Peanut butter is for some, food of the gods. It can be eaten with chocolate, it can be eaten with jam, it can be smeared on chicken, and it can even be used in drinks! It seems that the uses for the wonderful stuff are endless. So, in order to prove that that really is the case, I have put together this list of 10 uses for peanut butter that you probably don’t know. Hopefully there should be at least one or two tips here that everyone will benefit from. If you know of other great peanut butter uses, be sure to tell us in the comments.
Peanut butter is an excellent lubricator. If your lawnmower blades are getting a little tight and rusty – smear on some of the spread and voila – perfect lubrication. This hint is particularly useful because almost every time I need lube, I don’t have any around – but I always have a jar of peanut butter in the cupboard. It can be used for virtually all your lubrication needs.
If you own a cat or a dog, you will know how hard it can be to get them to take their medication – especially when it is in pill form. Fortunately cats and dogs love peanut butter – so next time you have to give them some medication, mix it up with a spoonful and feed it to them. No more struggling with the animal as you hold its mouth open and try to force feed it a bitter pill.
Most recipes that use butter can be cooked with peanut butter instead. In cookies and cakes this can make a wonderful and subtle taste difference. Next time you are making fudge brownies, try using peanut butter instead – it will be like eating a huge Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. You can also stir peanut butter into a sauce instead of butter to give it a nutty finish.
Mice are not particularly fond of cheese – so it is strange that it is the first food people go for when they are baiting their mousetraps. What most people don’t know is that mice prefer peanut butter – how this has been proven I do not know, but the fact that peanut butter is so much cheaper than cheese, makes this tip a very handy and frugal one. So next time you need to bait a mouse trap, don’t bother loading it with camembert or 5 year aged cheddar, stick on some trusty peanut butter.
Despite the major advances in science in recent years, no one seems to have managed to invent a label that can be removed easily without leaving any glue behind. Fortunately, we have peanut butter. Rub some of the tasty spread on the label glue and rub with a cloth – it works brilliantly.
If you have ever fried fish, you will know that it leaves behind a rather unpleasant fishy smell in the house. To help eradicate the smell, take a tablespoon of peanut butter after you have finished frying the fish, drop it in the frying pan and fry it off for a minute or two. The smell of peanut butter is the house is much more enjoyable than stale fish and oil.
Peanut butter is an excellent cleaner for leather furniture. Just rub a small amount on and work it in in a circular motion. Remove with a buffing cloth and there you have it! The caveat to this tip is peanut-butter smelling furniture. To avoid that you might want to mix a little perfume oil in it – but not too much. Also, if you do add the perfume, make sure you don’t mix up your jars or you will end up with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that tastes like mouth wash.
This one doesn’t seem quite so weird, but it is included because these cookies use peanut butter as the main ingredient – there is no flour at all. The cookies are a mix of peanut butter, sugar, egg, and vanilla. You can even throw in a handful of chocolate chips if you wish. The resulting cookies are amazingly tasty and it only takes about 20 minutes from start to finish. You can read the full recipe here, which is also the source of the image above. The site is my sister’s, so check out the other articles too!
While it doesn’t happen quite so often to us adults, children often end up with gum in their hair. This would normally be followed up by a lot of tugging and pulling with a comb to remove it, and the eventual chopping of the locks. But what most people don’t realize, is that peanut butter is a perfect “gum remover” – not only will it remove gum from hair, but it will remove it from carpet and any other object that is tainted with the chewy stuff. Just rub some peanut butter into the gum and you can wipe the whole mess off with a cloth.
Believe it or not, peanut butter makes a great shaving gel. Just apply it like you would apply the gel, and shave as normal. It works just as well and anyone that has bought a container of shaving gel will know, it is a hell of a lot cheaper. The end result is a very smooth shave and, as a bonus, the oils in the peanut butter are very good for your skin, so you don’t need to spend even more money on moisturizer for your legs or face. You might want to remember to use smooth peanut butter though – the chunky stuff doesn’t work quite as well. If you want to see this in action, a rather foul-mouthed girl has made a youtube clip of herself shaving her legs. You can view it here – but be warned – there is plenty of obscene language so it isn’t safe for work.
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Do NOT feed your dog or cat peanut butter!!! It is very easy for them to asphyxiate on it. Do they think it's good? Of course! But dogs also think chocolate is good too, that is until the chocolate liqueur gets into their bloodstream.
It might be best to prevent a terrible ending all together just by never feeding peanut butter to them. Cheese balls work great if you need to feed your pet medication.
Hey dumbass, explain why there are so many peanut butter dog treats and why kong and other companies advise to but peanut butter in their toys as a treat, and chocolate does not have liquor in it, animals cant take chocolate because their body cant process theobromine (the molecule that causes sugar rush in chocolate) as fast as humans and so it causes them to die of cardiac arrest. Peanut butter cant do anything to your dog except make him fat which is why it's a "treat" (search dictionary for 'moderation'). I hate it when people who belive the peanut butter myth. Get your facts straight!
