Top 10 Sports You Won’t See At The Olympics
Published on August 5, 2008 - 158 Comments
Our previous list dealt with the ancient olympics - this one deals with events you won’t see at any olympics. It is well known that there are some events now included in the summer olympics that seem to be odd sports, but none are as odd as these.
Pigeon racing is a sport involving the release of specially trained racing pigeons, which then return to their homes over a carefully measured distance. The time it takes the animal to cover the specified distance is measured and the animals’ rate of travel is calculated and compared with all of the other pigeons in the race to determine which animal returned at the highest rate of speed.
Barefoot water skiing originated in Cypress Gardens, Florida. Dick Pope Jr., on March 6, 1947, was the first recorded person to ever barefoot, though some believe the first person to do it was A. G. Hancock. By 1950, the first barefoot competition was held in Cypress Gardens. Throughout the 1950s, many other start techniques were invented including the two-ski jump out, the beach start and the deep water start. By 1961, a whole new aspect of the sport, backwards bare-footing, was added by Randy Rabe by stepping off a trick ski backwards

Underwater hockey (now officially called Aquachallenge) is a non-contact sport in which two teams compete to maneuver a puck across the bottom of a swimming pool into goals. Players wear a diving mask, fins and a snorkel for play. Safety gear includes a water polo style cap, a mouthguard, and a glove for the playing hand (to protect against pool-bottom abrasion and, in some designs, knuckle protection against puck impact). Because current rules permit a player to switch the stick between hands mid-play, players may choose to wear a protective glove on both hands.

Freestyle skydiving is a competitive skydiving discipline where one member of a two-person team performs acrobatic maneuvers in free fall while the other one films the performance from a close distance using a helmet mounted camera.
Freestyle was first performed by Deanna Kent and others for her husband Norman Kent’s 1989 film “From Wings Came Flight”. It became a competitive skydiving discipline in the early 1990’s and became an official FAI sport in 1996.
Skysurfing is a type of skydiving in which the skydiver wears a board attached to his or her feet and performs surfing-style aerobatics during free-fall.
The boards used are generally smaller than actual surfboards, and look more like snowboards or large skateboards. The attachment to the feet is normally made removable, so that if the skydiver loses control or has difficulty opening their parachute, the board can be jettisoned.
Skysurfing is a distinct skill requiring considerable practice. The simplest skysurfing technique is to stand upright on the board during free fall, and tilt the nose of the board down to generate forward movement. However even this basic technique is a balancing act which experienced skydivers find tricky to learn.

Speedcubing (also known as speedsolving, speed cubing or speed-cubing) is the activity of solving a Rubik’s Cube or related puzzle as quickly as possible. Here, solving is defined as performing a series of moves that transforms an incomplete cube into a state where each of the cube’s six faces is one single, solid color.
Regular cubes are sold commercially in variations of 2×2x2, 3×3x3, 4×4x4, and 5×5x5. Variations of the puzzle have been designed with as many as 11 layers, but the largest denomination cube that has been physically produced is a 7×7x7. The current world record for a single solve of the 3×3x3 stands at 7.08 seconds, set by Erik Akkersdijk at the Czech Open on July 12-13, 2008.
Competitive eating is an event wherein participants consume large quantities of food in a short time period, typically 15 minutes or less, and the eater of the most food receives a prize. The type of food varies, although contests are primarily focused on fast foods or desserts. Items are almost always a single type of food, such as hot dogs, pie, or mayonnaise, among many others. Competitive eating is most popular in the USA and Japan. Competitive eaters are sometimes known as “gurgitators.”
Lawn mower racing is a form of motorsport in which competitors race modified lawn mowers, usually of the ride-on or self-propelled variety. Original mower engines are retained, but blades are removed for safety. The sport attracts all ages, and is usually entered into in a spirit of fun rather than extreme competitiveness, though many do take it quite seriously.
Belt sanders were one of the first power tools used in the growing field of power tool drag racing wherein a pair of stock or modified belt sanders are placed in parallel wooden channels and fitted with long extension cords. Each heat begins when a common switch or individual switches triggered by the racers energizes them, causing the sanders to race towards the end of the track spitting wood dust along the way. Stock sanders race down a 50′ long track, while modified sanders race on a 75′ long track.
Dwarf tossing is a bar attraction in which dwarfs wearing special padded clothing or Velcro costumes are thrown onto mattresses or at Velcro-coated walls. Participants compete to throw the dwarf the farthest. The term “dwarf throwing” is sometimes used. This “sport” has been banned in numerous places.
