Whether you are religious or not, demons have played a large part in mythology, books, movies, and even music. Films, such as “Paranormal Activity”, “The Exorcist”, “The Exorcism of Emily Rose”, “Fallen”, and–more recently–”The Last Exorcism”, have made demons something to fear. Movies, however, rarely scratch the surface of just how evil these former, corrupt servants of God (or many gods) can be. Here, in no particular order, are the 10 worst–and/or weirdest–demons in theological and mythological history.

Origin: Jewish mythology
Also known as: Abizou, Obizu, Obizuth, Obyzouth, and Byzou
This female demon was believed to be responsible for miscarriages, still-births, and infant mortality. Abyzou is believed to have been infertile, so these heinous acts were/are most likely out of jealousy. She is often depicted having snake- and/or fish-like attributes. [Image Source]

Origin: Christian demonology
Also known as: Agreas
This male demon makes “those who run stand still”, a terrible thing to be a victim of during, say, a tornado. He is also said to be one of the demons that controls earthquakes. Agares also teaches many languages, focusing on the profanities and ethnic slurs. He is also believed to be the ruler of the eastern zone of Hell, and he is said to have 31 legions of demons at his command. He is also one of the–if not the–strangest looking demon on this list. He is often portrayed as a pale elderly man riding a crocodile, with a hawk either attached to or on his fist. No joke!

Origin: Zoroastrian mythology
Also known as: Akem Manah, Akoman, Akvan
His name means “manah made evil”; in this case, the word “manah” represents “the mind”. Many refer to him as the demon of “evil intention”, “evil mind”, “evil purpose”, or “evil thinking”. His job: To prevent people from fulfilling their moral duties (.i.e.: being a good parent, saving a life, etc.).

Origin: Pre-Slovic and Slovic mythology, and Christian demonology
Also known as: plural: Ale
Ale are some of the few demons on this list who does evil deeds, but can be persuaded to do good deeds, and can even help you! They particularly like creating bad weather (most notably, hail- and thunder-storms) over farms, orchards, and vineyards, in order to destroy crops. They also are said to like eating children. Ale are so hungry, that they are said to be able to “eat the sun and/or moon”, creating eclipses. They can pose a great threat to a persons’ mental and physical life; they can even possess you. However, if you approach an Ala with trust and respect, she and the other Ale will save your life whenever necessary, and make you rich! Ale are also very afraid of eagles…just in case you don’t want to become friends with one. What they look like changes with each account; some say they look like ravens, others like clouds or dark winds; many say snakes or female dragons. They are believed to live in lakes, springs, clouds, unreachable mountains, forests, caves, or gigantic trees.

Origin: Sumerian mythology
Asag is one of many demons that causes sickness. “But what,”, you say, “separates him from other demons that cause sickness?”. Well, for one, he had sex with all the mountains in the world, and had a litter of “rock-demon” offspring that defends him in any battle. He is also believed to be so grotesquely, unbelievably ugly, that his very presence causes fish to be boiled alive in rivers and/or lakes within viewing-distance!

Origin: Christian demonology and Kabbalic mythology
Belphegor is absolutely unbelievable. He got his start in Assyria, many, many years ago. He was first called Baal-Peor, and he was associated with orgies, and other types of lewdness. The Israelites worshiped him, in the form of a phallic (penis-shaped) idol. Later on, in Kabbalic mythology, he was a demon who made people paranoid of each other, and who would seduce them with money and overall wealth. Needless to say, it was hard to summon Baal-Peor, because he required the sacrifice of human excrement! In the 16th Century, he changed his name to Belphegor, and changed his strategy (somewhat). He pretty much threw away the idea of causing mutual mistrust in people, and instead…focused on inventions. He would “suggest” crazy (yet plausible) inventions to people, and then use their greed to his (and their) advantage when they became successful. According to legend, Belphegor was sent to Earth from Hell to either justify of disprove the rumors that marriage can result in happiness. Finding no evidence that happiness is possible in a marriage (now, there’s a surprise), he chose to stay on Earth. He is notable for two bizarre attributes: He is believed to be physically, mentally, and strategically strongest in the month of April, and he either was or is Hell’s/Satan’s ambassador to France. Belphegor also played an role in Milton’s book, “Paradise Lost”. He is either depicted as a hideous, bearded demon with horns and claws, or a beautiful young woman.

