Vampires have haunted literature, art and folklore since the dawn of mankind. Stories of vampirism can be traced as far back as biblical times, with Lilith the first rumored vampire. The term vampire did not become an everyday superstition, and fear, until the 17th and 18th centuries in Europe. Was the belief in vampires considered some type of mass hysteria, since numerous countries all had their own form of blood suckers, from the Russian Vurdalak to the Romanian Strigoi? Or are there other explanations for the myths?

Staking a vampire through the heart has been the most popularized method of extermination. Many different countries show references to driving a stake through the heart as well using specific woods to get the job done. Certain types of wood have tied symbolism to Christianity, such as Ash, Blackthorne, Maple, Hawthrone, Buckthorne and Aspen. A stake was driven through the chest cavity to ensure deflation of a bloated corpse, so it would be deflated before its transformation into a revenant was complete. Groans were reported to escape the “vampire’s” mouth when the chest was either pushed on or staked. Gasses trapped in the stomach, intestines and esophagus escaped and pressed against the vocal chords when the pressure of staking was applied.

In Romanian folklore it was thought that a bat, insect or other flying creature that passed over a corpse, could turn it into a revenant (a corpse that returns from the grave). In fact, bats are much like vampires. They are nocturnal, some species drink blood, and they have an acute sense of hearing and smell. The discovery of blood drinking bats only exacerbated the vampire myth.

When suspicion of vampirism fled though an area, it was not uncommon for the towns people to exhume the corpses of their loved ones to check for the tell tale signs of a vampire in the grave. Normally, a vampire’s corpse appeared fresh (not far into decomposition), the cheeks were reported to be full and rosy, the lips and mouth were red, from what appeared to be fresh blood, and the hair and fingernails of the corpse appeared as if they had continued growing. With a basic knowledge of decomposition these signs can be explained. The lack of fresh air and substantially lower temperature of the Earth below can, for lack of a better word, refrigerate a corpse therefore slowing down outer signs of decomposition.
In the case of bloated corpses, blood would be pushed to the surface of the skin, causing rosy cheeks, red lips and even blood in the mouth. When oxygen hits blood, it binds itself to the hemoglobin, causing the shape and appearance of blood to change. Because of the constant temperature and conditions of being underground, it would take longer for blood to dry up and no longer have a bright red appearance.
Hair and fingernails have the appearance of growth after death, but that’s just at first glance. When the body expires, the loss of moisture in the skin causes it to recede giving the fingernails and hair the appearance of growth.

Those who were vampires were thought to have longer than usual eye teeth. Porphyria, also called the Vampire’s disease, is a recessive genetic disease that is characterized by too little hemoglobin being produced in the blood. This disease is said to have happened as a result of European nobility intermarrying. Skin complications of Porphyria include, but are not limited to, photosensitivity, skin blisters, skin itching, skin swelling, hair growth abnormalities (which can explain myths of lycanthropy), skin pigment changes, deterioration of the lips and nose, and receding tissues of the gums and lips. The appearance of someone whose lips and gums have receded would be a gruesome and frightening sight, indeed, making the eye teeth stand out. In most European countries if a child was born with teeth it was considered to be a vampire.

Another telltale sign of a vampire was a lack of reflection in mirrors. Mirrors have always held relevance in folklore when associated with death. It was common superstition in Bulgaria, that if a corpse’s reflection was shown in a mirror, or if mirrors were not covered in the presence of a corpse, then there was an increased likelihood another death would occur. It was also customary for a corpse to be removed from a house through a window, and never through a front door, as to discourage the corpse of a loved one from returning to the home to claim another family member. It was also thought that those who suffered from Porphyria abandoned mirrors from their lives because they did not wish to see their ghastly and ghoulish appearance.

Porphyria appears to be the prior missing tie in the myth of vampires blistering and burning in the sunlight. The bodies of those with Porphyria lack the function of being able to effectively repair their skin cells from UV ray damage.

