[WARNING: contains text and images about spiders] In light of all the anti-spider comments on listverse recently, I started thinking of a few facts of the order Araneae, and then, of course, a list about them. For the Spider-phobes among my fellow readers, it may be better that you head over to Disney.com. (or chose another list from archives here
Cyn)
First a few basics: the Class that spiders belong to is Arachnida, which also includes scorpions, ticks and mites. So from a taxonomy / linguistic point of view at least, an arachnophobic would include the panic and fear of these creatures as well. It’s just as well not to think about this too much, as mites (mostly microscopic) live just about everywhere – including in just about all upholstery and plush toys. Of spiders (order Araneae), there are about 110 families and about 40,000 species. Keep in mind that this classification, probably, is not complete and there may be more families and species yet to be found. I am calling this list “Talking Points’ because these entries are somewhere between fact and opinion. I am counting up, as these are in no particular order.
Tarantula spiders are a delicacy in several parts of the world. They are eaten by the indigenous Piaroa tribes of Venezuela, as well as in Cambodia. Remember though, the hairs of the tarantula are an irritant and must be removed first (for those wanting to try the recipe). A news article I read quoted a Cambodian local, “They taste a bit like crickets, only much better”. I have not tried them and cannot verify this claim. If you have tried them, please mention in the comments how they taste.
Well, not the spiders themselves, of course. However in a relatively new development, certain spider venom is being investigated as an eco-friendly insecticide. In synthetic or natural form it can, potentially, target crop destroying insects with little or no effect on non-target species (e.g. birds, humans, other mammals, etc.) An additional benefit is that many scientists believe that the target insects may not become naturally resistant.
Spider silk is amazing and humanity can benefit from studying, and perhaps synthesizing, its properties. Pound-for-pound this protein fiber (or silk) is stronger than steel. It is reputed to be as strong as the Aramide filaments (E.g. Kevlar). It is also extremely ductile and can flex and stretch up to 30% (or in some cases 50%) of its length. As a fiber for protective clothing it may prove invaluable. Spider silk is also very light weight. 40,000 Kilometers (25,000 miles) – the circumference of Earth – of a single fiber would weigh about 450 grams (about 16 ounces). [Image Source]
Spiders love to eat insects. In fact, in absolute terms, spiders eat more insects than birds and are better at pest control (they chow down on the little insects that are too small for birds and young insects that haven’t bred yet). In spite of having 8 eyes (though some have different amounts) they do not see very well and will rarely attack without provocation. Jumping spiders, one the other hand, have a better visual acuity than almost anything else its size. Human eyes are only about 5 times better than a jumping spider. On the plus side (for people) is that though they can jump 20-60 times their body length, they prefer to jump at their insect prey.
Most spiders are skittish creatures, and really do not like to bother people. If a spider is on you, it probably just wants off you as much as you want it off. A flick is probably better than a squash.
Spiders are, naturally, good luck symbols for weavers and spinners, and by extension, those in the fabric and garment industry. The word ‘spider’ is derived from “spin”. According to some sources spiders also bring good luck in money matters. My research indicates that as a spider attracts and traps prey, so a spider amulet should attract and hold wealth. In the tradition of the Pueblo Indians (South western North America), the creation goddess was called Spider Woman. Also known as Creation Thinker Woman she spins life and all creation out of her thoughts as a spider spins from her body substance. She is a powerful and loved goddess.
Of all the approximately 40,000 species of spiders, only one (so far) has been found to be a non-predator. All the others are hunters. Less than 50 are known to have venom harmful to humans. There are two main classifications of spider venom: necrotic that attacks the soft tissue around the bite and neurotoxic that attacks the nervous system of the victim. For the spider bite to be harmful or fatal to humans several factors must all be taken into account: (a) the size of the fangs (properly, the Chelicerae) – they must be large enough to break the skin, (b) the venom compound – it must be toxic to human physiology and (c) the quantity of venom used. Because a spider can control the amount of venom used, and (because they do not see us as ‘food’) almost all bites are defensive, most spider bites are dry or contain a reduced amount of toxin. The aggressive Brazilian Wandering Spider is a notable exception.
Almost all spiders are solitary hunters. However a few species are social and form colonies. And whereas most of these colonies are only between 500 and 1000 individuals, an Anelosimus eximius colony can be the home of more than 20,000 spiders. It is a good thing that these are scarce (the forests of north-western South America). A single nest was reported to be over 25 feet in length, 6-8 feet wide and 4-5 feet high – perhaps the home to 50,000 spiders. [Video - A news report of a social spider colony in Texas, USA.]
Well, that’s not entirely true. The truth is: they like our environment. Unlike many other poisonous creatures that live on this planet, spiders can live very well in the same habitat as humans. In the world there are various poisonous snakes, two species of poisonous lizards (Gila monster and beaded lizard), two species of poisonous birds (Hooded Pitohui and Ifrita), and many species of amphibians, fish and jellyfish – and, for the most part, few of them tend to come into our homes, walk on our ceilings or sleep in our beds. In the USA, the Black Widow and the Brown Recluse can be found in homes. In Australia, the Redback can be found just about everywhere, and especially loves dense urban areas. The Sydney Funnel-web spider (see picture) can be particularly nasty. They like water and often fall into swimming pools. They survive in the water for quite a bit, and will bite when fished out. They are not known for their gratitude. There is an anti-venom, thankfully, so there have been no reported deaths since 1980.
Arachnophobia is officially known as: DSM-IV –TR: 300.29 Specific Phobia (subtype animal, specifically spider), at least in the United States. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fourth Edition (Copyright 2000 American Psychiatric Association) is, I think, the authoritative source of these things. This list, by the way, is not intended to be diagnostic or to provide medical advice.
A. Marked and persistent fear that is excessive or unreasonable, cued by the presence or anticipation of a specific object or situation.
B. Exposure to the phobic stimulus almost invariably provokes an immediate anxiety response.
C. The person recognizes that the fear is excessive or unreasonable
D. The phobic situation(s) is avoided or else is endured with intense anxiety or distress.
E. The avoidance, anxious anticipation, or distress in the feared situation(s) interferes significantly with the person’s normal routine
F. In individuals under age 18 years, the duration is at least 6 months.
G. The anxiety, Panic Attacks, or phobic avoidance associated with the specific object or situation not better accounted for by another mental disorder…
Contributor: stevenh
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1 neddie
March 13th, 2009 at 1:53 am
Spiders rock! Imagine a world containing all of the insects they eat!
2 xian
March 13th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Nice list though I’m not afraid of spiders..
3 Hendershot
March 13th, 2009 at 1:59 am
Funny that the word spider is derived from “spin” as that is exactly it’s dutch name.
4 Leon_
March 13th, 2009 at 2:00 am
cool list cyn! i love spiders.. they make a good prank^^
5 Jono
March 13th, 2009 at 2:01 am
Excellent List! I love visual lists!
6 zombiezacky
March 13th, 2009 at 2:04 am
Nice list. I think I’ll pass on eating spiders though.
7 Jessy
March 13th, 2009 at 2:07 am
*shudders* Spiders still scare me. Especially wolf spiders- big, hairy, brown and terrifying, but (thankfully) not poisonous.
8 MPW
March 13th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Most bugs and Arachnids aren’t scary to me, with the exception of the Japanese Giant Hornet. I’m glad they don’t live near me. My brother is terrified of spiders, I think I’ll show him the list. Fun and interesting list.
9 PenguinBall
March 13th, 2009 at 2:18 am
My grandfather once had a huge colony of black widows in his basement. The exterminator said it was the largest he had ever seen his all his years in the field. There are still spiders in that basement to the day, its not pleasant.
10 6twistedbiscuits
March 13th, 2009 at 2:21 am
i saw a bright orange spider a few years ago. it was about an inch long, with black eyes and hairless. i’v never seen another one like it nor have i been able to find it online
11 archangel
March 13th, 2009 at 2:34 am
That spider silk material is really interesting. I have heard of still-under-research technologies involving insects, such as hovercrafts based on flies, but never of the spider silk. I can just imagine new, really light anti-bullet suits. Would be very good technology indeed. I wouldn’t be surprised if military scientists are already trialing them, or even using them.
Cool stuff, whoever sent the list. Keep them coming!
12 Marie
March 13th, 2009 at 2:36 am
While the pictures were quite frightening to me, I was prepared for them. What hadn’t prepared me was the one small statement about spiders being “in your bed” as I immediately jumped out of mine.
Interesting list, though spiders still provoke unnecessarily violent reactions in me. Even when I see them outside.
13 Mark
March 13th, 2009 at 2:44 am
Arachnophobe right here, I squeal like a bloody girl if one touches me
14 blitz17
March 13th, 2009 at 2:46 am
interesting list. my mom who grew up in a ranch in mexico told me that they used to, for lack of better medical supplies, use SPIDER SILK ON CUTS!!! apparently because it helped the cuts heal and close the wound quicker. pretty interesting stuff if u ask me.
15 Copaface
March 13th, 2009 at 2:52 am
Ewewewewewew
I HATE spiders x[
I hope they die out…
They sell edible spiders in Selfridges xD
16 neddie
March 13th, 2009 at 2:52 am
I lived in a cavavan (trailer) park when I was a young chap. The caravan park was in Avondale NZ. There is a spider that only lives in that general area called, with a true Kiwi knack for stating the obvious, the Avondale Spider.
They’re about three inches from front legs to back legs and very scary to look at. I’m pretty sure that they were the spiders featured in the film Arachnophobia. (correct me if I’m wrong)
Every morning, without fail there would be one in my kitchen sink. Sitting there doing nothing but being frigging awful. I didn’t have breakfast for ages!
having to deal with that for seven months cured me for ever of my fear of spiders.
17 6twistedbiscuits
March 13th, 2009 at 3:02 am
nddie- my friends tried to do something simlar to cure my phobia of spiders. it didn’t work!
18 neddie
March 13th, 2009 at 3:13 am
6twistedbiscuits. I suppose you might have had a choice. i.e. run screaming from the room!
I had to live there, it was that or find a nice bridge to live under.
I was terrified out of my gourd for the first month, slightly quivering for the next two months, made breakfast around the spider for three months and in the last month I would let the spider crawl onto a bit of cardboard and respectfully carry it outside and put it in a bush before I started getting ready for the day.
On the day I left I let it walk onto my hand and carried it to the bush like that.
There was one benefit to having an eight-legged monster share your kitchen; Every other trailer but mine had cockroaches!
19 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 3:23 am
Good Morning Jamie, Cyn:
Thanks for the post.
20 AniH
March 13th, 2009 at 3:23 am
I love spiders! I wanted to get a tarantula but the rest of the household vetoed that…
Definitely wouldnt want to eat them though…
21 Tasha
March 13th, 2009 at 3:26 am
Spiders taste like chicken! Isn’t that the generic response to every “bizarre food”…Great List
22 jfrater
March 13th, 2009 at 3:33 am
Archangel: I have heard of the trick where spider webs are good for Small cuts – I haven’t tried it because the webs in my house are full of dust but I would love to hear other’s experiences
23 jfrater
March 13th, 2009 at 3:35 am
Morning stevenh – though it is evening here and I am watching yesterday’s American idol – thanks for the list
24 neddie
March 13th, 2009 at 3:37 am
jfrater. Tried it once with a small cut on my finger and found it really effective. Wouldn’t want to give it a go on something arterial though.
25 AniH
March 13th, 2009 at 3:37 am
jfrater – dont tell me what happens I wont get to watch it til Sunday
26 6twistedbiscuits
March 13th, 2009 at 3:39 am
how do u get a spider web onto a cut? they fall apart when i’ve tried to pick them up
27 Senor Shutter
March 13th, 2009 at 3:58 am
This has been on You Tube for 2 years now, so most of you have probably already seen it, BUT if you have not here is the HILARIOUS “Spiders On Drugs”. (If you’re at work this clip contains the word “Ass”, but just once.)
28 Senor Shutter
March 13th, 2009 at 4:05 am
Sorry, I forgot that “Spiders On Drugs” also contains the word “Bitch” twice. If you work with prudes keep the sound low.
29 Nicosia
March 13th, 2009 at 4:57 am
Not cool, stevenh! I’m gonna have the heebie-jeebies all day!
30 lostagent
March 13th, 2009 at 5:05 am
The other day, I saw spiders living in someone’s nose………..Oh wait……Nevermind.
31 Mom424
March 13th, 2009 at 5:37 am
Excellent list Stevenh, great job.