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1. Natalie - August 6th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Great list! =D Did you know that there is actually a sport involving running a race whilst carrying your wife? Mm, strange…
2. jfrater - August 6th, 2008 at 3:04 am
Natalie: after a year of writing lists on this site - nothing surprises me anymore
3. ChiangMasta - August 6th, 2008 at 3:06 am
thumbs up for speedcubing!!
4. SarahJ - August 6th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Nice list. I do think gumboot tossing would sit well on this one
5. Tempyra - August 6th, 2008 at 3:27 am
Item number 1 is just silly…
Lawnmower racing, freestyle skydiving, sky surfing and bare foot water skiing look like fun though
6. jfrater - August 6th, 2008 at 3:52 am
I think it is a great list too! But I have to say - there is not one thing on this list I would participate in!
7. storm_shadow - August 6th, 2008 at 3:59 am
Ha ha, some of those are so random! The only one I’ve done is barefoot skiing - I wasn’t very good at it though! Sky surfing would be awesome.
8. rushfan - August 6th, 2008 at 4:23 am
Good list. Nothing on the list I would partake in either. Kobayashi, the competative eater pictured, seems like a cool guy, I’ve seen him on TV. They showed him in “training” and it was insane what he could eat. Also, just the thought of skydiving scares me, even though I’m not afraid of heights, just afraid of falls.
9. Rusty - August 6th, 2008 at 4:24 am
We have a propensity for boredom - stimulus hunger is a mighty inventor.
Personally I like the move to strap on wings for skydiving. There is a prototype in NZ and Yves Rossy, a Swiss guy has a wing with four model jet engines on it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO4ruO8pnEY
I think throwing the vertically challenged is a bit off - unless they get bored more than others. Better to throw teenagers - they are really boring.
10. Tempyra - August 6th, 2008 at 4:30 am
C’mon racing pigeons isn’t scary or gross or anything. The birds do all the flying. Why isn’t anyone saying they’d try that?
Hey Rusty, did you see the jetpack featured in the NY Times recently? Built by a Kiwi in his backyard.
Linky
11. stewart - August 6th, 2008 at 4:38 am
Number one looks like a whole lot of fun albeit demeaning on some level.
Number two is just insane. I would love to be able to compete in that with a modified sander. Could do all sorts of things like use special sandpaper for less friction but good traction. Super light weight motors with higher wattages. Aerofoil to provide traction. Ultra thin power cord to minimize drag. Hidden compartment of helium to lighten the overall mass. Racing stripes!
12. Rusty - August 6th, 2008 at 4:44 am
Yeah, they featured it at the Oskosh airshow! Bit dubious about it though. I bet they have lots of stability issues to iron out and a lot of safety ones. Someone will die!
It is a holy grail in flying.
Ever since the Bell flying pack there have been many attempts. Some ended in court cases, mysterious deaths and thefts.
Interesting that someone could spend 27 years developing it in secret. They have some top people involved including some of the Britten team that made the world’s fastest motorcycle (in a shed too!). But a ducted fan is not a very efficient thruster, and when you have an engine problem it is not going to glide. Hope they have a good projectile parachute system. He hopes to do an altitude test later this year…
13. Val - August 6th, 2008 at 4:47 am
Competitive eating can’t be very healthy for anyone, can it? =\
Speed cubing and lawn mower racing, though? Sweet! haha
14. Peri - August 6th, 2008 at 5:01 am
I’ve heard of every single one of these except #2. I actually participated in a speed-cubing event (though it wasn’t called that way back when). I came in fifth at just under three minutes. My prize? A Rubik’s Cube!
15. Tempyra - August 6th, 2008 at 5:13 am
Hmm… I didn’t think you could get 4 x 4 Rubik’s cubes? Reason being that if it’s 4 x 4 then there is no centrepiece for the others to rotate around.
I bought my brother a 5 x 5 one for his birthday but I haven’t had much of a chance to work out how to solve that one. Haven’t had a go at a 7 x 7 one yet either.
16. HandyMan - August 6th, 2008 at 5:43 am
Natalie- your right, and the wife is strapped to the husbands back, upside down.
Is bowling a sport?? cause im not sure it is
17. Saffa - August 6th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Did you know the richest pigeon race in the world has a total of US$1.3m in prize money with first place getting around US$200K?
That’s serious money! Can’t see the world champion Dwarf Tosser getting anything close to that
Also those champion pigeons can be sold for over US$150K, quite a lot to pay to run the chance of a falcon munching on your bird during a race. PS: I hate pigeons…rats with wings imo.
