[WARNING: contains graphic images. NSFW] Penis removal is a subject that needs little explanation. The best-known scenario is that of an abused sexual partner taking sudden revenge (yes, John and Lorena Bobbitt are on the list), but the field is far wider than that, as we shall see. This list is based on Wikipedia’s article on penis removal, but I made extensive searches for original sources and added extra information where available. My first draft included information about those searches and sources, but that made the list too long, so I had to cut some items short. Some of these cases are verified fact, some are unverified and some are dubious at best, so please take a dose of healthy skepticism before reading.
And one word of advice for anyone considering removing their own or anyone else’s penis: Don’t.
“Angry Thai Women Lead the World in Penis Slashings” reads the headline of one internet report of a phenomenon known colloquially as “feeding the ducks”. A more sedate source, Australia’s ABC Radio, explained the situation as follows: “Thai men and women are increasingly at odds over an ages old custom of Thai men keeping a second wife … Twenty years ago, the crime of penicide came to public attention in Thailand with the report of an angry wife cutting off the penis of her philandering husband and feeding it to her ducks. It’s an act that has now become widespread among Thai women seeking revenge against their unfaithful partners.” They interviewed 42-year-old policeman Songphong Nammwan, whose wife had cut off his penis and thrown it into a sewer. Feeding the ducks is popular because it removes the possibility of reattachment.
On 19 February 2005, 35-year-old Kim Tran, of Anchorage, Alaska, cut off the penis of her 44-year-old boyfriend, who was married to her aunt. They had argued over his refusal to leave her aunt, then engaged in sexual relations, during which she tied his hands to a window handle above their bed and severed his penis with a knife, then flushed it down the toilet, where it stuck. She drove him to the hospital, then returned home to clean up. Police attended and, learning of the flushing, called water utility workers, who retrieved the penis. It was rushed to the hospital and successfully reattached. She was charged with assault and tampering with evidence. I could not find any news about her trial or sentence.
In early 2005, a 44-year-old Chinese man suffered a “penile defect as a result of an unfortunate traumatic accident”. He was left with a stump one centimeter long and could not urinate in a standing position or have intercourse. “His quality of life was affected severely.” On 20 September 2005 a team of doctors at Guangzhou General Hospital, led by Dr Weilie Hu, successfully transplanted a penis “donated” by the parents of a brain-dead 22-year-old man. After 10 days he was able to urinate smoothly in a standing position, but his capability for sexual intercourse was never tested, because four days later, “because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis was cut off”.
In October 2004, Nelu Radonescu underwent routine surgery for a testicular malformation in Bucharest, Romania. In the middle of the operation, Dr Naum Ciomu, a urologist and lecturer in anatomy, lost his temper after he accidentally cut the man’s urinary channel. He “overreacted”, sliced off the patient’s penis, placed it on the operating table, chopped it into small pieces and stormed out of the operating theatre. During his trial for grievous bodily harm he told the court that it was a temporary loss of judgement due to personal problems. He was found guilty, given a one-year jail sentence (suspended on certain conditions), suspended from practicing medicine for three years and ordered to pay EUR125,000 in damages. The patient’s penis was reconstructed (presumably by another surgeon) using tissue from his arm.
On 9 March 2001, Armin Meiwes severed the penis of Bernd Brandes in Rotenburg, Germany, then killed him. The two met through a website called The Cannibal Cafe after Meiwes advertised for “a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed”. Brandes went to Meiwes’ home, where he encouraged Meiwes to bite his (Brandes’s) penis off. Meiwes was unable to, so used a knife to remove it. Brandes tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too “chewy”. Meiwes sautéed the penis but burned it. He chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog. Meiwes then read a Star Trek book for three hours while Brandes was bleeding to death in the bath. Meiwes gave him alcohol, pain killers and sleeping pills. Finally, he kissed him once and killed him by stabbing him in the throat.
