Following the popularity of our optical illusions lists (20 Amazing Optical Illusions, and Another 10 Amazing Optical Illusions), we have put together an amazing array of sound illusions (auditory illusions). In these illusions, your mind is tricked in to thinking it is hearing something when, in fact, it is not. To get the most out of this list you should have a set of stereo headphones and a stereo sound system. Unless otherwise noted (before each audio file), you should listen to these sounds with your stereo. Laptop speakers are not suitable for most of these illusions.

This illusion was discovered by Diana Deutsch, and is an example of our brains “grouping” similar notes together. Two major scales are played: one ascending, one descending. However, the notes alternate from ear to ear – for instance, the right ear hears the first note of one scale, and then the second note of the other.
There are several ways in which people perceive these sounds, but the most common is to group the high and low notes together. Rather than hearing the two scales, people hear a descending and re-ascending melody in one ear, and an ascending and descending melody in the other. In other words, the brain reassigns some of the notes to a different ear in order to make a coherent melody. Right-handed people tend to hear the high melody in the right ear, and the low one in the left, while left-handers show a more diverse response. You can read more about this illusion here.
NOTE: Listen through stereo headphones, or stereo separated loudspeakers, best placed some distance apart.

Some pieces of music consist of high-speed arpeggios or other repeating patterns, which change only subtly. If they’re played fast enough, the brain picks up on the occasional notes that change, and links them together to form a melody. The melody disappears if the piece is played slowly.
Compare these recordings of Christian Sinding’s Frühlingsrauschen (“Rustle of Spring”). At the higher speed, the changing notes linger in your perception long enough to be linked into a melody, but at the lower speeds they’re too widely separated. (original recording: www.classicalmidi.co.uk / Slow recording courtesy of Karle-Philip Zamor).

This is a recording of Shepard’s paradox synthesized by Jean-Claude Risset. Pairs of chords sound as if they are advancing up the scale, but in fact the starting pair of chords is the same as the finishing pair. If you loop this sample seamlessly then it should be impossible to tell where the sample begins and ends.

This is a recording of a paradox where bells sound as if they are falling through space. As they fall their pitch seems to be getting lower, but in fact the pitch gets higher. If you loop this sample you will clearly see the pitch jump back down when the sample repeats. This reveals that the start pitch is obviously much lower than the finishing pitch.

This recording is subtle. A drum beat sounds as if it is quickening in tempo, but the starting tempo is the same as this finishing tempo. Listen carefully.

This is a demonstration of the stereo effect. Listening to it, you feel as though you are in a barber’s chair, with the barber moving around you, clipping away at your hair. As the barber “moves” to your right, the volume increases slightly in the right channel and decreases in the left. Similarly, increases in the volume of sound from the clippers give the impression that he is bringing them closer and closer to each ear. The illusion demonstrates our ability to locate sounds in space; by comparing the inputs to the two ears, we can work out where a sound is coming from.
NOTE: Listen through stereo headphones.

This, like the barbershop above, is another stereo illusion. In this illusion a man shakes a matchbox all around your body and lights matches occasionally.
NOTE: Listen through stereo headphones.

This illusion was also discovered by Diana Deutsch. In this recording, some people hear the two notes going from low to high, while others hear them going from high to low. The is a good one to listen to in a group so you can compare notes afterwards. The notes being played are called the tritone – it falls exactly in the middle of a standard musical scale. This note was once considered to be evil and was not used in music until modern times. You can read more about this here
Wait! Do not play the clip above until you have read this text. When you play this clip for the first time, play it with your eyes closed. Listen to what the man is saying. Now, play it again with your eyes open. Do you hear BA-BA, GA-GA, or DA-DA? Most adults (98%) think they are hearing “DA” – a so called “fused response” – where the “D” is a result of an audio-visual illusion. In reality you are hearing the sound “BA”, while you are seeing the lip movements “GA”.

This illusion was first demonstrated by Diana Deutsch at the University of California, San Diego. The recording features overlapping sequences of repeating words or phrases, located in different regions of stereo space. As you listen to it, you’ll start to pick out specific phrases. However, none of the phrases are really there. Your brain is constructing them, in a bid to make sense of a meaningless noise. Indeed, you may find that the phrases you hear are related to what’s on your mind – for example, people who are dieting often hear phrases associated with food. This can be a very eerie experience.
NOTE: Listen through stereo separated loudspeakers, best placed some distance apart.

This is a sound that can only be heard by people under 20 (some over 20 can hear it but not many) – it is a sine wave at 18,000 Hz (by comparison, a dog whistle sounds at 16,000 – 22,000 HZ – meaning your dog can hear this “under 20s” sound as well). This sound is used by some teenagers as a ring tone on their mobile phone so that only they (and others of their age group) can tell when the phone is ringing. It is also occasionally used in England to play very loud in areas that authorities don’t want teens to congregate in, as the noise annoys them. As people get older they lose the ability to hear higher pitched sounds – that is the reason that only young people can hear this sound – it is too high for most people over the age of 20.
Some audio sourced from Diana Deutsch’s Audio Illusions
















1 dangorironhide
February 29th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Great list! The peice of music for #9 is brilliant. #10 is pretty funny actually, I keep trying but I can’t follow a scale all the way! #7 is pretty funny as well, it does sound like they are getting lower and falling away, but about half way through I realised it was actually getting higher!
3+4 seem too much the same to be 2 different entries I think. I can hear the note for the bonus entry! My hearing is fucked from too many loud band practises so I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to
2 aldi
February 29th, 2008 at 7:27 am
coool!
3 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 7:29 am
dangor: I was tempted to not put the matchbox on but I liked it so much I thought it deserved a place anyway
As for the bonus note – I can’t hear it
4 Randy
February 29th, 2008 at 7:30 am
I need a metronome for # 6.
5 Randy
February 29th, 2008 at 7:31 am
dang
6 W Tom
February 29th, 2008 at 7:31 am
The matchbox one was the one I had heard before. I am glad I got a new haircut though. That was nice of them to do it for free.
7 dangorironhide
February 29th, 2008 at 7:31 am
I agree the matchbox one is pretty damn cool. It’s wierd how they can make it seem like theres a difference between it being above and below you, as well as being in front or behind. It’s wierd how they can do all that with just two speakers
8 islanderbst
February 29th, 2008 at 7:40 am
#1 is freaky. It was saying ‘oh well no man’!
and i heard the bonus, and im 35! yeah me
9 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 7:40 am
BTW, on the phantom voices – you can make it say what you want by listening hard for certain words – then they start to match the words and then you can make a whole phrase.
10 Randy
February 29th, 2008 at 7:41 am
I am 36 years old and I can hear the tone in the bonus. I am around teenagers often and they have played this on their cell phones and I can always hear it.
11 Randy
February 29th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Great list!
12 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Randy: heh – I don’t know whether to say I am sorry for you or happy for you
islanderbst: you don’t even want to KNOW what it told me to do! I am not listening to that again – EVER.
13 dangorironhide
February 29th, 2008 at 7:46 am
I played the bonus to a guy in the office who’s maybe 40-50 & he could hear it fine.
14 Ruairi
February 29th, 2008 at 7:48 am
does number 9′s pic use powertab? I love powertab!
15 ian
February 29th, 2008 at 7:49 am
for number 1 i seriously heard the phrase “no where” the ENTIRE time
i have no idea what that has to do with what i was thinking about at the time hahah
anyone else only hear that?
16 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 7:53 am
dangorironhide: wow
17 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 7:54 am
ian: I heard no where too – then I heard murder, meltdown, no where, no way, then meltdown again
18 islanderbst
February 29th, 2008 at 7:56 am
jfrater, lol! maybe we should all try #1 under the influence, that could be muy creepy
19 ian
February 29th, 2008 at 8:00 am
oh i forgot to mention this but, the virtual barber had freaking out haha
if i was high or on pills i would lovvve to listen to this lol
20 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 8:02 am
islanderbst: I am scared if I do it might convince me to do things I shouldn’t!!!!
21 SocialButterfly
February 29th, 2008 at 8:03 am
That is a pretty sweet list Jamie. With # 4, I turned around to see if someone was there! #2 is very strange for me because even though I heard him say BA BA originally and very distinctly all I could hear was DA DA.
For #1 I heard 3 phrases: No Way, Right Now, and Rainbow. At first they were random when I heard them but then I started thinking about each word and it would change specifically to that phrase. Fascinating.
I could not hear the bonus (I’m 27) but my coworker who is 22 asked me to turn down my speakers because “that noise” was bothering her!
22 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 8:10 am
SocialButterfly: It is really interesting how different people react to number 1 – it is by far my favorite (hence being in position 1)
23 RMags
February 29th, 2008 at 8:10 am
The Virtual Barber Shop was by far the coolest thing ever. I closed my eyes and it took about a minute but then I felt like I was there and that this creepy dude was standing next to me whispering in my ear.
And that Phantom Words one, well at first I kept hearing “no way no way no way” and then i could change it back and forth to say “maybe maybe no way no way maybe maybe” all i had to do was think the words.
And I couldn’t hear the bonus and I’m 19, ahhh damn. My music’s too loud.
24 Rob
February 29th, 2008 at 8:13 am
This is why people love your site Jamie. Fresh, original, thought provoking. Absolutely amazing! Thank you…if the four Heinekens didn’t jump start my day, this did. Wow….
25 SlickWilly
February 29th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Haha…for #1, I heard: “Melville” and “No Bill.” Maybe I’m thinking about Moby Dick, and how I don’t want to pay the cable company.
26 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Rob: thanks
I appreciate that comment a lot. Also, have a beer for me! I will be joining you in an hour or two
27 stevenh
February 29th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Hey Jamie:
Thanks for doing this list!
I was looking for the barbershop as an MP3. Glad that you found it.
(what no TOTH?:) )
28 Shabab
February 29th, 2008 at 8:25 am
My 50yr old mom could thoroughly hear the ‘under 20s sound’…it doesnt work
29 DanOhh
February 29th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Left off the List:
The effect I get when my wife tells me to take out the trash.
She say, “Take out the trash!” and all I hear is a series of faint clicks and whistles.
30 angryray
February 29th, 2008 at 8:28 am
#2 is very strange, when I close my eyes to listen, it sound like BA, no mistaking it. But when I watch it, it sounds like DA. #1 sounds like loose weight, milk ring, no way. And the bonus one im confused by. Im 25 and can hear it clear as day. But the last time I had my hearing checked they said it was better than perfect. I think the frequiency that a television tube puts out is higher than that, I can hear that. Can anyone else?
31 Magnolia
February 29th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Crazy awesome! I could get the paradox to switch from high-low to low-high, but I couldn’t hear the under-20 sound even though I’m not twenty yet. Dang.
32 SocialButterfly
February 29th, 2008 at 8:32 am
jfrater: You could almost use #1 as a Freudian slip…
33 goof_ball
February 29th, 2008 at 8:36 am
I can hear the last one
34 Shabab
February 29th, 2008 at 8:37 am
angryray: absolutely, i can tell if the tv is on or off, standing outside my apartment door
35 islanderbst
February 29th, 2008 at 8:37 am
for more info on the bonus sound, search wikipedia for ‘teen buzz’. notablely it says some speakers may produce distortion and that is what you may be hearing
36 Mom424
February 29th, 2008 at 8:39 am
This is so f’ing cool that I am reduced to profanity. Wonderful list, well done!
I hear no way, no brain(my 16 year old is in the room), bueno, no bread, (geez could I be broke?)
I can actually “feel” the barber..this is so fascinating
gonna do ‘em again
Jfrater; I’m left handed(and I have neat hand-writing) but leaning towards ambidextrous, I eat , bat, golf, throw etc right handed (and I’m pretty good at sports),I hear #10 both ways,it changes, same with #3
37 Mom424
February 29th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Oh, and I have way too good hi frequency hearing, that noise is plenty audible to me
(I’m 45)
38 Shabab
February 29th, 2008 at 8:41 am
i mean from the sound of the tube ofcourse (not the tv speaker hehe)
39 Angie
February 29th, 2008 at 8:47 am
I’m 27 and I could hear the bonus! /o/
Mind over matter, I wonder? *laughs*
The barbershop clip was awesome, too.
40 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Mom424: that is really interesting! (The ambidextrous thing) – how weird that it has an effect on our hearing perception!
41 stevenh
February 29th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Tested the bonus on 4 people here at work.
The only one who could hear anything was 22.
I made lots of people feel old just now
42 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 8:52 am
SocialButterfly: that is what I am afraid of!!
DanOhh: hahaha
43 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 8:53 am
stevenh: heheh – that is how I felt when I failed to hear it!
I was thinking of putting the brown note on the list as well – but I left it off because it is an urban legend. It would have been interesting anyway.
44 romerozombie
February 29th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Listen to this song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ncSlPGnuOss
Then read the following: Think you can hear a voice but can’t quite make out the words? Well, there is no voice! It’s a computer maniulated to sound like a human voice! Well *I* thought it was cool…
45 romerozombie
February 29th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Mom424; Did you know women are naturally able to hear higher frequency sounds than men? Evolution made women that way so they can hear high pitched sounds like the cring of a baby at night.
46 Simone
February 29th, 2008 at 9:07 am
THis is probally my favorite, the last one is freaky as shit.
47 chershey
February 29th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Leave it to Adam in a Quailman costume on Mythbusters to disprove the brown note!
48 Simone
February 29th, 2008 at 9:09 am
I heard,”dont go”.