No one has yet mentioned that spider silk was used for making the crosshairs on gun sights up until the 1960′s. I don’t know what they use now, but it’s not as cool as spider silk.
Btw my kid just received his 2 new pet spiders via Puralator.
http://www.tarantulacanada.ca/gallery/images/551.jpg
this is one of the ones he purchased.
32 El_Karlo
March 13th, 2009 at 5:39 am
I vaguely remember reading that you swallow approx. 4 spiders in your sleep during your life time. Im not sure though cause surely the spiders wouldn’t go anywhere near your mouth as they’d sense your breathing hmmm.
If a person got so tangled up in one of those giant webs made by a colony of spiders, so much so that they couldn’t move, do you think the spiders would eat them?
33 6twistedbiscuits
March 13th, 2009 at 5:51 am
omg mom424 hw can u stand having that big hairy spider in the house????
34 mitchsn
March 13th, 2009 at 5:54 am
Spiders make me scream like a little girl.
35 Matmax
March 13th, 2009 at 6:09 am
Great list.
El_Karlo: I thought it was 8 spiders a year!! o_0
36 Callie
March 13th, 2009 at 6:18 am
My sister’s ex boyfriend gave her a tarantula for an aniversary or birthday or something. She’s quite a bit older than me, so I think I was around 10 at the time. Here’s a fun fact- tarantulas shed. Here’s another fun fact- my sister likes pranks.
You’d think I’d learn by the third time I thought there was a real tarantula on my pillow, but nope. She got me every time.
37 travisthechimp
March 13th, 2009 at 6:22 am
I’m torn when it comes to spiders. My first reaction, after the screaming and swatting at my skin as if I’m covered, is to smash them with something heavy and from a distance. Throwing encyclopedias would be most effective, I think, as there are at least 26 chances to kill it. However, I concede to the usefulness of spiders in the environment and let them live. Still, they make my skin crawl.
38 Mom424
March 13th, 2009 at 6:23 am
6twistedbiscuits; Hairy spiders stay in the cage, make no noise and no mess. The 5 hairy men I live with????? Which would you choose?
39 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 6:27 am
@32 El_Karlo:
In deference to mitchsn (@34), mark (@13) and others, I will not be too graphic
There are two basic types of spider venom (a) Neurotoxic and (b) Necrotic. Of the two, the neurotoxic is more common causing such symptoms as sever cramps, ultra high levels of serotonin (causing major pain). The necrotic type venom in the recluse spider as example, causes the death of the cells. This can be localized to the bite or travel beyond the point of entry.
So it seems that Nurotoxic spiders drink the natural goo of their victims, while the Necrotic spiders cause the victim to make the goo through necrosis.
I suppose, then, that the answer is: yes, depending on the spider.
(I’m really sorry that I just wrote this)
40 6twistedbiscuits
March 13th, 2009 at 6:28 am
mo 424 – i think id choose the spider
41 Freshies
March 13th, 2009 at 6:29 am
Nice list, spiders are awesome. There was a test done once and the scientist gave the spiders LSD and mescaline to see how they would react. The ones that had been given LSD made their webs all symetrical like and the ones with mescaline mad e their webs all absract and such. Pretty interesting.
42 Mark
March 13th, 2009 at 6:35 am
39. stevenh : Lol, don’t hold back on account of me. I’m only scared of actually seeing the things, be as gory as you want with the details mate
43 jfrater
March 13th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Holy shit mom424 – I can’t believe you ok’d that!
44 TEX
March 13th, 2009 at 6:43 am
Saw a tee-shirt the other day, said “We have nothing to fear but fear itself -
and spiders”
45 jfrater
March 13th, 2009 at 6:44 am
Callie I think you would be justified in fishing out some harsh justice for that!
46 sagirl
March 13th, 2009 at 6:53 am
Which is the one non-predator spider? I have never heard of it and would be interested to know more.
47 oouchan
March 13th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Well…I can’t even begin to describe the horror! I have Arachnophobia so its hard living in Arizona where spiders are about as big as your hand. The move fast too! Once I was camping with some friends and I hear a few of them starting talking loudly close to the edge of camp. You guessed it…big fat hairy tarantula. The kids wanted to keep it and some of the adults wanted to squash it. I couldn’t even move. I was frozen solid and ready to faint. Wiser heads prevailed and they got a large stick and tried to shoo the spider away…but the tarantula decided he liked the camp. He reared up on 4 of his legs and begin to wiggle the others at the big human holding the big stick as if to say “What, you want a piece of me?”. Yeah…that was it for me. I slept in the car.
13. Mark….haaaaa! at least I don’t scream…can’t because I pratically stop breathing!
38. Mom424: You got guts…but I would still choose the hairy men. Loads less scary.
39. stevenh: blegh! yummy thought.
48 6twistedbiscuits
March 13th, 2009 at 7:01 am
oochan – i hate spiders and i’d still choose the tarantula. at least i dont have to wash a tarantuals stinky socks.
49 Mark
March 13th, 2009 at 7:03 am
47. oouchan : Rofl, I would’ve ended up in the car for the entire trip
I find it rather easy to scream, increased adrenaline. Not to mention run away, very, very far away.
50 callie_
March 13th, 2009 at 7:04 am
No way, Jfray. My sister scares me way more than spider skin.
She’s an intimidating lady
(by the way, observant listversers..it’s still me, but I decided to finally register and had to add an underscore. I’m still the same old Callie
)
51 Bookbiter
March 13th, 2009 at 7:06 am
I don’t mind spiders as long as they stay out of my house!
52 Food
March 13th, 2009 at 7:12 am
I’m so horrified of spiders that a halfway good drawing of one is enough to freak me out. So I didn’t read this list. I’ll accept from the comments that it must’ve been a good list.
If I may, it’d be great it you could repost this list sans images so I can find out what the fascinating facts are.
**embarrassed shrug** Being a wuss sucks sometimes.
53 GTT
March 13th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Callie: I´m trying really hard not to laugh at your sister´s prank as it would have scared the living daylights out of me but… Funny as heck!!
37. travisthechimp: Oh good. See, I knew I wasnt overreacting to the darn things! I think I´ll go show this to my husband who looked at me funny the first time I ran terrified from a room screaming “GET IT OUT!” At least our encyclopeadias were safe!
PS: The picture for number 7 was just a tad too graphic for me… Spiders are all well and good until you see something like that coming out you… Oh the nightmares!!!
PPS: I think I saw a Anelosimus eximius colony on a trip I took to the Amazon. It was HUGE and had unfortunately been built right across the only little path available so our guide had to hack through the middle with a machete so we could get across. Still, quickly crossing through thousands of angry, newly homeless little spiders is not something I want to remember.
54 jake ryder
March 13th, 2009 at 7:19 am
I love spiders and all other animals that eat pests, like snakes.
55 cminus
March 13th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Tasha, I’ve never eaten spiders (knowingly, anyway) but I’ve eaten grasshoppers and crickets while in rural Mexico, where they’re fried in something that resembles a wok, sometimes with chili pepper.
It turns out that grasshoppers and crickets are the rare exotic food that doesn’t taste like chicken; they actually taste like popcorn, of all things. FWIW, if any of you have a desire to try them yourself, two bits of advice: be sure to get them with the legs removed, and grasshoppers are tastier than crickets.
56 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 7:22 am
@47 oouchan:
Actually, I think it was one of your posts that started me on the road to research this. So I thank you!
57 GTT
March 13th, 2009 at 7:25 am
47. oouchan: I just had to post a second time to say ROFL!!! Damn uppity spider…
58 jayhawk
March 13th, 2009 at 7:27 am
spiders, sharks, salmonella poisening = seventh ring of hell.
I realize the usefulness of spiders and that they are not out to get you, but I guess that just reinforces why a phobia is an irreational fear.
59 El_Karlo
March 13th, 2009 at 7:30 am
@39 steven: Thanks for the info no matter how graphic it maybe =)
60 Scar
March 13th, 2009 at 7:37 am
Is it bad that dead spiders Scare me more than live ones?
61 punkin
March 13th, 2009 at 7:43 am
I saw an episode of Bizarre Foods on the Travel Channel where the host ate tarantula’s and he compared it to eating crab or other shellfish.
62 NickNamed
March 13th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Yes, well spiders *may* be useful in certain situations I concede, but I still don’t trust them. I certainly would not invite a spider to any parties or social events I were hosting.
63 Phender_Bender
March 13th, 2009 at 7:46 am
I used to have paralyzing arachnophobia, but when I moved to Las Vegas (less spiders, more cockroaches than Denver) I decided to over come this fear. It was one of the best decisions of my life. I still dislike spiders (as much as I dislike any bug in my house) but I can take them outside now, I don’t have to kill them with a broom or something.
Great list
64 Legend and Lore
March 13th, 2009 at 7:59 am
I once heard about a guy who kept a shotgun in his closet, then one day a spider built a web in the barrel, and the guy pulled the trigger of the gun without cleaning the web out first. The gun exploded.
Those webs are strong stuff.
65 TEX
March 13th, 2009 at 8:01 am
There is a species in my area called the “brown recluse” that is known for its nasty bite – and I use that term loosely.
From the books – “The bite of the brown recluse spider can result in a painful, deep wound…there is a severe reaction to the bite, the site can erupt into a “volcano lesion” (a hole in the flesh due to damaged, gangrenous tissue)…open wound may range from the size of an adult’s thumbnail to the span of a hand…dead tissue gradually sloughs away, exposing underlying tissues…sunken, ulcerating sore may heal slowly up to 6 to 8 weeks… recovery may take several months…”
No joke, I had a friend who was bitten on the leg and he was in the hospital for three weeks, it left a crater. He had to have skin grafts to the wound – skin from his ass!
As stevenh mentioned – necrotic venom.
66 RandomPrecision
March 13th, 2009 at 8:07 am
ugh…think i might be sick.
67 Handrejka
March 13th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Nice list. I like spiders, always thought them much maligned.
68 Mabel
March 13th, 2009 at 8:09 am
51. Bookbiter – March 13th, 2009 at 7:06 am
I don’t mind spiders as long as they stay out of my house!
Bookbiter – that’s TOTALLY the way I feel! If they’re outside I leave them alone, unless they’ve built a web across a window or door (and then I just knock it down until they give up and go away). One morning, I walked out the front door and FACE FIRST into a web. No more!
If they come inside, they’re toast. Sorry, little spider dudes.
69 Morono
March 13th, 2009 at 8:10 am
BEST. YOUTUBE. VIDEO. EVER.
70 oouchan
March 13th, 2009 at 8:10 am
56. stevenh…glad I could help. Knew one day that I would be useful!
Side note…I know spiders are helpful. I am glad they are here considering all that they do…still doesn’t stop me from going into full panic mode when I see one. My brain literally shuts down.
Ok…another funny…(this goes out to all mothers-because you don’t realize just how powerful they all are until you mess with their kid!)
Shortly after my daughter was born I as putting her to bed and was leaning over the crib to tuck her in…along comes a big fat hair spider…not a tarantula but about the size of a nickel (still too big). Didn’t even hesitate…squashed it will my hand. All I could think of at that moment was it was going to hurt her…followed by OMG I just got spider guts on my hand…ewwwwwwwww! I threw up, which scared my daughter and now we’re both crying…no one slept that night!
71 Cheeshygirl
March 13th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Great list, Stevenh. I don’t have a phobia about spiders, but if they decide to take up residence in a busy area of my house, it’s eviction time. I’ll usually find a stick of some sort (I once used a foam pool noodle) and delicately remove them from the household. The only time I get freaked out is if they are on me. I’m that way with insects too. I can “feel” them crawling on me for hours afterward.
72 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 8:21 am
@46 sagirl:
A source of the vegetarian spider info:
http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/35121/title/Vegetarian_spider
@63 Legend and Lore: Perhaps we should send this in to the Mythbusters.
@64 TEX: Yeah, that’s what I didn’t want to type
Thanks.
73 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 8:23 am
We tuned into the middle of a recent natural history docu fronted by David Attenborough (in fact ‘he woz there’). Because all details and full concentration were not in place from the start, I cannot swear to full chapter and verse, but the outline is correct.
