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Okay – this sounds like a strange topic I am sure, but we all love food and we all love bizarre stuff. So here we have a list which nicely combines both. Maybe these cakes will give you some good ideas for your next big party. Click each delightful cake for a larger view.
This is the rather unattractive (but healthy) looking lung cake. It is courtesy of armory.com.
This cake would be perfect at a roadkill restaurant. I especially like the fact that they didn’t go overboard on the blood – it is just enough to know that the bird is not sleeping (well – that and its broken neck).
A great cake for people who work in a saw mill – this is the decapitation cake. It was featured in a grossest cake bake-off.
I am having a hard time trying to work out when you would want to make this cake – and for whom. It is – as described in the title, a kitty litter cake. In my house, kitty litter is something we prefer not to think about, it is not something to celebrate! You can find the recipe here.
This unusual cake would be appropriate at a divorce party or a mafia wedding. As always it is the poor groom that gets it.
In keeping with the gruesome theme of the previous two entries – here is an extremely well made skull birthday cake.
This is one of my favorites as I am an avid fan of Carrie – the book (later adapted to the silver screen) by Stephen King. It features Carrie in her prom dress after she has had a good dousing of pigs blood. [Image Source]
This cake is a work of art. It is made by an incredibly talented lady and you can read all about her methods (as well as look at many pictures in the making process) here. Here is a brief snippet: “I calculated that, between the cake, the French creams, and the bloody eyeball cordial cherries, I went through 15 pounds of granulated sugar, 2 bags of powdered sugar, 8 large bags of chocolate chips, 2 bottle of corn syrup, 8 pounds of dark chocolate, and 4 pounds of white chocolate. I have a slight tendency to go overboard with these things. We have a lot of eyeballs left over.”
You can’t say I didn’t warn you about the revolting pictures in this list! This cake (and the next on the list) were both made by Barbara Jo. Details of the making can be found here.
The effort that went into this cake is quite astonishing – it is so realistic! You can see the complete process here. It is well worth checking out.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
looks delicious. Not for me though…
March 27th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Sweet! second time I’m the first commenter!
March 27th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
AWESOME LIST
March 27th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
I want one!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
I made a brain cake for my friend’s birthday last year! It was disgustingly delicious… and of course, since it’s me, anatomically correct.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
this is a list that should be on oddee.com
March 27th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
GOD
i wonder what they got in mind`
JFRATER:would you eat one of these cakes
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March 27th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
not quite RandomPrecision… maybe next time
March 27th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Nice list loved all the cakes. Need a spider cake however!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
as disgusting as these things are nothing tops kitty litter. if you’ve ever forgotten about it for a week you know what i mean – those things can dump.
heyo, we meet again. why dont you and oddee, The Ringer of top ten list websites, get a room already.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
the only one i wouldnt try is the kitty litter cake, the rest seem interesting
number 8 is my personal favorite
March 27th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
seannn8706 – after you and listverse
March 27th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Hah nice cakes,
was it just me or was the site down earlier today?
March 27th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
These were gross but cool! However, I did have one before that was in the shape of brains and it had eyes on the side for my friend’s birthday…yum! (blech!) And last years birthday was a penis cake….and it was anatomically correct….quite interesting. I actually have pics of that.
Great list!
6. heyyooo: and you too. now go away troll.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
heyyooo -
why not go back to there yourself? or somewhere trollz are welcome, cuz they ain’t here.
Paulb -
yes it was. check forums re: the twitter account i set up for status updates.
& shall we cool it w/ first comment bullshit please? that is so childish and if you read FAQ not tolerated here.
behave children!
March 27th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
wow so intresting!
March 27th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
15. Cyn
oh thanks for the quick response, I thought my internet was acting stupid
March 27th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
cyn – clever troll line. never heard that one before . . . and even calling me a troll is kind of laughable when you are commenting on a list about cakes that look like decrepit, disgusting, violent cakes. the reason i said it was that oddee.com says right at the top that the site is for the odd, bizarre, and strange things of the world, if this list doesnt qualify then im not what does. LV and oddee.com are very different sites, oddee.com has much smaller niche, then list verse, Its call listverse, the universe of lists because it encompasses everything.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
heyyooo -
don’t lecture me on what this site is..i admin here. & have been here almost since its inception. oddee does steal from us. so i take great offense at any comparsion. you’ve been acting the asshat on at least one other list so that does make you troll. so watch it.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
18. heyyooo: Cyn is a site admin. She knows about this site more than you. Just waned to point that out. When you come in and make the type of comments that you do, you earn the name of troll. Just wanted to point that out, too.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Paulb -
nope. on our side. *grumble* down for almost 3 hrs. *grumble* i step away for a bit. site crashes. come back. notify sysadmins. back up pronto. *grumble grumble*
ok. ‘nuf grumbling…
March 27th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
heyo, i think i will get a room with listverse after your suggestion to do so. don’t worry, it won’t bother me knowing that you and oddee will drill a hole in the wall to watch for all our best moves and then pawn them off as your own elsewhere.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
nice job with admin part
March 27th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Haha…ew…
reminded me of a picture of a cake I saw a little while ago…
http://daddytypes.com/archive/michelle_new_baby_cake.jpg
Om nom nom…babies..
