We have covered many animal topics on Listverse before, but this is our first list of badass animals. These are not necessarily dangerous or scary creatures – but they do all have one thing in common: they are very unique. The criteria for this list: the animal must be alive (ie, no dinosaurs), and it must be awesome. Without further ado, the ten most badass living creatures.
The komodo dragon is the largest living species of lizard, growing to an average length of 2 to 3 metres (6.6 to 9.8 ft) and weighing around 70 kilograms (150 lb). Their unusual size is attributed to island gigantism, since there are no other carnivorous animals to fill the niche on the islands where they live. Although attacks are very rare, Komodo dragons have been known to attack humans; five people have been killed since 1974. One of the most recent attacks in 2007 was blamed on environmentalists who have protested to have goat sacrifices stopped. Komodo dragons are quite smart and can recognize different humans. They also play with toys like humans and (for the most part) behave tamely when in captivity. The most amazing (and badass) characteristic of the komodo dragon is that the female can lay eggs that hatch without being fertilized by a male (this is called parthenogenesis).
The Giant African snail is so badass and huge that in order to eradicate it, people employ the use of flame throwers. In recent times, the land snails have been kept as pets; however, they are illegal to possess in some countries including the United States. The snails are easy to keep and, when bred in captivity, are unlikely to carry parasites. They are hermaphrodites who produce both eggs and sperm but while they are able to reproduce asexually, they do usually mate with other giant snails. Oh – and these snails love to drink beer because the yeast stimulates their growth.
Flying snakes are mildly venomous, though they are considered harmless because their toxicity is not dangerous to humans. But, while it may be harmless, this snake has an amazing ability which makes it both badass and horrifying. It is able to throw itself from one place to another while slithering in the sky. Upon reaching the end of a tree’s branch, the snake continues moving until its tail dangles from the branch’s end. It then makes a J shape bend, leans forward to select the level of inclination it wishes to travel to control its flight path as well as selecting a desired landing area. It then propels itself by thrusting its body up and away from the tree, sucking in its stomach, flaring out its ribs to turn its body in a “pseudo concave wing”. Flying snakes are able to glide better than flying squirrels and other gliding animals, despite lack of limbs, wings, or any other wing-like projections, gliding through the forest and jungle it inhabits with the length being as great as 100 m.
The frilled shark is a living fossil shark species which looks like a hideous giant eel but is actually a shark. On January 21, 2007, staff at Awashima Marine Park in Shizuoka, southwest of Tokyo, were alerted by fishermen to a ’strange eel-like fish with razor sharp teeth’. The fish was identified as a pregnant female 1.6 m frilled shark and was captured by park staff who were concerned that the shark appeared to be unhealthy. They took it out of the water and put it into a salt water tank where they filmed it and took pictures of it. The shark died a few hours after capture. The frilled shark is sometimes referred to as a living fossil partially because the species has changed little since pre-historic times.
Millipedes can be quite dangerous creatures, but the shocking pink dragon millipede takes the cake for its nastiness. This millipede shoots cyanide from its mouth. It is a spiny and toxic millipede aptly named for its bright pink color. These adult millipedes are approximately 3 cm long and live in the open on leaf litter. Because of their ability to create cyanide, the millipede smells like almonds (the common odor of cyanide).
Despite their name, the mantis shrimps are neither shrimp nor mantises, but receive their name purely from the physical resemblance to both the praying mantis and the shrimp. These creatures are sometimes referred to as “thumb splitters” because their claws are strong enough to split human appendages. These highly intelligent creatures are often monogamous and they get to know and regularly interact with their neighbors. The mantis shrimp also has the best eyesight in the animal world with 16 different photoreceptor types (compared to four in humans). But – what really makes these creatures badass is their ability to break out of aquariums by smashing the glass with their claws. It has a punch stronger than a .22 calibre pistol.
