[WARNING: contains images that may offend. NSFW] Halloween has finally arrived! As thanks for the suggestions for my own costume this week, I have put together a list to help you all with your costumes – this is a “what not to wear” halloween costumes list. I have to admit that some of them are actually quite hilarious, but all are certain to offend at least one person at a party, or cause people to mock you all night, and there can be no doubt that they are all very unique. If you have photos of your own costumes, be sure to post links in the comments. Happy halloween!
10
Life was like a box of…
9
Words fail me
8
Lots of effort went into this costume
7
Spot the Costume
6
Wrong on every level
5
Sexy harem lady
4
This will definitely offend
3
Woody Alien
2
Labor Pains
1
Diphallia +
Vey Funny list!
Sweet. Happy Halloween everyone.
What the o_O
Whoa,this is getting a bit over the top
good thing i already got my 2 year old his costume and didn’t have to borrow any ideas from this list
Last halloween a buddy of mine went as a catholic priest with a little boy ragdoll attached face first to his loins. Hilarity ensued at the bars. Great list and Happy Halloween!
No.2 is actually pretty smart
Number 7 is not a halloween costume but a suggested safety device. Number 6 is from a fetish party, not a halloween costume, as is made fairly clear if you notice that the burning alligator was inserted at some point between the two photos.
Now when you have so specifically stated that some images may offend,they don’t offend at all(though it’s a good ploy to evoke a variety of responses) .. But some are like.. Totally disgusting…gaaaah! Are you going to use any of them JF?
No.4 is downright hilarious!
The contributor has unwittingly admitted a multi-zillionaire company advertising space for free.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! AND A LOVELY ALL SAINTS DAY(s) TOO! Well, thanks Jamie and it is really funny. LISTVERSE IS BACK IN HUMOUR! Happy halloween again everyone.
It’s happy here. though there is no trick-or-treat because it’s not in Philippine culuture. Well make sure you go inside the HORROR TUNNEL! :O
Hel El the elf. ALL OF THIS IS DEEMED UNWITTINGLY FUNEH! :0
Oh no, my comment is the unlucky number 13! above.
Well no. 7 is for runaway safety device disguises made for spies.
It’s kinda cool and I am happy to share a link with you. But wait. It’s for spies only… So sorry, suspense.
Last year,Heidi klum came at a Halloween dressed up as the Hindu goddess Kali,quite a spectacle she made..
sorry to comment so much (just want to outrun Davy in the “About” link) But Jamie, I thought you are going to make a list of TOP TEN FACES OF DEATH LIST? Now there is no Halloween spirit. The spirit is the funny spirit
I’ve seen all these before, except Gatorass Dude…
And for that, I’m thankful…
@Geronimo1618 (9): at the risk of offending by my language: ***** no!
@El the erf (11): do you really think everyone will buy a coke after reading this list?
I think there’s more chance of us all buying coke after this list (particularily after seeing no.6).
@ Geronimo1618: Now when you have so specifically stated that some images may offend,they don’t offend at all(though it’s a good ploy to evoke a variety of responses)
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Speak for yourself toots, number 4 is obviously offensive to Muslims that are NOT terrorist bombers. But it’s all in good fun, as long as people are smart enough to not equate explosives with religion…
my favourite is number 2.
@H3000 (22): I think I have to agree 2 is the most revolting and therefore the most appealing!
Good one Jamie Im sure no. 1 feels like a dick.
I suspect number 8 is actually a reproduction of Scout’s ham costume in To Kill a Mockingbird. In which case, it’s a lot cleverer than you are giving it credit for!
@jfrater(20) They might as well sue you!
To #15
No 7 isn’t for spies. The costume was sold all over Japan as a security device, same as pepper spray or a panic alarm. The theory was that if someone was being chased by muggers or some oter undesirable, they could pop round a corner and quickly assemble the vending machine. You could get other designs, incluidng a telephone box!
@H3000 (22): Yeah it IS offensive but it’d be better if Muslims ignore the attempts to ridicule or offend them(or stop making such an issue of it) else they’ll only end up giving others more reason to do..
Hey Jamie no. 2 is absolutely revolting AND disgusting
Hey Jfrater (20) Don’t tell me you’re drunk again… Hey man it’s Halloween. Don’t say *****. But it is alright
saber25, having a pretty good time,eh??
The good ol’ pumpkin costume just got passé…
Not sure why, but the HAM made me laugh the most. Probably because of how stupid it was.
number 9 is so, uhhh …. detailed
hehehe
and #6 is just sick.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN to everyone, have a fun time outside tonight.
@undaunted warrior (24): hahaha great comment!
i should be amazed more if number 1 is paired with something that is equally genital…lol
a pussied costume all over…what a relief
@saber25 (30): Hmm was it that obvious? As for not saying *****… ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****.
I am the boss – I can say it if I want to! Happy Halloween Saber25 you annoying commenter you! (said, drunkenly, as a form of endearment!)
Happy Halloween! Number 1 is really messed up. A huge *****covered in a hundred more cocks? Who in their right mind would wear that?
@papo (36): pussied costume lol
Um El the erf (31): Yeah, good guess
but not much. I just haven’t went to listverse for a long time. So, you too?
That kid in number 4 looks like he’s up to something.
@jfrater (37): Good morning Jamie *****in Frater.
@saber25 (40): It’s Tintin here, dear Haddock! For you,why not!?.. Happi(hic!) halliween!
jfrater (37): Lol. Cheers!
This list is disgusting.. And hey saber25, I got sum rancid Balut for ya’s, embryo and all.. I figure as long as your doing that your not spewing your retard-like comments.. when the ***** did you filipinas get computers anyway ?
and jfrater (37) Have a *****ing Halloween Jamie “the *****ing drunk” Frater! lol “hic” hehe. Nice way to start a day.
And El the erf (43) Yeah Happy “hic” (*****ing) Halloween!
Davy,m’boy,yer at nelson.aren’t you gonna do something ’bout it..??
Halloween was invented by the Pagans around 1000 B.C. to promote tourism in africa and sell T-shirts to children.
Number 1 – is definitely a creep!
Three drunks on listverse this morning: jfrater, saber25, and el the erf.
Um Miss)Info” Please. I don’t want you to just spoil the day’s fun. So I am not not making retard-so-like comments. And I am a male. My family shares the same account. So I don’t want a fight ok. And I am a FILIPINO. Yep I’ll eat every piece of balut that can be seen. You don’t know what it feels on tasting yummy balut. Hey Jamie, you seeing little Miss_Info’s comment here? Maybe you should do a little exercise-a-grip-keyboard of moderation? See, I am not doing anything, right Jamie? Answer, you’re the *****ing boss!
yer daz righ’ ol’ Davier’n zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Hey miss_info we know that. How about giving more fuzz than that? (lol and radical and unfigurable, I am top in class when I was in school
Funny. But what happened of the promise of a real exorcisms list? oh well, maybe another time.
Number 2 is by far the best. I love it.
I love number 2 lol
Yarg I might just have anuzzer drink, lightsaber.
Yeah… Miss Infy, oh yeah..What the *&§!¤ are you tryna’ tell people anyway,uh?!…,Jfrayt is an ancestor of one of those pagans…,eh??
Tel ya what…yer bam on target
Dem beers are waitin’
woot woot..! *****ed and its only 1pm!