It is certainly not a secret that I love all things obscure and unusual. Looking over the list of lists today I realized that we haven’t got a list of just completely random fascinating obscure facts – thus was born this list. Be sure to tell us your own favorites in the comments below as they may appear in a future list.
1. In the game of Chess, the word “checkmate” comes from the Persian phrase “shah mat” and it means “the King is dead”.
2. In 1835, John Batman settled in what was to eventually become Melbourne, Australia. He named it “Batmania”. Two years later it was renamed Melbourne in honor of the Prime Minister, Lord Melbourne.
3. A cannulated cow, also referred to as a cow with a window, is a cow that has been surgically fitted with a cannula, a porthole-like device which allows access to its rumen. Cows undergo this procedure so that their nutritional needs and digestive processes can be more easily studied. [Picture above]
4. The rabbit test was an early pregnancy test developed in 1927 by Bernhard Zondek and Selmar Aschheim. The test consisted of injecting the tested woman’s urine into a female rabbit, then examining the rabbit’s ovaries a few days later, which would change in response to a hormone only secreted by pregnant women. Modern pregnancy tests use the same principle but no longer require an animal to discover the presence of the pregnancy hormone.
5. While most male birds do not have “external genitalia”, some ducks have penises up to 14 inches long!!!! They commonly rape the females who have adapted by developing a vagina with three paths, two of which are “dead ends”. They have the ability to close off the true vaginal canal and send a rapist’s sperm into a dead end at will. If the rapists sperm does make it into the true vaginal canal, it is shaped like a coil and can be compressed to turn away unwanted insemination.
6. A flatulist is a performer who receives payment for farting in an amusing and/or musical manner. Saint Augustine in City of God (14.24) mentions some performers who did have “such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at will, so as to produce the effect of singing.”
7. The six-hour clock is a traditional timekeeping system used in Thailand alongside the official twenty-four-hour clock. Like the other common systems, it counts twenty-four hours in a day, but divides the day into four quarters, counting six hours in each
8. Organ2/ASLSP (As SLow aS Possible) is a musical piece composed by John Cage and is the subject of one of longest-lasting musical performances yet undertaken. The current organ performance of the piece at St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt, Germany, began in 2001 and is scheduled to have a duration of 639 years, ending in 2640.
9. A pyrophone, also known as a “fire/explosion organ” or “fire/explosion calliope” is a musical instrument in which notes are sounded by explosions, or similar forms of rapid combustion, rapid heating, or the like. The instrument is extremely unusual and makes music which is quite spooky. You can see one in action in the clip above.
10. Mistakes (due to mishearing) in songs are called mondegreens. Most people have at one time or another inadvertently made a mondegreen when singing songs without knowing the correct lyrics. Here is an example: ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy (from a lyric in the song “Purple Haze”, by Jimi Hendrix: “‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky”).
11. Ferret legging is a sport that seems to have been popular among coal miners in Yorkshire, England. The Official Dictionary of Unofficial English defines it as “an endurance test or stunt in which ferrets are trapped in pants worn by a participant”. The male-only contestants put live ferrets inside their trousers; the winner is the one who is the last to release the animals. Reg Mellor, a retired miner from Barnsley, holds the world record at five hours and twenty-six minutes, a feat he achieved in 1981 at the age of 66.
12. In Japan, Street names are seldom used in postal addresses (except in Kyoto and some Hokkaidō cities such as Sapporo), and most Japanese streets do not have names. Addresses are written from largest area to smallest (the opposite of the Western method) and each district, block, and house is numbered. These numbers are what determine a specific residence. [Picture above]
13. The glass delusion was an external manifestation of a psychiatric disorder recorded in Europe in the late middle ages (15th to 17th centuries). People feared that they were made of glass “and therefore likely to shatter into pieces”. One famous early sufferer was King Charles VI of France who refused to allow people to touch him, and wore reinforced clothing to protect himself from accidental “shattering”.