18. Elsa - August 6th, 2008 at 5:52 am
Funny list.great timing.thanks
19. WildBandit - August 6th, 2008 at 5:59 am
So now you’re blocking your images from RSS Readers? What’s the point of allowing full post RSS feeds then?
20. pankhudi - August 6th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Interesting list. Isn’t there any competition like husband - carrying race? It would be a treat to watch, wouldn’t it?

21. ringtailroxy - August 6th, 2008 at 6:15 am
what? no Canine Freestyle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
rtr
22. Tempyra - August 6th, 2008 at 6:19 am
WildBandit: I have pictures in my feed reader…
23. Annunnakike - August 6th, 2008 at 6:24 am
No Bog Snorkling (eeeeeeewwwwwww!)?? They have competitions for that in places like Ireland, England, … Well, places where they have bogs
24. Z-rex - August 6th, 2008 at 6:24 am
I would love to see speedcubing and lawn mower racing in the Olympics.
Heck, I’d love to see that anywhere. Maybe in a few years on ESPN13.
25. Annunnakike - August 6th, 2008 at 6:27 am
Oh yeah: what about the cheese roll?? Heehee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_roll
26. Annunnakike - August 6th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Oops, just posted the wrong link! it should be this one: http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/
27. WildBandit - August 6th, 2008 at 6:41 am
Yup, images are back now. Odd.
28. robneiderman - August 6th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Why use snorkels for underwater hockey? Unless they’re really LONG snorkels that reach all the way to the surface.
29. kowzilla - August 6th, 2008 at 6:44 am
HandyMan (#16)
As to bowling, its not a sport its a game.
The way to tell the difference between a sport and a game is very simple. I am a 19-year-old, (semi)athletic guy. Anything that my 71 year old grandfather can beat me at is a game.
Also, I remember learning about sky surfing at an early age. My teacher: Tommy, the White Ranger. AT the beginning of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie they all go skydiving. Tommy, being the leader, takes it a step further and goes sky-surfing. And trust me, it was all kinds of awesome.
30. Ghidoran - August 6th, 2008 at 6:44 am
Dwarf tossing! Hah!
Anyway, cool(and weird) list. The things that people do. *sigh*
31. Scar - August 6th, 2008 at 6:53 am
I think the reason sports like these will never hit the olympics, is because the olympics is meant to show athletic skill, and physical fitness, most of these listed sports don’t really include any physical activity on the participants part.
32. Brickhouse - August 6th, 2008 at 6:54 am
I was thinking refrigerator racing would be great for this list. Part of the Strongman competitions, I believe. I remember some years ago watching these men strap refrigerators to their backs and race to the finish (very slowly…) - and I recall one of them breaking their leg doing it. This was followed by truck pulling and such. Those are such dumb contests. And yet, I still watched them.
I tried to find a link for the refrigerator race, but I didn’t. Here’s one for the truck pull. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am28mc-v8Bk
33. Brickhouse - August 6th, 2008 at 6:57 am
PS. Loved this list! Dwarf Tossing wouldn’t be easy… And look at the poor guy’s face! Must’ve been a ride for those being tossed.
34. sgvaibhav - August 6th, 2008 at 7:14 am
We get lots of knowledge of Olympics from this list and the previous list(s).
So cool
I like lawn mover racing,
pigeon racing, and everything else, except #5, #2 and even #1
#1 would be very disturbing to see, they can use dwarf dummies instead.
35. Ravyn - August 6th, 2008 at 7:48 am
All I can say is that I am looking forward to this years Tractor Pull.
36. segue - August 6th, 2008 at 8:05 am
I want to try the underwater hockey! It’s pretty much like a game we played almost daily growing up…until the water just got too cold each year, and without the snorkle equipment.
Of course, I’m too old to compete now, but for something like this, I’d be willing to give it a go anyway!
37. frank - August 6th, 2008 at 8:15 am
that japanese dude shouldn’t be up there for eating contest… Joey Chestnut beat him.
38. Callie - August 6th, 2008 at 8:26 am
There’s a sport (the name escapes me right now) that has people playing basketball whilst bouncing on trampolines. I came across it channel-surfing one day and I’ve only seen it once since then, but man that was fun to watch.
39. jhm - August 6th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Those would all be great additions.
40. JB - August 6th, 2008 at 8:31 am
nice list
and funny (exept nº1. I don’t want to be in the dwarf skin)
What about Mindball?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv93rfirYfo
Is a real telekinetic competition.
Few days ago I also heard about Underwater Rugby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK0BWli4qe8
I want to try out Lawn Mower Racing it seems really funny.
