The opening lines of a book are where the reader gets hooked. That is also true for good lists. Since I’ve already blown my chance to make a good first impression, I offer up fifteen of the greatest opening lines in literature. They stand alone as sentences but also make you want to read on to discover what else is behind them.

1. “Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” — Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
2. “The human race, to which so many of my readers belong, has been playing at children’s games from the beginning, and will probably do it till the end, which is a nuisance for the few people who grow up.” — The Napoleon of Notting Hill – G. K. Chesterton
3. “I, Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus This-that-and-the-other (for I shall not trouble you yet with all my titles) who was once, and not so long ago either, known to my friends and relatives and associates as “Claudius the Idiot,” or “That Claudius,” or “Claudius the Stammerer,” or “Clau-Clau-Claudius” or at best as “Poor Uncle Claudius,” am now about to write this strange history of my life; starting from my earliest childhood and continuing year by year until I reach the fateful point of change where, some eight years ago, at the age of fifty-one, I suddenly found myself caught in what I may call the “golden predicament” from which I have never since become disentangled.” — I, Claudius – Robert Graves
4. “He—for there could be no doubt of his sex, though the fashion of the time did something to disguise it—was in the act of slicing at the head of a Moor which swung from the rafters.” — Orlando – Virginia Woolf
5. “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” — 1984 – George Orwell

6. “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.” — A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
7. “I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me; had they duly considered how much depended upon what they were then doing;—that not only the production of a rational Being was concerned in it, but that possibly the happy formation and temperature of his body, perhaps his genius and the very cast of his mind;—and, for aught they knew to the contrary, even the fortunes of his whole house might take their turn from the humors and dispositions which were then uppermost:—Had they duly weighed and considered all this, and proceeded accordingly,—I am verily persuaded I should have made a quite different figure in the world, from that, in which the reader is likely to see me.” — Tristram Shandy – Laurence Sterne
8. “If youth, throughout all history, had had a champion to stand up for it; to show a doubting world that a child can think; and, possibly, do it practically; you wouldn’t constantly run across folks today who claim that “a child don’t know anything.” A child’s brain starts functioning at birth; and has, amongst its many infant convolutions, thousands of dormant atoms, into which God has put a mystic possibility for noticing an adult’s act, and figuring out its purport.” — Gadbsy – Ernest Vincent Wright (A book written completely without the letter e)
9. “As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic vermin.” — Metamorphosis – Franz Kafka
10. “Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the riverbank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, ‘and what is the use of a book’, thought Alice, ‘without pictures or conversation?’” — Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll

11. “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” — Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austin
12. “No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were being scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.” — War of the Worlds – H. G. Wells
13. “There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.” — Voyage of the Dawn Treader – C. S. Lewis
14. “Midway in our life’s journey, I went astray from the straight road and woke to find myself alone in a dark wood.” — Inferno – Dante
15. “It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.” — Earthly Powers – Anthony Burgess

Considered so bad that it inspired a literary award for the worst opening lines is the opener from ‘Paul Clifford’ by Edward Bulwer-Lytton.
“It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.”




















No …… “in the beginning”?
Thats weird. A list of opening lines and no “first” comment.
Listverse understands and champions irony, therefore this was completely intentional.
okay, “first”.
Does that help?
This is the most boring list ever. Why does listverse still publish this kind of list?
Agreed. I read two lines and just scrolled through the rest just to post this comment: Ladies and gentlement hobos and tramps crossed eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants ……ohhh that reminds me whats worse than ants in your pants? uncles.
Totally agree with you, please give us a more interesting list!
Seriously?
This is a wonderful list if you happen to be literate.
Which unfortunately, the most vociferous of listverse readers aren’t and thus prefer their reading to be simplified into top ten lists.
My thought exactly.
‘I am damned,’ thinks Bunny Munro in a sudden moment of self-awareness reserved for those who are soon to die.
Bunny Munro is a great book.
Interesting list. I’d love to see interesting last sentences, as well. That’s the first thing I read.
)
I definitely second this.
“All was well.” came to my mind first after reading this comment!
“hurrah for the karmazov!” is my all time favorite …
Woah
The sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel. – Neuromancer – William Gibson
I find it ironic that at the time Gibson wrote those words that color was snowy grey-white.
