The human mind is a fascinating thing – and a great source for lists on the bizarre! For those who don’t know, we have three previously published lists of disorders. So before reading this one, you should check them out! I should also mention that this list was inspired by a list of potential topics sent in by Mon.
Top 10 Bizarre Mental Disorders
Another 10 Bizarre Mental Disorders
10 More Incredibly Bizarre Mental Disorders.
Zoosadism is a term coined by Ernest Borneman referring to pleasure (sometimes sexual pleasure) derived from cruelty to animals. Zoosadism is part of the Macdonald triad, a set of three behaviors that are a precursor to sociopathic behavior – so next time you see a kid being cruel to an animal, remember that he is a potential future serial killer! In general, the link between sadistic sexual acts with animals and sadistic practices with humans or lust murders has been heavily researched. Some murderers tortured animals in their childhood, with some of them also practicing bestiality. One study found that 36% of sexual murderers described themselves as having abused animals during childhood, with 46% of them reporting that they had abused animals during adolescence, and that eight of their sample of thirty-six sexual murderers showed an interest in zoosexual acts.
Schizotypal personality disorder is a personality disorder that is characterized by a need for social isolation, odd behavior and thinking, and often unconventional beliefs. Some of the symptoms of the disorder are:
1. Odd beliefs or magical thinking that influences behavior and is inconsistent with subcultural norms (e.g., superstitiousness, bizarre fantasies or preoccupations)
2. Suspiciousness or paranoid ideation
3. Behavior or appearance that is odd, eccentric, or peculiar (that sounds like half of listverse to me!)
4. Obsessive thoughts containing excessive aggression or sexual contents
There is not a great deal of information about for this disorder, but I can assure you – it is weird! A person who suffers from autassassinophilia needs to put himself into a position of danger in order to become sexually aroused. The unfortunate upshot to this disorder, is that it is not entirely uncommon for the sufferer to die in the process!
Folie à deux (from the French for “a madness shared by two”) is a rare psychiatric syndrome in which a symptom of psychosis is transmitted from one person to another. The same syndrome shared by more than two people may be called folie à trois, folie à quatre, folie en famille (family madness) or even folie à plusieurs (“madness of many”). Here is a rather bizarre case study of a couple suffering from this disorder: Margaret and her husband Michael, both aged 34 years, were discovered to be suffering from folie à deux when they were both found to be sharing similar persecutory delusions. They believed that certain persons were entering their house, spreading dust and fluff and “wearing down their shoes”. Both had, in addition, other symptoms supporting a diagnosis of paranoid psychosis, which could be made independently in either case. This disorder usually happens with people living in close proximity to one another – such as husbands and wives.
Münchausen syndrome by proxy (MSbP) is a disorder in which a person deliberately causes injury or illness to another person (most often his or her child) usually to gain attention or some other benefit. Münchausen by proxy has been described by some as a form of extended child abuse. The motivation is to assume the sick role by proxy. It involves physical abuse and medical neglect. The caregiver is usually a parent, guardian, or spouse, and the victim is usually a child or vulnerable adult. Most cases involve inducing physical illness; however, it is also possible for a perpetrator to simulate or fabricate conditions that appear to be psychiatric or genetic problems. This disorder can lead to the tragic death of the child.
Hybristophilia is a paraphilia involving being sexually aroused or attracted to people who have committed an outrage or a gruesome crime. In popular culture, this phenomenon is also known as “Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome”. Many high-profile criminals, particularly those who have committed atrocious crimes, receive “fan mail” in prison which is sometimes amorous or sexual, presumably as a result of this phenomenon. In some cases, admirers of these criminals have gone on to marry the object of their affections in prison. Just weird. Pictured above is Carol Anne Boone who married Ted Bundy.
Vaginismus is a condition which affects a woman’s ability to engage in any form of vaginal penetration, including sexual intercourse, insertion of tampons, and the penetration involved in gynecological examinations. This is the result of a conditioned reflex of the pubococcygeus muscle, which is sometimes referred to as the “PC muscle”. The reflex causes the muscles in the vagina to tense suddenly, which makes any kind of vaginal penetration—including sexual intercourse—either painful or impossible. This disorder illustrates the power of the mind over the body as it is psychological and normally treated with therapy. The three most common contributing factors to vaginismus are fear of painful sex; the belief that sex is wrong or shameful (often the case with patients who had a strict religious upbringing); and traumatic early childhood experiences (not necessarily sexual in nature).
