Top 10 Self-Appointed Messiahs
Published on June 8, 2008 - 195 Comments
This is a list of modern people who have convinced themselves and others that through divine revelation they have been chosen to be the messiah, saviour, teacher or leader for all humanity. In no particular order…
Ram Bahadur Bomjon - also known as Palden Dorje (his official Buddhist name), is from Ratanapuri village, Bara district, Nepal and drew thousands of visitors and media attention for spending months in meditation. Nicknamed the Buddha Boy, he began his meditation on May 16, 2005, disappeared from his hometown on March 11, 2006, and reappeared elsewhere in Nepal on December 26, 2006 only to leave again on March 8, 2007. On March 26, 2007, inspectors from the Area Police Post Nijgadh in Ratanpuri found Bomjon meditating inside a bunker-like square ditch of seven feet.
L. Ron Hubbard was the founder of the Church of Scientology. Declared himself to be “Metteya” (Maitreya) the forthcoming world spiritual teacher and leader, in the 1955 poem Hymn of Asia. In the book’s preface, his editors indicated that Hubbard possessed specific physical characteristics said to be outlined in unnamed Sanskrit sources as properties of Maitreya.
George Baker, also known as Father Divine, was an African American spiritual leader from about 1907 until his death. His full self-given name was Reverend Major Jealous Divine, and he was also known as “the Messenger” and George Baker early in his life. He founded the International Peace Mission movement, Father Divine claimed to be God. Some contemporary critics also claimed he was a charlatan, and some suppose him to be one of the first modern cult leaders. However, Father Divine made numerous contributions toward his followers’ economic independence and racial equality.
Claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus, Akhenaten, Buddha, Lenin, and Father Divine. He performed supposed miracle healings to attract new converts. Members of Jones’ church called him “Father” and believed their movement was the solution to the problems of society; many did not distinguish Jones from the movement. He was the American founder of the Peoples Temple, which became synonymous with group suicide after the November 18, 1978 death of over 900 people from cyanide poisoning in their isolated agricultural intentional community called Jonestown, along with the death of 9 other people at a nearby airstrip and in Georgetown.
David Koresh was the leader of a Branch Davidian religious sect, believing himself to be the final prophet. A 1993 raid by the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and subsequent siege by the FBI ended with the burning of the Branch Davidian ranch. Koresh, 53 adults and 21 children died in the fire.
Baha’u'llah was born Shiite, adopting Babism later in life. He claimed to be the promised one of all religions, and founded the Baha’Ì Faith. Baha’u'llah declared that he was the “Promised One” of all religions, fulfilling the messianic prophecies found in world religions. He stated that his claims to being several messiahs converging one person were the symbolic, rather than literal, fulfilment of the messianic and eschatological prophecies found in the literature of the major religions.
Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda was a Puerto Rican preacher who has claimed to be “the Man Jesus Christ”, who is indwelled with the same spirit that dwelled in Jesus. He is the founder and leader of Creciendo en Gracia (Growing In Grace International Ministry, Inc.), a movement that teaches the “doctrine of Grace” and is based in Miami, Florida. He claims to be both Jesus Christ returned and the Antichrist, and exhibits a “666″ tattoo on his forearm. He has referred to himself as “The Man Christ Jesus”. Creciendo en Gracia has been described as a cult by cult expert Rick Ross, and Freedom of Mind’s Steven Hassan.
Sun Myung Moon was the founder of the Unification Church (”Moonies”). Claims he is the Second Coming of Christ, the “Savior”, “returning Lord”, and “True Parent”. He teaches that all people should become perfected like Jesus and like himself, and that as such he “appears in the world as the substantial body of God Himself”. He is well-known for holding Blessing ceremonies, which are often called “mass weddings”.
Applewhite posted a famous Usenet message declaiming, “I, Jesus Son of God acknowledge on this date of September 25/26, 1995…”. This was two years before he and his Heaven’s Gate cult committed suicide to rendezvous with a spaceship hiding behind the comet Hale-Bopp.
Nuclear war will begin next Thursday, June 12 2008, or sooner, according to the latest prediction of self-proclaimed prophet Yisrayl “Buffalo Bill” Hawkins, the founder of a religious sect in Abilene, Texas. “It could be turned loose before then” Hawkins told 20/20 for a report to be broadcast tonight. “You’re going to see this very soon, really soon” he said. Hundreds of truck trailers have been loaded with food and water on the group’s 44-acre compound, in preparation for the coming war.
Contributor: Tamala
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1. Ghidoran - June 8th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Nuclear War next Thursday? Oh no, I’m at Montreal on a field trip on that day!
2. That guy - June 8th, 2008 at 6:27 am
I would hope theres no Nuclear War next THursday, i have big tests coming up
3. KingoftheHorizon - June 8th, 2008 at 6:30 am
brilliant list!
4. Miss Destiny - June 8th, 2008 at 6:38 am
I hope that first guy’s wrong, I’ve got a wedding to go to next weekend.
Anyhoos, cool list! I kinda wondered if L. Ron Hubbard might be on the list. But I definitely thought I’d see Jim Jones.
These people are jerks.
5. Mikerodz - June 8th, 2008 at 6:40 am
Its amasing how this people can secure such a number of followers
6. otay - June 8th, 2008 at 6:41 am
How stupid of them to think of themselves as “the messiah”…..geez….everyone knows that I am the “true Messiah!” j/k ;D
great list though!
7. otay - June 8th, 2008 at 6:44 am
Mikerodz - You put a charismatic person in with the right crowd, and they can become a god!
8. Erin - June 8th, 2008 at 6:50 am
All Men
9. Eric - June 8th, 2008 at 6:51 am
How do these people do this??!? That Hawkins guy is a nut, how the hell do people like that convince thousands of people to leave their normal lives and do this crap?
10. otay - June 8th, 2008 at 6:55 am
This reminds me of an old joke.
What’s the difference between God and a Doctor?
God doesn’t think he’s a Doctor!
11. otay - June 8th, 2008 at 7:01 am
I think it probably starts out subtle at first, telling people things they want to hear, then reinforcing it over time until the people are convinced that you are on to something (or ON something, lol). These people start telling others about your ideas and visions, next thing ya know…. theres a new cult!
