It is certainly not a secret that I love all things obscure and unusual. Looking over the list of lists today I realized that we haven’t got a list of just completely random fascinating obscure facts – thus was born this list. Be sure to tell us your own favorites in the comments below as they may appear in a future list.
1. In the game of Chess, the word “checkmate” comes from the Persian phrase “shah mat” and it means “the King is dead”.
2. In 1835, John Batman settled in what was to eventually become Melbourne, Australia. He named it “Batmania”. Two years later it was renamed Melbourne in honor of the Prime Minister, Lord Melbourne.
3. A cannulated cow, also referred to as a cow with a window, is a cow that has been surgically fitted with a cannula, a porthole-like device which allows access to its rumen. Cows undergo this procedure so that their nutritional needs and digestive processes can be more easily studied. [Picture above]
4. The rabbit test was an early pregnancy test developed in 1927 by Bernhard Zondek and Selmar Aschheim. The test consisted of injecting the tested woman’s urine into a female rabbit, then examining the rabbit’s ovaries a few days later, which would change in response to a hormone only secreted by pregnant women. Modern pregnancy tests use the same principle but no longer require an animal to discover the presence of the pregnancy hormone.
5. While most male birds do not have “external genitalia”, some ducks have penises up to 14 inches long!!!! They commonly rape the females who have adapted by developing a vagina with three paths, two of which are “dead ends”. They have the ability to close off the true vaginal canal and send a rapist’s sperm into a dead end at will. If the rapists sperm does make it into the true vaginal canal, it is shaped like a coil and can be compressed to turn away unwanted insemination.
6. A flatulist is a performer who receives payment for farting in an amusing and/or musical manner. Saint Augustine in City of God (14.24) mentions some performers who did have “such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at will, so as to produce the effect of singing.”
7. The six-hour clock is a traditional timekeeping system used in Thailand alongside the official twenty-four-hour clock. Like the other common systems, it counts twenty-four hours in a day, but divides the day into four quarters, counting six hours in each
8. Organ2/ASLSP (As SLow aS Possible) is a musical piece composed by John Cage and is the subject of one of longest-lasting musical performances yet undertaken. The current organ performance of the piece at St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt, Germany, began in 2001 and is scheduled to have a duration of 639 years, ending in 2640.
9. A pyrophone, also known as a “fire/explosion organ” or “fire/explosion calliope” is a musical instrument in which notes are sounded by explosions, or similar forms of rapid combustion, rapid heating, or the like. The instrument is extremely unusual and makes music which is quite spooky. You can see one in action in the clip above.
10. Mistakes (due to mishearing) in songs are called mondegreens. Most people have at one time or another inadvertently made a mondegreen when singing songs without knowing the correct lyrics. Here is an example: ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy (from a lyric in the song “Purple Haze”, by Jimi Hendrix: “‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky”).
11. Ferret legging is a sport that seems to have been popular among coal miners in Yorkshire, England. The Official Dictionary of Unofficial English defines it as “an endurance test or stunt in which ferrets are trapped in pants worn by a participant”. The male-only contestants put live ferrets inside their trousers; the winner is the one who is the last to release the animals. Reg Mellor, a retired miner from Barnsley, holds the world record at five hours and twenty-six minutes, a feat he achieved in 1981 at the age of 66.
12. In Japan, Street names are seldom used in postal addresses (except in Kyoto and some Hokkaidō cities such as Sapporo), and most Japanese streets do not have names. Addresses are written from largest area to smallest (the opposite of the Western method) and each district, block, and house is numbered. These numbers are what determine a specific residence. [Picture above]
13. The glass delusion was an external manifestation of a psychiatric disorder recorded in Europe in the late middle ages (15th to 17th centuries). People feared that they were made of glass “and therefore likely to shatter into pieces”. One famous early sufferer was King Charles VI of France who refused to allow people to touch him, and wore reinforced clothing to protect himself from accidental “shattering”.
14. The miracle fruit, or miracle berry plant (Synsepalum dulcificum), produces berries that, when eaten, cause sour foods (such as lemons and limes) subsequently consumed to taste sweet. Needless to say this gives rise to some great party tricks.
15. The Forer effect is the observation that individuals will give high accuracy ratings to descriptions of their personality that supposedly are tailored specifically for them, but are in fact vague and general enough to apply to a wide range of people. This is the effect which makes fortune telling and horoscopes appear so accurate when they are, in fact, entirely fabricated.















November 3rd, 2009 at 1:38 am
I enjoy the random tribia as much as the specific. Thanks.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:38 am
That being ‘Trivia’. sorry
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:40 am
Here’s a sample of Forer effect:
You have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself. While you have some personality weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them. You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker; and do not accept others’ statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:42 am
Random but informative. Thanks
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:47 am
Great list, my favourite is #2. I wish it stayed as ‘Batmania’…
On #10, my highschool english substitute teacher told us a story on origins of ‘Mondegreen’.
It comes from an excerpt of a poem which someone re-tells. it goes like this.
“Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl Amurray,
And Lady Mondegreen.”
However the actual line is;
Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl Amurray,
And laid him on the green.
