“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
Sound familiar? It’s the motto of the United States Postal Service, right? Actually, the USPS has no motto, but this quotation from Book 8 of The Persian Wars, by Herodotus, which is inscribed on the General Post Office in New York City, is a fair evaluation of the lengths to which postal carriers have gone – and still go – to get our mail to us.
In 1860, William H. Russell was sure that his Central Overland California and Pike’s Peak Express Company could beat the time of stagecoach wagons, which made the trip from Missouri to California in 24 days. The company built way stations every 10-15 miles, and published the following advertisement:
Wanted: Young, skinny, wiry fellows not over 18.
Must be expert riders, willing to risk death daily.
Orphans preferred.
Wages, $25.00 per week.
Johnny Fry and Sam Hamilton were first to sign up, signing an oath under which they swore not to cuss, fight, abuse animals, or lie. The Pony Express was born to great expectations. “No danger or difficulty must check his speed or change his route, for the world is waiting for the news he shall fetch and carry… God speed to the pony and the boy!” (The Western Journal of Commerce: Kansas City.) Russell’s prediction proved accurate: the first run was completed in 10 days – less than half the stage time. Riders covered 75-100 miles each day, stopping at the way stations only long enough to change horses.
Sending a letter on the Pony Express was not cheap: $5.00 for 1/2 oz., compared to standard U.S. postage, which was 10¢. But if you were in a hurry, there was no better choice. In 1861, President Lincoln’s inaugural address made the fastest transcontinental trip up until that time: St. Joseph, Missouri to Sacramento, California in 7 days, 17 hours. But that same year, the transcontinental telegraph was completed, and on October 26, 1861, the Pony Express came to an end after just eighteen months of operation.
Mail has been delivered by horse, boat, sled, snowshoes, skis, trucks, motorcycles, automobiles, mules, pole boats, airplanes, hovercraft, dog sleds, parachutes, and snowmobiles. But none is stranger than missile mail. In 1936, two rockets transported mail about 2000 feet across a frozen lake toward Hewitt, New Jersey, from Greenwood Lake, New York. The rockets crash-landed and slid across the ice. The Hewitt postmaster walked onto the ice and dragged the mail bags the rest of the way.
Postmaster General Arthur Summerfield later attempted again to shoot the mail. On June 8, 1959, Summerfield declared, “Before man reaches the moon, mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India, or to Australia by guided missiles.”
The submarine USS Barbero fired a guided missile with 3000 letters toward the naval air station in Mayport, Florida. The missile, at 600 mph, covered the 100 miles in 22 minutes. The cost, however, was too great to justify missiles as a standard method of mail delivery.
In Supai, Arizona, a sign in the local café reads, “No fries til mail.” The town of Supai eats more mail than it reads. At the bottom of the south rim of the Grand Canyon, and home to 525 Havasupai Native Americans, Supai is the last place in the United States to get its mail by mule train delivery. Helicopters and air drops are impractical here, so the 3-5-hour trip is made by mule five days a week, with each mule carrying up to 200 lbs. of mailed supplies.
When New York jeweler, Harry Winston, decided to donate the fabled Hope Diamond to the Smithsonian Institution, he chose first class mail. “It’s the safest way to mail gems,” Winston was quoted as saying. The delivery from New York City to Washington, D.C., cost Winston $2.44 in postage, and an additional $142.85 for a million dollars’ worth of insurance.
Letter carrier James Todd picked up the diamond at City Post Office and drove to the Natural History building, where he delivered it to the curator. Afterward, Todd told the Washington Post that he felt “a little shaky,” not because of the enormous value of the 45.52 carat diamond, but because he was not used to getting so much attention at his job.
In December, 1954, the postmaster in Orlando, Florida, received the following letter:
Dear Sir:
I am sending my chameleon because I live in Fostoria Ohio and it is too cold for him here. Will you please let him loose.
Sincerely yours,
David __________
P.S. Could you let me know if he arrives there OK? Thank you very much. I am so worried about him.