The Giant Amazonian Centipede can grow to over a foot in length. It is carnivorous, feeding on lizards, frogs, birds, mice, and even bats which it can catch in mid flight! It is also known to prey on tarantulas. The centipede has modified claws called forcipules which curve around its head and can deliver venom into its prey. The extremely potent venom, containing acetylcholine, histamine and serotonin (pain mediators), proteases and a cardiodepressant factor, is toxic to humans and causes severe swelling, chills, fever, and weakness. However, although bites are painful, they are unlikely to be fatal – nevertheless, this is a creature I don’t want to come into contact with. In the clip above you can see the centipede catching a bat in midair.
The 2007 edition of the Guinness World Records lists the cassowary as the world’s most dangerous bird. Normally cassowaries are very shy but when disturbed can lash out dangerously with their powerful legs. During World War II American and Australian troops stationed in New Guinea were warned to steer clear of the birds. They are capable of inflicting fatal injuries to an adult human. Usually, attacks are the result of provocation. Wounded or cornered birds are particularly dangerous. Cassowaries, deftly using their surroundings to conceal their movements, have been known to out-flank organized groups of human predators. Cassowaries are considered to be one of the most dangerous animals to keep in zoos, based on the frequency and severity of injuries incurred by zookeepers. If you think the picture above is scary, check out this image of its feet.
The Humboldt squid is a large, predatory squid found in the waters of the Humboldt Current in the Eastern Pacific Ocean. These squid hunt in packs of up to 1,200 and use their ability to rapidly change color to communicate with each other. Scientists believe that they are highly intelligent and use complex communication. Each tentacle is covered with suckers filled with razor sharp teeth which they use to drag their prey to their beaks. They often approach prey quickly with all ten appendages extended forward in a cone-like shape. Upon reaching striking distance, they will open their eight swimming and grasping arms, and extend two long tentacles covered in sharp ‘teeth,’ grabbing their prey and pulling it back towards a parrot-like beak, which can easily cause dramatic lacerations to human flesh. The whole process takes place in seconds. To make matters worse, these creatures love hunting humans – they do it very frequently and most fisherman in the area know of at least one or two friends who have been eaten by a pack of these monsters.
The immortal jellyfish (turritopsis nutricula) has to be item one on this list because of the fact that it is immortal. That isn’t hyperbole – it really is immortal. After reaching sexual maturity, this jellyfish is able to reverse its aging process and become a polyp again. The ability to reverse the life cycle is probably unique in the animal kingdom, and allows the jellyfish to bypass death, rendering the Turritopsis nutricula biologically immortal. Lab tests showed that 100% of specimens reverted to the polyp stage.
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August 10th, 2009 at 1:34 am
I want to reverse my lifecycle and become a kid again
August 10th, 2009 at 1:36 am
fascinating, my favourites are the squid, and the immortal jellyfish, cassowarys are pretty cool too
August 10th, 2009 at 1:38 am
kick ass list
August 10th, 2009 at 1:39 am
that flying/gliding snake just might be the scariest thing i have ever seen in my life. im not too fond of snakes to begin with, but once they start flying at my face then its open season on the little bastards.
August 10th, 2009 at 1:41 am
Very cool list, I had not heard of a few of these animals. And believe me, I don’t really want to run in to any of these animals either.
August 10th, 2009 at 1:44 am
I couldn’t pick are favorite from this list, because I think they are all incredible. Fantastic list.
August 10th, 2009 at 1:46 am
Any list like this that starts with the Komodo Dragon has got to be a winner!
August 10th, 2009 at 1:54 am
I bet scientists are ALL OVER that immortal jellyfish’s DNA! …remember how they injected that bioluminescent jellyfish’s DNA into mice, and the mice started glowing, too? I see a pattern here…. . . .
August 10th, 2009 at 1:55 am
that jellyfish kicks ass! nice list!