March 27th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
I am sure these cakes are delicious, but it is the sight of them that would turn be off. Especially the kitty litter and the head. No way.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I wonder how #7 tastes like.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:05 am
I wanted cake before I read this list…now not so much
March 28th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Woah, way too much hostility on this site these days. There’s absolutely no doubt that this is a list of odd, bizarre, and strange things. Saying it would fit well on a site catered to such content is hardly “trolling”.
Anyways, I can see how the comment might be “unwelcome” for the fact that it advertises another site. But that’s not quite trolling.
Anyways, let’s focus on the cakes.
I wouldn’t want to have these cakes and eat them too.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Some of those are freaking morbid.
I suspect that I’ve been awake WAY too long. I actually laughed at the crow.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:22 am
id just like to point out the fact that despite the fact that the list showcases dead animals, severed limbs, and disembodied organs, it seems to me that the consensus for most repulsive so far is the kitty litter – something many people deal with on a semi-daily basis. just find it amusing is all.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:32 am
“A great cake for people who work in a saw mill”
I have to disagree ;]
March 28th, 2009 at 1:22 am
Lol, I love #6.
March 28th, 2009 at 1:33 am
Wow this list was up much earlier than the others. A new post doesn’t usually come up till about 9am my time(i’m about 7 hours ahead of the times that appear next to the comments.)
The cakes are amazing! YAY CAKES!!!
March 28th, 2009 at 1:56 am
I have to learn how to make these cakes. Great list loved it
March 28th, 2009 at 1:58 am
Amazing list! I’m just about to prepare a dessert for tonight… Should I make it a “vomit bucket” instead of a plain coconut milk cream tartellette?
March 28th, 2009 at 3:24 am
Honestly, out of all the decaying flesh and blood on this list it’s the kitty litter cake that I find most unappetizing
March 28th, 2009 at 3:28 am
numbers 1, 2, 3 are made by the same person right? From theyrecoming.com by Barbara Jo
March 28th, 2009 at 3:30 am
Amazing! They are works of art. This reminds me of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It is hilarious when Larry David realises he ate a penis cake!!
March 28th, 2009 at 3:40 am
I think these designs are where red sponge cake has it’s spiritual home. Nice twist on novelty cakes. I was thinking the zombie one would be awesome for my best friend’s wedding, Halloween this year, but I know his Mum would kill me!
March 28th, 2009 at 4:16 am
Thanks for the list!
March 28th, 2009 at 4:22 am
mmmmm….kitty litter
March 28th, 2009 at 4:49 am
Hey, you left out the Goatse cake… probably for good reason though. Link, (obviously NSFW): http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1453/goatsecakelargecn5.jpg
March 28th, 2009 at 4:51 am
For my wedding cake, I would have chosen a bone-shaped cake, maybe with some blood on.
March 28th, 2009 at 5:33 am
As I am probably somewhat older that most here I find these cakes clever but quite revolting, I couldn’t have any of them in my house
March 28th, 2009 at 5:33 am
Amazing – artistic – well done !
March 28th, 2009 at 5:38 am
Perhaps the general consensus that the kitty litter is the least appetizing is because so many of us come face to face, (or face to smell), with the real thing on a daily basis.
Most of the more morbid cakes represent things that I know I don’t ever have to encounter, so only recognize as a replica.
Or something like that.
March 28th, 2009 at 5:43 am
Comparing listverse to oddee or any other list sites should be considered same as “1st comment”,i.e stupid and unnecessary. Can the admins please take care of this?
March 28th, 2009 at 5:51 am
47. shameem : WHAT??? WHY??? So fun to look at all of the comments
March 28th, 2009 at 6:12 am
That Carrie cake looks amazing! But I have a feeling the “blood” is probably raspberry something or other and I don’t know if I can go all the way to stomaching pig’s blood made from beaver ass….
March 28th, 2009 at 6:20 am
thedragon~
you”d be surprised at the number of ‘older’ visitors to this site… for some unusual reason, we seem to be attracted a younger, more whiny, immature audience now. And the lists, as of late, have lost some of their, how can I say it, intrigue? uniqueness? wow-factor? sense of discovery?
the last few lists are meh. the new site looks meh. i certainly hope the book deal hasn’t depreciated the quality of this fine website…i know JFray would never sell us out to corporate greed…i already have noticed a lack of the comments form the old regulars…
rtr
March 28th, 2009 at 6:21 am
oh-and why are the authors of the lists no longer noted at the end of the list???
rtr
March 28th, 2009 at 6:31 am
One of the best lists yet. However, it’s early morning here and these cakes have put me off my breakfast and probably lunch as well. I’ll hold out hope for an appetite by dinnertime.
Fav cake here – The Divorce Cake. Genius!
March 28th, 2009 at 6:53 am
I have had the kitty litter cake. Someone made it for a picnic my husband’s work had. It was not bad. I think it might have even won the dessert comp. I thought I had seen somewhere a cake that looked like it was bleeding when you cut into it. Maybe I am imagining it.
rtr: List writers are now listed at the beginning of the lists under the title. Now you can see who wrote the list before reading it.
