Comments on: Another 10 Incredibly Bizarre Deaths

By: me

me — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:20:29 +0000

i dont think no 4 qualifies for this list

By: Captain Carrot

Captain Carrot — Wed, 25 May 2011 01:56:13 +0000

I’m surprised more people haven’t mentioned the burning/eaten alive one. Good God, could you imagine the amount of pain to not actually be burned until death, like number 10, but partially roasted (so as not to allow death as a release) and then eaten by others?

Not only would it take a pretty long time to die from and be excruciatingly painful but just imagine being made to sit on a surface that hot (think of where your balls will probably rest when you sit down) w/a hot crown around your skull?? Come on, people!

I don’t see how anybody could say 10 is worse than that. If given a choice between the two (but ultimately best case would be neither) I would have to say burning alive would probably be a better way to go. It’d def be quicker than being partially roasted and then having chunks of your flesh bitten off for God knows how long until you die.

I mean, you not only have to endure the pain of being bitten into and your flesh ripped from your body in small pieces, but have to sit and watch them chew it before taking another bite!!! Sheer agony…

By: FaerchFan

FaerchFan — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 23:37:26 +0000

these are 1000 ways to die worthy. i think 9 was on there actually. btw “strap on head” sounds kinda gross lol.

By: Moo

Moo — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:59:18 +0000

#7 had nothing to do with the cards, the cards had no effect.

By: Dood

Dood — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:52:04 +0000

Number 7 couldn't have happened as listed.
A) nitrocellulose is flashpaper, it doesn't react when wet
B) it is unlikely that the paper would have had enough force ro become a lethal projectile at any range, it was probably the broom handle.

By: fendabenda

fendabenda — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 11:18:39 +0000

No, you spelt it wrong. But who cares..?

By: speedyturtle91

speedyturtle91 — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 03:10:17 +0000

Dragging someone around naked and then killing them with sea shells isn’t a very Christian thing to do.

By: kagetaicho

kagetaicho — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:47:41 +0000

Number 8 is just terrible.

By: theydeserveit

theydeserveit — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:29:50 +0000

I used to have nightmares quite frequently of being in an uncontrollable elevator. It would accelerate up and down without stopping forever and the doors would never open to let you out and when you would think it would stop to let you out it would continue again. When I mean accelerate up and down I mean like hellish fast, like you think it is going to crash down to the bottom then take you back up to do it all over again.

By: Eloise

Eloise — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:41:58 +0000

@Foamy

Yes it would. He took a piece of pipe with two openings. He closed one end, added water and the cards. He put the pipe over the heater and then place the other opening FIRMLY against his head, effectively sealing the pipe.