We have previously published a variety of lists on strange religious practices, religions you never knew existed, and weird cults, but not a list of bizarre religions. This list is designed to fill the gap by discussing ten religions that most of us have not heard of (for good reason as you will see). Be sure to use the comments to tell us about any other bizarre religions and, especially, your own experiences of them.
Scientology has featured on a previous list, but if I didn’t include it here the comments would be inundated with “where’s scientology?” questions. The Church of Scientology is a cult created by L Ron Hubbard (Elron) in 1952 as an outgrowth of his earlier self-help system called Dianetics. The Church of Scientology holds that at the higher levels of initiation (OT levels) mystical teachings are imparted that may be harmful to unprepared readers. These teachings are kept secret from members who have not reached these levels. In the OT levels, Hubbard explains how to reverse the effects of past-life trauma patterns that supposedly extend millions of years into the past. Among these advanced teachings is the story of Xenu (sometimes Xemu), introduced as an alien ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy.” According to this story, 75 million years ago Xenu brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and detonated hydrogen bombs in the volcanoes. The thetans then clustered together, stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to do this today. Scientologists at advanced levels place considerable emphasis on isolating body thetans and neutralizing their ill effects.
The Creativity Movement (formerly known as World Church Of The Creator), is a white separatist organization that advocates the whites-only religion, Creativity. It was also a descriptive phrase used by Ben Klassen, that included all adherents of the religion. The use of the term creator does not refer to a deity, but rather to themselves (white people). Despite the former use of the word Church in its name, the movement is atheistic. Creativity is a White Separatist religion that was founded by Ben Klassen in early 1973 under the name Church of the Creator. After Klassen’s death in 1993, Creativity almost died out as a religion until the New Church of the Creator was established three years later by Matthew F. Hale as its Pontifex Maximus (high priest), until his incarceration in January 2003 for plotting with the movement’s head of security, Anthony Evola (an FBI informant), to murder a federal judge.
Obviously spelling is not a fundamental part of this religion! Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth (TOPY) was founded in 1981 by members of Psychic TV, Coil, Current 93, and a number of other individuals. The ever-evolving network is a loosely federated group of people operating as a unique blend of artistic collective, and practitioners of magic. TOPY is dedicated to the manifestation of magical concepts lacking mysticism or the worship of gods. The group focuses on the psychic and magical aspects of the human brain linked with “guiltless sexuality”. Throughout its existence, TOPY has been an influential group in the underground Chaos magic scene and in the wider western occult tradition. TOPY’s research has covered both Left-hand path and Right-hand path magick, various elements of psychology, art, music, and a variety of other media. Some of the influences on the network have been Aleister Crowley, Austin Osman Spare, and Brion Gysin.
The Nation of Yahweh is a predominantly African-American religious group that is the most controversial offshoot of the Black Hebrew Israelites line of thought. They were founded in 1979 in Miami by Hulon Mitchell, Jr., who went by the name Yahweh ben Yahweh. Their goal is to return African Americans, whom they see as the original Israelites, to Israel. The group departs from mainstream Christianity and Judaism by accepting Yahweh ben Yahweh as the Son of God. In this way, their beliefs are unique and distinct from that of other known Black Hebrew Israelite groups. The group has engendered controversy due to legal issues of its founder and has also faced accusations of being a black supremacist cult by the Southern Poverty Law Center and The Miami Herald. The SPLC has criticized the beliefs of the Nation of Yahweh as racist, stating that the group believed blacks are “the true Jews” and that whites were “white devils.” They also claim the group believed Yahweh ben Yahweh had a Messianic mission to vanquish whites and that they held views similar to the Christian Identity movement.
The Church of All Worlds is a neo-pagan religion founded in 1962 by Oberon Zell-Ravenheart and his wife Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart. The religion evolved from a group of friends and lovers who were in part inspired by a fictional religion of the same name in the science fiction novel Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein; the church’s mythology includes science fiction to this day. They recognize “Gaea,” the Earth Mother Goddess and the Father God, as well as the realm of Faeries and the deities of many other pantheons. Many of their ritual celebrations are centered on the gods and goddesses of ancient Greece. Following the tradition of using fiction as a basis for his ideas, Zell-Ravenheart recently founded The Grey School of Wizardry inspired in part by Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the school in the Harry Potter novels.