March 28th, 2009 at 7:10 am
I love it! I wanted to make the Kitty litter cake once, but my husband put his foot down on my baking experiment!:(
March 28th, 2009 at 7:11 am
ringtailroxy – I have not posted often but read all lists and I find them lonesome without the regulars, it’s like they have moved from the neighbourhood, here’s hoping they are back soon. I don’t blame them for not being here at this list though
March 28th, 2009 at 7:11 am
I would assume Kitty litter cake tastes a lot like dirt cake – dirt made from pudding and crumbled oreos. Well back in grade school, we were celebrating a friend’s birthday in a science class…we put dirt cake in a planter and saran-wrapped the roots of a live flower and put that in the middle of the cake. Our teacher told her that the best way to tell if soil is properly oxidized is to taste it and teacher promptly took a spoonful of cake and ate it. Oh, the impressionable youth…
53. JwJwBean
I don’t know about bleeding cake but I’ve tasted bleeding cookies! They are called vampire cookies.
http://bakingbites.com/2008/10/vampire-cookies/
March 28th, 2009 at 8:11 am
Cyn: sorry, i just in from a night out of illicit activities and it was 2 am. being first made me really happy.
March 28th, 2009 at 8:11 am
heyoo – didn’t get enough yesterday on the USB list? Well since you’re asking for it . . .
I suppose since there really isn’t any comment community over at your favorite kiddie finger painting site, you feel the need to come over here and sling your nuggets of witless dung at us. Maybe you like it so much because no one talks to you over there and you can be left alone with the one thought that pogo sticks around your walnut sized brain.
You have succeeded in increasing traffic to oddee, two or three of us have ventured over there only as a curiosity only to be stricken with explosive diarrhea the moment we opened the page. One enjoys reading the articles as one enjoys lower back pain. It must have been the brain child of either a ADHD 6th grader after his parents banished him to SugarLand, or a perverted gimp with an extra ‘Y’ chromosome. So we can all see why you enjoy it so much.
Now go play with your crayons, your Mom will come in later to give you a juice box and a PB-N-J sandwich with the crusts cut off. Later she’ll change your PullUps and pat your pasty white ass with powder.
If you wanna come back and say a few things, we’ll all smile quietly to ourselves because we welcome all points of view here, even troglodytic, banal and turgid comments from people who wet the bed just like you.
March 28th, 2009 at 8:18 am
yeah, get him bucslim. haha
these seem like something the guys on Ace Of Cakes would make, if they were having a really bad day.
March 28th, 2009 at 8:21 am
wow. they all look so delicious.
March 28th, 2009 at 8:56 am
I love kitty litter cake. I worked at a veterinarian’s office for many years and we would always have kitty litter cake for any birthday or work celebrations. I guess maybe the grossness isn’t as bad when you’re used to eating lunch right after cleaning a kennel or performing surgery?
Awesome list. I loved it.
March 28th, 2009 at 9:10 am
RTR: The names are now posted at the top of the list, not the bottom. This was a JFrater list, anyway, which is why I assume it got away without the “paragraph minimum” for each entry.
It was still a good list, anyway! I’d never shy away from cake, now matter what it looks like. I have pictures of myself when I was 3 mooshing up a cake my grandmother made and helping myself happily to it.
March 28th, 2009 at 9:12 am
These are certainly amazing and awful. Bizarre seems too tame a word to describe the cakes, but will have to suffice.
Would I eat any of these? Depends on the flavor of the cake and frosting and whether or not they were made from scratch or from mixes.
I think my favorite was the thorax cake, followed closely by the dead raven (the bird actually bring to mind a story…yes, Cyn, I know, better left for the forums).
March 28th, 2009 at 9:16 am
58. bucslim: Perfect!
I just remembered that we had earth cake before at my sister’s birthday party. It looked like dirt with cake rocks on top and it had bugs and worms baked into it. So you really didn’t know what you were going to get when you ate it. Espically if you got half a worm or bug.
*btw, they were gummy worms and bugs.
March 28th, 2009 at 9:17 am
segue -
i like your stories. you can post ‘em where ever you damn well please.
March 28th, 2009 at 9:29 am
# 58 bucslim well written, Im sure the person you responded to has the shakes at the moment and cant find the right keys on the keyboard.
March 28th, 2009 at 9:47 am
I’ve had a kitty litter cake, they’re delicious!
I want the Divorce cake.
March 28th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Eeerrrgh! This page could have been called – The Most Gruesome Confectionary in History! That dude JFrater likes to get all dark and bloody – I’ve just read his top 10 movies – yeh man!
March 28th, 2009 at 10:10 am
#58 Wow. I don’t even know what to say. I rather enjoy oddee’s lists as well as listverse. I subscribe to oddee’s emails as well as have the listverse toolbar and RSS feed. I am beyond offended at what you said about people who read oddee. So from what I am getting I am only allowed to enjoy one list site? I don’t think coming on here and promoting another list site on every list you find is appropriate, but neither are a lot of the comments I have been seeing here. This is one of my favorite places to come to on the net. I check it on a regular basis. It is part of my daily morning routine. For several months now it seems there are some “regulars” who feel they can bash and beat up anyone who says anything they do not agree with. These “regulars” are not children. I am ashamed of what I have been seeing from commenters to this site over the last several months. I quit replying to lists due to this exact thing. Just wow.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:20 am
JwJwBean – fine, no one has a problem with your web habits. I get upset when some chucklehead wants to come in here and spews nonsensical gassy chum in everyone’s faces, which is exactly what heyooo was doing yesterday and up above on this list. If anyone wants to be a jerk, then I’m going to let them have it.
I know we’re supposed to have intelligent dialogue in here, but they were asking for a beat down.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Regardless of the topic of the lists… nobody has much right to complain. Do not act as though the personal opinion of one or a few even matters. Stop being so selfish. I guarantee that there are people who enjoy EVERY list on this site, so simply because you don’t hardly gives you any right to bitch and moan about “bad lists.”