Origin: Japanese Buddhist mythology
Jikininki are the spirits of selfish, greedy, or ungodly people who have passed on. They are said to be cursed to eat the flesh of human corpses. It is also said that they take valuables from the corpses, in order to bribe local law-enforcement officials to leave them alone. Unlike most demons, they actually hate what they are, and are in a constant state of self-disgust and self-loathing. Some accounts state that they are so terrifying to look at, that seeing one would make you paralyzed with fear. Other accounts indicate that Jikininki can take the form of normal human beings, and can even lead seemingly normal lives by day. They are notable in that–unlike other gaki or rakshasa (“hungry ghosts”), and ghosts in general–they are an endangered species, if one can use such a term in this context.

Origin: Indonesian mythology
Also known as: Kuntilanak, Matianak, or Boentianak
The Pontianak are the spirits of ladies who died during child-birth, and became undead. Pontianak are said to scare people (mostly men), and then rip out their internal organs for feeding with their claws. In the case of men that the Pontianak knew when they were alive (who abused, or otherwise betrayed them), they are said to remove the man’s genitalia with their bare hands (Ouch!!). They are much like vampires; however, they do what they do more out of vengeance, rather then necessity or sustenance. It’s also hard to judge just how far away from you they are; usually, a loud cry means the Pontianak is far away, whereas a soft cry signifies that the Pontianak is nearby. It is also said that a faint floral fragrance is detected upon first seeing it, however, the fragrance changes to something rotten after a short period of time. Pontianak are believed to live in banana trees, a possible phallic-/fertility-reference.

Origin: Slavic mythology
Also known as: Pscipolnista, Poludnica, Polednice
“Lady Midday” is certainly a unique female demon. She is said to pose tough questions and make conversation with laborers working in the fields during the hottest part of the day in summertime. Any incorrect answer or unprompted subject change results in a beheading, either with a scythe, or a pair of shears. “Lady” is also the personification of heat-stroke, and can also give people insanity or heat-sickness, in lieu of decapitation. Her description varies between a 12 year old girl, an old woman, or a generally beautiful woman.

Origin: Sumerian and Mesopotamian mythology
Also known as: Dimme
Lamashtu is a heinous, terrifying, demoness. She is said to menace women throughout and after the end of their pregnancies. She is routinely said to kidnap infants while they’re breastfeeding; she would suck their blood, and chew on their bones. Add to that the fact that her other hobbies included: Infesting rivers and lakes, killing crops and other plants, sucking the blood of men, creating sleep-disturbances, spreading diseases and illnesses, and bringing nightmares. And, unlike most demons from Mesopotamian mythology, she didn’t answer to anyone; not any god, or man, or any part of any divine hierarchy. So evil was Lamashtu, that pregnant women and their loved ones would routinely summon the demon, Pazuzu, to protect them. For the uninitiated, Pazuzu was the demon made famous by the, “The Exorcist” movies! Allegedly, Pazuzu and Lamashtu were fierce rivals, who would attack each other at any chance. While Pazuzu was known for bringing famines and droughts, soon-to-be-mothers were so afraid of Lamashtu, that they were willing to take the risk! That means that, yes, Linda Blair’s performance in “The Exorcist” was nothing compared to the wrath of Lamashtu! Lamashtu is usually described as a “mythological hybrid”, with the head of a lioness, the teeth and ears of a donkey, the feet of a bird (complete with sharp talons), as well as a hairy body, and long, sharp fingers and fingernails. She is usually depicted nursing a dog and a pig and holding snakes, while standing or kneeling on a donkey! Subtle, isn’t it?




















good list.
wow you bring shame to 1st comment!!anyway interesting list and scary
Yes! Brock you are awesome! As usual no where close to being on time and and on target, but who cares, right?
I agree, If you look at number 10 "Abyzou" it totally looks like Icelandic singer BJORK lol! I wouldn't be surprised if she is the actual demon!
i am the first!!!!
No you're not- but I'm the first to call you an idiot (today at least)!
Idiot! -second!
Yes your are the first! First idiot commentor of the day!
Nice one mate!