On December 7, 1954, David received the following response:
Dear David,
I received your chameleon yesterday and he was immediately released on the post office grounds. Best wishes for a merry Christmas!
Sincerely,
L.A. Bryant, Jr.
Postmaster
In 1914, a four-year-old named May Pierstorff, who lived with her parents in Grangevillle, Idaho, was going to visit her grandmother in Lewiston. Her parents calculated that Parcel Post was cheaper than full fare. At 48.5 lbs., the child came in under the weight requirement of less than 50 lbs. It was then legal, and still is today, to mail chickens, so her parents were charged postage at the chicken rate. The Pierstorffs pinned the fifty-three cents in postage to her coat and put May in the baggage car, under the care of the postal clerk. Though it was customary to leave packages in the post office overnight, when May arrived in Lewiston, the postmaster took her to her grandmother. By 1920, it was illegal to mail human beings, although not before an angry mother mailed a baby to the husband who had left her.
The pneumatic tube systems represented a different kind of tunnel vision. Under New York City, workers still occasional encounter remnants of what was once a flourishing underground mail delivery system. Powered by positive rotary blowers and reciprocating air compressors, pneumatic mail tubes could fly under the city at a rate of 100 mph, regardless of snow or traffic snarls overhead. At one time there were 136 operators in New York City, called rocketeers. They could send one tube every 12 seconds. By the 1950s, 55% of NYC mail was send by tubes.
There were problems, however, Each container could hold only five pounds, and could not carry more than one kind of mail. The process was expensive, partly because each container needed to be sorted twice. The time saved in shooting the mail through the tubes was lost in sorting and resorting. The system was suspended from 1919-1922, briefly resurrected in New York and Boston, and finally discontinued in 1953.
Rural Free Delivery, RFD, was born when Postmaster General John Wanamaker thought it made more sense for one person to deliver mail to country homes that for fifty people to go to town for their mail. Until that time, postmasters would often hire a boy to deliver; schoolteachers sent the mail home with their students, and the post office stayed open for one hour after church on Sunday, but none of these systems seemed satisfactory.
The problem with delivery to country homes was, of course, mailboxes. Soon the roadsides were “littered” with orange crates, lard cans, feed boxes, and many other contrivances to hold mail. By 1901, Congress went into action, deciding after prolonged debate that country mailboxes needed to be of a standard size, have a signal flag to show when mail was inside, and be of a height and proximity to the road to be convenient for the mail carrier. The standard basic mailbox cost fifty cents, but there were some locked boxes that cost several dollars. As a result of this expense, some customers refused to buy a mailbox, and the post office refused to deliver their mail, resulting in some contentious exchanges.
When Sears, Roebuck and Montgomery Ward began sending out large catalogs each year, they hit upon a retailing gold mine. But the mailboxes needed to be resized, and in the 1920s, Congress approved the larger mailboxes still in use today.
History’s first airmail flight happened in 1859, aboard the hot air balloon, Jupiter. The historic flight took place on August 17, with the temperature in the 90s. John Wise, the aeronaut, was given 123 letters in Lafayette, Indiana, to deliver to New York City. The balloon had to ascend to 14,000 feet to pick up any wind, but that wind, unfortunately, carried it south. After covering only 30 miles in five hours, Wise descended in Crawfordsville, Indiana, where his trip was labeled a “trans-county-nental” flight. Wise gave the mail to a postal agent, who put it on a train for New York.
Henry “Box” Brown, a slave who had seen his wife and children sold away from him, mailed himself to freedom on March 29, 1849. With the help of a storekeeper in Louisa County, Virginia, Brown had himself packed into a crate that was 3’x 2’x 2.6’ and labeled “This Side Up With Care,” to be sent to the home of Philadelphia abolitionist James Miller McKim.
At 5’8” and weighing 200 lbs, Brown curled himself into the box with only a small container of water and traveled in that position for 27 hours. The crate was loaded onto a wagon, then to the baggage car of a train, then another wagon, then a steamboat, then another wagon, then a second baggage car, then a ferry, then a third railroad car, and finally a wagon that delivered him to McKim’s house. When no sound was heard from the box delivered to his house, McKim asked, “Is all right within?” and Brown answered, “All right.” When the box was opened, Brown stood up, and passed out.
