Most men have probably had a fantasy or two about pulling off a “once in a lifetime” kind of heist worth millions. Fortunately, most of us are sane enough not to let it get further than a thought. Below are a few men who were not. The only criteria for entry on this list is that they must have gotten away with it, at least temporarily. Anyone caught in the act does not qualify for this list. Whether it be cash, jewels, art or anything else worth big bucks, you can bet there is someone, somewhere, planning on stealing it. All values are in US$ or UK£, which bear in mind, are worth more than US dollars. I have roughly adjusted for inflation of some of the older robberies to show where they compare to some of the modern monster hauls. Incredibly, no one was killed during any of the below robberies (as far as I can tell), the mark of true professionals. Feel free to add any others I may have missed in the comments section. This list was originally sent in as a top 20, but it has been broken up due to the size of the items – the second installment will appear in the future.
Four armed men entered the upmarket jewelry store (“Jeweler to the Stars”) shortly before closing time, 3 of whom were dressed in wigs and women’s clothing. After cleaning out the display cases, they forced staff to loot the storage area, as the millions worth of jewels in the display cases just wasn’t enough for these guys. They cleaned the place out, without firing a shot. Harry Winston stock fell 9% the next day after word of the robbery got out. The store had been robbed the previous year, where thieves netted 10 million euros worth of jewels. One would think that perhaps it would be cheaper hiring some armed guards than getting robbed on a yearly basis. 25 people have since been arrested for the crime, aged 22 to 67. Good to see there is no age discrimination among thieves.
80% of the world’s uncut diamonds go through Antwerp, and don’t thieves know it! The city has seen its fair share of heists, but this one was incredible in both dollar value and the method with which it was executed. This haul was so large that the thieves literally couldn’t carry all their booty out of the vault, but still managed to empty an impressive 123 of 189 deposit boxes. Leonardo Notarbartolo, a 30 year career thief, was the leader of this stylish gang. The robbery was years in the making, with at least 4 people involved. They had rented office space in the building 3 years earlier, where Leonardo posed as an Italian diamond merchant to gain trust and credibility. He set up meetings and did small deals, no one ever suspecting a thing. When it was finally time to move, they inserted fake tapes into the security cameras to cover their movements. The vault was protected by 10 layers of security, including infrared heat detectors, Doppler radar, a magnetic field, a seismic sensor, and a lock with 100 million possible combinations. The robbery was called the heist of the century, and even now the police can’t explain exactly how it was done. Notarbartolo was caught after one of his accomplices failed to burn a garbage bag of evidence. The $100 million worth of gems has never been found and Notarbartolo is currently serving a 10 year sentence. Interestingly, Notarbartolo has claimed that a Jewish diamond merchant hired them for the heist and that they actually only stole roughly $20 million worth, with many of the deposit boxes already lying empty. He believes that he and his gang were used as part of a huge insurance fraud. Police have denied this possibility. To read his version of events, outlining how they did it, go here.
Whilst $30 million may not seem like much compared to the other monsters on this list, bear in mind that this occurred back in 1972. By today’s standards, it would be worth more than $100 million. At the time, it was a world record amount. A group of 7 men from Ohio, led by Amil Dinsio, broke into a branch of the United California Bank in Laguna Niguel, California, and looted the safe deposit vault. Due to the nature of safe deposit boxes and their undeclared contents, only an estimate is possible. They were eventually apprehended by the FBI. One of the men involved, Phil Christopher, has written an account of the robbery in the book Superthief. I couldn’t dig up too much information on this robbery, as even the FBI website does not have an account of the robbery or investigation, so if anyone wishes to add more information in the comments, feel free.
This haul is the largest diamond heist in history. $118 million is the estimate, as many of the stones were uncut, which make them much harder to value (and trace.) Whilst many of the other robberies on this list involve elegant planning and flawless execution, this was more akin to a smash and grab. 2 weeks prior to the robbery, 4 men stole a KLM cargo truck and KLM uniforms to divert suspicion until the last moment, so that they could move around the secure areas of the airport unhindered. (KLM is a major Dutch airline.) On February 25th, the thieves drove right up to a KLM truck that was carrying a large haul of uncut diamonds intended for delivery to Antwerp. In full view of many witnesses, they ordered the drivers out at gun-point and simply got in the truck and drove it away. Due to the fact that they knew exactly which truck to target, police suspect an inside job. It was the second time in 6 months that the airport terminal had been breached. Several men have been arrested in connection to the robbery.