12. Cheeshygirl - June 8th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Great list. I saw a program about Miranda and his followers. His lifestyle is all about women, smoking, drinking, and gambling. It’s almost like he dares people to believe in him and then laughs at them when they do. I was amazed at the loyalty his followers show even though he is so blatant about wanting their money. He must be amazingly charismatic although I couldn’t see it in the program.
13. Chris - June 8th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Nuclear war next Thursday?! I’m going to be stuck visiting a friend in Hawaii. Damn, looks like my last moments are going to be on a beach.
14. Tamala - June 8th, 2008 at 7:33 am
erin @ 8, i wondered how quickly some1 would point that out lol, so just for you ……
Maria Devi Christos born in 1960 ‘The Mother of the World’ is a leader of the New Community of Enlightened Humanity. In 1990 she organized a new religious movement, “The Great White Brotherhood” and gave it the nickname “YUSMALOS” (Jupiter; Saturn; Mars, Luna, Orion and Sirius). Following the collapse of the Soviet Union it was one of the most prominent spiritual movements, headed by the Woman-Priestess.
This new organization came into conflict with the Orthodox Church of Russia. The movement was prohibited and she and her husband were arrested and put into prison for 4 years. The United Nations and the International Court, in 1997, considered them prisoners of conscience and granted them amnesty.
As of 2007 Maria Devi Christos continues her spiritual mission, organized as “The Mystic College of ISIS and Her Followers.”
Cheeshygirl @ 12, you may find this vid both fascinating and very disturbing………
http://video.google.com/videop.....p;hl=en-CA
15. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Great list. Also, some guy named Michael Travesser (whose real name is Wayne Bent), head of the apocalyptic church said God anointed him Messiah in July 2000. Quite an honor, I’m sure.
16. Tamala - June 8th, 2008 at 7:36 am
rushfan regarding wayne bent ive posted the link to adocumetary about him in post 14 above
17. nivre - June 8th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Oi, what about Jesus or Mohamed? Alright, Jesus never existed, so he’s not included. Fair enough! But Mohamed…?!?! Don’t say that he is the “genuine” messiah. By the way, is there any not-self-proclaimed messiah???
18. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 7:41 am
hadn’t seen that comment yet, thanks for the link. truly disturbing stuff.
19. Crimanon - June 8th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Why didn’t anyone say anything about number one sooner!!! It’s a bitch to pull together an end of the world party on a sunday!!! Damn it!!! I need to order the keg!!!
20. Dudi - June 8th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Emmm… Jesus of Nazareth? Moses? Muhammad?
I mean, the only difference between these guys and the ones listed above is their success rate in convincing people. Apart from that, it’s the same deal exactly. What proof is there that God hasn’t appointed any of the ones on the list, or that he actually did appoint one of the “real” Messiahs?
21. marcus - June 8th, 2008 at 7:53 am
We have, here in Brazil, a self-appointed MEssiah called Inri Cristo. Take a look in His mystical version of Umbrella, subtitled in English.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5FF4w6UkYM
22. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 7:55 am
also don’t quite get why #10 is on the list. he doesn’t seem to be labeling himself anything.
23. Kreachure - June 8th, 2008 at 7:56 am
That Heaven’s Gate video seriously gives me the creeps…
And thank goodness I don’t know of most of these, the few I know already make my blood boil…
nivre: Muhammad is never considered a Messiah in Islam. In fact, the Qur’an considers Jesus to be the Messiah too! How’s that for a twist?
24. SocialButterfly - June 8th, 2008 at 7:57 am
#1 is creepy. The guy is obviously a nutjob but still.
25. GordinCanada - June 8th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Great list…what a bunch! But the Dalai Lama should have been included…he is probably the most successful of the lot.
26. smac - June 8th, 2008 at 8:12 am
The Dalai Lama isn’t self-appointed. That’s why he isn’t on this list.
27. sularetal - June 8th, 2008 at 8:12 am
I never knew there were so many of these guys.
I don’t understand why they just can’t say… “hey, this is what i believe, now let’s have a big party, start some sort of income generator, and do something productive for both the group and outsiders”, instead of this nonsense “i’m god and i’m great so let’s kill ourselves”.
28. Vera Lynn - June 8th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Eric, look at people like hitler. How did he do what he did? How did he convince his followers that what they were doing was right? People believe what they want. I know a few born-again christians and they talk about being saved. I have been told I won’t go to heaven unless I accept Jesus as my savior the way they have. Does anyone know the truth? No. That’s what faith is. To believe what cannot be proven.
29. Kreachure - June 8th, 2008 at 8:16 am
*sigh* The Dalai Lama isn’t self-appointed either. Upon a Dalai Lama’s death, all the High Lamas begin a search for his reincarnation, something that takes many years. It’s them who decide who the new Dalai Lama is, not any guy who comes and says “Hey, guys! I’m Dalai Lama’s reincarnation, seriously!” (which is what people on this list do, but replacing Dalai Lama with any other name).
30. Tamala - June 8th, 2008 at 8:20 am
GordinCanada @ 25, There may have been a case for including the Dalai Lama as with many others including Jesus and Mohammed. While some of his followers may think of him in that light even though that would go against the very essence of Buddhism, he himself would strongly discourage any such thoughts.
The Dalai Lama is the embodiment of an ideal of Tibetan values, identity and culture. The present holder of the title, Tenzin Gyatso, (the 14th in the lineage) condiders himself to be a humble monk with a poor level of spiritual attainment.
31. TLP - June 8th, 2008 at 8:24 am
You forgot Jesus, Muhamed, Joseph Smith and Gaius Baltar.
32. Vera Lynn - June 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
If the world really is ending Thursday (and with the recent weather phenonema lately…) I want to meet you MPW. I find you intriguing. And you don’t have to study for finals any more.
33. Lewis_RATM - June 8th, 2008 at 8:28 am
It’s a pity the war isn’t tommorow ’cause then I’d miss maths paper two, I hate triganometry!
On thursday I’ll only miss science, and I’m sorted for that, pity. :p
But seriously, what a bunch of tit faces.