August 10th, 2009 at 1:56 am
awesome list
August 10th, 2009 at 1:59 am
Id like to mention the fact the it is thought that the saliva of the komodo dragon contains a bacteria that is extremely toxic. They usually bite birds or other animals and continue to follow them until that animal dies cuz of the toxcity of their saliva. The komodo dragon isnt affected by the bacteria cuz its blood contains some kind of antidote
August 10th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Wow. Some of these creatures are amazing. Especially the last one, that’s pretty impressive really.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:11 am
I don’t have a Komodo Dragon, but I do have a Bearded Dragon. That guy is a vicious killer. But he loves humans.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:18 am
@Arsenal # 11
i heard the thing about the komodo dragon not having any actual “venom” and that it is only the highly deadly bacteria that live in its saliva that kill its prey. however, it was recently proven to be false. the info is from NatGeo so im pretty sure its legit.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090518-komodo-dragon-venom.html
August 10th, 2009 at 2:29 am
No Honey Badger? Terrifying animal. Rips anything and everything to shreds and analyses the weak points of its enemies – the testicles on a man – before attacking.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:32 am
what about the number one badass creature the honey badger? They are awesome and totally fearless critters
August 10th, 2009 at 2:35 am
Seriously interesting list – the shark, squid and jellyfish are paticuarly incredible
August 10th, 2009 at 2:37 am
giant amazonian centipede….
oh my effin god… good thing we only got 3-6 inch centipedes here in asia..
August 10th, 2009 at 2:38 am
Amazing list man. The immortal jellyfish’s name itself is so badass, it will make Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster crap his pants. Great list.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:45 am
This list is amazing. The only thing that was missing was David Attenborough narrating the whole thing to me.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:51 am
theres already a similar list with the honey badger and bullet ant and stuff. kl list though
August 10th, 2009 at 3:09 am
i juz got jizzed in my pants… greatlist…
August 10th, 2009 at 3:38 am
i am astonished at the exclusion of humans from this – they are living creatures, and they’re badass!
Homo sapiens FTW!!!
August 10th, 2009 at 3:38 am
number one is pretty amazing.
great list loved it.
skipped some of the bugs though they creep me out.
August 10th, 2009 at 3:50 am
Immortal jellyfish, our clue to immortality?
The flying snake is just a beautiful combination of physics and biology
and i’d like to know how the mantis shrimp packs such a punch
how is the frilled shark badass?
August 10th, 2009 at 4:02 am
wow, that clip of the Humboldt Squid looked like the trailer for an alien shoot-em-up..
August 10th, 2009 at 4:13 am
In the link on number 3 i think the person’s feet are more scary than the Cassowary’s…
August 10th, 2009 at 4:14 am
Hells yeah! Giant African land snails are frickin’ badass!
I have three (I like in the UK so they’re nice and legal) and they are the most awesome pets. Mine are only about 8 months old but they’re already about 3 1/2″ long.
I think they’re pretty damn cute too
Tesla, Archimedes and Aeschylus are my snail babies and they kick ASS!
Having said that, I can’t imagine I’d want any of the other creatures on here as pets :s
August 10th, 2009 at 4:15 am
Great list!
I remember seeing the frilled shark in my boyfriends magazine as one of the Earth’s most phallic looking creatures!!! Just thought I’d share that nugget of wisdom with you all!!!
August 10th, 2009 at 4:22 am
Another reason the komodo dragon is badass – one of them bit Sharon Stone’s husband on the toe.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:29 am
I DEMAND BLOBFISH TO BE IN THIS LIST!!
August 10th, 2009 at 4:43 am
i really like those shrimp, strangely charming creatures
August 10th, 2009 at 4:44 am
Wow!!!!
Amazing list!
You forgot to mention that with the Komodo Dragons, their spit is acidic.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:45 am
I first read #1 as immorral, had a weird 5 seconds thinking about what that meant untill I read the paragraph…. Imagination is often better than reality.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:55 am
Great list. Stuff about nature and animals never gets old. The fling snake is amazing, unless one wraps it self around you as it is descending.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:57 am
Cool list Jamie – a fave. Unsure what’s worse; flying snakes or giant toxic centipedes?
@Rufus (25): Pretty sure those mantis shrimp actually cock their claw. Has a locking mechanism so they can store up the energy and release it all at once. Think elastic band pulled to its max and then let go.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:59 am
See…what they should’ve had was Flying Snakes on a Plane!