Giving birth to the name of misheard words and lyrics.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:50 am
@ #5 lol – no wonder Donal and Daffy are so ornery
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:30 am
These are not factoids; they are factlets. A factoid is a statement that sounds like a fact but isn’t – possibly a misconception cf asteroid, which looks like a star but isn’t anything like one. A factlet is a little fact.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:50 am
to second atsraya (hey you!),
-jaimie, “factoids” are not what we (mostly) think they are, as in: “little facts”….
merriam-webster definition is:
sure, the secondary definition exists, but mostly due to recent times (like internet-media-style recent times) which leads us to dwell on the deep irony that “internet facts” have sometimes been “created” as soon as they appeared “in print”.
a “factoid” was originally a bit of false info that the masses think to be true because they “read it somewhere”. how much has this really changed? and how does this relate to the internet age? hhhhmmmmm……
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 am
The duck and the cow facts are disturbing
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:57 am
After reading all, am thinking of having many ducks as pets:-).
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:07 am
Woot! Finally, facts list.
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:14 am
I remember being told about Batmania when I was younger and thinking that was an awesome name – until I was told it had nothing to do with the Bruce Wayne Batman. Though all I really remember hearing about him was that John Batman wasn’t a terribly nice guy.
I knew about the mondegreens ‘cos ‘Spicks & Specks’ has a very funny segment called that. And the miracle berry was on United States of Tara – seems telly can be useful after all
The ferret legging sounds hilarious!
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:24 am
poor Daisy Duck… hehe!
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:26 am
Okay – thanks to Astraya and lo, I have renamed this list. This reminds me why I love the site so much – because I learn from the comments! I shall henceforth no longer refer to a trivial fact as a factoid but rather a factlet (even though the second spelling is rejected by Apple as a real word!)
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:42 am
I love lists like this.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:17 am
Re: #10, here’s a couple more mondegreens that I’ve heard about:
From the Beatles’ “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”
Actual lyrics: “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes” Mondegreen: “The girl with colitis goes by”
Bonnie Tyler lyrics: “It’s a heartache”
Mondegreen: “It’s a hard egg”
I’m sure there’s many more!
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 am
“There’s a bathroom on the right!”!
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 am
odd… understanding everything on this list was a bit challenging
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:47 am
Actually, there is a website for Mondegreens called, kissthisguy(dot)com, or, “The Archive of Misheard Lyrics.” Quite entertaining itself, although Listverse is more daily so.
Jfrater, thanks always for so much fun.
By the way, it might help to have an example of the Japanese addressing system for clarification. The way it reads now, it sounds as though you are still talking about streets, whereas in reality you are now talking about addressing envelopes. A sample of the way the Japanese reverse their addresses could be,
Tokyo
Shibuya Ward
103 Nishi-Naginata
Mr. Taro Sumisu
I hope this helps.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:51 am
Have the Japanese always had streets like this? Or is it a method of standardisation that is fairly recent?
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:11 am
Why isn’t there a youtube clip or mp3 for #8? I would like to listen to it when I have the time.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:13 am
Regarding the mondegreens – there is a variation of the mondegreen in youtube where people put fake, misheard, but often hilarious subtitles to a music video. Some songs were sung in english and the fake subtitles are in english (just search “misheard” in youtube and you’ll see what I mean) but now they have songs originally in indian, russian, mongolian, and other languages with english “translations” (pioneered by someone with youtube username “buffalaxed” hence the term “buffalaxed”). Some people find these hilarious “translations” entertaining whilst others may be offended.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:15 am
astraya! hysterical!! thats what my friend thought it was!!!
She thought they sand it at woodstock to tell people where to go!
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:21 am
“Organ2/ASLSP (As SLow aS Possible) is a musical piece composed by John Cage and is the subject of one of longest-lasting musical performances yet undertaken.”
Hey, you ripped this out of wikipedia. Give them a little credit.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:42 am
The mondegreen I remember singing as a kid was “Transformers, robots in the sky!”
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:42 am
ASLSP…was this on another list? ive heard of it and its crazy! good list
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 am
Haha I love these kinds of lists. Appeal to everyone.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:59 am
@jfrater (14):
and i have learned too
it seems “factlet” is an “emerging word” in english, being mostly found in the “urban dictionary” and here on site! all-in-all a better term for your purposes than “factoid”, but totally new to me. i love listverse
and i also use the apple default spell-check for my spell-checking needs (which entails all that i type).
so yes, for the record readers: “factoid” -”you keep using that word, i do not think it means what you think it means”…
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:00 am
This is a pretty lame trivia list. Most of these factlets aren’t very interesting.
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:04 am
Rapist ducks! I wonder if they wear beak-a-clavas!!!
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 am
Those mondegreens are pretty big in the Netherlands right now under the name of ‘mama appelsap’, which means ‘mom apple juice’, which is a mondegreen in itself. Quite amusing =)
I did enjoy these little random things =)
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:12 am
I had no idea about number 5! Fascinating.
I hatehatehatehate vegetables with a passion. Would eating the miracle berry before eating them work or does it just work with sour foods? I’m trying to incorporate veggies into my diet but I just can’t find a way to make them palatable (except potatoes) and I’d try using the miracle berry if it would help.