Nowadays in the era of digital TV signals it would be pure 0,0,255 blue
Someone must have been telling lies about Joseph K., for without having done anything wrong he was arrested one fine morning. – The Trial
Kafka = genius
I don’t think the worst line is all that bad. It’s very 19th century and it’s cliche now, but look, it’s very memorable!
Which one have you decided is the worst?? There is no bad or worst in the title of the list, so I think we can safely assume that the writer likes all these.
You missed the bonus at the bottom of the list.
I always believed that some people don’t read the whole list.
hahaha
Gee, you reckon?
Heck, some people don’t read the comments before commenting, and therefore tend to make the same statement already made a dozen times over…
“Cliche” is not a *****ing adjective, you moron.
cli·ché [klee-shey, kli-] Show IPA
noun
1.
a trite, stereotyped expression; a sentence or phrase, usually expressing a popular or common thought or idea, that has lost originality, ingenuity, and impact by long overuse, as sadder but wiser, or strong as an ox.
2.
(in art, literature, drama, etc.) a trite or hackneyed plot, character development, use of color, musical expression, etc.
3.
anything that has become trite or commonplace through overuse.
4.
British Printing .
a.
a stereotype or electrotype plate.
b.
a reproduction made in a like manner.
adjective
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trite; hackneyed; stereotyped; clichéd.
To be fair, I didn’t read the majority of these books, but the list itself is well thought of, however, I dont get is this supposed to be Top 15 BEST Opening Lines, or Top 15 FAMOUS Opening Lines?
I would have put 3, which are well known:
”In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.” – The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien
“Call me Ishmael.” – Moby Dick – Herman Melville
”In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God”. – The Bible – God
The last one is the opening lines of the book of John, still great though!
There’s definitely too many decent openings to make just one list- more please!
If he was going for fame, he would have to add: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.” Tale of two cities – Dickens
I think he just went for lines that captivate the audience before they even read the book… The opening line of Tale of two cities, definately sets the tone of the book… You can tell immediately that it would be a long, manotonous book, in which Dickens spend a entire chapter blabbering on about how a street looks, and how a childs head get crushed under a carrage… Sorry to be a hater, im just not a fan =/
Did you read this list?
Sorry to be a hater? How about “Sorry to be and idiot”! This IS in the list moron. Read the list entirely if your gonna go and make suggestions.
@ V: So much for my bid to win the coveted “Dumba.ss of the Year” award. With your two posts today, you’ve about got it locked up.
As usual, sir, you misunderestimate me.
awww, Maggs, there’s always tomorrow
The last one isn’t by any god, but by John the Apostle. Also, it’s not that beautiful, especially not in translation. It loses quite a bit of its meaning, because ‘logos’, which is translated here as ‘word’, is one of the broadest and most nuanced philosophical concepts of the Antiquity. Besides ‘word’, it can also mean ‘text’, or ‘logic’, or ‘metaphysical rightness’, and some more things even. There really isn’t a word in the English language that captures the essence of ‘logos’.
Every party has a pooper, and that pooper must be you!!!
@Armin Tamzarian / 23 Nov, 2011 at 02:51 am
The last one isn’t by any god, but by John the Apostle….
****
I think he meant that the entire book is said to be authored by God, not any one particular line.
Of course, I could be wrong.
Mobil Dick, thumbs up.
As soon as I saw Paul Clifford I thought of Snoopy typing the immortal It was a Dark and Stormy Night on his Dog House
“Ilsebill salzte nach.” [Ilsebill put on more salt.]
from the novel “Der Butt” [The Flounder] by Günter Grass.
…has been voted the most beautiful opening line in german literature.
How?! I’m sorry, I mean to cause no offence, but German is a thoroughly ugly language and I don’t think it could ever be considered ‘beautiful’.
English is a Germanic language.
Also, I’m sure that you have heared of the clichéd phrase: “beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
In my opinion, German is a very beautiful language.
German is harsh and guttural, yes, but I also think it’s a lovely language.
english is not germanic! English is made of up quite a few languages, ancient and not so ancient…
It it’s core, English is a Germanic language. However, due to England’s proximity to countries speaking latin-derived languages (France in particular) we have a LOT of Latin loan words creep through, to the point where thousands of our individual words have a latin base. The language at it’s heart is still Germanic though.
With all respect, you have not the hint of an idea about languages.