34. Mom424 - June 8th, 2008 at 8:28 am
I flirted with B’hai in my youth. I do believe that even today if forced to pick a religion, that would be it. Maybe we should start a tally - benign folks with a messianic complex and the truly evil self-serving megalomaniacs who think they are god.
The second is so obviously the majority.
35. WarningDontReadThis - June 8th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Still haven’t fixed that bug huh?
Anyway really intersting list.
36. NoPunyNerd - June 8th, 2008 at 8:38 am
The Wayne Bent video is an amazing look inside a cult. The guy’s got quite a scam going.
37. Mom424 - June 8th, 2008 at 8:39 am
By the way L. Ron Hubbard doesn’t fit into either of the above categories. He was an egotistical bastard, but he didn’t believe his own schtick. His organization is entirely based on fraud (how many stupid folks will buy into this?) and greed.
38. Vera Lynn - June 8th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Lewis_RATM “Tit faces” That’s hysterical! I hadn’t heard that one before. Do you mind if I use it? Every time I look at it I laugh. It’s Perfect!!
39. Tamala - June 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Mom424 an article from over here in the U.K. that will interest you
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/may/20/1
40. spence425 - June 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
i wish i knew that nuclear war was starting next week…i would have done things a little differently in the last couple of weeks.
41. Vera Lynn - June 8th, 2008 at 8:57 am
spence425 What would you have done differently? Would you have gone somewhere, done something? Kennedy went sailing when he found out he had brain tumors. He’s decided to live while dying.
42. tassadar - June 8th, 2008 at 9:01 am
they should penalize stupidity.
43. Lewis_RATM - June 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Vera Lynn: Yeah, sure use it away, I don’t have copyright on it or anything, thanks,
44. romerozombie - June 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
These people scare me.
45. ohrmets - June 8th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Muhammed and Joseph Smith were not self-appointed messiahs. They claimed to be prophets, which is a big difference. Jesus, however, was a self-appointed messiah.
Just to clarify the Jim Jones section: besides the egregious sins of poisoning all his followers was the murder of other Americans who came to investigate the cult on behalf of concerned family members. One of them was even a US Congressman! This is what led to the quick mass suicide, since news of the politician’s death would have meant instant reprisal from the US government.
46. Harsha - June 8th, 2008 at 9:12 am
I HAVE A HOT DATE NEXT THURSDAY!! THERE BETTER BE NO F**KING NUCLEAR WAR!! :X
LOL!! Idiots. Personally I would have added Benny Hinn to the list. He is just as bad as anyone on the list
47. otay - June 8th, 2008 at 9:15 am
really makes one wonder…..who is more mentally defunct, the leader or the followers???
48. otay - June 8th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Who’s bringing the Kool-aid??
49. romerozombie - June 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Can we hold off the nuclear war for a little longer? I wanna watch The Incredible Hulk next week.
50. Lewis_RATM - June 8th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Yeah, The Incredible Hulk looks really cool,
51. segue - June 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
All of these people are sociopaths, egotistical terrorists without morals.
The harm done by people like Jim Jones, David Koresh, Marshall Applewhite, L. Ron Hubbard, and so many others that the List simply could not begin to contain, are wide-spread and lasting.
I remember, with a painfully searing clarity, the mass suicide/murder at Jonestown. I lived in San Francisco at the time, was very aware of the Peoples Temple. I had given birth to my third child exactly one month prior to that event, and it caused me several years of nightmares, and more than several years of hyper-vigilance re: my children.
The families of the victims of all of these cults, whether the victim dies or not, are destroyed. No real messiah would destroy families, they would be made stronger. No real messiah would preach hate, only love. No real messiah would create division, only union.
MHO
52. fartymccrablice - June 8th, 2008 at 9:35 am
next thursday huh? well i need something to do
53. fartymccrablice - June 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
i think the incredible hulk should gave been on this list
54. Kreachure - June 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Actually, compared to any other of the people on the list, Buddha boy SHOULD be considered holy! He certainly hasn’t mutilated other people’s lives the way all others have, and he’s never brainwashed anyone into believing what he believes. In fact all he’s done is humbly sit under a tree to meditate.
Wait a minute, that sounds exactly like what Buddha would do! Holy epiphanies!
55. Kreachure - June 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
LOL if I didn’t know any better I’d think Buffalo Bill is the head of the Last Thursdayism church! (Look it up or check the post-modern religions list!)
56. Mom424 - June 8th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Meditation or mental illness inspired catatonia? You decide.
57. Glowbug - June 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
So we gonna have a nuclear holocaust on the 12th of June. In the immortal words of Arthur Dent - I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
58. Vera Lynn - June 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I had heard the end of the world was coming 2012. And the beginning of the chaos would start after a major earthquake in China.
Thanks Lewis_RATM
59. jimbob - June 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Great list!
Maybe an honorable mention of Paul Schäfer?
BTW, I’ve told all of my creditors that I will make my payments next Friday.
60. Athena - June 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am
There is a nuclear war next week? I guess I will just have to take a break from studying for my final exams and go gather up supplies…
61. Mom424 - June 8th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Tamala; Thank you for the link. Horrendously disturbing. Those malignant slime-balls own that particular constabulary. They should be prosecuted for malicious persecution.
62. Mom424 - June 8th, 2008 at 11:17 am
jimbob; Should be dishonorable mention. What a pedo-pig. I remember reading about him. Didn’t he run a orphanage?
63. Beckster - June 8th, 2008 at 11:18 am
I just looked at my schedule and I am totally booked that day. Wonder if we could change the date?
64. Csimmons - June 8th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Shit, next Thursday? damn it, I’m going to Miami then! and the next day i have a date with 12 playboy models! that son of a bitch!
65. Alok - June 8th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I hope there is nuclear war on Thursday, otherwise I will have to be in court.
66. Jessy - June 8th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
So nuclear war on June 12? Not cool, I have my graduation ceremony June 13! I didn’t go through all the blood, sweat, tears and sacrifice of university for four years just to have the world blow up ONE DAY before it gets acknowledged!