JFrater sees the lists that appear on here as FIT to appear on here, and the judgment call is his. If you want the room to thrash about with your selfish opinions, go make a website filter lists as you see necessary. Other than that – stay away from lists that don’t interest you (read the title) and enjoy the lists that you wish to. It’s not very hard.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Oddee has taken list concepts and yes, some content in the past. as do many other many list sites. some of which are blatant copy/paste. there is no way to moniter every list site.
what i take personal offense at as a LV admin and LV fan are people who post links to what are essentially competitors and yes, plagarizers. so what someone does offsite is ofc their business. but i do not appreciate people posting links to those sites. i damn sure do not appreciate people promoting let alone DEFENDING those sites. i will make no apology for being assertive in my defense and promotion of LV either.
as for long standing community members w/ a history of commenting that clearly indicates their personality and their opinions versus some driveby asshat commentor. i will not apologize for supporting that community member over the asshat everytime. rare is the occasion that a driveby commentor makes a comment in support of this site or its community. almost all drivebys make derogatory comments that have nothing to do w/ the list or this site. there are people who stop by for a visit and comment that actually have something relevant to say. they are always welcome here. asshats, drivebys and trollz are not.
and as always…you take issue w/ how i admin. take it up w/ J. i know i have LV and its community’s best interest at heart. & there is no logical or sane reason to tolerate or promote commentary from people who obviously have no real interest in a list, this site or this community. people w/ their own agendas should establish their own websites or blogs or forums and not suck off the time/money/effort of other people who have taken the time/effort/expense to set up their own sites.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:44 am
well put cyn!
*i see you!*
Cyn
March 28th, 2009 at 10:50 am
# 72 Cyn so nice to see you firing on all cylinders – will catch up on the comments tomorrow – nearly 8 pm where I am, and going to get some shuteye.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:01 am
cyn – i like the “fire” and passion you have for LV and its fans. I can certainly appreciate someone who not only enjoys what they are doing but does it well. With that said I think that if people make comments that are violations of the FAQ they should not be posted or withdrawn. I know that you take down comments that do not promote the site or do mention other sites similar to this one (listverse every morning/late at night) or ones when people are just arguing with each other/verbal assault on each other. I agree these things should be taken down. However, I do no understand when you leave up the verbal assault on someone that is in favor of a particular argument or of this site, but do no allow the person who is being verbally assaulted to defend or respond to comments made against them. It is hypocritical to take down comments between two people that is an argument only on one side, particularly the side that you favor.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Ha ha ha, this made me LOL! The torso cake was seriously GROSS!
Once long ago, I went to a Fangoria magazine convention in San Jose and they had a severed head cake that was red velvet cake on the inside. They offered it to people, but I was the only one that would go up and taste it. It was yummy. I said, “It’s just cake, people!”
I thought it was really funny that a bunch of horror fans were too grossed out to eat the cake!
March 28th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Cyn, I’m glad you like my stories. From now on I’ll go ahead and just post them.
Thank you.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:17 am
ihatecomingupwithaname -
yet the same IP.
when have i done that? as for personal agruments between people that is not relevant to a list or this site…the forums or an email exchange is better suited anyway. why would anyone outside ‘the combatants’ be interested in reading about a coupla idiots trashing each other? if its list related. yes. but personal attacks should not be tolerated here. or anywhere. & yes, there is fine line at times. but so long as the object of discussion/debate/agrument, even heated ones is not personal & is about the list. i have no issue w/ that.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Just…wow…Cake will never be the same again. That thorax cake has put me off for life. Actually, you’ve just made my diet a whole lot easier! Thanks JF.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:31 am
cyn – comment 58 of this very list
March 28th, 2009 at 11:38 am
I want the divorce cake!! I would get one every year on the day my stupid ex finally signed the papers. We already pop champagne corks and celebrate.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
ihatecomingupwithaname -
what? you take issue w/ bucslim? oh please. buc’s a reg.
& i just posted a thread in forums some of which dealt w/ my support of regs over passerbys or even newbs… like u!
buc is fine. u bear watching.
March 28th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
“okay….
i was not aware post count had anything to posting threads or comments on this forum. there are many members on this forum who lurk routinely and have yet to post. this kinda post count mentality will certainly not encourage them to do so.
so let’s all play nice children. everyone is entitled to their opinion regardless of their date of entry on this forum or their post count.
unless of course the forum as a whole has enacted rules and regulations of forum decorum that they have not made adminstration aware of? in which case, please do so.”
Quoted from Cyn, http://listverse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1430
Since when has Bucslim being a regular suddenly given him authority to trash everyone else? Oh wait, Warrreagl was scolded for that months ago. Way to contradict yourself.
March 28th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
83. Trigun472
apparently you don’t understand the significance of smilies.
calm down. & don’t quote me. and don’t cross polinate either.
that comment in context was referring to forums. this is mainsite. here history does count.
until this site is fully integrated. mainsite is mainsite. forums is forums. there are folks here who could care less about forums as there are folks @ forums who could care less about mainsite. which is fine by me. no clue how things will change if/when there is site integration. cross that bridge & all that then.
and actually that quote has no bearing on this anyway. so…
there was this site before forums. even tho its become its own entity it is still a support to this site. so encouraging use of forums as an adjunct to here makes more sense than the other way around. still it is different there than here. so nurturing this existing comment community is as important as embracing new commentors. & those folks should take some time to scope out the situation first.
internet savvy folks who are of the mindset to be comment community members will make the effort & persist in becoming a part of this community. some folks are more of a forum mindset and that is more appropriate for them. for actual internet virgins
they need to learn. there is a difference between a website & a forum. there are established communities that do have to be reckoned w/.