The 1970s saw the rise of the PLO, a terrorist group led by Yasser Arafat, whose aim was to carve out a homeland for the Palestinian people. They were at war. And wars cost money. Lots of it. Lebanon was in the midst of a civil war, and amid the chaos, a group associated with the PLO broke into a dozen banks, the largest of which was the British Bank of the Middle East. The group made off with a staggering £25 million worth of gold, jewels, stocks and currency, valued at much more than $100 million in today’s money. The group blasted the wall of the bank that was shared with the Catholic Church next door. With the assistance of Corsican locksmiths, they opened the vault and plundered the contents over the course of 2 days. Some of the stocks were later sold back to their owners.
Valerio Viccei migrated to the UK from Italy in 1986, where he was wanted for over 50 armed robberies. He decided to continue his successful trade in his new homeland, where he and an accomplice entered the Knightsbridge Safe Deposit Centre and asked to rent a Safe Deposit Box. After being led into the vault, they subdued the manager and the guards. Valerio hung a sign outside stating that the Deposit was temporarily closed to deter more customers, and then went about letting in more accomplices. The gang then plundered the safe deposit boxes at will and netted an estimated £60 million, which translates approximately into a whopping $174 million in today’s money. The police were not alerted until an hour after the robbery, giving the team plenty of time to flee the scene. Valerio fled to Latin America whilst his accomplices were arrested, then foolishly returned to England sometime later to retrieve his beloved Ferrari, where he was subsequently caught. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison. One would think that with the better part of $174 million, you would just buy another Ferrari. Or two. He was killed in 2000 while on day release in Italy, as a result of a gunfight with police.
Employees of the Dar Es Salaam bank showed up to work one morning to find that the doors were unlocked, the vault open, and all the money was gone. It is believed that 3 guards at the bank made off with a staggering $282 million in this whopping haul. Yes, more than a quarter of a billion dollars! That’s more money than the entire economies of some small countries. It is unclear why the bank had such a large amount of cash on hand, but it was all in US currency. It is suspected that the guards had the assistance of militias, to avoid detection at security checkpoints around Baghdad, as having a lazy $282 million in the boot of your car might raise suspicions. No one has been brought to justice for this brazen crime and none of the money has been recovered. The robbery received surprisingly little media coverage.
Number 3 on our list is also considered the biggest art heist in history. Two men dressed as police officers convinced 2 inexperienced security guards at the Gardner Museum that they were responding to a disturbance. Contrary to museum policy, the 2 guards let the “officers” into the premises, where they quickly learned that they had been duped after being handcuffed by the men in the basement. Amazingly, the 2 men managed to do this despite having no visible weapons whatsoever. The men spent the next 81 minutes calmly selecting 12 pieces of art with a combined value of over $300 million, and this was 20 years ago. Among the paintings stolen were 3 Rembrandt’s and a Vermeer. The two then took the surveillance tapes and departed, never to be heard from again, though in 1994 an offer was made to return the paintings for $2.6 million and immunity from prosecution, but the writer was never heard from again. The men appear to possibly be amateurs, as they made no effort to avoid damaging the paintings and left even more valuable works behind. The case has never been solved and there is a $5 million reward for any information pertaining to the return of the artworks. Also, authorities have announced that they will not prosecute anyone who has the paintings and offers to return them. More on the details of this interesting robbery can be read here.
John Goddard was a 58 year old messenger working for broker Sheppards, who was mugged whilst carrying a briefcase on a quiet London side street. However, the contents of that briefcase contained £292 million in bearer bonds. Goddard was delivering Bank of England Treasury bills from banks and building societies. Due to the nature of bearer bonds, whoever is carrying them is deemed the owner. They are as good as cash. He was held at knifepoint, whilst his assailant made off with 301 Treasury bills, most valued at £1 million each. Keith Cheeseman was arrested in connection to the crime and received a 6 and a half year sentence. Police believe that the mugging was carried out by Patrick Thomas, but he was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head before he could be charged. All but 2 of the bonds were recovered after police and the FBI infiltrated the gang responsible. It’s amazing that the second largest robbery in history was carried out by a low level thief brandishing only a knife on an insignificant back street.