Garlic holds classic symbolism in vampire folklore. But why garlic? Again, Porphyria is the culprit to this age old myth. Garlic contains chemicals that exacerbates the symptoms of the disease, and causes those with it to avoid it at all costs. Imagine having severe allergies and walking into a field of dust, flowers, and weeds.

Why blood? If a vampire is already dead then what purpose would ingesting blood have on a corpse? Although that part of the myth is left up to the imagination, blood consumption is, none the less, the ultimate telltale sign of a vampire. Porphyria rears its ugly head again. Because a symptom of the disease is a deficiency of hemoglobin in the blood, it was a common practice for those with the illness to drink large quantities of fresh blood in hopes that drinking it would provide the same effect as someone who takes a supplement to meet their daily requirement for a vitamin. Although the afflicted at the time most likely did not know the details of their disease but rather just assumed their illness was from “bad blood” so to speak.




















I SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT
I dig the sarcasm.
Good idea, daxel. We'd have fun with that. "Movie Buffy or TV Buffy?" Which incidentally, was a question for the question jar on an episode of CornerGas.<i/>
Good list but a couple of problems here:
1 – The first person to associate vampires with bats in legends or literature was actually Bram Stoker. This was after the discovery of the so-called "vampire bat". There is no evidence that bats were associated specifically with vampires in Eastern Europe.
2 – Not all vampires drink blood. The Chinese versions of vampires ("hopping ghosts") suck the breath out of a victim's body. Bulgarian vampires eat manure (and suck it up through their one nostril, weirdly enough!). Porphyria doesn't really explain why vampires drink blood – the best explanation is that "the blood is the life" (as is the breath) and mythological beasts usually attacked and sucked the life essence out of a person. This doesn't really make sense for the Bulgarian vampires, though
And click on this – it's f-ing funny and takes the ***** out of Twilight something savage.
http://clever-*****.blogspot.com/2010/06/2010-vam…
I´m guessing the Bulgarian vampires aren´t really anything to be scared about… Sucking up poop though your nostril? I almost feel sorry for these poor, loser vampires… Sheesh, even Edward Cullen is more of a badass than these freaks!
Thanks, Sweeper. It's nice to see some of the older vampire legends get a little ink. (No, vampire editors do not suck ink.)
Porphyria can cause the urine to turn blood-red. People believe they are losing all their blood. THeblood drinking is an effort at replacement.
The Chinese have all sorts of revenants in their legends. . Which ones you want to call vampires is up to you. Actually, the same goes for all those strange creatures in European folklore. Not only did different countries have different legends; some small areas had legends which differ markedly from areas only a few miles away.
I guess individual vampires were as unpredictable as humans.
Blackula!!! one of my favorite vampire movies EVER… so freaking funny!!!
it's too bad about the garlic though… i love garlic!!
Just because something brings you money doesn't make it right. If it did, arms dealers would be our heroes instead of the monstrous, scum-sucking leeches we all know and love.
Why did we watch the movie? Same reason we voted for Bush. We THOUGHT it'd be better.
Rveryone wants to complain about Twilight and Stephanie meyers making the vampires sparkle, well she is now a millionaire due to her books. If you can do any better and make as much as her then write your own damn book. And if you got a problem with the movie why the hell did you watch it!?!
my girlfriend made me.
now jay, as much enjoyment as i have had reading your comments on this list… monstrous scum sucking leeches? i resent that… my last name happens to be leach. all in good fun though =P
also, i dislike capitilization, and love dots… dots is a new addition to the conversation.. but i love the chupucabra crap as well.
brock seems to be the average 12 yearold whom we all probably have cussed out on halo before for being such a… well.. 12 yearold.
twilight sucks. those who dont agree… look at what it did to hot topic, a once almost respectable music store that went downhill with twilight and now sells beaver fever garbage.
good list though, it elaborated on the *MORE WELL KNOWN MYTHS* and was only meant to be a short summary… not a detailed bio of vampyre history.. so of course it is not goign to cover all the small stuff that some of you liked to complain over… most of which was hollywood, not myths.