49 Me
February 29th, 2008 at 9:14 am
WOW the barber one freaked me out so much i kept looking behind me and stuff and when he puts the bag over i freaked out so much great list
50 Eric
February 29th, 2008 at 9:15 am
im 19 and listened to the bonus and heard it. the creepy thing was though that no matter how much i turned up or down my speakers, it didnt seem to affect the noise at all. i wonder how that can be
51 ppitstop77
February 29th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Great list. With #1 I only heard ‘when,when,when’ all the way through it, probably ‘cos I was thinking when am I going to here something. Also I’m 30 and I didn’t here the bonus one but my 10yr old son did. He thought the stereo had broken.
52 stevenh
February 29th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Jamie, Re: the brown note… This was ‘tested’ by the Myth Busters and it was de-bunked.
Also, most (all?) PC speakers can not generate frequencies below 20Hz (the lower limit of most human hearing, and of course, most subwoofers) where this phonomena takes place, so you would have been safe.
On the other hand, why take the chance?
53 Shabab
February 29th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Comment #28: Scratch that. i played it on my phone speakers….after playing it on my pc speakers she claimed i was messing with her coz she cudnt hear anything…it works
!!! but cant use it on my phone
54 corinthian0430
February 29th, 2008 at 9:22 am
#1… i keep hearing “don’t know”
55 rational
February 29th, 2008 at 9:24 am
for the last one i heard beg no, random, magnum, and wake up… that last one is cool i heard different stuff everytime i listen to it… and for teh high frequency one i used to be able to hear when it first came out, now i cant anymore! haha
56 Mom424
February 29th, 2008 at 9:27 am
reomerozombie; Yes I did know that, but I also do have an extremely high range to my hearing. I hear those horrendously high pitched interference noises that even my kids don’t.
Or maybe I’m just insane….Bwahahah….its alien signals…
57 eugene
February 29th, 2008 at 9:27 am
I love the virtual barber shop. I was listening to it at my college library with the screen minimized so I didn’t know where it started. Needless to say I kept looking behind me to see if someone was making the sounds I was hearing. Great list!
58 Stacy
February 29th, 2008 at 9:32 am
What does it mean if you can hear the bonus with headphones but not without headphones? I’m at work and not to annoy my neighbors with my choice in music I always have headphones connected to my computer. So to listen to any of these samples it was through my headphones. I heard the sound and though weird. So I unplugged and made my co-worker listen and neither one of us could hear it! So I plugged it back the headphones back in and she couldn’t hear it but I could.
59 chershey
February 29th, 2008 at 9:40 am
The virtual barbershop is used in the Great Moments with Mr Lincoln attraction at Disneyland. It’s been redone with some guy “getting you ready to meet Mr Lincoln” including a fresh haircut now in addition to the audio-animatronic delivering the Gettysburg Address.
60 April
February 29th, 2008 at 9:40 am
I’m not sure about the bonus sound. I played it about ten times and didn’t hear anything then i tried it again later and heard it perfectly.
61 Ashyja
February 29th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Woah that bonus thing creeped me out so much, that I nearly threw my headphones away… I hate high pitched sounds, it feels like someone is putting needles into my body… oh and by the way, I’m 24
Guess that means I still have extremely good ears, heh.
Number 1 sounded to me like a repetition of ‘no way’ with an alteration between the left and right ear, hard to describe…
Number 2 I always heared Ba-Ba, even when looking at him.
Number 4 and 5 were really funny, I tried to imagine where I would expect to see them if they were real. Most of the time I imagined them behind me, seemed a bit odd to me.
Number 6 seemed for me to not increase in speed at all, I must have odd hearing abilities
Number 7… hm, I don’t know if I understood the explanation correctly (I’m not a native English speaker), but it sounded like the tone was higher at the end and lower at the beginning.
62 jfrater
February 29th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Stacy: I would say it is probably something to do with the ability of your headphones to play that high pitch, but your other speakers not
63 stevenh
February 29th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Stacy – it could mean that the speakers on your PC can not generate the 18,000 hz tone. Speaker manufacturers (like others) often would not give a product a capability that it does not need.
PC speakers are known to be crappy.
64 yeewooo
February 29th, 2008 at 10:08 am
i love 5!!!!! id heard of it before but never listened to it! i started jumpin nd twitchin when he was usin d scissors!!!
65 Syme
February 29th, 2008 at 10:09 am
creepy.. for #1.
I’m 17, use headphones, but can’t hear a thing.
66 R Brown
February 29th, 2008 at 10:39 am
I think the under 20 sound is bogus. I have AWFUL hearing and I had no problem hearing it. Perhaps it is the wrong frequency?
67 Lorcs
February 29th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Hmm the barber was the best one. It’s a lot like the experience of hearing voices though, which freaked me out quite a bit… as for the phantom sound, i just made out “no way no way no way” over and over. Didn’t hear the bonus sound at all! lol.
Great list!
68 JJ
February 29th, 2008 at 10:46 am
i’m @8 and i could hear the sine wave
69 JJ
February 29th, 2008 at 10:47 am
i’m 28 and i could hear the sine wave
70 MetalHead
February 29th, 2008 at 10:54 am
For #3, did anyone else here it ascend on the first time around and then descend on the second time?
71 downhighway61
February 29th, 2008 at 11:00 am
woohoo! my 24 year old ears are bitchin’! i can hear the sound!
72 MetalHead
February 29th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I’m 19 and I can’t hear the sine wave. Too many concerts I guess.
73 MetalHead
February 29th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Ah…Never mind, had to use the speakers to hear the sine wave. Woot! My ears work still!
74 chris
February 29th, 2008 at 11:16 am
#1 I heard nowhere, no way, and bueño.
75 Donald B
February 29th, 2008 at 11:17 am
jfrater – awesome list. I’ve been coming to this site for about a two months now and I love it! This might just be my favorite list. The Barber Shop one freaked me out at first. I listened in my cubicle at work, and I was positive someone was just outside my cubicle walls.
I can’t wait to get home and show this to my wife. Very cool!
76 chris
February 29th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Also, I’m 25 and I can hear the sine wave.
Some of these were pretty cool.
77 downhighway61
February 29th, 2008 at 11:37 am
maybe you actually have to be 30 not to hear the sine wave
78 Ravyn
February 29th, 2008 at 11:44 am
#1: For the first half of the clip i was hearing wano in one ear and newa in the other going at the same time. I then desided to make my own words and was able to change the sounds into no way, draino, yougart and go away. pretty cool
Bonus: I was able to hear it but faintly. It sounded like the high pitched noises from the tv.
79 tjgrs
February 29th, 2008 at 11:45 am
i’m 21 and i can’t hear the bonus…my ears must be old. I do hear something, but I’m not sure if it’s me knowing I should be hearing something or maybe I’m hearing it and don’t know what it is. Whatever I’m hearing is very faint.
also, on #1 i hear “no where” and “want to” both with a Boston accent, and I’m from Boston. I heard “No whaa” and “wanu” but thats all i could here. The virtual barbershop was cool too. and I agree with what W Tom said earlier…it’s nice that they did it for free.
80 Chickensoup
February 29th, 2008 at 11:51 am
After a while, I kept hearing #1 say “Marlon Brando” in my right ear…
81 magnidude
February 29th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
I bet almost everybody freaked out at least as much as to make a jerky involuntary movement when the guy in the barbershop started to whisper in the ear. I did.
And how nice I can hear the under 20-yrs-old sound. Something to cheer me up in the first year of my 30′ties
.
82 rearden
February 29th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
When he put that plastic bag over my head, I was this close to smoking that pervy barber right in the ball sack!
83 Jmurf
February 29th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Great list,
For number 1 i heard no way, no brain, nutmeg and wake up. For the bonus i cant hear it and im 18 :O Could be my speakers tho, is it the same frequency as the end note in ‘a day in the life’ by the beatles? the one john lennon put in to piss off your dog, cos i can hear that fine. For number 10 i can hear it in both ears except for every third note where it went low and i heard in my left. im right handed is that the average response?
84 Cedestra
February 29th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
You guys played perfectly into Jamie’s trap. See, he added that note to see what his demographic was to adjust his advertising. Now you knows your ages! Oh, wait, wrong list: I need to head over to the Top Ten Conspiracy Theories.
85 Sidereus
February 29th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I’m 23 and I can barely hear the Bonus track. It reminded me of when I was in middle school and my friend and I could tell when someone had left the TV on even though the screen was black. Apparently some TVs make that high pitch noise while they’re on.
86 Kevin
February 29th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I’m 19 and I barely can hear the bonus..I hear it but it’s not a sound that anonying..
87 JC
February 29th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
jfrater: did you get my membership request? i was just wondering cause i have a list that i want to submit and i think you need a username to submit it. well anyways, thanks for checking.
88 iver
February 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
hmm, pretty sure mp3s are the worst way to hear any kind of subtle phenomena in music, especially the bonus one considering most mp3s don’t have much of any response above 16 kHz.
#9- if you anything about voice-leading or melodic embellishment in music theory, you can a melody at both speeds
#8- those aren’t “chords” it’s one note on an organ (which has higher-register harmonics)
#7- notes aren’t getting “higher”, lower harmonic content is being slowly cut and a reverberated higher octave is slower getting louder
#2- i heard “ba” the first and second time
sorry if i’m a party pooper
but hey..
i just spent $40K at a music school and i need something to do in my free time
89 Shadow
February 29th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Number 8 is easy to discern if you just close your eyes and have a trained ear.
Number one was cool. I started off hearing “No way.” A little bit of concentration gave me “Norway” and a few other related sounding words and phrases.
I was actually surprised that I could hear the bonus one, since I’m 28 and have hearing problems anyway from so many ear infections and sinus problems as a child.
90 SocialButterfly
February 29th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Ravyn(#78): That’s all it was! I heard the high pitched noise! I thought I was waiting for something else!!! HAHAHA
Mom(#36): I am left handed as well but I also have many of the same ambidextrous qualities that you have.
91 eric
February 29th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
dammit…i’m 21 and I couldn’t hear the bonus. Too much rock’n'roll I guess
But the Barber Shop was really great
92 Bananas
February 29th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
As soon as the bosn started, my eyes started to water! It hurt my ears so badly!
93 Csimmons
February 29th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I have the bonus sound for my ringtone, none of my teachers can hear so it helps during tests
94 Csimmons
February 29th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
this is a pretty cool list, the phantom voice thing is awesome, and the mggurk effect is weird!
95 the midnight knight
February 29th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
For number #1 I hear no way and no brain the first time and the second time I heard no brain and no, don’t know.
I student at NIU and with the recent shooting on campus, I been grieving.
96 JimmyKnipps
February 29th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I’m 22 and couldn’t hear the high pitched Bonus at all…but it has given me some minutes of fun annoying my 19 year old girlfriend who can hear it perfectly and is about to kill me. =)
97 Joni
February 29th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I just heard “no way” for number one.
Really liked number 5
.
98 Rob Nixon
February 29th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Yay! I’m 26 and I can hear the bonus tone…very quiet though?
99 Csimmons
February 29th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I just showed my mom and dad the bonus and were so annoyed that they couldn’t hear it!
100 DK
February 29th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
ZOMG!!! oops…I mean…gosh I’m a geek…
This is so weird, I was just going to suggest a list like this! A coworker showed me the Virtual Haircut yesterday, and I found a couple of the other ones in “related videos” on youtube, but there are some that I hadn’t seen yet. I’ll have to wait until I get home tonight to have a listen though.
101 ry guy
February 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
im 15 and cant hear the noise
102 Crimanon
February 29th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Ah my ears are bleeding!!! I wasn’t supposed to be able to hear that!!!!
103 Genesis105
February 29th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Wow, for no. 1 I keep hearing ‘no way’ in one ear, and ‘rainbow’ in the other, simultaneously! But it kept switching back and forth. Weird…
104 Phillies
February 29th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I’m 21, and I didn’t really hear anything…but I did feel my ears vibrate EVER EVER so slightly.
105 Michael
February 29th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
For #1, try positioning your head differently throughout the recording. You can hear a lot of different things that way.
106 Ryan
February 29th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I’m 19 and couldn’t hear the sound
. Great site btw jfrater, I visit it almost daily.
107 Mikerodz
February 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I thought the bonus part is just pulling our legs ’cause I really can’t hear nothing but when I called my 6 years old niece, she said she can hear something. I tried to fake it and she said she can’t hear nothing. This is one of the best list here.
108 FifthSonata
February 29th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I’m over 20 and I heard the bonus listening. I can hear the TV frequencies when they’re about to turn on, I can hear it when it’s left on but on a blank channel…it’s an annoying sound.
What’s even better is I’m a band teacher, over 20, and I heard it:)
For those who want to test their ability to perceive pitch (especially directed at those who heard the bonus listening)–visit this website:
http://tonometric.com/adaptivepitch/
It also has links for rhythmic and “tone deaf” tests!
109 John
February 29th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
#1 says “no way” and “random” … everybody hears this the beginning text is the illusion
110 Fili
February 29th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
#1 definitely was saying “random random random … ” to me.
And the barber shop is extremely freaky.
And I’m turning 21 and the NOISE hurt my face.
111 BrotherMan
February 29th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
In #1 I heard “Please come” from one speaker and “No way” from the other. Maybe because my girlfriend does not come and see me on most Friday nights because she is too beat after work even though sometimes I try to convince her to see me. heh heh.
“Please come over, baby”
“NO WAY! I am too tired!”