Meiwes then stored body parts in his freezer and ate up to 20 kg of Brandes’ flesh over the next 10 months. He was arrested in December 2002, after a tip-off by a college student who had seen new advertisements for victims and details of the killing on the Internet. Investigators searched Meiwes’ home and found the body parts and a videotape of the proceedings. (The tape has has been viewed by journalists but never made public.) Meiwes was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to eight and a half years in prison. Prosecutors appealed, and he was retried, convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment. While in prison, he has become a vegetarian.
In 1994, the Chinese newspaper Guangxi Daily reported that a man from Henan province was fined 3,000 yuan after his wife gave birth to her third child (a son, after two daughters), in violation of China’s “one child” laws. The father supposedly made a joke about the high cost of finally having a male heir, saying: “A 3,000 yuan fine just for this little penis! We should just cut it off.” This prompted the two daughters to cut off the infant boy’s penis with a paring knife and leave him to bleed to death while their father was away tending the fields. Upon his return, the father flew into a rage and clubbed the two girls to death with a shovel, then committed suicide by drinking insecticide. His wife “went into hysterics upon seeing the calamity, running naked through the streets screaming the names of her dead husband and children”.
On 23 June 1993, Lorena Bobbitt cut off the penis of her husband, John, in their apartment in Manassas, Virginia. They had had a volatile relationship, and Lorena testified that John sexually, physically and emotionally abused her. On the night in question, he arrived home highly intoxicated and (according to her testimony) raped her. Afterwards, she went to the kitchen, where she saw a carving knife, and “memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head”. Grabbing the knife, she entered the bedroom and cut off more than half of John’s penis. She left the apartment with the penis, drove a short distance and threw it into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. The penis was located, packed in ice and brought to the hospital where John was being treated. It was successfully reattached.
Lorena was found not guilty due to insanity causing an irresistible impulse to sexually wound her husband. As a result, she could not be held liable for her actions. Under state law, she underwent a 45-day evaluation period at a mental hospital, after which she was released. She founded Lorena’s Red Wagon, which helps to prevent domestic violence through family-oriented activities. John’s subsequent activities included pornographic films and a time as a minister of a Universal Life Church in Las Vegas. He was arrested seven times for offenses ranging from assault to grand larceny. The Bobbitts divorced in 1995 and met for the first time since on a TV program in May 2009. On the show, John apologized to Lorena for the way he treated her during their marriage, and Lorena claimed that John still loved her because he has continued to send her Valentine’s Day cards and flowers.
At some time before February 1977, a mentally-disturbed 21-year-old American man who was obsessed with guilt feelings about his sexual desires amputated his penis with a straight razor. He walked to his local hospital with the severed part. The bleeding was controlled and the penis was placed on ice, and he was transferred to Massachusetts General Hospital. After psychiatric consultation, he was operated on by a combined plastic surgery and urology team led by Drs Hugh Young II, John Daly, Benjamin Cohen and James May, resulting in the first documented case of a completely successful penis replantation, restoring full function.
Bruce Reimer was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba in 1965. At the age of 6 months, he was diagnosed with phimosis (an unretractable foreskin), and referred for a circumcision. On 27 April 1966, an inexperienced doctor performed the operation using the unconventional method of electro-cauterization. The procedure went drastically wrong, and Bruce’s penis was burned beyond surgical repair. Dr John Money, a psychologist at Baltimore’s Johns Hopkins Medical Center, believed that Bruce would be more likely to achieve successful, functional sexual maturation as a girl than as a boy and recommended a sex reassignment. At the age of 22 months, Bruce’s testes were surgically removed. He was renamed Brenda, and afterwards raised as a girl. Money continued treatment and assessment, and for several years reported on the case, describing apparently successful female gender development, and using this case to support his theories of gender identity and reassignment.
Contrary to Money’s positive reports, Reimer never identified as female. He was ostracized and bullied, and in his mid-teens became suicidally depressed. In 1980, his parents told him the truth, and he decided to identify as male, calling himself David. He underwent surgical re-reassignment, and later married a woman and became stepfather to her children. His case came to international attention in 1997 through the efforts of academic sexologist Milton Diamond and author John Colapinto, who wrote a book As Nature Made Him: The Boy Who Was Raised as a Girl. Revenues from the book gave David financial security but his problems continued. As well as his difficult relationship with his parents, he had to deal with the death of his brother, unemployment and separation from his wife. On 5 May 2004 he committed suicide by gunshot. Money died in 2006.
