Technology is all around us – it has now become an integral (some might even say essential) part of our daily lives. With the complexity of technology comes a huge assortment of misconceptions and misunderstandings. This list looks at ten of the most common and dispels them. If you think of others that you feel ought to be here, mention them in the comments.

Misconception: It is dangerous to use a cellphone at a gas station
This misconception came about due to a bunch of emails being spread around the Internet describing cases of explosions caused by cellphone use. The emails were purported to have been sent by Shell Oil. When questioned, Shell denied sending the emails. Furthermore, not only has there never been a case of a cellphone causing an explosion at a gas station, no one has been able to prove that it is even possible in scientific testing. According to Snopes: “News reports routinely attribute gas pump fires to cell phone use whenever a fire occurs at a service station where such a phone was in use at the time, and police and firefighters at the scene often simply assume the connection between the two to be valid.” Despite this complete lack of evidence of likelihood of accident, Australia and New Zealand both display signs at gas stations telling people to turn off cellphones and the city of Cicero in Illinois has made the use of cellphones at gas stations illegal. Read the full Snopes article here.

Misconception: Charles Lindbergh was the first man to fly the Atlantic Ocean
Charles Lindbergh was not the first man to fly the Atlantic Ocean, although he was the first to have flown across it solo. The first flight had been done first in stages between May 8 and May 31, 1919, by the crew of the Navy-Curtiss NC-4 flying boat which took 24 days to complete its journey. The first truly non-stop transatlantic flight was made in 1919 by John Alcock and Arthur Whitten Brown in a modified Vickers Vimy bomber.

Misconception: The US Highway system was designed to allow planes to land in emergencies
The United States Interstate Highway System was not designed with airplane landings in mind. A common urban legend states that one out of every five (or ten) miles of highway must be straight and flat to allow emergency (or military) airplane landings, but this is not the case. However, several parts of the German and later the Swiss Autobahn system were indeed designed to be auxiliary military airports, both during World War II and the Cold War. [Source]

Misconception: Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press or movable type
Johannes Gutenberg was not the first to invent the printing press or movable type; these were in use in China and Korea centuries before. Gutenberg was the first European to use movable type, and he probably invented it independently; the printing press did have a larger influence on Western than on Eastern culture. Another misconception about Gutenberg is that the first thing he printed was the Latin Vulgate (known as the Gutenberg Bible). Gutenberg’s Bible was printed in Latin because he believed it would be more widely accessible to the common people. But prior to the Bible, he had printed a number of Catholic Church documents and papal letters. [Source]

Misconception: Web cookies are dangerous and should be avoided
In fact, cookies are plain text files which a website can store on your computer with information to manage your browsing. Unless there is a security flaw in your webbrowser, cookies can not access or modify files or settings on your computer, nor can they execute code. The only thing you have to fear from web cookies is the lack of privacy regarding some of your browsing habits. In general, cookies are helpful things – for example, they can keep you logged in to your favorite websites saving you from having to enter your login data every time you visit.

Misconception: Apple Macs don’t get viruses
While it is true that Macs almost never get viruses, it is also true that there are some in existence. First of all there are Macro Viruses which infect Microsoft Word and Excel documents. Because Word and Excel are available for the Mac also, this means that they can be potentially harmful on Macs as well (thanks Microsoft). As of writing, Apple recognizes four possible viruses for Macs, though they are seldom seen. The reason for the low number of viruses is that the Mac operating system is based on a Unix subsystem which usually prevents the average user from running software with sufficient privileges to allow harmful software to cause damage.

Misconception: Hitler created the autobahn
Many people believe that Hitler and the Nazis conceived of the idea of the first Autobahn (essentially a large motorway) in Germany (and the first laned free public motorway in the world). But in fact the autobahn was built in 1931 and opened by Konrad Adenauer, the Mayor of Cologne. This was two years before Hitler became Chancellor of Germany. Interestingly, however, the very first motorway (unlaned) was the pet project of a dictator: the Autostrada dei laghi was inaugaurated on the 21st of September 1924 in Milan during the rule of Benito Mussolini.