112 david
February 29th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
on # 1 i heard dont rape
113 Winston B
February 29th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
For #1, I’m hearing “no way” from the left speaker and, oddly, “window” which keeps switching to “milk me” from the right speaker. To my surprise after taking off my headphones, there was a 5 day old carton of milk sitting on top of my computer desk that I hadn’t noticed until then. Freaky… O_o
114 Stephen Siracusa
February 29th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
PINK FLOYD did NOT ruin our ears afterall!
Both my wife and I can hear the last one – that’s 100%! So much for loud concerts ruining our ears back in the 70′s!
…huh?
115 Dana
February 29th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
That was fun…and #5 was great! My 12 year old daughter loved it too
116 Canuck
February 29th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Wow, definately started to hear “Randall” on that last one. Last time I get into a debate with that guy on this site.
117 SarahJ
February 29th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
OMG I just played the under 20s sound to James (16) and he ran off and told me to turn it off. I sat here laughing because I couldnt hear a thing. I didnt tell him a thing I just called him down here ! WOW!!
118 Rodrigo
February 29th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
i loved number 5. quite an experience with eyes closed…
119 Dana
February 29th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Oh, and for #1, I hear, “No way.”
120 Hoagy13
February 29th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I’m over 80 and clearly hear the tone for the under 20s. I must be younger that I think. Just a minute…my wife tells me I often act like a teenager which probably explains its. Nope, still over 80, forgot to put my pants on this morning.
121 Crimanon
February 29th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Hoagy: You’re clearly a Man who hasn’t had his keys taken yet.
122 Jackie
February 29th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
At one point for the phantom words illusion I heard “redrum” over and over
that’s probably not good is it….
123 islanderbst
February 29th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
cant wait for the next 10. there’ll be another 10 right?
ohmydearfreakinsweetjeebus there better be another 10
124 trenttooo
February 29th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
for the phantom words i keep hearing “no way” from 1 speaker and “window” from the other.
125 trenttooo
February 29th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
ok nevermind now i keep hearing “no rain” and “wanger”! i think it changes for me everytime!
126 trenttooo
February 29th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
ok last time i kept hearing “dope man” on 1 speaker now! i will never listen to it again!
127 Winston B
February 29th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Damn… I’m only 18 and I can’t hear a damn thing from the bonus entry. My hearing must be shot.
128 Mike
February 29th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I kept hearing for number 1- No ban, No gun, and No Bum… Weird stuff
129 macabresoren
February 29th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
10: I keep hearing it go back and forth, getting higher in my left ear and lower in my right.
9: Damn, it sounds beautiful either way, so who cares?
8: Worked on me.
7: Didn’t work on me. The only way it sounds like it’s getting lower is that the sounds are farther apart.
6: This one got me, too.
5: HOLY CRAP. XD I’m a slightly paranoid person, and I was convinced at more than one part that someone was there. XD
4: This one’s just creepy. At least the barbers made me feel safe. o.o
3: I dunno about this one. The notes sound different, but I can’t really figure out how. It’s weird. I think the first and last sounded up to down, and the middle two sounded down to up.
2: I heard ba. *shrug*
1: I’m hearing “ran away.” But honestly, I’m kinda trying to get something out of it. I don’t think my brain’s falling for it. D:
Bonus: I HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME FROM TVS AND STUFF! It pierces into my brain so I call it “feeling the waves” and most people don’t know what I’m talking about. Like, if there’s a TV on two rooms away, I can feel that it’s on. Yanno? Probably not. ._. (By the way, I’m 20)
130 Raisa
February 29th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
#7 sounded like an airplane flying by to me.
#1 I heard “no way”, “nowhere”, “go go go”, “norway”, “the rain away”, “no rain away”, “conference”, “coffee”, “dump me”, “doughy”, “humpty dumpty”…
131 Mariam67
February 29th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
These are so amazing. Although I heard BA BA on no. 2. On no.1 I heard “We’ll beg” then “milk bag”. We have milk in bags in Canada. Maybe I’m thirsty? I’m not sure if I heard the last one for under 20′s. I got this really irritating high pitched hum in my ears but I’m not sure if that was all I was supposed to hear. I’m 24 by the way.
132 kazorek
February 29th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Mike Marshall of New Scientist.com should be sited for this list too.
133 Ravyn
February 29th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
i played some of these for my fiancee. he thought the barbar shop thing was cute. i pllayed the bonus for him while he wass sitting on the couch without telling him. i don’t think he heard it. he didn’t say anything or react. but then he is constantly working with electronics so it might not phase him.
134 kazorek
February 29th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Mike Marshall NEEDS to be cited for this list…
135 anthony p
February 29th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
awwwwww im 21 and couldnt hear it, i used to be able to how bloody old i feel now
136 Kristan
February 29th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
So neither my boyfriend or I could hear the last one (both 24). I kind of thought it might be a hoax, but then realized that my cat next to me was freaking out and could definitely hear it. Pretty fun game to play
137 Crimanon
February 29th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Sorry kazorek, He should have cited his sources. These are her Ideas, not his.
138 Angelina
February 29th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I’m 33 and couldn’t hear the bonus. My co-worker who is 34 couldn’t hear it either. Two other co-workers in their mid-20s could hear it, saying it was a very high-pitched, annoying sound. The Barber Shop one was freaky, especially when he gets out the clippers.
Cool List!!
139 GTA
February 29th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Probably the greatest list ever
140 Gareth
February 29th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Hey there, I really enjoyed this list. Especially the barbershop.
However, the description for ‘Quickening Beat’ is actually incorrect. The beat is in fact speeding up, despite the tempo sounding the same at the start and end.
It actually speeds up so much throughout that it is going twice the original tempo by the end of the recording. What creates the ‘illusion’ is the gradual change of emphasis/accent to a half-time feel.
141 Z.T.
February 29th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I’m 16 and got nothing off of the bonus.
I know a teacher who’s 40-something who can hear that stuff, though.
142 MattyG
February 29th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
On #1 I heard “Nowhere” and “Over and over”. How odd.
143 the hound
February 29th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
ok, for #1 i could change it by looking at different stuff. my family was leaving when i was listening to it, and i looked out the window at them and heard “dont go dont go dont go” then “do go do go do go” then i looked at my DOG, and heard “ruff ruff ruff ruff” then at the plant next to my dog and heard “do grow do grow do grow”.
also, when the barbershop guy whispered in my ear, my head felt so weird, like i was on a ciggarrette buzz.
144 Fruckert
February 29th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
im 15 and i couldnt hear the last sound, my head just started feeling like it was swelling, wierd eh?
145 cambrexia101
February 29th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
For number 1, I heard “No Way” first, then “No Rain.”, and at one point “Rowing”.
And for the bonus one, I hate it. Kids at school constantly play it and annoy everyone, except the teachers who can’t hear it.
Oh, and my 46 year old mom can hear it.
146 Yogi Barrister
February 29th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Are you sure that is the correct high pitch sound that only teenagers can hear? I’m over forty and a lot of people in my family have hearing problems, yet I could hear that sound in both ears with headphones, and even without headphones.
147 InconsistentAngelThings
February 29th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I agree with 75.: chris, i heard “no way” and “bueno” alternating. The bonus noise worries me, i cant hear it. i hope its just my computer, plus my cats just sat there so i dont think they heard it either….aside from that, another awesome list, thanks for alleviating my boredom.
148 Crimanon
February 29th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
All right I caved in, I wasn’t thinking I’d listen to #1, Now I know why… It’s a Mind Fuck! I don’t like it when some thing says my name that many times, or saying “No Where” over ad over. Waterboarding has lost it’s crown, this is torture!
149 Blogball
February 29th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
First of all this was probably the most “entertaining” list so far”.
As far as the bonus sound no one in my work place could hear it. I even brought over part time employees that were 16 to 20 still nothing. They all thought I was crazy. Probably loosing my reputation as the manager. I thought about calling out to some kids walking down the street but I decided against that idea in fear of being arrested for being some kind of pervert.
When I got home I played it for my 12 year old daughter and she couldn’t believe that I couldn’t hear it and when my wife couldn’t hear she accused us for playing some kind of trick on her. This was great fun “Thanks Jamie”
150 Miss Destiny
February 29th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
This was a really fun list! For 9, I liked the slowed down version better for some reason. And the Virtual Barbershop freaked me out with the bag thing. I felt short of breath like it was really happening! Wonder if it’s supposed to do that.
Oh, and I’m 23 and I couldn’t hear the bonus note.
151 Crimanon
February 29th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
I think a good number of the people who can’t ear “bonus” need better speakers. Not all stereos can handle 18,000hz.
152 SarahJ
March 1st, 2008 at 12:46 am
oh and #1 I kept hearing, no way no wind. Maybe I was being doubtful about whether I would actually hear some words or not, and its raining like mad but no wind here right now
153 grace1129
March 1st, 2008 at 1:00 am
Shepherds Ascending Tone, I kept clicking play as soon as it was finished and it kept going higher and higher! I’m sure there was no end! So weird.
The Virtual Barbershop, had me giggling and looking around, my heart beating out of my chest! It was totally freaking me out! I’m wearing headphones and I’m STILL worried that my husband might wake up because it was so seemingly loud and entirely realistic! LOL Crazy cool.
Matchbox Rattle, gave me the heebie geebies in my shoulders near my spine. Eeesh.
MgGurk Effect, is that like Coach MgCurk from Home Movies? Anyway, I listen without watching first and I heard “BA-BA”. Does that put me in the 2% area of freakdom?
The Phantom Words, very strange indeed. All I heard was “No way, Randall, no where, Randall, goat man” over and over and over. LOL I’m scaring myself here.
LOVE THIS LIST! Thank you so much! I’m going to secretly place my headphones over my husband’s ears in the morning and play The Virtual Barbershop! He’ll jump out of his skin! =D
154 scott
March 1st, 2008 at 1:07 am
ok so i have to tell you thist little story. ok i wa loading both the barber shop recording, and the drumbeat. and the drumbeats tarted first so i was concentrating, and it was 3am and pitch black in this room s o it was very eerie, then suddenly the barber shop one started and i flipped out thinking someone was at teh window or my wall was breking and i started looking around saying.. ‘what the fuck’ haha.i felt silly after, need less to say. anyone e’se freak themelves out like this?
155 jasontimmer
March 1st, 2008 at 1:49 am
Great list. The barbershop was amazing, I can’t imagine what it would be like under the influence of various substances. As for #1, all I could hear was “no way” the whole time. I’ll try it again while thinking certain words. I cannot hear the bonus sound, and I’m 27- kinda scary considering a lot of older folks seem to be able to hear it. Too bad #2 doesn’t work.
156 jasontimmer
March 1st, 2008 at 1:51 am
Ok, update. I tried #1 while thinking “Monday” which seems pretty close, and still all I heard the whole time was “no way.” In fact, my ears started to “cringe” after a while. Maybe my brain doesn’t like being messed with.
157 Jaffa
March 1st, 2008 at 1:54 am
Oooh, I think this is definitely my favorite list to date. I’ve been going out and studying this stuff on other websites for at least two hours now. Turns out, after testing the under 20s thing, that I’m able to hear up to at least 21.1kHz (couldn’t find any higher ones to test this out with). I’ve always had acute hearing, even being 23 and having played in punk bands for the better part of six years. ODD!
158 danielle
March 1st, 2008 at 3:19 am
this is a great list.
the virtual barber shop is certainly erie.
159 EvanJ
March 1st, 2008 at 3:33 am
After listening to #1 for ages, all I could hear was “don’t run”. Or alternately, “big bear”, which I enjoyed more, but understood less.
160 Crimanon
March 1st, 2008 at 3:42 am
EvanJ: Together those make more sense.
161 Drogo
March 1st, 2008 at 3:55 am
I once listened to a classical music piece on the radio that was recorded with perfect stereo illusion. It was amazing how you could imagine where each of the instruments were. For example, you could tell the cello was right of center stage, but not as far right as another instrument. It also seemed like you could tell which instrument was infront or inback of other instruments. Whoever arranged the microphones, and did the mixing, is/are very talented at it.
162 Drogo
March 1st, 2008 at 4:01 am
p.s. For #1 I heard, “Kill Jamie Frater, Kill Jamie Frater!”
Just kidding of course
163 jandaman
March 1st, 2008 at 7:33 am
im 23. at first i couldn’t hear the sine wave then after going through the phantom voice i can now hear the sine wave. thanks to phantom voice now i feel below 20 again!
164 Steve T.
March 1st, 2008 at 9:00 am
WTF? You’re impressed by these??? I’m with Iver at #88. If you’re a trained musician with any experience in recording, or even better electronic music, these are either old hat or fraudulent. The barbershop is startling to young ears only because nobody bothers to show off what stereo can do any more. The point was made back in the 1950s. (True binaural sound is much more impressive.) With the falling bells, pitch (the note you’re perceiving) is not the same as the frequency being fed into your ears, so that’s a true audio illusion, if a rudimentary one. It’s why you can think you’re hearing low notes coming out of a tiny speaker incapable of producing them.
But #6, the “quickening beat”? Double WTF. It’s not an illusion that the beat’s getting faster. It is getting faster. It starts at about 92 by my metronome and ends at about 170. I’d call that an accelerando.
165 raye
March 1st, 2008 at 9:52 am
a very nice list
i especially enjoyed the bonus because i live in a house with two 21 year olds and neither of the could hear it but i, being under 20, could hear it…i even hear the high pitch sounds from the television…
166 Csimmons
March 1st, 2008 at 9:54 am
Im glad none of my teachers can hear the bonus ringtone i have on my phone(its called the mosquito ringtone usually)it helps during tests!