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:13 am
@Chanchita (27): Apparently not:
@Glass (29)
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:15 am
“The Official Dictionary of Unofficial English” is a lovely title, it sounds like a book by bill bryson
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:20 am
I like this list. Random little facts to pass around. I liked the mondegreens one. It drives me crazy when people do that. Learn the lyrics or don’t sing.
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:33 am
More Irony abuse today People get a dictionary please !!
The things you refer to are NOT ironic !!
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:57 am
No. 14 is great news for the weasly twins!
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 am
@Carole (36): How ironic…
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:59 am
i’ve messed up so many songs….the mondegreens one is really cool.and the forer effect works on me every time.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:03 am
so now i have an image of a woman peeing on a white rabbit to see if a little blue line appears…. !!!!
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 am
@ianz09 I didn’t get it. comment(33)
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:36 am
@El the erf (41): Don’t worry ’bout it.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 am
The rapist ducks with the 14 inch long wangs and the female ducks with three pussies (two of them being fake) is the most bizarre thing I have read in a month.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 am
@ianz09 (42): lol i got it
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:49 am
The cows are also called fistulated. I’m not sure if there’s a difference between cannulated and fistulated, though. The University I went to did a lot of studies with them. You could drive through the edge of campus and see the “window cows,” I thought it was cool.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:51 am
Richard Gere was in a ferret legging contest once. Only it wasn’t a ferret and it wasn’t his pants.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:53 am
@bucslim (46): And if memory serves, the contest didn’t take place anywhere near his legs.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:54 am
@bucslim (46): and he was the only contestant in the contest.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:56 am
Where are my pants?
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:57 am
@damien_karras (49):
You seem to know a lot about this practice.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:58 am
@damien_karras (49):
“Where are my pants?”
I have them here.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:59 am
@bucslim (50):
“You seem to know a lot about this practice.”
College “experimentation.”
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:00 am
@bucslim (50):
I mean…. so they *tell* me.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:01 am
@bucslim (46):
Wasn’t Rod Stewart in this same contest? But I think they *called* it something else… hmmm…..
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:04 am
Does Mr. Batman have any single, female descendants? I wanna marry into the family just so I can take that name! And yes I know women typically take their husband’s family name, but if I’m marrying her just to be Mr. Batman, I’m sure we can find a culture to get married in where the opposite occurs.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:10 am
I am abstract flatulist
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 am
i wish human women had two dead ends
it would make saturday nights less of a gamble
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:25 am
Thank you for using the word “factlet” rather than “factoid.”
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:25 am
@Randall (51): Release my pants and I’ll release the gerbil… these are my demands, they are non-negotiable.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:32 am
@bucslim (46): @damien_karras (48): @Randall (54): Welcome back Ian, why don’t you log on to Listverse, check the comments, keep up with the discussion, maybe…. Oh… Oh dear… Oh good God…
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:36 am
A ‘factoid’ (fahst’-ouid) is a person who can run as fast as a European ouid, but not as fast as the migratory African ouid. (unless they are burdened with items found in a temperate zone)
A ‘factlet’ (fahrt-nouz-el’) is an obsession with terms no on gives a tinker’s cuss about.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:37 am
*one
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:37 am
@damien_karras (59):
F**k you, gimme twenty bucks too!
And you know what’ll happen if you’ve hurt that gerbil… or…. tired it out.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:38 am
“You have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself. While you have some personality weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them. You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker; and do not accept others’ statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.”
holy cow that is me to a fine T. how the hell did you know all that?!?!?! do you know me? who is this?
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:39 am
@damien_karras (59): I thought simians preferred tit-mouses.
?
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:41 am
* meece
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:42 am
@bucslim (65): We do, but the after-effect is overproduction of BAJ. In copious amounts.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:43 am
No one has mentioned panda porn in a (ra)coon’s age. Until now.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:44 am
Love this list! Love this site!
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:45 am
Wow. Regarding #11, Ferret Legging; this was actually referenced in an episode of The Simpsons. I think it was entitled “Homer Vs. the 18th Amendment” where he was the beer baron. I thought it was a joke. Errrr..well…it was a joke. I thought they made it up, rather.
Still funny
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:45 am
concerning mondegreens:
i had one i sang all throughout my childhood-it wasn’t until i was 16 years old that i learned i was severely bastardizing a great Fleetwood Mac song, “Second-Hand News”
I know you’re hopin’ to find
Someone who’s gonna give you peace of mind
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won’t you lay me down in tall grass
And let me do my stuff
I’m just sittin’ here nude
I’m just sittin’ here nude…yeah!
although i know the lyrics now, i often deliberately sing it with the “nude” parts…
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:48 am
@damien_karras (67):
Squeezing BAJ out of a monkey’s ass isn’t something you hear everyday. MAJ?
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:50 am
I am from Melbourne and shall being calling it Batmania from now on! Had no idea, thanks!
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:54 am
@bucslim (72): When I march on Washington D.C. this November, I will be carrying a sign with your last post. How messed up would that be? Even Hannity would be at a loss.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:56 am
@bucslim (72): mornin’ bucslim!
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:57 am
Damn guys. Damn.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:58 am
@Randall (63): You’re really cutting down on the length of you comments, aren’t you Randall.