Universe people or Cosmic people of light powers (Czech: Vesmírní lidé sil světla) is a Czech religious movement centered around Ivo A. Benda. Its belief system is based upon the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations communicating with Benda and other “contacters” since October 1997 telepathically and later even by direct personal contact. According to Benda those civilizations operate a fleet of spaceships, led by Ashtar Sheran, orbiting the Earth. They closely watch and help the good and are waiting to transport their followers into another dimension. The Universe People’s teachings incorporate various elements from ufology (some foreign “contacters” are credited, though often also renounced after a time as misguided or deceptive), Christianity (Jesus was a “fine-vibrations” being) and conspiracy theories (forces of evil are supposed to plan compulsory chipping of the population).
The Church of the SubGenius is a parody religion that promotes slack, while in a meta-commentarial way, satirizes religion, conspiracy theories, UFOs, and popular culture. The church claims to have been founded in the 1950s by the “world’s greatest salesman” J. R. “Bob” Dobbs. “Bob” Dobbs is depicted as a cartoon of a Ward Cleaver-like man smoking a pipe. The church really started with the publication of SubGenius Pamphlet #1 in 1979. It found acceptance in underground pop-culture circles and has been embraced on college campuses, in the underground music scene, and on the Internet. An important SubGenius event occurred on July 5, 1998: X-Day. The Church had been predicting that on this day the world would be destroyed by invading alien armies known as the X-ists (which is short for “Men from Planet X”). When the event didn’t come to pass, the church administrator who predicted it was tarred and feathered – but allowed to continue on as administrator. Paul Reubens (Pee-wee Herman) is a SubGenius minister. Patrick Volkerding, the founder and maintainer of Slackware Linux, is also a SubGenius affiliate, and he has confirmed the Church and “Bob” inspired the name for Slackware.
The Prince Philip Movement is a cargo cult of the Yaohnanen tribe on the southern island of Tanna in Vanuatu. The Yaohnanen believe that Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, the consort to Queen Elizabeth II, is a divine being, the pale-skinned son of a mountain spirit and brother of John Frum. According to ancient tales the son travelled over the seas to a distant land, married a powerful lady and would in time return. The villagers had observed the respect accorded to Queen Elizabeth II by colonial officials and came to the conclusion that her husband, Prince Philip, must be the son from their legends. When the cult formed is unclear, but it is likely that it was sometime in the 1950s or 1960s. Their beliefs were strengthened by the royal couple’s official visit to Vanuatu in 1974 when a few villagers had the opportunity to observe the prince from afar. Prince Philip was made aware of the religion and has exchanged gifts with its leaders and even visited them.
The Church of Euthanasia (CoE), is a political organization started by the Reverend Chris Korda (pictured above) in the Boston, Massachusetts area of the United States. According to the church’s website, it is “a non-profit educational foundation devoted to restoring balance between Humans and the remaining species on Earth.” The CoE uses sermons, music, culture jamming, publicity stunts and direct action combined with an underlying sense of satire and black humor to highlight Earth’s unsustainable population. The CoE is notorious for its conflicts with Pro-life Christian activists. According to the church’s website, the one commandment is “Thou shalt not procreate”. The CoE further asserts four principal pillars: suicide, abortion, cannibalism (“strictly limited to consumption of the already dead”), and sodomy (“any sexual act not intended for procreation”). Slogans employed by the group include “Save the Planet, Kill Yourself”, “Six Billion Humans Can’t Be Wrong”, and “Eat a Queer Fetus for Jesus”, all of which are intended to mix inflammatory issues to unnerve those who oppose abortion and homosexuality.