167 lottalita
March 1st, 2008 at 10:45 am
the virtual barber was so cool, i got shivers… and the high pitch one.. i am over 20 but still heard it… tried it on my mom, and nothing… my little sis is so happy i found it.
168 Brian Moo
March 1st, 2008 at 11:10 am
I just heard “No Way” for the 1st one. Virtual Barber Shop was pretty nifty.
@romerozombie: I don’t hear any voices in that video
169 Mara
March 1st, 2008 at 11:40 am
..yeah. I heard “redrum” on the phantom words too. It might explain why those twin girls have been following me everywhere.
The matchbox one was cool as hell.
And I’m 22 and heard the high frequency noise just fine. My dog thinks you’re an asshole though. (“..wh– .. the f–.. quit it. I’m right here.. Agh.”)
170 billyrules!
March 1st, 2008 at 11:54 am
the barbershop one was cool, i actually thought my dad was talking. on #1 i heard “no way,” “bueno,” and sadly “no brain”
171 zack
March 1st, 2008 at 12:04 pm
#1 i heard “talk to me” the whole time.
172 chillipacker
March 1st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
you should have put up brown noise
173 Crimanon
March 1st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Drogo: Obsess much?
174 Crimanon
March 1st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Chillipacker: even if you can find it, I doubt that many people have the speakers to handle it. I’ve seen competition stereos that couldn’t deal with it.
175 JMAC
March 1st, 2008 at 2:07 pm
on #1 I heard “dumpling” and no way”
176 the hound
March 1st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
where can i find more illusions like the “matchbox rattle” and the “virtual haircut”?
177 Andrea Carlena
March 1st, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I can hear the under 20 thing!!! Yaayyy for youth!!
-Andrea Carlena Beauman
178 Kendall
March 1st, 2008 at 6:23 pm
i couldnt hear the bonus, and i’m 15 XD
loved all the illusions
179 chibiShinigami
March 1st, 2008 at 8:26 pm
these are pretty sweet.

the barber shop and matchbox were cools. i like fire so of course i liked the matchbox one
im 20 goin on 21 and i heard the bonus.
and on #1 i heard..”no way” and “winner”
180 molly
March 1st, 2008 at 8:38 pm
holy shit that virtual haircut was trippy as hell!
181 ginger
March 1st, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Comment 15, Ian:
That’s all I heard too.
182 Shagata Ganai
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 am
#58 Stacy Your speakers probably suck. Try the bonus again at a computer with speakers that cost at least $75.00, and
# 129 Macabresoren I heard the Bonus, and I can hear my Sharp TV, too! (I’m over 50) My wife and daughter think I’m nuts. You’re the first person I’ve found who can hear that whine. I also have tinnitis from Loving loud Rock- if it’s too loud, yer too old, know what I mean? lol, but I think that makes it doubly odd that I hear those high tones.
183 Art Brut
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:08 am
The virtual barber shop was amazing! I kept thinking that it would be so cool if there was adventure/fantasy-scenes like that!
It made me sad that I couldn’t hear the bonus (i’m only 17)
But my cat couldn’t hear it either, so i’m hoping it’s just my computer or something.
For #1 i could only hear “nowhere” and “wano?”. Weird.
184 jfrater
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:40 am
JC: you don’t need to be a member to submit a list – just send it to my email address
185 Versailles
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 am
I’m exactly 20 years old, so I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to hear the last sound or not.
Luckily, I was able to. I guess I’m on the young side of 20 ^_^
186 Dylan
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:32 am
AWESOME!!!! The under 20 sound blows my mind. Too bad I’m 28 (can’t hear it)
187 Licurgo
March 2nd, 2008 at 5:07 pm
the number 1 is saying to me “kill them all,they are inferior,just take the axe and go”
188 fgds
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
There is an excellent java applet which demonstrates the shepherd tones here:
http://www.cs.ubc.ca/nest/imager/contributions/flinn/Illusions/ST/st.html
189 Ginny
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Number 1 all I heard was “milk” over and over again…
Weird.
190 fgds
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
In the bonus item, you may think you are hearing the the 20khz sound when, in fact, you are hearing artefacts and noise introduced by the mp3 encoding and limitations of your harware etc.
I can just about hear it, but I can clearly hear another tone which is at a lower frequency (but still quite high).
191 Pembroke
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
#1, I just heard “no way” constantly. It also shifted into “way no” every once in a while.
I was excited that I could hear the bonus! Well, I’m only 21.
192 angel054
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:23 am
great list!…especialy liked the #1…ive heard it 3 times and all 3 times ive been hearing the same words: right now, love me, wake up, now….great illusion..cant wait to see what my bf will hear hehehehhehe
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the bonus i can hear perfectly yaaay! and im 24 [well 25 in april
193 mcgvil
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:50 am
good going Randy,im only 16 and cant hear the bonus lol
194 Draya
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:02 am
The matchsticks were trippy! I kept looking behind me! Same with the Barbershop. Cool list!
195 Hector
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:48 pm
This is what I heard on #1:
“No where”
“Randal”
“Wino”
“Talk to me”
“No one”
“Doorway”
“Lucky”
196 Leah
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I also heard nutmeg, nutmeg and went well went well over and over – didn’t hear the high pitch noise – guess my ears are over the creek – the dog didn’t bother to move any either when I played it…great site of collection of sounds..good job
197 Lucy
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:09 pm
i heard
“norway”
“no way”
“runway”
“he will not come back” (this was a mixture of the two)
and im 17 & my eyes hurt so bad from the bonus.
my 65 year old dad definitely could not hear it, however.
198 Lucy
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:16 pm
i’ve also noticed that with Number 1 you can pretty much think of ANY word and if you concentrate on it you will eventually hear it.
199 astraya
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:28 pm
I am significantly deaf in one ear, so stereo effects are largely lost on me, here as in real life. For example, I heard all the barbershop noises in my “good” ear.
#9 I can follow the melody at slow speed, but that might be because I know the piece, having hacked my way through it (at about that speed) a number of times.
I wonder if trained or enthusiastic amateur musicians hear (or process) these things differently than non-musicians.
#1 I heard “no way”, “no bread”, “no brain”, “no rain”, “don’t rain” and “dump me”.
200 monkey_vet
March 4th, 2008 at 1:55 am
Re: #2
Okay, so apparently 98% of people see “da-da” when they open their eyes, but does anyone know what it means if you hear “ba-ba” originally, but see “ga-ga” afterwards?
201 satori
March 4th, 2008 at 8:50 am
This list is really interesting-#9 reminds me of a newer (I don’t know if it is in actual use) detection of Heart Diseases. The Heart beats are recorded, and somehow, I suppose similarly to the Phantom Melodies, is sped up and the melody becomes a language for your Heart to speak, so to speak. Amazingly, the less “melodically pleasing” and fluid the healthier your Heart is. When there is a coherent melody (ie not just random notes and sounds) this is demonstrative that your Heart is unhealthy. I wish I could site this…if anyone else knows or has heard of this, please help me site it! TY in advance!
202 Actorsax
March 4th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
What does Luigi whisper into your year at the end of the barbershop? What frequency cancels itself out?
These are all pretty sweet.
203 astraya
March 4th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
I got my fiancee, who is a non-native speaker of English, to listen to #1. She said she heard English in one ear (“no way” or “nowhere” – it was difficult to catch her accent) and her native language in the other ear (and said something in her native language, but I didn’t catch it). Are there any bilingual or English-as-a-second-language Listversers?
204 Dave
March 4th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
I heard the #9 melody just fine both times, I couldn’t not hear it, I guess I’m a better musician that I thought. And the heartbeat thing is nuts, so cool if true.
205 Katarzyna
March 5th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
#1 -> astraya
I’m Polish, English is my second language, but still – on the phantom words I heard expressions in English: “no way” in one ear and “please don’t” in the other. But there are not many words in Polish, which could be associated with those sounds, and even if there are any, their combination wouldn’t make much sense. What’s your fiancee’s native language?
206 Angelina
March 5th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Katarzyna!!! What’s up chickie!?
207 Marie Artonette Martonette
March 5th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Oh Dear!! my poor ears(and brain).
i’m 28 and I still can hear the sine on 18000 Hz. It made me remeber my old ultrasonic gun (I used to be scared of dogs)
and i also finally understood why some people can hear weird high noises comming from tvs and pcs while others don’t
208 chershey
March 6th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
So I FINALLY got to have a sit down at home (where I have sound) and listen to these.
It’s weird, 7 sounds like it’s getting higher; I tried to trick myself into the trick but it didn’t work.
No matter how many times I randomly switch around on 6, the tempo sounds different between the beginning and then end…not necessarily faster or slower, but, different.
In 3 I definitely preferred low to high, but I could see (hear?) how some could hear high to low.
With my eyes closed I heard BA and with my eyes open I heard DA. Weird.
At first during 1, my left ear was no way and my right ear was nowhere. Then my left was nowhere and my right was wana for the bulk of it. At the very end my left was no way again and my right was still wana. I never heard any random words just once or anything; maybe I was expecting them too much.
23 and heard it no problem. /shrug
209 JeffT
March 7th, 2008 at 1:25 am
For #1 all I heard at first was, “No way.” Then I listened to it a couple more times and I began to be able to make it skip as in “No way, No, No way, No way, No, No, No…”. Then as I started to make my brain busy it began to form different sounds and eventually it began to say my friends name Brando, which was very weird.
210 Blueberries
March 7th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
When I was young my father couldn’t understand why I didn’t want to spend time with the family watching TV. It was only later as an adult I realized the high pitched sound of the TV is what was driving me to the farthest part of the house away from the living room. I didn’t buy my own first TV until I was in my late forties.
211 Kazorek
March 9th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Crimanon: No these are his words, some copied verbatim,
212 Kazorek
March 9th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
He did cite her by the way.
213 ChrisG
March 9th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
These were all cool except for the last two. I guess my brain just didn’t even try to make sense of the Phantom Words because the recording was just nonsense sounds from beginning to end.
Also, I am 30 yrs old and I heard the high frequency sound quite clearly and found it painful to listen to.
214 Clarkekentyboy
March 10th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Maybe it’s because I heard the normal speed first but I have no problems identifying the melody in the piece. The notes clearly ring out. It’s probably a midi recording but one hand is picking out the melody and the other is playing the arpeggio by the sounds of it. Therefore the piece isn’t just a series of arpeggios with the illusion of a melody.
215 Kazorek
March 10th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Crimanon: I do think this is a great list by the way. Number three is amazing.
216 erick
March 12th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I think the ‘quickening beat’ one isn’t represented correctly here. I’ve listened to the MP3, took off my headphones, then replaced them near the end; it was obvious that the tempo was much faster near the end.
217 RJ
March 13th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
that mp3 of 18khz sound is a joke, the mp3 encoding probably fucked it. actual 18khz, if you can hear it, *hurts*.
218 bob
March 14th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Cool barber sample.
219 ImMez
March 14th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
While listening to the phantom words the only words I hear are “no way” the entire time.
Also when alternating between watching #2 with eyes open and closed, I hear what he’s saying differently.
SO WEIRD!
220 Laura
March 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I can hear the bonus sound really really well and I’m 24… (I now have a headache
and I’ve noticed that if I enter someone’s home I can hear if they’ve left their TV on because of the high-pitched buzzing noise, although I’ve never found someone else who can hear it. I think it’s simply because I have never listened to music at an extremely loud volume or spent much time at super-loud concerts. It creeps my friends out sometimes that I have such good hearing and I can hear things they can’t. Personally, I think it’s great, except that I can be irritated by sounds (ie. the bonus noise) that nobody else even hears.
221 Mark Hagnos
March 24th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
It’s all amazing! All I hear on #1 is “no way, no way, no way…”.
222 Brian
March 27th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Great list! I’ve been linking all my friends. For the last one though, are you sure it’s 18k? I’m 23 and could hear it perfectly and I’ve conducted tests before with high frequency sine waves and could barely hear 18k. Moreso I just felt it and got a headache. I’d wager that was more like 16 k. 18k is almost painful.
223 Pensivepoet
March 28th, 2008 at 4:57 am
Something wrong with my computer I cant get any of these to work. It’s not that I cant hear any of them I cant get any to initialize in the first place. Help! I want to try these!
224 Pensivepoet
March 28th, 2008 at 4:58 am
With the exception of the Ba Ba one. By the way, heard Ba Ba both times.
225 Jorge Rosario
March 31st, 2008 at 10:29 pm
#6 is obviously wrong, if you skip from the beggining to the half of the mp3 ull notice which part is slower thatn the other
226 Tita
April 1st, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I am mexican and I hear “bueno, bueno, bueno” over and over again. (bueno=good)
Love the barber efect.
227 El Jimmer
April 5th, 2008 at 2:36 am
I heard the bonus noise. I just had to turn it up a bit. Then my head felt like it was pressurized and I became quite uncomfortable. Other than that, I heard “Norway,” “No Way,” “Wando,” and “Randall.” I heard “Ba” and saw him say “Ga.” The rest of the illusions were within my realm of grasping, except for one: the quickening drum beat. I played that over and over, and I swear that it continued to speed up. Intriguing.
228 Maelgrim
April 8th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
The bonus noise hurts like hell! I’m 15 and so is my friend. We heard it about 5 min ago and our ears still hurt. It made me have some sort of mini seizure the second I heard it.
229 smitty o’shea
April 9th, 2008 at 5:25 am
still hard to believe people can still be told what they can and can’t hear .