German is far more beautiful than Klingon.
But nothing compares to Shakespeare in the original Klingon!
Great stuff this list reminds me of some awesome books I have read through the
years.Nice article.
“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”
The late great Douglas Adams – The Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy
Best line ever.
Nice, but this seems to be for just the opening line, not the opening paragraph.
That entire series is great!
Perhaps I’m just a philistine, but I didn’t find the opening lines to “Paul Clifford” particularly awful. Not nearly as iconic as the other opening lines on this list, yes, but not so awful as to warrant the equivalent of a literary Raspberry Award. But then again, what do I know?
Apparently, you know as much as me. I like that opening sentence, too. I’m not sure why it got its reputation for being so bad.
My favourite is “The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed” from The Gunslinger by Stephen King
I agree. The ending of the series is also fantastic.
Hi Julius, that wasn’t the end, there is a new book out in the next year or so apparently, can’t wait, the dark tower series is a must (and I can’t recommend 11.22.63 highly enough either)
Hmm. I’m not sure if I like the idea of a new book. It’s supposed to be between Wizard and Glass and the Wolves of the Calla. Guess I’ll read it but meh.
I have only one question while reading Stephen King, does this end in a credible way? Is it not another deus ex machina? I loved The Stand until the last few pages. So, I am asking genuinely, does 11.22.63 have a better end than most of his works?? Because I also happen to like alternate historical fiction, so if 11.22.63 does not have a deus ex machina, I am more than willing to read it.
I’m just glad somebody ateast put this here.
I’m glad to see The Dark Tower line here, it’s one of my favorites. It tells you so much in just one sentence.
You beat me to the punch. I was all over this one. Roland Deschain is one of my favorite literary characters of all time.
Yes, I was going to add that one. And I also just finished 11/22/63. Fantastic.
Yeah, liked this list.
And how about The Good Soldier (Ford Madox Ford): ‘This is the saddest story I have ever heard.’
Dutch writer W.F. Hermans was known for his opening lines (any errors in translation are mine):
‘The first thing the Dutch think of when they want to obtain something their own country doesn’t provide, is not making it themselves, but searching for it abroad.’ (Au Pair)
‘The doorman is a cripple.’ (Beyond Sleep)
‘Whenever Clemens, by way of exception, got out of bed before Sita did, he would go to the kitchen to make tea, and while waiting until the water boiled he would think: I’m actually a good man for not poisoning her.’ (From innumerable millions)
The Good Soldier. I forgot about that one. I need to re-read that.
“The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”
-sigh-
That line has *ALREADY* been commented above you. Read the d@mned comments before you comment!
You’ve said that at least a dozen times now!
Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris
Italiam fato profugus Laviniaque venit
litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et alto
vi superum, saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram,
multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem
inferretque deos Latio; genus unde
Albanique patres atque altae moenia Romae.
Best opening line ever.
Also:
“Ik ben makelaar in koffie, en woon op de Lauriergracht No. 37.” – Max Havelaar, by Multatuli.
“Call me Ishmael” – Moby Dick, by Herman Melville
“Stai per cominciare a leggere il nuovo romanzo Se una notte d’inverno un viaggiatore di Italo Calvino.” – Se una notte d’inverno un viaggiatore, by Italio Calvino.
After ‘unde’ there should be ‘Latinum’. My memory is failing me.
You forgot “je chuis un mec pédant”- your diary.
I’m sorry, I shall apologise for the fact that I know things. How rude of me, to remember things and have interests that are not video games, films or boobies (not the avian kind).
I shall conform to the masses now, so I won’t tread on your precious communist ideas of equality for all.
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
The exchanges between you two are one of the few things I like in the comment section nowadays.
I’m sad to hear you don’t like boobies of the “2 in a pair” kind. But hey you are the superior man. You already spend you time studying english, german, dutch, italian, latin, correcting people on the net, ofcourse you don’t have time to appreciate the female body. But probably you are ase*xual.
Dr. House let me explain some behavioral patterns/common sense rules (but then again you being super genious you are unaware of them) on an english sites its normal to speak in english. Im pretty sure there are more people here who understand english than italian. Sure some occasional non anglophonic roman does drop by but that seems to be a rarer event after Theodosius died.