Nuwaubianism is an umbrella term used to refer to the doctrines and teachings of the followers of Dwight York. The Nuwaubians originated as a Black Muslim group in New York in the 1970s, and have gone through many changes since. Eventually, the group established a headquarters in Putnam County, Georgia in 1993, which they have since abandoned. York is now in prison after having been convicted on money laundering and child molestation charges, but Nuwaubianism endures. York developed Nuwaubianism by drawing on a wide range of sources which include Theosophy-derived New Age movements such as Astara as well as the Rosicrucians, Freemasonry, the Shriners, the Moorish Science Temple of America, the revisionist Christianity & Islam and the Qadiani cult of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad, the numerology of Rashad Khalifa, and the ancient astronaut theories of Zecharia Sitchin. White people are said in one Nuwaubian myth to have been originally created as a race of killers to serve blacks as a slave army, but this plan went awry. Here is a list of some of the more unusual Nuwaubian beliefs:
1. It is important to bury the afterbirth so that Satan does not use it to make a duplicate of the recently-born child
2. Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world
3. People were once perfectly symmetrical and ambidextrous, but then a meteorite struck Earth and tilted its axis causing handedness and shifting the heart off-center in the chest
4. Each of us has seven clones living in different parts of the world
5. Women existed for many generations before they invented men through genetic manipulation
6. Homo sapiens is the result of cloning experiments that were done on Mars using Homo erectus
7. Nikola Tesla came from the planet Venus
8. The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan’s son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666.”
The Nuwaubians built a city modelled on Ancient Egyptian buildings in Putnam County, Georgia (pictured above). It has now been demolished.
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Marv,
That was a metaphor. My point is that science doesn’t support common atheistic beliefs any more than any given religion.
@Some Guy (118): First of all atheists do not worship nothing. There is no worship. You can’t worship non existence. Atheists don’t worship Darwin either. You know someone who has a shrine of Darwin and pray to him? Asking him for forgiveness? I thought not?
Evolution is a proven fact in many aspects. Yeah, we don’t know where humans came from or how or where the universe was created, YET. There are holes in the theory of evolution (not as many as the bible). Look how much we have discovered in the last 1000 years, especially the last 100 years with the advance of technology. Imagine how much more we will discover about the earth and space in the next 100 years.
The bible is full of fairy tales written by ‘humans’ thousands of years ago when they thought the earth was the center of the universe and everything was magical.
Some Guy
That’s fine.
I agree with you to some extent. I think hardcore atheists are just as ridiculous as hardcore people of faith. To be honest neither side does themselves any good with their ranting (and really that is what both sides are doing) but to state that Evolution is constantly being disproven by the very science that it relies on is patently false. You are right, there are things that evolution does not explain but to simply use God as the explanation for those things is simplistic.
@ hank (99): Devo belived in concept of Devolution, in which man is retrogressing into a more primal state.
wow, i was just joking about the whole mormon thing being on the list.
you guys should take it easy. they might be weird but because of their weird lifestyles they’ll out live most of us.
Someone else
See, you had me agreeing with you up until your last line. “The bible is full of fairy tales written by ‘humans’ thousands of years ago when they thought the earth was the center of the universe and everything was magical.”
Proponents of either side of this debate don’t help themselves by simply saying that “I have all the facts, but the other side is completly deranged”
Atheists bemoan the fact that seemingly intelligent people beleive in some spiritual thing in the sky and a guy who rose from the dead, while religous people can’t believe that atheists have so little faith in what is obviously the “word of God”. Personally I’ve never had a problem with A. believing in God and B. believing in the Theory of Evolution.
EXACTLY!!!
Man, I could totally get in with the Church of All-Worlds. I gotta give props to a guy who’s name is simultaneously a Shakespearian faerie king, a tattooed kickboxer from a Final Fantasy game, and a gothic 15 year old Wiccan who’s parents “just don’t understand her”.
Plus, Heinlein. That religion is probably just another vehicle for crazy space orgies.
@Marv in DC (126): Maybe I should have stated that in a different way. I did not say science has all the answers and I admit there are holes. But within time I believe that science will answer many of those questions. I also believe the bible has less evidence for the existence of life. We shouldn’t attack each other’s opinions or beliefs but it seemed like Some Guy (not a bad name by the way) was attacking atheists or more specifically people who favor science over faith.
@Some Guy (118):
Lying is a sin and being ignorant makes Baby Jesus cry
Someone else,
Totally agree with you. I’m just tired of each side saying “My opinion is totally right and any other opinion is completly wrong and has no merit”
Just so you know I do believe in science over religon, but religion has its own merits as well.