I know why u r so happy… as u hv this thing happened with u…. that too countless time……
your not the first mate… that is why you look an idiot! Besides people need to stop posting these 'i am first' posts as its just waste of time and space.. maybe Bidzi you could comment on the actual list.. thats if you actually read it!
Good list guys not the best but enjoyed reading it either way
Fail.
nice list….no. 3 is kind of scaring and confusing too………
omg scary
First
for ***** sakes……
LOL!
Here's my tip of the day just for you- when have finished reading the list press the refresh button. This will at the very least *try* and prevent you from looking like a humungous idiot.
You are of course assuming they actually read the list!
Nice list- good to hear about demons from a variety of cultures and religions.
Who cool list , the pic for no.6 is so metal ! I could see that as a slayer album cover . I'd dig to have one of hose idols in pic no.1 . Lamashtu sounds really bad ass . Like lobo of the demon world . Creepy man, I'd love to know if these supernatural things have any basis in fact after all the exorcist movie was based on real events . So was Emily Rose which was also really scary in a soiled underpants kindve way.
I couldn't help but notice that the picture for number 8 is based on Akem from the Vampire Wars game on facebook. Just wanted to point that out.
Are you sure Akem wasn't based on Number 8?
Great list. Also, Aka Manah would be an awesome band name.
Actually, Jfrater is living in New Zealand now, at least get your fact straight before you go dissing people.
Interesting list btw
erm that was direct @ The Lover btw >.>
@ trinityenigma
@ bluesman87
@ rain
You all are super idiots to put your effort to reply for a person whom u think an idiot……
Major hypocritical fail on your part huh?
Let me guess- it was an ironic joke? So very funny! hahahahahahahhahahaha
Then I probably shouldn't reply to you… ah, *****, too late!
What's a court without a court jester?
Idiot
Bluesman87: your are a dumb ass and IDIOT…. look at your prof pic…. it shows how much idiot u r…. *****ing idiot…
Brilliant List.
Lady Midday is my favorite, I'd like to meet up for a chat with her sometimes, she seems like she would have interesting things to say.
Your up this late man !!!!
I saw the last exorcism last night and it was rubbish it had a terrible ending!
Damn really … I heard about the bad ending but was it really that bad … ???
It's not a bad end- they foreshadowed it throught the entire movie and it fit perfectly with the film.
The only real criticism I could give the ending is that it felt a bit rushed it could have done with an extra couple of minutes just to allow what was happening to sink in.
another bad list and u jfrater u r an american centered person u think u r great and who gives u the right to call america the greatest country(not mentioned here but a long time ago) and long lives FIDEL CASTRO!
Wow..why do people have to rant like 'Yes! I am the official idiot and I can prove it!'
#1 – The list was quite interesting, most of the comments support that. #2 – JFrater did not create this list. #3 – JFrater does not live in the US and in my two years of following this site I do not recall him stating that it is the greatest country. #4 – If you are going to post comments, you should do it without those foolish abbreviations "u", "u r". It shows your age (I'm guessing early teens). #5 – Fidel Castro?…WTF? #6 – You sir/madam, are a tit.
Ha ha you sir are funny.
I am not so easily deceived Hugo Chavez – you *****er – now EFF OFF.
Hey, can anyone buy those Pazuzu and Lamashtu dolls? Are they available online?
Probably. Any fantasy/occult shop might.
is this pontianak http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQOP7DZ6_VU
i was expecting to c medusa on the list
*see. It's three letters. No one is so busy that they are unable to type three letters instead of one.
medusa is a gorgon.
Geez this list scared me. I should have waited until morning to read. Crap I think I will continue the night with the lights on.
this would be better if there are some mythological demons from the philippine myth. ‘coz we have a lot!
Like this, kind of? http://listverse.com/2009/11/20/top-10-scariest-f…
this is a good list to wake up to! ( NOT fall asleep to!)
goooooood morning!
One of the very best lists I have read here in a long time. Excellent, well written well researched.
Sacrificing human excrement? I hope it didn't put up a struggle? Poor excrement.
One problem with this list: You use the word "demonology" when describing Christian beliefs, but "mythology" when talking about other, still living, religions. I don't know if it was intentional, but it comes across as condescending. I have a few Jewish & Buddhist friends, & have known a Zoroastrian.
I've seen this many times. It's almost like people don't realize it. I'm sure someone that believes in those demons doesn't appreciate it being called myth. I'm sure quite a lot of Christians that believe in demonology would be ticked off if were called a mythology.
