It seems today if you want to make your name famous you have two choices – star in “leaked” home pornography tapes, or discover something that has so far eluded the capacity to be measured, find a way to measure it, develop a way to rank the measurements or place them into categories, and attach your name to the resulting scale. For example, the “Frater Scale” could be a ranking of items on a list – a better name for a “top 10 list” – where item 1 ranks as first on the Frater Scale. Not all scales are named after their inventors, but many are. It seems almost anything can be measured and if it can be measured, someone is going to come up with a scale to quantify the measurement. Here are ten unusual scientific scales.

The Kardashev scale is a method of measuring an advanced civilization’s level of technological advancement. The scale is only theoretical and in terms of an actual civilization highly speculative; however, it puts energy consumption of an entire civilization in a cosmic perspective.
It was first proposed in 1964 by the Soviet Russian astronomer, Nikolai Kardashev. The scale has three designated categories called Type I, II and III. These are based on the amount of usable energy a civilization has at its disposal, and the degree of space colonization. In general terms, a Type I civilization has achieved mastery of the resources of its home planet, Type II of its solar system, and Type III of its galaxy. Science fiction also may expand the scale to Type IV, where a civilization has mastery of the resources of its universe, and sometimes Type V, all the universes.
The original and the final draft for this particular scale had energy consumptions ranging so widely from each other, that Kardashev himself revised the scale as to include values between, in hundredths. The human civilization, as of 2010, is currently somewhere around 0.72, with calculations showing we will reach Type I status around 2100, Type II status around 3100 and Type III status from 100,000 thousand to one million years time.

The Pyruvate scale measures pungency in onions and garlic with units of um/gfw. It is named after Pyruvic acid, the alpha-keto acid in onions which makes peoples eyes tear up when cutting them. The standard onion has an eight rating, while “sweet onions” have a two or three rating on the scale. The lower the score or scale, the more “sweet” the onions are rated. Anything less than five is considered a sweet onion.
The Vidalia onion variety are considered sweet, and must have a score of 5.0 um/gfw or less. The Supasweet onion (usually grown in Lincolnshire, England) registers 1.5 to 2 on the scale. A standard brown onion is usually in the range of 6-7 out of 10. Soil type, rain and sunlight affect the pungency in onions and garlic and, therefore, their score on the pyruvate scale.

The Kinsey scale attempts to describe a person’s sexual history, or episodes of their sexual activity at a given time. It uses a scale from 0, meaning exclusively heterosexual, to 6, meaning exclusively homosexual – with 3 being equally heterosexual and homosexual (or bisexual). In both the Male and Female volumes of the Kinsey Reports, an additional grade, listed as “X”, was used for asexuality.
Introducing the scale, Kinsey wrote: “males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual. It is fundamental of taxonomy that nature seldom deals in discrete categories. The living world is a continuum in each and every one of its aspects.” Today, many sexologists see the Kinsey scale as simplistic. They suggest that sexual orientation and sexual identity are more complex and varied

Ever look out over a lake, or the ocean, and admire the color of the water? The deep blue, the aquamarine, the emerald green. But just how emerald is that emerald green water? Well you knew there just had to be a scale for that, and there is. The Forel-Ule Scale is a method to approximately determine the color of bodies of water, used in limnology and oceanography. The method was developed by François-Alphonse Forel and was three years later improved by the German limnologist Willi Ule. By means of different inorganic compounds (ammonia, copper sulfate, neutral potassium chromate) a color palette is produced in a series of numerically designated vials (00-21) which is compared with the color of the water body. The result is a color index for the water body which gives an indication of the transparency of the water and thus helps to classify gross biological activity. The color graduations correspond to open sea and lake water colors, as they appear to an observer ashore or on board a vessel.
Placing the colors onto a handy disk not only gives the observer a means to compare the color of the water to a known value, it also gave another person a chance to immortalize their name. Thus was born the Secchi disk, created in 1865 by Pietro Angelo Secchi. This is a circular disk used to measure water transparency in oceans and lakes. The disc is mounted on a pole or line, and lowered slowly down in the water. The depth at which the pattern on the disk is no longer visible is taken as a measure of the transparency of the water. This measure is known as the Secchi depth and is related to water turbidity.
The Forel-Ule Scale is quite imprecise, and thus rarely used in modern research. It was substituted by the Platinum-Cobalt Scale. The Platinum-Cobalt Scale is a color scale that was introduced in 1892 by chemist Allen Hazen, who, for reasons probably lost to history, did not name the scale the “Hazen Scale”. The index was developed as a way to evaluate pollution levels in waste water. It has since expanded to a common method of comparison of the intensity of yellow-tinted samples. It is specific to the color yellow and is based on dilutions of a 500 ppm platinum cobalt solution.

We know that Earth has been clobbered by asteroids and objects from outer space. A trip to Meteor Crater Arizona will show you the incredible devastation that an object from outer space delivers when it impacts the Earth. Dinosaurs are thought to have become extinct from a great asteroid collision with the Earth.