Church of DnB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c26s1xQkCLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDTq7cAqR0
“2. Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world”
“5. Women existed for many generations before they invented men through genetic manipulation”
I liked those two
I found my OWN religion. It all started when I found out who the REAL Jesus Christ is: Criss Angel. Think, he can walk on water and do the impossible. Criss=Christ. Angel=speaks for itself. And if YOU were Jesus reincarnated, wouldn’t you just screw with people’s heads by doing impossible magic tricks? That’s what I thought. And when people ask me if Houdini was God, I scoff and say “Don’t be stupid.” Then they ask WHO god is and I reply, “Morgan Freeman, obviously.” Then they tell the nice men in white lab coats to up the medication.
small point – you use the wod ‘founded’; a better word would be ‘invented’
when will we all just grow up ?
someone else,
No worship? LMAO. I’ve met plenty of “Orthodox Darwinists” right here in Taxachusetts, atheist central. And I’ve spoken with many of them, and I’ll tell you, they believe Darwin has all the answers, and they have faith in him. Sounds like a messiah to me. And as for attacking other peoples opinions, tell that to the more fanatical atheists I deal with every day. I don’t have a problem with them wearing the Bad Religion logo or otherwise advertising themselves. It’s their choice and it doesn’t hurt anybody. But when they tell me to rewrite the pledge of alligence and and cut down the Christmas tree in the town center, rip the cross off the steeple or tell Santa to lose the red suit, that’s where I draw the line. I’m fine with people who prefer science to faith, again, it’s up to them. And as for the bible being “fairy tales”, it’s nothing short of mentally retarded to assume that there’s no evidence to back it up. Geologic evidence proves that the holy lands were once entirely flooded well within the time of civilization, so the story of Noah has some credit. As was mentioned in a recent list, several city ruins in the area have been found with charred ruins and traces of sulphur, assuring that either proto-Semitic peoples discovered gunpowder or the destruction could not have been manmade. Any of these could include Sodom and Gomorrah, as well as a few lesser-known cities which met a similar fate. I could go on and on, but I’m not writing a novel here. I say Marv was right, if we all just mind our own, there’s nothing wrong with believing in science AND religion.
@GTT:
“No, not all religious people are close-minded Bible thumpers, and yes, we have a firm grasp on logic and critical thinking.”
I’m not laughing at the fact that the second portion of your statement is a complete contradiction… I’m laughing because your creationist face looks completely un-evolved.
And CAT, Criss Angel is an illusionist, not a miracle worker. The elephant in the room just crapped of your head.
I mean on. AMK, my logic and critical thinking indicates that you’re a tard.
Some Guy.
Thats all you’ll ever be.
@Marv in DC (123):
@someone else (128):
Wow, so glad someone decided to keep to a rational argument! Nice to see you folks! Anyway, and though I know this will probably lead to no good, I´ll bite. I think that a great many Christians, who unfortunately are much less vocal than their fundamentalist counterparts, have no problem accepting both God and science. We do not necessarily believe in a literal creation story, we see it as a metaphor. For me, God created life but he did not necessarily do it in a sudden, rabbit-out-of-the-hat sort of way. He created evolution, and we are the result of that creation.
We are not about using God to fill in the holes… We use science as a means of understanding and appreciating God. We were given our mental capabilities to question, to seek, to think and to discover.
In my opinion, Bible-thumping, hell-condemning fundamentalists are just as bad as the high and mighty, arrogant atheists who think everyone else is 50 points below them on an IQ scale.
Why isn’t Christianity on this list?
GTT, that’s exactly how I think. But I’ll be honest. Here are some actual, 100% honest quotes from conversations I’ve had with atheists:
Um, hello, science?
How can you believe it just ’cause the Pope said so?
The Pope wrote the bible.
At least I’m not forcing my beliefs on anyone.
(We had never discussed religion before)
@AMK (135):
I dont know why I´m even responding to this, but just so you know, I do not believe in Creationism. I´m all for Evolution.
So there, you see? When you assume things it just makes an ass of you and…. no just you.
And the day has reached a new low.
@Some Guy (134): I guess you know some *****s but don’t think that all atheists are like that. I just haven’t met any atheists like that or atheists who will push their opinion on to you. I have met and have a problem with people coming up to me in public places or even coming to my own front door asking me to join their church or asking me if I have found jesus.