I know that cats (not sure about dogs) can’t move their mouths from side to side, only up and down. So they have a VERY hard time eating peanut butter or sticky stuff like caramel. I doubt animals like peanut butter itself but love the taste. The treats aren’t real peanut butter from a jar now are they?
cheese isn't good for animals either, and cats generally don't like it, or peanut butter for that matter
In small amounts, such as covering a pill, it's perfectly safe. Giving your pet a huge spoonful or a whole jar is what is dangerous.
But rats/mice/hamsters are a whole other story. Don't ever give them peanutbutter. They will choke on the smallest amounts. My sister killed her hamster that way, and I never give my rats any peanutbutter because of it.
'It can be used for virtually all your lubrication needs.'
nuff said.
and if you use the chunky, or even super chunky kind… well… again, Nuff said
PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES ARE AMAZING!!
I might try the label removing trick though, I get so annoyed when I can’t remove the label. Thanks for the tip haha
Really interesting list
BUT, I JUST DON’T LIKE THE TASTE–NEVER HAVE, NEVER WILL.
Saturated guns on the list, g – been buttering peanut-encrusted ***** since I could afford it yo
These are fantastic tips. Thank you. Regarding the mouse trap: MIT published a study in 1997 proving that over 83% of scientists actually just hate mice. I find it unsurprising those sick bastards discovered this extra use for peanut butter.
Uses of peanut butter ? this site keeps getting better and better by the minute.
Owh and btw, who thinks of this whacky list anyway ?
Nice list, JFrater. I am guessing that it is the oil in the peanut butter that makes these uses possible. I love peanut butter, and eat some everyday.
Peanut butter on one slice, plum jam on the other slice of white bread, slapped togather, and strong white tea (actually black tea with heaps of white sugar and low fat milk – not skim-milk(yuk)).
YUM! (the only way to have sandwiches)
Peanut butter toasties. yum!
We could have used peanut butter on my sister. We had to cut off 6″ of hair. Great tip.
Pity the stuff doesn’t taste better.
Good for emergencies… but then again most of these tips are true for pretty much anything oily you happen to have in the house. Personally I avoid peanut butter, I don’t like the taste, smell or texture.
tehehehe lubrication needs
. . cool list! I like it
Did Confucius say anything about peanut butter?
I had/(still have somewhere in a cardboard box in Australia) my mother’s recipe for a confection using peanut butter, honey, rice bubbles, sultanas and coconut – press into a cake tin, chill overnight and cut into squares. I thought of a variation and rolled the mix into small balls. I’ve made this to take to choir suppers on occasion. On one occasion one of the choristers complained about the size of my balls. The next week I was telling another chorister about this when anothernother chorister said “And how did she know about the size of your balls?”. I said “She’d just been nibbling on one!”.
“We could have used peanut butter on my sister.”
I immediately thought “We could have spread (used-peanut-butter) on my sister”.
what are rice bubbles?
Rice Krispies or puffed rice cereal
DC comment 8: ‘It can be used for virtually all your lubrication needs.’
That “virtually” makes a helluva difference.
You should do more of these kinds of lists
Like a top ten alternate uses of food or soemthing
Peanut butter mixed with ice cream and syrup makes a nice dessert.
Nice list again thanks.
I’ll forget about peanut butter for months- nay- years on end. Now we have a couple tubs in the cupboard (I prefer chunky, the other half prefers smooth). While none of these tips solve any problems I have right now (unless there’s a bonus tip for paying bills with peanut butter…), it has reminded me of a childhood favorite: Peanut Butter Pickle Sandwiches. Prepared exactly as it sounds. I still haven’t heard of anyone else eating them, but my mum used to make them, and I think they’re lovely. Now I know what’s for lunch tomorrow, and I thank you for that.
please correct me if i’m wrong, but #’s 10 and 2 seem to contradict #’s 6 and 4 – in #10 and 2 peanut butter (mostly a mixture of oils and microscopic peanut particles) supposedly acts as a lubricant while in 6 and 4 it serves as abrasive.
Joanne – its proberly smooth peanut butter as a lubricant and crunchy as an abrasive.
Peanut butter is the worst thing ever invented. Fact.
it’s funny, you accept that cats and dogs love peanut butter but question how they discovered that mice like it? Well they likely put peanut butter in front of the mice and they liked it…science at work
Wow, amazing list. Makes me want to eat some peanut butter… yummmm.
all those are great but peanut butter is best for eating with jelly!!
I’ve never liked peanut butter and jam/jelly. Doesn’t taste right.
It’s better by itself!
You can also spread it on your (insert anything) and have your (insert anything) lick it off.
You can also spread it on your "lampshade" and have your "luxury spray cheeze" lick it off.
I guess it's not insert "anything" anymore.
Fail.
