The definition of being a man has changed drastically over the centuries. From he who can kill the buffalo, to he who can afford the most slaves, to he who can afford the tickets on the 50-yard line. The following ten points are the most important skills a man can have to survive in modern society.
Attention to detail and knowledge of the game are vital in the ability to properly score a game. Knowing that a runner touching home scores a run is not enough. A man should be able to document in only a few letters, numbers, and symbols everything that he sees happen from the first pitch to the final out. You should also be able to explain why “BB” means walk.
This seemingly basic skill is often overlooked by those who never joined the Boy Scouts. The skill was fine-tuned centuries ago, but one can never be sure when he will have to provide a fire for warmth, to cook, or for sheer pleasure. Start with small dry twigs in the shape of a teepee, and slowly build up to larger pieces of wood. Don’t smother it, but don’t let too much air in.
Imagine waking up the day of an important meeting or interview, showering, getting dressed, and then not being able to tie the tie. The open collar look might work for some of us, but for most it will simply look sloppy. There are plenty of videos on youtube to help you out. Personally I use a little cheat-sheet given to my grandfather by a department store in the ‘50s. Some things just don’t change with time. Looking good is one of them. I recommend learning the “four in hand” method as it is the simplest – the adventurous might want to try a full windsor. Be sure to have a dimple in the tie (as is visible in the picture above).
Whether in the pool hall or a volleyball game at the company picnic, no one wants to lose. More importantly, no one wants to look like an idiot. As they say, you can’t win them all, but you can keep yourself from being embarrassed. A man should know the basic skills of every major sport, football, basketball, soccer, baseball, hockey, and various forms of non athletic games such as poker, pool, and fishing. Also, one should be able to explain the rules and basic skills of any of these competitions to any woman who asks.
Every man has been in this situation: On a date with a cute girl, when suddenly the car stops working. She looks at you with those wide eyes, assuming you know how to fix it. Surprise ladies, we are not all mechanics. However, a man should be able to change a tire, jump start a car, recognize any fluids in the car, and be able to get the car to someone who can fix it, while not showing weakness in front of his lady.
As a man, you have certain responsibilities to your friends. Possibly the most important one is to help him get laid. It may involve starting the conversation, or even distracting the less desirable friend. You should be able to accept anything short of long-term physical injury in order to help a buddy out. These acts should be rewarded for their bravery and must be re-paid.
A good conversation is almost an art form. The ability to be interesting and charismatic without dominating a conversation is a skill reserved for the real men amongst us. A man should have a good joke on hand, as well as a supported opinion of most current events, from the threat of Iran as a nuclear power to the Pacers’ need for a starting center.
CPR, the Heimlich maneuver, dressing cuts, scrapes, burns, and bruises, are all invaluable skills that could benefit you to know. It could mean the difference between life and death, or simply make you more comfortable. The possible importance of these skills can not be understated. Knowing these skills will also keep you from panicking if the situation should arise. It will keep everyone safer and can save lives.
As Clint Eastwood said in Gran Torino, “WD-40, a vice grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone”. Most household problems, from squeaky doors to dripping faucets, can be fixed easily by anyone with a clue. Fixing things by yourself will save you money and be more satisfying than calling in a professional.
Long gone are the days of hunting and gathering, where any food was considered good food. A real man should know his way around a kitchen and be able to cook a good meal now and again. When in the company of others, ramen and poptarts do not count. Check out some of our previous lists for some tips and ideas.






























Nonsense! All nonsense!
you r right. that is a list for stupid people with little brain evolution. believing this list does not prepare a man for the next century.
massive lol over here
i agree,completely
Should this mean "10 skills every AMERICAN man should have?" i just read number 10 and realised that a horrible mistake has been made while coming up with the title
American men are the only ones who count ay?
ever been to japan which ironically has adopted the AMERICAN pasttime as there own and we forgot about pretty much it gets like 5 min on the sports news now adays
I think I only score 3 out of 10(!) I can score a cricket match though!
haha! The proper way lol
Switch baseball with cricket for the non americans
Damn. I currently score 0/10.
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i don’t know if cooking should be on here, bbq yes cooking no… also why is bb for a walk in baseball boxscores?