Misconception: Planes dump their toilet waste while up in the air
Not only do planes not dump their waste mid-flight, it is also impossible for them to do so short of some kind of catastrophe which causes the waste tanks to explode open (because the valve is on the outside of the plane). When toilets are used on a plane, the waste is dumped into a special tank. The waste remains in the tank until the plane lands, and then special ground crew members pump the tanks. So now you can rest safe in the knowledge that you don’t need to watch out for flying chunks of frozen poop when a plane flies over you. In case you are wondering about the sucking noise toilets on planes make, a vacuum is used to allow the toilet to be flushed with less water and because plumbing cannot rely on gravity alone in an aircraft in motion.

Misconception: Pong was the first video game
Computers are much older than many people think and when you talk about the very first game, most people tend to think of Pong. Pong was invented in 1972 by Atari and it was an arcade style game that featured two opposing paddles and a ball with which you played virtual tennis. It was the first commercially successful video game and it launched the video game industry. But… Twenty years earlier (in 1952), another game was created. It was called OXO and it was a noughts-and-crosses (tic-tac-toe) type game which was played on the EDSAC computer. It was made by Alexander Douglas for his PhD thesis at Cambridge University. It is quite astonishing to think that the very first computer game was created nearly sixty years ago!

Misconception: The web is the Internet
This is a very common misconception, most likely brought about due to the fact that most people use the web as their almost exclusive method of using the Internet. But in fact, the Internet technically began to exist in the form we know it on January 1, 1983 when its predecessor (Arpanet) began using TCP/IP – the system of network communication still used today. The web was invented by an Englishman called Tim Berners-Lee in 1989. The World Wide Web is made up of servers (which serve the pages) and clients (like Firefox, Safari, and IE) which display the page. The Internet is the set of technologies beneath the web which enable the web to exist. If the Internet didn’t exist, the web would not be able to function; if the web didn’t exist, the Internet still would. Other programs that use the Internet which have nothing at all to do with the web are email, IRC (Internet Relay Chat), most internet messaging programs, newsgroups, BitTorrent, telnet, FTP, etc.
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nice huh.
Damn you Akino, Damn you. beat me by a hair!
Bonus: Al Gore invented the internet
joe mama: done that one – it caused a furore
Damn son, number six got me hungry!
Nice informative list and i love #10. Reminds me of when i answered a call while fueling up at the station. The looks that people gave me where the kind i would expect had i started to eat a baby. Scientifically disproven and still people freak out because they heard on the news or saw on the web that using a cellphone at the pump will end in your explosive fiery death. Just another example of using fear to control people.
Oh and joe mama…Gore invented global warming as well. Dundunduuuuun!
I always think of the mythbusters episode where they couldn’t get static electricity to ignite a chamber basically full of gasoline vapors. If the Mythbusters can’t make it blow up, there is no way I can
Newfangled guns on the list g. Also, Benjamin Franklin did not invent the spoon. yo
lol @jeremy. hehe.
The picture for number 6 made me very confused before I saw the title. hehe
Jamie Frater invented the List Universe?
Whoops, that one IS true! Thanks jf.
Those signs to turn off the phone are in French gas station too.
Damn, 6 makes me hungry.
loll jajdude :]
your comments always make me laugh
very hot salsa list my amigo! And i completely know what I4gotmyMantra is talking about lol
Most people do not know that about Gutenburg, although I whould never try to take any credit away from him.
good list
Bonus item for Amish people: Electricity will not eat your soul.
stunty: nor will buttons
So cellphones will not blow you up, but they WILL give you brain cancer? lol
deeeziner: I am not even sure that that has been proven either
I knew about the internet one I’ve been using MIrC and FTP for years, what up Rascalian! #akstoners ftw
mexecution: rather than using mIRC you should have used Bersirc which I wrote back in the day! You can read about it on Wikipedia here. The people that make it now ruined it – so don’t bother getting a copy unless you can get the one I did – version 1.4 was the last one of mine released to the public though I did make a 1.5 which had a limited beta release.