On 18 May 1936, Kichizo Ishida was erotically asphyxiated by his girlfriend Sada Abe in a teahouse in Ogu, Japan. She then severed his penis and testicles. Abe had been a prostitute for most of her adult life. One of her clients suggested that she could become financially independent by opening a small restaurant and recommended that she start as an apprentice in such a business. On 1 February 1936 she began to work at a restaurant owned by Ishida, a married man and a known womanizer. Ishida soon began making advances towards Abe and by mid-April they were lovers. They had several marathon love-making sessions in teahouses (the contemporary equivalent of a love hotel). When Ishida returned to his wife, Abe became agitated and began drinking excessively.
They met again and during their love-making discovered that strangling each other during orgasm increased their pleasure. Early one morning, as Ishida was asleep, Abe wrapped her obi sash around his neck and strangled him to death. After lying with his body for a few hours, she severed his genitalia with a kitchen knife, wrapped them in a magazine cover and kept them until being arrested three days later. She was tried and convicted of second degree murder and sentenced to six years in prison. Ishida’s penis and testicles were moved to Tokyo University Medical School’s pathology museum. They were put on public display not long after the end of World War II but have since disappeared. After her release from prison Abe alternately courted and shunned publicity before disappearing from public view in 1970 and presumably dying at some time after that.
In 1930-1 Einar Mogens Wegener, a successful artist, became the first identified recipient of male to female sex reassignment surgery. Probably intersexual, he identified as male for most of his life, but had a feminine body and facial features, and when in public as a man was often taken for a young woman in trousers masquerading as a man. He married a fellow painter, Gerda Gottlieb. Posing as a (female) model for Gerda, he discovered a propensity towards female dress, and Gerda’s paintings of him (as a woman) gained some acclaim. He began to identify as female and present publicly as a woman, renaming himself “Lili Elbe”.
In 1930 she went to Germany for surgery, which was only in an experimental state at the time. Five operations were carried out over two years. The first surgery, removal of the testicles, was made under the supervision of sexologist Magnus Hirschfeld in Berlin. The rest were carried out by Dr Warnekros at the Dresden Municipal Women’s Clinic. The second operation was to remove the penis, and to transplant ovaries, which were taken from a 26-year-old woman. These were soon removed in the third and fourth operations, due to rejection and other serious complications. The fifth operation was to transplant a uterus and was intended to allow Elbe, then nearing the age of 50, to become a mother, but complications set in and she died three months later.
On 16 December 1916 OS (29 December NS) Grigori Rasputin was killed by a group of noblemen who feared his influence over Tsarina Alexandra. Details of the killing are confused and still subject to debate, but a generally accepted version is that the conspirators lured Rasputin to the house of one of them, where they poisoned him, shot him, beat him, cut off his penis, tied him up and threw him into an icy river. The official cause of death was drowning. According to some accounts, the penis has since been in the keeping of a maid who discovered it at the murder site, a group of female Russian expatriates living in Paris, Rasputin’s daughter Marie, an antiques dealer and an auction house, who ascertained that it was, in fact, a sea cucumber. According to another account, it has recently been acquired by a museum of erotica in St Petersburg.
In 1902, William Chester Minor, an American surgeon and amateur lexicographer, cut off his penis (which he regarded as the cause of his impure thoughts) in his cell in the Broadmoor Criminal Lunatic Asylum, Berkshire, England. He had been born into a strict missionary family in Ceylon (now Sri Lanka) and trained as a surgeon at Yale. He served as a doctor in the Union Army during the American Civil War, where his experiences (which included branding deserters) exacerbated his already fragile state of mind. He developed a condition which was later diagnosed as schizophrenia. He was allowed to resign from the army and moved to London, where, in a state of paranoid delusion, shot and killed an innocent man who just happened to be walking behind him.