August 10th, 2009 at 5:09 am
I think I am most afraid of that shrimp.
August 10th, 2009 at 5:24 am
the peter pan jelly fish should be its name..
August 10th, 2009 at 5:25 am
what about crocodiles?
crocodiles pretty freakin badass
and killer whales XD
August 10th, 2009 at 5:27 am
wow!!! what a list. i’ve not heard of some of these & the pictures/video’s are amazing!! what a great, great list. keep up the good work. the squid is brilliant!! what sensational footage. thanks
August 10th, 2009 at 5:31 am
Beer Drinking Giant Snails? I’m for that, definately!
The jellyfish also gets my vote, if I had that as a pet, it’ll never die on me and I won’t have to feed it right?
August 10th, 2009 at 5:33 am
On the toe? That’s badass?
August 10th, 2009 at 5:50 am
I enjoyed this list. Never heard of that pink millipede before. The color is more striking than shocking.
Just as a side note, the giant snail is so cool! I would love to have one as a pet.
That was Gary, right?
August 10th, 2009 at 5:50 am
could you imagine a cassowary and an armored human fighting or something….
August 10th, 2009 at 5:53 am
Humboldt Squid: It doesn’t have a single bone in its body but it can still kick your ass.
August 10th, 2009 at 5:56 am
the fact that they can punch so fast UNDER WATER makes the mantis shrimp even more badass. I mean, it’s hard for humans to move underwater compared to on land. How fast would it punch if it did it on land?
On a side note-when I was a kid I was stung by a jellyfish. OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 10th, 2009 at 5:58 am
sjees, I hope they’ll never extract that Immortal Jellyfish DNA and supply it as a pill to mankind, imagine everybody being immortal, doubling the population roughly every generation, give or take a billion…:-(
August 10th, 2009 at 6:09 am
i think the feet of the guy holding the cassowary has the scarier feet!lol
August 10th, 2009 at 6:09 am
Fedor Emelianenko should be in this list
August 10th, 2009 at 6:12 am
I loved your choice for number 1! Great list!
August 10th, 2009 at 6:21 am
I seriously looked around my immediate area with cold sweats after watching the centipede. Irrational? Couldn’t help it.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:23 am
#1 is so BA I almost pissed myself after reading it.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:30 am
Gr8 list.
All of these animals are beautiful, though I would never wont to meet any of them…
also on the image of the BIRD foot, I couldn’t decide whose feet looked worse. the bird’s or the person holding it
August 10th, 2009 at 6:38 am
“These are not necessarily dangerous or scary creatures”
aack. I beg to differ.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:42 am
I look at the cassowary, and I think that it had to have evolved from a freaking dinosaur! Come on, someone agree with me!! Great list!
August 10th, 2009 at 6:53 am
There can be only one… immortal jellyfish!
August 10th, 2009 at 7:17 am
Wow..never want to run into that squid!
#1 kicks ass too. How about the hydra though? They’re ‘immortal’ too I think!
August 10th, 2009 at 8:00 am
My thinking is that these animals are badass simply because they are each awesome in their own way. Nature is packed with so many wonderful creatures. I’m sure many will agree.
August 10th, 2009 at 8:02 am
jellyfish= awesome! its only about 5mm though so not that awesome.
Fred #58 you are correct the hydra is in fact immortal but entirely bypasses the aging process.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_immortality
interesting page ^^^^
August 10th, 2009 at 8:08 am
Humboldt squid…. how dangerous they truly are to humans is up for debate. They are dangerous to fishermen certainly, but if you accept that they are intelligent enough to communicate terror to each other, then you take a look at exactly how those fishermen are catching them, you might understand why they’re prone to attack. There’s been a study or two on it. It’s not so much they like to hunt humans, it’s just that the fishermen piss them off.
August 10th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Fantastic list! Hadn’t heard of quite a few of these so thanks for educating me on badass creatures!
August 10th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Awesome list! I want one of those snails, they’re kick-ass!