I am interested in knowing the writer's source for the pictures and descriiptions for those demons in "Christian demonology". Yes, there are demons but demons are fallen angels not ugly, disgusting creatures. Satan was a beautiful angel and is described as an Angel of Light to deceive people.
Actually, a lot of Christian demons, such as Beelzebub, are stolen from other cultures. Originally they were of other religions or cultures, but through Christian lore they slowly became demons. The fallen angel view was popularized by Milton and is now widely accepted. Things like “corruption” or “being smitten by God” are often given as reasons for demons’ scariness.
That’s because there is a difference. In Christianity, demonology is part of the religion. In mythology, there is no recognized religion. This is for the same reason there isn’t a Greek “demonology” that includes things like Cerberus and gorgons.
My bowels are on the move. Lady midday 12 year old girl. huh ? That really explains why I do not go to any Jonas … guys concert. Its all just girls waiting to behead the first guy dropping in there. Preferably or hopefully a Jonas guy … thing …. . And Mickey Mouse ( Southpark made a good statement that way.)
A bit scary so early in the morning. The Japanese one creeped me out the most. Too funny that number 8 is Aka Manah….aka "Akem the selfish goat boy" from Vampire Wars.
Hate that game.
Cool list.
I thought this quote from Ghostbusters would be appropriate for this list:
"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
'ZOOL': Do you want this body?
DR PETER VENKMAN: Is this a trick question?
People believe any crap! Nr 1 reminds me of vampires.
This list was pretty cool. It would be cool to see more supernatural lists like this.
FIRST!
Lmao I’m not retarded.
Absolutely interesting list. I love this supernatural kind of stuff. It’s all so creepy yet so fascinating. Great job!
How about you learn the proper meaning of retarded and use the correct word for the meaning you were going for, stupid, or idiotic would also work.
People need to stop using retarded as a slur, it’s disrespectful to the people who actually have mental or physical handicaps.
And, since I’m too lazy to post again, interesting list, although maybe I shouldn’t have read it before trying to sleep.
i like the word retarded . Since when is it a slur ? There are so many word in my English language Im not allowed to say anymore , recently i decided that there wont be any more ill say exactly which words i want . Id never call a mentally handicapped person retarded but id call myself retarded if say I sprayed myself in the face with mace again . Its a word . There are soo many we cant use ( and its always the juicy ones ) dont add to the list , it might be politically correct but everyone forgets that politics is a dirty and stupid thing .
How did my ex-wife get on this list? Seriously, no. 3 is HER!
I liked the list but I have one question, why was number 8 on this list? You really didn't give any reasoning for this one.
First! Oh, wait…
Is this a joke? Or did you really believe you were first? I'm not trying to be condescending, I'm asking genuinely.
Awsome list man!! i absolutely loved this one. i’ve always been interested in these things, makes for a very good read. Keep it coming!!
Yeah i saw a demon, an alien and osama bin laden havinga threesome in the local civic center weird world eh. seriously though cool list
Christians, if you do not believe in demons, then you do not believe in every word of the infallible bible, so you are not a true christian and are going to hell.
Not everyone’s a literalist and the Bible actually says next to nothing about demons. Demons are largely the product of Renaissance demonologists and religious fiction writers like Milton.
umm…read your gospels…
ummm no they are boring and suck…..
Here. Read THIS: http://www.religioustolerance.org/dem_bibl.htm
Most appearances in that translation say “devils” and seem to be referring to other religions’ gods. It is typical of all religions to “demonize” other religions’ gods.
The gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) make no mention of demons. Satan tempts Jesus. That’s it.
You are wrong:
Mark 1:23: "And there was in their synagogue a man with an unclean spirit;"
http://www.drbo.org/x/d?b=drb&bk=48&ch=1&…
Matthew 9:32 "And when they were gone out, behold they brought him a dumb man, possessed with a devil [daimonisdomenon]."
http://www.drbo.org/x/d?b=drb&bk=47&ch=9&…
Mark 3:15 "And he gave them power to heal sicknesses, and to cast out devils [daimonia]."
http://www.drbo.org/x/d?b=drb&bk=48&ch=3&…
The words above "devils" and "unclean spirits" are translations of the Greek word "daimonion" (which we in modern times translate as demon) and there are 63 instances of that word appearing in the New Testament Greek.