14. The miracle fruit, or miracle berry plant (Synsepalum dulcificum), produces berries that, when eaten, cause sour foods (such as lemons and limes) subsequently consumed to taste sweet. Needless to say this gives rise to some great party tricks.
15. The Forer effect is the observation that individuals will give high accuracy ratings to descriptions of their personality that supposedly are tailored specifically for them, but are in fact vague and general enough to apply to a wide range of people. This is the effect which makes fortune telling and horoscopes appear so accurate when they are, in fact, entirely fabricated.






















@BravehisTickle (123): Would you mind if I started a Randall Fan Club(RFC)..?
By any chance do you have a mohawk and drive a taxi?
OK, this comments section is creeping me out…
First we got a whole lot of convo about different species of ass juice… There was the regular beaver of course but then someone mentioned otters and ferrets? Those varieties are new… Not to mention something about Richard Gere and his missing pants… WTF?
Now, by show of hands, who mixed vodka into their orange juice this morning? buc and Randall, I´m looking at you…
@BravehisTickle (123): I’ve got one for RFC – Request For Change. Are you stalking Randall or what?
Cool list!
lol forgot to change myself
@AuthorityFigure (20): Yes, the Japanese streets have always been that way (except for Kyoto and parts of Sapporo as mentioned). To make matters more difficult, streets in Japan do not run in nice straight lines like in the U.S. (i.e. north/south, east/west); they’re actually twisty turny messes. And for a foreigner visiting Japan, it makes it very difficult to find an address without a GPS.
@Davy (previously Randall’s Grandmother) (128): forgot to change myself
You might want to take care of that. Before a rash sets in.
@Maggot (124): Neh I don’t have a mohawk nor am a taxi driver but that bickle guy is sure an inspirational character,don’t you agree? And im not stalkin Randall but he is the most ‘in’ & ‘famous’ character since the past 2 years(with Bucslim)..he not then who should thou follow?
What a circle jerk.
Creepy guy you are ace. Bring it.
@Maggot (130): lol
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS ON NUMBER 5. HERE IS WHY!!!
holy crap. i read that one and i almost died from laughter, because:
in the 11th grade, i was bored in math class. i drew the picture of the EXACT THING you described happening on number 5. my table-mates saw it, and they laughed as hard as humanly possible, before telling me that ducks do not have penises. this whole rapist duck became a giant in-joke with my friends and i, and a large portion of the school, for the rest of my high school. it was the one event that defined the last 2 years of my high school life: goofing off and just doing things because they are funny. (sad now, but fun at the time)
now, however, it is funny because it would happen EXACTLY as i drew it that time. my life will never be the same. i had to read #5 so many times because i could not believe how much it happens exactly as the bored joke-drawing i made. if i met you, i would shake your hand. you just made my life.
g’day jfrater. i really like your website.
@ xtopherp (70) – That’s the first thing I thought of when I heard that, only it’s not the Beer Baron episode, I believe it’s the “Cape Feare” episode, and it’s squirrels, not ferrets.
@BravehisTickle (131): It looks like you’ve got randall-love-syndrome. I recommend you visit a psychiatrist.
Davy:
Two things.
1) I’m guessing you’re 16 or 17 years old. Thus, I’ll give you a pass. But you’re really not very funny. In fact, not really funny at all. Trust me on this. Now… before you get all indignant and accuse me of being humorless, I assure you that I can take a joke. Ask my friends. Believe me, I get mocked a lot in real life, and I give it back to them. (It’s all done with love, of course). I’m not entirely sure what your intentions are, but they don’t seem altogether friendly to me. I suggest, therefore, that you watch it.
2) I frankly get tired of your repeated snotty comments regarding my wordy missives here. Presumably this is because you can’t really read for any length of time—a learning disability perhaps?
I ought to excuse you, in that event. I shall do so. But watch your mouth in future.