Some robberies require careful planning. Others use brute force. But the largest in history was as simple was it was effective. Saddam Hussein treated Iraq as his own personal fiefdom, so it’s no surprise that he would feel that the Central Bank of Iraq was his personal bank account. The day before Coalition forces began bombing Iraq, he sent his son Qusay to make a withdrawal on his behalf with a handwritten note. Qusay oversaw the withdrawal of boxes stuffed with $100 bills in a five-hour operation which netted the dictator about $1 billion in US dollars. It didn’t get him very far, as he was caught sometime later hiding in a hole in the ground whilst his son was killed by US forces. Approximately $650 million was later found by US troops hidden in the walls of one of his palace’s, though the remaining $350 million has never been recovered and is considered lost.
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December 1st, 2009 at 1:34 am
Wow fantastic list this is one of my most favorite subjects TY please more like this or similar crimes.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:34 am
Amazing!
December 1st, 2009 at 1:40 am
More lists like this please.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:42 am
I love a good heist movie, and this list about actual incidents is very refreshing. Thank-you Iakhovas.
Item #4 leaves itself quite open to the musings of the conspiracy minded.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:43 am
where’s Ferdinand Marcos?
.. Nice List!
December 1st, 2009 at 1:45 am
In the intro instead of ‘weather it be’,it should be’whether it be’
December 1st, 2009 at 1:47 am
but of course everyone understands what is intended,just a suggestion there.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:50 am
That’s a lot of money. Any tips? XD
December 1st, 2009 at 1:57 am
Any of these made into a movie?
December 1st, 2009 at 1:58 am
This must be a record for the most times a poster has used the word “whilst”.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:31 am
Great list!
December 1st, 2009 at 2:32 am
How about the Bernard Madoff scam?
December 1st, 2009 at 2:39 am
Damn impressive and very entertaining. This might sound insensitive and in poor taste, but I don’t get why would-be rapists and murderers don’t just try bank robbery. Think about it – you get shit-all time for making off with hundreds of millions of dollars (compare that to rape or murder) and with all their hard earned dosh they’d have all of the bitches and riches that money could buy. Screw getting 25 years for popping off a stranger when you could buy a small country and only get 5 or 6! (Ofcourse, i know this is embellished up the ying yang hence why everyone’s not breaking down their local bank doors). ha.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:44 am
great, now i wanna rob a bank.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
No Ronnie Biggs and the Great Train Robbers?
December 1st, 2009 at 3:19 am
yeh
where’s marcos?
December 1st, 2009 at 3:35 am
Funnily, Oceans Thirteen just started on the TV when I started reading…
December 1st, 2009 at 3:38 am
another one would be
the robbery in dubai
at wafi mall.
it was told, that they copied the plan from a hollywood movie.
the car came into the mall. and they took all the stuff, and ran away within 1/2 mins.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:40 am
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime/armed-robbers-raid-wafi-jewellery-store-1.49756
December 1st, 2009 at 3:41 am
“Trying hards” in this site is quite alarming
December 1st, 2009 at 3:50 am
I think eyspire was mentally handicapped!
December 1st, 2009 at 3:51 am
Didn’t Yasser Arafat win a noble peace prize? So this list ties to some old lists that had a lot of controversy….
December 1st, 2009 at 4:18 am
I saw The Bank Job recently and was expecting to see “Lloyds” on this list somewhere. Clearly it was one of the more brilliant hiests, just not one of the most lucrative ones.
Maybe that would be good for a related list, ‘top 10 ingenious heists’.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:18 am
Too bad madoff wasnt in the spirit of this list. But i do think he’s the daddy of ‘em all.