But how likely is it that the Earth is going to be struck by an asteroid, say, tomorrow? And if so, how much damage can we expect? And how worried should we be that such a cataclysmic event will happen? Fortunately, there is a scale for both concerns. The Palermo Technical Impact Hazard Scale was developed to enable scientists to categorize, and prioritize, potential impact risks spanning a wide range of impact dates, energies and probabilities.
Actual scale values less than -2 reflect events for which there are no likely consequences, while Palermo Scale values between -2 and 0 indicate situations that merit careful monitoring. Potential impacts with positive Palermo Scale values will generally indicate situations that merit some level of concern.
The scale compares the likelihood of the detected potential impact with the average risk posed by objects of the same size, or larger, over the years until the date of the potential impact. This average risk from random impacts is known as the background risk. For convenience the scale is logarithmic, so, for example, a Palermo Scale value of -2 indicates that the detected potential impact event is only 1% as likely as a random background event occurring in the intervening years, a value of zero indicates that the single event is just as threatening as the background hazard, and a value of +2 indicates an event that is 100 times more likely than a background impact by an object at least as large before the date of the potential impact in question. Confused yet?
The Torino Scale is designed to communicate to the public the risk associated with a future Earth approach by an asteroid or comet. This scale, which has integer values from 0 to 10, takes into consideration the predicted impact energy of the event, as well as its likelihood of actually happening (i.e., the event’s impact probability). The Palermo Scale is used by specialists in the field to quantify, in more detail, the level of concern warranted for a future potential impact possibility. Much of the utility of the Palermo Scale lies in its ability to carefully assess the risk posed by less threatening Torino Scale 0 events, which comprise nearly all of the potential impacts detected to date.
Therefore, because the Torino Scale produces almost exclusively, asteroids of a zero rating, the Palermo Scale was invented to try to categorize asteroid impact events which probably will not happen. The moral of the story is – even scientific scales can produce opportunities to create new scales to attach ones name to.

If you are a city dweller and, on occasion, travel out of the urban environment to a more rural area, you might be amazed to see bright lights in the sky not called “the moon”. These are called “stars” and, in most brightly lit urban environments, few stars can be seen in the night sky because of interference from background lighting. It is beautiful to gaze upon the heavens and see the Milky Way and the thousands of stars visible to the human eye under perfect dark sky conditions. How many stars can you see if the night sky is perfectly dark? The Yale Bright Star Catalog catalogs the “naked eye visible stars”, which they consider to be those with a magnitude of 6.5 or brighter at 9,110 stars. Of course you can’t see all 9,110 in any one place on Earth. Some are visible depending if you are in the northern or southern hemisphere and how many of those stars you can see will depend on where you are and how much light pollution there is. That’s where the Bortle Scale comes in.
The Bortle Dark-Sky Scale is a nine-level numeric scale that measures the night sky’s and stars’ brightness (naked-eye and stellar limiting magnitude) of a particular location. It quantifies the astronomical observability of celestial objects and the interference caused by light pollution and skyglow. John E. Bortle created the scale and published it in the February, 2001, edition of Sky & Telescope magazine, to help amateur astronomers compare the darkness of observing sites. The scale ranges from Class 1, the darkest skies available on Earth, through Class 9, inner-city skies. Class 1 dark skies are color coded black. A typical truly dark sky is rated a 2 and color coded grey. A typical rural sky with good visibility is rated 3 and color coded blue. A city rating of 8 or 9 is color coded white.
Here, on the east coast of the United States, one of the best night sky viewing areas is located in northern Pennsylvania, at the Cherry Springs State Park. Located away from, and above, most interfering urban light pollution, the Cherry Springs State park is one of the few places on the east coast where you can typically find excellent dark sky viewing conditions. If you wish to travel to the park, you can use a handy Internet site to judge the predicted weather and viewing conditions before you go. You can go here and see the Bortle Dark Sky Scale in action.

The Ulmer Scale is a list, created by veteran entertainment journalist James Ulmer, which is a 100-point method to quantify a star’s value to a film production, in terms of getting a movie financed and the cameras rolling. The Ulmer Scale also takes into account an actor’s history (box office successes vs. failures), versatility, professional demeanor, and ability and willingness to travel and promote movies. Will Smith led the top ten “A-listers” for the year 2009.
In popular usage outside the movie industry, an “A-list celebrity” simply refers to any person with an admired or desirable social status. In recent times, the term has given rise to any person, regardless of profession, in the limelight. Even socialites with popular press coverage have been termed as “A-list” celebrities. Similarly, less popular persons and current teen idols are referred to as “B-list.” The lowest ranking on the Ulmer Scale is a “C List”. An article on Entertainment Weekly describes a C-list celebrity as “that guy (or sometimes that girl), the easy-to-remember but hard-to-name character actor.”
Though the term “D-list” does not exist on the Ulmer Scale, it is often used to describe persons whose celebrity is so obscure that they are generally only known for appearances as so-called celebrities on reality television.