@BravehisTickle (123):
Nope. Still creeps me out. I appreciate the appreciation (unless this is some elaborate goof on me) but just keep your distance.
@Randall (137): thanks for the advice goodbye
Anyone else weirded out by the comments? Like ‘Kathy Bates in Misery’ kind of weirded out?
#9 reminded me of a Monty Python sketch in which the Blue Danube is played with additional explosions.
i have been reading listverse for years now and until now i had nothing to comment…but i have to say that these randall comment shenanigans are just gettin weird and serious.
Why Randall, WHY!?!? Why Buclism!?! Why must you pollute my mind so often!?!? Thank you for stopping, though.
@GiantFlyingRobo (143): *cough* Ahem… You spelled bucslim’s name wrong.
That is all.
*edit: Bucslim, not Buclism
@gabi319 (140): Yeah, that´s what I was saying… I´m sitting here anxiously pressing the “Refresh” button not knowing if I really want the new comments to appear. It´s morbid and sick really…..
@ianz09 (144): This has nothing to do with the comment or the list, but I have question: what’s going on in your avatar-thingy? It’s just been bothering me for some time now. I want to know.
*sigh* I almost hoped nobody would ever ask. It is me aiming down the sight of a… Nerf gun. Yeah, I know. Childish, nerdy. Before anybody calls me a puss, I play paintball and airsoft too… But damn it all, Nerf is fun as balls.
That is all.
@GTT (146): Eh sorry looks like it’s just me and GFR. And have heard from another user on the site we apparently aren’t that funny. For what it’s worth, sorry.
Lol (57) yeh theres nothing that annoys me more than raping a girl with my 14 inch duck dick and she cant divert me up a fake hole
@ianz09 (148): Ohhh, I see it now. But playing with Nerf guns doesn’t make you nerdy. Unless, of course, you’re not under the age of 15 or can’t actually do all those cool tricks they do in the commercials. You know, like wall-jumping and jumping, then sticking your legs out to hold you in between two walls. Like they do in the Matrix, basically.
@ianz09 (149): I don’t know about you, but I think Astra- I mean *that other user* is kind of a killjoy. I never even wanted *mutter mutter* stupid frickin’ forum *grumble grumble* sheesh, I mean it wasn’t even any of his business!
@GiantFlyingRobo (153): Shut up
@WGOIW (156): Interesting, I have never heard about the miracle fruit.
Sorry, I don’t know why I replied to wgoiw.
Why do all fact lists have to mention the penis?
Ferret Legging was invented by a Russian Tsar in Scandinavia around the 1400′s to stay warm and scare away hungry tigers…
@WGOIW (155): What? I didn’t say anything.
@GiantFlyingRobo (163): Don’t pay any attention him. It looks like he’s just in a bad mood.
@GiantFlyingRobo (163): *edit:put ‘to you’ at end*
Crap, how come I keep making all these typos? I will now shut up, because I post too much. End of line.
@gabi319 (140): I am. Just caught up on all this…scary, creepy people around here.
Randall, bucslim and Damien Karras were being very witty and amusing us all, and then some troll has to ruin things with these disgusting and ridiculous postings having to do with Randall. Please stop. The rest of us are intelligent adults and don’t find you amusing at all.
Great list Jamie, I always enjoy the factoids, factlets, whatever they are and the bizarre comments that follow. Funny stuff guys!
Ok, now. All together say “Congratulations, segue!”
“Congratulations, segue!” …. why? Did your photos get puplished?
@oouchan (166): Scary is a definite understatement. Earlier on, Buc, Randall and I were having a spirited off-color exchange that quickly disintegrated once some weird stalker admitted he was attempting to discern Randall’s identity. Following on the heels of this was the usual trolling. Randall and Buc were wise to ignore the usual crap.
@damien_karras (166): Hey…looks like they are deleting those comments. So this number might change. Yeah…saw that. That is creepy stuff. Stalker material!
I have deleted he troll
@jfrater (168): Thanks. A troll is the last thing LV needs.