230 Hippie3
April 20th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
for #1 i kept hearing “no way.” no idea what i was thinking of though lol and for the bonus, i heard it loud and clear. my ears still hurt from hearing it
231 Steve
April 21st, 2008 at 11:56 am
For the phantom one, first t sounded like no win, then no where, then bueno (like kinder bueno), the wenda, then window then back to no win. Its CRAZY! Love the barber shop and matchsticks.
232 Adron
April 21st, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I heard the bonus just fine; its quite an annoying sound, and Im 31. Ive apparently got very sensitive ears though; The whine that CRT TV’s and monitors makes sets me teeth on edge and people that leave speakers powered on with the volume not set to zero annoy me as well, as they emit an even worst whine.
Neat list though; I enjoyed it. All I heard with number 1 was one woman saying WA WA WA WA over and over and another saying NO or NA. No eerie phrases for me
233 some guy
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
for #1 i heard “Nowhere” in the right speaker and “Random” in the left. dunno what that means though
234 monteze
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
after listening to #1 i heard no way, metal rain, no gain, mill man.go away,weight, and alot of other stuff. i also heard different things depending on what i was looking at or which ear was facing the speaker.
235 NickChuck
April 24th, 2008 at 2:14 am
I’m 23 and I can hear the high-pitched bonus sound. Oddly enough, I hear that same sound from a television with the volume off.
236 Rylan
April 24th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Number one didn’t sound like anything but the same nonsense repeating for two minutes.
237 Jasmine
April 24th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
On #1 I heard no way, and broke down (with a southern accent)
238 Simon
April 25th, 2008 at 9:30 am
im 19 and i can’t hear the bonus sound! it sucks because i read an article in the journal about this being used in england and i always wanted to hear it.
239 Kal
April 27th, 2008 at 3:08 am
For #1, I heard “no way” from my left speaker and my right speaker. I also heard “random” in my right speaker.
240 Escaperer
April 30th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Great list. I totally heard the bonus. It’s a very annoying very high pitched sound. It’s pretty cool, gonna see if my mom or dad can hear this.
241 sara
April 30th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
for #2 I heard Da Da with and without my eyes closed :/
And I can’t hear the bonus! And I’m 15 and I have perfect hearing. Maybe its my computer?
242 sara
April 30th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Also for #1 I heard “no way” in both speakers
243 steph
May 5th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
on #1 after a few seconds i heard batman,batman,batman…lol
244 Icon Fly
May 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
this site is amazing, a real diamond in the rough… the material is fascinating, all you need to do now is advertise.. i only found this site by accident, when i was looking for a list of things that move at, or JUST below, the speed of sound (which i’ve yet to find), and i’ve passed the site on to everyone i know.. the graphics on my computer suck (my computer got fried, so i’m using my OLD old backup) and all i see is blocks instead of pictures, and i don’t have speakers, and i STILL find this website fascinating.. from what i’ve read, j. frater seems to be the creator.. well great job, keep up things like this and we’ll have to add YOU to the top 10 genius minds list, lol! (and that is so immitatable, the whole “your so , you could/should be on the top list!” thing, just need to advertise, even if not on tv or radio, atleast on popular websites.. i’m so lucky i found this site, i love when i trip over something cool.. and i could totally see someone mentioning this site on some sitcom or radio station, and having it blow up over night. nice work.
245 Icon Fly
May 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
this site is amazing, a real diamond in the rough… the material is fascinating, all you need to do now is advertise.. i only found this site by accident, when i was looking for a list of things that move at, or JUST below, the speed of sound (which i’ve yet to find), and i’ve passed the site on to everyone i know.. the graphics on my computer suck (my computer got fried, so i’m using my OLD old backup) and all i see is blocks instead of pictures, and i don’t have speakers, and i STILL find this website fascinating.. from what i’ve read, j. frater seems to be the creator.. well great job, keep up things like this and we’ll have to add YOU to the top 10 genius minds list, lol! (and that is so immitatable, the whole “your so , you could/should be on the top list!” thing, just need to advertise, even if not on tv or radio, atleast on popular websites.. i’m so lucky i found this site, i love when i trip over something cool.. and i could totally see someone mentioning this site on some sitcom or radio station, and having it blow up over night. nice work.
246 Crimanon
May 6th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Icon Fly: I’m forever hearing myself with friends going on and on about “This web site I go to, Listverse.com, you should check it out.” That’s the best advertising out there! Besides it keeps the Creepies away.
LV 4 LIFE!
247 Brad
May 13th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Number 8 is easily the most interesting of these.
248 Jenn
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Alright, two things.
The phantom voice thing, I looked at my Wii and I hear “Wiimote Wiimote Wiimote” [the Wii controller], and if I look to my right I hear “rainbow rainbow rainbow” and if I look forward I hear “no where no where no where”, really weird.
And for the bonus, I’m 15 and all I hear is a little click at the beginning. Is that the noise I’m suppose to hear or what?
249 Poopy
May 25th, 2008 at 12:57 am
On #1, out of my right ear, all I heard was no way no way no way, but in my left ear, all i could hear was bueno bueno bueno.
I couldn’t hear the bonus… but i am 24
250 rgrant
May 26th, 2008 at 9:43 am
#1 I heard something like No-go no-go out in my left ear I heard something else but I couldnt tell what it was.
as for the Bonus sound, hurt my head and ears and still hurts even now.
251 Gor
May 28th, 2008 at 9:46 am
i’m 26, and i’m hearing the last mp3. it gives me a lot of pain.
252 sploopidy
May 28th, 2008 at 10:35 am
i dont get phantom words…
253 C Dog
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 am
OMGGGGGGG
NO WAY!
HOLY HELL!
i listened to number 1, and i could hear my maths teachers name! i just got the results for a test back and i did really badly!! omg!
254 Mynes
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:52 am
i’m only 18 i can’t hear the 20 year old tone thing
255 LifesVoyager
June 5th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Now this was really bizarre – the instant the match was struck: I could SMELL the sulphur !
Now there’s an illusion for you.
256 Linconjo
June 8th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I heard Norway lol
257 randalo
June 11th, 2008 at 1:28 am
the phantom sound one started to bug me once it just started repeating my name [randall]
but i think it would be interesting to have it as an alarm clock’s sound
and i’m 22 and can’t hear the bonus. though i know i can hear the tv or empty room sound sometimes, now i know that just cos i cant hear it the empty room sound isn’t gone
very awesome list and awesome site
258 randomkid
June 17th, 2008 at 2:25 am
my mom hears the bonus sound. Shes 40. she says she heard a soft beeeeeeeeep
259 Itchycoopark
June 18th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
These are so wierd! Im 17 and I hear the bonus one, I dont think teenagers use that on their phones in the UK, i’ve never come accross it. The Phantom voices one is wierd, I hear it as ‘Nowhere’ oh and ‘Numberwang’ but only fans of Mitchell and webb would hear that lol!
260 Itchycoopark
June 18th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
That barbershop one was good too! I screamed at the bit where he puts the virtul bag on your head, seems so real!
261 Steph
June 24th, 2008 at 4:29 am
#1 kind of reverberated in my head after I turned it off, like a song that’s stuck in your head. I didn’t hear anything while I was listening to it, but sitting here a few minutes afterwards with it echoing in my head, I hear “hell no” “love note” “bug grow” “echo” (hmm) “no show” etc etc… crazy stuff.
262 kawaiitoboe
June 27th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
They were all pretty cool, but # 1 was my fave. It creeped me out though.
I kept a list of all the things I heard after listening to it twice. Here it is:
no way
dont wait
go away
noah will (noahs my ex/first boyfriend)
toboe (part of the name i usually go by online, name of anime character)
no will
no brain
no breath
no breasts
oh breasts
open
oh breath
no brett (first crush from grade school)
no (just kept repeating ‘no’)
no brain
no win
window
and then it just kept saying window so I stopped it. :\
263 ediz
July 1st, 2008 at 4:36 am
The last sound illution thing, im 17 and cant hear it :/. Number 2: i could hear him say ba-ba when i closed my eyes, but whn i looked at the movie, i think he said Da-Da.
264 trent
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
for the phantom words i keep hearing milk me
265 BlackYamiCat
July 6th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Uh.. JFrater? This site ripped off this list exactly, pictures and all : http://www.symbianize.com/showthread.php?t=63130 . Unless Symbianize IS a site where other pages are put and I’ve missed the point altogether.
I found it looking for the MgGurk effect.
Great list, by the way! Except the Bonus sound, which was PAINFUL ^^
266 thirtytwo
July 12th, 2008 at 8:42 am
I can hear the bonus and I’m 23. I find it weird that some people can’t hear it, as although it was high I felt like I could hear something even higher.
267 Naomi
July 18th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
imm gutted i cant hear the bonus!! im only 19 lol
2 freaked me out, could just hear GAGA with my eyes open, closed BABA wierd!!
268 Hayley
July 27th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
For number one I heard “window” and “help me”
and the bonus one made my dog start barking
269 thewalnut
July 27th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I found the phantom noise to be incredible. I could not hear anything but a slight distortion from my speakers and yet my ears hurt. My 17 year old sister was in the room when I played it and 1 second into it she yelled “what in the hell are you doing? stop it!”
which surprised me as I thought it was bogus.
Very interesting post!
p.s. my ears still hurt.
270 Zafir
July 27th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Number 1 was something I learned in Grade 3. Although I always thought it was just a silly thing I could do with my mind.
Who knew it was something so interesting.
271 hungry caterpillar
July 29th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
for #1 the whole time i heard ‘wendy’ over ’round go’.
is something wrong with me?
272 joey
July 31st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
for #1 I hear “No Way” coming out of both headphones played in different tempos, but after I put it into my speaker system i kept hearing “do me”
273 Wolfy-chan
August 7th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
GAaAAAAAAAAAHH!!! The bonus sound is driving me freakin nuts!! I’m 21 and can’t hear a thing. Winamp is showing that A sound is being played…. but all I do hear is a click at the beginning and the rest silence -.- (my 19 year old hubby says that it’s like a painful metal noise)
274 Mawds
August 19th, 2008 at 9:40 am
I can hear the bonus sound, sometimes called the mosquito, and I’m 31. It doesn’t hurt me, maybe if I was younger it might.
275 Moshilops
August 24th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
The whole 18khz sound is a bit of a talking point. It was on our local news in England that shops were having sound sytems that played the frequency installed to deter youths from hanging round shops and intimidating old ladies (100% true). Actuall 18khz noise is ‘usually’ only audible to people under the age of 25 but that isn’t to say on your 25th birthday you suddenly lose the ability to hear sucj a tone. When listening to it on a computer it depends on the frequency of your speakers. Some won’t be able to play a tone as high frequency as 18khz so you may find the speakers (or headphones) actually ‘tone down’ the note.
I’m 17 and the note is clear as day but that isn’t to say someone twice or three times my age can’t hear it. They might have acute hearing or there speakers might not be top notch but theres no actuall fact that ‘people over twenty can’t hear that noise’
276 aaron
August 28th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
from close up when listening to phantom voices I heard “no way” and from far away I heard “brown belt” The under 20′s sound I could hear, I’m 21 only 1 year more so maybe I will try again in a year or so.
277 Blitzen
August 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
No one else heard “big ram” or “big lamb”? Also heard “nowhere” (with English accent), “go way”, and just “nonononono…”.
I (39) also heard the “teen buzz” with no headphones. Louder if I turned my head a little. In the UK they play this frequency in malls or at streetcorners to discourage teenagers from hangling out there. I am SO glad we don’t have this Canada yet as obviously lots of older people can hear it too.
278 Vassev
August 31st, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Hey if they start making suround sound like that movies will be incredable it gives me creeps
279 mickey
September 5th, 2008 at 3:25 am
as a partially deaf person here is what i hear.
10.scale illusion- i had to hear this with no headphones because my right ear is practically deaf i couldn’t hear the lower pitch unless i turned the headphones around or took them off. when i took them off i heard both tones at the same time.
9.phantom melody- i hear a melody in both recordings honestly i preffer the slower version.
8.shepards ascending tones- since i had it on repeat it was as if it was a never ending line of ascending beeps. i still can’t tell if they sound the same as when they start. i even advanced the bar to see if it sounded as if it started and it didn’t.. it kept going up.
7.falling bells- i can hear as if the bells pitch are falling at the same time i can hear the pitch is actually rising.
6.quickening beat- at first listen i heard it quicken and then slow down.. very subtle and in a pulse type of way. the second time i listened it was the same tempo and speed the whole way through.
5.virtual barber shop- i hear this clip on a different site. you do at times feel as if you’re there. for the most part it was much like watching tv with your eyes closed, you can tell whats happening without watching. but when the clippers were made to sound as if they were coing to my left ear (which is my good ear) i actually cringed as i do when getting a hair cut by someone other than my self. i don’t like people around my ears or touching them.
4.matchbox rattle- i also heard this one on a different site. i could tell where the box was suppose to be even though i could barely hear it on my right side
3.trinote paradox- for this one i heard both ascending and descending notes not always in the same sequence it was as if my brain was choosing which one it wanted to hear.
2.MgGurk effect- first listen i heard BA BA second listen i tried to hear ga ga or da da and still heard ba ba. while watching the video i heard ba ba and saw ga ga… almost like the video is out of sync with the words.