@jfrater: what about them sub stories?? People want to know:p
December 1st, 2009 at 4:18 am
I can’t read or talk about ‘heists’ any more without thinking of the film ‘Man On Wire’. What a movie, amazing. Nice list by the way.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:25 am
Anyone who likes this list should watch the movie Inside Man!!
Great list by the way!!
December 1st, 2009 at 4:26 am
@ZedroZ (26):
Oh man, one of my favourite movies! Good call.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:28 am
I’m sorry but draw between Ali Funeka vs Joan Guzman should totally be rank 11 : p
December 1st, 2009 at 4:48 am
brinks matt?
thieves thought they were getting £3 mil in cash but ended up with £26 mil in gold.
its said that if you bought gold jewelry in the UK within a couple of years of the robbery, its almost definitely from the robbery.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brinks_Matt
December 1st, 2009 at 4:49 am
Perfect timing! I’m currently watching Ocean’s 13… Listverse psychic mucho?
December 1st, 2009 at 4:57 am
@ Eyspire (13) – so wrong yet so true! Lol. Great list x
December 1st, 2009 at 5:07 am
I think the worst robbery ever is the Maguindanao Massacre in the Philippines. . .
57 people got robbed with their lives. . .
December 1st, 2009 at 5:12 am
Oh goodness, picture #4 is so… Sexy! Lol
December 1st, 2009 at 5:28 am
I liked this list. I knew of only 2 of these previously one being the Boston robbery. That one was neat since it was so simple. Entertainment for sure.
Nice list, Iakhovas.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:41 am
Nice list… I doubt if I’ve got the skills to even formulate a plan to do something like this…. hahaha
December 1st, 2009 at 5:45 am
Its a shame the $99m Securitas depot robbery didn’t make in on the list.
Behind the $1bn Baghdad one, its actually the second biggest CASH robbery of all time.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:56 am
@Arsnl (24): hahahaahah what about those sub stories what about those sub stories..JF muz be pullin’ his hairs off listening to your comment in every list
@jfrater: Hey,what about those submarine stories?
December 1st, 2009 at 6:05 am
Most of the uses of whilst on this list are wrong, too. Many of them should be while, instead.
December 1st, 2009 at 6:19 am
I’m glad to see a list that doesn’t run up how wonderful Obama is or try to make some stupid political point.
More like this.
December 1st, 2009 at 6:21 am
Thanks Iakhovas! I feel a little sorry for Notarbartolo of the Antwerp heist. He spends years planning the perfect crime, told it’s impossible but manages to pull it off, and gets busted because some nitwit freaks out and dumps a garbage bag of evidence instead of burning it! I’d be sooooo mad!
There are sub stories?!?! Where?
December 1st, 2009 at 6:23 am
In my city the govt. turns on the streetlights during the daytime and without fail, switches them off as soon as the sun sets.
So I can say there’s daylight robbery here everyday.
Talk of bank robberies…
Great list minus the spellings and grammar.
December 1st, 2009 at 6:31 am
Bernie Madoff didn’t rob anybody. Greedy investors got sucked in, even though there was plenty of evidence over the years to show his investments were a scam. Most of the so called “lost’ money never was. All those people crying were actually living off fake money for years and got what they deserved.
December 1st, 2009 at 6:31 am
1st place should go to the world bank
December 1st, 2009 at 6:33 am
Incredibly interesting list – good job!
December 1st, 2009 at 6:35 am
Great list! Well-researched and well-written. Nice work.
December 1st, 2009 at 6:50 am
Maryland: Robbers Mistaken Funeral Home for Bank : http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/suspects-rob-bank-funeral-home-113009
LOL
December 1st, 2009 at 6:54 am
Excellent list. George Clooney did it. Obviously.
December 1st, 2009 at 7:03 am
What about the Lufthansa Heist? Granted it didnt pull in as much money but it inspired the book “Wiseguys” which in turn inspired the movie “Goodfellas”
December 1st, 2009 at 7:06 am
Can you please clarify how US$ are worth more than US dollars? That line in the intro paragraph is very confusing; I must be missing something.
December 1st, 2009 at 7:10 am
how on earth does iraq have so much money to rob??
December 1st, 2009 at 7:20 am
Oh, nevermind. I get it now. It’s still early in the morning
December 1st, 2009 at 7:32 am
@a (38):
Whilst and while mean exactly the same thing.