In New Guinea, I believe, there is a tiny bright red spider. It is little larger than the common red velvet mites you can see anywhere running rapidly over sun-warmed surfaces. It is massively social, and co-operates in its hunting techniques exactly as do ant colonies. First of all, between them they construct a huge (and I mean huge) horizontal blanket web, much like a circus safety net. This they build underneath the canopy of a forest tree. They then disperse to all points of the web and wait. In the film an elephantine (by insect standards) grasshopper fell in and became caught up. Bit by bit its sturggles drew in more and more tiny spiders. It was like a gruesome Gulliver in Lilliput. David explained that their venom is extremely powerful, but being so tiny, they cannot penetrate exoskeletons. So they attack the vulnerable limb joints, etc. to paralyse and kill the prey. Gradually the knee joints, antennae bases, etc of the poor beast turned red with hundreds of spiders and its stuggles ended. Then began the ‘ox-roast’ feast to which all were invited …
Our close neighbour for a while when we lived in Sussex in the U.K. used to be the late W. S. “Bill” Bristowe, one of the top British spider experts. He authored their volume in the New Naturalist series. So I gotta get outa here now or I’ll get nothing else done for the rest of the day!
Oh, musn’t forget a heartfelt thankyou for the topic, stevenh.
74 Lucy
March 13th, 2009 at 8:25 am
My family used to get Wolf Spiders in our home all the time before we got a cat. Yuck. They are huge and scary and black and hairy and gross. i’ve woken up to them in my bed, found them on and in my couch, and seen them running across my feet in the kitchen. yuck yuck yuck.
i hate spiders.
75 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Quick further fact.
Some spiders have wonderfully keen eyesight, which is aided by a turret-like collection of all-round vision eyes on both sides (so stereoscopic). These include the wolf and jumping (e.g. ‘zebra’) types, which hunt down their prey by sight. Bill was enchanted by them, and would tell us to note how they will come and look you over with curiosity, a bit like a dog or cat might. Neither of these groups is particularly timid either. In fact the little jumpers are notoriously bold.
76 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Anyone ever given a thought to fact that spiders might suffer from anthopophobia? Poor buggers, we¡ve got it in for them.
77 Randall
March 13th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Please pay attention fellow Listversers. Vital info about MOI coming up.
Your humble Randall is possessed of a mighty phobia regarding the arachnid family; indeed, I both hate and fear this truly repellant class of the animal kingdom. The slow, small ones don’t bug me so much; for instance, brown cellar spiders, which are all leg–they’re harmless enough. And I’m quite pleased with the insect-eradicating nature of the spider, since the eradication of pests of all kinds (from fleas to Jim Cramer) warms my heart. Nevertheless the average spider strikes fear in my heart and repulsion in my guts. And of course, human psychology being the strange thing it is, I’m also fascinated by the loathsome creatures. Not enough to be wilingly around them… but I have to admit, from a distance I find them interesting specimens.
I shall therefore share with you all some of my amusing spider encounters over the years:
1) In college I knew a humorous Jewish fella who had a pet tarantula. He kept it in a terrarium in his dorm room and fed it grasshoppers. Horrible thing to watch. He named it, amusingly enough, after his ex-girlfriend. Debbie the Tarantula.
2) Speaking of tarantulas, it should be noted that some of Randall’s ex-girlfriends (wonderful set of women that they were and are–I still love ‘em all) are made of sterner stuff than he is. Many years ago one of my college loves had moved herself, for some ungodly reason, to the state of Arizona. For a New Yorker Arizona is a weird place. It has dry heat. And cacti. And giant creepy crawlies. One evening this ex of mine was on the phone with me, she in Arizona, me in NY. In mid-conversation she excused herself and departed from the phone for a few moments. I was puzzled. Upon her return she announced that there had been a tarantula in the house, and she’d had to shoo him out the door with a broom. I damn near fainted dead away. She, on the other hand, tough creature that she was (god love her–she was the best) took it in stride, shrugging over the phone. Eh. Better’n mice. Mice are fast. Can’t catch ‘em. I wanted *once again* to marry her then and there, but sadly circumstances intervened.
3) At one point in my early life, I took a part time job nights working at a K-Mart. The horror. One night I was in the stockroom, gathering up merchandise. To my astonishment, I caught something moving on the floor, out of the corner of my eye. Further inspection revealed it to be a spider. And I mean a SPIDER. No tarantula of course–they’re not allowed across the Pennsylvania border–but a big muthaf**kah that stood there looking at me with an 8-eyed stare like Lee Van Cleef in a dozen nasty film noirs. I reacted. How I don’t exactly recall, though I remember what came out of my mouth: “MOTHER OF ALL THAT LIVES AND BREATHES!” I believe I then made an aggressive move towards the giant. Now, ordinarily, insects and arachnids, in such a situation, will either freeze (in terror, and in the hope that you’ll go away) or they’ll bolt. THIS bastard did neither. He CHARGED me. I’m serious. He’s big, but I mean… I’m about a hundred times bigger. I was shocked. And yes, somewhat in admiration of the planetoid-sized balls that this monstrous arachnid possessed.
Nevertheless, I stomped him. There is a way to things, and that is the way.
4) Last summer my lovely neighbor came to me in the backyard, as I was lounging by the lake, and said I *must* come down by her dock to see the huge, beautiful garden spider she had found—these are the black and yellow metallic looking buggers which look more like wind-up toys than living animals. So I came. And got to her dock, and followed her instruction to climb down onto the rocks alongside, to view this specimen of nature in the vast shrub that grew up out of the bank. Then, I stumbled. And found myself landing IN the shrub… with my face about 6 millimeters from said spider, which at that distance, looked to be about the size of a delivery van. I stifled my unmanly reaction to scream like a little girl.
5) Once, when a lad, I came downstairs at night to find my dog, who normally slept in my room. He was in the living room. I bent down to pet him, about to coax him upstairs. Then I noticed the spider. Huge brute about the size of… well, he was big. Panicking (I was ten years old) and thinking this monster would bite my dog and kill him, I reached for the first thing I could find. A large glass boot which had been given to my mother by a wine distributor (at the time my family was in the liquor/wine business). She had used it to collect pennies. Full of pennies, and about eighteen inches tall or so, it made a formidable weapon, I thought. I brought it down hard on the spider. The spider ducked. I missed. The boot crashed. And broke. Smashed into a dozen pieces. Pennies everywhere. Woke the whole house up.
Ten year old Randall then had to explain that it was his mission to destroy this spider at all costs. Mother was not amused. After much yelling and head shaking by aforementioned mother, he was sent back to bed with the stinging admonition: “IT’S ONLY A SPIDER.”
78 timmy the dying boy
March 13th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Jumping spiders are great. If you handle them just right, you ca get them to hop from one finger to another. I saw an ant mimic jumping spider once, it held up its front legs to look lke antennae, and I only noticed it because it was hopping around just like real ants don’t.
79 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Bristowe-fact:
A calculated 2 million spiders to the acre in undisturbed British southern meadowland.
80 timmy the dying boy
March 13th, 2009 at 8:36 am
@76 – Hey Randall, I love spiders, but I sure wouldn’t want to mess with a spider that could bring down Jim Cramer, let alone Rush L. (though we can still hope).
81 Nicosia
March 13th, 2009 at 8:37 am
I used to live in Tampa, Florida, where the bugs are freakishly large. One day, I took a shower and shampooed my hair. After rinsing, I turned around, opened my eyes and right there beside me, inches away from my face, on the bathroom windowsill was a very hairy spider BIGGER THAN MY HAND!!!!!! And it was WATCHING me!!!! How long had it been there? Was it going to eat me? I was wet, naked, vulnerable and ALONE! I ran around the house screaming for a few minutes searching for the bug spray. I dumped an entire can of Raid on the monster, and it was STILL alive, refusing to die.
82 Nietzsche
March 13th, 2009 at 8:41 am
67 – I hope you get bitten.
83 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Further fact related to my 78:
Spiders are good for your health.
Take away those 2 m per acre and imagine the effect on the eco-balance. Eliminate spiders and we should be overwhelmed by mosquitoes, tsetse flies, Chagas bugs, house flies, roaches, horse flies, biting midges, meat flies, and ever other imaginable and unimaginable nasty and disease-beaer on that small but vastly numerical scale. Think about that next time you stamp on a spider.
Sorry if any of this stuff has been posted above. I’m in a hurry and doing the unforgiveable: posting before reading.
84 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Later on I’ll be back to read carefully.
85 Yazzmino
March 13th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
lol I wanted to read the information but I couldn’t because the pictures were there
86 A-Damn
March 13th, 2009 at 8:47 am
For any that are afraid of spiders (or anything that may have a picture that freaks you the hell out) there is an option in most browsers to turn off pictures. In Internet Explorer it is under Tools->Internet Options->Advanced->Scroll down to Multimedia->uncheck ‘Show Pictures’. Congratulations, now you are free to learn all about that which terrifies you without ever having to acutally look at it!
87 TEX
March 13th, 2009 at 8:47 am
RE: the aforementioned recluse spider -
there was an entomology exhibit at a local zoo and a news show went out there to do a human interest story on it, and the girl who was doing the interviews happened to bring up the brown recluses of the area, something like she was glad they weren’t that common, which is what I thought too. The man at the exhibit stopped her and said “oh, the brown recluse is a very common species, I bet I could locate one within a hundred feet of us right now”. He escorted her and the camera crew down the hall to a back exit, outside, saw a storage shed, opened the door, and in the dim interior moved a few items around gingerly, and pointed “there’s one right there” – I liked to shit! That means there’s one within a hundred feet of me right now!!! – but what direction?! Is one moving towards me as I write this?? Should I cover my face or my crotch!!!
88 Nicosia
March 13th, 2009 at 8:47 am
I am happy they eat the other bugs, as I am terrified of those, too. But I think I’d rather have a flock of chickens… They eat bugs, too, and not nearly as creepy. Of course, there is the chicken poop, but I’d rather deal with that than spiders.
89 oouchan
March 13th, 2009 at 8:56 am
76. Randall: Since I live in Arizona I can understand your points of view. That was hilarious! You are made of sterner stuff than me. You actually got close to one to smoosh it of your own free will. Mine was entirely subconscious.
one last story….Ever wake up around 3am and feel something crawling on your face? For every arachnophobic out there…here is your worst nightmare.
3 am…I wake up and feel something on my face…sleepily, I reach up and it must have seen my hand moving towards it in the dark and it started to move. Naturally, I am now wide awake and moving fast. Jumping up and beating myself around the head like a lunatic just to find out where that sucker went to. That was my ultimate goal, but it must have flown off me at that point so of course I have to look for it. Spent the next hour looking and couldn’t find it. Now that I am in full panic heart racing and adrenaline pumping…I have to go back to bed, because I have to work in the morning. I lay down and try to go back to sleep…that mother f***ker hid out on MY BODY and as soon as I was almost out…went in my ear.
Another sleepless night……….
90 GTT
March 13th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Thank you everyone… My boss just came into my office wondering what the hell was causing me to burst out laughing every few seconds. I had to quickly change the screen back to my Inbox and she seemed very puzzled that I was stifling a chuckle while looking at my email.
91 ravthewave
March 13th, 2009 at 9:05 am
I had a big hairy wolf spider crawling on my blanket last night and I made my wife kill it. it is pretty bad when you are so terrified of something so small. And I dont even know why…
92 GTT
March 13th, 2009 at 9:11 am
OH HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!
Whatever you do, NEVER go looking for a picture of the damn brown recluse spider… You will end up with a coupld of pictures of the monster and all the rest are pictures of supurating, bloody, disgusting craters left on unsuspecting humans.
TEX, I blame you for this…
93 Kreachure
March 13th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I LOVE SPIDERS! But I hate pretty much every other insect and arachnid there is. Ew!
So I’ve got no problem with the pics (well, actually #7 is kinda yucky even to me), but some comments here are starting to make my skin crawl!
94 Christine
March 13th, 2009 at 9:28 am
I hate spiders so much that if I’m reading a magazine and there’s a picture of one, I won’t touch the picture. I’ll hold the very edge to flip it. Actually, I guess I don’t hate them, I’m just deathly afraid. My husband and I were transporting a pretty heavy kitchen cabinet one time and a spider had made it’s home on it. As we were putting the cabinet into the trunk of our car, I noticed the spider and almost dropped the cabinet. That would’ve been very bad seeing how my husband’s fingers were still underneath the cabinet.
That pic of the woman going to grab a tarantula to eat is funny, because the women are looking elsewhere in surprise. I would’ve been looking at them about the eat a spider in surprise, and disgust!