41. Tom Wang - August 6th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Frank: yeah whats up with that? Chestnut beat him twice.
‘U-S-A U-S-A …’
Competitive eating has to be one of those sports where it’s especially bad to come in second. No recognition and they all probably get the worst binge eating related illnesses if they don’t toss it up first, Gross.
42. B_Rad - August 6th, 2008 at 8:49 am
What about jigglyball? It involves a player standing inside a circle and having tennis balls thrown at him or her by the other players. Anybody who catches a rebound moves up to the death line for a closer throw.
43. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Natalie (1) That was on another list. Jfrater, you don’t remember?
Competitive Eating: Mayonnaise? Oh that is just gross?
Rubik’s cube discussion continues here from the Kiss list…too funny.
44. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Speaking of Competitive Eating, (Tom Wang 41) does anyone else remember that scene from “Stand By Me” (from the Stephen King story “The Body”)where the kid is in the pie eating contest and makes himself vomit on purpose. Great revenge move!
45. rushfan - August 6th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Isn’t an eating contest really just the beginning of a shitting contest?
46. Randall - August 6th, 2008 at 9:33 am
rushfan:
“Isn’t an eating contest really just the beginning of a shitting contest?”
At heart, you really are a philosopher, aren’t you lady?
47. Yun - August 6th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Dwarf tossing seems like one of those activities that’s infinitely more fun to talk about than to watch or participate in (and I don’t mean that in a “poor midget” sense, as they’re grown adults and should be allowed to decide for themselves whether they allow themselves to be tossed.)
It seems like it’d be a bit of a letdown as a spectacle, but the phrase “Dwarf Tossing” is just plain fun to say.
48. rushfan - August 6th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Thanks! But I think it was originally the work of the modern-day deep thinker Demiti Martin.
49. MackZ - August 6th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Competitive eating is disgusting.
50. MackZ - August 6th, 2008 at 10:06 am
And touche B_Rad…
51. B_Rad - August 6th, 2008 at 10:21 am
According to Gimli, nobody tosses a dwarf!
52. antlyon - August 6th, 2008 at 10:28 am
How about cup stacking, it’s big here in little ol’ Laurel Delaware.
http://media.www.udreview.com/.....2825.shtml
53. Cedestra - August 6th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Kobayashi is out of the race, last I heard. He had damaged himself and was taking time out.
The wife-carrying was listed on another list, I believe.
Is broomball in the Olympics?
54. B_Rad - August 6th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Toe or Finger? Ankles? Find the Saltine? Who doesn’t love a good game of Find the Saltine?
55. sdggrant - August 6th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Funny list!
56. JayArr - August 6th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Ah yes… I remember my first underwater beebee stacking competition like it was yesteryear. I came in second place behind the guy who could stack dwarves.
57. Callie - August 6th, 2008 at 11:05 am
antlyon I grew up in Hockessin. Cup stack was second only to hanging out at the WaWa on summer nights.
I hightailed it out of Delaware ASAP
58. JayArr - August 6th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Bowling IS indeed a sport - many games are taken to the level of sports (anyone for a game of football?) when you begin organizing them, following rules, adding disciplines and techniques, etc… If you don’t believe me, check out:
http://findarticles.com/p/arti.....i_88575252
59. Mom424 - August 6th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Wonderful list Geraint! I think the belt sander races are too cool. More power anyone?
I think puddle-jumping would be a worthy addition. Snowmobiles, very fast snowmobiles, roaring across open water. Cranes on stand-by; lose momentum and you sink.
Cedestra: Broomball is a great sport. It is played on ice, without skates but wearing running shoes with soft suction-cuppy soles. You use a broom with the bristles cut off near the metal wire strapping and dipped in rubber. Beat that ball, other players legs, arms, whatever gets in the way. Similar to hockey, lots of fun.
60. JayArr - August 6th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Hmm… my last response did not show up… did it go to arbitration or something? Had a link to the site that supported my statement…
Oh well, my statement was essentially this:
Yes, bowling is a sport. It’s organized much like many other sports, involves rules, disciplines, techniques, is organized, etc. etc. Don’t believe it? Check online…
61. Kreachure - August 6th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Cool list, very wacky “sports”
But, there are several sports which are much more conventional and you won’t see at the Olympics (and I sort of expected these to be in the list instead of all those crazy sports):
- Golf
- Cricket
- Squash
- Karate
- Bowling (to the haters: Bowling is recognized as an Olympic sport but not played at the Olympics either.)
- Anything with a motor (motorcycling, boating, etc.)
62. Callie - August 6th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
…motorboating?
