canons are fired at the participants and over 100 tons of tomatoes are dumped into the streets for throwing. Women are expected to wear white and men to wear no shirts. Anyone caught wearing a shirt inevitably has it ripped off – including women and especially tourists who tend to be the main target of locals.
The Cheese Rolling Festival is held every May in Cooper’s Hill, Gloucestershire in the United Kingdom. The festival involves an official tossing a cheese down the extremely steep hill, after which hundreds of people begin to run down the hill (risking life and limb) in order to catch the cheese. Each year the event results in casualties and for this reason children are not allowed to participate, though oftentimes boys from the local town will join in anyway. For the children, there is an uphill race. Women and men race separately in the main event.
The Bonfires of Saint John is a popular festival in Spain held on the 19th to the 24th of June. The strange festival involves the lighting of bonfires (frequently fueled by old furniture). The locals share hot chocolate whilst watching the bonfires. But then it gets weird. The children of the villages then take turns in running through the fires. The entire week is filled with festivities including fireworks displays and eighty-six women and eighty-six young girls are elected the “Beauties” of the bonfires. These “beauties” preside over the festival as Queens.
The Spanish certainly like their odd festivals. Every year on the fourth Sunday in January, the locals of a small town named Manganeses de la Polvorosa gather together for the goat tossing festival, in honor of St Vincent de Paul, their patron saint. The festival has been around for so long that no one knows when it started. It involves a young man who finds a goat in the village, ties it up, and takes it to the top of the local Church belfry. He then tosses the goat over the side and it falls 50 feet where it is (hopefully) caught by villagers holding up a sheet of tarpaulin. The village officials banned the event but it continues regardless. Various animal rights agencies have complained about it – though their complaints have also been ignored.
Hadaka Matsuri is a Japanese festival in which the participants are all but naked. The festival is celebrated many times throughout the year in various parts of Japan and those involved usually wear a type of traditional loin cloth. Some of those involved go completely naked which is not frowned on at all – in fact it is considered healthy. The festivals often involve the use of mud (for entertainment) and there are often separate women’s and men’s festivals. In some towns special festivals are held for children – as a rite of passage, but sometimes children participate in the adult festival. The festival has its origins as a religious event, but these days the religious aspects are virtually forgotten.
Dating from 1620, El Colacho (or baby jumping) is a festival in Spain held every year on the feast of Corpus Christi. The festival involves the laying on mattresses all babies born in the previous twelve months. The adult men of the village of Castrillo de Murcia then dress up as devils and take turns jumping over the babies. The festival often results in injuries (usually of the adults) and it is believed that the jumping rids the babies of original sin – a bizarre kind of baptism. Pope Benedict XVI has recently asked the local priests to distance themselves from the festival as it is dangerous and contrary to the Catholic religion.
Every year in Las Nieves, Spain, people who have suffered a near death experience in the previous year get together to attend Mass in celebration of Saint Marta de Ribarteme, the Patron Saint of resurrection. But here is the twist: they turn up at Mass carrying a coffin, or being carried in a coffin. After Mass, the coffins all proceed to the top of a nearby hill with a statue of the saint. Despite the somberness of the event, people light fireworks and shopkeepers fill the streets to sell religious objects.
Until recently, an annual festival was held in Germany in which a goose was tied by its feet to a post and then clubbed by the local men until its head came off. As a result of complaints from animal rights activists, the festival-goers now hit a goose which has previously been killed. A very similar event occurs in Spain (surprise surprise) every year in which a man hangs from the goose until the head comes off. Again the goose is killed prior to the event which dates back 350 years. The Spanish festival is called Antzar Eguna.
Every year in spring, the festival of Kanamara Matsuri (The Steel Phallus) is held in Kawasaki, Japan. It is a Shinto fertility festival and, as you would expect, it involves a rather large penis statue. During the festival, people can buy candies, vegetables, and gifts in the shape of a phallus. The festival was very popular amongst prostitutes who thought that participation would help to prevent them getting sexually transmitted diseases.
Thaipusam is a Hindu festival (celebrated mostly by Tamils) held in January/February each year to celebrate the birth of Murugan (the son of gods Shiva and Parvati). The participants shave their heads and perform a pilgrimage, at the end of which they shove very sharp skewers through their tongues or cheeks. Some of the practitioners put hooks into their back and pull heavy objects like tractors. The aim is to cause as much pain as possible – the more you endure, the more “blessings” you receive from the gods. The festival is popular in India, but the largest celebrations take place in Singapore and Malaysia, where it is a public holiday.
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I found a video of the fight festival http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fEzWMtokXU
How about Bolivia´s Tinku Festival where this guys beat each other until they bleed:
*Viewer discretion advised*
I always wondered, is it “but naked”, “butt naked”, or “buck naked” ?
The question arose after reading # 6.
Excellent list Jamie. The weirdest festivals around here involve bathtubs used as boats or potatoes. We’re pretty boring, that’s for sure.