On another note, has anyone thought of Warren Jeffs? He’s the current leader of the Fundamental Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (or something like that, an offshoot of the Mormon Church anyways). That’s the church doing all the polygamous stuff and marrying off underaged girls that’s been in the news lately. The guy definitely convinced people he was God’s incarnation on earth, and that they’d be damned to eternal suffering if they didn’t do as he told them.
67. Alok - June 8th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Metal Gear Solid 4 confirmed for June 12, 2008!
68. Kreachure - June 8th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Geez, everyone here seems awfully busy next Thursday!
PS. Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
69. goof_ball - June 8th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
cool?
70. The Sarah Fish - June 8th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Not particularly relevant - but Marshall Applewhite attended the same college as I did. The school is Austin College, a liberal arts school located about an hour north of Dallas, TX. It’s a tiny school, with somewhere in the neighborhood of 3000 students. But his name is still on the alumni wall by the honor court fountain, despite the fact that the school made an attempt to removed his records when the whole Heaven’s Gate thing went down. Hell of claim to fame for your school to be able to make.
71. DiscHuker - June 8th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
to those suggesting Jesus, technically speaking, john the baptist was the one that proclaimed him messiah.
john 1:29-30 “The next day he saw Jesus coming to him and said, “Behold, the Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world!
“This is He on behalf of whom I said, ‘After me comes a Man who has a higher rank than I, for He existed before me.’
72. kiwiboi - June 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Tamala; Thank you for the link. Horrendously disturbing. Those malignant slime-balls own that particular constabulary. They should be prosecuted for malicious persecution.
The charges were, of course, dropped. The Crown Prosecution “advice” to the City of London Police, along with interest from civil liberties groups did the trick
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/eng.....416425.stm
73. GG - June 8th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Segue said it best: “No real messiah would preach hate, only love. No real messiah would create division, only union.”
This is the message of Baha’u'llah, Prophet/Founder of the Baha’i Faith. BTW, the Baha’i Faith is not a cult, it is a real religion with over 6 million members globally. It’s officially recognized by the U.N., the United States government, and governments around the world. Watch the videos and decide for yourself. Peace.
74. Adia - June 8th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
No, I can’t possibly do my entire To Do list by next Thursday. At least I’ll be camping at the end of the world. Do you think if I duct tape myself in my tent I’ll live.
75. Steve2 - June 8th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Michael Travesser is a nut case, saw someone mention him earlier.
Also, check out the band “Versus”, they did a song called “My Adiddas” which is a satirical look at the Heaven’s Gate cult.
76. segue - June 8th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Tamala, I also went to the Guardian article you sent a link to for Mom 424. I wasn’t particularly surprised. Sickened, yes.
Back in the very early 90s my children and I lived on the same street as a family who were Scientologists. Their daughter was the same age as my youngest, a daughter also, and the two became friends (this was before I knew the families religious weirdness).
My daughter was then in third grade, and one day I asked the other little girl what grade she was in.
“I don’t go to school”, she said. I assumed she meant she was home-schooled, as she also had twin brothers two years younger. Later that week, when I was collecting my daughter from their house, I asked about the home-schooling.
The mother casually told me “No”, that the girl went to dance school four hours a day, and any “scholastic learning” she was interested in was up to her.
To say I was stunned would be an understatement.
About a month later I was, once again, going down to collect my child for dinner, but as I approached the house I heard raised voices. Two strange men were there, demanding that the man of the house and his wife, come up with $100,000 or they couldn’t get to the next level. The man was crying, he said he had already given them every penny of equity out of the home and also given Scientology all of their savings.
One of the pair of men said, “Well, force your parents to sell their home and give the money to you, then”.
“Okay, I will do my best”, he said.
I could hear them heading for the door, so I hid in the darkened bushes. I waited a few minutes, then knocked. I was shown to the girls room.
“I can make things move with my mind”, she told.
“Oh?” I said, with as little interest as possible.
“Watch the rocking chair! See it rock!”
“Uh, no. Not at all”, I said, grabbed my child and fled.
I forbade my children to have anything at all to do with that family, and I told them why.
I’m glad I did, and in retrospect, so are they.
77. Nejikun - June 8th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
GG: Even though Jesus did preach love, it can’t be denied that he created one heck of a division…
Also, I’m pretty sure that Shoko Asahara of the Aum Supreme Truth is a self appointed Messiah. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong…
78. Nejikun - June 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Segue: Wow… Just wow…
79. travis - June 8th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
the guy at #1 predicted nuclear war for september 2006 too. he obviously has no idea whats going on/http://www.religionnewsblog.com/21597/texas-sect-leader-doomsday-begins-next-thursday-june-12
80. Mark - June 8th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
You opened up a real can of worms…
81. chillipacker - June 8th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
i guess i will hop into my fridge next thursday (sorry if someone has already said that joke)
82. Bibek - June 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
i dont trust that hawkins guy…what a retard……..
uh and btw if it is doodsday i have supplies ready in by bacgpack XD
83. Bibek - June 8th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
uh and if it is “doomsday, i have supplies ready in “my bagpack” XD ***
84. jackit - June 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Segue, you story is “:|”
I too am laughing atthe next thursdayism.
85. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Vera Lynn: thanks, I find you intriguing too(winking smiley)
thursday is my last final but it is as no brainer
superslendiporous list BTW
86. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
it is “a” no brainer and apparently i don’t have one:)
87. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
segue: what a weird story. were you scared?
88. Glowbug - June 8th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Segue - That is PROFOUNDLY disturbing, even for someone who knows how full of crap the whole Scientology scam is. Methinks the Hubbardites were reading from the Book of Mafia “Protection” Rackets as penned by St. Tony of Soprano….
As to the whole “Kiss Yer Butt Goodbye On Thursday” riff, I really hope that’s wrong. My wife and I are going to a book signing by one of our favourite authors that day.
89. WarningDontReadThis - June 8th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Oh no! Not June 12th! I was gonna watch Ironman then. Oh shit.
90. Vera Lynn - June 8th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Yeah all you have to do is take the test. People like me have to grade ALL the tests. I hear the Angels are doing well. They don’t play the Cubs. If you ever want to come see a game….
91. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
yeah they are doing well but they lost today 3 to 7 in 12 innings on a walk off grand slam.
i would love to see a game at historic Wrigley field….
the angels vs cubs in the WS:)
92. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
you better not be a Lakers fan, MPW
93. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
rushfan, im a casual lakers fan. ever since i was young
i live in southern califonia, about an hour from LA
94. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Vera Lynn, do you teach high school?
rushfan, who do you like…..Boston!
95. Vera Lynn - June 8th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
That was a shout out to MPW. Taking the test is easy. Grading is time consuming.
96. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
MPW, I live in the home of the Spurs, so it’s in my blood to hate the lakers.
97. segue - June 8th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
****
#87. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
segue: what a weird story. were you scared?
#88. Glowbug - June 8th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Segue - That is PROFOUNDLY disturbing
****
I was VERY scared. I’d already heard some pretty disturbing rumors about the Scientologists, but this encounter was terrifying in a very real way. My legs felt rubbery all the way home.
This is the first time I’ve told the story since it happened, and I only feel safe telling it now because I live far from where it occurred and I have a different name. So do all the kids.
98. segue - June 8th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Kobe Bryant is my Messiah, and Phil Jackson is my major prophet.
99. revolver0410 - June 8th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Nuts! These guys are totally nuts! I AM Jesus! I kid. Nice list of crazies.
100. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
what’s a major prophet?
101. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
rushfan i dont hate the spurs i am just tired of them always winning:)
102. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I hear ya. Do you like the Pixies? I just watched LoudQuietLoud, a documentary about them. They are the shit. It inspired me to make a badass mix cd of their best jams.
103. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
never heard of em’
104. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
toad the wet sprocket?
105. Vera Lynn - June 8th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I don’t have coverage of all games. Who did they lose to with a walkoff grand slam? It sucks for you, but what a moment!! I wish I got paid if my students got an A.
106. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
they lost to the athletics
107. Vera Lynn - June 8th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Its storming here again. Im not scared. Really I’m not. Tornadoes wreaked havic here last night. Just want some one to know it’s bad. Tornadoes are here. All are hiding. Satellite out. Cable out. Elec out. I lied . I am scared.It’s 10:34 pm here. I have to go down.
108. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Vera, first rooves and now havic? i assume you’re not a spelling teacher? i kid.
109. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
and if your electricity was out…
110. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Vera, why does your name sound familiar?
111. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
how’s the weather in texas
112. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
it’s frickin hot. and vera is a pink floyd song. “does anybody here remember vera lynn…”
113. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
no, thats why i asked silly
114. lost 654 - June 8th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
its a 100 in nyc
115. MPW - June 8th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
nyc has some strange weather
116. CRSN - June 9th, 2008 at 12:52 am
try these:
Sarin gas attack ordered by Shoko Asahara, leader of the Aum Shinrikyo.
Order of the Solar temple/Order of Oriental Templars - Alistar Crowley was the leader.
Scientology - founded by L.Ron Hubbard; it is a cult, i dont care what any one else say’s, if there are scientologist going to comment, dont bother, we know who’s thinking for you - its Tom Cruise, and we dont need our furniture ruined.
Last but not least,Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, i say no more.
117. CRSN - June 9th, 2008 at 12:55 am
ah shit!!!
forgot L.Ron was up there already, oh well, these things happen.
to idiots like me
118. Drogo - June 9th, 2008 at 3:20 am
If my name was Wayne I would change it. I swear, over the years I’ve noticed that many loonytoons have Wayne somewhere in their full name. John Wayne Gacy, Wayne Bent, Koresh is V. Wayne Howell, etc. They talk about some wife beater, or whatever, on the news and the guy has Wayne in his name. Is the name cursed?(haha) - Sorry if I’ve offended anyone named Wayne. There was an infamous murderer who disgraced my first name.
No sense in mowing the lawn if there’s a nuclear war coming on thursday.
119. abhilash warrier - June 9th, 2008 at 4:05 am
This is a very partial list; it has none of the self-proclaimed messiahs from India…
Like Sri Sri Ravishankar (The Art of Living), Jaggi Vasudev (ISHA Foundation), Mata Amritanandamayi and so on…
And what about Osho?
120. DiscHuker - June 9th, 2008 at 5:39 am
drogo: and there was a boxer who disgraced your name and mother russia. but what do you expect going up against the italian stallion.
121. YogiBarrister - June 9th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Vera Lynn. I hope you made it through the storm OK. I have a feeling this summer is going to be deadly, with heat, droughts, floods etc.. So bad in fact that Global Warming deniers like Jamie will sit up and take notice. We need the real Messiah pretty soon. If a real Messiah did come to Earth, what changes, if any, would he or she make?
122. Zorbid - June 9th, 2008 at 8:15 am
I’ll second GG About Baha’u’llah and the Baha’Ì Faith.
I’m not religious myself, but I think that Bahá’ís should not be confused with the scammers depicted here.
They promote sane and moderate social values, don’t ruin their members, and are invested in promoting long term improvement of third world populations life conditions (hence their UN recognition).
123. green - June 9th, 2008 at 8:28 am
I’m sure the spot “Buddha Boy” occupies could have been better filled by someone else.
Who cares if he wants to sit and meditate- when did he call himself messiah?
Maybe you just needed to include more details to explain how he is a self-appointent messiah. It would appear that he is a self-appointed meditator
124. Tamala - June 9th, 2008 at 8:43 am
YogiBarrister do yo see any slimiliarities between some of the people on this list, and Al Gore and his eschatological disciples?
125. Alejandro - June 9th, 2008 at 8:43 am
I would have put Jesus, except that there’s no historical evidence of him existing.
126. rushfan - June 9th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Tamala, I do! I do! And what’s up with BuddahBoy?? Do you know some more about him that would make him appropriate for this list? I love the list, btw.
127. Barack Obama - June 9th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Nice! Thursday is (was) laundry day.
128. romerozombie - June 9th, 2008 at 9:41 am
I can’t WAIT for what Yisrayl comes out with on Friday. I wonder if any of his followers will leave him.