I’m sorry…I’m inappropriate
63. B_Rad - August 6th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Motorboating FTW! Callie, I just fell a little bit in love with you too.
64. goof_ball - August 6th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
hahaha good list! =D
65. Callie - August 6th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
why b_Rad…you son of a bitch.
(A motorboating son of a bitch, of course)
66. Csimmons - August 6th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
great list! I love dwarf tossing! its america’s passtime!
67. B_Rad - August 6th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I almost numchucked you, you don’t even realize!
68. B_Rad - August 6th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
oops…*nuNchucked*
69. kat87 - August 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Great List! I myself am a speedcuber, but i think i might just give it up to pursue dwarf tossing ahaha
70. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
B_Rad I like numchucked. Gonna use that one,too. So many ways I can think to use that, so many meanings. Beautiful. Thank you!
71. nikki - August 6th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
There are lawnmower races a little ways from my house. and what about donkey basketball?
72. SlickWilly - August 6th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
It’s times like these that make me ask, does nobody remember Slam Ball?
73. stlouisrams81 - August 6th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I wish I was a speedcuber, im not quite fast enough. I can solve the 3×3 in 40 seconds.
74. Callie - August 6th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Vera:
As long as you don’t use it retarted-ly…
75. Kreachure - August 6th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
1) I meant motorboating, of course. Are you all making fun of me?
2) What the hell’s “nunchucking”??
76. B_Rad - August 6th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I am a motorboatin son of a bitch! I would win the gold medal fa sho, fa sho, I’m gettin that fa sho!
77. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Callie: That was the funniest thing. I keep bringing it up. Do you remember which list that was from otiginally?
Kreachure: Nunchucks are an Asian fighting tool, mostly illegal here in the states.
78. Kreachure - August 6th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Vera Lynn: Yes, I know what nunchaku are, what I don’t get is what does it have to do with what’s being said here!
79. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Make that “originally”
80. segue - August 6th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
****
40. JB
Few days ago I also heard about Underwater Rugby
****
I watched the video. That resembled Rugby as much as hip-hop resembles Ballet!
sheeeeesh.
Rugby is a *sport*, not some namby-pamby water game.
Lawn Mower racing, on the other hand…
81. Callie - August 6th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Vera-
it’s either fantasy worlds or kisses. I forget. But it was just super.
And Kreachure-
We’re quoting Wedding Crashers. The movie.
82. Kreachure - August 6th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Callie: Thanks for the explanation. Ha… ha?
83. k1w1taxi - August 6th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Eating contests reminds me of an article on the radio here recently where the reporter followed and profiled one of the champions, may have even been Kobayashi). They went into some sort of all you can eat Sushi restaurant because it was lunchtime, nothing special, and practically cleaned the place out. Apparently the look on the staff faces was priceless.
Cheers
Lee
84. sarahenity - August 6th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Eating contests just reminds me of ‘Stand By Me’… and that makes me feel kinda sick.
85. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
sarahenity (84) I brought that up (#44). Glad there are 2 of us that remembered that. Thanks for the validation!!
86. MPW - August 6th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
What kind of self-respecting dwarf would subject himself to being tossed around for sport?
A damn fine dwarf IMO!
great list, I would attempt any one of these except the skydiving sports.
87. HexenBexen - August 6th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Damn, remember when you could go to a dwarf-tossing competition…and you could smoke?
88. MPW - August 6th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
It’s funny how the best competitive eaters are always so tiny. Like Kobayashi(sp?).
89. jfrater - August 6th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
HexenBexen: ah! The good old days
90. jfrater - August 6th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
MPW: dare I say that perhaps the fat competitors are slowed down by enjoyment?
91. CRSN - August 6th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Cool list, a little off par for e though, the only game i could think of adding would be Australian Football (AFL)
92. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
HexenBexen (87)
Jfrater (89)
Smoke in public? Those were the good ole days. Playin’. I finished a pack and just never bought more. I can take it or leave it. It’s been years. Can I pick up a smoke and enjoy it? Sure. But then want to have more? Not so much. My friends who are professional smokers don’t get it.
93. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
MPW (88) Most of the competitors aren’t fat, amazingly.
Hi BTW.
94. jfrater - August 6th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Vera - every time I quit - all it took was one smoke to start me back. I have just given up giving up now - with the realization that it is worse to spend my life trying to quit a habit because others don’t like it when actually, I quite enjoy it! So now I smoke freely and often.