Jade; buck naked like in buckskin. At least that’s the origin that I’ve always understood to be true. I think there are a few other proposed roots of the phrase, but this is the one that makes most sense to me and the one I favour.
I was sickened by the ones regarding animals, especially the goat tossing crap! How can people be so heartless and cruel? And have the nerve to think it’s not wrong? They ought to be ashamed!
I have no respect for those who practice the celebration mentioned in #5. How can people be that insane to risk a baby that has no say in being involved in the stupid ritual.
It just proves again the disrespect for humanity!
Correction: Thaipusam is NOT a public holiday in Singapore. Only the Hindus who have to attend the festival are excused from school/ work. xD
number one isnt so bad, i mean loads of people pierce themselves for vanity reasons, whats so bad if Tamils do it for religious purposes?..i have been to a temple during thaipusam before, its not so bad..i think that the animal festivals where they toss goats or pull off duck heads are just twisted and inhumane…but i am sure that there is a purpose and meaning for everything they do..too bad for the animals though…
Where’s the Saint Fermin festival held in (surprise, surprise) Spain?? that has to be one of the most bizarre and stupid festivals of the world….those crazy spanish people!!!
P.S: i’m not against spanish people, at all, if i were i’d be a complete hypocrite since my mother’s family is spanish.
In Bali Matatah or a toothfiling ceremony, probably classed as a festival as families and clans get together to share the festivities and cost. Toothfiling is usually done at puberty on both boys and girls to release evil desires.
The Henley-On-Todd Regatta held every year in Alice Springs, Australia is much more fun, no water necessary.
Fascinating list. I sort of expected craziness from the Japanese, but not this much from the Spaniards!
But it sure is weird you left out the FESTIVAL of San Fermin in Pamplona, which is the one and only Running of the Bulls! (And yes, it IS a festival, just like the other ones on the list.) I sort of expected it would be #1 after seeing so much Spanish wackiness, but instead you totally left it out??? Now that’s bizarre!!
Festivals aren’t stupid. A festival is a good excuse to play and have fun – long live festivals – no matter how bizarre.
20. Ani x
Maybe there’s a tomato festival in your area? I know Milwaukee supposedly has one. I say supposedly because I walked over (when I lived there) and it just looked like a huge block party – not a single tomato in sight. Of course, in the summertime, there’s dozens of festivals and outdoor events so there’s a strong likelihood I walked in on the wrong one. I don’t regret it though because there was also a pool tournament and a majority of them were not good at all. I placed fairly high even though I hadn’t played in a couple months.
A number of these are backed by religious beliefs. Philippines has a number that could fit in this list, particularly Roman Catholic celebrations. Volunteers (they are chosen beforehand – it’s not ‘oh hey, let’s stand in this line and see where it leads me’…) recreate The Crucifixion…down to the nailing onto the cross. Ouch!
hey very interesting list. it was dominated by the spanish but it i think it would be interesting if it was a little broader… like lets see what weird stuff they do in finland or australia or something? you know what im saying?
#1 makes me thankful I am a scientologist and yes you guys Xenu does exist, he is in my bed right now doing all sorts of sordid things to my two brothers who are also in bed with me.
Animal rights activists always have ruin my fun.
This is one they do in Singapore. I only know because my brother was there went it was happening. I believe it lasts all month
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Festival
Very interesting list. Most of these made me laugh.
MorbidAngel7: I cpmpletely agree.
I would love to participate in some of these!
By the way, the baby one is hilarious!
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I somehow knew that there would be a penis festival
always wanted to do #10
er, little correction for my last comment: The San Fermin Festival is only one of the festivals in Spain that have runnings of the bulls; so it’s not the only one with bull running, but it’s certainly the most popular one.
all these are not just weird, but plain stupid. omfg, people are sick…
Kreachure: I left out the running of the bulls because it is so well known that it is losing its bizarreness
In the japanese one do the just run around naked?
Shouldn’t #6 read “all butt naked”??
I loled when I read that.
C’mon, I know I wasn’t the only one who thought that.
i’ve been to number 2 and it is so fun!! they march a giant penis in a shrine up and down the city streets, there’s beer and food and bands, men dress as women in kimono’s and run around, there are contest’s to carve the best penis out of a daikon radish and you can wear papier mache penis’ on your head and bonk into people. all in all a fun day!! i still have my penis lolly.
Judging from the comments, it looks like More Bizarre Festivals lists could easily follow.
Why is #2 so strange PlasmaTwa2? It’s what religion is ultimately all about, those Japanese guys just stripped all the crap.
JFrater: Oh, obviously… I mean, how could being chased by wild dangerous bulls down a closed street be able to compare with all the baby jumping, and giant phallic paraphernalia, and cheek skewering going on in the world nowadays!
Evel Knievel still holds the world record for baby jumping.
No Burning Man?