’sides i would never just walk into somebody’s home and start trashing place even if it was already a mess. i’d try to figure out what was going on first. like caught ‘em on maid’s day off? or this is just the way it is. or what.
March 28th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Trigun472
As far as I’m aware, Coke executives don’t allow Pepsi shills to come into their office and start badmouthing their product while they are drinking a Coke. Why should we have to put up with someone who tries to do the same thing in here?
And I’ve NEVER taken the opportunity to ‘trash everyone else,’ nor do I have the ‘authority’ to do so. I admit to stepping over the line on a few occasions in defense of my opinion. And I’ve had the hammer dropped on me a few times. But when someone steps up to the plate and takes a swing at Listverse, I’m not going to back down.
I just don’t like it when someone compares that hack site to what we have here. The Listverse rules and I’ll take on anyone who says differently.
March 28th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Fruitcake???
March 28th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
“apparently you don’t understand the significance of smilies.
”
Saying “No offense, but you’re new and should shut it” doesn’t make it any less offensive. An insult is an insult.
A forum integration? What more do you need then; they both produce revenue for Listverse, and one links to the other. Driving people off 1 area of the site is going to hurt the other.
Actually what you’re saying is worse, let’s tell anyone who likes these other list sites to go away, because older members disagree with them. I agree, Listverse is far superior to that one. This is the only list site I go to, but telling everyone else they’re immature idiots for visiting another site is going to turn away far more people than the forum thing (you even managed to insult a regular who has support LV from the start). So your quote should apply even more here.
This isn’t even about not promoting another site here, now it’s that Bucslim has gone and insulted a portion of visitors. Cyn however will let his assault on someone else go unwarned, because she agrees with it.
March 28th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Well said Tri.
March 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Wow… just stepped into an argument uglier than these cakes. Foohy (89 – 92) Really? Well, I’m sorry for liking a site. Why don’t I just go on over to all the sites you like and tell them exactly how bad they are and which comments in particular make me want to kill someone.
I’m saying this to everyone as well. I come here to read fun lists and maybe pass a comment about them. Too many times I get here and there’s already a hate war going on in the comments.
I go on Listverse. I also go on Oddee. Yes, I prefer Listverse, but that doesn’t mean I have to officially hate Oddee. The same would be true the other way if it was so.
I also hate having to insult people because they draw me into an argument. I may not even be involved. I may just see something that I can’t help but lash out at. Don’t blame me. Sometimes, reading the comments on these lists makes me want to stop coming.
Please note that as I’m writing this, I’m not doing so in an angry fashion. I’m being careful and picking my words. Just don’t have a go at me afterwords.
Thanks for ruining my day with your petty arguments.
March 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
damn! Just checked in to see if anybody had helped to refine my comment (#46), and instead ran into a deluge of off topic comments that are just confusing and unpleasant to read. If this is the state that the comments section of LV has devolved to I’m not surprised at Jamie’s desire to redesign.
I’ve left off reading the comments section lately, and to find so much of this list’s comments volume devoted to whatever you call this, I probably will leave off the extra reading in the future too.
Now that’s a really lousy way to share opinion in a forward thinking manner. Shame.
March 28th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Cool list but I don’t feel good. I just ate
March 28th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I find this bizarre baby cake creepier than all of those! http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/15259/baby_cake_1_wenn1157947.preview.jpg
March 28th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
lets get this back on topic please. there is a discussion at forums regarding newbs vs regs. as for list content that has been covered sufficently. its rude to bring other sites into another site. period.
so lets talk cake!
March 28th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Item #1-And the waiter asks– Rat or Arm? With chocolate or vanilla ice cream on the side?
March 28th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
The cat litter one…I don’t think I could eat that. Just imagine…
March 28th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
92. Dustfinger: I took a look at the baby cake, and there is no way on earth I could cut into that…much less eat it.
I’d eat the cat litter first.
March 28th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Culinary expressions as this makes me wonder if cannibalism isn’t a built in part of being human…
March 28th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
The divorce cake reminds me of what Rosalie Hale did to Royce King (for those who will not read Twilight, I’ll tell you what happened. Rosalie was once engaged to this jerk named Royce King, and he beat her up so badly she almost died. Once she became a vampire, one of the first things she did was kill Royce.)
March 28th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
I think i could gulp down any cake on this list but the kitty litter one. I just COULD NOT eat that.
March 28th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@Dustfinger
I think i could eat that. I would feel guilty afterwords, but i could eat that.
Also: “Horribly bizzare and AWFUL cakes” How are they awful? Hell, for all we know the “kitty litter” one could taste like heaven.
March 28th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
100. Jubbs: The kittly litter one does per my sister. She had that one at her party for Halloween. It went over very well from what she told me. The “poo” are tootsie rolls.
March 28th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
JFrater is home – let’s all be nice. No comments are going to be deleted, moderated, or fought over. Just enjoy the cakes (if that is possible!)
March 28th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Where’s the 2 girls 1 cup cake?
March 28th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
@24 Kat: Dooley?
March 28th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
there’s a real battle going on in pic 5, the left hand says a repulsed “no” but the right is a barbaric “yes”.