If you go here and enter the word "daimonion" in the "base form is" box and search, it will show you all sixty three instances.
And finally, Beelzebub is mentioned in both the old and new testaments – the most famous instance is Matthew 12:27 "And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your children cast them out?"
http://www.drbo.org/x/d?b=drb&bk=47&ch=12…
There we see a demon mentioned by name (Beelzebub) and demons (devils) in general. The Greek is daimonia.
jafe—-this list isn't what i would call podcast-able, but if you used the "sounds of hell" in the background with klaus nomi, and the castrara, while describing the entries, it could be interesting.
Jafe, it sounds like they’re just using the word “devils” to say “sickness” and “unclean spirit” to say “wicked”. The Bible is largely subject for interpretation. That being said, the Greek roots support a pro-demon interpretation. Demons are not, however, a central theme in the Gospels. While you’ve shown that they do make appearances, there is no real doctrine governing them. You said I was wrong, but you only proved their presence in the Gospel. The other half of my argument was that they play next to no role in Christian religion. I addressed Beelzebub and his origins earlier. He’s another religions god turned into our’s demon. More of a business move to portray him evilly than a theological belief.
Hindu demons just aren’t that scary as portrayed. I mean they got like braided hair and pretty mouths – sure they got pointy teeth but the big red lips – just not that scary.
You got guys with animal heads – hell they’re cute – wish I had one for a pet.
And the clothes – you can’t be scary running around in a blue satin sari with red stripes and tassels – opposite of scary.
The past several lists have been excellent. These are the best ones since the gender differences list a while back.
Very entertaining list. I really like number 9 and am a bit scared of 3.
This is a good list. I might see all religion as primitive this list makes me lol.
As several people have alluded to – it would have been nice to see how these demons are mentioned through history – books, bibles, verbal traditions?
If I see a reference like “Pre-Slovic and Slovic mythology, and Christian demonology” – are Christian demons mentioned somewhere in the bible or Slavic books or what?
Are the demons mentioned in texts like the Bagavagida, Kaballah, Old Testament or adopted from fiction or what?
Extremely interesting list.
I have always been fascinated by the demons and devils of the various religions. When looked at in certain lights, in certain ways, they have much in common. Taken one by one, however, like this, it's scary as all get out and they seem very different and odd.
Did you get to see the original Exorcist when it first came out?
didnt you *work* on "the exorcist"? — i remember that you worked (or was somehow involved) with the lost boys — which is what your comment made me think of.. and i remember a&i, but am i remembering correctly a/b the exorcist?
*ollie*I did not work on The (original) Exorcist, it came out before I began to work in the film biz…but you are remembering my connection to The Lost Boys. Two of my friends, my best friend and one of my best friends, from Uni, wrote the script.
It was strange that wrote it, too, because both were, and are, comedy writers. Anyway, I wasn't directly involved with it, but you have a good memory! I think I made one passing remark about The Lost Boys, and my friends having written it.
*TEX* Yes, I saw The Exorcist when it first came out. The book was so much scarier that I was completely disappointed. After reading the book, I refused to sleep for two nights, but the movie really pretty ho-hum. The effects were stupid. Really.
There was this *HUGE* media hype build up, and the product just didn't deliver. Later movies, on the same subject, were far scarier, much better FX. It also got better when I got to go to screenings, or, later, when they sent around (first) vhs copies, then (now) dvds to watch at home.
I don't get them any longer. ~boo hoo~
I did it the other way around – first I saw the movie at the theater, which I thought was very scary – then I bought the book. I read at bedtime, but not this one, I’d read a couple chapters then sit in the dark wide awake – I finally had to put it down – not that I was afraid of becoming demon possessed or anything silly like that.
I was still in Uni, still pretty young, when the book came out. I remember beginning to read it in the afternoon, sitting on my mum's hideous red, curved, sectional sofa. I literally could not stop reading it until I had finished the entire thing (sometime around dawn).
I was too scared to stop.
I am scared of very, very few things in this world, but that book just hit every button.
Aww, demons are such lovely… beings..
Hope they didn't heard me. *shudder*
Thanks for the read though!
God, these things are creepy. Still it`s not as scary as what`s going to happen, when that guy burns The Koran on Saturday!
yeah – I heard the jack-off has like 30 people in his congregation
The news just announced that he has decided to not go through with the burning, thank god!