BB or bb, means that the runner can take 1st base as the 'count'( ie- 2/2) is always given in what the Umpire (dude b-hind the home-plate) calls as balls/strikes, in that order. So if you hear the announcer say "Full Count'" , this would be 3/2……in other words, unless the batter fouls off, he is either going to WALK (4)/2 or STRIKE OUT 3/(3), or get a hit. BB means Base on balls- reached 4 balls, before 3 strikes or getting a hit, K?
that counts as 1/10
Aw, come on! Score a baseball game? That’s kinda U.S. centered, don’t you think? I’ll bet thousands of Europeans would disagree with you on that.
Otherwise, nice little list, although these kind of things are up for debate, of course. Honestly, I think every person should know how to give first aid, manage a conversation and cook, not only men.
you are right, i am french, i can't score a baseball game and i don't care
i also disagree with the "tie part" but not sure it's because i am european
everything is actually perfectly fine .A man should be able to do all of these things
except for that baseball thing ,no one gives a ***** about it other than america
And Japan and Korea and Cuba and Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic and Mexico and Canada and do you watch the Olympic summer games where it's been played since 1904
dunno where you got this from but Baseball hasn't been in the Olympics since 1902…it had a sort of unofficial showing at the those games. It was then made official in 1992 and won't be there in 2012…do you watch the news or read books, they've been out since, well, longer than you have.
No.10 should be “Understand The Technicalities Of Sports.” Knowing how to score a baseball game is pretty useless outside the US.
Adept rifles on the list G. A man with a plan can understand what’s at hand,yo.
The perfect man……every girls dream
thanks i didnt know you noticed.
being able to explain offside to a woman should suffice
Wow us English all know how to score a Baseball game. Sorry this list means nothing to me.
9/10 for me and my womaly parts.
I don’t know enough about cars, tragic.
Sweet list, except number 10 is really covered by number 7. Surely some prowess in the bedroom is a skill that could slip into the top 10.
BB means base on balls for baseball.
this explanation was brought to you by a guy living in england
This list is ignorant and wtf why isnt “take care of you children” on here.
Change a diaper, teach a kid to read…..
HOW SHALLOW
no wonder men today are worthless and it took me 28 years to find the gem I have who BYW scored 4/10.
Hes a good father, a good provider, he doesnt drink or cheat.
calm down this cant be that bad. I assume who ever wrote this targeted people who didn't have kids?? dumb *****…
jeez – you need to chill out. this was all clearly said tongue-in-cheek because as everyone knows, the most important skill a man needs this day is how to hold his own in a Pro Evolution Soccer tournament with all the boys – while the WAGS make snacks & bring the beers over
thanks schmoon, i live in canada and could give a crap about baseball
The rest of the world agrees XD
Ok first off Baseball should be changed to the countries particular Major sport, in my case Rugby which i know the rules of.
I dont know ***** about cars and the last time i was meant to be a wingman im pretty sure the girl was under age and i was already in a relationship so im going to give myself 8 1/2 out of 10.
@Bee (12):
Yeah i think there are less and less Car guys these days, maybe we should start a club
That’s pretty solid…
wow, gender typing and *****ism in one poorly written list…
this list is absurd.
I got 4/10.
I can build a fire, tie and tie, first aid and fix things.
The rest seem pretty useless and I illogical.
Am I the only one who thinks this list is an awesome collection of stereotypes and generalizations fed to women by magazines as to what to look for in the perfect guy?
I’m kinda shocked that so many people are taking it seriously. To me, the skills a man ‘should’ have depends on his lifestyle and personality. The use of ‘should’ alone suggests to me that the skills mentioned fit a particular ‘type’.
And this is why I rarely let myself comment – I’m rambling again, but FWIW RandomPrecision, I like it.
With the exception of baseball you’ve got it dead on there.
8/10 for me- not so bad
Ru, yeah mate explaining the offside rule should be a good Brit/Euro replacement for number 10.
I don’t no s**t about cars, bikes I’m good with but cars have to much pointless crap in them. Who really needs radios, A/C, seatbelts and room for passengers.
Can I get half a point then since I’m good with bikes but crap with cars?
What nonsense. This list should be removed from this site. This is clearly a matter of RandomPrecision24 and HIS idea of what a man should be. Most of these things have nothing to do with masculinity and all to do with machoism.