March 29th, 2009 at 12:58 am
All i can say is woe. I have been coming to this website for months and months and this is the 1st time I felt the need to register. I am so saddened by the way you guys have treated/reacted to some idiot posting about another site. bucslim you unloaded both barrels of you shot gunblast at him for what? to brutalize his already red face ( see the 20 dif replies before your rant). then cyn…while i think you’re a great admin your argument was weak at best, and stooping to his level was beyond sad. From what I had previously seen you are MUCH better then that. Honestly heyyoooo’s comment was so pointless without your proding it would have gone unnoticed noone cares for that sophmoric website. After seeing this it makes me reconsider even reading this site, the elitist attitude is not appreciated. GL in the future you have lost a reader ( and over a very poor list at that…I mean come on 1 sentence descriptions…sad)
March 29th, 2009 at 2:06 am
whoa…these are some seriously artist cakes! I remember in a previous list there was something about an asian artist who baked creations that looks something from the Saw movies?
anyway, I would like to have them for my birthday…any takers?
March 29th, 2009 at 4:30 am
wow! I want any of these cakes for my next birthday! Come on, help me decide!
So gruesome, yet the ingredients aren’t all bad. It’s a way to put my two favorite things- macabre and sugar… together.
March 29th, 2009 at 6:09 am
The list is interesting. I like it. I also like the other list sites I visit like odee.com,rotten.com, etc. I’m not a regular on this site or any other. I’m not a “joiner”. But it sounds like the casual visitor here is open game for the regulars here if they don’t like their comments. By the way, this list post in my city at about 5am. If I’m up that early on your site and want to say “I’m first” then I will. What could possible be childish about that given the nature of this site in the first place.
March 29th, 2009 at 6:56 am
why??? why?? i just had breakfast….
ugh i puked a little :’(
March 29th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Wow Cyn is one of the most unprofessional administrators I have ever seen. I too have been coming to this site since it’s conception but I’ve never actually read the comments section. Being a site administrator of another “similar” website with admins, I am surprised that Jfrater allows her/him to post their ignorant and bashing comments against users, even if they’re being trolls. The cursing in your posts are not welcome either. Learn some professionalism Cyn if you want to be a good administrator. Admins don’t take sides and argue on comment boards; they look for problems and correct them without getting involved.
March 29th, 2009 at 11:25 am
What would be nice is a elephant anus cake pushing out a big turd…
Or a venereal disease cake with green & yellow pussy crotch eruptions.
Jesus cakes are good for easter too. Jesus autopsy cakes that is…
March 29th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
111. Nathin: You don’t have a clue, cracker. You are an empty head attached to a certainly bloated body, full of yourself to the exclusion of anyone else’s opinion, pov, or way of thinking. You are the sort of person who makes life miserable or the rest of us.
Get a life.
March 29th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Nathin: the admins and I have all had a good chat about things and you can rest assured that professionalism is our utmost concern and the site will exude it henceforth
March 29th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Ok…
1st- great list, really funny cakes. I don’t think I’d eat many of them. I try to keep cat poop and dead people out of my diet.
2nd- Cyn, i don’t know you personally and I can’t say much for your personality but I do not like you as an admin. You’re a bit rude, I believe.
March 29th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
115. Willow:…Cyn, i don’t know you personally and I can’t say much for your personality but I do not like you as an admin. You’re a bit rude, I believe.
****
Oh, poor baby, did she step on your little boyfriends little toes?
boo hoo hoo.
March 29th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Your “Divorce cake” caused me to think of a song by the late Jerry Reed: “She got the gold mine, I got the shaft….”
March 29th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
excellent list. i definitely want to get my paws on a carrie cake…
49. justrd:
i was waiting for someone to bring up the beaver-ass juice.
March 29th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Sorry to everyone for my ranting and raving. I ran out of meds PLUS it’s that time of the month. But I’m better now. Again, I’m sorry to anyone I bashed,trashed or offended. especially Willow and Nathin.
March 29th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
119. segue – March 29th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Sorry to everyone for my ranting and raving. I ran out of meds PLUS it’s that time of the month. But I’m better now. Again, I’m sorry to anyone I bashed,trashed or offended. especially Willow and Nathin.
***********************************************************************************
I did not write that. I am not sorry. I have nothing to be sorry for.
Whoever wrote this has no idea about my meds nor my medical condition, so attempting to write something about it only makes you look to be the idiot you are.
March 29th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
hey mate, check out cakewrecks.blogspot.com
March 29th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Wow. My wife is an expert baker and I have a birthday coming up. I am so asking her for a Zombie cake.
March 29th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
118. sam-sam zingaling: “i was waiting for someone to bring up the beaver-ass juice.”
It haunts me, I tell ya! I DREAM about beaver ass now.
March 29th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Why so many food lists lately?
March 29th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
The thorax cake is missing two pairs of ribs.
goodness, I am such a nerd!
March 30th, 2009 at 4:03 am
I’d like to see #6 and #8 combined, being recently divorced… but it needs to be the woman at the bottom for my case. Excellent list
March 30th, 2009 at 6:35 am
My best friend lives almost next to Charm City Cakes (the shop on Ace of Cakes on the food network) and we see them filming from time to time. They stuff they can do blows my mind.
March 30th, 2009 at 8:42 am
I got a recipe for that kitty litter cake a few years back (complete with picture) – however, I have never met anyone who made it. And who could eat it?