All we needed was that whack-job, burning Korans, making a big deal of it, and putting both the military and the civilians in the Middle East in additional danger from angry extremists.
Even the non-extremists, just the very devout, would be very angry. They wouldn't act out in ways that would put our people in danger, but it would undermine any goodwill that had been achieved between them.
Idiots are ruling the world. They may not be the ones in power, but their actions undermine any good that the ones in power can do.
Idiots and morons. People who shouldn't be allowed out without a keeper are on television every day, spewing their special brand of hate. I'm sick to death with these idiots masquerading as people.
The US doesn't have a monopoly on idiots and morons, but we sure have the cream of the crop.
Yeah, I`ve just heard about too. The man is a wuss. When you say you going to do something you don`t go back on it. Doesn`t America have something written in it`s constitution that allows them to offend people? Nobody gave a ***** when the Ku Klux Klan were burning crosses and lynching niggers.Or when Nazis were burning Talmuds and other Jewish books. And you didn`t have Christians going ape***** all over the world, when Israel were burning New Testaments a few years ago. What the hell is it with Muslims, anyway? I remember The Satanic Verses, when Solomon Rushdie had to go in hiding for YEARS, because of his book. And remember when The Pope quoted an Emperor who said, "Show me what Muhammad brought and there you will find things only Evil and Inhuman," and "Islam was spread by the sword." Er-IT WAS. And if pictures of Muhammad are meant to be shown, then how come I`ve seen pictures and statues of him? Where a Demon is dragging Muhammad into Hell and a statue of a Crusader standing on him? it`s a shame we don`t have these things shown today. Why the hell are Muslim loons allowed to burn the Union Jack and Stars and Stripes but we`re not allowed to burn a *****ty book?
@armadillotron: ""Nobody gave a ***** when the Ku Klux Klan were burning crosses and lynching niggers""
sure about that?
i mean, cause i'm in mississippi. where a lot of that happened (and i went to uni of alabama, where a lot of that happened.
the white people are more ashamed of it, than the black people are mad.
in both places.
your denotation only scrapes a thin sliver of the eggshell — the minute point is that *not*as*many* people cared about it as they do now. my grandmother (who turns 100 on 9/11 (saturday)) is from montgomery, alabama, and is with a black man (who turns 95 on 3/11/2011), and ive heard a *****ton of stories about how everyone felt. now if you tell me they didnt know how *everyone* felt, thats true, i suppose. the thing is, that ive heard countless nonsense through hollywood — through music, news, other media — and this couple (who lived through it, in the middle of it) beg to differ…….and i dont have one single reason not to believe them.
of course, 5 days ago, you tried to tell us bin laden was imaginary, and never existed.and if you waant to burn a *****ty book, you can. that post from jay^^^^ is right. who will care? anyone with a vested interest, be they publishers, fans, family of the author, etc. the people to get offended are obvious. not a great big group in the general scheme of things.
if you burn a book like the bible (or the القرآن al-qur’ān, in this case) it has a negative connotation to everyone that book represents (read: burn "pet cemetary", by stephen king, you get everyone who has tried to bury and resurrect their pets mad at you) —- (burn القرآن al-qur’ān, and everyone who subscribes to that faith gets hurt and *****ed (minus, probably 5% or so).
@armadillotron: ""Nobody gave a ***** when the Ku Klux Klan were burning crosses and lynching niggers""
sure about that?
i mean, cause i'm in mississippi. where a lot of that happened (and i went to uni of alabama, where a lot of that happened.
the white people are more ashamed of it, than the black people are mad.
in both places.
your denotation only scrapes a thin sliver of the eggshell — the minute point is that *not*as*many* people cared about it as they do now. my grandmother (who turns 100 on 9/11 (saturday)) is from montgomery, alabama, and is with a black man (who turns 95 on 3/11/2011), and ive heard a *****ton of stories about how everyone felt. now if you tell me they didnt know how *everyone* felt, thats true, i suppose. the thing is, that ive heard countless nonsense through hollywood — through music, news, other media — and this couple (who lived through it, in the middle of it) beg to differ…….and i dont have one single reason not to believe them.
of course, 5 days ago, you tried to tell us bin laden was imaginary, and never existed.and if you waant to burn a *****ty book, you can. that post from jay^^^^ is right. who will care? anyone with a vested interest, be they publishers, fans, family of the author, etc. the people to get offended are obvious. not a great big group in the general scheme of things.
if you burn a book like the bible (or the القرآن al-qur’ān, in this case) it has a negative connotation to everyone that book represents (read: burn "pet cemetary", by stephen king, you get everyone who has tried to bury and resurrect their pets mad at you) —- (burn القرآن al-qur’ān, and everyone who subscribes to that faith gets hurt and *****ed (minus, probably 5% or so).
its not that you cant —- its that you seem uncomfortable with the idea that *that* many people will care.