August 10th, 2009 at 9:01 am
oh my.. how i wish human, too, can reverse its age!
awesome………
August 10th, 2009 at 9:19 am
I really hate to be an asshole, but this list is identical to the one on atom.com covering the same topic. Down to the pictures and everything. I always have liked and appreciated that listverse was original, and usually other sites copied and took its material- not the other way around.
August 10th, 2009 at 9:35 am
wheteher those nautical tales are true or not the thought of getting eaten by one of those monsters is pretty horrific; it is possible, they are huge
I think it’s bizarre to see bugs like the centipede eat things like mice and bats. The centipede reminds me of that scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong when the crew get devoured by the giant bugs
August 10th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Great list. I think I will definitely wear shoes when I go out to the garden today. No fuschia millipedes between my toes thank you very much…:)
August 10th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Thats a huge freaking snail and a terrifying snake. Strong mantis shrimp…Gosh thats a huge ferlucking centipede! Thats a lot of squid…and that is a talented jelly fish!i wish i could do that! Awesome list man.
August 10th, 2009 at 11:01 am
well..finally there is….. a good list!!
but you should change no.#2 Humboldt Squid
its not impressive as the cuttelfish you should see it
its a MUST SEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7Dqf0vzzQ&feature=fvsr
Cuttlefish are sometimes referred to as the chameleon of the sea because of their remarkable ability to rapidly alter their skin color at will. Their skin flashes a fast-changing pattern as communication to other cuttlefish and to camouflage them from predators. This color-changing function is produced by groups of red, yellow, brown, and black pigmented chromatophores above a layer of reflective iridophores and leucophores, with up to 200 of these specialized pigment cells per square millimeter. The pigmented chromatophores have a sac of pigment and a large membrane that is folded when retracted. There are 6-20 small muscle cells on the sides which can contract to squash the elastic sac into a disc against the skin.
August 10th, 2009 at 11:02 am
well..finally there is….. a good list!!
but you should change no.#2 Humboldt Squid
its not impressive as the cuttelfish you should see it
its a MUST SEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7Dqf0vzzQ&feature=fvsr
Cuttlefish are sometimes referred to as the chameleon of the sea because of their remarkable ability to rapidly alter their skin color at will. Their skin flashes a fast-changing pattern as communication to other cuttlefish and to camouflage them from predators. This color-changing function is produced by groups of red, yellow, brown, and black pigmented chromatophores above a layer of reflective iridophores and leucophores, with up to 200 of these specialized pigment cells per square millimeter. The pigmented chromatophores have a sac of pigment and a large membrane that is folded when retracted. There are 6-20 small muscle cells on the sides which can contract to squash the elastic sac into a disc against the skin.
August 10th, 2009 at 11:02 am
I was actually shocked at how frigging awesome I found this list to be. I was expecting it to be pretty cool but I think it blew my mind two or three times. Holy crap.
August 10th, 2009 at 11:03 am
August 10th, 2009 at 11:06 am
good list, but i had recently read a similar one on cracked.com which included some of these animals…kinda took away the thunder of this list. ah well, still a very fun list.
August 10th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Several of these could be described as more creatures that defy evolution.
August 10th, 2009 at 11:20 am
awesome list! loved the sea animals in this one-the ocean contains so many fascinating secrets!
August 10th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Great list, but I think it should include the Wolwerine, or Carcajou. It’s one mean beast, who goes for the jugular when it attacks (and it’s not a metaphore!) It was the devil’s reincarnation, nothing less, in North American Native’s religion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcajou
August 10th, 2009 at 11:35 am
couple of these seem to be copied from cracked
August 10th, 2009 at 11:43 am
I have just a few words – holy sh*t!
This is a fascinating, yet scary, list. I’ll be looking up where the habitats of the flying snakes are…that literally made me cringe.
I am tempted to email this list to my snake-phobic friends….
I am wondering what naturally keeps the immortal jellyfish population from overpopulating? If they can reverse aging to prevent death, are there millions of these lucky bastards out there?
August 10th, 2009 at 11:58 am
@fifthsonata (78): i wondered about that too, so i looked it up. i found this site. you may wanna check it out if your interested in the immortal jellyfish population: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread433154/pg1
August 10th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Fantastic list!!! I love the immortal Jellyfish
August 10th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Aren’t ALL squid predatory?