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:03 am
Do I feel a nit pick at comment 64 mmmmmmm might be interisting I wonder who will take the first walk on the short plank, Iwill sort out my G+Ts now and come back and read all the action.
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:06 am
@Davy (75):
He just tees em up and I knock em down.
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:15 am
Hahahaha! Cracking list!
One of my favourite mondegreens is the beginning of the song ‘Jumping Jack Flash’ by The Rolling Stones…
“I was raised by two lesbians in draaag..!”.
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:17 am
You must read reddit. I’ve seen many of these on the /r/TodayILearned section recently.
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:19 am
@bucslim (79): Honestly, after the massive debate over yesterday’s list, a bit of levity was sorely needed today. I can always count on you and Randall to make me laugh. And today was no different.
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:32 am
@bucslim (72):
Nope. MAJ is mostly arsenic. Shouldn’t be getting that stuff anywhere *near* your mucus membranes. David Cassidy found this out. ‘member?
Randall’s Helpful Tip for the Day. The more you know…
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:37 am
@Randall (83): …the more you comment on Listverse and the more Randall tells you you’re wrong.
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
@bucslim (79): lol
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:48 am
Great idea for your next list: “Top 10.000 pathetic appearances of Randall on Listverse”. Do you have a life, old man?
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:50 am
@Randall (83):
Who exactly found out that fact-nugget? Mr. Kinkaid?
You need to get out of the house for a while. Put down the Colecovision controller, the fresh air will do you some good. Mom will put some extra miniature marshmellows in your cocoa when you get back.
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:56 am
From Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love”- You need kool-aid, baby I’m not foolin’.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:00 am
@Randall (83): You know the kind of laughing I’m talking about? I have the uncontrollable chuckles right now… co-workers are starting to stare. I’m afraid to even use my office phone to call up a client.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:10 am
A pyrophone! That’s what was missing from my Christmas wishlist!
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:18 am
@bucslim (87):
Got it right here in the book you got me for Christmas… 1001 True Facts about Ass Juice. I mean, I know you weren’t supposed to send this thing through the mail, but it’s hardly illegal if I present an item or two out of it.
…and don’t talk about my mom and min-marshmallows again. I warned you before.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 am
Live him alone he is ugly, brainless and pathetic enough as it is
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:33 am
@damien_karras (89):
Your co-workers aren’t staring at you because you’re laughing, it’s that weird look in your eye, the gat you got in your hand and the fact you have no pants on. The laughing is just the maraschino cherry that keeps them staring.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:37 am
My kids used to sing Tom Petty’s song Tree Fallin’…
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:38 am
Go back to the cellar, who let you out? If I catch you on the internet again, I’m gonna sell you on the black market.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:39 am
@Randall (91):
That got sent to the wrong address. You were supposed to get the subscription to Swank like you asked for.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:46 am
I´m sorry I´ll be good just don´t rape little Randall AGAIN
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
Oi! I’ll sell you on the black market Ian, along with your son, Randall.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
@bucslim (93):
“The laughing is just the maraschino cherry that keeps them staring.”
You know… that’s f**king *poetry,* my friend. I very nearly wept.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 am
100 yes yes. my age indeed.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 am
@bucslim (96):
“…were supposed to get the subscription to Swank like you asked for.”
Yeah… that woulda been better. Oh well! Fact number 764! “The glandular juice of the otter can be used for bringing the reflective shine back to chrome automotive parts!”
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 am
God damn Gravatar…
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:53 am
Hey Randall,dyeh teach at the Pennysylvania state university?
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:56 am
Gosh, I really hope I never get lost in Japan. And duck rape! That’s hilarious.
My fascinating fact is…
Babies will always hold their pee until you remove the dirty diaper =) Hehehe.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
@Randall (101):
I thought the book was 1001 True Facts about Ass Juice. You must have to really put that otter through the ringer to get the glandular juice to come out it’s hindquarters.
Or do you just go to the automotive section of your local grocer to pick up a “six” of otter juice?
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:01 am
Ianz you conniving double face creep you..
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:02 am
@bucslim (105):
“Or do you just go to the automotive section of your local grocer to pick up a “six” of otter juice?”
You do, yeah… but you gotta ask for “iced tea,” and wink three times.
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 am
Can someone PLEASE stop all the ass rape going on in Randalls bedroom???
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 am
@Randall (107): What do you want to be you grow up, dear? A comedian?
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
When a Randall-Bucslim banter is going on,us lesser mortals just look on..
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:18 am
You forgot about the electrifying experience of the flower from the toothache tree. They say it feels like pop rocks and licking a 9volt battery – but good. We’ll see. I love obscure things too. I just discovered them yesterday when I got my newsletter from the place I bought Miracle Fruit a few months ago. http://www.theworldsbestfruit.com
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:19 am
Ah yes so my Randall is now friends with the otter juice buyer bucslim
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:20 am
Re: Item #3
My alma mater is huge in animal sciences even if it’s known more for booze, engineering, booze, football, and yes, more booze. So pretty soon after stepping foot on campus, one hears rumors of “cows with windows on their stomachs.” A lot of rubbish, I thought. I saw (in the most graphic way) that it wasn’t rubbish, haha.