December 1st, 2009 at 7:41 am
This was such a great list! I´m always excited when a list means I get to spend the entire day not working while I look into the various items.
I saw a movie a little while back with Demi Moore where she was working in a diamond firm and manages to pull off a mayor heist…? Anyone remember?
December 1st, 2009 at 7:48 am
Great list, Iakhovas. Informative and interesting.
December 1st, 2009 at 7:52 am
No Banco Central do Brasil?
REally?!
December 1st, 2009 at 8:49 am
@Carole (42):Lets admit it. We are all greedy and if your best friend tells you that he knows this really wonderful guy. A real family man that runs a fund and gives great returns on your investment im sure you’ll go in. Dont tell me that for all these millions of years we’ve been fighting for survival that we just forgot about greed. It is a skill that helps maybe just as much as compasion or empathy. Lets stop all the bs about ohh greed is the root of all evil. Its not. Am i convincing anyone:-p. Oh and im also tired of this “they got what they deserved” way of thinking too. We dont live by the hammurabi code anymore the last time ive checked. And about the guy’s method. Well they way he covered it up and the sheer size and complexity. Its mind blowing. Now on paper it may seem like an obvious fraud but smart people did invest their money.
@BravehisTickle (37): well i dont know. Im just using the old shawshank method. Im not trying
to troll over here:-p. I hope people get that. Im just geniunly interrested
December 1st, 2009 at 9:18 am
This list is an excellent example of the promise and potential of Listverse. The topic is interesting to a wide audience. The entries are well-researched and well-written, with commentary appropriate to the subject matter. Resources and links are provided for readers to continue on, if they so desire.
The same could be accomplished whether or not a list centered on politics or religion or wars or abortion. Of course you’ll always have the 10% fringe on the far ends of any issue; there’s simply no hope for those poor folks. But the other 80% enjoy solid writing about any topic.
Thanks for an interesting list.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:28 am
Wow, there is a bright green square shaped banner at the top that tells me I win! Yes, the “bright” green color melted my eyes, but who cares, I won !
PS: It doesn’t tell me what I win, but I win !
December 1st, 2009 at 10:14 am
I get the meaning and idea behind the list. Really I do. And yes its a pretty damn good list. However if u wanna kind of maybe stretch it and say BIGGEST robbery ever then it should be mentioned that an entire country of people were robbed. So much so that an entire civilization of people were nearly wiped out over countless needless wars and forced relocations. That civilization is the Native Americans and they were robbed of something worth way more than any amount of money. They were slaughtered,their land was taken,and those doing it brought with them disease and forced their god and religious beliefs on them. Any and everything you can think of was taken from them. Centuries of Native American art,history and pure heritage were wiped out in nearly the blink of an eye. Certain languages,gone. Just for the colonization of a savage nation in order to save the heathen savages and take advantage of the lands resources all in order to make a profit. That my friends is the greatest,biggest heist ever. Period. Like I said the list was a good one. Well written and full of cool facts. I am in no way meaning to disrespect the list or its author. I just wanted to add a little something that MAY help some people think bout a few things that they may have never considered. Sorry so long and thanks for the time. Oh yeah! Randall I haven’t forgot about you dude. You are an awesome contributor to this site and I sincerely apologize for offending you in anyway if I did so. Not kissing ya ass just coming at you like a man. Peace man!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 10:14 am
@get a clue (57): sorry dude maybe i didnt get ur point but what do the other 10% do/ are like?? My bad if im wrong
December 1st, 2009 at 10:30 am
@Randell # 60 yesterday I have 2 Prof. (friends ) working on this the other pal of mine is a evolutionary biologist
They have promised anwers in a day or two will write if you are intested will forward on.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:43 am
No. 1 is simply unbelievebly !Great list !!!1
December 1st, 2009 at 10:45 am
@undaunted warrior (61):
Wait… what? Are you talking about the crab question? From the other thread?
Sure, if so. Let me know.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:52 am
it is fabled that Mussolini, when captured trying to escape, was trying to smuggle the so-called “tesoro di dongo” that someone said was about 600 milions liras (of 1945!!)