and seriously…. the pics of werewoves for a vampyre list is rather a big turnoff.
I hate to break it to everyone, but there are a couple of serious mistakes on this list.
#8: Stake through the heart – the GI system (ie stomach and intestines) connects to the mouth ABOVE the vocal cords. Only gasses coming from the lungs can pass via the vocal cords. And, in order to make a sound, there needs to be partial contraction of vocal cord muscles…..any gas passing without that resistance doesn't make a noise.
#6: Fresh Corpses – For anyone who has ever worked with dead bodies, even refrigerated ones, you'll know that gravity pulls blood down. Even if it were true that bloated corpses push blood to the exterior, it would all still pool at the most gravity dependent areas. As for that "picking up oxygen" to become rosy, that's assuming that there is still come cellular function left to buffer the hemoglobin.
#2: Aversion to Garlic – Nowhere in the diagnostic manual does it say that garlic worsens porphyria.
As for porphyria in general and vampires, here is a good link to The Straight Dope: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1321/did…
Just thought I'd mention.
The picture for Number Six is actually the start of a Werewolf transformation on a BBC Three programme called Being Human.. just wanted to mention it's kind of incorrect. Also that Werewolf's name is George.
I'd just like to point out that the picture used to illustrate number 6 is actually of a character called George (played by Russell Tovey) in the British drama "Being Human". George is a warewolf, and the picture actually depicts him transforming into the latter. There is also a vampire in the series (Mitchell, played by Aiden Turner), although his appearance doesn't really change.
Other than that, great list!
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umm i hate to tell you but vampires arent real….therefore everything about them is a myth
All of those are fake except the fangs and a little of the blood. Vampires only drink blood for one reason ENERGY. They do not drink it for food or anything else its how they get their energy. Now they do have fangs but you may not relize it. It is said that vampires have 2 very sharp teeth called fangs but this is a myth. All of their teeth are pointy not just 2. It helps them open up the skin to get blood so they can have energy. Those are the only myths that are real the rest are just made up for entertainment.
The myth about vampires being imortal are just myths. They are NOT immortal they just live longer than others. Also the myth that they dont age is also just a myth they do age and grow up. That helps keep the exsistints of vampires a secret. Those myths are just for entertainment there are only a select few that are correct
Hello, I am doing some research and would like to pose a question. Would you know at what point in time and by whose order, the theroy that grew into a myth, that if one holds up a crucifix in front of a vampire that said vampire would not attack? I am assuming that this would be a “Catholic”theroy. If one held a crucifix to ward off a vampire, would then any religious symbol do, that is if it a persons own belief in that symbol or faith?
thank you,
Very interesting, great list!
All of this noncense is just stuped .This is stuped because if I held up some garlic
to my face ,nothing will happen.Also because I sleep purfectly in my own bed not in some stuped coffin.
well what about crucifixes, and vampires going into a church. Here’s the facts on that:
1) Vampyres is how it’s truly spelled
2) they can go into churches
3) most Vamp.s can touch and stare at crucifixes
4) they don’t sparkle in the sunlight
cool things ! exept that vampires nowadyas became much stronger and need much big stuff to exterminate them !
you know some people like fudge and theors enjoy licorice but no one compares them to eachother .why is that oh yeah CAUSE THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT from each other. But they are both great in their own way. the question i have for you is ..HAVE YOU READ THE BOOKS? because to be fair the books are much better than the movies but i wouldnt call them a waste of film thats just harsh. make sure you have done your research before concluding your decision on such a harch comment. True blood lover its hot and twilight saga enjoyer, its romantic, eachone needs romance in their life, luckly most of mine happens between the sheets lol.btrueshannon
Thanks for the good writeup. It if truth be told was a entertainment account it. Glance advanced to far brought agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate?
LOl my name came up as toilet seat, hahahaha my bad