About cutting the christmas tree down and stuff like that. The people who complain the most about what goes on in schools and in different towns are mostly religious people. Most of them take everything as offensive. That’s just my experience.
You see how our environment can have an effect on our attitudes and our beliefs.
someone else
If you’ve never met anyone like that, keep an eye peeled, and trust me, you will. I never said all atheists were like that though.
cool story, bro
Well,you left out one–The Oprah Winfreyists–This religion was founded by Dr.Phil.The basic belief of the Winfreyists is that after Oprah ascends into heaven to advise God,she will return with new cars for everyone.
NO U!
Ha! imagine finding out some random tribe in the middle of nowhere was worshipping you. That’d be hilarious! I’d go over and make them serve and worship me like a god
On #3:
There’s acutally a number of these religions in which a person is the god.
Usually it’s in africa due to colonism and usually the person is dead, yet again to due to colonism (cause it was so long ago)
Not one of these seem any more obscure than Christianity.
Some Christians actually believe that women are androids that were created by The Lord Jesus Christ to serve man…
number 1 is nuts man! they should try and make some weird movie out of it. A Demon hooked up to a computer! WTF!!!
Fantastic list BTW!
Wheres Islam in all this? Their prophet is a mass murdering peidophile and the rules the Quran tells them tolive by are ridiculous. Bad Call on missing that one out.
@GTT (139):
This particular point of view has always somewhat confused me. If you believe in God, and accept that the Bible is his word, surely all of it must be correct or none of it. I can’t imagine God would get much wrong. So when certain bits of the Good Book are proved to be wrong, people say they where only meant to be taken as metaphors. This begs the question, why would The Big Man, in his one publication to date, talk in metaphors? Why did he not mention the dinosaurs or the incredible age of the Earth?
I would love to think that science and religion could walk hand in hand, and one could believe in both simultaneously, but i just can’t see how they could. I’m curious how a person like yourself, who is clearly a man of both the altar and laboratory, juggles these two things which, to me, seem constantly to be at loggerheads?
@Some Guy (118):
There is no worship in Atheism. Nobody worships Darwin, and we do not have priests or prayer books. Atheism is the word attributed to people who have no belief system. It’s not another belief system in itself. Thats like saying a man who does not play any sports is himself a sportsman in the field of not playing any sports. It really doesn’t make a lot of sense. I’m afraid a lot of what you’ve said so far is….well it’s just wrong.
46, 155
unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful, boring
@Stevie C (149): Ha! imagine finding out some random tribe in the middle of nowhere was worshipping you. That’d be hilarious! I’d go over and make them serve and worship me like a god
Yeah…until they find out you’re not and eat you.
I’m not gonna lie, number one is freakin weird.
Don’t forget the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.. founded in 2005!!!!
@archiealt (155):
Well, first off, I´m not a man so much as a woman…
That said, I dont think you´re giving God much credit if you think he should have just written down everything as clear and consice as possible. Basically, it would have ended up being just a list of what to do and what not to do. Boring as all hell and not very inspired.
The Bible (to me at least) is like poetry. You have to read it and see beyond the mere words to a deeper meaning. Now, I know I´m going to take a lot of heat from some people for this but I think the Bible was “inspired” by God. I dont think the Holy Spirit sat next to someone and whispered what to write word for word. It was NOT a dictation, it was inspiration. That said, I think the original writers might have phrased that inspiration the only way they understood it at the time.
Evolution, for example, was not what you might call a widespread theory at the time. When inspired to write the creation story, these people might not have been able to see the big picture and interpreted what they saw/felt the best way they knew how. I think evolution is real. I believe God created that process and we are the result. I see the creation story as a metaphor and applying human concepts of time on an eternal being is ridiculous. Our concept of a “day” is probably not the same as His, I would think.
To make a long post short: I see God in everything we discover with science, in the laws of physics, in the story of evolution, in the miniscule particles that make up everything in existance. Atheists, I guess, would consider all these things “random”… Me? Not so much.
Just to set the record straight, personally having known Scientologists, a “thetan” is actually yourself/your soul. The harmful ingrained memories that limit your potential are called “engrams”.
The more you know.