@jfrater (168): Thank you!
@jfrater (168):
Thank you kindly, sir!
@oouchan (167):
On the plus side, I suddenly have a yen to watch Misery.
I’m your number one fan. I’m your number one fan. I’m your number one fan…
@segues (164):
Any special reason for this declaration?
@segues (164): Congratulations segues! why?
All these creepy posters remind me of a site http://www.randomcreepyguy.com – check it out!
@corinthian0430 (6): LOL!
Holy crap. I owned ferret for like a month and it would bite the hell outta me if i picked it up. I cant imagine that sucker in my dam pants.
Chess is one of top favorite games (next to risk) and i never knew the shah mat factlet. Thats very sweet.
Congrats, segue. Can I tell?
(Seque has got the equivalent of an agent now.
)
Sorry–was just very happy for you, S.
Mr. Frater, your factlet list was informative and entertaining. I learned 5 or 6 new things today. Special thanks for including the spooky pyrophone clip. An instrument that is played with torches. Love it.
I’m sure a great number of juveniles out there will readily react with ridicule and asinine jokes to any type of scientific discourse concerning bizarre ***** in the animal kingdom…. but when crude and brainless bile is aimed at something as serious as duck rape, a line must be drawn.
I don’t know what to be more appalled by. That ducks are being RAPED or that the females have created two compressing coil shaped fake vaginas!
F*ck evolution, if THAT’S what its all going to be about! What the F*ck?! For real! Did Dante Alighieri wave his mighty ‘pen’ way back when, and establish “IT SHALL BE SO!”?
Actually, come to think of it….It was probably that weirdo Issac, “I haft to pee”, Newton – stealing from Dante and then , wadda ya know, later on with the alchemedical connections- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe developed his own private dabblings in the lab and by the pond (or was it by the pond THEN in the lab?), later giving way to the ‘Golden Order of the Dabbling Duck’ (of which I have been sworn to speak no more of).
Shouldn’t there be some sort of coalition against duck rape? Why do you think the male(duck) has a 14inch penis? because it thinks it has a chance.
I say “Screw This!”(pun intended). Let’s reverse time. Unite in your ipod, fellow earthlings, a selection of some crappy DEVO song. It IS the time to take our planet back! If God made us in his/her own image, shouldn’t we get off our arses and do something?! Ducks should not be raped! They should not have to compensate with 14inch penises and they should not evolve with two fake vaginas! TWO? One fake vagina is not enough??? Perhaps there’s a study out there on duck gang rape but WHY on our earth do ducks need need 2?
You see my fellow scumbags, things have gone too far for too long.
Sure, there are those out there that wanna look a blind eye, and and say it’s on the bottom of their ‘to-do lists’ and that it pales in the ‘much larger to-do lists’.
Because all and everything is a whole different tortilla–but stand aside in the maddening crowd and become one with your developed uniqueness because the answer to whether an outdated egocentric scientifico-*****ual curiosity, that mutated along side occult coraling and control over nature and blah blah blah blah.
AND whatever.
I cant believe I just spent this long on trying to write this dumb ass sh*t.
-call me rusty.
@segues (164):
Congrats segue!!! You deserve it, your pics were awesome!
The pyrophone is the coolest intrument ever.
Segue- That’s great! I’m so happy for you. Best of luck!
Congrats Segue from The Smoking Monkey! I saw your pics a while back but can’t remember the name of the site. Can you send me a pm with the link?
@damien_karras (182): I think it is Segue by the Sea. I bookmarked it, but I’m too lazy to double check right now.
@GiantFlyingRobo (152): Nope. I’m nineteen and can’t do Matrix crap to save my life. Nerd. And before anybody asks, no, I’m not a virgin. I’m not bragging, because I actually think this makes my situation slightly sadder… Oh, everyone wave goodbye to my last shred of dignity! Bye Dignity! Oh well. I think have all my awesome Internet friends, right guys?
… Guys?