August 10th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I think that the amazing thing in the immortal jellyfish is that it is not only immortal, but it has the smartest way of being it. I mean: being forever old, for example, would be a really bad way of being immortal!
This returning young, then aging again is something really great!
August 10th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
You may think it’s cool to live forever, but it sucks freight containers of camel dicks. Somebody kill me… Please. I tried to get that asshole squid to eat me, told him his mom did interracial bukkake squid gangbangs for crack rocks, but he didn’t understand. He was sofa king retodded. Somebody please kill me… Oh, the salty tears of unfathomable sadness…
August 10th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
@Harvey the Immortal Jellyfish (83): Shit dude, wtf?
August 10th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@Reverend Lisa (81): some probably just scavenge, but idk for sure
August 10th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I just ate a plate of stir-fried Mantis Shrimp today. They taste awesome, the flesh is very tender, and I didn’t know how they looked like until now.
August 10th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@archiealt (20): This list is amazing. The only thing that was missing was David Attenborough narrating the whole thing to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQTjOH07_Jo
(Chineapplepunk’s boyfrend should like it too:)
@byjimini (15): No Honey Badger? Terrifying animal. Rips anything and everything to shreds and analyses the weak points of its enemies – the testicles on a man – before attacking.
Whoever created this badger must have been crazy
August 10th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Wow Nature rules !!!
Never heard of the Immortal Jelly fish or the Shark.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I’d heard of all of them except the frilled shark. That’s a pretty neat-looking thing!
Sharks are cool. I’m scared of them though.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Fantastic list! I went back up to verify it was Jfrater but no surprise there.
August 10th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
This is an extremely interesting list! Never heard of the immortal jellyfish though; very fascinating.
August 10th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Great list, Jfrater. It took me a long time to read it, because I kept looking up things, then looking up more stuff. I’m not done yet. To me, that makes a good list. It gets my research juices flowing. Thanks.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
It’s a nice list, but I’m not a fan of the sensationalism used for the Humboldt Squid part. Everyone knows the reputation of “fishing stories” and the evidence definitely seems to point to the perceived threat of those squid to humans being false. They are wild animals, so anything can happen, but they do not make a habit of preying on humans. This article will probably clear that up for people.
http://www.brightsurf.com/news/headlines/47326/URI_researcher_sheds_light_on_man-eating_squid_finds_them_timid_non-threatening.html
August 10th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Finally!!! I knew Benjamin Button was real! Even if is in gelantenious form.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I’m at work in a nature park in the middle of cassowary country – and we have one in our park! It takes 3-4 people to herd the damn thing into a special cage if we need to get into clean or anything. They are rather strikingly beautiful though!
August 10th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Awesome list, Jamie! I love anything having to do with animals, but this was particularly interesting. Thanks for another great list!
August 10th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
the komodo dragons actually inject poison they found out recently not bacteria
August 10th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Now just imagine Flying Snakes on Muthafuckin’ planes.
That is the most badass thing ever!
August 10th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I was snorkeling in Japan (okinawa) and I caught a mantis shrimp, When I tried picking it up with a net to take it back into the water (I put it into a bucket) It tore a hole in the net so I had to dump the whole bucket into the water
. When it strikes it makes a really loud POP noise.
August 10th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
@Sarah (65):
I really hate to be an asshole, but this list is identical to the one on atom.com covering the same topic. Down to the pictures and everything.
Um, Sarah… If you really hate to be an asshole, you’ll have to try a little bit harder not to be one.
Not that Mr. Frater needs me to defend him, but out of curiosity, I checked out your claim on atom.com. There were three on their blog that also appeared here on JF’s list. Hardly identical. The accompanying text is completely different, atom.com’s being fraught with profanity and “like, you know, like MTV Generation- speak.” As for the pictures, they’re the first ones that appear if you do a google images search.
Methinks (got it from Astraya) there’s something inside you that actually ENJOYS being an asshole.