It amazes me how atheists like to wear it like a badge of honor-They don’t seem to be able to say it enough-As though someone is going to faint. I’M AN ATHEIST-I DON’T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING–BLAH,BLAH….A few years ago,when I heard someone say that,I would hand the person a quarter and say,”here,go call somebody who gives a *****”—
Where on earth is pastafarianism?
@aprilweather (163):
Well in all fairness there are plenty of theist that do the same thing. I rarely bring up the fact that I’m an atheist in conversation, but I do think it’s normal to give your opinion on the subject that is being discussed. So if religion where to be brought up in a conversation with me then I would tell you that I think that the majority of theistic ideas are insane.
@GTT (161):
Thats a good point, I especially like the inspired idea of marriage in the bible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw
or the metaphors of bondmen and bondmaids meaning slaves
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+25:44-46&version=KJV
or the kind metaphors for foreign policy
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+20:10-14&version=TNIV
@GTT-”Why did he not mention the dinosaurs”
There is a quote in one of the books of the Old Testament that states to the effect,”In those days there were giants”. Since I was a child,I’ve took that to be talking about dinosaurs.And maybe it’s not but I still believe it is.Anyway you got me to thinking about it and I’m going to look it up.
Mr. Nice-”Some Christians actually believe that women are androids that were created by The Lord Jesus Christ to serve man”…
I’ve been a Christian for 68 years and that’s the most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard.
@aprilweather (166):
So all of that zombie Jesus stuff is just normal for you now?
archiealt
First of all, the bible was not written by God, the Pope or Jesus, I have met atheists who think we believe all of the above. Second of all, If the whole thing was perfect and straightforward, there would be even less reason not to believe, and so faith would be obsolete. Furthermore, dinosaurs really didn’t play much role in human history. If you were broadcasting a baseball game, would you stop in the middle to remind viewers that the players warmed up before the game? GTT said a lot of what I was going to say, so I’ll try to say what she didn’t. And yes, a sport of nonsporting could definately be a sport, it’s still a sport regardless of whether or not sports are played. My trusty dictionary defines worship as “adoration or devotion comparable to religious homage, shown toward a person or principle”. Given the fervor that can be found in Darwinism, that sounds like worship to me. I define atheism as denial of God’s exsistance. If I were to do that, I’d consider agnosticism.
Alex Hart, Pastafarianism is a parody, similar to #4. Most all Pastafarians are retards who think they’re smart.
Super cool list [:
I love the site update too. GJ!
aprilweather
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I never tried that quarter thing, but rest assured, I will
Blythe,
If there’s one thing about athiests that *****es me off, it’s that they so often question my beliefs without actually knowing what they are. Nobody said, or even hinted that Jesus was a reanimated corpse, what is meant by that story is that his soul joined God in Heaven.
Blythe
Actually Jesus is not normal for me “now”-(Whatever that means)–Jesus has been real for me all my life.Thru good times and bad times-(Really bad times)Thanks for asking.
The number 1 entry deserved to be on the top spot. It’s so pathetic.
I was quite surprised at the motivation which entry has. That’s scary indeed.
Religon at the very least shows the rife gullibility of people on this planet. I’m glad all the people I know don’t believe in any religion and therefore are strongminded enough to live their own lives without having to ‘pray to’ or ‘thank’ imaginary beings.
BLYTHE”I would tell you that I think that the majority of theistic ideas are insane”.
Oh no!–I just went into shock,Blythe–Please,please tell me you’ll change your mind–Whatever will I do?This is awful–I’m shocked,shocked I tell you–
@archiealt (156): “I can’t imagine God would get much wrong.”
Ask Him about the avocado. He made the pit too big.
(5 points to anyone who gets it!)
Karl’s right, I mean at least I am not some dirty atheist. I have the power of the seventh Leprechaun in the toe of serenity. When he dances on my ear, he guides my actions, all solar winds be his might. Imagine if I used my own mind and reason to think instead of listening to the great tiny green one.
@Mabel (175): Was that a reference to George Burns in “Oh God” or have I just made complete goose of myself?
7. Nikola Tesla came from the planet Venus
I lol’d so hard when i read this.
i founded a church once. the church of the cosmic chicken. ok i was in high school and maybe not really in my right mind at the time but it made alot of since at the time. while my three chem lab partners may nolonger be followers. i still have some beliefs in this small faith.
“some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world”
LOL