Here is a screenshot of my version.
I put my heart and soul into that software!
17. deeeziner (and 18. jfrater)
Most recent study (done by the Danish Cancer Society) has found no correlation between cell phone use and brain cancer.
And no, I didn’t google that just now to make myself sound smart!! …I googled it earlier when working on another list, haha…
You still shouldnt’t use your mobile phone while you’re filling up as it can distract your attention from what you’re doing. That’s why some places have signs up prohibiting their use
@ 22 I think youre on to something here
Wow, I learned a lot from this list! I’d heard the thing about the cell phones at gas stations years ago, but the local news/paper debunked it pretty quickly. I have never seen or heard of anyone from my city being even remotely concerned about it. Then again, I’m from Indianapolis. We have a gigantic racetrack, four enormous tanks of gas, and a “Gasoline Alley” sitting in the middle of the city. It would be too much of a hassle to worry about cell phones making it all explode, since the cars do that all by themselves.
The internet was actually invented for DoD purpsoes in 1969. It was to be used in case of a nuclear war.
On the computer game one, Pong was not even the first cabinet game, let alone the first game. Computer Space was. There was on of them in the background in Jaws. Look up Nolan Bushnell. He started Atari and Chuckee Cheese.
At number 7.
Misconception: Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press or movable type
Shouldn’t there be ”printing press OF movable type”
Because it makes no sense this way. I know it’s just a nitpick but nevertheless.
i think Gutenburg’s greatest achievement was Short Circuit.
In very simple terms.
The web is the pages you look at and the internet is how they got there.
Stunty – not sure that a website is the best advice forun for Amish folk.
Forun = forum – damn my crippled fingers!
In Canada too there are a number of gas stations that advise you not to use a cell phone while pumping gas, I don’t think it’s illegal though; maybe more of a suggestion of how to live through another day.
j/k
21. gabi319 -thank you for putting my BRAIN at ease..hehehe
27. scrumpy-U make-a mee laff!
20. jfrater –Read the wiki link you posted. Makes you kind of sound like internet royalty. Do I have to wear formal attire when PMing you now?
Have you any other gadgets up your sleeve that make the internet a more accessible place for us users, that you haven’t mentioned?
(Not counting LV’s entertaining and knowledgeable presence, of course.)
The Gutenberg Bible as descrided briefly in #7 was probably the first print of the bible, though not the first print as mentioned for GUtenberg. He may have had the first version of the bible in Print I believe.
If so it was great that he helped to establish a starting point to the printing of the Bible to have carried the momentum to get to where it is the biggest selling book of all time today.
I like the list this morning. I only knew of numbers 3 and 8.
Hope the kid doesn’t read about the cell phone at the pump. It’s the only time I can get her off the phone.
35. Cybogen : You do notice that you failed to capatalize “Bible” twice right? Sinner…
It’s probably a statement on how much more sleep I need that on reading scrumpy’s #27 I briefly wondered why Gutenberg was printing circuit diagrams before we had learned how to harness electricity. Then I had a mental reshuffle and lost some coffee. That was funny.
Good list, ’twas interesting.
Woohooo! Technology… I’m always fearful of the mobile in gas stations one… I do think it is possible, but incredibly unlikely to happen.
Screw Bill Gates – he is the incubus
The internet is not a web, it’s a series of tubes.
39. archangel:
Exploding cell phones have occurred and people weren’t even using the phone! Happens with ipods as well, but there really isn’t anything to worry about. Whether using the device or not, the common thread with all of them is they replaced the real battery with a cheap knockoff which caused it to overheat and spark. One news story described a boy with his ipod in his living room. Not a cell phone, not a gas station.
As long as you’ve got good batteries (and/or replaced them with quality batteries), you should be ok!
40. TEX – “Screw Bill Gates – he is the incubus”
Bill Gates is sneaking into your dreams trying to impregnate you? If so…then it wouldn’t be ‘screw Bill Gates’ but rather…..
Hm, I thought the Movable Type was invented by Gutenburg.
I’ve been browsing this site most of time recently, I really like the lists.
Never knew. Anyway, I enjoyed this list, jfrater, can’t wait to see more!
Ugh. Pet peeve.
#1 should be:
“Technology is New