Awesome list, JayFray.
I’ll expect some nightmares tonight!
August 10th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Methinks I’m a role model now.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
@astraya (101): Methinks I’m confused as to whether youthinks you’re a role model of an asshole, or of a methinker.
August 10th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
@Maggot (102): methinks of a methinker
August 10th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Regarding the opening paragraph I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to put the word “very” in front of unique.
August 10th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
The humboldt squid is highly intelligent.
Yup, that’d be why it’s attacking a camera on the video, real Mensa member that one
August 10th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
The Curious Case of Immortal Jellyfish
August 10th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
The immortal jellyfish cannot truly be immortal. Yes it can revert to infancy but how many times can it do this before the telomeres of its DNA begin to unravel? Can it reverse mortal wounds like from a boat propeller or tiger shark?
August 10th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Sorry the list is not complete without a badger on it. They are as badass as the come.
August 10th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Fascinating list. This one is probably one of my favorites. I really didnt know about any of these other than the Komodo dragon. Alos, the Immortal Jellyfish is amazing, thats all I can really say about that…Amazing. Also, arent some turtles and some amphibians similar in that after maturity they dont age like us humans…and technically (without injure or disease) can live forever? I believe the tortoise is one of such animals…if anyone knows what I’m talking about that be great to hear a little more on the subject.
August 10th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
awhh, the Immortal Jellyfish is siiiick!
that’s hecka cool.
August 10th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Where the heck is Chuck Norris?!?!
August 10th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
August 10th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
#7 is just scary looking. Damn.
August 10th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Does anyone know what language is being spoken in the flying snake video?
August 10th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Alright, I digress.
August 10th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
The underwater creatures are the most badass
August 10th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
great list!
another badass animal would be the snakehead fish
its huge, it has teeth, it eats anything it can get its teeth on, oh and it can breath out of water.
August 11th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Fantastic list!
August 11th, 2009 at 12:30 am
Afreeken-mazing list!!!!
August 11th, 2009 at 12:38 am
117: HOMER SIMPSON.
Totally agree! Northern Snakehead would of fitted perfectly in this list.
It gets into a river takes over and destorys most of the population. It can also live on land for im not sure how long but a good bit!
Banned from almost ever country except its native one?… china or something
August 11th, 2009 at 2:37 am
one of the better list so far!
August 11th, 2009 at 3:57 am
if only i could be a kid again. i wont be sitting in office right now.
great list by the way. one of the best i’ve seen here.
August 11th, 2009 at 4:25 am
are scientists doing any research to derive the genome in the immortal jellyfish that makes them immortal? I’m just curious, because if ever they find it, humans can be immortal… although I dunno if it’s ethical for that experiment to be.
August 11th, 2009 at 4:28 am
@emmstein (106):
August 11th, 2009 at 4:35 am
@oouchan (44): yeah. One of those snails is Gary.
August 11th, 2009 at 4:45 am
@L (87): Now that you mention the honey badger, I feel a strange sense of pain in… my… I dunno how to put it. My balls?
August 11th, 2009 at 7:18 am
@bnjmn (107): it isnt immortal against injuries. biologically immortal simply means it cant age to death. its immortal, not invincible
August 11th, 2009 at 7:49 am
See, I wonder… if we did figure out how to extract that DNA from the immortal jelly… how painful must it be to revert to a pre-adult status? I mean, the jellyfish is perfectly fine with turning into a polyp again… but humans suddenly shortening, getting smaller, becoming children again?
o_0 Interesting list… I seriously am always amazed by nature. Would never want to encounter that Squid!
August 11th, 2009 at 7:50 am
@DenzeLL (125): Funny that it took to your comment for someone to get that joke. Thanks!
August 11th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Such a cool list!!
August 11th, 2009 at 11:40 am
My mother in law should be an honorable mention
August 11th, 2009 at 11:45 am
One of the best lists ever! Loved it!
August 11th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
The Boxer Crab should be on this list.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxer_crab
It takes anemones in it’s claws to sting fish just for the fun of it and sometimes protection. It’s a totally badass cause it’s such a small crab and just hangs out and threatens everything with its anemones.