The progression of male pattern baldness is generally classified on the Hamilton-Norwood scale, which ranges from stages I to VII. This measurement scale was first introduced by Dr. James Hamilton in the 1950s, and later revised and updated by Dr. O’Tar Norwood in the 1970s. The progression of female pattern baldness is generally classified on the Ludwig scale, which ranges from stages I to III. One website rates different celebrities on the Hamilton-Norwood Scale. A few examples include:
Ben Affleck – II
Charlie Sheen – II-III
Bono – III
Prince William – III-IV
Nick Cave – IV
Paul Simon – V-VI
Phil Collins – VI
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In ufology, a close encounter is an event in which a person witnesses an unidentified flying object. This terminology and the system of classification behind it was started by astronomer and UFO researcher J. Allen Hynek, and was first suggested in his 1972 book, The UFO Experience: A Scientific Inquiry. The Hynek Scale introduced the first three kinds of encounters which Hynek believed could be supported using scientific rigor. Sightings more than 500 feet (160 m) from the witness are classified as “Daylight Discs,” “Nocturnal Lights,” or “Radar/Visual Reports.” Sightings within about 500 feet are subclassified as various types of “close encounter.” Hynek and others argued a claimed close encounter must occur within about 500 feet to greatly reduce or eliminate the possibility of misidentifying conventional aircraft or other known phenomena.
Hynek’s scale achieved contact with the general public when it informed elements of the 1977 film Close Encounters of the Third Kind, which is named after the third level of the scale. The Hynek Scale is close encounters of the:
First Kind – these are close (less than 500 feet) human encounters with aerial objects displaying attributes not thought possible by human technology.
Second Kind – Include those encounters where some physical evidence is left behind such as burned ground, heat or radiation, disturbance of animals, interruption of radio or mechanical equipment, etc.
Third Kind – An observation of what Hynek termed “animate beings” observed in association with a UFO sighting. Hynek deliberately chose the somewhat vague term “animate beings” to describe beings associated with UFOs without making any unfounded assumptions regarding the beings’ origins or nature. Hynek did not necessarily regard these beings as “extraterrestrials” or “aliens.” Additionally, Hynek further expressed discomfort with such reports, but felt a scientific obligation to include them, at the very least because they represented a sizable minority of claimed UFO encounters. Since Hynek’s original scale of three types of close encounters, four more levels of the scale have been added by others. Hynek would probably not have supported any of these as additions to his original scale, as they cannot be examined using the scientific method (Hynek was the first to use, and was a strong advocate for, the application of the scientific method to UFO study).
Fourth Kind – Human abduction
Fifth Kind – Human-initiated contact with aliens.
Sixth Kind – Death or injury caused by contact with aliens.
Seventh Kind – Mating between humans and aliens that creates a human/alien hybrid.

The Bristol Stool Scale, or Bristol Stool Chart, is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human feces into seven categories. Sometimes referred to in the UK as the “Meyers Scale”, it was developed by Heaton at the University of Bristol, and was first published in the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterology in 1997. The form of the stool depends on the time it spends in the colon.
The seven types of stool are:
Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid
Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the “ideal stools” especially the latter, as they are the easiest to defecate, and 5–7 tending towards diarrhea.




















Similar to a recent list on Cracked.
Haha yeah they did!
http://www.cracked.com/article_18701_5-insane-sci…
I noticed that too.
to be fair, only 1 and 8 are the same, but maybe the author got the idea from cracked
Didn't Cracked do a list just ike this a few days ago?
Yes it was exactly like it- except Cracked's list had five scales, this one had 10 and between the two there are only two scales the same. Also Cracked focused on the humour and this one focused on the facts.
So basically- just the name is a little bit the same.
Yeah I don't really see any plagiarism here. Their list may have given the writer here the idea, but many good ideas are inspired by others. VanOwensBody made this list his own.
but seriously…
"Wow! What a great idea! I'll do the same exact thing, but only copy two of them! And I won't even wait until the average Internetter has forgotten about the original, which takes about a week! I'm a genius."
Way to go, VanOwensBody.
But either way, 8 non-same ones. So that's 8 things you didn't know. Buck up.
Cool list !!!
Im gonna tape the Bristol stool scale to my toilet door so my guests can be educated during defecation ! I had a no.4 today!!!……"ideal
…..i know i kick ass at everything even crapping….. do i win something?
I like how this list goes: everything that starts with civilization ends with *****e
This list is brilliant I've learned so many new things.
There should be an official scale to measure female beauty; call it the Helen scale.
Helen of Troy: 1000
Natalie Portman: 900
Kerry Washington: 850
Kate Beckinsale: 800
Drew Barrymore: 500
Cameron Diaz: 20
Sarah Jessica Parker: 2 skiffs and a canoe
haha. i like this rating. where would Meryl Streep be?
she'd be 900….BC
As with chronology, we now say B.C.E. — Before the Cosmetic Era.
a piece of cardboard?
portman: 900 .. u got to be kiddin.. i wont give her even 9.. *****
Sarah Jessica Parker: 2 skiffs and a canoe u got to be kiddin.. i wouldn't bone her with balls balls on my birthday.. *****
*blue balls, *****!
Sarah Jessica Parker is easily the most unattractive woman (physcially and personality-wise) on the face of the earth. Can't remember where I heard it but she looks like a foot!