An obscene phone call is an unsolicited telephone call where the caller receives sexual pleasure by delivering sexual or foul language to an unknown called party. Making obscene telephone calls for sexual pleasure is known as telephone scatalogia (or telephonicophilia) and is theorized as a form of exhibitionism. It is usually classed as a paraphilia from a medical viewpoint, in the DSM under the heading “Paraphilias Not Otherwise Specified”, although from the viewpoint of the recipient of the calls, it is generally considered to be both a form of sexual harassment and a form of stalking. In some US states, making obscene telephone calls is a Class 1 Misdemeanor.
Frotteurism refers to a paraphilic interest in rubbing, usually one’s pelvis or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual gratification. It may involve touching any part of the body including the genital area. A person who practices frotteurism is known as a frotteur. The majority of frotteurs are male and the majority of victims are female, although female on male, female on female, and male on male frotteurs exist. Adult on child frotteurism can be an early stage in child sexual abuse. This activity is often done in circumstances where the victim cannot easily respond, in a public place such as a crowded train or concert.
Derealization is an alteration in the perception or experience of the external world so that it seems strange or unreal. Other symptoms include feeling as though one’s environment is lacking in spontaneity, emotional coloring and depth. Individuals who suffer from derealization may complain that what they see lacks vividness and emotional coloring. Emotional response to visual recognition of loved ones may be significantly reduced. Feelings of déjà vu or jamais vu are common. Familiar places may look alien, bizarre, and surreal. The world as perceived by the individual may feel like it is going through a dolly zoom effect. Such perceptual abnormalities may also extend to the senses of hearing, taste, and smell.
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Vaginismus really sucks. Some women have the disorder without knowing, since they don’t want to go to the doctor with the vaginal pains, for multiple reasons. I certainly know a lot of people who think it’s embarrassing to talk about that kind of stuff, even with the closest friends. That, and it really does hurt like *****.
Ahem, now that I've read it…
I love these lists, and this one was no exception. Derealization sounds like a blast to me.
As someone who suffered from derealization syndrome for quite a number of years (And, though episodes are now quite rare and MUCH less intense – is still not completely free from it) I can assure you that nothing about it is "a blast." It's like spending your life half way between waking life and a bad dream. You feel as though you're not quite awake, yet not quite asleep. Your entire experience becomes as watching a movie on a screen. It's flat, 2-dimensional and not reality – but, nevertheless, there it is right in front of you. It's like you cease to experience the world around you directly through your five senses, and instead through some sort of filter that has been placed between your senses and your brain that all experience must pass through and become degraded by. If you don't know what is happening to you, it's like living in an absolute nightmare that you can't wake up from.
Exactly what I was about to say. Its a kind of psychosis, and is thus not remotely enjoyable. You can force yourself to perceive it positively under certain circumstances, which is veering towards insanity (accepting a version of reality which is disconnected from the real), however it is difficult to control any of your mental perceptions in a state of derealization due to the completely different set of inputs your brain seems to be working with – it can’t make rational decisions because it isn’t dealing with rational information.
Think of it like this – everything around you is unreal, and your brain can “know” that everything around is not real but that you are in a real situation, and there is nothing more frightening or horrifying than not knowing whats happening around you and thus how to respond, and also not knowing whether you’ll get your normal reality BACK. Drug induced derealization is different because the effect is non-organic and has a shelf life.
i think i mighthave it,and not fun. i never know whats real an whats fake
Derealisation is not a blast, it totally sucks! Nothing is more anxiety enducing than the sensation that the world around you is not as it should be, especially the “dolly zoom” effect described. I have experienced that prior to being on medication and it is a terrible, isolating and disorientating experience. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
One disorder which i don't see in any of your previous lists is the 'Manic disorder' or the 'Bipolar disorder’ where the affected person controls people through manipulation during his mood swings.
In a matter of only a few moments he/she switches from crying, to extreme anger,to histrionics and hyperventilating.
In spite of it being a serious mental disorder, the person has total control over whatever he/she does, which I think makes it so damn bizarre that it should make the fourth list.
I wish ignorant people like you would refrain from making comments about things you know nothing about.