I can’t fully agree with this list. I don’t see the logic in propagating gender roles, even if the list was meant for humor. Encouraging stereotypical masculine and feminine roles only isolates those of us who don’t have an interest in it or simply aren’t good in the subject. When I was a kid I was hounded over liking videogames…now I am stereotyped as a ***** because I am career-oriented and am a mediocre cook.
When a guy doesn”t exhibit stereotypical behavior, it’s worse – he isn’t a “man” if he doesn’t like sports or can’t repair a car….
Life would be simpler without this gender role crap.
Get the joke and laugh for christs sake. I hate stereotyping too but there is such a thing as getting a joke, same a racism.
explain the joke..
WTF is 'converse" and "cook", then? Those aren't typical gender roles.
WHY should sports be on the list? How about to fit in with the 'norm'? You take your significant other to a party of your friends, and he's put in a room with a dozen other Alpha-males talking sports, and soon he'll find himself gravitating towards you and the girls, emasculating himself. Maybe it's endearing to you- but to the 'norm'- he's a bit of a black sheep. Black sheep sometimes find it harder to climb the corporate (or non-corporate) as well as social ladders. Maybe it's not 'fair'- whaaaaa. Life's not fair, and those who don't seek to even their own odds deserve to fail when they do.
If you're happy with your mate not being a 'stereotypical alpha-male', that's good for you- maybe better for him. Everyone has characteristics that they look for in a mate- some are evolutionary instincts, others are environmental. Some women only care about being taken care of financially. Others only need emotional support. Others want a perfect alpha male. Everyone else falls somewhere in between. If you're happy with your mate not being a 'stereotypical alpha-male', that's good for you- maybe better for him, especially if he is happy too.
BTW, I'm 10/10 on the list. I also know how to change a diaper, sew, fix computers, build a house, do laundry, help the kids with homework, and can even hold an intelligent conversation about quantum physics if it comes up. My wife is much better looking than I am- since she didn't marry me for my looks or my money- I can only guess it's because I'm a pretty well-rounded guy who can take care of almost any problem that comes along.
Yep I didnt like #10 either. I give a damn about baseball. Cricket I like.
And hey my girlfriend thinks I am “adorable” because I cant tie a tie (she doesn’t know that I can)
No. 10 is what American men should know…
What a useless pointless list!!!!!!!
But very fun indeed, loved it.
BTW, I score 2/10.
There’s so many things wrong with this list….
10/10 …….therefore I win.
Right there with ya. Comments are full of a bunch of sniveling *****es.
Both of you. Here are your propeller hats.
Funny list, I am now apparently 100% man
I’ll inform my vagina!
On a completely different note; is anyone else seeing the ’1 *****y stomach rule: Obey’ advert, the 1 rule according to the picture clearly being ‘GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR BABY!’
Gotta love the world of advertising.
Personally I think this list, on top the last very not scientific list the other day is lacking quality (hell it just sucks. why do i need to score a baseball game?). How about a a list of 10 survival skills everyone should know.
Why so cynical Cazzazz, you mean you don’t believe you can go from the before (apparently preggers) picture to the after (apparently a bloody super model) picture in just 3 weeks?
@ Stacy Braswell
you say your man doesnt drink or cheat?? well not to your knowledge, he could be slammin your sister WHILE throwin back shots of JD….
10 out of 10! Be calm ladies, line up, there’s plenty of me to go around.
i got 7/10 and can wing it on the other 3. maybe the ability to wing it should’ve been on this list.
i learned how to score a baseball game from my grandma and i learned how NOT to fix things from my dad. actually, i think i’ve learned more of those things from women since i don’t like men and usually don’t hang out around them.
baseball might not be such a fun game to watch for most people but IMO its the best game out there to actually play.
although i am biased because i’ve never tried crickett but i would be happy to give it a try cause it seems similar.
Wow, a list straight out of the Fifties!
Really, really dumb list. I’m yawning, loudly, like a man.
hey it both involves a bat type thingy and a ball, ‘In My Opinion’ that qualifies as alike since I’m dutchy and ignorent to both of them
@ChevalierDupin: i totally agree with u, this list does not belong here and its stupid. i vote for it to be removed.
not an interesting list…
Haha, I only have 4 of those skills. Guess I’m not as manly as I thought.