Sarah Jessica Parker has the most attractive face for a thoroughbred well-groomed mare.
horse face all the way
now as wicked witches go she's a 9 – i'd feel sorry for Mathew if wasn't a pussy whip
Family Guy. But I'm glad you see you are intelligent enough to come up with your own descriptions and terms. Oh, wait.
Family Guy
Petter complaining about something not allowed on tv:
“What? They let Sarah Jessica Parker’s face on tv and she looks like a foot”
Lol.
that really grinds my gear! haha
Helen of troy? -> http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/P…
Really!?
She looks like a man.. and not even a beautiful man.
haha she looks a bit like sarah jessica parker …..
if helen of troy is a 1000, then olivia wilde is a 1725
I used her because she is the origin of the scale; The face which launched a thousand ships"
PS: Helen of Troy is a fictional character.
were they fleeing her?
wouldn't you?
id never flee Sarah Jessica Parker , first you have to stake the heart and cut off the head , other wise she'll follow your like a dog…..
if you cut off the head, she becomes significantly less unattractive
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder… And at least I would put Christina Hendricks on that list!
@kimani: "Sarah Jessica Parker: 2 skiffs and a canoe"
so sandra bernhard is an oar, and courtney love is … what? …the rope you tie it to the dock with?
yeah reminded me of a list i read in cracked recently.
well, well, what do you know, I have been using the bristol rating to educate my close uneducated friends. My rating is almost completely same to this, although till now i didnt realize something like this existed. this is really amazing. next time when we're taking about the 7 inch stubborn piece of ***** that just wont get flushed, i know which rule to refer.
also, the only guy from this list i have ever heard about is Kinsey. Quite a pervert with a PhD in *****ology. Thats what I am.
well i did learn some new things today… shall not flush the toilet until i examined thee!!
One should always examine thine own scat – as an indication that your food consumption, digestion, and nutrient absorption is working properly.
Also you might discover a scatological wonder you could sell on eBay to some guy in Germany for big bucks.
or Mr Hankey
Well obviously you didn't because they aren't the same dip*****. You have to actually learn to read, pointing at the individual words doesn't count if you don't understand them.
Language please
Ok, I'm sorry. I would edit it but I am not getting the option at the moment.
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youre sweet, trin…..
i would have gone with "hell, no"……
or maybe something else a little worse, while
muttering about being an adult, or the fact the no one is required to read all this ***** or some such thing as that……..i do like your approach much *****ing better, though…..
can you post the link ?
Good work VanOwensBody. This is the kind of list that keeps me coming back to LV. The subject matter is interesting. The research seems thorough. I hope there is enough material for a follow-up…
… and you could start with the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, designed by an entomologist to rate the relative pain induced by the stings of various wasp, bee and ant species. The scale ranges from a paltry 1.0 to a sphincter-clenching 4.0. It actually makes for very amusing reading, especially as Schmidt attempts to draw parallels between the insect bites and other painful events, for instance:
1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant: A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.
2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue… (yes, these really are the words on the scale).
or this little humdinger, and rated the most painful of all:
4.0 Bullet Ant: Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel….
Ouch.
"rom a paltry 1.0 to a sphincter-clenching 4.0." – man this cracks me up
I was going to post, "… to a wincing 4.0.", but that just didn't have the oomph I was looking for.
Not speaking from experience, but I reckon if I was walking over flaming charcoal with a rusty nail in my foot… well, I'd be clenching just about everything, sphincter included… from tetanus if nothing else.
dude your ***** would look like a fish's mouth after you pull it out the water .
I kept hoping to find this scale as I read through the items… It´s hilarious, hot and smoky…
I wonder what a comment rating scale is called?:-)
The Brock/Bucslim Scale
A Brock = 1
A Bucslim = 10
ever heard of fear scale……….
How about the Scoville scale? A measure of how hot different types of peppers and things are. No heat at all is a zero (obviously)… at the other end, pure capsaicin is about 15,000,000. Pepper spray is around five million, tabasco sauce is only a few thousand or so. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale
Important to remember how widely peppers can vary though. Peppers grown without a suifficeient amount of water tend to be way hotter than others. The Thai pepper that only shows up as 50,000 units on the Scoville Scale may actually be 250,000 units. That can make for quite an unpleasant surprise.
Sorry to report that they are doing a lot of cross pollinating and seed selection to tone down capsicum levels in established species – I’m seeing jalapenos in stores that are almost square like a bell pepper –
the pussification of peppers
no.1 is very … interesting.
is it me or it sounds boring i mean scale scale scale
There is a Brock Scale for measuring stupidity of comments.
Zzzzing.
hahaha. Excellent.
Zzzzzzing? How original of you. I bet the 424 in your username represents your weight!
In Kgs.
Thanks for clarifying. Anything else you'd like to add?
not you, Billy, you're fine.