Public outrage at his story led to the passage of the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850, which made it illegal to help escaping slaves. When the law was passed, Brown moved to England, where he remained until 1875.






























Just a quick note on #1, the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 was actually passed as an appeasement to Southern states in response to the Missouri Compromise of 1850. Because it limited the boundaries of slavery, the southern states were upset. In order to keep them happy and prevent them from seceding, the Fugitive Slave Act was passed. The federal government at the time was trying to take a very neutral stance on slavery, and this balance is one example.
Sorry, thats not the Missouri Compromise of 1850, just the Compromise of 1850. They are separate acts and have different impacts.
Sorry for the confusion.
@damien_karras (89): damien, you’ll find no more sure supporter of the mail worker than I. I once lived in a “planned community” (NEVER do this, btw, kids. It may look attractive with all the large swathes of lawns, the lagoons and c*****s, the homes all on cul-de-sacs, but in reality it’s just the first level of hell), where the city council decided that Federal law be dammed, no homes in the city would have curb side boxes. Mail would be delivered to the door, or not at all!
Somehow, I was elected to fight the city council. Needless to say, after a protracted fight, I won. But having the residents of the city all having to descend on the SINGLE post office to collect our mail, we came to consider our postal workers hero’s.
@ Paaro (9) – love the way you had to explain your joke. Don´t worry, I got it anyway. It´s these Americans that need explaining to
I’m oily!
El the erf: Yeah, aboard the Demeter with a cargo of plague rats and a dead crew….still one of the creepiest Dracula movies ever made!
@Pete-oil (125): I’m sure.
@ianz09 (111):
Yeah, we have Cockatiels here but they don’t bother too many people. What are really annoying are Cockatoo’s (much larger.)They are beautiful birds but extremely destructive. They chew wood and ruin so many patios. Never feed the bastards, or you’ll have em for ever. I have hundreds around the area where I live, but my Bengal keeps them honest.
@Iakhovas (128): I don’t know why, but I found your extremely amusing.
@Iakhovas (128): Bengal? At the risk sounding stupid… Tiger?
excuse me, i am a black male and what is this?
@Davy (129): Damn, your **comment** extremely amusing.
@sammie davis (131): Go home sammie you racist prick. Nobody loves you in real life which is why you insist on trolling Listverse. You aren’t funny. I would say ‘go crawl in a hole and die’ but that would be offensive to holes. At this point I would generally ask you to lick my taint, but I want to keep the backwoods inbred hick off of me, so instead you can reply by saying “I, sammie davis, have *****ed my own mother on at least one occasion.”
Thank you.
PS- Congratulations on not being illiterate anymore, you learned almost as fast as my trained monkey.
@sammie davis (131): To summarize what ianz09 just said, since you’re probably too stupid to understand, “Go away you racist *****”. Hopefully that clear enough.
@ianz09 (133): lulz
ianz09: I read the “high” version of your last list and it was hilarious! I actually laughed out loud. Not like one of those “lol” moments where you type it but its actually a blatant lie because you didn’t actually laugh out loud. This time I physically laughed out loud. So yeah I’d like to see more.
I definitely don’t have a problem with your commenting. You’re a great contributor! However, you’re maybe occasionally a little heavy with the Randall idolization. I like you more when you do your own thing instead of trying to be Randall. Hes entertaining and has contributed some good lists but everyone knows he can be a miserable old cuss and we already have one of him. He loves himself enough that we don’t have to.
Speaking of the devil, where’s he been?
Okay, I just looked at the top commenters list, it says I only made 95 comments, when a week ago it said I made 100-someting comments. What’s the reason for this?
Where do you find the top-commenters list?