1.phantom words- this one was weird at first i listened with my headphones on i heard no brain, then i heard no way over and over and over.. after i read some of the entries on here i went back to see if i could hear what they heard.. i heard amonst others things like window, randall, no brain, no way, i tried it with the headphones off at first i heard just no over and over then i heard no way.. and then some how i heard no from both speakers kind of like an echo. then i tried again and heard the no echo as well as a repeating no way under it. i think that is only because i have to hear what comes out of both speaks through only one ear. very intresting.
bonus-under 20′s only- i tested this on other people as well as myself, it was mixed, a 19 year old male heard a very annoying very high pitch sound, a 28 year old female heard both a low buzz and a high pitched eeeeek sound, a 40 year old male didn’t hear anything, and i a 25 year old female heard a low buzz as if speakers were on but no sound coming from them. after wards i tried listening again with out headphones and realized even though i could not physically hear it my body reacted as if i did. i kind of felt light headed and dizzy.
i know my being partially deaf plays a huge factor in what i hear compared to others. some of these tests i heard both, others i heard multiple, and others i only heard one. my experience with this was very intresting concidering i’m partially deaf. some of these reminded me of hearing tests i had when i was young clicking a button every time i heard or thought i heard a beep. almost makes me want to test my hearing in more different ways. thank you very much!!
280 mickey
September 5th, 2008 at 3:52 am
i just read an entry about not hearing the bonus.someone mentioned they heard it from their tv when the sound is off and someone else mentioned about the frequency level of the speakers or computer itself. i hear that high pitched noise when behind a tv, i can also sometimes hear it when the sound is off too. so maybe it is just my computer i’ll have to wait and see if i can hear it on better computer or with better speakers.
281 diogenes
September 7th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
you know that Shepherds Ascending Tones can cause heads to explode without warning
282 Sammy
September 10th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Well I heard #1 with earphones on it went from “No Rain” to “Rainbow” to “Lorraine” to “Dont write” to “Will Write” to “Brando”. No Im listening to it as I write this Email without earphones It says “Dont write” to “window” to “randall” to “Nyquil”. My Schizophrenic Brother said it said “Kill Kill Kill” Lmao No I dont have a Schizophrenic brother,,,, Or Do I?
283 SnowKid32
September 12th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Phantom words always creeps me out. What I heard was “No way no way no way” which didn’t make any sense.
284 rushfan
September 20th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
#5 is the coolest thing I have ever experienced wearing headphones. The accents were horrible and unnecessary, but it was very cool.
#1 she’s saying “no way” to me
and I heard the bonus with my 33 year old ears
285 is_the_mic_on
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:42 am
I work for a radio station as a sound engineer, only 21 so I could hear the bonus note, however half the station couldn’t hear it, and half could
286 Joanie Girl
September 30th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I love the Virtual Barber! I thought my husband was being smart and putting on a fake accent!!! He was beside me.. Very cool!
287 Jessy
October 4th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I heard the Bonus note (I’m 17), so did my boyfriend (16) sister (8) and Father (Some age over 40) it hurt my head. xD
288 Suskis
October 8th, 2008 at 1:45 am
I can’t hear clearly the bonus sound, but my ears hurt. so I can say I can percieve the sonund (I am 37)
289 Sam
October 9th, 2008 at 4:00 am
I’m under 20 and I can’t hear the bonus one D:
Maybe constant use of my earphones has ruined my hearing xD
290 Deus Ex Machina
October 21st, 2008 at 5:28 am
Tough luck for me, both my parents hear the sine wave.
291 Derek
October 27th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Holy crap if you listen to virtual barbershop with your eyes closed…. maannn
292 stef
October 29th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
for number 1 i kept hearing
“you’re fat” and “no help” over and over. makes sense..
293 sazchez
October 31st, 2008 at 1:50 pm
For #1 I heard:
“Nowhere”
and
“Wacko”
294 sazchez
October 31st, 2008 at 1:56 pm
oh and im 22 but i couldnt hear the bonus one.
however that used to get played at the shops near my house, and i used to be able to hear it.
295 Floklo
November 1st, 2008 at 11:39 pm
On #1 I heard “don’t row row row row row don’t row row row row row” and “betty” the whole way through.
296 nova_caine
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Maybe it’s just ’cause I’m young and my hearing is different or something, but some of these were kinda weird for me…(I’m practically 17, if you’re wondering).
#10, if I paid attention kind of closely, I could hear both scales at the same time. I didn’t even have to focus a ton though, so I think it’s kinda weird.
#9, I just think it sounds really pretty =]
#7, I could understand why someone would think it’s getting lower, but I could definitely tell it was higher.
#5 and 4, I listened to with my eyes closed, and it kinda freaked me out how real it sounded, so I stopped like halfway through haha.
#3, I could hear it both ways again. I could understand why some would hear it as low to high and some as high to low. I heard both.
#2, I didn’t hear “da-da” at all. All I heard was “ba-ba”.
#1, I haven’t listened to yet ’cause it’s late and it sounds kinda scary haha…
The bonus I could hear for sure. I hate that sound, I hear it a lot. When it stopped, it reminded me of what it sounds like when a TV shuts off.
297 scarmaouche
November 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am
I think I understand 6 a little. It would seem that the beat quickens as it progresses, but it’s actually just changing the placement of the beats, so as we try to follow it, the dominating beat changes, even though the tempo does not, and we attempt to catch it. A few times, I could hear it be with the beat, and then against the beat, and at the end, it found the original beat it had started with.
298 Valerie
November 8th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I had the mosquito noise in the bonus on my cellphone. Upon entering school I’d set my ringtone to that. Well… I never got caught! Haha!
299 Brandon”brando”
November 14th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Very weird. for number one, I heard no where at first, then I picked up “brando” then “no Brando” the weird part is my friends call me brando and one of my friends is famous for saying no brando. so ya. very interesting
300 Ricevellus
November 15th, 2008 at 12:25 am
The syllables being spoken are “Noh” and “Weh.” Repeatedly. One after the other, with different timing in each ear, as well as pitch. No ghost words came up for me until I really forced myself to hear something, which ended up just being “no way” which… is essentially “noh weh.” Or “weh no” backwards. Kinda lame for me. =( I can’t figure out how people heard things like “Lose weight” or “brando” or even “No help.”
As for all the other ones, I’m highly intrigued. Though, with the arpeggio, slowed down instead of not hearing a melody I heard the “fast-paced” melody, as well as a second, slower melody. Or rather, in the second version, the slower melody played faster, but my point is that instead of losing a melody, I gained one.
Falling Bells: I could hear it going up, though it was a strange sensation. It felt like it was going up, while at the same time going down. Like those never-ending stairs illusions.
301 punk
November 25th, 2008 at 7:51 am
I heard the bonus one, although i am only a year older lol. but it hurt my ears and head! and number 1 i heard “no where” then “oh when”
302 Courtney
November 27th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
#1 I kept hearing “no way” or “waybill” or “warble”. And it sounded like a young woman saying it too.
As for the bonus, I couldn’t hear anything at all, and I just turned 20
303 Xicoona
November 28th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
# 1: I heard “Melman”, “goodnight”, “nowhere”, “milkman”, “roadmill”, “raspberry”, “letdown” “belly-brad”, “delta”… it kept changing. D:
304 Hannes
December 7th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
I am just 13 years old and I can’t hear the bonus sound, I have tested it on many speakers too!
But it may be useful to have a sound that just my class mates can hear, and not my teacher…
305 Hannes
December 7th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
If you liked the Virtual Barbershop, check this out!
http://www.snesclassics.com/Virtual_Audio.php
306 blackcowlneck
December 9th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I’m 42 and I can hear the bonus tone just fine.
307 Catty
December 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Half way through 1, I heard ‘Weeeeee! Wooooooo! Weeeeeeee! Wooooooo!’;
In the other half, I heard ‘Welphelpwelphelphelphelpwelphelp’ rapidly.
308 Catty
December 13th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Am I just mentally dimented? I listened to Phantom Words and heard ‘Fuck You’…
309 Ehmmie
December 13th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
The bonus one is so high!!
310 pete
December 16th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
The Barber one was realistic. i kept having to check behind me just to make sure there wasn’t someone there shaving my head…i have a fear of haircuts
311 Kelly
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:05 am
I turn 21 in 3 weeks and the bonus clip was so high pitched it hurt my ears! Like..really bad, ouch!
312 adam
January 7th, 2009 at 8:36 am
wow the phantom words i thought where no way bueno uhu away its freaki awsome!!
313 Ashley
January 7th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I must have listened to that phantom words repeatedly, i have so many words yet the wierdest i heard were anal in one ear repeating and sperm in the other, both countertimed.
314 Crimanon
January 7th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Ah, The beauty of the sub-conscience! So what are you doing later Ashley?
Lord JayNu, your site seems to be telling me to Detox or something like that. I can’t for the life of me figure out which ad it is. Is anyone else having this problem?
315 patricia
January 9th, 2009 at 6:39 am
The matchbox one freaked me out so much. I closed my eyes and it seemed so real I felt like there was a ghost in my room shaking a matchbox around my head!
316 ringtailroxy
January 9th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
wah! I can’t here the bonus!at the tender age of 33, i have to admit i am no longer able to cute my way thru life…
also, for #1, I heard a variety of bizarre words
no brain
no grant
randall
random
may may (name of my cat)
we may no may
no way
my way
no no no no
some way
go way
ringtailroxy
317 joanne
January 9th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
316. ringtailroxy – January 9th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
i can’t hear it either, and i’m only 18
318 Kreachure
January 12th, 2009 at 10:14 am
The first time I heard the Bonus early last year, I was able to hear it very clearly. I was 20 back then.
Now I’m 21, and now… I can’t hear squat!!!!! I… feel… so… old!!!!!
319 Doperhoper
January 13th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Well Im 23 and I can hear that teen tune ! But it is true for some cases, my mother wasnt able to hear it !
The no. one illusion didnt work on me too. They adder some reverb on the sound but it didnt make me thnk they were talking or something
320 GobHoblin
January 20th, 2009 at 5:15 am
I’m 24 with tinnitus and I managed to hear the teen tone – just!
321 GobHoblin
January 20th, 2009 at 5:19 am
As for #1, I heard “nowhere”, “bueno” and something that I can only describe as “N’dobway”.
322 Dennis
January 20th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
For sound #1 I heard “no way” out of my left ear and “no wandering” out of my right ear.
323 Whiplash JFK
January 20th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
On the subject of auditory illusions. A techno song by JFK called Whiplash (Bad Habit Boys remix) there is a section of the song which seems to accelerate the same way the drum beat does. I highly recommend that people check out this song. I heard it the first time in my friends car and it event felt as if the car itself was accelerating.
Check it out
324 Will
February 5th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I am 55 y/o and could hear to under 20′s sound only perfectly. my friend who is 62 could not hear a thing! Proving that Suni Lamp is an Old Fart!!! HA!
325 Storm
February 7th, 2009 at 2:59 am
i was wondering, because for some reason i can block out the voices individually and seclude them, are they BOTH saying “no way” and they just combined them to make it sound like a jumbled noise? because everytime i block one out the 1st one will say no way and then i’ll block the 1st one out and the 2nd will say no way. or is it really just my mind playing tricks on me?
326 bob
February 12th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
very cool list, I’m 23 and I can’t hear the bonus sound, however at the beginning and end of the soundclip I can hear a very soft clicking sound in my head. kind of strange
327 Jen
February 25th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I kept hearing ‘no way’ too. I was listening to it for a while and I thought the trick was that occasionally I’d get confused between the two ears and it would sound like “no no way”
I guess I’m a negative person? xD
328 Paradox-1987
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
GREAT…loved every second of it.
The MgGurk thing didn’t work on me :S I kept hearing ba ba ba with my monitor off.
And that last sound is ANNOYING as Hell!!!…ohwell, I’ll be 22 this year, so guess I won’t be able to ”enjoy” those high fq’s any more
329 Maryy
March 8th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
i hope there is something wrong with my computer cuz im 13 and i cant hear the bonus
330 Buck
March 9th, 2009 at 6:36 am
I am 13 too and I can’t hear it either!
331 Yazzmino
March 17th, 2009 at 3:47 am
The number one on this list is called “Phasing” Im not sure but maybe Steve Reich did it first. The 2 that he did which I heard are called “Its gonna Rain” and there was one with a preacher but I cant remember what it’s called. He used mechanical tape machines which eventually went out of synch with each other and thats how it “phased.”
He also did a really amazing piece called “Piano Phase” Where a phrase is played on two piano’s and one piano stays the same throughout and the other gets slightly quicker then goes back to the original tempo and then they are playing together but with the different notes. There is an amazing video on youtube of one man playing it. He is incredible and is basically splitting his mind
332 Blast Vortex
March 18th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
The Matchbox and Barbershop tracks still send shivers down the spine – they’re that good. FYI, Matchbox dude needs to stop shaking that thing by my butt! =p Also, aside from the audible gibberish of the Phantom Words I can’t hear anything without concentrating on it, though doing so gives me NO, WAH, NO WAY, and RANDOM.
Most of these are evidence enough that supposed sound illusions don’t work on everybody.
Both Scale Illusions warble back and forth, making them feel centered overall (though the dec-asc sounds predominant to me).
The Phantom Melody doesn’t exist to my ears since I hear the exact same melody in both (though at different tempos obviously).
The Shepherd Paradox has an audible chord drop when played at any point. I even closed my eyes and muted it, unmuting it later (with my eyes still closed) and got the same thing.
The Falling Bells has pitches which rise and fall at the same time. The lower pitches are obviously louder, but both are clearly audible.