If that is the best retort you can come up with, I suggest you and brock make up a tag team and go play somewhere else.
i think joshi had been the buckethead listverse dick of the week runner up at least once,….. appears as if he's trying to keep armadillotron from being the fiirst repeat winner.
i thought i won that ***** twice?
i dont know — youre gonna have to ask buckethead…… i believe you were the inspiration for the award in the first place, and if i'm not mistaken, you were the first winner.
as for multiple victories, you really arent coming within a *****hair of repeating — its going to be a hard road for you — im the past few days, you have gotten much better — in fact, the other day when you called armadillotron a retard, you cemented a place out of the top 5, for the time being. not only was that funny as *****, but true, to boot.
again, consult buckethead — he's the official archiver/l.v.dickhead of the week historian.
armadillotron has been runner up so many times… I'm simply waiting for that one comment that absolutely concludes his "dickness" if that has not been proven enough.
about #2
6th-7th deg: does that mean that if you're not getting killed you're getting effed?
Cool list. Well researched and written. Thanks alot. Love lists like this. Keep em coming. D
I was born and raised in Houston and moved out to a very rural area of Texas about ten years ago. I'd never really known what I was missing w/ all that interference from background light and smog. The 1st night my wife and I stepped onto our back porch and looked up in the sky we were absolutely entranced.
It's why I think It's always better to be born and grow up in a small town, then move to the city.
I go on camping trips in Big Bend almost every year – spend the days in awe of the beauty – spend the nights in awe of the sky.
There’s a possibility it’s one of the few places in the USA that is a Bortle 1 – I believe it is.
I can proudly say that I come between 3 and 4 on the Kinsey scale. What's frustrating is that we've known for more than 50 years now that *****uality is not remotely a dichotomy yet still the common person only things in two degrees about *****uality. Ironically the common person is him or herself not exclusively gay or straight either as has been shown by many anonymous studies that most people aren't exclusively anything.
Are you a biped?
I am two-legged, yes.
I've haven't heard such blatant b.s. (not related to politics) in years!
People know instinctively where their *****ual orientation lies along the scale from an early age. That some, a minority, are comfortably bi*****ual, is true. However, the greatest majority of men and women can identify themselves as hetero or homo*****ual in early childhood. Hetero*****ual men who are simply (well, not so simply) cross-dressers, can also identify themselves, *****ually, in early childhood.
There is ambiguous about this, we definitely "aren't exclusively anything".
If you are counting the early adolescent tendency to explore other *****ual experiences, usually a one or two time thing done for the hormonal rush of the thing, then maybe…maybe…you have half a point. But you can no more count that as proof of bi*****uality as you can use the once or twice use of ***** at parties at around the same age as proof of rampant drug addiction.
Your argument is that of one desperately attempting to prove he is "normal" by making everyone one else conform to his actions and way of thinking.
Bad Wolf, Bad, Bad Wolf.
Um. I beg your pardon? I didn't realise I was desperately attempting to prove myself normal by doing anything. It's perfectly true bi*****uals only make up about 1.5% of men and 2.5% of women in the US making it a great minority. The anonymous survey I was talking about was of US college and university students, not of people of 'early adolescents',
You're right Good Wolf in that we all live on a scale of hetero-homo. But add to that the fact that we actively attempt to force people into *****ual stereotypes from the moment we emerge from the womb, and the situation can be very confusing. In some cases it can take many years for us to discover our true *****uality. And sometimes everyone around us can see exactly where we fall on the scale while we remain blind.
Im with segues on this one. We do know and we do “guess” what we’re into from the moment we reach puberty.
” that most people aren’t exclusively anything” what does that mean? Does it mean that if were to pick at random 9 women and 1 guy, then the maj of guys will find these 10 people about the same level of attractiveness? That there is a 1 chance out of 10 for me to end up with a dude? That most people will have a same ***** (for people that say are hetero) or oposite ***** (for people that say are homo) relationship?
Lets stop with all this mumbo-jumbo. Every person is unique, every one has his own special *****uality blah blah blah. Its rubbish.
Of course there are people on the 4 scale or 2 scale. I dont think that im a special dude (since you say most people are exclusive). But from a young age boys sense that girls are diff. And vice versa. From my own experience at a very young age 5-7 (not sure) we start playing with our own gender, we find girls to be “strange” afterwards we hit puberty and the rush of hormones. We want to have ***** and when things settle down we discover how amazing women are, how harmonious their body is, not necessary just lust but i could say “awe”. Most of guys dont find that in other guys.
Lets face it. Its nature. We have to breed. If it werent so, if “most people aren’t exclusively anything” they we wouldnt have survived as a species cuz unlike dogs or pigs our women dont give birth to multiple offsprings. The pregnancy is 9 months and the expectancy of life was very very short for thousands of years.
” many anonymous studies”…”anonymous survey I was talking about ” what was that motto: “out of many, one” ? Again one or two surveys isnt enough to say anything. Its just a guess at that point.
@jay: once in a while someone post a reply that has nothing to do with the main post. We were talking generality here not “some cases”. Some cases aint worth *****e.
I've read this same thread four times and I STILL can't see how Segues was able to make an argument of what Good Wolf said. I don't believe that *****uality is a choice. I believe that you are born that way. That being said, I obviously believe that from a certain age, you know what's going on with you. You may not realize the feelings you have are not what other people are experiencing, and you may be pressured into "fitting in", but all-in-all, you're born how you are … gay, straight, bi*****ual, whatever.