And btw i did not know i was an ignorant for not speaking latin italian and dutch. Thank you for telling me that. Oh wait i forgot. This us from a guy who thinks physics is boring. That explains a lot.
The xkcd drawing that is suited for you:
http://xkcd.com/903/
I never said I don’t like tittays. I just said I like other things too. Also, nice ad hominem dude. Stay classy!
Also, I could translate those lines to English. But that would make them deviate a lot from the original meaning, and I think that’s a shame. So it’s not because I detest English (as you may have noticed, I’ve named a line from an English book, in its original language).
Lastly, you aren’t ignorant because you don’t speak all those languages, but because you essentially tell people who do, to shut up. Such anti-intellectualism usually only manifests among the lowest rungs of society, and with communist scum that thinks everybody is, like, totally equal man, and everybody can be, like, totally smart with the right education, it’s just the Elite is totally, like, keeping them down.
So what are you, Arsnl? Are you a commie, or are you dumb as bricks?
Agreed!!!
Oh my! Is Armin Tanzarian italian??? That must be the revelation of the year!
Berlusconi, now Armin. Things arent looking good for Italy
Very nice, Armin, but my Latin is rusty enough that it causes me massive headaches to mentally translate snatches like that without resorting to my dictionary!
there is a blog out there dedicated to first lines…
And how about:
“Listen. Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time.”
Slaughterhouse 5 ~ Kurt Vonnegut
http://americanbookreview.org/100BestLines.asp This one?
Man! That’s a treasure trove!
Fantastic site, Jules. I’d forgotten all about it until you posted it.
Thanks.
I was reading through the comments wondering if someone would mention Slaughterhouse 5!!
Great line! But actually it’s the first line of the second chapter, when the story kicks off. The first chapter starts with ‘All this happened, more or less.’ – which is not bad either, but nowhere near as good as the other one.
Slaughterhouse-five is full of great lines anyway:
‘So it goes.’
‘His hot bed smelled like a mushroom cellar.’
‘Billy made a noise like a small rusty hinge.’
(yes, the last two are kind of X-rated).
The opening line is , “Listen.” Not that memorable when limited to the actual opener, is it? A great book however!
That Paul Clifford opener kind of reminds me of when Marlin (Nemo’s dad from Pixar’s Finding Nemo) was trying to tell the joke about the mollusk and the sea cucumber.
Hahahaaha, that’s spot on!
The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.
L P Hartley – “The Go-Between”
In the beggining God Created the heavens and the earth .
it should be here , even if you dont believe , you should have atleast known that the book is the most widely bought in the world , and its impact on ths world is the most of one of the most influencial .
Fair point, but I note this list is all works of fiction and you wouldn’t want the Bible so classed would you? The list title would perhaps have been better saying “novels” rather than “books”.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but at this point in human civilization, no-one can really say whether The Bible is fiction or non-fiction. I don’t mean to start a religious argument, I’m just stating what I think, and personally, I believe that the Bible is fiction.
Parts of the bible are fiction. But there are also long lines of genealogy, lists of laws, some legitimate history. Neither fiction nor non.
God begged?
Today it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace
Mein Kampf
LOL
I reckon Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas deserves a mention: “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.”
you beat me to it
Ha, just noticed you beat me to this comment…. Damn you, you pig, swine, *****!!!
He’s being a kill joy today.
Oh, quit *****ing already arsnl
me aswell
What kind of swell are you?
It begins, as most things begin, with a song – Anansi Boys – Neil Gaiman
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
“Call me ishmael” one of the most recognizable lines in western literature……moby dick…….come on!
@Charles – if by “in western literature” you mean “to Americans”, yes.
No, not just Americans. Moby Dick is one of the most monumental works in the English language, and “Call me Ishmael” is definitely one of the most recognizable lines in English.
Sorry, I must disagree. It’s a well-established novel and a classic but my Eng Lit experience in the UK was certainly not that it was put in the first rank, and the idea that it was one of “the most monumental works in the English language” would have been regarded as, well, exaggerated. Americans build it up, which is fair enough, everyone builds up their own guys’ works, but when we are talking about “western literature” and “the English language” we should keep a sense of perspective.
As an American and a Lit major, I hate Moby Dick.
in the UK was certainly not that it was put in the first rank, the idea that it was one of “the most monumental works in the English language” would have been regarded as, well, exaggerated.