He was found not guilty of murder by reason of insanity and confined in Broadmoor. As a gentleman with a private income, he was allowed special privileges, and built up an extensive personal library. He learned of the project to publish the Oxford English Dictionary, and turned his mind to find and cite illustrative quotations for rare words. He become a major contributor to the project and developed a friendship with Dr James Murray, the editor of the dictionary. Minor’s and Murray’s lives, the dictionary project and the self-severing are reported in an excellent and meticulously researched book, The Surgeon of Crowthorne (UK) / The Professor and the Madman (USA) by Simon Winchester.
Fact 1: On 5 May 1821, Napoleon Bonaparte died on St Helena. Fact 2: Since 1916, something claimed to be his penis has been bought and sold by collectors. It was last reliably known to be in the possession of an American urologist in 1987. The day after Napoleon’s death, his doctor performed an autopsy, witnessed by 17 people, including seven English doctors, a priest and Napoleon’s manservant. Various body parts were removed. Napoleon’s penis was described as “small”, but no eyewitness mentioned that it was removed. In 1852, the manservant claimed that he and the priest removed parts of Napoleon’s body during the autopsy, but didn’t specify which. (But surely a priest and a manservant removing body parts during an autopsy would have been noticed!) The priest, who administered the last rites and conducted the funeral, was given (or otherwise came into possession of) various “personal effects”. How “personal”?
The priest’s collection of Napoleonic effects remained in his family until 1916, when it was sold to an English bookselling firm. In 1924, they sold it to a collector from Philadelphia. In 1927 it was displayed at the Museum of French Art in New York. It was described officially as a “mummified tendon” and unofficially as “one inch long and resembling a grape”. The collection was bought and sold several more times before the whatever was purchased by Dr John Lattimer, professor of urology at Columbia University and an impeccably credentialled and experienced medical man who must be presumed to be able to recognize a penis when he saw one. He acknowledged having it in 1987. He died in 2007 and apparently his family still has it.
Osiris was the Egyptian god of the afterlife and the underworld. Isis was his sister/wife, and goddess of motherhood and magic. Their brother Set, god of chaos, was jealous of him, and plotted to kill him. One form of the myth tells that Set trapped Osiris in a wooden sarcophagus and threw it into the Nile. It floated down the Nile to the coast of Byblos (modern-day Lebanon), where Isis found it. She brought the body back to Egypt and buried it. Set found the body, cut it into fourteen parts and scattered them across Egypt. Isis found and put together thirteen parts, but was unable to find the penis, which had been eaten by a fish. Instead, she fashioned a phallus out of gold and sang a song around Osiris until he came back to life. They conceived Horus, the god of the sky and vengeance.



























Ooooookay, now I’ve had my pre-wedding anatomy lesson and for free, thank you much. (Yes, I’m a woman and engaged.)
And if we’re talking about mythological castration as in #1, what about the birth of Aphrodite/Venus from Cronus’s penis (I think?) being tossed in the water?
Under the circumcisionstances someone should surely make a movie about sad example 5 called ‘Dickless in Dresden’.
I laughed so hard at the end of number 11: he became a vegetarian.
In Greek mythology the Titan Chronos cut off his father’s penis in order to escape his mother Gaia’s womb. He then went on to be ruler of the Greek Gods.
I really love the internet especially for info like this and also getting a daily list in my mailbox
This one seemed odd but most of all I notice that the responses are mostly from men….
Reality…. gotta love it….
Oh, you’ve certainly come a long way (no pun intended) since your “Great Choral Works From Before 1750″ list.
For me what immediately stuck out (no pun intended) was the thought that nothing could really top your opening line here,
“Penis removal is a subject that needs little explanation”
I mean, why should I even read on.
what? for the good lord’s sake?
but you know…I had to copy/paste that quote which means I had to scroll all the way up past the list and I tried to scroll quick and blur my eyes so that nothing sacred would be tarnished and within that blur of a scroll I picked up lots of words.
Words!
WTF, there was research that went on in this list??
Now, all these thoughts start occurring because I have decided to just one off (no pun) a comment- reactionary style, but it’s never that way as i have always been a uno digit typer and not very fast at that so concentration is needed in order for this to even occur, but what I’m trying to say is that this one is up there on the totem pole (no pun intended) of far out lists on this here site..