I agree, if you can find your way on listverse, I suggest you find out more about bipolar disorder. There is no excuse for this sort of ignorance inthis day and age.
Here’s another one – the need to try and post the first comment on a list before you actually read it. I admit it, I have a problem.
Thanks heaven, I am normal….it seems…lol
Awooooo.. I’v a lycanthropic disorder..
Very good list i love these kinds of lists. I think i may even have experienced #1 on some occasions.
last year, one of my fellow countrymen was convicted in India for frotteurism on an inanimate object, the Taj Mahal. we call it “swaffelen”.
Another interesting list – man, I love Listverse!
All that money I spent….And people get derealization for free….
This list is just another piece of evidence that the human race is a bunch of wackos
Haha I know. It sounds like a trip on LSD. Lots of money spent.
Munchausen by proxy is a very, very sad disorder. It should be nipped in the bud as soon as it is realised. Sadly, like most disorders, it is not immeditately apparent because the perpetrators will make any means possible to conceal it… until it is too late for the victim.
@mikerodz (2): Ah – but only until the next disorders lists
@muzli (9): I agree – in fact this list has two disorders that really need more attention paid to them – the one you mention and zoosadism.
I often suffer derealization after a long trip.
ME TOO!
Why, this is shocking!
Quick, someone …
Mental disorder and Mental illness are different terms I believe?
In case there is no difference between them… heavens help me! I am suffering from more than one illness mentioned on this list!
…
On the flipside ,atleast Calvin is with me in case of Derealization. Nothing to complain about there.
Hm. I just got done reading an article on David Carradine not 3 minutes ago, and then I read number 8 on this list. This is the start of a poor thematic morning.
I would like to see a “con” for number 1 if you say people “suffer” from it.
Its scary as *****.
1. Is that a picture of Jennifer Lopez above “Vaginismus”?
2. If it is, why?
@Woyzeck (1):
LOL
Derealization is NOT fun. Nothing seems real and you don’t register anything to really remember it. Hard to explain. The picture has nothing to do with how it actually feels. Read the text D:.
Isnt it interesting that ive saw already 2 french term( frotteur and folie-à-deux). Also i cant believe that all the people we see in movies suffer from derealization but sometimes i wish id have a soundtrack attached to my life.
Ps 1)do all women have pc muscles or do some have mac muscles?? Women are the biggest nerds.
2) why a pic with jlo?? I know gigli was bad but still:)
I am a little bit concerned as I feel like I may have #1. Not all the time of course but this pretty accurately describes how I feel sometimes… especially the part about lacking spontaneity.
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I feel the same way, but I can't be sure. For me it's mostly a surreal, detached feeling, and I second lacking spontaneity although that's pretty much a constant in my life.
Frotteurism-we have a patient who does this although its not his worst attribute (i work in a learning disability secure unit) a member of staff was holding a door open whilst grabbing something off a shelf, said patient came up behind her & i saw him get his knob out and start rubbing against her as she was grabbin stuff i shouted to her are you ok with him doing that ? to which she looked round and screamed and then almost fell over laughing ? a sick sence of humour helps in my job when we first heard it called this we all fell about laughing frottaging is such a great word
Vaginismus-is this another word 4a scottish person ? a tight c*%t !
Zoosadism-all our ***** offender patients including the above have a history of this usually with cats ! well finaly cats have a use (better its with a cat than a child)
17 El the erf
there are loadsa lists with bi-polar included on this site m8 all extremely good reading !
@Poppey (42):
@notorioustgb (50):
Easy fellas.
Hold the fire, its not just the erf that has to say what he has to say.
Psychiatrist Nancy C. Andreasen, chair of psychiatry at the University of Iowa College of Medicine in Iowa City who holds a National Medal of Science for her work on mental disorders had this to say about the Bipolar disorder:
"Most people who are bipolar have an internal mood monitor that can run wildly up and down when they are in an episode of illness, and they really don’t have a lot of control over those mood swings. That is why they may switch rapidly from one mood state, such as crying, to a very different one, such as anger. Friends and family who do not themselves have such severe mood swings may be puzzled or feel manipulated. On the other hand, people with a serious mental illness such as bipolar disorder usually DO have some control over what they do. And so it is helpful to “talk to the healthy part” and treat them as if they are responsible and accountable, without being judgmental."