The modern perception is that ‘technology’ is something new. It has become common practice in the late 1900′s and early 2000′s to equate ‘technology’ with ‘computer and electronic technology.’ In fact, technology has been around since before consciously recorded history. Defined as (applied) ‘the practical application of science to commerce or industry’ or (theoretical) ‘the discipline dealing with the art or science of applying scientific knowledge to practical problems’ there are examples of the use of technology in every archeological dig in which tools are found. Stone implements, such as knives, are early examples of technology. A simple hammer and the accompanying nail are examples of simple technology.”
I think the whole thing with ‘no phones’ at petrol stations is so that you concentrate only on filling your car with feul. Much like using phone while driving: your distracted and may not pay attention, which causes accidents. Although at Petrol stations the problem may be with overfilling your tank and spilling petrol on the floor, which could cause an accident.
What about INTERNETS? Wasn’t invented by Bush?
Another misconseption AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET
Another misconception: Al Core claimed he invented the internet. He neither invented it, nor claimed to. It’s all right here on Snopes.
Another myth is finding your dream match at e-harmony.
Buzz words like cute, *****y, fit, and emotionally stable are equated to having a face that resembles a tar and gravel roof, gag inducing, morbidly obese and bat***** crazy.
Least that’s what I heard from a friend.
buc, your friend was lying to you. You do not have a face that resembles a tar roof.
Here´s a video that shows a fire induced by a cell phone (WARNING a person sets on fire):
It could be static electricity, but it seems as if the fire starts as the phone rings right?
Missed fact:
- Overall, technology hasn´t carved a happier planet
I’d like to shake the hand of the person who developed the technology responsible for aloe & E toilette paper (after they wash their hands of course).
J Frater – you just had to make a list that included no.1 to prove you point last week – lol
According to a book I read, Gutenberg’s great advance was not the invention of movable type, but rather a method of mass producing it (pouring type metal into a mold rather than having to carve each letter individually.
Number 1 is very valid, roll up a ball of tinfoil, loose ball, put some gasoline on it, not to much as its going to light. Grab a cell phone, and phone someone. It make take a couple tries, In one instance it took me 58 calls to get it to go, in another only 23, try it
REMEMBER TO USE CAUTION WHEN DOING THIS AS FIRE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR NICE THINGS AND HEALTH, DO EXPERIMENT OUTSIDE IN A CONTROLLED AREA WITH FLAME RETARDANT MATERIALS. That being said, my butt is covered
buc eharmony sent me an email that got by m spam folder for three months at half off. Considering the sad state of my love life, I was actually wondering about it.
56. callie_
Why don´t you publish a “Top ten attributes I look for in a man” and a “Top ten distinctive features callie has to offer”.
Maybe LV could help you out
Blind dates scare the hell out of me – but I have devised a system that you might try.
First arrange the date in a busy open public place, some where with a lot of people mingling, like a market or mall or something. At a designated time and place, have the prospect appear, call it observed point “A”, while you observe from point “B” at a safe distance, consider binoculars or telescopic sight for this. If the prospect has not lied in their description/profile and you feel the desire, at a designated time, prospect has been instructed to move to observation position “C” where there is an unobstructed view of position “D”, which you now occupy since you moved from “observation B” prior to their move from “observed A” to observation “C”. It is CRITICAL that observed point “D” be in close proximity to an establishment that serves alcohol. The prospect has ten minutes to decide whether to join you or leave you there like the loser you fear you are becoming.
There are three possible outcomes with similar results.
1 – you choose not to meet prospect at point “A” and proceed to bar near “D” for cocktails
2 – the prospect chooses to join you at “D” and proceed to the bar for cocktails
3 – time runs out at point “D” and you proceed to the bar for cocktails
THEN
4 – get drunk and jump into bed with whatever you can snag at the bar
And remember – rejection is part of being single (or married!)
58. TEX: Well thought out plan of attack! Need to ad this to the perfect date list.
Wait till skynet comes aware then we are all screwed