So I was in an obscure part of veterinary college – a long ways away from the main campus. In a pasture to my right were cows with these yellow disk things just above their hip bone. Turns out these really ARE the cannulated cows Frater writes of. I am generally not one to be easily grossed out but there aren’t too many things more disturbing than seeing a man go shoulder deep into a cow’s abdomen and seeing this yellow mush come up.
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:21 am
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November 3rd, 2009 at 11:23 am
@BravehisTickle (114):
Honestly, stop trying to draw me out. I don’t divulge my name or my place of work or other personal, private facts on the internet. Nice try, but sorry.
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:37 am
Technically, “‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy” is not a mondegreen, as Jimi Hendrix has used this line to replace “kiss the sky” in live versions.
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:41 am
@Randall (115): Yea heh heh yer right,out of curiosity I looked up your username on the net,some interesting results showed up eg. Medical professor et al.. the one I mentioned above matched your preferences..anyways you’re going to reveal yourself when your book becomes a bestseller..isn’t it?You said so two years ago on one of the threads..don’t go back on your word
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:45 am
lol @ duck penis. I never knew birds still had penises! I thought that was a mammalian thang!
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:50 am
@archangel (118): mammalian thang: mammalian wang
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:56 am
@BravehisTickle (117):
K… stop being creepy now.
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
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November 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Actually, I’m pretty sure that the effect described as number 15 is called the Barnum effect, where the descriptions are vague enough to apply to everyone.
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
@Randall (120): Creepy? Meh? Naaah,I’d just been closely following yer comments for quite some time(which I’m sure many people do).I wish I’d meet you someday..yer a real interestin’ person.
Would you mind if I started a Randall Fan Club(RFC)..?
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
@BravehisTickle (123): Would you mind if I started a Randall Fan Club(RFC)..?
By any chance do you have a mohawk and drive a taxi?
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
OK, this comments section is creeping me out…
First we got a whole lot of convo about different species of ass juice… There was the regular beaver of course but then someone mentioned otters and ferrets? Those varieties are new… Not to mention something about Richard Gere and his missing pants… WTF?
Now, by show of hands, who mixed vodka into their orange juice this morning? buc and Randall, I´m looking at you…
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
@BravehisTickle (123): I’ve got one for RFC – Request For Change. Are you stalking Randall or what?
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Cool list!
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:37 pm
lol forgot to change myself
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
@AuthorityFigure (20): Yes, the Japanese streets have always been that way (except for Kyoto and parts of Sapporo as mentioned). To make matters more difficult, streets in Japan do not run in nice straight lines like in the U.S. (i.e. north/south, east/west); they’re actually twisty turny messes. And for a foreigner visiting Japan, it makes it very difficult to find an address without a GPS.
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
@Davy (previously Randall’s Grandmother) (128): forgot to change myself
You might want to take care of that. Before a rash sets in.
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@Maggot (124): Neh I don’t have a mohawk nor am a taxi driver but that bickle guy is sure an inspirational character,don’t you agree? And im not stalkin Randall but he is the most ‘in’ & ‘famous’ character since the past 2 years(with Bucslim)..he not then who should thou follow?
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
What a circle jerk.
Creepy guy you are ace. Bring it.
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
@Maggot (130): lol
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS ON NUMBER 5. HERE IS WHY!!!
holy crap. i read that one and i almost died from laughter, because:
in the 11th grade, i was bored in math class. i drew the picture of the EXACT THING you described happening on number 5. my table-mates saw it, and they laughed as hard as humanly possible, before telling me that ducks do not have penises. this whole rapist duck became a giant in-joke with my friends and i, and a large portion of the school, for the rest of my high school. it was the one event that defined the last 2 years of my high school life: goofing off and just doing things because they are funny. (sad now, but fun at the time)
now, however, it is funny because it would happen EXACTLY as i drew it that time. my life will never be the same. i had to read #5 so many times because i could not believe how much it happens exactly as the bored joke-drawing i made. if i met you, i would shake your hand. you just made my life.
g’day jfrater. i really like your website.
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
@ xtopherp (70) – That’s the first thing I thought of when I heard that, only it’s not the Beer Baron episode, I believe it’s the “Cape Feare” episode, and it’s squirrels, not ferrets.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:02 pm
@BravehisTickle (131): It looks like you’ve got randall-love-syndrome. I recommend you visit a psychiatrist.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Davy:
Two things.
1) I’m guessing you’re 16 or 17 years old. Thus, I’ll give you a pass. But you’re really not very funny. In fact, not really funny at all. Trust me on this. Now… before you get all indignant and accuse me of being humorless, I assure you that I can take a joke. Ask my friends. Believe me, I get mocked a lot in real life, and I give it back to them. (It’s all done with love, of course). I’m not entirely sure what your intentions are, but they don’t seem altogether friendly to me. I suggest, therefore, that you watch it.
2) I frankly get tired of your repeated snotty comments regarding my wordy missives here. Presumably this is because you can’t really read for any length of time—a learning disability perhaps?
I ought to excuse you, in that event. I shall do so. But watch your mouth in future.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
@BravehisTickle (123):
Nope. Still creeps me out. I appreciate the appreciation (unless this is some elaborate goof on me) but just keep your distance.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
@Randall (137): thanks for the advice goodbye
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Anyone else weirded out by the comments? Like ‘Kathy Bates in Misery’ kind of weirded out?