129. green - June 9th, 2008 at 9:44 am
romero-
I’m sure he’s just going to come up with a new Doomsday. And his “followers” are all so deluded in the first place, why would they stop now?
130. Tamala - June 9th, 2008 at 9:59 am
rushfan…. I first heard of the buddha boy around 2 years ago, the last i read he was going to an isolated spot to meditate for 6 years before returning, he may just be a very ordinary boy demonstrating extraordinary feats of endevour, accusations have been rife since the story first broke that it was all a money making scam worked by his brothers,
The police went to check him out at his pit on March 26, 2007
they found him to be healthy and he expressed his wish to be left alone which they followed.
On August 2, 2007 he gave a serom to a crowd of 3000 in southern nepal. He began with the following statement…
“Murder, violence, greed, anger and temptation has made the human world a desperate place. A terrible storm has descended upon the human world, and this is carrying the world towards destruction. There is only one way to save the world and that is through ‘dharma” (religious practice.) When one doesn’t walk the righteous path of religious practice, this desperate world will surely be destroyed.”
I havent read anything about his situation since then.
There are many sites, forums, google groups, etc, following his progress
131. Tamala - June 9th, 2008 at 10:02 am
oOOOops fingers not working!!! that should read “On August 2, 2007 he gave a SERMON”
132. YogiBarrister - June 9th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Tamala, I see no similarities between Al Gore and these people at all. Virtually every scientist in the world is in agreement on the subject. In fact, a much more apt comparison would be to compare the rightwing GW deniers with the followers of these religious cults.
133. segue - June 9th, 2008 at 10:20 am
There have been announced and well trumpeted “doomsdays” for at least 1000 years, maybe longer, maybe some unknown tribes in places no outsider ever found also had doomsday cults.
So far, they have all be false advertising. As will be this one.
It’s a power gimmick; an ego trip. You get a bunch of people to hand over all their worldly goods ( because “it’s harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle”), and await the end. When the end doesn’t come, the good folks are praised. Their sacrifice and prayers have saved the earth, for now, so that more souls can be gathered for God.
So off they go, penniless but proud, waiting until the next time, while the charlatan goes off to fleece a new flock.
Being religious isn’t the problem. Heck, being a practicing member of the church of your choice isn’t the problem.
Being religious without being spiritual is the problem.
The two are not mutually exclusive. Nor are they inextricably intertwined. Given a choice, I choose being spiritual over being religious any day. If more people were, the world would be in much better shape than it currently is.
134. segue - June 9th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Tamala:

I was really enjoying the idea of his giving a serom (I assumed you meant serum) to 3000 folks.
What a nice, life-saving gesture, I thought!
Now I find out it was just a chat. A very good one, perhaps, with lots of good points, and tips on living a spiritual life, but a chat, nonetheless.
Phooey!
135. Tamala - June 9th, 2008 at 10:49 am
segue “Given a choice, I choose being spiritual over being religious any day.” I totally agree, I worked for a time trying to assist people experiencing drug addiction to recover from the chaotic lifestyle, it was explaind to me one day by a guy who had been a heroin user for over 20 years that …”RELIGION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO GO TO HELL, SPIRITUALITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE!!!!!!” I dont think ive ever heard it put better.
YogiBarrister very few people deny GW, whats in doubt are the causes and the solutions which somehow always seem to result in you and i having to spend more money! So as you can tell im somewhat sceptical, but i promise you my friend i could never in a million years be described as right wing!!!!!
This isnt the right list for a debate on global warming, but if you want to compile a list of 10 reasons why you believe it then i can do a list with reasons why im scpetical, and hopefully JFRrater will publish both then we can debate the point, in the meantime i will leave you this link from a US senate report entitled “Over 400 Prominent Scientists Disputed Man-Made Global Warming Claims in 2007: Senate Report Debunks Consensus”
http://epw.senate.gov/public/i.....nateReport
136. Mr.Graves - June 9th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
You have to be careful with reporting accuracy on stuff like this. A ‘messiah’ is a very specific term and terminology that isn’t just applicable to anyone who has followers who happens to be in spiritual power- you really can’t have an ‘anti-god’ or athiestic (or buddhist/agnostic)’ messiah. And even if someone who had those traits claimed to be a messiah, it doesn’t suddenly change the reality of the entymology. Using them as an example is no better than using football rules to referee a basketball game. I’m not saying that to be pedantic- a cult leader is a cult leader, there’s no denying that- but to clarify. People are so cynical and ignorant they want to slap labels on anyone who remotely resembles these things. Read through the examples other people in the comments are giving, for example. Most of them don’t fit.
Another thing is slapping on the ‘doomsday cult’ label on anyone who claims the end of the world. That’s bunk. You hear a leader claim the end of the world is coming, and automatically call them a doomsday cult. It doesn’t work like that.
Calling the end of the world is a psychological control technique- the leader says the world will end on X date- and the news only reports that. What you miss is they tell their followers ‘but if I go and pray to God for the next few days, I can ask him to forgive us and spare us’ So when the world doesn’t end, his happy sheep are even more convinced their great leader can really talk to God.
I’m not religious, but I do believe in fairness of knowledge. For some really interesting stuff on cults, read up on the books written about the legal status of the organizations and what in the legal system is defined to be a cult and what isn’t. Agree with it or not, there are specific reasons why Islam and Christianity and Buddhism are not considered cults, defined by psychologists who study the processes and used as legal benchmarks in court.
137. Pete - June 9th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
You forgot Shoko Asahara of the Aum Shinrikyo (now known as Aleph). A real nutcase!
138. segue - June 9th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
#136. Mr.Graves - June 9th, 2008 at 12:51 pm, who sounds mysteriously like Randall on sedatives, prattled at length about messiahs and cults, finally landing on doomsday cults.
Yisrayl “Buffalo Bill” Hawkins, at #1, calls his own prediction Doomsday, and says, further, ‘Nuclear war will begin next Thursday, June 12 2008, or sooner, according to the latest prediction of self-proclaimed prophet Yisrayl “Buffalo Bill” Hawkins, the founder of a religious sect in Abilene, Texas. “It could be turned loose before then” Hawkins told 20/20 for a report to be broadcast tonight. “You’re going to see this very soon, really soon” he said. Hundreds of truck trailers have been loaded with food and water on the group’s 44-acre compound, in preparation for the coming war.’