95 The Grey GOAT
March 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Hehe, ironic this list shows up today. Last night my cat was sitting on the end of the couch, with his gaze locked onto the ceiling. I looked up to see what he was so focused on, turns out a spider was making his was across my living room ceiling. I don’t like spiders, but I feel kinda bad killing them. If I can, I usually catch them and throw them outside. This time I figured I’d let the kitty do my dirty work though. He tracked that thing for about 30 minutes before giving up, but I know he’ll be there when the spider finally comes down. He catches flies on occasion too so the spider should be short work for him.
96 LilyBily
March 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am
That has got to be the worst list I’ve ever seen on here. I knew it would be bad, but I just couldn’t resist. Have to say though, the picture for number seven almost had me going catatonic!
97 The Grey GOAT
March 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Hehe, ironic this list shows up today. Last night my cat was sitting on the end of the couch, with his gaze locked onto the ceiling. I looked up to see what he was so focused on, turns out a spider was making his was across my living room ceiling. I don’t like spiders, but I feel kinda bad killing them. If I can, I usually catch them and throw them outside. This time I figured I’d let the kitty do my dirty work though. He tracked that thing for about 30 minutes before giving up, but I know he’ll be there when the spider finally comes down. He catches flies on occasion too so the spider should be short work for him.
98 TEX
March 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Sorry GTT – exactly what part of
“severe reaction to the bite, the site can erupt into a “volcano lesion” (a hole in the flesh due to damaged, gangrenous tissue)…open wound may range from the size of an adult’s thumbnail to the span of a hand…dead tissue gradually sloughs away, exposing underlying tissues…sunken, ulcerating sore…”
is it that bothers you?
99 copperdragon
March 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am
i live in AZ as well (northern AZ now but Phoenix for 14 yrs).
not afraid of spiders, but I do believe they belong outdoors rather than in.
whenever I see a spider in the house, i simply take an empty glass jar, scoop them up and dump them outside.
i did see a very cool, very small orange and white spider on my car door one day. took a picture of it with my cellphone, but have not been able to ID it online.
i would much rather have spiders than roaches or mice in the house.
and to all the arachnophobes – keep this in mind: you are larger, stronger and smarter than they are.
100 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Spiders are green.
Well, literally too, yes.
Micromatta virescens and Areniella cucurbitina (I’ve seen it it) for example, the two I know of from northern Europe alone.
One is entirely emerald, the other a bright, less bluey green.
101 bucslim
March 13th, 2009 at 9:32 am
I’d eat a spider if you dipped it in beaver ass juice.
102 TEX
March 13th, 2009 at 9:37 am
And still no one can explain how these ass juices are collected.
103 sheltiesan
March 13th, 2009 at 9:40 am
We have a lot of spiders in our house. We have to spray periodically and most times that doesn’t help much. One of my grandsons and I have been bit by spiders which have left scarring. I hate those. I’m sure they’re the brown recluse. Of course we never see them because it’s always at night and usually in our sleep. I’ve also noticed fiddlebacks and a few black widows from time to time. I know that the black widows weren’t the ones that got us, though. Not enough damage was done.
When we spot spiders, we’ll evict them. Sometimes they get squashed, but I prefer evicting them. Yes, I realize they can and probably do come back in most of the time. If they are dead though, they can’t do their natuaral jobs.
Then there’s the black jumping spiders that I refuse to let anyone evict or kill. They hang out in our windows and kill the flies and other insects. They don’t bother us. They are all named “George”. They are ‘non-pets’ I guess you could say. Some of them have white spots and some have orange spots. They are hairy, but not too bad. The biggest one I’ve seen was about the size of a half dollar. Plenty of flies (food) that year!
I’d like them all much more, if they wouldn’t bite and cause such pain and aggravation.
104 Randall
March 13th, 2009 at 9:41 am
TEX:
Let us just say that it’s another damn good reason to stay in school and get a college education.
A life spent in overalls with a nametag that designates one an “Ass Juice Collector (grade 3 – rodent specialist)” is no fun. No fun at all.
105 TEX
March 13th, 2009 at 9:41 am
GTT – are these the cute spider pic’s you were talking about?
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/spider_bite_brown_recluse_spider_bite/page11_em.htm
106 sheltiesan
March 13th, 2009 at 9:42 am
101. bucslim: lololol!!!
107 Randall
March 13th, 2009 at 9:42 am
bucslim:
You’d eat ANYTHING if it was swirled around in ass swill.
Addict.
You should really have more respect for yourself. Interventions have done nothing for you. I strongly urge you to find Jesus before it’s too late.
108 copperdragon
March 13th, 2009 at 9:44 am
movies i can think of with creepy/funny spider moments:
Arachnophobia
Eight Legged Freaks
The Incredible Shrinking Man (he fights one at the end)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indy’s helper walks into a web of tarantulas)
Home Alone (a pet tarantula helps defend the house)
Spiderman (he gets bitten)
LOTR: Return of the King (giant spider)
Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets (giant spiders)
so my question is: are arachnophobes able to watch these movies?
109 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 9:45 am
@101 bucslim: YUMMY ! Its 12:40 here in NY & I’m off to lunch!
@77 Randall: Truth be told, I was waiting for you to comment, and as usual it was worth the wait! Thanks for the stories >
To Anon, GTT, TEX, and all… I’m glad you like…
110 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 9:47 am
6twistedbiscuits, (10),
“i saw a bright orange spider a few years ago. it was about an inch long, with black eyes and hairless. i’v never seen another one like it nor have i been able to find it online”
It could have been one of the orb-web diadem spiders. Some go in for that sort of coloration. The problem is there are innumerable species of spider and relatively few popular works on their identification.
We have some wonderful arachnids around our Chilean garden, but cannot put a handle to a single one of them, except by relating them to groups we know from the U.K. People here only know or care about the very few that are a danger in the house or field. Most notorious is the reclusive but dreaded and even occasionally lethal corner spider. Also to a lesser degree its specific predator, the tiger spider (a pathetic fragile beastie that couldn’t look less tiger-like if it tried). Then there’s our local Black Widow from the south, quadrimaculata. Apparently it has never killed one of us, but its nerve poison causes an excruciatingly agonising and uncontrollabe erection that I read can last up to three days (no further comment). And of course our several friendly great tarantulas, which some kids keep as pets.
111 Randall
March 13th, 2009 at 9:47 am
stevenh:
Pick me up a bagel with a schmeer, will ya? And a lemon coke.
112 sheltiesan
March 13th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Yeck! I just saw the pictures! (105. Tex) We definately were not bitten by brown recluse. They appear to be fiddleback, are they one and the same? I’m glad we weren’t bit by them!!!
113 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 9:52 am
archangel, (11),
“I can just imagine new, really light anti-bullet suits. Would be very good technology indeed. I wouldn’t be surprised if military scientists are already trialing them, or even using them.”
They are.
I’m answering as I go scrolling down, so my be repeating other’s responses.
114 oouchan
March 13th, 2009 at 9:53 am
108. copperdragon:
Arachnophobia – Not a chance in hell
Eight Legged Freaks – Not the 1st half, but the 2nd (since it was too stupid to be scary)
The Incredible Shrinking Man (he fights one at the end) – Nope!
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indy’s helper walks into a web of tarantulas) – cringe every time, but still a great movie!
Home Alone (a pet tarantula helps defend the house) – When he puts it on that guys face….I screamed (lol mark!)
Spiderman (he gets bitten) – not really scary so this one is ok.
LOTR: Return of the King (giant spider) – Watched through my fingers.
Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets (giant spiders) – ugggh! but yeah, I watched it.
115 TEX
March 13th, 2009 at 9:53 am
stevenh: if you’re taking orders grab me a RC cola and a moon pie
116 segue
March 13th, 2009 at 9:54 am
stevenh, thank you for an interesting read.
When I was a young child, living in Sydney, I can remember vividly waking one bright, moonlit night, to find a gigantic tarantula on the wall directly in line with my head (it looked, to my 4 year-old eyes, about as big as my head!). Naturally, I went screaming for my dad to catch the monster, and be rid of it, which he did.
My mum and nana were always reminding me, when I was going out back to play, to mind the funnel web’s.
Somehow, I managed to come through childhood without a phobia to spiders. Lucky for me because my home is in the woods, and there is no way to keep all of the spiders out. One simply lives with them.
117 dofnup
March 13th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Yay for this list!! I must admit I am wary of spiders, but not phobic by any stretch of the imagination. I do agree that they are, as #67 mentioned, “much maligned”, and don’t deserve to be killed just because we’re scared of them.
Having said that, I wouldn’t want to meet up with a large one in the shower! *shudders*
118 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Randall:
The schmeer you got. Ya sure you don’t want an egg cream or a manhattan special?
119 LubLub
March 13th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Eurgh..now my skin is crawling and I’m afraid to go to bed. I keep thinking there is something crawling up my tummy. The pictures almost made me fall off my chair, I had to put my hand over my mouth mid-scream before I woke up my housemates…
120 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 9:58 am
TEX, Dang that southun th’ang
http://www.bellbucklechamber.com/rcmoon.html
121 YogiBarrister
March 13th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Another spider lover here. In fact I share my home with a family of them. I figure if they can get in, other insects can as well.
122 Ducky23
March 13th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Spiders are very beneficial little creatures and I will go out of my way to not kill a spider. I find some way to get it outside safely. But they have way too many legs and that in and of itself just plain freaks me out!!!
123 YogiBarrister
March 13th, 2009 at 10:05 am
The only bad experience I ever had with a spider was in a fantasy baseball league about twenty years ago. One of my players, Glenallen Hill, had a nightmare about them and ended up crashing through a glass door.
124 TEX
March 13th, 2009 at 10:09 am
119. stevenh – SAUUWWEEEEEEEEEEET
125 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 10:10 am
jfrater (22),
“Archangel: I have heard of the trick where spider webs are good for Small cuts – I haven’t tried it because the webs in my house are full of dust but I would love to hear other’s experiences”
Bear with me, this quote will take a bit of time to read and a lot more for me to type, but is fascinating:
‘The World of Spiders’ (New Naturalist series) W. S. Bristowe (revised ed. 1971). Page 5.
“One of Ben Johnson’s characters says he ‘sweeps no cobwebs here, but sells ‘em for cut fingers’ and Shakespeare, in *A Midsummer Night’s Dream*, makes Bottom say, ‘I shall desire you of more acquaintance good master cobweb. If I cut my finger I shall make bold of you’. These quotations introduce us to the use of spiders’ webs in staunching the flow of blood, which was advocated as early as the first century A.D. by Dioscorides. The use of web for this purpose was widespread in Britain and elsewhere in Europe during past centuries and friends tell me it still lingers on in country districts in Cheshire, Hampshire, Hertfordshire and Sussex as well as in Italy and elsewhere on the Continent. The staunching effect is due to physical and not chemical proerties.”
126 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 10:13 am
As I type here and now, I have a house wren a foot or so away outside, doing the rounds of my office window for a spiderly snack. Topical and delightful!
127 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Bristowe (ibid.) adds:
“Eleazar Albin (1736) seems to have introduced an unusual refinement when he beat web up with frogs’ spawn and allowed the mixture to dry on a pewter plate before applying it; and, he says, ‘with this remedy I saved a gentleman of worth in Lincoln Inn Fields who had bled at the nose several hours, when all applications failed which were used by two eninent surgeons’.”
All the rest of Bill’s medical references are useless superstitions.
128 Biscuit
March 13th, 2009 at 10:21 am
When I was young I believed the hoax story of the spiders that were about to explode from a plant onto a family, before the local authorities took a flamethrower to it. Horrifying!
129 GTT
March 13th, 2009 at 10:22 am
TEX: You @$$…
Yeah, I saw those… Plus, there was another one where the bite was on the thumb… A nice close-up nausea-inducing, juicy-looking bite. My entire body is starting to crawl and I´m getting twitchy just thinking about it…
130 oouchan
March 13th, 2009 at 10:31 am
108. copperdragon:…well…i tried to answer you but my comments are in moderation…(hint, hint)
btw…had someone I worked with who got bit by a brown recluse. They had to remove his toe. It was quite gross actually. Since then I will always shake out my shoes before I put them on. just in case.
131 callie_
March 13th, 2009 at 10:38 am
“3 am…I wake up and feel something on my face…sleepily, I reach up and it must have seen my hand moving towards it in the dark and it started to move. Naturally, I am now wide awake and moving fast. Jumping up and beating myself around the head like a lunatic just to find out where that sucker went to. That was my ultimate goal, but it must have flown off me at that point so of course I have to look for it. Spent the next hour looking and couldn’t find it. Now that I am in full panic heart racing and adrenaline pumping…I have to go back to bed, because I have to work in the morning. I lay down and try to go back to sleep…that mother f***ker hid out on MY BODY and as soon as I was almost out…went in my ear.