FWIW, it’s ranked number 21 in this UK-based “100 Greatest Novels of All Time” list:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2003/oct/12/featu…
riverrun, past Eve and Adams, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth, Castle and Environs.
Got to give it to the guy. Seriously, this is the only novel which start its opening sentence in mid-sentence, if that is possible.
not true
Yikes!
I somehow missed your post and *much* further on posted the same opening sentence! Sorry
”Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore–
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.”- The Raven, Edgar Allan Poe. This has always given me goosebumps
Though this is more a poem than a book but oh well
It is indeed a poem, but nonetheless it’s still a book if published. Nowhere in the list’s title did the list’s author mention specifically novels. He just said, “Top 15 opening lines of books”. If you read The Raven in a book, then it should qualify as one.
And you are not the only one who have goosebumps reading EAP. He was masterful in his craft. But too bad, he believed that the beauty of a work is in the way it is done and not in the work itself.
“In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.
‘Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,’ he told me, ‘just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.’” – The Great Gatsby
“It was a pleasure to burn.” – Fahrenheit 451
^These two warrant a second list in my opinion.
Excellent list (all the more so after after some rather obscure topics recently). I did miss “In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit” though
lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
lolita
mother died today.
the stranger
you forgot the best part which comes right after
Great list. Next great opening lines in movies: good example trainspotting.
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States.”
“Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a f–king big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchased in a range of f–king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f–k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sittin’ on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f–king junk food into your mouth. Choose rottin’ away at the end of it all, *****ing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, f–ked-up brats that you’ve spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life…But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?”
“Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this Lebowski, he called himself ‘The Dude.’”
“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.”
“Rosebud…”
“…Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”
“There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.”
“Listen, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.”
“People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden…”
“Oh, no! It wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Done.
“Like a Virgin” is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big d*ck. The whole song is a metaphor for big d*cks.
Also i hate you a little bit right now
Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father’s place at my side!
You can use it if you want . I’m working on a much cooler list anyways.
I don’t want to make a list. I just thought it was a good idea (even if it’s been done hundreds of times over the internet). Till you shot it down.
Just the fact that you know it’s been done a million times proves you started researching for your “list”
Also, how did I shoot it down?
I was looking for that reservoir dogs qoute and found a website with opening movie lines. So yeah it isnt the most original list. And you shot it down by writting it in 15 mins. Thats harsh man. Breaking a man’s spirit like that. His hopes and dreams. Ill go curl in a foetal position if anybody needs me.
I was hoping to see “The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.” ~ The Gunslinger …..(although I know in the comments this one has been mentioned, I just couldn’t help myself from adding it again.)
Or
“Call me Ishmael,” ~ Moby-Dick (another one in the comments)
Both came to me the moment I read the title, but I still love each of the choices given. I can see a follow up list in the making.
Cool list today.
I’d thought Lolita would make it to the top 15.
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
Still a really good list.
“This book is largely concerned with Hobbits, and from its pages a reader may discover much of their character and a little of their history” J.R.R Tolkien – The Lord of the Rings
Agree!!
Though technically the opening sentence would be “When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.”
Boring list. No commentary, no backstory behind a single one of these, except the bad bonus. I usually learn something from each list, but nothing here. Quite dull.
“Aujourd’hui maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier.”
“Today mother died. Or maybe yesterday”
L’Etranger, Albert Camus
So many great ones are being listed here. I’m always happy when a good list inspires some great comments to extend its scope.
Camus, Catch 22, Slaughterhouse 5…just so many to choose from.
I’ve always loved (maybe the wrong word!) the opening from The Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller:
I am living at the Villa Borghese. There is not a crumb of dirt
anywhere, nor a chair misplaced. We are all alone here and we are
dead.
Just fantastic. Most of the opening sections are great. After paragraphs later:
This then? This is not a book. This is libel, slander,
defamation of character. This is not a book, in the ordinary sense
of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the
face of Art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love,
Beauty … what you will. I am going to sing for you, a little off
key perhaps, but I will sing. I will sing while you croak, I will
dance over your dirty corpse…
Thanks for the list and to all you for the great comments/recommendations.
What about the opening line from Hunter S Thompson’s “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” – We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold”
already been mentioned 3 times I think in comments
and you don’t think the book/opening are worthy of 4 mentions… you scurvy shyster bastard!
I didn’t think it was worthy of even one mention.