That’s like a Panda making a bamboo spear and sticking humans just for the fun of it or waving it around in a threatening manner, and if that’s not badass i don’t know what is.
August 11th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
HONEY BADGER!!!!!!
it fears nothing! NOTHING!!!
August 12th, 2009 at 5:03 am
“Millipedes can be quite dangerous creatures”? I think you’re thinking of centipedes. Most millipedes are slow and eat decaying plant matter. People keep them as pets. Even the ones with chemical defenses are hardly “quite dangerous” to humans.
And way to make the write-up about the Humboldt squid sound like a bad Syfy movie. Love hunting humans. Wow.
August 12th, 2009 at 10:54 am
the squid video was like a horror movie when it showed the way it attacked. I was starting to get freaked out haha.
August 12th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I’ll take two fossil sharks for the mote
August 13th, 2009 at 2:29 am
@Smeghead (50): Epic win.
And was nobody else terrified by that freakin squid? It hunts humans in packs of up to 1,200 squids! THEY EAT PEOPLE. T.T That’s quite terrifying. As mentioned earlier, the clip looks like an alien first person shooter trailer. FACE HUGGERS!
August 13th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
One thing you neglected to mention (J). That komodo dragons hunt in packs. They surround their prey and start biting chunks out of them. It’s extremely brutal. They can pick a human skeleton clean in about 20 minutes. Their saliva contains and harvests bacteria from the carrion that they constantly snack on; making their bites particularly toxic, often causing mild parallasys. That’s why they’re ‘Badass’.
August 13th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
You forgot the Honey Badger. They’re the very definition of badass.
VI6SIX: Komodo Dragons don’t hunt in packs. They do often rush in to grab an opportunistic meal when one lizard catches a prey item, but they don’t coordinate hunts.
Actually, they’re more often ambush hunters, lying in wait for unsuspecting prey to get close, then rushing in to attack.
August 13th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Oh, and I forgot to mention the most badass thing of all:
A grizzly bear with a flamethrower riding a great white shark.
There is no equal.
August 13th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I think the honey badger should be on here. They definitely kick ass
August 13th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
I agree that thekomodo dragon is a major badass of the natural world.
August 15th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Honey badger? What’s “badass” about a stupid animal that will raid a beehive for honey and eventually die of bee stings? Strikes me as one of the more moronic animals. I think crocs are “badass” in my opinion. Very little change in evolution over a vast distance of time. Why? Because they really haven’t needed to.
For that matter, how about the water bear? It can survive freezing, contact with all sorts of acids, boiling water and nuclear radiation by reverting to an “instant coffee”-dry state. That’s “badass”.
WATER BEARS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 15th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
WATER BEARS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 17th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
can you KILL the immortal jellyfish?
August 17th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
No love for the Axopotl?
August 18th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Honey Badger FTW.
A creature that can take a strike from cobras and sleep it off, can take on wild boars and crocodiles. And humans. Consider its size and weight, its amazing.
It’s smart enough to use tools, and is very intelligent.
Honey Badger ftw.
August 18th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I’ll put my slimy, immortal wiener in a honey badger’s butt and piss in it. That’s what they were made for.
August 20th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
african snails sound pretty awesome XD
anyone heard of the goblin shark?? <–That thing freaks me out
It looks like a normal shark…until its protruding jaw comes out and snaps at you!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_shark
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:34 am
OMG that goblin shark is so scary
August 28th, 2009 at 6:21 am
@135 Angharad: Exactly – the entries for the millipede and squid are basically a bunch of bullshit. Millipedes aren’t dangerous and Humboldt Squids don’t “hunt” humans.
Immortal jellyfish are not the only animal that is immortal, as Hydras are also considered immortal:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydra_(genus)
August 28th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Guinea Worms are the worst of the worst.
August 30th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
LOOKS SHIT
November 1st, 2009 at 6:48 pm
THe flying snake is the most awesome thing ever. The 13 inch centipede would seriously make me shat my pants.