(#10 doesn’t apply to me since no one plays Baseball where i live).
@Milos and Chevalier: I agree. This is just propogating stupid gender stereotypes. If it’s meant as a joke, it’s really not very funny.
@Jfrater: I vote for this to be deleted. Is the listverse a democracy?
Is this meant to be a joke? If you think playing or even liking sports makes you a ‘man’ then you’re seriously misguided. My boyfriend doesn’t like sport and trust me, he’s all man
it means I don’t get ignored for weeks at a time when major sporting tournaments are on the TV.
@necro_penguin (39): i totally agree with you. A man should be able to wing it:)))
its obvios that this list sucks. We should vote it out and make a new list. A better list:))
i suggest also that a man must always help a lady
InfearNO and Ru: You guys are so right! Everytime Im near a football match, guys always tries and explains the offside rules like it is the most important thing in the world and us girl never understand anything nor care…but it sure seem like the guys thinks it is essential knowledge and don’t understand who you can go trough life not understandin the offside rules
winging it is really important indeed, considering most men live by the rule ‘it seemed like a good idea at the time’
always helping a lady is rather outdated though, that’s why we invented emancipation, so women can’t demand we do stuff for them
and I don’t particularly hate sports, but I’m far from a fan of any sport either.
my car is way too complicated for me to fix, with all the technogadgets, to me it’s important to be able to fix a flat tire on all vehicles…
This list should have been called:
1. Ten skills every American … north American man should have
2. Ten skills every person should have
3. Ten skills every woooman should have.
4. Ten skills every grandfather should have.
5. Ten skills every grandmother (for that matter) should have.
I could also feel it from the first point that the title of this list was misleading. This is list is meaningless, stupid, nonsensical and just a waste of cyberspace, time and money.
Surely No.1 on the list should be realising that there is a world outside the USA. Nobody outside America cares about Baseball.
How wonderfully ironic that whilst writing this comment the spell check is telling me i have spelt realising wrong.
The irony just won’t stop. Now it’s trying to tell me that spelt is not a word.
“Spelt” is indeed a word. It’s a hexaploid species of wheat, a.k.a. “triticum spelta” in Latin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelt
I can fill in 9 of 10. Most of them pretty well, some less (Car Maintenance)
But I would be able to score a Baseball game if my life depended on it.
And yes, I am european.
Scoring baseball clearly doesn’t belong on here (and I’m in the USA).
Clear oversights on the list:
- Grilling meat for a large quantity of people.
- Covering a tab graciously.
- Expertly coaching kids at [your country's popular sport].
-C
Oh come on. It’s one thing to dislike a list (inevitable) from time to time, but does it really offend you enough to demand that it be taken down? You can’t just wait 24 hours for a new list to be posted and forget all about this one? You’re ok with ruining it for other people who have yet seen it and cast their own opinions about the list? All this list has is 10 “skills” (or stereotypes) that men have. Doesn’t mean you have to agree with it. That is what’s great about this site. Overall this list is harmless and you’re overreacting.
this list is a failure.
number 10 is totally useless unless you live in USA or Japan. Basebell is not appealing to anyone outside those 2 countries.
also I don’t wear ties and will never do. I cannot stand anything tied around my neck (not even ropes). so number 8 is useless as much.
number 7 is quite arguable: you listed games almost unknown here in Italy. also saying “Also, one should be able to explain the rules and basic skills of any of these competitions to any woman who asks.” shows you’re a maschilist that presumes women need to be explained sports (I’d need too, as I stated, for example).
I agree with some of those points but for the majority this list is a failure.
You’re right, over half the population of every asian and american country don’t watch baseball, your opinion is based on zero fact… you should probably consider studying up before making ignorant comments.
Number 10 should be: Knowing how to touch a woman.
Knowing when a light touch is needed and when a firmer grip is needed. I am NOT talking about physical abuse.
What a ridiculously outdated list… way to promote ludicrously archaic male stereotypes! Who cares a damn if a guy can score one sport that’s insignificant outside of the USA? Why would you need to hold your own in every sport? The author has prowess in ski jumping, curling and caber tossing does he?
Disappointing… seems that the reliable quality of these lists is to be mourned as a thing of the past.