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
#9 reminded me of a Monty Python sketch in which the Blue Danube is played with additional explosions.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
i have been reading listverse for years now and until now i had nothing to comment…but i have to say that these randall comment shenanigans are just gettin weird and serious.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Why Randall, WHY!?!? Why Buclism!?! Why must you pollute my mind so often!?!? Thank you for stopping, though.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
@GiantFlyingRobo (143): *cough* Ahem… You spelled bucslim’s name wrong.
That is all.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
*edit: Bucslim, not Buclism
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@gabi319 (140): Yeah, that´s what I was saying… I´m sitting here anxiously pressing the “Refresh” button not knowing if I really want the new comments to appear. It´s morbid and sick really…..
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
@ianz09 (144): This has nothing to do with the comment or the list, but I have question: what’s going on in your avatar-thingy? It’s just been bothering me for some time now. I want to know.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
*sigh* I almost hoped nobody would ever ask. It is me aiming down the sight of a… Nerf gun. Yeah, I know. Childish, nerdy. Before anybody calls me a puss, I play paintball and airsoft too… But damn it all, Nerf is fun as balls.
That is all.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@GTT (146): Eh sorry looks like it’s just me and GFR. And have heard from another user on the site we apparently aren’t that funny. For what it’s worth, sorry.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Lol (57) yeh theres nothing that annoys me more than raping a girl with my 14 inch duck dick and she cant divert me up a fake hole
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@ianz09 (148): Ohhh, I see it now. But playing with Nerf guns doesn’t make you nerdy. Unless, of course, you’re not under the age of 15 or can’t actually do all those cool tricks they do in the commercials. You know, like wall-jumping and jumping, then sticking your legs out to hold you in between two walls. Like they do in the Matrix, basically.
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:12 pm
@ianz09 (149): I don’t know about you, but I think Astra- I mean *that other user* is kind of a killjoy. I never even wanted *mutter mutter* stupid frickin’ forum *grumble grumble* sheesh, I mean it wasn’t even any of his business!
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@GiantFlyingRobo (153): Shut up
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
@WGOIW (156): Interesting, I have never heard about the miracle fruit.
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Sorry, I don’t know why I replied to wgoiw.
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Why do all fact lists have to mention the penis?
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Ferret Legging was invented by a Russian Tsar in Scandinavia around the 1400’s to stay warm and scare away hungry tigers…
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
@WGOIW (155): What? I didn’t say anything.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
@GiantFlyingRobo (163): Don’t pay any attention him. It looks like he’s just in a bad mood.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
@GiantFlyingRobo (163): *edit:put ‘to you’ at end*
Crap, how come I keep making all these typos? I will now shut up, because I post too much. End of line.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
@gabi319 (140): I am. Just caught up on all this…scary, creepy people around here.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Randall, bucslim and Damien Karras were being very witty and amusing us all, and then some troll has to ruin things with these disgusting and ridiculous postings having to do with Randall. Please stop. The rest of us are intelligent adults and don’t find you amusing at all.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Great list Jamie, I always enjoy the factoids, factlets, whatever they are and the bizarre comments that follow. Funny stuff guys!
Ok, now. All together say “Congratulations, segue!”
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
“Congratulations, segue!” …. why? Did your photos get puplished?
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
@oouchan (166): Scary is a definite understatement. Earlier on, Buc, Randall and I were having a spirited off-color exchange that quickly disintegrated once some weird stalker admitted he was attempting to discern Randall’s identity. Following on the heels of this was the usual trolling. Randall and Buc were wise to ignore the usual crap.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@damien_karras (166): Hey…looks like they are deleting those comments. So this number might change. Yeah…saw that. That is creepy stuff. Stalker material!
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I have deleted he troll
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@jfrater (168): Thanks. A troll is the last thing LV needs.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@jfrater (168): Thank you!
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
@jfrater (168):
Thank you kindly, sir!
@oouchan (167):
On the plus side, I suddenly have a yen to watch Misery.
I’m your number one fan. I’m your number one fan. I’m your number one fan…
@segues (164):
Any special reason for this declaration?
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@segues (164): Congratulations segues! why?
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
All these creepy posters remind me of a site http://www.randomcreepyguy.com – check it out!
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:43 pm
@corinthian0430 (6): LOL!
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Holy crap. I owned ferret for like a month and it would bite the hell outta me if i picked it up. I cant imagine that sucker in my dam pants.
Chess is one of top favorite games (next to risk) and i never knew the shah mat factlet. Thats very sweet.
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Congrats, segue. Can I tell?
(Seque has got the equivalent of an agent now.
)
Sorry–was just very happy for you, S.
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Mr. Frater, your factlet list was informative and entertaining. I learned 5 or 6 new things today. Special thanks for including the spooky pyrophone clip. An instrument that is played with torches. Love it.
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I’m sure a great number of juveniles out there will readily react with ridicule and asinine jokes to any type of scientific discourse concerning bizarre sex in the animal kingdom…. but when crude and brainless bile is aimed at something as serious as duck rape, a line must be drawn.