Another sleepless night……….”
ok I literally spent the whole time I was reading that rubbing my face and slapping my neck where I could swear something was crawling. ohhhh the power of suggestion
132 smurff
March 13th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Interesting list stevenh – the input on this subject and comments from L servers replying made it a well worth read.
In Africa we call the Tarantula a Baboon spider, the last two legs segments resemble the finger of a Baboon – hence its name.
For those that want to know – there are about 612 species world wide.
133 Meg
March 13th, 2009 at 10:52 am
*shudders*
I’ve hated spiders all my life, but I think #5 is sort of cute. XD
Also, I have greater hatred on the insects which they (thankfully) eat.
134 Miss Destiny
March 13th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Okay, I know this list was about spiders, and the information regarding them was very enlightening. However, the fact that has interested me the most is the apparent existence of poisonous birds? Really? I never knew about that! Now I’ve got to read up on that!
135 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 11:09 am
stevenh, (39),
There are two basic types of spider venom (a) Neurotoxic and (b) Necrotic.
Our southern or Patagonian black widow, mentioned above, is neurotoeix, hence the erection effect.
The housebound corner spider is necrotic, and kills when the bite is deep and the necrosis continues to spread until the victim dies of gangrene. Death is unusual and mostly occurs in young children and people not in rude health. It may also be affected by the site of the bite. On the face is particularly nasty. My bite in the belly cane from moving a bale of straw. Obviously fairly superficial, it left a small red patch which hurt a little at first, but soon left no feeling. The necrotic spot, on the other hand, lingered for about two years. I’m not sure, but seem to remember that the males can’t bite humans.
136 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 11:14 am
@135 Miss Destiny: Yeah, I thought that was really cool also, so I snuck it in
. But now that you mentioned it, I realized that I made an error. Apparently there are three (not two) type of poisonous birds, the third one is a Little Shrike-thrush.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Shrike-thrush
Thanks for this.
137 Randall
March 13th, 2009 at 11:18 am
stevenh:
Feh. Egg cream. A lot of shmontses, that stuff. Like runny soft-boiled. But yeah, I’ll take a Manhattan Special. There’s something sweet about rank coffee in a bottle.
138 Randall
March 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am
TEX:
Yeah, no offense TEX, but we’re in New York over here. An RC cola and a moon pie? We’ll send out to the Pennsylvania Dutch for those, how’s that?
139 Randall
March 13th, 2009 at 11:21 am
stevenh:
And thanks for picking me up the bagel. Next time maybe a blintz with a slice of apple and a nice glass of tea.
140 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Randall:
glass of tea with a cube of sugar. bite & sip. damn, I haven’t done that in a long time.
141 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 11:50 am
smurff, (133),
“For those that want to know – there are about 612 species world wide.”
WHAAATTT????
Bristowe (ibid., 1971):
“The present list of British and irish species now stands at 584, and others will be added as the years go by.”
and:
“There do not seem to be many estimates for the total number of spiders in the world, however Coddington and Levi (1991) predicted that there may be as many as 170 000 species.”
142 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Apropos to my 142, I’ve just read the topic heading estimate of currently known speices worldwide as 40,000. Sorry stevenh.
Can’t find the bit on birds. Would you mind repeating? Poisonous? I.e. you suffer if you eat them or their products? Or venemous? They use chemical substances to kill or assist in killing?
143 A…
March 13th, 2009 at 11:59 am
I have to say the stories submitted in the comments are just as interesting(and more creepy) than the list itself. I am a afraid of spiders but I was able to read through the list up until that spider colony video: Urgh!!! A single spider is bad enough but dozens of then in the same spot with a ton of spider-web hanging from and around the trees *shudder* stuff of nightmares!
I know that those spiders are not going to harm me or anything and I admire all their good traits but it still didn’t keep me from wishing someone would take a high powered jet spray and blast through all that web.
144 Acula
March 13th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
They are already harvesting and using spider silk for material. They put the protein making gene of the spider into goats, harvest the protein from the milk, and then spin it into silk. Very interesting story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/889951.stm
145 oouchan
March 13th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I’ll admit. I did what a few people did and skimmed the comments rather than look at the article. Someone mentioned you can turn off the pictures. sad..I don’t have that option here are work. So…I decided to be brave and read this list (through my fingers). I am still waiting for the chest pains to go away but I made it without fainting.
Very good and the most frightening list.
146 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
@143 Anon: Clarifiaction
from list item #9, “…two species of poisonous lizards (Gila monster and beaded lizard), two species of poisonous birds (Hooded Pitohui and Ifrita), and many species of amphibians, fish and jellyfish…”.
@135 made mention of that I said “two species”. There are, in fact, three secies of birds to avoid. The poison resides on/in the feathers. Sort of like a poison frog, only flying. There are no known venomous birds.
See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitohui
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ifrita
147 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Bless you for sticking it out, oouchan!
148 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Anthropophobia:
We detest and stamp on spiders.
vs.
They may be about to save many of our lives with bullet-proof vests. Most of us are probably here today because they have kept our lethal invertebrate pests down to reasonable proportions.
Randall,
I cherish an image of an entry we once made to a Chilean country restaurant. On our approach we noticed the proprietress gently wielding a straw broom to evict something, and crooning to it lovingly to go away and play somewhere else. No sign of a kitten or puppy though. As we passed through the patio, we saw it was a tarantula.
When elder daughter visited, she insisted we stop the jeep and back up, so she could assist one crossing the road.
149 Peejee
March 13th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
So okay, if spiders eat insects, would they eat something as hideous as a cockroach ? If so, I ll keep them as pets !
150 bigski
March 13th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
#103 sheltiesan- A fiddleback spider is another name for Brown Recluse.Stay away,kill on sight.
151 spike
March 13th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
spiders rock! i have had two pet spiders to date. one was a banana spider that lived in the garden, the other was a common little field spider that lived behind my fishing rods in a corner of my bedroom. the first’s name was annie, the second’s name was damien.
as to the taste of tarantulas, i found it to be something like tangy peanut butter, but that might be a result of the way it was cooked.
152 POTSW
March 13th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
@149 Anon
In Chile your biggest concern shouldn’t be the tarantulae, but the Chilean recluse spider, or Araña de Rincón. This little fellas are quite poisonous and, if not agressive, really prone to climbing into beds and the like.
153 Bre
March 13th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Now I have the creepy crawley feeling on my skin. They scare the crap out of me. I am okay with them as long as they stay AWAY from me.
154 Nikki
March 13th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Oh, I am so glad I live in England as I read this!
I have gone all itchy all over my body now!
155 Redcaboose
March 13th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
A great list, stevenh, thanks. I have always liked spiders, as I knew about their taste for other insects. I usually leave them alone, but if I found one in the bedroom, I would help it outside. I remember street vendors in SE Asia selling spiders for food, along with dogs, monkeys, etc. I decided to not try any of that stuff. I think you have to be raised on it to enjoy, or even get it down.
156 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
153. POTSW
“@149 Anon
In Chile your biggest concern shouldn’t be the tarantulae, but the Chilean recluse spider, or Araña de Rincón. This little fellas are quite poisonous and, if not agressive, really prone to climbing into beds and the like.”
I have posted quite a bit here, but please also read my posts 110 & 136 (my typo in the latter should have read neurotoxic).
Our house if full of arañitas de rincón, but we always check clothes, towels, etc. and I’ve only ever been bitten by one outside in the garden sheds. I usually capture them in a glass and exile them to the woodshed where there are plenty of pests for them to feed on.
157 Marina
March 13th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I used to be terrified of spiders, but for some reason I decided to join the wikipedia spiders project. I read a bunch about spiders to research them, and slowly my hate turned to affection. Now I love spiders; they’re amazing.
Re: Spiders shedding – My uncle had a tarantula when I was a kid, and that’s how I learned about them shedding. You don’t think about spiders shedding, really, but it’s pretty neat.
Also, anyone know what the spider in pic 5 is? (Provided it isn’t a shopped pic, of course.)
158 lo
March 13th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
16. neddie-
those avondale buddies of yours did indeed star in arachnophobia. did you know they are also social spiders? how lucky there wasn’t a den of 300 of them under your sink!
i’m very proud of you letting one walk on your hand (despite commonly having legspans of up to 8 inches (20 cm), they’re considered harmless and not aggressive -that’s what made them movie stars
)
oh Randall- damn!
TEX- brown recluses are everywhere where i live (there’s been a dead one between the storm window and top inner window of my bathroom all winter), people who work unpacking dry goods (like my neighbor at a liquor store) just call them “box spiders” as they find them every day in boxes that have sat in a warehouse somewhere! isn’t it weird how small they are?
*i used to be “run from the room screaming, then force someone else to kill it, then avoid that room for up to a day” scared of spiders myself. weirdly i always thought the little colorful jumping spiders that often live on flowers were cute.
i’ve gotten better, now spiders can be in a room with me as long as it’s not over my bed, and i can catch and release them instead of smooshing (usually).
i did see a brazilian wandering spider live and in a building i was staying at in the amazon -it was killed. but i saw a different huge spider on the back of a chair at a dinner table there too (buildings in the jungle typically have roofs over platforms with minimal walls) the people who lived there just said “oh, no one sit there, that spider has a bad, painful poison” and ignored it.
but the spider that could scare even an arachnologist must be Heteropoda maxima the giant huntsman of the greater mekong in laos. with its 12-inch (30cm) legspan, great vision, super-spider-speed, and aggressive demeanor it horrifies me! this spider DOES NOT have a dangerous bite, but it hunts by running up to food (or perceived threats) based on seeing them move, then jumps on them and clings tenaciously! so if there’s one in the corner and you reach out and tap the wall its instinct will be to run up (really, really fast) jump on your hand and wrap its legs around your hand! and probably while biting you. did i mention it’s the size of a dinner plate!!!
ONLY CLICK THIS IF YOU WANT TO SEE A BIG SPIDER:
http://clumpy.blogspot.com/2008/12/heteropoda-maxima-spider-from-hell.html
-the spider in the picture is most likely NOT H. maxima, as it lives in caves and was just discovered about 4 months ago, but it is a big huntsman, somewhere -so imagine one like that but bigger than your face….
159 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Size doesn’t matter.
A question out of curiosity to all you arachnophobes. Is that true? Is a recently hatched spiderling or a tiny adult money spider as terrifying as any other? After all, magnify them to the same size and they all look about the same. Or do other factors such as speed, hairiness and webbiness come into play? And if it is size, what is the ‘critical limit’?
160 oouchan
March 13th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
160. Anon: I am ok with the baby ones to look at, but not on me. As for size…about the size of an eraser head on a pencil will do it. Anything bigger and I start to sweat! Other factors don’t come into play as I can’t get past the spider size.
If there was ever something bigger than the tarantula I saw on the highway once, I would need medical attention.
161 deepthinker
March 13th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I read a story of a paraplegic man who had been so for 20 years. He was bitten by a brown recluse that caused convulsions in his leg… now he can walk. Awesome.
162 Peejee
March 13th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
for me it s the combination of size and speed what does it, although hairiness does not help either ! They can just be so fast, and just run at you ! Freaks me out each time.
I am only afraid of the little ones in a web, meaning I ll freak a bit if they are on me, but won t really panic.
163 Peejee
March 13th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
(i am in general afraid of all unpredictable, reasonably fast insects that can run up to you, if they look ugly enough – such as moths. Butterfly s are much more predictable and look nice, so don t cause me any worries. But a moth – god !!!)
164 Moose
March 13th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Regarding the cobwebs as bandages thing, that trend actually began with the Romans (possibly even Greeks).
Wadded up cobwebs act the same way as gauze- lightweight yet extremely absorbent.
165 POTSW
March 13th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
@ Anon 157
Now that’s what I call the words of the wise, the voice of experience.
I’ve never had such intimate contact with these spiders – I’ve just seen them in trips to the countryside (they are called brown spiders where I live).
A relative of mine – quite the aracnophobe, I shall add – lived in Chile for some years, and the rincon spiders literally drove him out of sleep.
166 Wally
March 13th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
If picture 9 is a Funnel Web then Ill eat my hat. That is the puniest Funnel Web Ive ever seen.
167 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
@167 Wally: You are probably right about that. The photo was switched by the editor (Jamie?? CYN???)