March 30th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Charm City Cakes/The Ace of Cakes from Food Network have made quite a few bizarre cakes – including an Exorcist cake complete with spinning head!
March 30th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Re – Charm City Cakes/Ace of Cakes – has anyone ever TASTED one? I mean, they look very cool/bizarre – but do they taste good?
March 30th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Great cakes. Ain’t seen any like that. Can the cakes be ate or just for show?
March 30th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
some of these looked really cool. the kitty litter one looked a bit too realistic for me though…haha.
March 30th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Actually I’ve had kitty litter cake before.We did pitch ins at our married couples group and a fellow couple brought it.Once you get past the appearance it is one of the best cakes I’ve ever had.I have the recipe for anyone who wants it.
March 30th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
133. salepo: I will take the recipe or the kitty litter cake. You can find my email on Forums.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:43 am
This is great! Espeicially the Dead Crow one and Zombie…
March 31st, 2009 at 5:03 am
The Carrie cake seems a bit simple to make. Party stores sell the barbie type dolls that are just the waist up along with the hollowed out pan that is in the shape of the gown. Can’t wait to try it out. Since no marzipan is needed I’m thrilled!
March 31st, 2009 at 9:58 am
136. creepygirlfriend: When I was young, my mum made me cakes similar to the Carrie cake, minus the blood, using a barbie doll. She used a pan or bowl with a round bottom and had to do some kind of engineering to keep the pan level while baking. Afterward, she would cut a small X in the middle of the top and slide the barbie into the cake. She had taken cake decorating classes at sometime, so she made professional icing to decorate the “gown”.
It was a big hit in the 6 to 8 yr. old crowd.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:04 pm
92. Dustfinger – eeeeeeyyyeeeeewwww….that’s creeeepy. I may have nightmares.
I don’t like those lifelike baby dolls either.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:07 pm
121. madbong – March 29th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
hey mate, check out cakewrecks.blogspot.com
OOH I’ve seen that. It is hysterical.
April 1st, 2009 at 4:10 am
yuck! disgusting…but my kids had a lot of fun guessing which one tastes better…the thorax or the No.1…ewww..cake
April 1st, 2009 at 6:23 am
that thorax cake nearly made me loose my lunch… who the hell would want to eat any of those cakes? i wonder how that kitty litter cake smelled…
April 1st, 2009 at 6:34 am
segue: That’s very inspiring, and will save me a trip to the party supply shop! Although I have no classes under my belt, trial and error will be my guide. Thank you for the tips
April 1st, 2009 at 8:24 am
WOW!! yeah i would love one of those cakes the people that made them have a great talent love the thorax and skull and decapitated head much better than the usual lame offerings. SWEET!
April 1st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
142. creepygirlfriend: Little kids are remarkably forgiving in matters of style. The fact that you have presented her with a doll cake will be so unique and show her how special her mom thinks she is, no number of errors will be recorded in memory.
What she’ll remember is how much you love her.
April 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
i think the number 2 item definitely wins over the number 1
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:36 am
I think the fact that the litter cake is served with an actual kitty litter scooper is the most disturbing thing on the list. Yuck!
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:19 am
any of these made by duff and ace of cakes crew, i love that show, they make some pretty sweet cakes, literally (i know that is on another list but it is appropriate for this comment)
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:29 am
arrrrggg!!!!!! what the ****** i dont think i still can eat cake of that kind…
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 am
love number 6….. very clever.
the rest are slightly bizarre… very creative and realistic but i wouldn’t eat any apart from 6
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Shopped.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Oh my gosh, I REALLY shouldn’t have been eating when I stumbled on this DX Pretty….fantastic, though? XDD
April 4th, 2009 at 5:21 am
Wicked
http://akshatgait.com
April 4th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Body suspension cake and the man it was modeled after
http://lindsaysdiet.com/photosfifteen/feb2809C/img_044.html
April 6th, 2009 at 4:42 am
6 is better if you get a close look at it. The groom has tattoos just like Travis Barker’s… whose ex-wife ordered the cake at her divorce party.
I feel like an epic nerd for knowing that.
April 6th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I’ve always wanted to have a placenta cake for a baby shower. Almost did it for my one friend haha.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
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April 8th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
156. ikhwan nurudin: Welcome ikhwan, here, have a piece of cake.
April 9th, 2009 at 8:02 am
So the divorce cake is one of my favorite cakes I have known about it for a while it actually striked such a huge controversy on the site where I discovered it that the image is blurred and you have to click on another link to see the clear image.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
i think thats nasty you guys are sick
April 9th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
159. mrcheff2 – “i think thats nasty you guys are sick”
Ha! That’s funny coming from someone who’s screenname includes “chef”. Chefs have some of the weirdest and/or most adventurous palates. You’d have to be in order to find the new and exciting.
Besides…these only look awful. It’s still the same cake and frosting. …simply a different getup.
April 10th, 2009 at 9:00 am
What the HELLLL!!!!
I wud certainly not want to eat that…DISTURBING…
U shud be seeing stuff like this instead
http://www.greatfunnypix.blogspot.com
April 10th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
161. Mannan: As soon as someone starts to tell me what I *should* be doing…especially if they can’t even spell it, I get very peeved.
April 11th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
This is great
April 12th, 2009 at 7:39 am
lol. They’re hilarious and utterly stomach-churning. I would like to try SOME of them though.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
segue (157) That is the funniest post EVER!!! My hat’s off to you! I laughed for a long timr. Thank you!!!