So as you can see, what I posted was what the authority had posted, stamped, embossed some 30 years back.
Think twice before you condemn my posts as "ridiculous gibberish and spewing of half baked facts"
El doesn't say if he doesn't have a good reason to say what he has to say.
That's enough said.
To be honest, you’re correct that a person with bipolar is using emotional manipulation to achieve results, as do all other human beings, but you are wrong when you imply that it is always a conscious decision. Somebody with bipolar is just much less effective at normal manipulation and thus kaleidoscopes through emotions until a desired result is achieved. It isn’t necessarily a conscious decision to manipulate (the *****ysis/”decisions” come after the actions), however somebody with bipolar may be aware that they are automatically manipulating people and this knowledge may trigger an emotional response within the patient and again drive another episode of uncontrollable emotional spiralling.
If the left brain is receiving information pertaining to physical action after the fact and then intepreting it and setting down rules for new actions in the future, then logically the conscious “you” (the part that “thinks”) is not wholly responsible for the actions of the whole, but is only a part of the equation that is responding to information and attempting to deliver meaningful response. You’re not one organism, but several superorganisms working in synchronicity, and to heap blame on individuals for certain actions outside of their conscious control is very old-style psychological thinking – you might as well book mental patients in for a labotomy, why deal with the root causes when we can say its their fault and they need to think their way out of the hole?
I like this site and this was another good list. One note, derealization is a symptom of a disorder (like an anxiety d/o for example), not a disorder in and of itself. And Erf, what you’re describing sounds like it could be a personality d/o.
Frotteurism …
Sounds nice
#15 @rocknopera (15): I experience derealization on a daily basis, and while I mostly find it an extremely fascinating state of mind and body, it can just as well be scary.
The way I usually explain it, is by comparing it to a first-person videogame: you can control yourself (though I get somewhat numb during the duration) as if you were looking around with a mouse and a keyboard, but while most of your senses are working as some sort of reality, you have an intense feeling that everything is unreal – a fictive scenery you’re just a non-existing witness to.
@JT (24): I don’t know..are you implying that personality disorder and mental disorder are different?(maybe you are right or maybe erf is right),but I have my doubts… maybe someone can enlighten us upon this fact.
i never tire of these lists. this one is excellent. god, there are so many mental disorders! i pity anyone who suffers from any or all of these. sad but educational at the same time. thanks j.
Hmm i have the strange feeling that 40% of the comments on this lost will include the following “derealization?? Thank you jfrater and listverse. I thought there was something strange about me but now i know. Im suffering from it”. But im sure you are hypochondriacs. Or cyberchondriacs
Everybodies Crazy!!
Me thinks derealization is not a disorder even though it might seem so with all the papers and theories.
Let’s cross the bridge later, jf
I think I may have Schizotypal Disorder :p
I like the list. I have heard of most but never heard of derealization before. Frotteurism on the other hand, sounds like something someone made up so they wouldn’t get in trouble.
I wonder what sort of a Mental Disorder is the one related to video game addiction??
I dunno if there is any such, but after hearing about the incident wherein a 28-year-old South Korean died after continuous 50 hours of playing StarCraft online,
Poor guy died of heart failure… and then there was another case where this Chinese boy’s parents sued a multinational after he fell dead due to brain haemorrhage after 36 hours of non stop pc gaming.
*some text missing after the comma”
I am bloody sure there must be some name for this kinda illness, though they haven’t got no scientific name for it.
Gee… who made up the name for no. 8?
Great list JFrater; I didn’t know most of these. But did anyone else notice that 7 of the 10 disorders on here have something to do with *****ual arousement? If I didn’t know you better Jamie, I’d say you were horny while writing this list.
Munchausen by proxy, sounds like something that Eminem’s mother suffers from
There was a local case of Münchausen syndrome by proxy
A woman pretended that her daughter had cancer. Somebody finally clued in when they noticed the girl had a shaved head, which looks very different from hair loss from chemo.
On the soap AMC one character is supposed to be going through chemo and has his head shaved to look it. So fake and insulting to real cancer patients.
i can fit way too many people into #9. (myself included perhaps).
and #1 doesn’t seem fun at all, and fits very well with people experiencing depression. Since so many sympathize with it, i’m beginning to understand why americans never get passionate about anything anymore.