@armadillotron: ""When you say you going to do something you don`t go back on it. ""
——–depends on what you say and how/why you retract.
being a man of your word, is different from having an idea, misjudging the backlash, and cease the idea out of respect/fear/what have you.
@armadillotron: ""Nobody gave a ***** when the Ku Klux Klan were burning crosses and lynching niggers""
sure about that?
i mean, cause i'm in mississippi. where a lot of that happened (and i went to uni of alabama, where a lot of that happened.
the white people are more ashamed of it, than the black people are mad.
in both places.
your denotation only scrapes a thin sliver of the eggshell — the minute point is that *not*as*many* people cared about it as they do now. my grandmother (who turns 100 on 9/11 (saturday)) is from montgomery, alabama, and is with a black man (who turns 95 on 3/11/2011), and ive heard a *****ton of stories about how everyone felt. now if you tell me they didnt know how *everyone* felt, thats true, i suppose. the thing is, that ive heard countless nonsense through hollywood — through music, news, other media — and this couple (who lived through it, in the middle of it) beg to differ…….and i dont have one single reason not to believe them.
of course, 5 days ago, you tried to tell us bin laden was imaginary, and never existed.and if you waant to burn a *****ty book, you can. that post from jay^^^^ is right. who will care? anyone with a vested interest, be they publishers, fans, family of the author, etc. the people to get offended are obvious. not a great big group in the general scheme of things.
if you burn a book like the bible (or the القرآن al-qur’ān, in this case) it has a negative connotation to everyone that book represents (read: burn "pet cemetary", by stephen king, you get everyone who has tried to bury and resurrect their pets mad at you) —- (burn القرآن al-qur’ān, and everyone who subscribes to that faith gets hurt and *****ed (minus, probably 5% or so).
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its not that you cant —- its that you seem uncomfortable with the idea that *that* many people will care.
@armadillotron: ""When you say you going to do something you don`t go back on it. ""
——–depends on what you say and how/why you retract.
being a man of your word, is different from having an idea, misjudging the backlash, and cease the idea out of respect/fear/what have you.
@armadillotron: ""Doesn`t America have something written in it`s constitution that allows them to offend people?""
——–this is a stretch. the law isnt there to "allow people to offend" — it's there to not limit the ideas, thoughts, sayings, etc of the masses, **which, by proxy, at times, has the negative effect of causing hostility and offence.
mcdonalds isnt there **specifically to make you fat** —- its there for those who like nasty ass checken nugs with sause made out of salt and *****s **which has the negative effect of causing fatness sometimes**
The man`s a coward. You don`t say you going to do something and then you don`t do it. Why the hell are muslims allowed to burn Union Jacks and the Stars and Stripes, but we`re not allowed to burn a book?
We ARE allowed. That's sort of the point. And people are allowed to say, "I don't think that's a good idea." They say it to me all the time. Sometimes they're right, too.
What's that demon called that's supposed to rape women in their sleep? Incubus or something?
Maybe not as extreme as the aforementioned demons; but deserves a mention nonetheless.
Yes, the Incubus is a demon who takes the male form in order to have ***** with sleeping women. There is a similar demon, the Sucubus, who is the demon who takes the female form in order to have ***** with a sleeping male.
where do you find these succubus's ?
you don't find them. they find you.
Anyone remember the huge fallout when one of the major show companies [?Nike? maybe] was coming out with a shoe that somehow had marketing or a name like Incubus.
Oh, it was Reebok
http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&q=womens+shoe+incubus
Even snopies says so: http://www.snopes.com/business/market/incubus.asp
How does one go about having ***** with a mountain?
Love the list, I've never heard of any of them.