95. CRSN - August 6th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
jfrater - poeple used to hassle me about it too, whether it be green or brown, i always used to say to the “why feel guilty about something that i enjoy”
we evolved as cavemen in smoky caves and we still evolved to what we are today, so whats a bit of smoke going to do, anything in excess is obviosly going to effect you in one way or another but to (which we covered so many time in here) push your beleifs on other people, especially when it comes to smoking a ciggarette, i mean really, whos being the fucking nuisance then?
96. jfrater - August 6th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
CRSN: quite right!
97. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Jfrater (94) I never smoked a lot. 6 or so a day. But when I started choking on each one? I started thinking. Who will take care of my boys that I fought so hard for? Do I want them with my ex? No. So I stopped. Even tho I was recreational, they need me to take care of them. I am their mother. He ( their father) is mentally ill. I love them more than I liked smoking. One was important; one was self destructive. Esp if I didn’t really NEED one; just WANTED one. No addiction. I am no one’s hero.
98. Vera Lynn - August 6th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Jfrater BTW I feel honored when you respond to me personally.
99. CRSN - August 6th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Vera - here here, when something like your own children come into a situation like that, you have to think of the people around you that you support, not by paying for things or cooking dinner or any of that but by BEING there for the moral support.
when someone is gone, until that day, you really dont know how much they have impacted on your life and who you really are
100. jfrater - August 6th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Vera: hehe - that is nice to hear - thanks
101. Jill W. - August 6th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
I wish the Olympics (not just Quad Olympics) would host a Murderball competition. Quad Rugby is insanely awesome.
Good list!
102. MPW - August 6th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I don’t smoke(used to)although I always accompany a friend when they go out for a smoke
Perhaps the hefty folks can’t eat competitively because of the enormity of their bellies weighing down on their stomachs.
Hi Vera Lynn
103. irishhermit - August 6th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Although I’ve never personally participated in or witnessed “dwarf tossing,” my favorite bar back home regularly held a “midget rodeo” in which little people roped volunteers and hog-tied them and rode on their backs while they were bucking….It was fun enough to watch, and I’m pretty sure the individuals being roped and ridden came out on the more demeaning end of it.
104. Gravynj - August 7th, 2008 at 12:01 am
I think that cheese rolling and extreme ironing would fit in with this list too. I think you mensioned extreme ironing on another list.
105. conny - August 7th, 2008 at 12:25 am
It is the most boring thing I’ve ever seen
106. astraya - August 7th, 2008 at 12:33 am
I think the photo in #6 is Melbourne, with the MCG in the bottom right (appropriate for an Olympic themed list) and Docklands in the bottom left).
107. astraya - August 7th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Something that is never mentioned about competetive eating, is what happens to the food afterwards. Does it come up, or does it go down (so to speak)?
108. CRSN - August 7th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Astraya - it comes out the other end just as fast as it went in the other.
anyone got some John Wayne toilet paper (sandpaper)
109. CRSN - August 7th, 2008 at 12:55 am
That last post didnt seem right, might have something to do with not sleeping for a while, i’m off to bed
110. adrian - August 7th, 2008 at 2:00 am
hey, where’s the cellphone throwing contest?
111. Rosi - August 7th, 2008 at 2:51 am
I don’t know what dwarves would think about being tossed about… but I think it sounds like massive amounts of fun! If I was short enough I’d DEFINITELY take part! (as long as I was sure I wouldn’t get hurt)
112. Silarulz! - August 7th, 2008 at 3:14 am
Lets petition for the inclusion of dwarf tossing! Its hilarious!
113. Melody Kitn - August 7th, 2008 at 3:49 am
I don’t know if anyone’s mentioned it yet, but..
Extreme Ironing!
I kid you not, I saw commercials for this stuff, so its gotta be out there somewhere…
114. astraya - August 7th, 2008 at 5:28 am
Once you have memorised the steps in solving Rubik’s cube, it gets boring very quickly. I’ve started solving it in patterns.
An English-conversation-for-learners-of-English-as-a-second-language book I used had a chapter on unusual sports, including extreme ironing and eating.
115. rushfan - August 7th, 2008 at 5:29 am
I’d rather watch speedcubing than curling.
116. Tempyra - August 7th, 2008 at 5:36 am
astraya: I solve mine in patterns too lol. Have you tried a 5×5x5 cube?
117. astraya - August 7th, 2008 at 5:42 am
Tempyra: No. I’ve seen them on sale here, but don’t want to get involved.
118. Vera Lynn - August 7th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Extreme ironing was on the same list as wife carrying. Which ever list that was. There really are so many.
119. rhyno - August 7th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
The dwarf tossing made me laugh! I’m sure the dwarves enjoy being tossed just as much as the people enjoy tossing them! Otherwise none of them would be participating!