@El the erf(17), do you even know what Bipolar disorder is? Its manic depression. Periods of mania and depression – normally lasting many weeks or more. THe people who suffer from it ussually have NO control over it and thats why many resort to self harm and suicide. What you are discribing is something different. – SOme do have something called ‘rapid cycling’. I’ve pulled this off wikipedia:
Most people who meet criteria for bipolar disorder experience a number of episodes, on average 0.4 to 0.7 per year, lasting three to six months
Rapid cycling, however, is a coarse specifier that may be applied to any of the above subtypes. It is defined as having four or more episodes per year and is found in a significant fraction of individuals with bipolar disorder. The definition of rapid cycling most frequently cited in the literature (including the DSM) is that of Dunner and Fieve: at least four major depressive, manic, hypomanic or mixed episodes are required to have occurred during a 12-month period. There are references that describe very rapid (ultra-rapid) or extremely rapi (ultra-ultra or ultradian) cycling. One definition of ultra-ultra rapid cycling is defining distinct shifts in mood within a 24–48-hour period.
- NOT instant as you seem to suggest (yours seems More like someone with psychosis.)
- Also its not that bizzare. up to 2% of the population suffer from it at some piont.
Lastly, i don’t think calling someone like that manipulative is wise – expecially if frount of someone who is in a depressive stage or just suffering depression. – I’ve suffered from depression, and you already hate your self and the world, that last thing you want is someone calling you manipulative or such, it just makes you worse. And it was a comment like that that led to me attempting suicide.
Thank you, please do a little reading up on it. =]
Regarding Schizotypal Disorder, I am wondering if Welsh bard Mryddin (who eventually became known as Merlin) was one to suffer from this disorder. It’s been told he lived the life of a hermit, believed he had magic powers and owned nothing more than a pig, a cave and an apple tree.
Great list Jamie
My pennies worth – Pyromania (I hope I spelled it correct) is a planned setting of fires for pleasure, satisfaction or the relief tension
Hey there, long time lurker but first time poster. I’ve just been diagnosed with Vaginismus (Man, that’s the kind of thing you can only say freely on the anonymous internet huh
) though not caused by any of the reasons up there… It’s good to see a list spreading awareness because honestly I had no idea it existed or, more importantly, that it could be cured, until a few weeks ago. No-one should be unable to have ***** and not know why! Good stuff Mon and JFrater!
Good list. Very interesting. I’m trying to get DEREALIZED!
I have kind of a werid form of petit mal seizures. They’re called ‘religious seizures’. I see “visions”, either of the world ending and the world in chaos and I hear angels or God warning me of what is going to happen – or there are “visions” of Heaven or an Eden and I have an intense feeling of pleasure. With both I try desperately to remember what I am being “told” or seeing so that I can convey it to others when I come out of the seizure. Alas, I NEVER can remember. While the memory is still with me, though I can physically speak, I lose the meaning of virtually all words and can’t communicate.
While I am having the seizures, which last 1-2 minutes for the staring itself and another 5-15 minutes to fully “come back” and be able to think of words again, I am told I simply stare into space and usually move my hand around in a circle at my wrist.
Yeahhhhhh. Little bit weird. Not a psychological disorder – I’ve been told by the neurologists I’ve seen that it was more than likely caused by a concussion when I was a teenager – but a weird, odd, disturbing thing in my brain that I can’t help nonetheless.
There you go.
The correct spelling is WEIRD. Forgive me.
The derealization after an intense lsd or psilocybin trip is some heavy stuff. I would hate to have this all the time.
@Elf the Erf: you are amazing. I find some of your comments verging on valid and interesting. Others are just ridiculous gibberish and spewing of half baked facts. never know what you are going to get with the Erf. re: today’s list, I know its been pointed out already but your comments about Bi-Polar disorder are depressingly ignorant. Maybe you should get your mental health information from somewhere other than daytime soap operas
I know the description of derealization sounds kinda cool but in reality (ha ha) it’s pretty sucky and it often accompanies serious disorders like Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or OCD.
think of it like this. Choosing to drop a tab or have a little hit of something for a little altered reality can be fun– derealization is more like having someone slip something in your drink at any random time without you knowing, resulting in a disorienting and uncontrollable situation i.e. less fun. Or think of it as the difference between *choosing* to ride a rollercoaster and being trapped on the amusement park ride from hell and not being able to get off.
deciding to pursue an altered state and having one sprung on you are two very different things. At least with drugs if you have a bad trip you know where the bad trip came from and that the drugs will eventually wear off. I’m not trying to call out the people joking about derealization–reality can suck and I for one totally appreciate altered state escapes. I just happen to prefer ones of my choosing
Let’s face it – we are all freaks… But being a freak is fun!