So I just pondered reading the list and scrolled up again and thought as I type this slowly all out and that there are 60+ comments (!)–just like the good ole days when 60+ meant something!..and finally a mention of Napoleon’s shriveled eel (I’ve brought that thang up more than once on this site–Can we get a shout out for ole Diogenes who brought that one up first? huh? huh? no? awww. let down. dis.
Anyway what I wanted to say( or ask, to be more exact)– before I read this list and not comment on it and get on with my life, is….
Who’s the pianist and/or composer that cut the webbing between his fingers so that he could reach further keys?
I’m serious… did this ever happen?
or is it just some sort of bogus Aristotle-like quote? (joke)
okay i’ll read your list now and go away.
sheesh!
@Casual Reader: hahaha! When I typed the word “circumspect” in comment 56 I was thinking about the word “circumcised” and was wondering how to word a pun on the two, but it was early morning and I couldn’t think of one.
Some things just don’t come up in the course of research. I’d never heard of the Pain Olympics and after a quick scout really don’t want to. Cronus would have been a suitable addition to the list, but I just didn’t find that story.
@gabi: Any particular reason why????
*Crosses legs and rocks back in forth in corner*
Diogenes, Sir, @ 66,
Answer: Robert Schumann. Apparently it wasn’t effective.
At least he was compensated recently by being included in the 15 top composers list. He wanted to be a great pianist, and as such would be forgotten by now. He had no need to mutilate himself, merely to write music like Scenes from Childhood.
On that tack, perhaps I should downgrade my opinion of Brahms, having read in the previous list what he did to cats – carefully avoiding the word ‘pussies’. But at least he didn’t cut the penes, or penises if you will, off toms, probably because he couldn’t catch them!
Considering what Schumann was capable of suffering to improve his hand-span, it’s quite surprising we don’t have a recorded case of penis removal with the idea of grafting on extra length, as per organ transplants.
Aprops, shouldn’t Maggot (49) have typed, Never give Gabi penis for her thoughts? (Or have I over-egged by making too obvious a subtle pun on his part? Probably. Sorry.)
Last call. Might cutting off somebody’s penis and throwing it out of the window be referred to as depenestration?
This makes me sad. I love penisse!♥
One more,
Given Custer’s last stand (pun intended), would his elimination at Little Big Horn (pun intended) count as a case of a man being removed from his penis, rather than vice versa?
“hell hath no fury” I see the true meaning of that phrase in some of these situations. I have warned my husband more than a few times that I would practice my surgical skills on that special area if I ever caught him being unfaithful. Besides, after terrible fights he still is willing to make love which shows how even in fear of their lives men will still let a woman get close to their genitals if they think it will lead to *****… DUM DUH DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
First list in a while that I actually really enjoyed reading. Good jerb!
11 was on the cannibal list.
10 shocked and disturbed me, I’d love to learn more about it. 7 was quite depressing. =/ Poor guy.
oh, wow! excellent list – i read it to my husband and he BEGGED me to stop!
creepy documentary about #11
http://documentaryheaven.com/body-shock-the-man-who-ate-his-lover/
@ ianz09 (45): As far as I can count, it’s my fifth list published here.
List item number 10 may be an urban myth. Wikipedia cites Snopes, but on that site Barbara Mikkelson adds the following comment: “Those tempted to be shocked by that story should remember that chinese newspapers are not quite the bastions of veracity their western counterparts are assumed to be.”
I researched extensively before and while writing this list. I started with the Wikipedia list, then followed each citation they gave (some of which are now inactive) and also searched the Internet for key words and phrases, and even found medical journal articles for some of them. My first draft of this list included information about sources and searches, and about the believability rating of each instances. Because of excessive length, I had to cut some short.
“MAN this making my penis soft”
:nods:
There was a man on Jerry Springer once eho had cut his penis off (or at least part of it). He was in a wheelchair and I think he called himself (herself?) Debbie.
Also, wasn’t some woman in the US recently convicted of cutting off her baby son’s penis? She tried to blame it on the dog but the wound had been clearly made by a knife. Scary stuff.