Funnel Webs are fireplugs compared to the Twiggy in photo #9. I can’t believe that I’ve been on this site all day and I didn’t catch that!
A more accurate picture may be found at :http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/motm/spider/funnelweb.gif
Wally, Thank you for spotting that!
168 lo
March 13th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
167. Wally-
i agree. it looks more like the much smaller (and harmless) north american funnel webbed spiders.
so googling a comparison i found 2 amazing spots for spider pics:
Field Guide to Venomous and Medically Important Invertebrates Affecting Military Operations: Identification, Biology, Symptoms, Treatment -this one is international and details many dangerous critters:
http://www.afpmb.org/pubs/Field_Guide/field_guide.htm
this one is north american spiders, harmless and harmful, but nice pics:
http://www.cirrusimage.com/spider.htm
169 lo
March 13th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
wally, i had a link for us too, but i put 2 links in one post, so now it’s in moderation (i thought it kicked in with more than 2 links, not just 2, sigh).
170 stevenh
March 13th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
@158 Marina: The picture in this item was swapped by the Jamie or Cyn(my submission had a rather smaller spider on an arm). Alas, I do not know the source or validity of that photo.
Ah, the trials of an author. Always at the mercy of the editor
171 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Wally, (167),
“If picture 9 is a Funnel Web then Ill eat my hat. That is the puniest Funnel Web Ive ever seen.”
I just checked out images of Atrax robustus (FWS) and you are spot on. The one at 9 looks remarkably like one of the common house spiders to me.
Bristowe wrote how those were so bloody fast, that if you made them the same size as someone like Usain Bolt, you could give Bolt an 8.5 seconds start and the spider would still beat him over 100 metres!
I think the Incredible Shrinking Man was pretty lucky. I wonder how a digital remake of that might pan out?
172 mansonego
March 13th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
that posey parker guy ruins lots of facades with his mental protein jizz they say
173 widggman
March 13th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
definitely… something must be done with that silk and only 450 gram for 40 000km… that’s awesome.
174 Marina
March 13th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
@170. stevenh – Thanks.
Ah, yes; my parents ran a newspaper, and we did a lot of editing ourselves (we tended to leave our own writing intact, though; the luck of BEING the editor.)
I did find this: http://www.ngsprints.co.uk/South-America-Animals-Insects/c18_19_734/p102896/Large-Tarantula-Spider-on-a-Mans-Arm./product_info.html
Apparently it’s a real picture by a National Geographic photographer, though that doesn’t help on species. Oh well, time for research, I guess.
175 BooRadley
March 13th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
I am not at all afraid of spiders. I usually do the “catch and release” thing when they get into my house. I was feeling a bit sanctimonious reading about all the silly arachnophobes, when I remembered my own irrational fear – cockroaches. Eeeeeewwwwww!!!! They give me the screaming heebie-jeebies! So, my heart goes out to all of you who don’t like our 8-legged friends. I know how you feel.
When we were in Costa Rica, we saw only one tarantula-type spider, but we saw many Golden Orb spiders – their webs are actually gold-colored! They’re beautiful in the sun.
We also saw a cockroach, but only one, and it was very small. I didn’t even scream.
176 DaBenDan
March 13th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
i ate a tarantula while i was living in china. the taste was nothing great, but what was great was seeing the expressions on everybody else’s faces when they saw a white guy walking around eating this thing on a stick.
177 sheltiesan
March 13th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
151. bigski… Thank you. I did not know they were one and the same. I think I’ve heard a few people say they were, but most of them say they are different. I wasn’t raised where I live, so I must be nice and not say anything.
178 lo
March 13th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
160. Anon-
i think what scares me most is speed. size + speed makes it worse, but the whole irrational terror thing seems directly tied to how they move.
i became aware of this when i first met some pet tarantulas (i’ve thought of getting one, the ultimate f-you to my residual arachnophobia). there are terrestrial and arboreal tarantulas with different habits, and a few -like the asian ornates- are fast and aggressive, but most of the “beginner pet” species are huge, but slow. a huge, fuzzy, SLOW(er) spider, especially with a more squat compact body plan is hardly scary. but even a much smaller wolf or fishing spider (or huntsman! eek!) with long legs and a super-fast crawl still gets me.
orb-weavers and little jumping or crab spiders also seem pretty harmless to me. this is probably different for everybody, so i’m curious if anyone else thinks that a spider’s style of movement is key to the scare.
179 oouchan
March 13th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
176. BooRadley: I would allow a cockroach to crawl around on my face before I would use one finger to touch a spider. Hows that for a visual?
179. lo: nope. they all pretty much scare the bejeezas out of me.
180 Diogenes
March 13th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
a) so youve tasted crickets?
b) so how will #2 work exactly? modified crop dusters have in their cargo millions of venomous spiders that are all part of some sort of juicing machine?
c) cool picture in #3. wonder if it looks like that for real. it’s probably all grey and made up of a computer program and/or photoshop equivalent. just like the surface of mars.
haha. stupid mars.
I would fucking love a spider silk sweater!
d) about #4–ever see those pictures of the spider eating a bird?
all my actual viewing of spiders that are eating seem to come mainly from childhood, where my connections to the surrounding outer world seemed , by my view today, much closer and inspective–then again, I have been living in a concrete jungle for years.
e) if freaked out by spiders, remember that if that cave or dank basement or abandoned mine, that you venture into decides to toss onto your naked body a vast amount of arachnids (ok, i wont go into the back story here–way off coarse) then flick.
dont stomp.
because stomping really pisses them off.
f) i had sex with the spider woman and believe me…DAMN! around the room I spun, let me tell yah.
just foolin.
g) I think the supposed bossman at my job fits into the 39,999 category.
hold on…who am i kidding.
I don’t have a job.
h) well gee, thats why. we humans must know that the spider can learn from us.
lonely hunters that gather together form a bond, also known as “get a load of his/my fangs” complex, and that one % becomes the hunted.
I) aaahh, the Anelosimus eximius. yes of coarse, the Anelosimus eximius! ( i had to copy and paste that. I’m a poor actor)
ok. so a 25 foot nest would equal to something like a major fuck fest with the potential of kudzu? I’m just kidding, but still. Anelosimus eximius, if you can hear me…i know you can do better.
j) had an experience of filling bathtubs and sinks with water because of being evacuated, due to acts of god, and then returning later to find the tub had attracted and drowned a large number of them.
k) I think all spider warnings on this list should now say :
Warning: contains stuff that my freak out those with DSM-IV –TR: 300.29 (please refer to this list if you dont understand)
xxxxoooo: enjoyed the read. thanks stevenh
181 Diogenes
March 13th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
oops. I meant to add on to the end of (d)
I happen to live in a cardboard box outside the Crate and Barrel and am syphoning off their electricity to power my garbage parts computer.
182 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
lo, (179),
“160. Anon-
i think what scares me most is speed. size + speed makes it worse, but the whole irrational terror thing seems directly tied to how they move.
… even a much smaller wolf or fishing spider (or huntsman! eek!) with long legs and a super-fast crawl still gets me.orb-weavers and little jumping or crab spiders also seem pretty harmless to me. this is probably different for everybody, so i’m curious if anyone else thinks that a spider’s style of movement is key to the scare.”
That’s extremely interesting, because Anita suffers from the common ophiophobia, irrational fear of snakes (rational caution being perfectly reasonable!) And she tells me it’s the movement that’s the principle problem. Such that at one time a common eathworm could arouse the same terror. She’s mastered the phobia uneasily, just as well as an enthusiastic
recent gardener. But of course the movement becomes associated with the object so that eventually even pictures of dead specimens evoke the same reaction.
I’ve already confessed in LV that earwigs are mine, with an irrational connection of those arse/ass-pincers to castration, I decided in a Fraudian moment. There was a huge brute in Cyprus (my military service) that looked as if it really could have sheared off my wedding tackle! So I too sympathise with reaction to tarantulas. But please try not to kill. They do such a good job.
183 lo
March 13th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
i see peejee and i are in agreement about the “speedy-spider” factor.
my sis and i actually call them “speeders” not spiders, but it must be said with a little cartoon-ish voice that negates the horror, otherwise they’re still “spiders.”
184 lo
March 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
180. Diogenes -
i hope your box is too far north to be plagued by “box spiders”! otherwise you’re one tough motherf*cker.
185 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
BooRadley, (176),
We were exchanging about twitching in another topic honey guides?), weren’t we, and never got around to further communication? Anita and I are very occasional and extremely inexpert birdwatchers, far from dedicated but most enthusiastic. We have a fair library of guides. Except for that once on holiday in Costa Rica, 169 spp. identified in 10 days, it’s very incidental to our botanical work. The second best region for diversity we’ve visited is NW Argentina. We’ve seen a moderate proportion of the Chilean list, but I’m still outstanding on the lovely little many-coloured rush tyrant (siete colores).
We have no meories of spiders in Costa Rica. Ther world’s largest moth, we were told, and second largest crocs, yes!
If you have any reason to be in touch, I’m sure the site organisers would oblige. No problem here.
186 lo
March 13th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
anon, my friend,
see my post 159 for the current state of my dealings with spiders. i promise not to smoosh them except in some extreme circumstances! i
i did kill a big, fast wolf spider in my kitchen a month ago (i entertained posmortem suspicions that it was a Missouri brown tarantula (Aphonopelma hentzi), as we have them here, but decided it was too slim and small.) but 2 weeks ago i found a similar guy on my living room ceiling and -after shrieking- managed to trap him with a card and drinking glass and release to the yard. i have a collection of small tangle-web (but not black widow) “speeders” calling my bathroom and bedroom windows home.
187 Cyn
March 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
*please note*

J handles the pics.
i proof and do minor corrections, which is quite different than actual editing.
i made the note about checking out archives if the spideys freak ya out. you’d need to contact J about pic selection.
188 Anon
March 13th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Diogenes, (181),
“f) i had sex with the spider woman”
Bloody hell, and you’ve lived to tell the tale!
Didn’t someone warn you female arachnids regard the male as a tasty post-coital snack? Fxck’n'Feed. (x for immoderation.)
189 Diogenes
March 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
well, i’ve been limping ever since.
haw haw.
190 Lusus
March 13th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
The Wandering Spider is probably the only one that’ll attack and bite you for no reason. Most bites are defensive as mentioned, but this one will go for you just because it feels like it.
And it doesn’t help that it is the most venomous known, is quite big.
191 Lusus
March 13th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
On a lighter note, I LOVE spiders. Every time someone in my house finds a spider they always get me to pick it up and let it out. Even the huge hairy ones, I let them crawl all over me
)
192 pdxstargazer82
March 13th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Check out this article about a Paraplegic man that could walk after being bitten by a spider:
http://cbs13.com/local/Paraplegic.Man.Suffers.2.958151.html
193 ash1000
March 14th, 2009 at 12:42 am
i wonder why so many movies use spiders in them
listverse-putting fun in funnel web
194 Braden
March 14th, 2009 at 2:18 am
6twistedbiscuits- That orange spider you mentioned could have been a spider immediately after a molt. When their exoskeletons are soft they can look considerably different than their usual coloring, and their hair would be slicked down on their bodies.
I always appreciate lists like these that help dispel the myths of traditionally maligned creatures.
Are you sure that the pic on #9 is a funnel web, though? It looks like a hobo spider.
An interesting aspect of spiders I’ve noticed is that usually the ones that are dangerous look different than ordinary spiders. I encountered a black widow once, and before I saw the tell-tale red mark, I knew it was something I didn’t want to mess with, all shiny and jet black.
195 Didier
March 14th, 2009 at 2:50 am
Hi Stevenh,
Great list. Haven’t got a thing against those plury legged co-habitants. They do their job, I try to do mine. No major struggle that I can remember of.
But phobia I have. The main one witch fucks my life is social phobia, witch in turn becomes agoraphobia in its worst periods. Hmm, I know, in my case, where the problem lay – or I believe I know – maybe – perhaps.
You could write something about that, if you feel like. Believe it could be a great list in these ages of increasing madness. Social phobia is becoming something of a “you must have” and well… I’m a fashion guy
)
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Believe you could handle it well.
196 6twistedbiscuits
March 14th, 2009 at 2:54 am
braden – thanks
i have been wondering why i couldnt find that spider again
i didnt know they molted i thought it was just tarantulas
197 bono
March 14th, 2009 at 3:27 am
THIS IS SOOO @#$%*&! SCARY! AHHH! OMG!
It took A LOT for me to go through this list!