Very well done list VanOwensBody. Well written and researched.
I'm pretty sure that item 3, the Hamilton-Norwood scale, is going to offer little comfort to my prematurely balding son. The fact that he and Charlie Sheen share a place on the scale probably won't help much either. http://www.baldingcelebrities.com/search/label/Ch…
Last thing I read on the cretaceous-tertiary extinction blames it on meteorS. They've found a few new giant craters from around the same time period. It also helps to explain the excess iridium found at the boundary. (Some really smart guy did the math and discovered that there was too much to be explained by the Chicxulub asteroid).
Again, very cool list.
I'm kind of bummed Cracked posted a similar list. I worked on this list for a long time and tried to avoid scales that most people have heard of before (Scoville scale for measuring hotness of peppers, Richter scale for earthquakes, etc.). I added the piece about the Cherry Spring State Park in Pennsylvania because I have been there and wanted to share it with others. If you live on the east coast where light pollution ruins the night sky, and if you ever get a chance to visit this park, you will be amazed at what a true darky sky looks like. Beautiful. Anyway, hope you enjoyed it. And yes, there are many many other weird scales out there that could be used for a follow up list.
Don't worry- anybody who has actually read both lists knows they are completely different- the cracked one only has two of the same scales the one about poo and the one about gays which is not a surprise for cracked.
Thanks for the well written, well research list.
The Bortle Scale I was genuinly interested, it's not often there comes an item in a list that I go and do extra research on,
I love the night sky and anything to do with space and unfortunatly. I dont get many opportunities to experiance a truelly clear night sky so the last time I did which was several years ago when I was camping I didn't want to go to sleep, just wanted to observe out of fasination.
Interesting and well researched list.
Neat list…I liked the Bortle Scale. I had no idea someone had measured the sky.
I was just discussing the different types of night sky to my kid, too.
….and as far as number one (should have been number 2…pun) goes, someone had too much time on their hands. I wouldn't have liked to measure any of that…well…crap.
Cool list, VanOwensBody.
Also i like the Scoville Scale, measuring how hot chili is.
Did anyone mention the scale that Hubert Farnsworth invented to measure coolness?
The scale could be called Farnsworth Scale (made up) and it is divided in MegaFonzies.
Although there is still debate on how much power a single Fonzie generates.
Ok, that scale is not real but still a useful one
scoville is a favourite of mine. mostly because i'm highly familiar with it (from growing up partially in albuquerque, and living in the mohave desert the last 3 years) which is different from people here in biloxi/new orleans area —- who *think* tobasco is "hot sauce" (which comes in around 4,000) — but always looked surprised when i add some of my sovina habenaros in to make my own sauce (s.a.'a are at …what…500,000 give or take, i believe)…… i have normal habenaros on hand at all times — they come in at 275,000 iif im not mistaken……..
every other time i order from the hatch (new mexico) chili company, they call me to ask if i know what it is im ordering……. http://www.shop.hatchmexicanfood.com/main.sc
that is the site for the green chilis, theother peppers are on a different page…….
hatch green chilis are absolutely delicious, but not that hot…..(they rank around normal new mexican anaheim chilis, and tobasco sauce — 4,000 or so)…….
here is the treat, though———-
this place routinly carries the naga jolokia dried peppers and seeds: http://ushotstuff.com/worldshottestchile.htm
they do great with the customer service, and prices.
get some!
and dont ***** at me if you cant taste anything for 3 weeks, its right around 1,030,000, i think, but i dont see how it comes in over 999,999, personally.
Do you work for them? You sound like a *****ing salesman.
you must have run across some pretty *****ty salesmen in your life, if that sounds like a sales pitch to you……..
@oliveralbq :: I've wanted to write you forever on here and tell you that I visit Biloxi twice a month!! Great city … from the little bit I've seen.
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well, what were you waiting for, silly?
and why in the world would anyone come to biloxi every other week? its a cute little town, but it is *still* kindof screwey from kartina (if you were ever here prior to aug 2005, you know what im talking about.
Cracked.com did a list like this the other day. Are you running out of ideas so badly that you are poaching from other websites to keep your site running? Did you really think you could keep this up forever? The lists get worse by the day. If I were you, I would quit while I was ahead!
If I were you, I would quit thinking that we gave a ***** about what you have to say.
I guess it would be too much to ask for you to actually read the previous comments before you post your own ignorant one.
Excellent comment douche bag.
BucketHead. We got a prospect.
Someone may need to alert the authorities if someone is holding a gun to @bob 's head and making him read this site.
Did Kourtney and Klohe take the Kardeshev?
yes they did, but the whole family is off-scale.
The Kardeshev scale measures advanced civilisations. I don't think Kourtney and Khloe rate as an advanced civilization.
Kourtney and Khloe make the fornicating cannibal chimpanzees of the Congo look like the Tokyo stock exchange . I hate that family , they are a skid mark on society .
Thank you.
There isn't enough chlorine in the world to wash out my eyes after landing on whatever idiotic 'program' they had on and I accidentally watched a few minutes of it. I think it went something like this:
Hey that guy looks like Bruce Jenner if he was found emaciated on a desert island. ***** me, it IS Bruce Jenner . . . What the?!?! . . . where's my sleeping pills? GNAGHHHGGGfffph!!