December 1st, 2009 at 11:16 am
There has been a series of robberies where I live where the robber walks into the bank, demands money, shows weapon, gets money, and just walks away. No get away car, nothing. One bank was even across from the police station! It’s been over a year since the first and he hasn’t been caught yet. Even the FBI has been called in to help.
I don’t think he takes a lot each time(maybe a few hundred or a grand,)but he is startin to become something of a folk hero in in the area.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:44 am
One amongst us works at the North Carolina University at Wilmington. And he is my sworn enemy.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:45 am
I think the Northern Bank robbery in Northern Ireland is worth a mention. £26 million was stolen by who many believe was the IRA in December 2004. It caused a big storm over here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Bank_robbery
Great list BTW
December 1st, 2009 at 11:58 am
I like this list
It’s well written and it’s on a cool subject.
Does anyone thing the Spanish raiding of the aztecs could be considered a heist , cause if it can it would be up there.
Does anyone think they can give a estimate on the value of the treasures taken from Emperor Neros’ palace in Rome?
December 1st, 2009 at 12:04 pm
arsnl (60),
Perhaps if you took the time to state your question in understandable English I could respond. I have no idea what you’re saying. This isn’t twitter or texting.
December 1st, 2009 at 12:12 pm
@Eyspire (13):
Lol, so so so true.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@get a clue (69): well let me put it this way: 10+80=90. 90 isnt 100. 100 is a whole. U left something out from your calculations. Its just a math question;)
December 1st, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I find it very strange that Saddam will withdraw a billion dollars and then hide it in his palace. If he thought he will lose he would probably have sent it somewhere safely away or if he thought he would win he would keep the money in the bank.
Surely this must be some made up story to justify the war by making Saddam look like a very bad guy.
But otherwise great list. It would be cool thought if we could inflation adjust all the robberies so that we can get it into todays values. Will be interesting to see the biggest of all time then.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:11 pm
@Eyspire (13): Normally I ignore comments that are so far out there that they can’t possibly be true, but your comment is so unbelievable that I had to reply.
First, what a lovely sentiment when you say, “all of the bitches and riches that money could buy.” Mom must be so proud. BTW, you may want to read up on the motivation of rapists. It may surprise you to learn that it’s not as much about sex, as it’s about humiliation, control, and violence against the victims.
@Arsnl (56): You say you’re not being a troll when you post the same comment every day, but if you’d like to, instead you can send jfrater an email and ask him your question directly. That way if you want to you can post about other stuff and the rest of us don’t have to be bored with the repitition. Just go to the “About” tab at the top of any list and look for the heading, “Contact.” Click on “Jfrater” and you’re good to go.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@Moonbeam (73): well thank you thats nice of you. Ill try that way too and see if it works:). Thank you also for reading my comments. Its very thoughtful of you. I never read comments i just browse. I always put in “@ jfrater:….” that means im directing my message explicitly to him. If people are talking at a party i guess you dont go about and ask everybody: ” hey what are you people talking about?”. But im just being an arse now sorry. its so easy to be that way on the net. Im really not trying to piss off people. I also hate talking more about why i post something than the thing that i post.
December 1st, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Thank you, Arsnl. 10% fringe on either side = 20% + 80% in the middle = 100%. Glad we cleared that up.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
@get a clue (75):well thanks. it was a bit ambiguous and i did think of the fringe as a whole( kinda like associating the edge of a plane to a “north pole” of a sphere to get really technical); not separated in 2. A bit off putting that such an interresting list doesnt generate more talk. Mea culpa for concentrating on numbers from you comment in what may seem as a trollish behaviour. I guess peole talk more if you make a list with abortion and how much everybody hates america mixed in.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I just need one more minute to hack into the mainframe. I’m in Friendster, they re-routed me to Friendster. Where’s the van..? The van was supposed to be here!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
My mom and I have a game we love to play… It´s called “What would you do if you won $100 million.”
It´s so much fun to imagine my brother´s faces as I gave them each their own home, car, and trust fund for their kids´ education. There would also be retirement funds for the parents. Then I´d finish paying off/decorating my home (I have a beautiful ocean-view apartment so I´d never move), buy new cars for me and my husband, do a little shopping, do a little investing… And lots of travel.