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bread, tongue
11. A good tablespoon full will give you five minutes of peace when stuck with a chatty kid.
Might want to add a warning about allergies, though. Peanut allergy can be really serious and people who are allergic don’t even necessarily have to eat it. A few grams is a enough to kick off an anaphylactic reaction.
I love peanut butter and nutella spread on rice cakes. This has been a favorite lunch of mine for decades.
I’m just glad I don’t suffer from Arachibutyrophobia! That would take away one of my favorite food groups! Imagine no Thai peanut sauce! No peanut cookies! No peanut and nutella rice cakes! No peanut and vanilla muffins!
I get the chills just thinking about it!
I could never figure out American references to “peanut butter and jelly” until someone explained that jelly=jam.
jelly is made using only the juice of the berry, whereas jam uses the whole fruit
Fear of spiders in butter, or am I missing something?
I’ve actually used peanut butter to get gum out of my daughter’s hair and it worked beautifully.
I think those cookies might be a good way to break in my new kitchen next weekend. And make my house smell nummy!
I’m not going to comment on the lube tip. Some things are best unsaid.
Great list Jamie!
Peanut butter and marshmallow cream on wheat toast. Mmmmm!
Here’s a recipe for a great peanut butter drink,called a Torito:
One can of evaporated milk
One can of condensed milk
As much peanut butter as you want
As much rum as you want
Add some ice
Put the whole mess in a very strong blender and let it run til fully mixed.
If you wish, Reese’s Pieces can be added to put some chocolate flavor in.
I used to but peanut butter in my dog’s chew bones. It really helps with a dogs separation anxiety. The peanut butter did not seem to have an adverse effect on her health. I have no idea why peanut butter would be bad for a dog.
It isn't bad, thats a myth.
sometimes when a child or animal is eating peanut butter (like from a spoon, not in a sandwitch or whatever) it can block airways and cause asphyxiation. or so it is said, i have never witnessed it myself, but i think i saw it on oprah
Sweet, ima try the shaving with peanut butter. Only thing I can see going wrong is that I cant see through peanut butter so I might not know where to stop shaving, since I like to keep my sideburns
#6 – Loins of Lucerne? What kind of book is that exactly? Have a glance at the sticker. Kinda funny!
I knew peanut butter was tasty, but I had no idea it was the Gandalf of foods.
everyone who is freaked out about the ‘alternative’ lube uses for pb, just needs to know that you have to use creamy not chunky. then it’s all good.
And I take it this is coming from an expert.
LOOOOOOOOLZ Yay
33. astraya: 31. segue **Arachibutyrophobia** Fear of spiders in butter, or am I missing something?
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Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. Now there’s a useful fear!
Mmm… Peanut butter…
Oh I love peanut butter!!
Two friends used cocoa butter as lube and it caused a really bad reaction…i guess peanut butter might have been better.
HAHAHAHA I HOPE THEY DONT READ THIS!
41. petey mcgee
hahahaha yeah that would be rough!
finding a spider (visible and whole) living or dead in peanut butter would traumatize me! (but living would be worse, imagine opening the peanut butter and a wolf spider jumping out! eeek!)
Shaving with peanut…I’ve never heard that before. I’ll remember that in a bind. I always seem to run out of Shaving Cream.
BTW as for the video…even on a foul-mouthed goth girl shaving in undies on top of a piano is *****y.
Fear of spiders in butter? That would be odd.
I’ve never actually had peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth. Is that weird or normal?
48. Cazza: I think having peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth would be a fairly uncommon experience. Just to be safe though, keep a glass of milk beside your plate!
OHHHH Jfrat! Ohhh *wipes away the tears* you shouldn’t have.
This is such a wonderful list!
Thank you!
Peanut Butter is also great for rubbing on scratched DVDs and CDs…fixes them right up! No more skipping
I heard that too somewhere.
My friends always think I’m weird when I eat peanut butter straight from the jug. Love the stuff. Although I must say it is one of the worst things to eat when you have a cold. And I’m sorry to say, Jamie, but out of everything on the list, I think I like Jajdude’s “buttered peanut-encrusted *****” the best.
melt peanut butter in the microwave, and then drizzle it over vanilla ice cream. mmmm.
anyone else ever give their dog peanut butter just for the hell of it. it is so funny to watch.
Why not! It's not harmful, it's just a myth that it's bad.
shaving? with peanut butter? for men, wouldn’t that clog their pores? whatever works, huh?
that girl in the youtube vid is dry shaving… she’s REAL hard core.
those cookies look good!
Dear Lord! I thought I cussed too much. That chick was nuts. Whatever happened to language as an art form?
49. Segue: Thanks for the tip
Good thing I like milk, isn’t it? Lol
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wow im craving pb now…
#53-R/P- Something real funny put a tiny bit of PB on top of your dogs nose and watch him lick it off. Now that`s humor.
I love peanut butter on celery with raisins when I need a snack but don’t want anything too unhealthy. Otherwise I’m not a huge fan of it.