Got back from a Spanish wine tasting not too long ago and I tell you…if goat-tossing, baby-jumping, crowd surfing in a coffin while being chased by a tomato-throwing bull is what it takes to make such a wide range of delicious wines, then I say bring on the next baby jumper!
people are weird
nice to see the money the EU sends to spain is being spent well ! lol !!! I traveled round spain a few years ago most towns seam to have some sort of festival every weekend, any excuse 4a party ? great country !
#75 guy
In Alice Springs, Australia, we have a regatta in a dry riverbed. The only year it hasn’t been run was when the river actually had water in it.
Yeah I realize that the japanese are *****ually bizarre but I didnt realize that they had *****ually explicit social events. My friends dad was in the Military and did alot of traveling and he said that when he was there every one was just like going from point A to B. With no interaction with any one. He said he bumped into a couple people on the crowded streets and they acted like he wasn’t even there. I just figured since they are portrayed as non-social people outside of their own group of friends and home on TV and thats the way they appeared to my freinds dad that thats the way they were. By the way Maelstrom, I do know what Bukkake is lol. And downhighway61 I dont have a kid, I was just saying if I did, I wouldnt do that.
Comment#100: As far as i know, Thaipusam isn’t even a regional holiday in India. I lived in Tamil Nadu where Thaipusam is very popular but don’t think it is a holiday
I live in Malaysia. Thaipusam is a public holiday in certain state in Malaysia
Festivals are cathartic experiences… help to escape from everyday social control.That is why sports events are so popular nowadays; people can shout, swear and get drunk… and happily go back home.
ps: holi festival in India… people smearing each other with colours. the best part? you get to drink “bang”, a mixture of milk and *****… legally!
94. Kelly: No Burning Man?
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If you’d bother to read the posts above your own, you’d have seen the Burning Man Festival was already referenced in post #50!
I love this list. It’s so funny.
Some people are just too bizarre.
The comments are hilarious, as usual.
I love listverse.
Yo in Pittsburgh we have these awesome crazy riots when we win super bowls (which is pretty damn often)
what about the Burning Man Festival? http://www.burningman.com/
No mention of Kentucky’s World Chicken Festival? For crying out loud- we have the world’s largest frying pan! My best friend kicked ass in the clucking competition…
i think one ones that involve generally physically harmless “messiness” sound amazing. —ones like la tomatina, or similar events mentioned in the comments such as a giant water, paint, flower, or orange throwing party. i’ve heard of a similar one that was the throwing of milled grain flour -but maybe it was a mistranslation of the flower festival?
also, i’ve never been to carnival in brasil (yet i somehow picture it to be more like mardi gras in new orleans,) but when i was last in iquitos peru (a large amazonian city close to brasil) there was a version of carnival going on (i was told it was the only part of peru to celebrate it this way.) it was a version of the “water festival” it involved people erecting giant decorated festival “trees” at seemingly random points in the street and hanging around them with drinks and neighbors and music, but the real event was everyone throwing water from buckets, balloons, whatever at everyone. sometime water with fish in it, paint, motor oil, (cold) cooking oil, almost anything. it was really fun! (people seemed less likely to chuck something nastier than water at you if they could see you were in good spirits -grumpy people got more disgusting liquids chucked their way.)
For some really messed up rituals read Joseph Campbell’s “Primitive Mythology.” Australian tribe-men do some things to their own “Kanamara Matsuri” that made me cringe.
rituals, festivals… whatever…
I’m glad this one is not too “America-centric” as people like to complain.
Says a lot for those crazy Spaniards
106. El_Seed: what about the Burning Man Festival?
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You mean the same Burning Man Festival that has already been mentioned TWICE in the posts?
Haha.
I agree with segue. I REALLY hate it when people repeat comments. Take the time to read the ones above, please, and spare us the crap.:D
Why so much hate for the Japanese festivals? Honestly they’re not that crazy. So they involve nudity and giant phallus’. There’s been plenty of festivals all over the world, and throughout history that have involved these things, as an example, Tyrnavos Greece has a phallus festival. The phallus is a pretty common fertility symbol, so as one can imagine it pops up quite a bit in fertility related festivals (no pun intended).
114. Tulip:…The phallus is a pretty common fertility symbol, so as one can imagine it pops up quite a bit…
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Yeah, gotta love those phallii, always popping up when you need one.
Personally, I am a big fan of naked men.
i submit for your approval, the fish sandwich festival in bayport, michigan, usa…not a large scale or truly bizarre…but come on…who has a festival for a deepfried fish patty?
My cousins live right near the hill in gloucestershire that they roll the cheese down, we visit them everyone year and go see it together
I’m recommending the masochists to go celebrate festival no. 1.
see wackynation.com for more bizarre events
In my city we have a festival called “The Jalapeno Festival” and as you probably guessed…its all about jalapenos. There’s people dressed as jalapenos and almost all the food sold has something to do with jalapenos or is spicy. The main thing of the festival is the Jalapeno Eating Contest where people eat as many jalapenos as they can and the winner winning some sort of prize like money or something. lol