@astraya (77): Ok, your previous lists must have predated my time reading. WHat are a few? I enjoyed the writing, so I’d like to check out the others.
@astraya (68):
I was just talking about John and Lorena Bobbitt a few days ago. It’s not really a common topic so I really was surprised when I opened up LV and saw this on the front page. I suspect there’s some mystical mind-reading and subsequent list-making powers being exercised. Yesterday I was interviewed on my thoughts regarding love so I fully expect there will be a new list about soup in the next few days.
It took a couple tries while searching Google but I managed to find this fun little poem I heard during the Bobbit craze:
The legend of Bobbitt is growing
It’s a story well worth the knowing
He offended his wife
So she took up her knife
And put an end to his coming and going.
Boston Corbett, the soldier who shot Abraham Lincoln’s assassin, John Wilkes Booth.
I’m defensively holding on to my penis as I read through this and I didn’t even realize it ’till now.
nice being a girl! haha. good list! some of these comments are hilarious.
Cant forget that guy who was running from the cops and chopped off and threw his penis at them. it happened in the us a couple years ago
OMG!!!
Well, I’m reasonably certain I won’t be surfing for ***** anytime soon.
Thank you Casualreader for The Schumann answer!
So I casually searched around online as it piqued my interest to at least further the degree in which I would be satisfied with this as fact- that Schumann was crazy enough and yeah he was but nothing that seemed to point point point in a direction of solid substance in the way of the cutting…(just a tad mention here or there)
Most signs point to a debilitating injury that left him unable to continue his rise (pun) as a pianist-almighty…
given this is the internet, but all the same, you would think that if he indeed did do this then it would most likely be in any bio/blurb about him.
I would of thunk that anyway. What IS brought up (in the stuff I read and considered reputable for whatever reason) concerned his early years of non stop practicing and unorthodox manner in which he attempted to strengthen his weak fingers by creating a pulley contraption of sorts that held back his gimpy wuss digits and as result, may have messed them/and his hands up, for life..(OR it was syphilis)…which right this second has me laughing uncontrollably at the silliness of all this (as it relates here) and at the same time I suddenly remember the ole tv Barney Fife attempting to grow taller by hanging himself from some kind of chin/noggin tether thingamajig.
and what better place to drop this than a list about removing penises!:
insert here- “Barney’s Physical”
well that doesnt seem to be working. I was going to extract part of the full episode off the ubertube and edit and post here but that’s taking waaay tooo long so thanks very much all the same and bye.
Diogenes,
Have to confess I took the tale about Schumann on trust from a guy who usually knows these things reliably, and didn’t check a literary or internet source myself. Idle bastard! In fact I believe my source told me R. S. snipped between thumb and first digit. Looking at my own pathetic stretch, I’d have thought the connection between little finger and penultimate would have seemed a better cut for making the fullest 180º stretch. Anyway, the connecting tendons don’t seem to make much difference, not in my span anyway. A bit late now, but I’d have gently suggested he consider a change of instruments.
Another passing though while I’m here.
Tiger Woods might consider himself fortunate indeed, despite his fall from Grace (and Shirl, and Lily, and Annie, and Nikkie, and Charlene, and Debbie, and …).
After all, his wife might have considered the form of revenge under consideration here for more than one end (pun intended). Obviously it would put paid to his philandering for good and all, assuming one of his other ladies wasn’t a good seamstress, able to sew it back on again. And as is well known, rich, impotent Chinese will pay a king’s ransom for a Tiger’s penis, thereby enhancing her alimony. The said object is considered by those inscrotable orientals to be the ultimate in aphrodisiacs, not, it would seems, without good reason.
You traumatized me, and I am a girl..good one though
I think the anonymous Chinese man was named No Mo Wang
lorena bobbit is my favorite. makes me proud to be from manassas.
I remember a case in a criminal law class we read about a frustrated husband threatened his wife’s boyfriend he’ll hurt him if he saw his wife again. The man didn’t comply and still saw his wife, so the husband broke into his own home where the man and the wife was asleep in bed. The husband hit the boyfriend with a 2×4 or something then proceeded to cut off his penis. then went on to feed the penis to the dog.