120. Yun - August 7th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
SlickWilly: “It’s times like these that make me ask, does nobody remember Slam Ball?”
I miss that show T_T
121. Denzell - August 8th, 2008 at 5:56 am
I wanna try all these sports.
122. Matt P - August 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
how would one go about being a professional dwarf tosser?, do they have their own personal dwarfs like bowling balls or is there a selection to choose from upon arrival
123. Tomo - August 8th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
No. 1 is just sad man. I don’t know what’s sadder, the fact that people think it’s ok to fling another human across a room for fun or that there are actually little people out there who allow themselves to be abused like this.
124. jayda - August 10th, 2008 at 2:03 am
I just wander how to skiing by barefoot upon the water??
Skysurfing and diving is cool~~
I’d like to try eating competitive@@
125. astraya - August 10th, 2008 at 5:58 am
While watching various events over the weekend, it occurred to me: what is the minimum amount of actual competitive time required to win a gold medal? 100 m runners are serious contenders. They spend less than 30 seconds actually competing. (Assuming heat, semi and final.) In 1968, Bob Beamon’s jump was his first in the competition. He could have packed up and gone home then, but I believe he completed his remaining jumps.
On the other hand, soccer players may spend up to 9 hours of regular time, 3 hours of extra time and 3 penalty shootouts in order to win their gold medal. Baseball games can stretch out for hours. All the other team sports have time limits.
126. Mom424 - August 10th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Tomo: Ever seen Jackass? Wee Man certainly seems to enjoy himself. These folks are not little children in need of our protection but adults who can decide for themselves.
127. astraya - August 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Miscalculation. There is no overtime in pool soccer matches, meaning possibly 1 1/2 hours of overtime (30 min each in quarter, semi and final).
128. JayArr - August 13th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
“Nunchucking” - used as an action verb in this case, is the act of smacking someone upside the head (or some other body part) with one stick (or both if the entire weapon is held in the hand) of a pair of nunchakus.
Oh, how I loved whacking my friend Ronnie with my nunchakus when we were 11! He got the nunchucking of his life - and I got the arse-paddling of mine…
129. Tom Wang - August 13th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Check this out from “The Office” (US version).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Ja2mrdadE
I don’t think we’ll be seeing that one soon either.
130. woggia - August 14th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Lol i am a 9 year old!!!! and that last ones so funny!!!!!!!!!
131. Shawn - August 15th, 2008 at 1:39 am
wat about cricket??
132. CRSN - August 15th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Shawn - Cricket is too difficult to introduce because there arent many of the other countreis that play, it is more of a Commonwealth Games sport, atleast then you’ll be able to see the greats play, but if it went in to the Olympics, it would have to be an under 23’s or 25’s team.
133. Drogo - August 16th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Competitive carpet installing - Each team has to install wall-to-wall beige broadloom carpeting in a room of predetermined size, in the fastest time. Points deducted for wrinkles or bulges.
134. Spacechick - August 16th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Considering the sports that are now deemed to be Olympic Sports - badminton? Come on now, what’s next Olympic knitting? Re the eating comps, bad idea. A guy from Glasgow died as a result of trying to eat too many sponge cakes (the small kind) during a works outing. You wouldn’t think it was dangerous, but there you go. I would prefer sky-diving any day to stuffing my face, after all, what courage or endurance does that take?
135. segue - August 16th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I want to see Rugby at the Olympics. It would be more exciting than the Equestrian events.
Of course, there’d be some argument as to which set of rules to follow, but I’m sure that could be worked out.
136. all shall perish, thus is time. - August 25th, 2008 at 2:26 am
there are allready some sports that shouldnt even be there, luckily softball was removed after this year. in 1900 in france they had poodle-shaving, potato-sack races and other stupid stuff. but nothing is as stupid as the girdle-jumping horse crap. “sports” where you rely on an animal to do all the work should be forever banned. uninteresting as hell too.
speedcubing should definately become an olympic sport. XD
137. Tempyra - August 25th, 2008 at 2:47 am
all shall perish, thus is time.:
At least in the equestrian events men and women have the opportunity to compete as equals. It is the only event in the current Olympics that I know of where this is possible.
138. all shall perish, thus is time. - August 25th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Tempyra:
have the oppurtunity to compete as equals?
the animals compete, not the humans.
women dont WANT to compete against men in the olympics. ironically the separation of the sexes is for the sake of equallity. XD
if men and women competed together (call me sexist, but its true) women wouldnt really get many medals now would they?
the reason women are able to win gold medals, have “world records” and such is because they are not competing against men.