These people make the Charlie Manson's family look like Ricky and Lucy.
It just makes me sad… Do you realize that there are a lot of people who watch it and LIKE it?! They now have spin offs because apparently some braindead section of society cannot get enough! It´s almost as bad as the Jersey Shore whatever show… Do people actually watch this crap??
I hate to admit that my secret ((not so much anymore)) obsession is Jersey Shore. I guess watching those train wrecks makes my life seem not so bad.
Interesting list. I thought the Bristol Stool scale only featured going number one or number two.
Yeah, so after I made my awesome KKK Komment with the two biggest tw*ts since Paris Hilton, but as I skimmed down the list I came across #1.
There's just some things you can't 'unread.' And far be it from me to not snicker and giggle at the poo-poo humor, I just don't think I need a rating scale for what comes out of our collective nether regions. I understand that this is why the internet was invented, that and seeing men take it in the privates over and over again, and maybe the 'don't taze me bro' guy, but a scale of consistency, color and other disgusting traits of my waste products?
Remember, a joke about poop, *****, turds, farts – that's funny. A description of poop isn't.
Yeah! you said it and i add up: Queef is no fun!
@TEX: "One should always examine thine own scat"
buc……remember last week when you were talking about eddie vedder scatting?
now, are these words related?
and…..before you think of a smart answer, like "gee, i wish there was a place where one could look this up"
— i checked, and both words are derived in some way from the word scatter — but i cant find a place that admits to a correlation. i would give up and say '***** it', but i will never get to the point where i learn all info on any subject from the internet, no matter how nifty it is.
on the way home from work, i heard 'yellow ledbetter', and thought, jesus, bucky is right on the scatting comment, this does sound like a lot of nonsense bull*****, and 19 min later, there's tex talking about ***** – and scat.
related at all, that you know of?
I don't know about all the scat references you're making, but the main point here is that I'm right about Eddie Vedder.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_equivalent_do…
i'm not sure how widely used this one is but interesting non the less
That was a cool read! Thanks!
Yesterday I took a beautiful number 2, acording to Bristol Stool Scale… XD
TMI, Gabriel, TMI.
The Muta Scale is a professional wrestling scale that measures the amount of blood spilled by one person in a match. 5.0 is the highest named after Japanese wrestler Great Muta. I understand if this isnt anyones cup of tea but it certainly is a strange scale.
do they really do the razor blade thing like in "the wrestler" ? That movie kicked serious ass….great score too .
I knew about the razor blade thing before watching that movie.
It’s done alright – I saw bruiser Broady do it live when he wrestled Kamala the cannibal years and years ago.
true story – Kamala started licking the blood off his hands and a women near me started screaming "HE'S DRINKIN THU BLOOD LORDY HE'S DRINKIN THU BLOOD" – she started to faint and three people had to grab her before she hit the floor.
Broadys forehead looked like a picket fence – he was murdered in a locker room by a Puerto Rican wrestler.
what actually happened to that dude? brody? i saw an interview with tony atlas who said all reports were bull***** (i guesss he was there — helped take the body to the ambulance?), and the p.rican guy did get aquitted, right? i was too young, and really dont remember much of that……
Nice list – well researched
Fictive scales are much better than real ones.
Like the teller to measure optimism. Joke was that it 1 teller is to big to measure normal day events so one would use pico tellers and nano tellers.
Other fictive units are meters or kelvin/celsius. Everybody knows that these are used in such fictional lands like europe, australia or asia, valhala.
Yes they do. Usually a corner of a razor in the athletic tape.
Very interesting list. I had only ever heard of the Torino scale.
just would like to comment on entry #9. The substance responsible for making people "cry" when slicing onions is propanethiol S oxide, pyruvic acid just adds to the pungency of onions.
Bristol Type7: ass *****ing
Wonder what Type "the machine gun" is?
I was reading the list just waiting for the bristol stool chart. So glad it made number 1!
When I first saw the title to this list I thought 'great, another list that I'll have no idea what's going on in'. But as soon as I read some of the first few types of scales I realized I knew about them, I just never thought of them specifically as 'scales'. I had never heard of the Forel-Ule Scale, which i find quite interesting, I'd like to find out how that one works! Great list, very unexpected!
The Hynek Scale was interesting. I didn’t know that there were categories four through seven. I have heard about the mating scenario but I didn’t know it was assigned a number. You learn something new everyday. Good job, Listverse.
BTW, whatever happened to Frederick Valentich?
Well actually the 4-7 is very unscientifical. But hey who said ufo studies are scientifical or want to use a scientific method.
2&3 are pretty unscientific too.
I'll leave the first in only if it refers to UFO – U= unidentified
A UFO hit my hood on the highway the other day and left a dent. it was flying and i couldn't identify it for sure – but i think it was a rock.
Well at least the guy tried to put some sense on some order into it without sounding like a complete nut-job. 2 would be probably the most extreme i agree. The rest are quite great for grading pranks or strange experiences.