I suppose you need a fetish for high hills. All I know is, you have to get your rocks off. I'm too timid to do it. But if I were boulder…
Good List! Scary and entertaining.
Picture for #3 made me jump a little when I scrolled down….
@segues: "I seriously doubt that anyone will be able to top (well, bottom) your achievement."
—um….remember renee pussman? she/it could oust this chode in 3 of those categories.
you're right! I forgot Ms. Pussypants!
Silly me.
You forgot Santa.
the #3 chick works at the "hot topic" store in the edgewater mall in biloxi, ms
Great read thanks
Belphegor is a wacky kind of demon…
@OliverAlbq “the #3 chick works at the “hot topic”store” **Hey! That’s me! I also got a parttime job at Spencer’s! Come say “Hello!”.
@Kuntilanak:aka:Matianak:aka:Boentianak: ""Hey! That's me!""
——who did you think i was talking about, kuntilanak?
@Kuntilanak:aka:Matianak:aka:Boentianak: ""I also got a parttime job at Spencer's!""
——i thought your second job was at the banana republic? where are you gonna sleep? no other places have banana trees.
@Kuntilanak:aka:Matianak:aka:Boentianak: ""Come say "Hello!".""
——no. you'll rip out my intestines and genetals.
if you promise to not rip off my genetals, i wont shorten "kuntilanak" and make a nickname out of the first part, ever again.
since when did you forget how to spell?
oh, funny funny
the correct question isn't when did i forget to spell, it's why am i in such a hurry right now?
ans: —- worked 13hrs, went on a boat to oil rig, saints game.
it was about 101deg today with a heat index that felt like we were standing on the sun.
the stupid thing is i actually had to go look at what i wrote, to see which word i screwed up, and i didnt notice it first, even though i was looking.
which is dumb — cause that doesnt even look correct :/
genitals
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if its any consolation, i spelled القرآن correctly in the above post to armadillo
<:-o
The funny thing is that I thought that it might a guy thing…that the very idea of having one's genitals ripped from one's body was so very intensely, and personally, horrifying, not to mention the ego involvement, that the improper spelling of the word was something of an unconscious attempt to keep you safe from having it happen.
And you do get extra points for القرآن .
Good list. quite scary, nearly all of these. COnfusing too. But where didja get the stuff about these? Fascinating….
@OliverAlbq “if you promise to not rip off my genetals, i wont shorten “kuntilanak” and make a nickname out of the first part, ever again.” As you wish!!!
@:: ""As you wish!!!""
—–thank you princess buttercup.
now go find the giant and the spaniard and follow them to miracle max's — maybe he can help you with that irritating disappearing thing you do.
and say 'hi' to latka gravas' ex-wife, while youre there.
While we’re quoting, I give you:
“Inconceivable!”
“I don’t think that word means what you think it means.”
Great List, though Im surprised PAZUZU didnt make the list. He's a famous demon.
Unlike most demons, they actually hate what they are, and are in a constant state of self-disgust and self-loathing.
jinkininki = emo
Sad to see very few "in-laws" jokes regarding this list. Too obvious or no one cares anymore?
my girlfriend's mother reads this list, so i cannot say that in picture #9, my father-in-law is riding my mother-in-law
dammitdammitdammitdammitdammit!!!!
cqsteve! ass! see what you made me do?
now i have to go over and eat butter beans and be nice _all_ _damn_ _day_. cause she got her feeeelings huuuuurt. *insert massive rolling eyes smiley*
im never listening to you again.
*****ing butter beans.
you really should go fill in for me — least you can do. be in new orleans sunday at 7pm.
ill tell you where the allig a.t…o..r…..—-er — i mean…..um…where the mother-in-law wants to meet up.
If only I could help you my friend I would. Rest assured that at the above hour (I will work out the time differences), I'll raise a glass and toast you and your bravery. ## pause while i check out the time zone difference ## – I will be in Brisbane (Australia) at a conference and since the time zone is 15 hours ahead of New Orleans it will be 10pm at night. No doubt I will have raised quite a few glasses by that time and shall try and visualise the mother in law rolling around in butter beans (hey you started it). Have a good night & remember "it's only family".
I believe i have heard of # 10 before on the history channel except she was lillith (adam's first wife). affords to ward her off from sleepy infants supposedly spawned the word "lullaby"
yeah and he looks like he's wiping too…..