Now, what would you all do?
December 1st, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Sorry grammar error
I was asking if anyone here thinks that the spanish raiding the aztecs could be called a heist?
December 1st, 2009 at 2:38 pm
@GTT (78):
As much cocaine, whisky and hookers as could be crammed into one month. Then I would die.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:40 pm
@uninsane (79):
No.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Number 4 has written CIA SPECIAL OPS all over it.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@GTT (78): id buy myself a small submarine so i wouldnt need any stories:))
@Woyzeck (80): so if you get high how would you know the hookers arent ripping you off. People trust hookers to much these days
December 1st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
@GTT (78): Pay off family’s bills, then my best friend’s bills. Give my home to a deserving family and then go traveling. Places to visit (in order): Japan, Australia, Italy, New Zealand, Germany and Scotland.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:01 pm
@joey papoey (72):
As if thousands poisoned killed or tortured was not enough
December 1st, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Really upsetting that so many American dollars fell unaccounted into the hands of Iraqis, as it is very possible that his money will be used to buy guns and IED’s to kill others.
Also, I had totally forgotten about the Gardner Museum robbery in Boston, MA. What a tragedy that priceless works of arts such as those that were stolen many never be seen again by the public. But really, what is the point of stealing art? It just takes away from the betterment of humanity and there is nothing to be gained from it, as it will be extremely difficult to sell.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@Eyspire (13):
Because the FBI is RELENTLESS. They will not stop until they catch you. And, most of the time, they will.
December 1st, 2009 at 3:29 pm
I am wondering about the orthodox Jews in photo no 9. Wikipedia mentions that Antwerp has a large orthodox Jewish community, but I couldn’t find any connection between them and the diamond trade, or with that robbery in particular. Did Iakhovas or Jamie choose that photo and why?
December 1st, 2009 at 3:35 pm
@oouchan (84): Yeah, I would do a lot of travelling too… My list (in order): Australia, New Zealand, Thailand, Cambodia, Greece, Egypt, India. I´d probably also do a complete (and luxurious) rerun of Europe… No more hostels!
December 1st, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Eyspire (13)-a lot of murderers murder because they get off on it. They get pleasure out of the act of torture and killing. And most rapists aren’t after sex. Rape is usually an act of power. This is why murderers/rapists would not be satisfied robbing a bank.
As for the list-not to side with the robbers, but I agree Harry Winston is freaking stupid not to have guards after being hit twice in two years. Everybody knows that store is full of crazy-expensive jewellery because every time there’s another bloated Hollywood awards show we all hear about how so-and-so celebrity is wearing $$$$$$ jewelery from Harry Winston. I’ve read that HW sends armed guards to celebrities’ houses when they loan them the jewellery, so why on earth not put some of those guards in the store too?
December 1st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
A listverse classic. Great list
December 1st, 2009 at 5:06 pm
great list
December 1st, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Thanks for the Kudos on the list everyone. FYI, a lot of the robberies that people are mentioning that should have been here were part of this list, as it was originally a top 20, but Jamie has broken it into 2 lists with the next installment to come soon, hopefully.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:28 pm
@astraya (88):
No, I didn’t pick any of the photos, though I was under the impression that Orthodox jews have strong connections to the diamond trade…. Could be wrong though. Notarbartolo claimed that a Jewish diamond merchant hired him for the job.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:53 pm
@Iakhovas (94):
I think that’s the Hassidic Jews.
December 1st, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@GTT (78): $100 Million!!
how much is tht??
Ah well, i would by my own helicopter and do a world tour in tht helicopter, i always wanted my own helicopter, hell YEAH!!
Helicopters are so royal
Nice list btw..
I once saw a movie whr three blind men rob a bank successfully, but eventually get caught tho (sad..).
Good movie, but i think its been made from a real life story, does any1 know a heist like this?
December 1st, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Two on the list from Iraq.
What a fitting commentary on that fiasco.
December 1st, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Maybe someone can do a list on the Ten Largest Submarine Robberies in History and then maybe Arsnl can SHUTTHEFUCKUP.