@rrrRaquel (47):
That’s really interesting. I can’t imagine what that must be like.
I love these lists! And many of the items on this particular list actually sound familiar.
The Dutch term for frotteurism, ‘swaffelen’ was chosen Dutch Word of the Year in 2008. Some people in my class were talking about it, and a boy asked a (obviously gay & everybody knows it, he doesn’t make it a secret) teacher/headmaster if he knew what it was… his answer was ‘yes, and I enjoy doing it!’
… not something you want to hear your teacher/headmaster say…
And about the telephone *****, the Dutch term for such a person is a ‘hijger’ (‘panter’, because they usually just pant). Another teacher of mine once told a story where one of her children picked up the phone, listened to the panting noises for a while and then finally asked the caller: “Why are you panting, did you just run a long way?”
The kid was 5 or so xD It doesn’t sound so funny now, but it was when I first heard it! xD
Ok guys, I’ll take the road less traveled here. A lot of people bash El the Erf. A LOT of people. It is understandable if he said something directly to offend you, but I have noticed that he doesn’t even do that, really. Yeah, sometimes he says dumb things, but everybody has. I’ve said dumb/annoying things on here, and didn’t get flamed. A few people to argue against his occasional idiocies and frequent annoyances are all that is necessary, and generally speaking, if you correct him or ask him to chill out, he does, ithout argument. He is more than willing to show respect, as long as you do. I have no clue what any of the regulars around here really think of him, but I like him just fine. Yes, he comments excessively quite often, but when a few people politely ASKED him to calm down and quit commenting so much, he listened. Problem solved, crisis averted. And sometimes he posts things that are somewhat nonsensical, or that he doesn’t have a terribly valid argument for, but I and everyone here has done that, at some point. If he is annoying you, there is nothing that forces you to respond to him, and skipping his comments is a valid option. He isn’t a troll, because even if you don’t agree with him, or think his sources are weak, he is actually trying to contribute something to the thread. And God only knows that with HIS persistence, we are all lucky he isn’t a troll who only gets on here and types gibberish or dumb things solely for a laugh. And you know what, he has always been nice to me personally, and yes on occasion, has made me laugh. I think by now I may rank with the rest of the regulars around here, and even if I’m the minority, I’m not afraid to say back off, and let him be himself. He’s harmless, and nobody likes uncalled-for bashing.
El if you read this, no hard feelings on the pure honesty. You’re cool in my book.
@ianz09 (55): I disagree. ***** that kid.
JF great list. I love having two good ones in a row, keep em coming.
Bravo, another fine selection of the unusual and hard to pronounce!
Does anyone remember George Carlin’s routine about
Frotteurism and teenage boys? Any hard surface will do!
@El the erf (53):
That quote does not support your original statement.
You wrote that “the affected person controls people through manipulation during his mood swings.” This is ridiculous. I do not need to explain why.
You also said that “In spite of it being a serious mental disorder, the person has TOTAL control over whatever he/she does. . .”
The quote states that “On the other hand, people with a serious mental illness such as bipolar disorder usually do have SOME control over what they do.”
@ianz09 (55):
Was that a tear trickling down my cheek?
(actually when I was reading your post, I was like.. my jaw dropping waydown to my knees and me feeling all goosebumpily behind my neck)
WoW
Was that straight from the Endocardium of your heart or what.
Boy, its hard to believe…two people might be sitting poles apart on this planet, but still, someone with a golden heart feels for the other as if they were the best of pals.
Y’know ianz,chum, i could offer you to pen down my biography anytime( though it wouldn’t last more than two pages)…
But really.
THAT was really something I really don’t have words to describe buddy… yeah, you might be… be thinkin’ what he’s writing ‘n yeah ,i dunno what i am writing right now..cause…cause right now the li’l tear has exploded into a full blown cry!! (bawl!)(sniff!)
p.s. If I don’t find b.y.o.b. on no.1 in your upcoming list, i will be the first one to bash you