@Spiff17: In the ‘about’ link at the top of the page. I don’t really care how high I am on it, though.
@GiantFlyingRobo (137): It’s on a rolling 30 day cycle. So any comments you made 31 days ago drops off.
I was up to 400 and something at one point.
@oouchan (140): Ohh! I thought Jaimie was deleting all my comments behind my back! It’s a relief to know that’s not the case.
Did anybody hear about the guy who tried to mail a bomb but didn’t put enough stamps on it, so they returned it to him and he blew himself up ???
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@oouchan (140):
Yeah, back in the day, that was on the front page, and all us oldtimers would toss in a witty pun or farcical anecdote just to watch the number tick off. Hell, I’d even resort to a rib-tickler or knee slapper, or if I was feeling particularly squirrely, I’d make a cutting zing.
Then I’d tell my Mom that I made the ‘Top Commenter’s’ list and sometimes she’d give me an extra scoop of taters.
Gawd I rule!!
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@GiantFlyingRobo (141): No problem! He wouldn’t delete unless he had a very good reason. Like the racist troll we got lurking around here.
Jamie? If you are watching, he might be better under moderation. Just a thought.
@bucslim (144): hehe
@sammie davis (145): Get off Listverse *****. Your racist comments aren’t appreciated here.
Neat idea for a list SharonE.
Very entertaining.
@sammie davis (143): If you’re from the South, get out! I mean, you’re reinforcing all the redneck/hillbilly/KKK stereotypes about us. And I hate being stereotyped! Screw you, scrotum sucker! I hope you burn with all your other fellow Klansmen, too!
@GiantFlyingRobo (149): hey I’m from the south! Do you automatically assume that if you’re from the south, then you are a racist cocksucker like sammie davis? If you do you’re sadly mistaken.
@Spiff17 (136):
You called?
Randall has been on a protracted, long-weekend jaunt with a lady friend. Weary and spent (in all the good ways) he has returned home at last to check emails and take a peek at his favorite websites. I see I was missed (slightly) and that bucslim is doing a bang up job at mocking those who should be mocked and ridiculing those who earnestly deserve it.
Nice list. Good idea. I like it.
Who let the *****in’ racist in here? Which one of you was supposed to close the door last?
ah..alas I am too tired and, frankly, hungover, to do anything more than say hello, wave to my friends, and flash a defiant middle finger at my enemies. Off to bed, to recover.
@Randall (151): Hey Randall!
@Davy (150): Umm, no Davy. I’m from the South. Notice how I used ‘us’?
@Randall (151): Not before Ianz gives you a *****y backrub…
@GiantFlyingRobo (153): crap! Sorry, I misread: too angry at our racist friend here…
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@Randall (151):
“weary and spent (in all the good ways)” Excuse me, but does this mean what it sounds like? Lady-friend, weary, spent, this sounds like you had a really “merry” time! Ugh, I need to take a shower… Thanks Randall! You old perv, you’ve polluted my mind once again!
@sammie davis (156): Screw all of you redneck cockfondlers. Stupid crackers with their small, little noses sucking up all the red mans’ oxygen. GO BACK TO EUROPE!!!
*sarcasm
My point: the Americas weren’t the white mans’ to begin with.
@sammie davis (156): I believe that’s from “The Chappelle Show.” Pretty funny. Got any jokes of your own?
@sammie davis (156): You ever think about the fact that white people brought africans here? And what makes it “white mans air?” Why don’t you go die and make the world a better place skinhead *****!
@flamehorse (159): Damn, I didn’t know that he was referencing anything! I guess I owe him an apology, unless that’s his actual opinion. In which case I regret nothing!
@GiantFlyingRobo (161): I don’t give a *****. If it was Dave Chapelle’s joke the dude should look in the mirror and realize he is not Chappelle. If it isn’t a joke Hitler Jr. should go put his nuts in a food processor.