The funny part of the story is the wife woke up during the event and thought she was dreaming about what was going on and went back to sleep. And i don’t believe this is the same story as #11. this happened in the US.
The Concise Grove Dictionary (the most authoritative source I have access to given that my complete Grove is in a cardboard box in the garage) says of Schumann’s hand injury “(allegedly due to a machine to strengthen his fingers, but more likely through remedies for a syphilitic sore)”.
Unusual, but cool, list. I read the story of number #11, Bernd Brandes, and felt it deserved to be illustrated. HERE is my take on the story.
I bet every guy, myself included, cringed at one point or the other while reading this list.
Okay, astraya, I have finally read your incredible list! My God, man, this should win segue’s All-Time Most Excellent List Award.
I apologize for having over-looked it previously whilst attempting to make a name for myself in the art world. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
Oh. My. Goodness! Who thinks of this, astraya??!! Honestly, the place where my penis would be {if I had one} is sore!! Great list…?
On a serious note-I just recently read ‘As Nature Made Him: The Boy Who Was Raised as a Girl’ and I honestly think that Dr. Money only wanted to make a name for himself. He really took advantage of this family. (My opinions are based on the book only). The book did bring up the ‘nature vs. nurture’ theory-which I had never thought of. I just kind of thought you are who you are. This, coming from 1 of 12 kids in a very Catholic family. This also coming from 1 of 9 girls where 2 are gay; I also have a gay brother (1 of 3…for the mathematically challenged). So is it nature or is it nurture? Statistics (in my family) would say nature, right? As a side note: I’ve been indulging so….I may not be making sense. I’m not apologizing for this.
Don’t forget Boston Corbett, John Wilkes Booth’s killer! He castrated himself with a pair of scissors and afterwards went to eat and to a prayer meeting before getting treatment! I think that should MOST DEFINITELY have been included. (Source, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Corbett ) Otherwise very interesting!
Hooray! There are now more comments on this list than on my previous list of “Great Choral Works from before 1750″.
segue: forgiven (of course). Good luck with the exhibition.
ashleyboop: I didn’t “forget” Boston Corbett. He just didn’t come up on any of the searches I did for material.
PS I’m surprised that this hasn’t attracted far more comments. Most readers are attached to a penis in some sense of the word or another.
(No. 21) I agree with you sg, its good to finally see the right pronouns used when it comes to transgender stories.
Interesting list, well, it was different.
…I love the line “…I had to cut some items short…”. Fitting, huh?
You noticed? hehehehe!
astraya and Diogennes,
Re Schumann. astraya, your source is undeniably the most impeccable. As with many medical evaluations of historical illnesses, causes of death and the like, the situation is far from crystal clear, and subject to alternative hypotheses. Of its 42 cited cases of famous historical figures and syphilis, Wikipedia rates Schumann, as Van Goch, with no more than the qualification ‘Suspected’. All the same there is conjecture that the tertiary form may have been responsible for his madness and death. However, the water is clouded by the assumption he was also a lifelong manic-depressive by nature. If it was a venereal disease sore, the poor guy would have had to suffer applications of neat mercury to the wound. Uggghhh!
What now intrigues me is that Diogenes and I should have come up quite independently at different times, from different sources and in different places with a near-identical different story that has no official basis. Where did it originate. Are we talking urban legends here?
astraya, 102,
Perhaps some simply prefer to take a detached view of others’ misfortunes.
There was a young fellow from Fife,
Whose tool was cut off by a knife.
That appendage was missing,
Affecting his *****ing
And ending good fun with his wife.
… for life.
The following is lifted as a comment from the recent list of the 10 most dangerous herbivores.
Read it, and you might find a case where any human male might want, ask, beg, scream to have his penis cut off:
36 Wrichik
While not herbivorous, this next creature is something you’d probably dismiss as an urban legend if it didn’t come from the Amazon, a place known for some of the most uberbadass species on earth.