April 13th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
That should be “time” but I know you knew that.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I have to agree – hilarious comment segue
April 14th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
April 15th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
check out this one. are you dare to eat? so weired
April 15th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
sorry this is the link
http://www.ramok.info/2008/05/roti-kepala-manusia.html
April 27th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
mmmmmmmmmm………tasty!
Fan-bloomin-tastic list LMAO, especially loved the Thorax, Zombie and Skull cake, not really appropriate at a funeral tho :S hehe…
I saw the kitty-litter cake on “The Graham Norton Show” here in the UK,a while back, when Nigella Lawson (who baked said cake) was on with it, and even Marilyn Manson thought it was gross! LOL.
April 27th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Check out the kitty-litter cake at about 4min 12sec
The Graham Norton Show – Kitty Litter
April 29th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Hai,
Wonderful cakes.Great to see a variety of cakes with some weird stuff cakes (really weird)
Enjoyed it.
Thanks for your bizaare of cakes with neat descriptions..
Aishah
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April 30th, 2009 at 3:26 am
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April 30th, 2009 at 3:29 am
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May 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am
you the Karen Parada Love
May 13th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Checkmmmmmmmmmm………tasty!
Fan-bloomin-tastic list LMAO, especially loved the Thorax, Zombie and Skull cake, not really appropriate at a funeral tho :S hehe…
I saw the kitty-litter cake on “The Graham Norton Show” here in the UK,a while back, when Nigella Lawson (who baked said cake) was on with it, and even Marilyn Manson thought it was gross! LOL. out the kitty-litter cake at about 4min 12se
May 25th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I think i’m going to get sick….
7 they had the divorce cake backwards!!!
June 4th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Edaaaaaaaaaaaannn Keren abiz
June 9th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
whoa.
why the hell would you make a cake with the apperance of kitty litter. i almost puked jus looking at it and trying to think of it as a cake. how bout not.
June 9th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
The cake that grossed me out the most was the kitty litter cake. I would have eaten the last two cakes but no the kitty litter cake.
June 15th, 2009 at 12:32 am
The real reason is that the military are working with ET
June 15th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
They all look awesome!
June 17th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
now i look a cake with a new Perspective
http://kiskavkeys.blogspot.com
June 18th, 2009 at 11:51 am
I was having an awful day at work (think I have a virus) then I ran across this. Stuff like this makes internet surfing worth while. Thanks JFrater!
June 20th, 2009 at 1:36 am
مين فيكم راح يأكل هذا الكيك
http://www.ejaztna-malaysia.com
June 20th, 2009 at 1:38 am
HOW ARE GOING TO EAT FROM THIS CAKE
http://www.ejaztna-malaysia.com
June 26th, 2009 at 1:20 am
mmmmm. I used to be on diet before i saw this email. but unfortunately this email opened my appetite. the hell with diet.
June 27th, 2009 at 8:30 am
what is you do ing if you eated and if see that…
July 5th, 2009 at 4:53 am
Love the divorce cake. It is perfect! If you are getting a divorce at least you can truly show the symbolism by having a cake that shows the undoing of the divorce!
July 17th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
These look amazing! I wouldn’t mind trying them. It’s just cake.
July 19th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Holy MOG! How great! What the human mind is capable of. Thanks 4 sharing, Amy
July 31st, 2009 at 8:51 am
The divorce cake was the cake Shanna Moakler had when she divorced Travis Barker.
August 7th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
cool
August 21st, 2009 at 8:35 pm
This’s good Thought
August 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 am
All looks delicious. I mean hey man, It’s just the figure/face of the cake is awful, but if you taste the cake (i think) it will just taste like normal cake(except if my mom baked it, it tasted like my brother’s shit).
August 24th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
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August 26th, 2009 at 2:14 am
@Spange (39):
September 18th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
He make it for his only eat…..ha ha ha
September 24th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I especially liked the Carrie Cake as I’m a huge Stephen King fan. Perhaps ill have to do a post about creative ways to celebrate his books and include this!
September 27th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Pretty gory and, some, downright nauseating. But, I got a kick out of the “Divorce Cake”, the designer had a real sence of humor and/or anger.
October 15th, 2009 at 2:17 am
@Kerry King (4):
November 27th, 2009 at 3:13 am
The second one is the worst e___e
December 14th, 2009 at 4:17 am
I have been followingthi sthread for a while, Keep it going
December 20th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I’ve seen some of those on halloween at wal mart. And at my creepy friends birthday, i had a bit of thorax cake. It was tasty ^_^ XD
December 31st, 2009 at 2:39 am
Man, I don’t know why I’m starting to be hungry by staring at those cakes…they’re awful…anyways…it’s December 31 here…happy new year everyone!
January 16th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
I love listverse and have been coming here atleast once a day for years. But since reading some of the comments from this particular list has put me right off. It isn’t the actual argument that has annoyed me, it is really none of my business and both parties present strong points. But is it really necessary to have this argument in the comment section on a list about gross cakes? I mean really? Isn’t there somewhere else you can go and fight your battles out and not get in the way of the people who want to comment about the list, which I thought was the whole purpose of the option to even write comments. Not that I think it will do much but can you all please find somewhere else to argue so that the people who are actually interested in the above list can talk about the above list, and debate about the above list.
Anyway: I had an idea of making some kind of gross cake for my
sisters birthday coming up and I am definatley going to do the kitty litter cake, as I have a cat and it’s kitty litter box grosses her out. Great list!