I almost freaking pissed myself!
But I SWEAR I don’t have a phobia!
HAHAHA! yeah right! I do have a phobia!
Its not funny though. :l
198 Didier
March 14th, 2009 at 3:34 am
Hmm, but it’s all great of course.
199 Didier
March 14th, 2009 at 3:45 am
It was a great list, very informative. Hope more from this source.
200 jfrater
March 14th, 2009 at 5:17 am
Didier: we have had a couple of other lists by Stevenh in the past – and I agree – hopefully there will be more!
201 Didier
March 14th, 2009 at 5:29 am
Hi Bono
You have a phobia or you don’t. If phobia there is, well tell us.
Let me get it right, possibly you were trying to be funny. I know funny. But your comment my “friend” made me more of a social phobic.
Keep going my ‘Friend’
With love, Didier
202 stevenh
March 14th, 2009 at 5:30 am
To all fellow travelers: Thank you for reading and contributing. This one was fun.
JF: Thank you for LV.
203 Lifeschool
March 14th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Wow, it took ages to get to the bottom of this list. I love reading about screaming girls and tiny little spiders. Also LOVE the horror stories from TEX, Randall etc, and the picture for No.3 is fascinating! Well done Stevenh for getting the list published and all those positive (and funny) responses. Snakes next? No Cockroaches! Big fat ugly roaches!
204 Joy
March 14th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Hey, can you do a list like this but for mosquitoes? I hate them (as I’m sure many other people do as well…) but I wanna educate myself about them. What ‘good things’ do mosquitoes do?
205 Anon
March 14th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Joy, (205),
“Hey, can you do a list like this but for mosquitoes? I hate them (as I’m sure many other people do as well…) but I wanna educate myself about them. What ‘good things’ do mosquitoes do?”
I read somewhere once that they inject a chemical to stop blood congealing while they suck it. So if you live an area that’s infested with mossies and don’t catch malaria, yellow fever or dengue, you may actually end up healthier and living longer by avoiding blood clotting diseases. However, it seems Warfarin or aspirin are less of a gamble these days.
I imagine mosquitoes also form a critical part of the food chain of some wonderful birds, animals and predatory insects.
Probably, if you had perfect pitch, you might use their whine in lieu of a tuning fork. (Thinks, will they take that seriously?)
206 Pablo
March 14th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
spiders, taste like charcoal haha, I grew up in Venezuela, have eaten tarantulas, ya charcoal.
207 jhoyce07
March 15th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
i hate spiders..they’re scary.. but i know they are coll insects.. ü
208 GTT
March 16th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
207. Pablo
Where the heck in Venezuela did you live?!? I lived most of my life in Valencia and I NEVER ate a tarantula… Never even had one offered to me! Yuck!
209 shelbs
March 16th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
i think u guys are stupid and weird (the spiders not u hon )interesting paper
210 bigski
March 16th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Only girls are afraid of spiders. My son is 25 and terrified of a cockroach. Acts like a girl when he sees one.
Only thing im afraid of is zombies.
211 segue
March 17th, 2009 at 7:50 am
The only thing I’m afraid of is getting burned by fire.
That’s it.
212 GTT
March 17th, 2009 at 11:04 am
bigski: haha, tell you son I can relate.
I dont know if I´m scared of them exactly… Roaches just cause violent spasms of absolute yuckiness followed by the urge to scream, then puke.
It might have to do with the fact that I stepped on one barefoot when I was a very little girl… I was just getting out of bed, all sleepy when I suddenly heard a crunch. I unfortunately looked at the sole of my foot only to find myself with some dark-yellow goo with roach carcass… The nausea Ifelt then remains to this day.
213 Anon
March 17th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
GTT, (213),
Snap! My forficuliphobia (fear of earwigs) is definitely rooted in childhood trauma too. Once, when I was about five or six, we had to sleep in a ultility room. When I awoke, two huge earwigs with agressively curled pincers crawled out from the fly-opening in the crotch front of my pyjamas! I can remember to this day uttering a terrified, piercing yell, throwing off the top as well as the trouser-bottoms, and rushing stark-bollock-naked out into the middle of the wide open earwigless space of the daytime street (it was summer). Edward Scissor-whats?
214 GTT
March 17th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Anon (214)
I´m sorry…. I´m trying not to laugh but the image of a 5 year old running screaming through the streets rambling incomprehensibly about earwigs….
Yup, bugs are mean….
215 stevenh
March 17th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@211. bigski:
My son is 20 and acts like a girl all the time, except when he sees a spider, then he acts like a man and screams and crys…
or perhaps he acts like a man all the time, except when he sees a spider, then he picks it up to play with it.
The point, if you read the comments, is that phobia is not gender specific, nor is the reaction. Some men squeal, some women pick ‘em up to play.
Please let gender type-casting become a thing of the past.
216 segue
March 17th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
214. Anon: Your earwig tale reminded me of a childhood tale of my own. I was only 2 when it happened, and we had just moved into a house with a (to me) large yard. It wasn’t grassy or flowered yet, just dirt, but to a 2year-old, dirt is fine. I was playing down in the back corner, sitting atop a red-ant hill, and it took no time at all before I was completely covered in red ants.
Like you, I went screaming, shedding clothes as I ran, until I hit the house. My father was in the bathtub, which is where I headed (I always knew that Daddy could fix anything). He scooped me up and plunged me into the water, sluicing ants off as fast as he could, he kept plunging me under, sluicing as he went, until I was ant free, and the tub was afloat with red ant bodies.
After he dressed, he went down back to the nest, poured gasoline into it, and set it aflame. I still don’t know if that is the recommended treatment for ants, but it sure impressed a 2 year old!
217 Anon
March 17th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
GTT, (215),
No, you’ll have to adjust that image, I’m afraid. I didn’t run through the streets screaming like a girlie (just remembers in time to add those last three words to help someone grind down their teeth). Mummy told me always to act like a brave little soldier. The initial yell (not scream) was involuntary. After that grim silence. I simply stood as I’d been made like a statue in the middle of the road in full view of all neighbours. It was the only place where no wiggypoos could possibly be hiding. My mum brought out a blanket to cover my manhood and avoid the possibility I might be arrested for indecent exposure, but of course there might have been wiggypoos hiding in that too … Eventually I got a bit shivery and an enticing aroma of fried potaoes, eggs and bacon wafted from the house.
Those creatures aside, I adored all arthropods (bugs) and still do, with a reasonable caution for the dangerous ones. I wanted to be a butterfly-hunter in the Amazon. A botanist in the southern Andes wasn’t too bad a let-down. Venezuela – hmmmmmm.
218 Anon
March 17th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
segue, (217),
Loved the story. Thanks. So would Ed Wilson, of course. (Memo to self: do list on 10 Fascinating Facts About Ants.)
Was that Australia or the U.S.? Did they bite and sqirt formic acid? Did it hurt for a while afterwards or not?
Various social hymenoptera rank high among the dangerous ones to be cautious of! Which now reminds me of another tale. I think I’ve told it before in another topic, but in keeping with my growing reputation as LV bore in chief, here goes again. At least it’s relatively short and sweet. Well, relatively.
Late one hot summer’s afternoon 33 years ago (groans at passage of time) in Sussex, U.K., I was mowing the meadow-type lawn of the country home where I lived with my first wife and two very young daughters. It was a fairly hefty push-me, pull-me model (i.e. not self-propelled), with a rotary cutter covered by a metal hood. I was wearing a T-shirt and minimum decency-cover shorts. Suddenly I felt an agonising pain extremely close to my most vulnerable and valued region. Then several more on my legs. I’d just run over a full-blown wasp nest and they were pouring out of the ground like water from a fire hose, attacking the nearest exposed parts. I leggo the machine like it were a hot potato and high-tailed Usain Bolt-style towards the house with The Mob hot on my … well just burning-hot, believe me. As I finally reached the door and Sacred Refuge it slammed in my face. “You’re not bringing those beasts in here”, came a stern, well-known admonition from the other side. Divorce and the then unknown Anita edged a little closer…
219 segue
March 17th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Ahhhhhhh! Different computer, easy access. Wonder what’s up with that?
Anyway. They did bite, and they did smell of formic acid. In fact, that is where I learned the smell of ants from. It hurt right away, and red raised welts formed, but I don’t remember how long it lasted. I had just turned 2 the month before, so memory is still spotty at that age. I have spotty memories as far back as birth, but they don’t get “real looking” until I get to be about 1. They don’t have any complete continuity until 3, after that it’s all just normal memories.
220 GTT
March 17th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Anon:
First the earwigs, then the wasps… Have you noticed that weird, random bugs have a tendency to attack your… sensitive nether-region?
221 bigski
March 17th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Anon-Why were earwigs in the crotch area of your P.J`s ? I thought they hung out in the ear area.
stevenh- Lighten up I was just breaking balls.
Oh yea im not that politically correct !
222 bigski
March 17th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
GTT- Stepping on roaches when your barefoot has got to suck. People in other countries deep fry and eat them. Uncool !
223 Anon
March 17th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
GTT 221.
“First the earwigs, then the wasps… Have you noticed that weird, random bugs have a tendency to attack your… sensitive nether-region?”
Well, yes. Of course all worker wasps are female, so the powerful attraction is perfectly explicable. I’ve had to fight them off all my life. (Women, not wasps, that is.)
My precocious knowledge of earwigs was clearly instinctive. Later acquaintance with entomology informed me the pincer curvature of my crotch-lodgers definitely identified them as male. Hence my shocked yell and subsequent trauma! Hahaha.
224 Anon
March 17th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
bigski (222),
“Anon-Why were earwigs in the crotch area of your P.J`s ? I thought they hung out in the ear area”
You’d have to ask them, of course, but we do have a saying about not being able to tell your arse/ass from your elbow (probably you have it too), so maybe it was along those general lines. Delicacy forbids I should go into greater detail here.
225 corpius
March 18th, 2009 at 3:38 am
it was one of the best list ever seen(on this website)^;..;^
226 Spurious
March 18th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Randall @77:
Your experiencies with spiders are really worthy for a short story on the Newyorker or something like that.
227 segue
March 19th, 2009 at 12:11 am
227. Spurious: Almost all of Randall’s posts, on any given list, could be made into a short story worthy of The New Yorker.
Trust me, I’m an expert on this stuff.
228 6twistedbiscuits
March 19th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
anon – i only just saw your post about that spider, orb web diadem and googled it. it was that spider!!! exactly the same!!!! omg thank you, i have been wondering about that for years!
spiders are fasinating but scary. they sit and stare and i can see them plotting something nasty in their evil little eyes.
229 segue
March 19th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
229. 6twistedbiscuits: I, too, googled the orb web diadem, and found the most amazing page of photos and information imaginable! I’ve included it here below, because it shows Orb Webs from all around the world, thus the entire LV family can be on the lookout for both the spider and/or it’s web.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/Spiders/Araneidae/Araneidae.htm
ta!
segue
230 6twistedbiscuits
March 19th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
segue – that website looks good, i’ll have to find the time to take a proper look at it. the pictures are a bit creepy they make me paranoid that theres a spider on me or close by
231 Anon
March 19th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
segue (& 6tb),
Glad the ident was successful, 6tb.
Yes, thanks indeed for the link, segue. I’m usually dodging about so much from one topic to another, or between LV and work, that I fail to follow up and make the most of such opportunities. Except when actually researching something, that is.
Arianella cucurbitina was one of the green spiders I mentioned in the post above. It’s very small. Bill Bristowe found and showed us a beautiful all-green female in one of our own Sussex apple trees. I’ve since found one or two more images of non-British all-green spiders on my bookshelves. The most colourful temperate species though are surely the little crab spiders that hide among the flowers of heathers and small orchids, and are identical in colour to the flowers: bright pink, egg-yolk yellow, or pure white. Their poor insect prey doesn’t stand a chance. You might find those on the internet as well.
Argiope bruennichi is a most splendid beast. Quite large with it. The typical zigzag blanket weave at the centre of the web is so remarkable. I took what was probably a really first-rate photo of one when our girls were still very young and we drove around Brittany on holiday. Sadly, it was one of the two films that Kodak or the postal service ever managed to lose during the development process.
When, as a boy, I used to go on fresh water expeditions to the flooded WW2 tank traps referred to in anther LV topic, the arachnids in the summer-warm water kept me fascinated for ages. There were little bright red swimming velvet mites. But best of all were the diving spiders, Argyroneta aquatica. They make a diving bell of web which they fill by bringing down bubbles of air and releasing them until the bell becomes shiny silver with air. They then lurk in this and sally forth to hunt small water creatures, mostly at night, but frequently during the day too.