I hiked the havasupai a few years ago, It was cool seeing the mules with the mail, even cooler seeing this on the list
@Spiff17 (136): Thank you. I wouldn’t say I idolize Randall. But I’m sick of the hater bandwagon, so I take it upon myself to defend him reasonably, before he can hack them up, then maybe they won’t remain haters, less haters equal less hateful comments which results in less time on the threads arguing and swearing therefore resulting in much more relevant comments which will in turn make the top commenter list more accurate and discourage annoying comment sploogers and eventually result in Listverse being a happy online community.
I am a *****ing genius.
@Miss_Info (154): Boy oh boy do *****ING love Randall. You have NO idea. Can you imagine how much money I would pay to switch spots with his lady friend? God DAMN, Randall is like Jesus’s older, cooler brother. I have a Randall shrine in my closet. Doesn’t everyone?! Hand me a towel someone, all the sarcasm is dripping on me.
Awsome list SharonE.. Best one for ages imo
Leave it out kids, let him speak!!
Missile mail is cool, but I would have to build a Star Wars type missile shield around my letterbox to keep out the junk mail. As I don’t have a spare billion dollars or so, I’m glad it never took off.
Also, I’m betting that the guy who sent the Hope Diamond via the post would be getting scammed by Nigerian e-mail fraudsters if he was still alive.
@Maggot (101): My girl got flowers n chocolates with a card delivered one afternoon n bein the jealous type i roughed up the flower n crushed them chocolates good.. whe she open the card, She’d umm, kinda helped out a friend n got em for doin a survey hey
ooh i meant el the erf too not SD
ianz09: So you’re like the Listverse Cobra Commander. I approve of your evil plan but I’m not sure it could ever happen. There’s an endless supply of idiots out there.
Great list SharonE. Very informative. I didn’t know postal work could be so interesting. So thanks for enlightening. And please post more lists. I like your style of writing.
El The Erf: Dude, you not doing anything wrong. Your comments are funny, and they are relevant. (Even though numerous). It’s an open, free website, catering to everyones tastes & likes. And I don’t think Jamie would mind about the number of comments you post, as long as they are relevant, funny, and not (racist, bigoted, trollish, vindictive). So please keep posting dude. I enjoy your comments. And if I don’t, I can always ignore them and move to the next. Can’t i?
child post?? it is interesting how could children be post-officers… but it is not less interesting about mule train! i think the receiver should wait for a RATHER long time in order to read the mail… it is slow!! is not it?
@gabi319 – Yes, they are adults. You get a queen with some of her attendants in a small cage within the larger box, and then a few thousand worker bees in the main box.
As they do not have a home to defend, they are somewhat easier to handle than an established hive. You “install” them by gently shaking them into an empty hive, and then place the queen cage into the hive. There is a sugar candy plug at the end of the cage which the workers eat, and by the time they get thru the plug they are under the queens pheromones and begin establishing a hive.
It isn’t even that far from Grangeville to Lewiston, although I can see how at the time mailing your child seemed like a good and cheap idea.
Wow the very first Empire who had a mailing system wasn’t on this list. I’ll let you figure out who they were. It was interesting otherwise.
This was a great list. You’ve taken something most of us take for granted and anaged to find something interesting and informative to say. Well done.
This was fun! I’m glad I found you guys. Time to read more of your posts now!
Wow lot of information……..regarding mail deliveries.
SharonE, this was one of the most enjoyable lists in a while. Thanks
Havasupai (featured as #8) is an awesome place to camp! Its like a huge oasis in the middle of (a juncturing canyon of) The Grand Canyon. It features 4 or 5 waterfalls, one of them (Moony Falls) is 200 feet tall, and another one splits at the top of a 150 foot drop, making it a sort of ‘double waterfall.’ Its an 11 mile hike from the parking lot to the camp grounds, and once there, you have the option of hiking another 5-6 miles “Rambo Style” (in and out of the river) to a 80 foot cliff jumping spot and a peak at the Colorado River and the Grand Canyon itself. If anyone loves camping, hiking, or all things nature, plan a trip there asap, it is well worth it. I’ve been there 3 times myself, and I’m planning a trip back there this upcoming June!