The theory on the Quickening Beat is sound (pun intended!). Unfortunately, the track itself has an audible jump. I even tapped it out and get the same thing. Yuck.
The Tritone Paradox sometimes goes down, and other times it goes up. Upon looping, I’m hearing different things for the same notes. Yikes! Yay for tritones though.
Last but not least, people should note that those of any age CAN hear the “Under 20′s” sound, but it doesn’t necessarily work for everybody. I damn well heard it though and my ears are still bloody ringing. I’m 27 btw.
333 Kiran
March 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
i cant hear the high pitched sound and i am 15
334 Blast Vortex
March 22nd, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Since the Phantom Melody does work in certain pieces, it really helps to have a telling example (the above one is terrible). Someone I know referred me to Chopin’s Etude Op.25 No.10, which serves as an excellent example. Here’s a link:
@Karin: Just because a good share of teenagers can hear the “Under 20″ noise doesn’t necessarily mean that all people under 20 will hear it. Any number of factors – such as genetic differences, susceptibility to ear-related infections, or auditory disabilities (just to name a few things) – can influence the ability to hear such noise.
335 NeilM
March 31st, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Cool list! I could hear the under 20′s one and im 36; Ive read that asthmatics, for some unknown reason, can hear higher pitches than ‘normal’ folk.
336 Kiran
April 1st, 2009 at 2:10 pm
maybe you have kept your hearing in good condition up to this point. The reason why you can hear it is because you haven’t lost hairs in your ears as most people would at your age.
337 InfeaNO
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I can hear the under 20 sound and I’m 27. I also have hayfever which I believe has been linked to asthma. It’s extreamly unplesedt for anyone whose wondering and has been used for “silent” phone ringtones and “mosquito” teen deterents.
338 lrigD
April 4th, 2009 at 6:36 am
First of all: I don’t hear any McGurk thingies. I mean, I just hear nothing.
The phantom words: through the right speaker, I heard ‘love’: through the left, sometimes ‘melkweg’ en sometimes ‘nowhere’. Melkweg is the Dutch name for the Milky Way (I think). Or it can be melk weg = milk gone. Very weird. Wasn’t thinking of milk nor ‘nowhere’.
And the Sheperd’s Ascending Tones: it seems like they’re going up indeed, but if you focus you can hear that they’re the same. It’s really weird though
339 Ninja
April 4th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
OUCH!!!! Bonus hurt like hell, and I’m 32. The matchbox one freaked me out, but I didn’t find the barbershop all that amazing. I heard no way every time I played number 1. Number 7 sounded like it was getting higher, not lower. Still waiting for the ringing to stop!!!
340 albedo
April 9th, 2009 at 9:44 am
#1 felt very strange to me. I don’t hear two separate scales but on the other side the notes change to fast to assign each note to the correct channel.
I’m 34 and the bonus track wasn’t a very pleasant experience. I felt the same way I felt when our physics teacher switched on the high frequency generator in our class that generated a very loud 22 kHz sine wave.
341 Kaleb
April 21st, 2009 at 5:18 pm
The virtual barbershop is really cool!
342 Geo
April 27th, 2009 at 9:44 am
#1 said to me:” Know it, No where, Help me & You’re gay” I’m like wtf :L
343 gk1
May 1st, 2009 at 10:30 am
OMG! #1 was the coolest thing ever! All I had to do was simply think in the words and I could heard them.
The Virtual Barber Shop is also cool.
344 taylor oconnor
May 5th, 2009 at 6:30 am
hello your website sucks hole and i think you shouldnt have to download it cus tbh its rubbish ana so erm yeah bye babes ilu
xxx
345 asyd rayne
May 6th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
hello people i’m mickey…the partially deaf person (entry #279 and 280) i have a new computer and new headphones and can proudly say.. i’m 26 years old practically deaf and FINALLY heard the bonus under thingy… yay go me !!!!
346 asyd rayne
May 6th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
don’t know if i mentioned this or not but…for the bonus it depends on the frequency of the equipment you’re using i couldn’t hear it on my old computer with or with out headphones but i hear on this one!!!
347 Rhianne
May 15th, 2009 at 10:11 am
I heard ‘no blame’
348 Lara
May 17th, 2009 at 6:30 am
The last one is kind of scary, I heard a woman saying “Puede” (spanish for “he can”) and another one saying “Well no” jaja it’s funny.
349 Jonah
May 17th, 2009 at 8:04 am
When the Manuel (HA!) whispered in my ear I just about peed myself. HAHA How embarrassing. it startled me.
350 Hank
May 20th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
if the frequency is only 18k most people should be able to hear it. maybe something more towards 20k would bring better results for the “elderly”. Past 20k and no one should be able to hear it except for a very small percentage.
351 Alvin
May 26th, 2009 at 3:02 am
I just listened the Bonus track. I can hear it, i am 21,but both of my colleagues can’t hear it and they are 20 and 22 years old.
Perhaps it’s because i listen to jazz and they listen to house.
352 irsnyder
May 27th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Strange. I downloaded the 18,000 hz mp3 file, and when I played it, I could very clearly hear two distinct tones. One that wasn’t very high and another that was extremely high. Should I only be able to hear one?
353 irsnyder
May 27th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Oh. And by the way, I’ll be 30 this year.
354 jellybean
June 7th, 2009 at 6:42 am
I’m fourteen & I can’t hear the bonus.
Man. D:
355 big cock mcgee
June 15th, 2009 at 8:08 am
I heard joker on the last one because I just watched the dark knight
356 Dr.J
June 16th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Well…. Dat bell thing though starts with lower notes @ some point in da middle it goes to higher notes…. I frankly noticed it…… den about da number 1…. I also heard no way wit a slight delay from each cycle in both ears…..
357 Boris
June 16th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
I’m 42 and could hear the bonus – and I had club music blasting in my ears for the 15 years I was a DJ!!
Now among all of them, the Matchbox was the most impressive, because even listening to the right side only, the rattling still seemed to go UP & DOWN! Never heard stereo effect going up&down as clearly as that. Amazing.
358 Jonny M.
June 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I’m 25 and I heard that bonus sound extremely clear and it was annoying
359 latfat
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
hey jfrater you said that you can make it say what you want. Well I kept on hearing road rape. Am i trying to tell myself something?
360 Anthony
June 27th, 2009 at 3:17 am
#1 is so cool!
I can make it change by thinking no where no where ,no way, no where, no where, no way. I was reading the posts and I could hear them too!
361 Andrew Darwitan
July 3rd, 2009 at 7:25 am
I only heard “nowhere”. But I have nothing in mind at the time of listening, lol.
362 Andrew Darwitan
July 3rd, 2009 at 7:27 am
I managed to catch the melody from #9 despite being slowed down, though. The repetition helped to catch up with the change in notes.
363 asyd rayne
July 13th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
@taylor oconnor (344): don’t be such dickhead!!!
364 Mimi
July 20th, 2009 at 12:58 am
Should I seek help if all I heard was: Blah blah blah blah blah blah?
365 Boombash
July 26th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
OMG IM 16 AND I DIDNT HEAR ANYTHIIIIING IN THE BONUS ONE, THE SOUND FOR UNDER 20s?!?!?!?!?!?!? whats wrong with me lol
366 artzub
July 30th, 2009 at 1:03 am
#1:
~ Program
~ Novgorod
~ web
~ window
~ oh brain
~ наглый
~ love
~ новый
~ бам бам бам =)
#5 cool!!!
367 Steve
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 am
I can’t wait to get home and show this to my wife. Very cool!znakomstvaafter playing it on my pc speakers she claimed i was messing with her coz she cudnt hear anything…it works
!!! but cant use it on my phone
368 PeteSpeed
August 4th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
#1 no way i go bowling….odd
369 Izzy
August 5th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
At first I was afraid to listen to #1 because of the picture. My brother was like, “What, do you think it’s going to say ‘Kill them! Kill them all!’?”
What’s that? Why yes, I did think that.
370 Peter
August 9th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
For #1 I heard at first “the wing” then “no wing” then “no way” and I’m a pilot. That is eerie.
371 Nevena
August 10th, 2009 at 8:19 am
I heard Govno (s*it on Serbian xD)
372 brummsel
August 17th, 2009 at 6:19 am
It is incredible!
I am studying this website for the last 5 days now and I just can’t stop. I didn’t watch TV or listen to music during the last days, because I am too absorbed in this page.
Although I could have said much to almost every list I’ve seen (I am only half way through)this is the first one that forces me to open my mouth (or move my fingers
Regarding the phantom voices, it said: nowhere, nowhere and dog, dog. Maybe “nowhere” because I just became unemployed and I am afraid that it leads me nowhere. Incredible that I didn’t hear a german word, although I am german.
I can hear the Bonus tone (I am 26), but to me it is veeeeery low and quiet. But what I loved most is, that my sleeping cats both awoke instantly, looking at my with a distraught glimpse. Maybe I will use this in future to stop them from jumping onto my cupboards.
The barber shop is my favourite. I closed my eyes and it was soooo real. I knew if he was in front of or behind me. This is awsome, as the sound was only either in my right or my left ear, but it felt like it surrounded me. When the scissors came nearer I pulled away my head. I had the feeling the guys are actually in my room. Very scary! I could even hear the matches at my feet!
They should produce every audio book in this way!
The one I didn’t understand were the bells. To me the tone obviously got higher!
Greetings from Germany!
373 anon
August 22nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
The number 1 sound sounded like “Right now” to me.
374 James
August 24th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Im 27 and I heard the under 20s sound fine, although it did seem almost silent towards the end
375 Ibrahim
August 27th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
For no 1, I keep hearing, “no Where” and ‘milk’ repeatedly…Wweirddd
376 no one
August 30th, 2009 at 5:24 am
On #1 I heard: “No way, Window, and In the window”
377 Crizack
September 10th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
i can’t hear any of this. when i click the link, it takes me to a page that says “internet explorer cannot display this webpage” what is going on?!?!?
378 weather
September 17th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
I’m 42 and I can hear it.
379 ekswfrenwn
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I can hear:No way,no brain…and Randall.The second too i heard rainbow :S
380 Ek
October 14th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
In #1 ,to me, the left ear sounded like a black woman saying “no where,” and the right ear sounded like a white woman saying something like “wango.”
381 Micko
October 15th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Steve T.
Ive been a drummer for 11 years… it sounds fast to even my experienced ears.. but when I clap the tempo out it sounds right ..
382 Micko
October 15th, 2009 at 8:33 am
all i heard was either no way or no where for #1 also ..
383 Micko
October 15th, 2009 at 8:37 am
change that its no where left to right .. seems like its just repeated with a different lower tone in the right ear…
384 arkhamhorror
October 15th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
#1 I heard sounds like “Don’t Talk” being said at a very fast speed. But at first I couldn’t recognize what I heard..
385 Christie
October 20th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
I was just looking at this stuff cuz i have a psychology class, im 17. first of all i hate the high pitched noise….any really high pitched noise hurts my ears and makes me want to cry. my mom is 45 and she can hear it too. maybe certain people just hold onto their hearing. on the one with the voices I heard “No way” “no no way” “beuno” (like the restaurant from kim possible)”Wana” “No where”
wierd.
I was actually wondering if it was normal to have perfect hearing (almost too good) and hear random phantom noises since in pretty sure im not mentally ill =P i just idk. this kinda was interesting tho
386 natapillar
October 21st, 2009 at 8:31 am
#2 – there was no sound,even when i turned the volume way up.
387 natapillar
October 21st, 2009 at 8:34 am
ok i found #2 but on a better video! i heard ba ba and when i watched it i saw ga ga
388 natapillar
October 21st, 2009 at 8:40 am
#1 was really strange. it made my ears hurt lol. at first i thought i heard ‘dont know’. then possibly ‘dont run’, but mostly it was ‘dont look’. very creepy!
i tried the bonus on my one year old and she giggled at the screen!
389 Crizack
October 21st, 2009 at 11:52 am
none of the links work for me.. does anyone have working links?
390 Audrey
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:48 am
That damn bonus noise!
My best friend’s boyfriend just bought a new tv at a yard sale and everytime he turns it on, it makes that noise & neither her nor him ever hear it, but it drives me absolutely nuts.
He’s 25 and oddly enough, she’s 19.
I’m 19 too, but I can hear it.
This list is insane.
Weird enough, some of the sounds like the barbershop, I don’t know if its my headphones or me, but whenever he says right, I hear it in my left, and vice versa.
Does that mean something?
And with the devil’s note, or whatever, I hear low to high.
Go figure. haha
Awesome list!
No wonder its your favorite ;D
391 Daratora
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:44 am
i played the under 20′s sound, also known as the mesquito, with my dog on my bed while she was sleeping, and she flinched! Ok, maybe this story wasn’t as exciting as I thought it would be…
392 slappy
October 27th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
i could easily hear the 18000 mhz sound, and im 35 years old. i have always had exceptional hearing, looks like it has not diminished with age
393 spm-master spm-master
October 28th, 2009 at 1:51 am
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394 sli
November 6th, 2009 at 2:48 am
Just wanted to point out that I’m left handed, and for #1 I could hear both scales in both ears simultaneously. But I’m also a musician (completely self-taught, aside from a little music theory), so I don’t know if which of those two factors is affecting my perception the most.
395 Mememe
November 6th, 2009 at 5:05 am
Cool list.
#2 had no sound for me, though…
#1 I heard ‘Nowhere’ and ‘Oh, when(?)’
396 plamtreestalker
November 9th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
i think a variation of number 8 is used in super mario 64 when u go up the impossible staircase with not enough stars (you have to play the game =p).