Seriously dude. My first ever comment on the site after over a year of visiting and it’s because of your repetitive whining.
December 1st, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Have ANY of these list writers ever heard of Strunk & White?
I didn’t think so.
December 1st, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Great list! The figures are mostly all correct (I ws probably looking at the inflated figures).
#1 seems sort of iffy since it was a government figure, compared to the others.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:02 pm
This list is a ripe off from Askmen.com it might not be in the same order but the robberies are the same.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Nice, well written and entertaining list Iakhovas.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Neat list
December 1st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
There was this real incident where 3 robbers looted a bank of an enormous sum. They had such a tough time concealing it that the desperados left an astronomical tip in a hotel raised eyebrows ,aroused suspicion and finally led to their arrest.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:30 pm
yea.. well… i found a $20 bill in my car once
December 1st, 2009 at 10:50 pm
@@Eoz (49):
With regard to the sentence in the introduction, the line states:
“All values are in US$ or UK£, which bear in mind, are worth more than US dollars.”
which the list poster meant that the UK pound are worth more than the dollar.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:36 pm
@Yawning or Snarling (98): C’mon don’t get nasty,it’s not as if he is posting it 2-3 times in a list..only 1 per list,you can pass that.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:39 pm
@smokingfrog (96): Yea I too watched a similar movie..it was a bollywood movie called ‘aankhen’(eyes)
December 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 am
One can easily make a list on ‘bank robbery movies’.
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:36 am
yes, i know, so scream, no sympathy for their criminality
December 2nd, 2009 at 6:50 am
1 billion
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what could you possibly do with that money ?
buy your own island …. and pay the medics for staying young and healthy
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:55 am
Wonderful and notorious documentary.I’m sure The 1 billion robbed in Iraq would hve been used in Terrorist Activities.
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:40 am
i am the one who made off with those paintings!
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:36 am
I co-wrote a book about the Antwerp Diamond Heist (Flawless:
Inside the Largest Diamond Heist in History) that is coming out this February. It’s available for pre-order on Amazon: http://bit.ly/IoLZX or visit the book’s website at http://www.FlawlessBook.com
Police and prosecutors estimated that as much as 400 million euros was stolen from the Antwerp Diamond Center. That’s around $432 million at the time of the heist and $600 million today.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
These lists are so much more interesting and enjoyable than the ones created simply to stir controversy. More like them need to be published.
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:38 pm
This is nice…where’s the President of the Philippines? Maybe you may want to consider posting…
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:57 pm
nice list, sure beats oceans 11, 12 and 13
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:51 am
@Tryclyde (115):
Ya gotta have a little contraversy though
December 3rd, 2009 at 8:52 am
The PLO isn’t anymore a terrorist group than the CIA.
December 5th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
#1 – money hidden in the walls is not US $100 bills.
December 5th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
funny, most people (if they found $100 million) would give it away to family & friends. I most certainly would. I need about 1 million to be very comfortable – would give 99 million to everyone i know.
December 6th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
The California robbery is detailed on a good episode of the program “Masterminds” which shows up on Court TV (or TruTV) now. The robbery was pretty elaborate. They bored in through the roof after an extended stakeout. They used the whole weekend to break into the boxes and then used a mirror to make sure the roof was not compromised between trips.
They were caught after police traced a fingerprint in the safehouse they used. Everything was wiped clean but they forgot to use the dishwasher and a dirty glass had the print. The episode has a lot more detail on the plot. Maybe there is a torrent floating around somewhere.
December 7th, 2009 at 7:27 am
Astounding as to the amounts involved and the extent of devellish courage to which thieves can go.
December 8th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
number 9 totally could have been written and directed by Guy Ritchie
December 9th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
On what basis you framed PLO as being a terrorist group while its purpose was the liberation of the Palestinian people from the Israeli invasion?!!!
January 19th, 2010 at 8:08 am
Don’t forget the banking bailout of 2008. The counter on that one is still spinning well into the trillions!!
Of course the origins of that robbery go back to 1913 with the creation of the federal reserve. A 97 year old ongoing robbery of the millennium.