The first list in this series (Top 10 Unfortunate Product Names) was very popular and it inspired one of our readers to send in an additional 20 unfortunate products. For your viewing pleasure, may I introduce another 20 unfortunate (to say the least) product names:
20. Barf!
19. Cock
18. Asse
17. Cemen
16. Cock Soup
15. Megapussi
14. Erektus
13. Erector
12. Fart Bar
11. Finger Marie
10. Golden Gaytime
9. Happy Crak
8. Wack Off
7. Muffe
6. My Fannie
5. Pee Cola
4. Schovit
3. Shito
2. Woodii
1. Vergina
Contributor: Satori
Number one is not funny for Greeks (me for example)
Vergina is the royal capital of the Macedonian empire. (Alexander the Great)
And its kinda hard for me to see vagina in Vergina.
I’d say “Vergina” looks more like “Virginia.”
I
Wtf? Fine, I /heart Muffe.
Yes, I would really love a chocalate asse bar.
wow u got problems.
Where’s the older brother looking in #13??
Sick.
ummmmm *****soup!
#15 LOL!! Top 10 big ones? Man, am i a pervert or wat..
Seriously. . . Lemon Barf!!! That brings back memories of a specific drink that didn’t sit too well with me. Yuck!
Erektus has go to be fake, the picture on the can is just too perfect.
Who needs an instruction book for and “erector”. I thought it was mostly involuntary.
Pee Cola, what can I say, that is just wrong.
I’m gonna go out and find me a Fart Bar! Haha great list!
“4. rearden – January 31st, 2008 at 11:50 am
Where’s the older brother looking in #13??
Sick.”
looking at the erector
When I drink from my wife’s Vergina I always have have to dig into her Muffe but I make sure to give her my Woodii. She’ll tell me that she doesn’t whan that and Schovit in my Happy Crak! Well then I have to Finger Marie insted because I’m stuck here with an Erektus and I realy need a Pee Cola.
LOL LOL LOOOOOLLLL YOU ARE A COMEDY GENIUS LMAOOOOOOO
Haha xD.
Thats pretty good bro. More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The older brother in 13 seems to be thinking “my, what a nice erector you have there Tommy.”
DanOhh: LOL!
*****o made me laugh out loud.
rofl@DanOhh
Good God . . . And I thought the first ones were bad . . .
DanOhh: that is pretty creative, couldn’t have done it better myself!
I always wake up to a big bowl of Happy Crak.
ROFL!! Pee Cola! That’s just plain wrong!
Loooooovely… I loved the Finger Marie!
In Argentina they had to rename the Mitsubishi Pajero to Montero, because “pajero” literally means “a guy that jerks off a lot”.
what about the energy drink “Bawls” that is pretty funny
çemen would be ‘chemen’, not ‘cemen’.
Great again but still nothing beats the I. Beat Blaxx from the first list
This tastes like asse!
Yo I had Erector sets when I was little. Always cracked me up asking for more for Christmas.
Well, we are having one of the worst winter storms in we’ve had all season right now. So I have been told to leave the office. This means, no more internet for me. Wish me luck getting home and catch up with you guys tomorrow.
Good luck toolnut!
DanOhh: your comment almost makes this a NSFW list
Hilarious.
Not really unfortunate, but amusing nonetheless:
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7019/dsc00132aq9.jpg
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/724/dsc00368he9.jpg
I want to me the *****s who give these products their names and just ask,”WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING?!?”
So my wife says, “This *****tastes just like Asse.” I tell her “I’m sorry I mixed it up with my Golden Gaytime.”
I love that *****o is new and improved. “Much better than our regular *****o.”
Csimmons: I’d like to sit in on that boardroom meeting/strategy session and contribute!
“Rearden, you haven’t come up with anything good lately. Problems at home?”
“No sir, but I have a name that I think you may like…”
Well, concerning “Fart Bar”
. Let me just say that in the country of origin, Poland so to speak, the word “fart”, funny enough, has completely different meaning. According to my online dictionary it means “lucky break, flash in the pan (whatever it is 
)”. The expression “mieć farta” (“mieć” meaning “to have”) means sth like “to be extremely lucky” and is commonly used in Poland. 
I wouldn’t having some vergina while I watch the superbowl
Hilarious list! Much happier than the World War 17 that’s going down at the bible tales list….
I really want some of those fart bars
Derek99: I know, but its more like World War 666 goin on over there.
Sorry for the distraction
I am stopping my side of the debate now – pearls and swine and all that 
New Improved *****o is like New Coke for me. I prefer *****o Classic!
I understand how these mistakes are made in other countries, where they are only concerned with what it means to them, in their language, but when it comes to English language products, then it really is a crime. WHACK OFF is insane.
Whack Off is at first trying to be responsible. Look at the top of the bottle there is a WARNING.
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
But then in the middle it says:
NOT TO BE USED ON CHILDREN 5 YEARS OLD
Should it read that it shouldn’t be use by anyone under the age of 18.
Here’s one:
http://www.vaasan.com/public/fi/01_tuotteet/04_nakkileivat/index.jsp?tt_view=4630
Or for some baked goods :
http://www.milleroil.com/fbb/
I know wood, but whats a haribo?
and #11 rofl…
i don’t know about #3…
it’s hard to improve on a classic.
Engrish doesn’t really count.
Erektus is probalby intentional.
Chupa Chups, which are a common lollipop in Europe, means “a BJ” in the Philippine language. Since it is a lollipop, it makes it all the more funny to me!
http://www.sugarcopter.com/zen-cart/index.php
I was wondering where I could purchase some *****soup.
A welcome respite from the bible comments.
Notice #20 says in small letters: Barf means snow. As if they knew how retarded it was and had to explain! LOL
I think the guys who made these names are the kids who ate paste in school.
I sure would like to know where vergina is sold
Id buy tons of it!
hey bucslim; sorry if i offended you in the bible fiasco, you kinda had to follow the kiwi-boi interjection. I was kinda hoping to deflect debate, failed miserably I gather, its still goin’.
Offend me? No way man, or um wo-man. I just thought it was extremely funny that those terms came up in a Bible discussion.
Vergina lol
I’m just trying to figure out *what* that is pictured in #14!
Vergina still sell in the streets specially on late night in clubs, but i dont buy it because I have my girlfriend who actually serve me some for free.
I was cleaning out a dresser at my grandmother’s house and found a package of dress shields that were labeled “Gay Abandon Dress Shields”….
The best thing about the “Shovit” is the thumbs up he’s making…it’s too perfect!
OMFG *****o looks like- *****O!!
Are some of these american products?? I know some are not, but what of the others?