Candiru or Toothpick Fish : These suckers have been known to swim inside the urethra of unsuspecting people *****ing in rivers and suck blood to fill their little bellies. These specimens from Satan’s aquarium are only removable by surgery and in earlier times men chose castration (ouch !) as the only guaranteed remedy. Here’s a slightly outdated article on these pests – http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish
can’t say i really care about penis removal
what about the thousands of women world wide who are forced to have their clits sawed off before puberty? it’s just as bad and still happening :/
Casualreader,Astraya-
Perhaps a syphilis list is in order then.
I must say that I was sidetracked by the possibility of a mechanical finger stretcher and didn’t look into the syphilitic aspect (thats why I had included it as an (OR/perhaps).
I havent found anything that directly links the stretcher (as a contemporary source) to his time, but have an inkling from a couple of reads that if it existed then it was used as a possible remedy to what was already wrong with his right handed/middle finger.
such as mentioned here:
http://www.ericsams.org/sams_schumannhand_eng_II.htm
also, Casualreader: In your last paragraph,there at #106, dont be too intrigued. I had originally brought up the question because a friend had mentioned it to me too, some time back and I couldn’t recall who it was specifically.
OR maybe your intrigued because it was YOU that said it to ME originally! haha.
Or vise versa..That WOULD be intriguing!. Like this whole thing had been perpetuated by us to begin with as a backwards farce in time.
no no, i’m only joking…
if both ‘cutting’ and ‘stretching’ had been made up as a result of exaggeration like an excuse for his original musical style then I too wonder the source from where it all started.
-In other news (from 2008)-
“A large phallus equipped with dual rotary blades, similar to those found on a remote control helicopter, was hovering slowly towards the chess grandmaster.”
(Thaindian News)
the uncensored video footage!:
http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/
“…Shusha from Metafilter. After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, “I think we have to be thankful for the opposition’s demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt.” Someone in the audience shouts, “Finally the political power shows its face!” Kasparov quickly replies, “Well, if that’s its face…” to laughter from the audience.”
Oh god, I thought I could handle this, but I almost can’t. Thank god I still have mine! I can almost feel the pain!
Diogenes @ all the ones,
Thanks, loved the video.
A radio-controlled helicopteral penis?
Surely an expurgated episode from the cutting-room floor of Woody Allen’s ‘Everything You Always Wanted to Know About ***** (But Were Afraid to Ask)’? Perhaps to provide a contents balance for the enormous menacing flying breast from same flick. Mind you, Woody certainly would have come up with a more inventive climax (pun intended) than it being tamely swatted by a security guard. Considering the vast array of imaginative envelopes gathered at hot air balloon meets, it’s surprising no one has conceived (pun intended) that design as yet.
My info on Robert the Shoe Man came from a guy called Chris Hillman far, far many more moons ago than I care or dare to remember.
I googled, but the closest I could find was from a news report:
Thai doctors blame penis hacking craze on lingering polygamy
BANGKOK (AFP) — They have been boiled, fed to ducks, even attached to hot air balloons and cast into the night sky — when it comes to permanently depriving a cheating lover of a recently severed penis, the imagination of the wronged Thai woman knows few bounds.
Bang cock?
Phuket, what else do you expect with a name like that?
naughty naughty you
couldn’t wait to be approved eh? good thing recognized your email.
Cyn
Bangkok?
Phuket! What else fo you expect with a name like that?
Perhaps 115 ought to have read ‘do’ instead of ‘fo’. Or how to kok-up you own one-liner.
Cyn, eh?
I might have known! If I had I’d have waited patiently rather than supposing the echt 115 post had been flushed permanently round the bend. (Now imagine a row of happy, smiling faces.)
There appears to be another vital subliminal warning for the male ***** here. Never ever, if you value your …, go bathing in the buff when ducks are in the same water. And to think I aways imagined them as cute little feathered friends, who ducked and dived and dabbled harmlessly, and at most were attracted to a bag of breadcrumbs scattered on the pond.
Mickey, “What’s that you’re eating, Donald?”
@Casualreader (118):
just happened to be in the neighborhood. next time might not catch it.
& good to see you around too.
well, don’t get too cocky