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	<title>Comments on: 10 More Extremely Bizarre And Pointless Patents</title>
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		<title>By: Eva</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-446667</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Eva]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Number 1...wouldn&#039;t the kid fly  out at really high speed, and then probably hit the wall and die...?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Number 1&#8230;wouldn&#8217;t the kid fly  out at really high speed, and then probably hit the wall and die&#8230;?</p>
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		<title>By: sakigehi</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-406831</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sakigehi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CENTRIFUGAL FORCE! lololololololol ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CENTRIFUGAL FORCE! lololololololol</p>
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		<title>By: drink</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-270903</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[drink]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 14:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#10: already in common use
#9: a fine idea if you miniaturized it
#8: gag gift
#7: vegas
#6: you win this one
#5: numerous alternative clocks exist, e.g. swatch internet time
#4: old people
#3: I&#039;ve known numerous people who would buy this
#2: patent was filed by a patent lawyer as a means of teaching his child how stupid the patent system is, and you are a failure for writing this article without doing any research, which would have shown you this. -2 points for your fail.
#1: this is indescribably awesome.

I give you a score of 0/10 for this article. Writing a meaningful list? You fail it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#10: already in common use<br />
#9: a fine idea if you miniaturized it<br />
#8: gag gift<br />
#7: vegas<br />
#6: you win this one<br />
#5: numerous alternative clocks exist, e.g. swatch internet time<br />
#4: old people<br />
#3: I&#8217;ve known numerous people who would buy this<br />
#2: patent was filed by a patent lawyer as a means of teaching his child how stupid the patent system is, and you are a failure for writing this article without doing any research, which would have shown you this. -2 points for your fail.<br />
#1: this is indescribably awesome.</p>
<p>I give you a score of 0/10 for this article. Writing a meaningful list? You fail it.</p>
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		<title>By: look2thestars4ever</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-268797</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[look2thestars4ever]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 01:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lol I remember number 3 being on Animal Planet&#039;s Most Extreme. I used to have a hamster and I remember wanting one so bad but now that I think about it...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol I remember number 3 being on Animal Planet&#8217;s Most Extreme. I used to have a hamster and I remember wanting one so bad but now that I think about it&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Rudi</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-253588</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rudi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Number 7 actually looks like fun, if a waste of money on the part of the bar owner.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Number 7 actually looks like fun, if a waste of money on the part of the bar owner.</p>
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		<title>By: Tom E</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-231357</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom E]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#039;ve never needed a urinal headrest, you&#039;ve never truly been drunk.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;ve never needed a urinal headrest, you&#8217;ve never truly been drunk.</p>
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		<title>By: S13558</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-226658</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[S13558]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good list.  I thoroughly enjoy your witty, snide remarks about these ridiculous patents.  I especially enjoyed the last one about the &quot;birthing&quot; device.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good list.  I thoroughly enjoy your witty, snide remarks about these ridiculous patents.  I especially enjoyed the last one about the &#8220;birthing&#8221; device.</p>
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		<title>By: Angel</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-209094</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Angel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#4 seems like something used in &quot;The Jetsons&quot; cartoons...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#4 seems like something used in &#8220;The Jetsons&#8221; cartoons&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Lindsey</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-191599</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lindsey]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i got a kick out of number one...wow, people can sure be idiots]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i got a kick out of number one&#8230;wow, people can sure be idiots</p>
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		<title>By: Nahh</title>
		<link>http://listverse.com/2009/05/07/10-more-extremely-bizarre-and-pointless-patents/comment-page-2/#comment-187999</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nahh]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After reading on the news that I python have eaten a baby, I realize that all of the above is just 2c of nonsense. Cause you get to do it hah?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After reading on the news that I python have eaten a baby, I realize that all of the above is just 2c of nonsense. Cause you get to do it hah?</p>
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