232 segue
March 20th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Glad you enjoyed the link, it impressed me. Beautiful photos of the various varieties of orbs and their webs.
I’m getting to like spiders more, but these weird ones we get in the house I just don’t like at all. The bodies are rectangular, with long, long thin legs. The spiders are completely one color, a medium beige. The head is not bulbous, nor even noticeable as separate from the body. I have never seen one of these out of doors, just inside the house and garage (we live in the woods, one type of spider is nothing!).
Anon, any clue as to what it might be?
233 Anon
March 20th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
segue,
Yes, I know for sure, but I’m just rushing out to a barbie, common or garden meat, not swordfish, I fear. I’ll reply later.
234 Ransom
March 20th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
in short we are like small land masses to Spiders and only made as a target if we move. Other times they don’t do anything depending on how cold or hot your skin is a spider may or may not detect you as an animal.
if your skin is cold a spider may think you are some piece of wood or metal, just don’t move thats all.
235 samsaragx
March 20th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I’m so very afraid of spiders…but my dad says I used to like them when I was younger…There’s this kind of spider, small like a 2 to 3mm round ball with very long and thin as a hair legs …These are the ones my dad used to catch with his bare hands and let them climb his hairy arms lol, he said I used to laugh at that when I was around 5 years old and that I used to hold them, so I’m not really sure of how I became afraid of them…I think it has something to do with the legs…the body itself doesn’t bother me, it’s just the long, hairy and some times two-in-one legs that scare the hell outta me lol. My dad took good advantage of my fear though, he is always being so cruel when it comes to jokes, he used to wake me up with this thrumpet-like thing that sounded like a ship horn …and I used to fall from bed because of that -__- that was eveil lol…then he started to record that, and there was this time when he used a huge plastic tarantula to scareme while I was asleep, he hung it from a cord and when I saw it I was so scared and then he suddenly screamed “don’t move!” My gosh…a real tarantula was sleeping beside my head!!!…lol …oh and btw he recorded all that …and all the other cruel jokes…apparently my then baby sister loved my suffering and laughed a lot lol
236 Anon
March 20th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
segue (233),
What you have are arachnids of the order Opiliones, commonly known as harvestmen. They are also occasionally called daddy-long-legs, a name they share with the unrelated, gangling crane-flies (Tipulidae), those being true flies. Both have long, fragile, delicate legs which are easily lost. It isn’t uncommon to see them minus at least one leg and sometimes struggling along on just two or three!
Harvestmen are not true spiders, only a primitive relative group. Not all species have long, spindly legs, but the order is characterised by the fusion of body parts and usually rectangular to egg-shaped corporal appearance. There are about 3500 species worldwide.
They lack venom and silk, and are completely harmless to us. Some have horned chelicerae which appear fang-like, but are purely ornamental.
These creatures are generally abundant later in the year, hence the name, and were everywhere around our garage and garden in the U.K. when I was a kid. They live on other small creatures alive or dead, and are even known to take fruit juice (for their health, no doubt!).
If you type ‘harvestemen wikipedia’, you’ll get a better profile than mine here, plus a number of images. Just type ‘harvestment’ and click on images on the upper bar and you’ll get a larger selection of pics.
The barbie was most enjoyable.
237 Anon
March 20th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
But, unlike me above, please type ‘harvestmen¡ accurately!
238 Anon
March 20th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
OFGS, try again.
But, unlike me twice above, please type ‘harvestmen’ accurately!
Well, harvestmeni will do for the Iranian branch of the order, I guess.
239 lo
March 21st, 2009 at 12:08 am
anon
lol
240 segue
March 21st, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Thanks, Anon, I always like to know what I’m dealing with when it comes to wildlife. The name got me some wonderful links, and great photos. Now I can lay off wanting to call the exterminator, and welcome my other bug eating non-spiders to their feasting.
241 Maggot
March 21st, 2009 at 12:43 pm
239 Anon: But, unlike me twice above, please type ‘harvestmen’ accurately!
Actually it was three, but who’s counting?
242 segue
March 21st, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I got it to work, so it was accurate enough for horseshoes and taxes.
243 Anon
March 21st, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Maggot, (242),
“239 Anon: But, unlike me twice above, please type ‘harvestmen’ accurately!
Actually it was three, but who’s counting?”
I was! Counting the posts, that is, not the number of typos. Hahaha. It put a better spin on for me. Ahahhh, but as for harvestmen (gorrit!) … neither do they spin. Bloody rotten politicians then.
But thank you indeed for reading wot I wrote, kind sir.
Nice ones, segue.
244 buddha
March 21st, 2009 at 7:40 pm
My mother and grandmother (from Scotland) were both quite fanatical about “money spiders”. These were any random tiny little spiders that were spotted. Under no circumstances should they be harmed, that would bring bad luck. If they were left to go on their way they would bring good luck in the form of money. If they looked like they were in danger of being harmed you had to carefully pick them up by their attached web and deposit them somewhere safer. I have inherited the superstition (among many others) and brighten up whenever I see a tiny spider and take great care not to harm it.
245 Heather
March 21st, 2009 at 7:43 pm
*shudders* I made myself click this list, and while I can’t say I liked it, the information is very interesting. I have mild spider-fear, not phobia, but definitely fear. Looking at spider pictures does help a little, though. Some of these pictures are actually kind of cute.
246 6twistedbiscuits
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
buddha – i grew up with that myth too. can’t say they’ve brought me money tho lol. i wonder how that became a myth? or how any supestition starts.
247 romeodelta83
April 5th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Ive tried the spiders in the first picture, i was travelling between Phnom Phen and siem reap. I was dreading it, but after watching a 3 year old eat them i had to man up and give it a go. Not bud i must say, kind of dark meat on the body and pretty much nothing on the legs.
248 deviantmiss
April 6th, 2009 at 1:36 am
ooooooooooo i hate spiders
249 Kate
April 7th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Item No. 9 – That’s not a funnel web.
250 cymraegbachgen87
April 12th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I absolutely love spiders, academically at least. I had to do a report on Aranaeae in general, and arachnids in particular and it was absolutely fascinating!
251 TheHMC
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Excellent list! I got over my own spider phobia a few years back when my 2 oldest sons were really into them. It was always “mom..catch this spider for us” as they had bug “collecting” containers. We’ve watched many a spider over the years and they’re quite interesting creatures. I usually always catch them and put them outside, unless it’s one known to “poisonous”. We had Yellow Sac spiders GALORE at our old house and those ones I would get rid of mainly because I have kids in the house.
My boys found a gorgeous black widow once….huge, took her time, and even seemed to pose for my camera.
Oh yeah..did I mention that I take pictures of them?
Friends and family tell me that I have no life and that I need a hobby. Quite a thing to say to the one person they know that could save them in all their sissy-bed-wetter spider-phobia.
We had one live In our front window for an entire summer. We only watched it..never bothered it. It stayed in its web that whole time and then one day…it was gone. My kids named it Martha while it was still there though.
252 mama Luigi
August 2nd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Wow that so cool my sis is afraid of bugs speaking (and reading) of phobeas there is a fear of having Peanut butter stuck to your lip.
253 Kitkat
August 9th, 2009 at 8:51 am
yeah i totally have arachnapobia i hate spiders and no way in HELL would i ever eat one!
254 Dutch 1962
August 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Very cool.
255 liv
August 22nd, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I hate spiders on the ceiling-I get so uncomfortable when they’re just hovering over me-especially when I’m on the computer or busy doing something. Then I’m forced to keep an eye on the spider, or sometimes even forced to move elsewhere ’cause I’m afraid the spider will fall on me.
I know that most spiders don’t hurt humans-and I feel bad for all the times that we’ve killed them. I wonder where our fear of spiders came from, anyways.
256 awesome
August 26th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Number 7 mentions that there is only one non-predatory species of spider. Has anyone got more info on it? I’m curious…
257 Kailer357
August 30th, 2009 at 3:32 am
I’m sorry but……WOW!! All of you guys are a bunch of wussies!WE need to kill spiders now as they are
over-populating again!
Dont get bit because some have the potential to incapacitate or even kill you.
That is all you have to remember! Otherwise it is just like any other insect!
HUMANITY HAS SURVIVED AND EVOLVED BY BEING THE FITTEST!
The more we let them alone the more likely they are to evelove and become a larger threat.
258 Kailer357
August 30th, 2009 at 3:35 am
Evolve(that is…typo)
259 Dutch 1962
September 10th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
The wolf spider always seems to show up when you’re in the shower. http://pestcemetery.com/wolf-spider/
260 russellsroost
November 12th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
For some reason I have become allergic to spider bites. They make really bad sores. The Drs give antibiotics, but that does nothing to stop the venom from working. I found French Green Clay at a herb store. You make a paste out of it and apply it several times a day. It will pull the poison out of the bite. I had several small bites and one
really bad one, big enough to put a 22 bullet in, and this worked to heal them all. I loved this list, even though I will still Stomp spiders.
261 Pip :D
November 28th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
i felt sure that the fact about “tarantulas when there dropped from a hight they shatter” would be on here!
262 lelouche
December 21st, 2009 at 10:03 pm
They are tasty. They a sweet nutty, with a skight bitter after taste. The closest thing i can think of would be pecans.
263 Jags
December 30th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
thankyou for the warning on the photos – at least i knoew what i was geting myself in for….
its like watching a good horror film you want to look away but you can’t. and it doesnt stop you slapping yourself randomly when you feel thie evil 8 legged touch.
vicious nasty things spiders
264 nicoleredz3
January 27th, 2010 at 9:52 am
In the Caribbean (Trinidad and Tobago), we have really large tarantulas (and the tailless scorpion) and weird, large but skinny spiders that we call money spiders that we say, you’ve guessed it, brings luck at getting money, as was said in number 6. Man, I hate spiders and wouldn’t mind squashing the one in the picture in number 5… Just kidding! Btw, why do they walking like they’re up to no good? Lol!
265 nicoleredz3
January 27th, 2010 at 9:55 am
I also suspected number 9 wasn’t a picture of a real funnel web spider… Heck no, I ain’t putting any bugs in my mouth!
266 atombomb21
April 11th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Yeah, picture number 9 isn’t of a Sydney Funnel-web spider. I’m pretty sure that is a picture of a Brown Recluse… I think.
267 vazy666
April 18th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
I keep and breed several species of tarantula.The Chile Rose which are docile enough to handle,The King Baboon which are one of the largest species of tarantula and pretty aggressive and the Cobalt Blue which are highly aggressive.The latter two species are too aggressive to even attempt to pick up if you have any sense but are such beautiful creatures
P.S Its a myth that tarantulas are deadly to humans (unless you are allergic to the venom and go into anaphallactic shock) most bites are little more than a bad bee sting.
P.P.S Ive never been bitten but know people who have
268 Ibn Z
June 17th, 2010 at 12:44 am
i've read the the average person swallows eight.
269 L34E
July 11th, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Arachnophobia sucks to have. I think spiders are fascinating but I can't deal with being around them. If there's one around I find it impossible not to keep an eye on it and it HAS to die ASAP or I start freaking out. It's so irrational, so every time someone goes, "Oh, you're so much bigger than them, they can't hurt you" it makes no difference at all. People don't realize that a true phobia is by definition an irrational fear.
270 bigwoose
July 29th, 2010 at 9:02 am
i have come to the conclusion my and spiders are never gonna bond!! i,ve had hypnotherapy,because i behave like a demented wailing screaming banshee,hypnotherapy didn,t work
271 bigwoose
July 29th, 2010 at 9:13 am
the most fascinating thing i ever saw was my friend's alsatian dog called timber,she hated spiders and he would catch them and wait at the back door,he would then go outside and let it go,he never killed them,i thought she'd taught him to do it but she hadn't! wouldn't want a spider wiggling about in my mouth!!!
272 Mark Goddard
August 14th, 2010 at 7:06 am
I’ve been sitting here going through listverse for the last few hours, and all the list are just fascinating. However as a Sydney resident, I do need to point out that the spider shown at number 9 “Spiders Love Us” above isn’t a funnel web. I’ve seen enough of them to know. This is what they really look like http://australianmuseum.net.au/Funnel-web-Spiders-Group They’re very nasty little buggers. We regularly fish them out of our backyard pool. Someone else may have mentioned this but I didn’t feel up to reading 271 comments.