139. Crimanon - June 9th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
44 acres? And he calls himself a Messiah. 44 acres isn’t even a good shooting range!
140. Crimanon - June 9th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
June 11: Garfields birthday!!! …http://news.yahoo.com/comics/uclickcomics/20080609/cx_ga_uc/ga20080609…
141. kiwiboi - June 9th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
44 acres? And he calls himself a Messiah.
Crimanon - if I ran into Tom Cruise I’d happily give him a couple of ache(ers)
142. Davo - June 9th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
it is funny how everyone thinks the above guys are wackos (and they’re right) but are willing to believe jesus existed and actually was the Son of god. Strange.
143. Crimanon - June 9th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Kiwi: Forget the land, I’d give him some water balloons just to defend himself. It’s been awhile since I saw a good extremist water fight!
Oh and correction, Garfields B-day is the 12. I seem fixated on the number eleven today.
Davo: We can’t prove that Jesus wasn’t, but we can prove that these guys Aren’t. Oenologistically speaking.
144. Vera Lynn - June 9th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
“The knife in the back scraped a few ribs but it missed the lung.” I type in the dark and keyboarding is not my forte. Please excuse any and all typos (past, present, and future)fellow denizons of Listverse. I thank you in advance for your understanding. I enjoy the camaraderie, the debates, and the very engaging, interesting info. But comments that are designed to demean or hurt aren’t appreciated. Especially when they carry a “just kidding” at the end. Shows people what a black heart the writer has. You fool no one.
145. AxisBoldAsLove - June 9th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
overreact much?
146. segue - June 9th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
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#100. rushfan - June 8th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
what’s a major prophet?
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Drat! Two of my responses didn’t go through. And this answer was funny, too.
But the real answer would depend on your religious background. If you’re Christian, then John the Baptist would qualify. I don’t know your religion. So I can’t tell you who would be a major prophet for you.
147. Vera Lynn - June 9th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
AxisBoldAsLove If i were lesser, I would point out your error. However I get what you mean. I am not like others. Simple errors are human. We all do them. Am I sensitive? Perhaps, but you do not know my history. Be well.
148. Hobbes - June 9th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I thought the Maitreya was supposed to be female? Not an egotistical douche.
149. Mr.Graves - June 9th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
I’m not sure who Randall or Segue are, or what they have to do with me. My commentary came only because I have always been fascinated with cults and I read an amazing book written by a woman who ended up working for the U.S government (I apologize for not remembering her name, this was years ago) travelling the country and analyzing group structures to determine whether laws applicable to cult status could be applied to current crimes commited by groups and what defined the cult.
What Segue says after has no connection to what I said, honestly, and I don’t understand it. Confusing but no worries, the world is a big place.
One of the key things I remember about the book, as it was based in a lot of legal status and defining structures of hierarchy, is how it could define the difference between a cult, and say, the U.S. Marine corp authority structure, or the structure of major world religions. I have no idea why Segue connected my previous comment to theirs. No worries though!
150. Drogo - June 10th, 2008 at 2:53 am
@ DiscHuker: That was Drago, I looked it up on the IMDB. Of course I could be mistaken for Dolph Lundgren,,, by a senile, half blind, schizoid, LSD user.
151. Momotsuki - June 10th, 2008 at 3:22 am
I have an exam on the 12th of June… to continue studying or not…
152. jfrater - June 10th, 2008 at 4:27 am
Momotsuki: while I would prefer you stay on the site reading lists and comments, I feel obliged to tell you that you should study! You will feel much happier reading the lists once you have all your obligations behind you
153. Meiz - June 10th, 2008 at 5:37 am
All men! After being God himself at the family, men always want to have more n more power.. :d
154. segue - June 10th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Mr. Graves: I apologize if I confused you with Randall (long, boring story…you don’t want to know), but what I said after does, indeed, connect to what you said.
Did you read through all of the articles and all of the posts before commenting? You sound quite intelligent, but your commentary seems to have some holes in it if you’ve read every word of the articles and posts (a not uncommon thing, if one come into a particular List late and so scans, rather than reads…MPW can tell you I am capable of THAT sin myself!).
The book you mention would be of enormous interest to me, having lived my adolescence during the 60’s in Hollywood, CA. Did the book mention the Tony & Susan Alano Foundation? They were the very definition of a cult, and attempted to recruit me more than once, as did Manson, as did the Hari Khrishna’s and the Scientologists (they took me years to get rid of and then when I finally did, the story I related in a post above happened).
I also lived next door ( during the late 80’s - 91) to a Santeria high priest.
So, Mr. Graves, you see, though I have no formal education in “cults” I do have some personal experience, and research is one of my passions.
Please, if you can remember ANY part of the book title, or the author’s name, let me know. I’ll get a copy and can then have an intelligent conversation with you about the subject.
segue
155. ingo - June 10th, 2008 at 10:50 am
crazy what a bit of charisma can get you. that and just 2 days till nuclear distruction
156. Mr.Graves - June 10th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Well, I can try to help. The book was in paperback by the mid to late 90’s, it was written by a woman (which is useful because the majority of books on the subject are male dominated) and the back of the book distinctly outlines entering the legal ramifications of cult status- one of the things I remember specifically is that it mentions how the author was a key witness for several federal prosecution cases over many years in defining whether cult involvement was applicable to the case being tried. It was definately written in the U.S. and had some very high profile cases from the late 80’s to mid-90’s that she had testified in.
About the comment of the ‘end of the world’ prediction from the last guy, maybe how it was really believed because they were stickpiling and such, if you look into the case- the same guy has predicted the end of the world twice already in the past, with the same stockpiling and all that junk. It’s nothing new or even newsworthy. Just more media-hype.
Reading over 154 again, I would say almost I’m 90% sure the book mentions the Alano foundation, more than once. But it’s been a while, and I’m really really horrible with names rather than concepts and definitions.