I don’t know what to be more appalled by. That ducks are being RAPED or that the females have created two compressing coil shaped fake vaginas!
F*ck evolution, if THAT’S what its all going to be about! What the F*ck?! For real! Did Dante Alighieri wave his mighty ‘pen’ way back when, and establish “IT SHALL BE SO!”?
Actually, come to think of it….It was probably that weirdo Issac, “I haft to pee”, Newton – stealing from Dante and then , wadda ya know, later on with the alchemedical connections- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe developed his own private dabblings in the lab and by the pond (or was it by the pond THEN in the lab?), later giving way to the ‘Golden Order of the Dabbling Duck’ (of which I have been sworn to speak no more of).
Shouldn’t there be some sort of coalition against duck rape? Why do you think the male(duck) has a 14inch penis? because it thinks it has a chance.
I say “Screw This!”(pun intended). Let’s reverse time. Unite in your ipod, fellow earthlings, a selection of some crappy DEVO song. It IS the time to take our planet back! If God made us in his/her own image, shouldn’t we get off our arses and do something?! Ducks should not be raped! They should not have to compensate with 14inch penises and they should not evolve with two fake vaginas! TWO? One fake vagina is not enough??? Perhaps there’s a study out there on duck gang rape but WHY on our earth do ducks need need 2?
You see my fellow scumbags, things have gone too far for too long.
Sure, there are those out there that wanna look a blind eye, and and say it’s on the bottom of their ‘to-do lists’ and that it pales in the ‘much larger to-do lists’.
Because all and everything is a whole different tortilla–but stand aside in the maddening crowd and become one with your developed uniqueness because the answer to whether an outdated egocentric scientifico-sexual curiosity, that mutated along side occult coraling and control over nature and blah blah blah blah.
AND whatever.
I cant believe I just spent this long on trying to write this dumb ass sh*t.
-call me rusty.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:01 pm
@segues (164):
Congrats segue!!! You deserve it, your pics were awesome!
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
The pyrophone is the coolest intrument ever.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Segue- That’s great! I’m so happy for you. Best of luck!
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Congrats Segue from The Smoking Monkey! I saw your pics a while back but can’t remember the name of the site. Can you send me a pm with the link?
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:58 pm
@damien_karras (182): I think it is Segue by the Sea. I bookmarked it, but I’m too lazy to double check right now.
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:02 pm
@GiantFlyingRobo (152): Nope. I’m nineteen and can’t do Matrix crap to save my life. Nerd. And before anybody asks, no, I’m not a virgin. I’m not bragging, because I actually think this makes my situation slightly sadder… Oh, everyone wave goodbye to my last shred of dignity! Bye Dignity! Oh well. I think have all my awesome Internet friends, right guys?
… Guys?
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Nice to know I’m not the only one. Someone mentioned ‘there’s a bathroom on the right’ I always sang this till my husband asked me what I was saying as I was singing in the car along to the song. He absolutely pissed himself.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
One of my kids would run around the house singing “Down at the sausage grill….Down at the sausage grill”.
How to explain to a 4 year old that it’s the Sunset Grill, after all who grills sunsets?
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I have seen a male duck or two and have never noticed anything protruding from said ducks that was anywhere near 14 inches in length. Ducks must be growers not showers.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
There is actually a tramstation or a trainstation in Melbourne called:
BATMAN
:O
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm
First of all,interesting informative trivia list,should expect more of these later on.
Wow,so my post was deleted..I’spect I was posting dangerous stuff but c’mon… stalker? Definitely not I am.
@Randall: Sire,that’s no goof up as you think,and I am no psycho as you might perceive.The info regarding to you I shoulda kept to myself..that was just harmless time pass.
The reason for being obsequious was that I really like your style of writing since I’m an aspiring writer myself,thereby following your comments…nothing more.
And as for those who are screaming troll,why don’t you ask Jamie to delete the pathetic and immature Randall’s mom/dad/grand dad comments..they are certainly not in good taste
November 4th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Randall, I’m proud to have you spill the proverbial beans.
Yes, it’s an on.line artists rep, fairly new to the biz, who is repping some fine artists, oils, acrylics, water-colorists, etc; but I am the very first photographer! My stuff isn’t online yet, it takes a few days to iron out all the details, but in a few days I’ll announce the location (or Randall will beat me to the punch).
November 4th, 2009 at 12:34 am
@ianz09 (183): You’re right, my website is seguebythesea.com.
November 4th, 2009 at 4:59 am
I grew up in country Victoria (of which Melbourne is the capital) and I knew about John Batman mainly from Batman Ave. There is also a Batman province in Turkey. Last year we had two Turkish high school teachers staying with us for two days while on an exchange visit. One of them wondered why I was giggling at the souvenirs he solemnly gave us. I had to log on to wikipedia to show him pictures.
(When I was young, Melbourne Cup day was a public holiday in Melbourne but not in the country. I developed a serious grudge against the Melbourne Cup with continues to this day.)
November 4th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Fact 3: Cows don’t undergo any procedure. They’re made to. Just rephrasing. Your sentence makes it seem like the cows consent to it
November 4th, 2009 at 8:26 am
I remember listening to Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann and thinking
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
sounded more like
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a douche,
another runner in the night
Perhaps one of the worst mondegreens out there Imo.
