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Published on July 2, 2009 by Elizabeth Kelly
There is no state song that's any good, really. There's probably not one person in the United States who actually loves their state song, much less that could actually sing their state's official song. The typical ones are loaded up with words like fertile and...
Published on June 12, 2009 by cdnnknght
It's Friday! So today we have a fun list. There have been some gory horror films throughout time, but one thing they all have in common is a lack of survival instinct. Here are some tips to aid the characters in surviving an impending slaughter and being part of...
Published on May 20, 2009 by Xanthius
It seems that many of the recent lists on Listverse have been quite serious - which is not a bad thing, but sometimes we all need to take a break and look at something fun. So, I have scoured the Internet and put together a list of 15 very funny examples of...
Published on May 16, 2009 by RandomPrecision
Professional Athletes are not always known for their intelligence. Many are not especially articulate... okay, most of them are not known to be articulate. This is a list of the top 15 people who made us laugh, either by being completely clueless, stating the...
Published on May 12, 2009 by Alex Padron
Smooth, suave, sexy and self-assured. Are you ready for a very exciting and rewarding social life as a sugardaddy? Here are our tips on how to be a desirable sugardaddy – the sugardaddy women love and adore.
Published on March 10, 2009 by oouchan
There are 31 days in March - and a weird and wacky holiday for every one of those days! Well, you all knew it...Americans are truly weird. We have some of the most outrageous holidays for each day of the year!
Published on February 20, 2009
Ten of the funniest comments to appear on the List Universe - courtesy of the forums.
Published on November 8, 2008
Children's toys used to be very simple, quite easy to play with, not at all noisy, and often prohibitively expensive – meaning many kids had to do without.
Published on October 16, 2008
A great selection of humorous jokes relating to finance and specifically the credit crunch.
Published on September 16, 2008
20 of the best internet memes and phenomena - you have to love them.
Published on August 18, 2008
Are you tired of the boring day to day aspects of life? Do you want something new and exciting? Then these are the ten places you want to live. They are all places that have come from fiction and each one has a special something to make life interesting and...
Published on August 7, 2008
This is a pretty lighthearted list of tips for making a clean and safe getaway from police pursuits, learnt from years of watching police chases on TV. Even if you don’t usually root for the fleeing vehicle when you’re watching a police chase video, you might...
Published on May 4, 2008
Do you ever get the overwhelming urge to run your own country? Do you ever feel that everyone else is a fool and only you, and you alone, know what is good for the world? Ever feel the need to erect lots of statues of yourself? If you answer yes to any of these...
Published on April 25, 2008
Within the overpopulated world of Viral videos, a unique breed of shorts stands out of the landscape like a magnificent Mount Fuji of awesomeness. Japanese show videos are the cream of the crop in hilarious, amazing, and all-out wacky scenes caught on camera...
Published on March 23, 2008
If you have friends with kids and you wish they would stop inviting you to visit, just pick up an item or two from the following list the next time a gift-giving occasion rolls around.
Published on March 16, 2008
Do you have a child with a birthday coming up? Then let me strongly recommend that you not buy them one of the dolls on this list. From superstars of music to politicians, this is a list of the worst dolls ever - and I really do mean ever...
Published on March 15, 2008
[WARNING] This list contains adult images of plants and vegetation - discretion is recommended. Another Saturday has arrived so I can finally post this list of x-rated plants that has been sitting in my inbox for a couple of weeks. Many thanks to...
Published on March 6, 2008
When I was a kid I really wanted to become a Mad Scientist. Frankenstein (the patron saint of the Mad Scientist) had Electrical and Biological toys. So here is a shopping list for both. Visit the links and dream of the best la-bora-tory ever. I’m sure that...
Published on February 28, 2008
[WARNING: Items on this list contain language that may offend] This list follows on from our previous 10 Great Parodies list. The clips here are all hilarious and even though some may be...
Published on February 11, 2008
[WARNING: This list contains language and images that may offend] We all know the standard gifts people give for Saint Valentine's Day - but what if you are in a relationship with someone you don't like? What if you want to break up? Or what if...
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