"dude we were on the highway and mike just got a 7th from maybe a trans*****ual prostitute maybe a chick doing steroids. we just dont know"
thats a 7 on the hynek scale…………
and if mike is lucky, a 799 or above on the helen scale.
hell, even if its a 399 on the helen scale, it is better than a 3 on the kinsey scale
—–sucky thing? — this could have been avoided if he lived in a place either:
type iii on the kardashev scale, or 7-9 on the bortle scale.
—-non-sucky thing? good chance, with the right publicist, he could be a c on the ulmer scale after a couple reality tv appearances
now, if the kardashev rating and the ulmer rating wash out, there's still the thing about the ***** probe causing perpetual "1" rating on the bristol scale, but no matter…..his inside knowledge that a plus 3 on the palermo scale is imminent (and if the torino scale wasnt so damn confusing, he'd quit *****ting bricks (i mean…..he'd move away from a -1 on the bristol scale)).
dude—-tell your friend mike that all our thoughts are with him…….sounds like he's *****ed — like…proper *****ed — kinsey 5, and whatnot.
Number 1 was just….. eeewwwwwww…
And I knew about number 10, though it is kinda unusual (for now, at least), at least it was in tenth position and not higher
Anyway, nice list!
Stellarium = awesome
Re # 1:
"The kids in Bristol
are hot as a pistol
when they do The Bristol Stomp."
YUUUCCCKKK! Not only is that a horrible mental image, but now you're going to go around all day humming, "The Bristol Stomp."
AMEN….GRRRRRR
Excellent list! This list was a relief after that political list yesterday. Good job, VanOwensBody!
i once saw a book at B&N called "What's Your Poo Telling You?" complete with medical explanations as to why your shyt comes out the way it does. it describes two dozen types and shapes.
I can vouch for the effect of metro light on star visibility. When I moved here to the desert, I would get vertigo when I stepped out on the desert flooor at night. Who knew the sky actually touches the horizon and that it holds THAT many stars.
Also I had a strong feeling that I would be reading a lot of poo status reports here in the comments… thanks all who had some news… the commenters never disappoint. LOL
i hereby create the salma hayek scale of breast cleavage!
Good idea, ron. I suggest the unit of measurement be called the Parton. Salma Hayek gets 9.5 Partons.
One time I did type 7 3 times in a row….. never eating egg rolls again…
#11 – the bathroom scale.
this unusual scale appears to have the ability to turn my girlfriend into a crazy person. some of the features include — its whiteness — it is feline friendly (or at leant himalayan cat friendly — my firecat wont touck it) — and it has those little digital numbers, like my alarm clock. i understand more primitive versions have a little dial, kind of like the hangy up ones often seen in mortuaries (where human organs get measured) and grocery stores (where lemons and kiwis get weighed). those look like baskets.
the strange bathroom scale was invented as a money maker. coin operated scales, which covered 97% of all scales, would be a penny, since people often had pennys and weighing yourself was more of a novelty. the typical pay scale would bring in 50$ to 75$, if placed in a favourable place. in the 1940's, the mechanics for building the scales got extremely inexpensive, and the bathroom scale became an item most households had.
the one i have appears to be special, in that when my girlfriend steps on it, if the little numbers say 105, then she is fine. if the number is above 107, then she flips out, and says she is fat. this level of retardation is past what i am accustomed to dealing with. unfortunately, whatever it is that travels from the scale through her feet, and makes her think rediculous things, appears to be invisible. i have taken this apart, and cannot find a stupidity chip.
in the mean time, it is fine that she does this, knowing that she'll eat little, so she wont be above the horrid 107 mark for a week or so.
whatever this chip is, they desperately need to find the bizarro version, and place them in cars, as people over the age of 65 often display the level of stupidity that teenage girls can sometimes exhibit.
)oh, and if anyone thinks im being hardass-ed, she is 5'5" so the "im fat" nonsense is extremely boneheaded.
Dude if you are a 2-3 on hamilton norwood scale then you can say you dont need the aggravation.
If you are a 6 and not phil collins, there’s nothing i can do.
Id she is a c or d on the victoria scale (how come no one mentioned the aa-a-b-c-d-dd) there’s nothing i can do but say lucky bastard
she's a c — im prince william
According to front page of Wikipedia right now, there is the Tanner scale:
"Dr. James Mourilyan Tanner developed a scale to measure *****ual maturation, based on size of the genitals and the quantity of pubic hair."
There is a correlation between it and the Ron Jeremy scale.
Study much that last scale?
So quite often when you do a No 2, you actually do a No 3?
No. You do a *type* 3
and now the world knows it ………..
I like this. Very much.
Good list thanks.
Nice to know that if destruction is heading our way from space that we can at least measure it using a scale. http://www.blackwatertown.wordpress.com
Genuinely interesting read, thanks! How would somebody go about submitting a new scale or rating system? Is there a scientific board somewhere that approve different scales? Or does each science/speciality decide their own? Might be interesting to give it a go!
Nice and so interesting posts.
I thought this list was going to be a bit boring. I was wrong, it was very interesting. Unlike this comment.
ROTFLMFAO on #1!
that was posted today. they are copying this list