November 4th, 2009 at 8:28 am
@timmar68 (32): I would suggest the book Deceptively Delicious. It has recipes for hiding veggies in your food. It is more geared towards moms getting their kids to eat veggies but it’s still a good book. I don’t know of anything that makes veggies taste different but the idea of a berry making sour things taste sweet is really cool!
November 4th, 2009 at 11:13 am
“hold me closer, *Tony Danza*!!!!!!” by Elton John
also
“clean shirt, new shoes
and i don’t know here i am goin’ to.
silk suit, black tie [black tie]
i don’t need a reason why-y-y
they come runnin’ just as fast as they can
’cause every girl’s crazy ’bout a *shot glass* man”
November 4th, 2009 at 11:19 am
@jes (196): Haha
November 4th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I would appreciate it tremendously if you could reconsider your language in #5. This is part of the reason rapists are excused because their “desires” of forcing themselves and emitting control over others is “natural.”
Seriously, the female duck having enough control over the situation to decide whether or not she can get pregnant changes things. It’s not rape, and most animals have certain hormones or some way of showing to mates that they are ready during mating season.
It probably seems silly, but studying gender, language and mainstream society it really does make a difference.
November 4th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Interesting list. #14 miracle fruit. I’ve seen it on CSI NY and United States of Tara. I tried it and it’s really interesting when it comes to trying lemons, grapes and beer. Get the tablets though they’re not as expensive as the berries and they do the same exact thing. I bought some last week at http://www.MiracleFruitExpress.com. I had a few friends over and gave them unsweetened lemonade and a beer. We did a before and after test and they were so amazed.
November 4th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I’m glad Johnny left that comment.My husband’s best friend bought some of that miracle fruit for his upcoming 40th birthday party and he’s going to use us as guinea pigs.Lookin forward to it.
November 4th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
If you want to learn more read this entry to find out.. http://tinyurl.com/ybdclbf
November 4th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
On mondegreens, I just realised last week that the Kenny Loggins song from Top Gun was “Highway to the danger zone” not “I went to the danger zone”. I have asked a dozen people since then and they all thought the same as me despite the actual name being Highway to the danger zone. Why it references a highway in a movie about jet-fighters is beyond me.
Also, Randall is a real wanker!
November 4th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Well, Mr Batman hasn’t been totally forgotten. There is a Federal Electoral District named after him
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Division_of_Batman
November 4th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
all i can say to the earlier feud, well.. everytime in modern life that you aren’t eating a real fresh raspberry but taste,/i> raspberry, well…. just thank ass-juice. beaver ass-juice:
http://listverse.com/2009/03/10/top-10-bizarre-food-ingredients/
and segue, i’m so happy for you! i’ll try to visit on facebook but admit i’m a lazy/sometimes facebooker, but either way props to you woman!
and so many fights here, interesting how the meritless are so quickly exposed.
luv to LV in general, jaimies’ creation and the community. i like you all.
November 4th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
p.s. crap on not turning off the italics. total typo! sorry. ;(
November 5th, 2009 at 2:15 am
as usual, a very interesting list. thank you for sharing. i am always surprised by such posts. it seems to be difficult to find so much interesting information!
November 5th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
So I’m pretty sure “Scuse me while I kiss this guy” is the original lyric. The mondegreen is “Scuse me while I kiss the sky.” I seem to recall that this was the No.1 most misheard song lyric of all time (voted by some music magazine).
On that note, I think my most tenacious mondegreen is Manfred Mann’s “Blinded by the Light”:
Blinded by the light
Ripped up like a douche
And get a boner in the night
November 5th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Perhaps I got it the other way around. I’m not sure any more. BUT…I have MOST DEFINITELY heard Jimi sing “kiss this guy” in one or more of the live versions of this song. Maybe it was intentionally written to have the double meaning.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
@SlickWilly (208): BUT…I have MOST DEFINITELY heard Jimi sing “kiss this guy” in one or more of the live versions of this song. Maybe it was intentionally written to have the double meaning.
Listen verrrry closely to The Beatles’ Baby You’re a Rich Man.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Hmm…No one’s mentioned Louie Louie as sung by the Kingsmen yet? I don’t care what the real lyrics are. Below is the best transcribed mondegreen I found. I sing it almost EXACTLY like this… except I think I use less consonants.
Looweeloowhy ono sadday we gowgow
yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh sadday looweeloowhy oh bebay sadday we gowgow
Ayfain liyelkurwl away onee
eektatsh ahip oconstalee
ale wine shit wine all alowe
eenever acow aamay gitome
Alooweeloowhy…
Some of my favorites
Tubthumping by Chumbawumba
Real lyrics: I get knocked down, but I get up again
Mondegreen: I got no towel, I hung it up again
Don’t it make my brown eyes blue by Crystal Gale
Real lyrics: Don’t it make my brown eyes blue
mondegreen: Donuts make my brown eyes blue
November 5th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Wow. Some ducks have penii bigger than the average human male. I like the whole vagina trap thing though, reminds me of the pyramids and the false paths to the treasure rooms.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:02 am
I wanna learn how to fart musically.
November 9th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Number 5 made me laugh.