397 jreddy666
November 10th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
The under 20′s one is amazing! Does anybody know where I could get the ringtone? I tried on my sister and she couldn’t hear it (:
398 Irfanullah Jan
November 16th, 2009 at 9:40 am
I am under 19 and I hear the under 20′s at very low volume.
399 Irfanullah Jan
November 16th, 2009 at 9:48 am
On #1 I heared phrases in my native language.
Meaning:
“Read Nine”
“Don’t beat it”
“Cut the crops”
“Jump”
LOL
400 Irfanullah Jan
November 16th, 2009 at 9:48 am
I speak Pashto..
401 Tomo
November 17th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Firstly, I can’t believe I’ve been reading listverse for so long and never heard this list. Actually, I usually come to listverse when I’m bored at work and I dont have stereo speakers at work so I guess I must have given it a miss. Today I’ve listened to these amazing sounds at home.
All I heard for number 1 are the words “nowhere” and “where no” alternating between the left and right speakers. Occasionally the “where no” sounded like “Randall”.
The barber shop really freaked me out, that should have been number 1.
402 joker
November 20th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
in number 1 i could hear “grandad went away, no grandad.” on a loop, my grandad died this year….creepy. its unsettled me quite a bit.
403 alex
November 21st, 2009 at 6:24 pm
i”m only 14 and i can’t hear the bonus tone
404 cass
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
WTF MAN!! im 14 and i cant hear the bonus that is crazy…i need to turn down my music
405 humbolstwolf
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I don’t like Blueberries thay are icky blucky and gross so I think you should put a different fruit.But I like the color blue and Blueberries are blue :].
406 mi
December 9th, 2009 at 8:12 am
For number one, I first heard “well” and then “huevo” (egg). i guess I was tinking of breakfast.
As for the bonus, I was able to her it vey clearly at 20, now I’m 22 and I can only hear it a little bit
407 joboy
December 12th, 2009 at 6:10 am
i am now 19 YO but i did not hear anything on the bonus sound!
408 kemosabi
December 15th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
#1 Toward the middle till the end I clearly heard “Miranda ran away”… in my right ear and “Window” in my left.
409 kemosabi
December 15th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
…but for the first part of #1 I just hear “wano” or “no way”.. I heard the bonus just fine I’m 29yrs old, it’s not loud though but peircing kinda.
410 sasha
December 15th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
man the virtual barbar shop was creepy. I got chills down my spine cuz of the bag, i actually expected to feel the bag! I expected to feel the sharp coldness of the sissors. I actually flinched from the electric razor sound. I jumped when the sound “whispered” in my ear….(gonna listen to the phantom words hang on…)…its weird( i got a headache cuz its repetative)…I kept hearing “wahno,wahno,wahno,wanho”and “roman,roman,roman,roman” and “no way,no way,no way,no way,no way” it was weird. As soon as i got the right ear to hear “no way” the left ear would turn to “wahno” or “roman” and vice-versa. But either way I got a headache…<:( creepy tho
411 Vipinkrishnan
December 16th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Wow..!! this is awesome.. waiting for more audio illusions
412 mahdi
December 24th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Hi, please send this incredible sound to my email if you can, I do not have high-speed internet here. thanks a lot.
mahdi
413 Merulian
December 25th, 2009 at 12:55 am
! gah. I was able to hear BA with eyes closed, and DA with eyes open, but I could also make it switch by opening and closing my eyes during the video. Creepy.
414 Jim
December 31st, 2009 at 4:56 pm
It’s true that the 18k pitch is something most adults (closer to the age or 25-26) can’t heart, but it’s BS that teenagers use it as a ringtone. This is because at the very best, a cellphone can’t reproduce a tone any higher than 5k. No cellphone in the world could come close to reproducing an 18k tone.
415 Storm
January 8th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
On phantom voices I found that after hearing a certain phrase enough it just fuzzed out…(random turned to just rano) I could “will” the words to come up. (it turned to wano and I thought window until I heard it.) Similarily, “No way” eventually was willed to “No grain”
And those paradoxes were cool bt the matchbox and barbershop wer actually so real it was freaky!
416 Storm
January 8th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Oh and is there someway I can dowload these? They are so cool!
417 MamaBear2Cubs
January 12th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
I’m apparently too old at 26 to hear the bonus item, but my 4 month old daughter stopped gabbing and stared at the computer, I tried it again with my 3 year old and he said “mommy turn that off!” Ha!
418 evilspwn
January 15th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
my m8 was playing the bonus loud, annoyed the hell out of me. i’m 22 though.
419 Magnetron
January 15th, 2010 at 11:34 pm
The bonus sound drives me insane. It’s the same(ish) frequency of the sounds that come off of the back of some televisions. If you’re ever in Best Buy and chilling around the TV section, you’ll hear it. Drives me nuts. (21 YO, btw)
420 alex12345269
January 23rd, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Numbers 5 and 4 blew my mind.
421 Stab
January 24th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Very nice. loving the haircut.
422 devin
January 27th, 2010 at 8:10 am
i think tht it sucks i dont like it all
423 litahosen
January 27th, 2010 at 10:37 am
I liked the hair cut one. When he whispered in my ear at the end, I actually moved my head away like I would if someone was actually whipering in my ear.
As for number one, I heard “window”, “random”, and “playdoh”.
424 litahosen
January 27th, 2010 at 10:39 am
Being 17, I can hear the bonus sound. It drives me insane. Not only is it annoying but it actually hurts my ears.
425 nicoleredz3
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 am
Couldn’t hear the high frequency one…
426 Braai22
February 6th, 2010 at 5:20 am
The Barber shop freaked me out! I had to stop playing it when they were using the scissors. That thing is creepy….
427 Dawggie
February 10th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Dang… I’m 19 and can’t hear the high frequency one… I hope that’s not a bad sign…
428 Zoombafoo
February 21st, 2010 at 3:55 pm
#1 i herd dont run away then i heard bread and water, then no way. very weird but cool
429 Altaf
February 24th, 2010 at 6:51 am
Like real and very helpfull for the blinds to asses the real world withyheri brain power
my mom astonished after listen this and considered that … it is real
430 Marina Morais
February 26th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
I heard “Broadway”!!
431 deathgleaner
February 28th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
#9: The melody there is not “phantom”, it was planned by the composer. The use of fast scales and arpeggios is to decorate the melody. Some musicians refer to it as the hidden melody. This technique is used in a lot of Romantic-era music (e.g. Chopin: Op. 25 No. 1). A good listener can pick out the melody even when played slowly, and a good performer can bring out the melodic line when played slowly.
#7: This illusion depends on higher tones subtly overlapping and overtaking the lower tones. I could clearly hear this effect.
#6: I believe this is a result of compressing more “minor” beats into each “major” beat
#5,4: These aren’t illusions
#3: I believe this depends on the sine waves and their properties. I’ve noticed that when I play sine waves on my speakers, lower-pitched waves tend to be quieter. On this recording, the first group is C-F#, each being an octave.
Bonus: It’s called Mosquito or Beethoven in some places. I can hear it. It’s also been used to deter kids from loitering around adult establisments.
432 deathgleaner
March 4th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
By the way, #8 really isn’t a good example of phantom melodies. The hand that has the harmony is the r.H with arpeggios and the sort going on, while the l.H plays the real melody.
A better example would be Chopin’s Op. 25, No. 1 (which I mentioned in my previous comment.) Here, the r.H has a melody consisting of the top notes of each arpeggio, and the r.H has the harmony as well.
You can listen to that recording http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89tude_Op._25,_No._1_%28Chopin%29
433 auslander
April 13th, 2010 at 1:14 am
Please, oh, please use an embedded player!
434 ElQuieto
April 14th, 2010 at 1:40 am
It is possible that your speakers are not playing #11 … i am 28, have some studio monitors at hand and HELL YES!! i hear it – quite painfully
435 Kaede
April 15th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
First, I heard “No way”, then “Snowy”, and then “When a..”
o_O
436 kebs007
April 15th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
nowhere, random, no way, Grano[?], the virtual barber tickles me… I can hear it 18000hz, I’m 18. The matchbox goes around me… Yaah
437 Jesus of suburbia
April 26th, 2010 at 6:13 am
from #1 I heard Nowhere and Norway
438 Hack
April 26th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Cool man..!
439 Maria
May 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 am
huh. I wonder if my mom can hear it…
Great job, Jamie! Will you make another list with the sounds??
440 Mike
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Many of these are misleading. The overtones of the bell are what your hear, creating the illusion of dropping pitch as the overtones enter into a more auible range. The drum beat one is totally wrong as I have verified it myself with a simple metronome.
441 smokelover
May 6th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
i like the barber one man thats of chain
442 Dadalchimist
May 8th, 2010 at 3:17 am
For #1 i heard, Randol, than Bagel, then No way, then No Where, Then Broadway…
443 Dadalchimist
May 8th, 2010 at 9:50 pm
I HONESTLY LOVE THE VIRTUAL HAIRCUT, but for the phantom words i got “no way, Randol”
444 Guest
May 14th, 2010 at 9:24 am
All I hear for #1 is "wana" over and over again in both speakers, only they're out of phase by about 90 degrees.
445 David
May 16th, 2010 at 5:30 am
for #1 i heard "no way", "nowhere", "when-a", then my left ear heard some old woman saying "Randall" while my right ear was hearing "nowhere", then my left ear heard a duck quack…
446 David
May 16th, 2010 at 5:31 am
ROFL i just heard some musical rhythm going:
"no, no randall, randall, randall, randall, no, no, no randall…"
sooo funny
447 billgoat
May 19th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
the virtual barber shop is the best.
448 pepesan
May 20th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
the bonus is uber cool. tried it out with a number of people and it's true. but a simple adjustment on the quicktime volume made us hear the audio.
449 Minelbp
May 24th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I heard rowboat with number 1. Lost just ended and I’m still thinking about it, I hope. I’m terrified of water so I hope it’s not a prediction or anything
450 omg
May 26th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
i cant hear the under 20
451 kybaig
May 28th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
for all of u that cant hear the bonus download the file and increase the volume a bit , i can hear it and believe me the sound is really gonna whack ur ears up lol
452 Justin H
June 1st, 2010 at 11:13 pm
I can hear the bonus sound clearly and Im 24
453 Elizabeth
June 7th, 2010 at 6:03 am
I'm almost 27, and I could hear the sound from the bonus! Yay me!
454 kat
June 13th, 2010 at 1:37 am
Ahhh shit, all I could hear was "baby" in #1…NO THANKS
455 Belinda Forbes
June 13th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
No milk, don't wear, oh when, wear red.
456 Jei T
June 15th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
The matchbox is so amazing! I hear it with my eyes open as if there's someone invisible shaking matches arround me.
457 KEYME
June 28th, 2010 at 2:21 am
for no 1, I heard “one way” , “terminal”, “no way” and “fugly” :S
458 Tom
June 28th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
I'm very surprised not to see the auditory illusion that consists of someone repeating a phrase over and over until it starts to sound like music.
Check this out:
http://thinkorthwim.com/2007/11/26/a-musical-illu...
459 DeepD
July 8th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Nice! The Picture from #10 has been taken in the city I live in. In fact I also know the person sitting in the "Hoerthron" (hearing throne)
It is in Oldenburg, Germany
460 MayaMax
July 15th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Good collection. I will hear them all.
461 sisterjanet
July 25th, 2010 at 2:23 am
Well, I heard Ba-ba, but saw Ga-ga, so what does that mean? Also heard nowhere for #1 but then no phantom over and over again…. creepy. Oh, and at 30, I can hear the bonus sound. Excellent.
462 RodC
July 28th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
I'm 31 and I can that bonus tone…damn it's still ringing highly pitched inside my ear, is that a good sign? LOL
463 Israfel
August 3rd, 2010 at 7:38 pm
30 and no bonus for me
On #1 with headphones she just kept on saying "oh well" then on speakers: "window" wich evolved in "when the wind blows trough the window" that was pretty cool
464 saminko
August 9th, 2010 at 9:40 am
I loved the barber shop, i actually got chills when the razer whent by my ear.
I tested 1,2 and the bonus on my parents and my sister.
#2-Me and my sister both heard baba first then gaga but my parents only baba
#1- Everyone heard No Way. and i heard No Way and Randle(i know no one named Randle)
Bonus- Me(17) and my sister(22) both heard the noise and it actually hurt my ears. My dad heard nothing but my mom heard a clicking. My 4yr old nephew heard the noise to
465 MySmart Buzz
August 10th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Great!! I like number 4, Matchbox Rattle!
466 ambalilz
August 13th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
All I could hear was BA BA when i closed my eyes, i couldnt even force myself to hear DA DA and when i watched it I heard GA GA

i wish my computer didnt suck, i would of been able to listen to the other ones
and im from england and i had no idea about the sound under 20s can only hear. I'm 17, I wanna hear it!
467 @wardrich
August 15th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
All I got on #1 was "Nowhere" and "Randall"… though when I read one of the above comments, I could just make out "meltdown"
468 lotus
August 15th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Frühlingsrauschen is even more beautiful when played slowly… I don’t understand how anyone could not hear the melody. The first illusion worked as they said, as I am right handed, but this is only because I associate the higher scale with my right hand on the piano.
469 mee
August 20th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
For 1 I heard "No way" "help me" "milk man"
it creeps me out a lot..that's probably why I keep hearing help me
470 Edgar
August 29th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
on the matchbox one i literally got chills because i swear i could fell the guys arm shaking the matchbox around my torso!