157. Cedestra - June 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
We need to all go to my list about Post-Modern religions, look at Last Thursdayism, and say, “Yeah, they WERE right”.
Very nice list.
158. spinks - June 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I think there must be something fundamentally wrong with the hard-wiring of the brain of anybody who wants that kinds of power and leadership.
And that’s just when it comes to your average politian.
159. dann - June 11th, 2008 at 1:48 am
tomorrow??! hahaha
160. Drogo - June 11th, 2008 at 3:44 am
With my luck, a truck will backfire on thursday, and I’ll jump out of my skin. (haha)
Just what did the guy mean by “thursday”? When, or what time? In New Zealand, Thursday starts 14 or 15 hours before it starts in my time zone. I thought of that back in the Y2K days.
161. astraya - June 11th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
It’s already 12 June in Korea, and I can report that nuclear war hasn’t broken out here (so far). I’m about 50 km from North Korea, too, though the biggest contention here at the moment is about imports of beef from the USA.
162. segue - June 11th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
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astraya - It’s already 12 June in Korea, and I can report that nuclear war hasn’t broken out here (so far).
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Well, am I ever relieved! My Neurologist has warned me to avoid radiation, even x-ray’s and sunlight (as much as possible), so nuclear war would be VERY bad for me.
163. Tamala - June 12th, 2008 at 2:00 am
10:00 here in the UK and all is quiet, what do you have for breakfast on the last day of civilisation???? hmmmmmm
164. Spart - June 12th, 2008 at 4:08 am
Sathya Sai Baba
Nutty Indian guru/messiah who claims to have 6 million followers.
165. astraya - June 12th, 2008 at 5:51 am
Mid-evening in Korea and still no war here. How’s everyone else doing?
BTW the unification church still exists, but is much less active than it was in its heyday. Moon is now well into his 80s.
166. green - June 12th, 2008 at 6:09 am
9 am eastern standard time in the US. Good thing I decided to come in to work today despite the threat of nuclear war!
167. segue - June 12th, 2008 at 9:59 am
9:58 a.m. pst in on the west coast of the US and nary a nuclear bomb.
168. razor - June 12th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
OMG ITS JUNE 12. 2008! Wait… Wheres the nuclear war?… Crazy dumbass…
169. astraya - June 12th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Friday the 13th in Korea!
170. Aaron - June 12th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
According to my clock, our doomday-sayer has about and hour and a half left for their to be a nuclear war, though I guess in Texas, he has two and a half hours.
171. Drogo - June 12th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
OMG, The horror, the horror! Oh, The humanity! There’s, there’s smoke, tons of smoke, and, and an eerie glow coming from the city! … Oh, Wait… Never mind…. my mistake…. It’s just Pittsburgh.
*My apologies to the city of Pittsburgh PA. for this lousy joke that is at least 50 years out-of-date anyhow.*
172. dhily - June 12th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
a nuclear war??? OMG!!!! hahahaha… the only ‘nuclear war’ happened dat day was between me n the toilet dude!
173. Rocknopera - June 13th, 2008 at 6:11 am
GASP! JUNE 12th! That was yesterday! I don’t have much time!
174. Mark - June 13th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Hey, where’s the nuclear war?
175. segue - June 13th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Mark, if someone held the war, no one came.
176. MPW - June 13th, 2008 at 10:29 am
is everybody okay.
it was hard to sleep last night with all those bomb blasts and those thick russian accents outside my door
177. rushfan - June 13th, 2008 at 10:39 am
i spent the night in my fall out shelter
178. MPW - June 13th, 2008 at 10:44 am
i slept on my couch:)
179. Aaron - June 13th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I hope Mr.Hawkins kept the receipts for the trucks and supplies!
180. segue - June 13th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
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#177. rushfan
i spent the night in my fall out shelter
#178. MPW
i slept on my couch:)
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I slept as I always do, attached to my BiPAP and oxygen concentrator. At least, if Buffalo Bill had been right, I’d have had a good nights sleep.
181. MPW - June 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
i always sleep on the couch and im not even married and im too long for it.
182. segue - June 13th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
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#181. MPW
i always sleep on the couch and im not even married and im too long for it.
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You know I have to ask, Michael.
Why, do you sleep on the too short couch? Every night?
183. MPW - June 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
segue,because i cant afford a bed or a bigger couch
184. segue - June 13th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I suppose I should have figured that one out for my self.

185. segue - June 13th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
jfrater, did I understand someone to say you’re Australian?
186. MPW - June 13th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
i believe he is from New Zealand
187. Jennie - June 13th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Guess that whole bomb thing didn’t work to well. Why do they put nut jobs on TV?
188. segue - June 13th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
jfrater: I tried to post and got this!
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189. MPW - June 13th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
all of tv is full of nut jobs
190. mike - June 16th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Why isn’t Barack Obama on the list?
191. CRSN - June 16th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Mike - Becuase he falls in to the category of “Self appointed wanker”
192. nelson - June 21st, 2008 at 7:09 pm
why isn’t jesus on the list?
193. Ana Thai - June 30th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Concerning the propaganda of Jose De Jesus Miranda:
read this
194. Egg - August 12th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I vaguely remember reading about how the next Buddha, according to Mahayana Buddhism, would have arms that reached his knees, have naturally large earlobes, yellowish skin and… what colour… I think either violet or green eyes. I wonder if Hubbard secretly looked like this in between his suits and lady garments?
195. evenuscinatus - August 26th, 2008 at 10:23 am
In regards to 194;
Some of the signs of the Buddha are:
-fleshly protuberance on top of head.
-set of forty teeth!
-taste buds that make all food taste pleasant.
-cause no birth pain to his mother.
-Obtain enlightenment at the Maha-Bodhi site in Bodhigaya, India. All Buddhas past, future are linked to that site.
-other signs exist; type “108 signs of the Buddha” in search engine.
I think #10 Buddha Boy is a previous incarnation of the next
Buddha, Meitraya. The Buddha Boy will be born in a later incarnation as a Buddha, if not actually the next Buddha in line, the Meitraya Buddha. Maybe the Buddha Boy is the pre-carnation of the 692nd Buddha scheduled to be born in the future;-)