How about the worst opening lines?
Always sighted is the opening of the book ‘Paul Clifford’ by Edward Bulwer-Lytton: ‘It was a dark and stormy night.’
There is even an annual contest named after the author.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulwer-Lytton_Fictio…
my bad. didnt read the bonus
After reading an article about him I think he gets a bad rap. He was very popular while alive, and because of that he’s ridiculed for what was essentially the common writing style of the time. For a recent comparison just look at O Henry. He wrote popular stories for the widest possible audience, but he’s rarely considered a great author. To extend the *****ogy, it would be like waiting for Stephen King to die, letting his books become unpopular/unknown, then starting a contest about how terrible 20th-21st century horror stories were.
Not sure if anybodys mentioned it yet but.. how can you forget about what is most likely the biggest selling fictional book of all time?
‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.’
It *HAS* been mentioned, which you would know if you bothered to read the comments before you commented.
CALL ME ISHMAEL.
Great Line
I’ve always thought the opening to Thus Spoke Zarathustra was beautiful…wont pretend I understand what the rest of the book is about!
When Zarathustra was thirty years old, he left his home and the lake by his home and went into the mountains.
Here he enjoyed his spirit and his solitude, and did not tire of this for ten years. Finally, however, he had a change of heart — and one morning, rising with the dawn, he stood before the sun and spoke to it thus:
“You great star! What would your happiness be if you had not those for whom you shine!
Mother died today. – Albert Camus, The Stranger
Read more: http://www.pantagraph.com/news/article_a125216a-649f-5414-88b5-76a688ea3b6a.html#ixzz1eXXfw1SR
Not an opening line but another from Orwell that I’ve always liked, him describing a pavement artist that he meets in Down and Out in Paris and London:
‘He was an embittered atheist (the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him).’
Again not an opening line but one of my favourite lines from any book, War of the Worlds by HG Wells:
‘From the railway station came the sound of shunting trains, ringing and rumbling, softened almost into melody by the distance.’
George Orwell quote for the future .
If you want a vision of the future ,imagine a boot stamping on a human face
forever .
George Orwell .
The united police states of America
Camera’s everywhere
Police will conduct I.D checks ( just like Nazi Germany )
Protester will not be allowed to protest
People can be arrested with out being charge
Hey U.S.A you’re almost there !
First lines of “Deadeye Dick” by kurt vonnegut
“To the as-yet-unborn, to all innocent wisps of undifferentiated nothingness: Watch out for life.”
‘When he was thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow.’
Missed that one on the list too!
How can “Call me Ishmael.” not have been included?
:facepalm:
People love this opening, but its has being critised many times and for good reason as an awful opening which people jump on as thinking is good just to follow the bandwagon
“As a boy, I wanted to be a train.” – Machine Man by Mad Barry (2011)
House On Haunted Hill
Great list. “It was a dark and stormy night”. “Except when it wasn’t”.
What about Lolita’s opening, and David Copperfield by Dickens???
Good entry this morning – more books for my list. I think if I started reading today and went for a full year, doing nothing else, I still wouldn’t put much of a dent in my Lv book pile. It’s getting huge.
You missed the champion of understatement; the opening line of Wuthering Heights (one of my required reading favorites).
“1801 – I have just returned from a visit to my landlord – the solitary neighbour that I shall be troubled with.”
Still, great job.
“Last night I dreamt I went to Manderget again.”
That’s the line I immediately thought of when I saw the list title. The whole opening sequence of Rebecca is pretty awesome reading.
“Manderley”. Damn iPhone.
Why no “Call me Ishmael” ??
Because its an awful opening, which doesnt grab an attention
I was expecting this one on the list. Yes, it’s simple compared to the others but if you have never read Moby Dick or simply just heard it, it’s a sentence of mystery. Who is Ishmael? And why is he introducing himself first instead of the scene around him? How important is he to the story if this is the opening line.
On the contrary, I think to the right readers it draws a lot of attention- two, it is one of the more famous opening lines out there that pretty much everyone can remember.
Wheres ”Once upon a time”!? Lol
No call me ishameal ? perhaps the most iconic of all of them
This is the 8th mention of Moby Dick so far. Can you *actually* read?
Good list. One of my favorites it definitely David Copperfield.
“Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show. To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o’clock at night.”
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere
what book is this?