139. Tempyra - August 25th, 2008 at 3:15 am
all shall perish, thus is time.:
So the horses can teach themselves dressage and leap over the fences on their own?
If the playing field is equal (as in the case of the equestrian events) then why shouldn’t women want to compete against men?
140. all shall perish, thus is time. - August 25th, 2008 at 3:27 am
Tempyra:
you missed my point. the olympics should be for humans, not animals.
the field can be as eqaul as it wants, but the female and male body will never be. the reason why horsesports dont separate the sexes is simply because the strength of the human matters very little. the winner is the one with the best trained horse, not the best athlete.
141. Tempyra - August 25th, 2008 at 3:31 am
But you think speedcubing should be an Olympic sport! There’s very little athleticism involved in that - it’s all about the mental ability to work out the minimum turns needed to solve the cube BEFORE you even touch it. Hypocrisy?!
142. all shall perish, thus is time. - August 25th, 2008 at 3:42 am
i wasnt actually being serious, but speedcubing demands more from the human than your beloved equestrian events. =_=
the olympics is about pushing humans to the max, so speedcubing would fit pretty well.
you dont think something as challenging as speedcubing should be an olympic event, but sitting on a pre-trained horse stealing the glory fits the olympics perfectly? hypocrisy?!
143. Tempyra - August 25th, 2008 at 3:53 am
all shall perish, thus is time.:
Riding a horse over a cross-country course is a hell of a lot more physically demanding than sitting at a table twisting a Rubik’s Cube around. Have you tried both?
Speedcubing is a mental exercise - the Olympics is about athleticism.
144. all shall perish, thus is time. - August 25th, 2008 at 3:59 am
yes, ive ridden a horse. and actually jumped a hurdle (pretty small though) this i did as a kid, it demanded nothing of me…
yes, but human athleticism. theres a reason nascar isnt in the olympics. (several, actually)
145. Tempyra - August 25th, 2008 at 4:07 am
all shall perish, thus is time.:
Maybe you should try something a bit more challenging next time.
146. Drogo - August 25th, 2008 at 4:28 am
I’m curious, did anyone get the slightest bit of a chuckle at my carpet installing submission?.. On second thought, Don’t answer that!
147. all shall perish, thus is time. - August 25th, 2008 at 4:29 am
i will, but that excludes riding a horse im afraid.
148. Tempyra - August 25th, 2008 at 4:32 am
all shall perish, thus is time.:
If it’s so easy - let me know when you make it to the Olympics.
149. all shall perish, thus is time. - August 25th, 2008 at 4:38 am
i will, if you promise to let me know when you beat the world record in speedcubing:)
besides, more of a chance ill make it to the olympics in that sport than any other i can think of. (except maybe 100 yard dash)
150. Tempyra - August 25th, 2008 at 4:47 am
Deal.
I have a Rubik’s Cube right here on my desk. Do you have a horse?
151. all shall perish, thus is time. - August 25th, 2008 at 5:07 am
no, because participating and trying to reap benefits of a “sport” ive always despised and looked down on, now that, my friend, would be hypocrisy. good look with your cube though.
152. Tempyra - August 25th, 2008 at 5:20 am
all shall perish, thus is time.:
Good luck trying to convince anyone else (I’m not going to bother arguing it further) equestrianism isn’t a sport.
153. all shall perish, thus is time. - August 25th, 2008 at 5:23 am
which would explain the ” ” , now wouldnt it?
154. Vera Lynn - August 25th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Oh my. How about solving a rubik’s cube while riding a horse? Would that work?
155. Vera Lynn - August 25th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Umm. What happened to the format? It looks like a newspaper now.
156. CRSN - August 26th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Tempyra - let me take over for you, obviously “all shall perish, thus is time” has never been on a horse, let alone have an understanding of just how hard it is for BOTH the horse and rider to get to that level.
all shall perish, thus is time - firstly, have you ever ridden a horse?
secondly - do you have a minor understanding of the rules in dressage? not only the event in which you are competing, but also in the way that both horse and rider are presented to the judges which are based on Posture, dress presentation and how well the horse has been maintained e.g groomed and shod - ?
have you ever competed at an equestrian event?
i’d like to understand how you have come to the conclusion that the horse does all the work.
I have ridden stock and in competitive equestrian events at the Sydney Royal Easter Show, the training that i was put through was pretty vigorous and demanding, up at 5am and finish at 3pm every Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday for 3 years, to say that the horse does all the work is stupid, it DOES do the majority in competition because of the training that the horse has received, i aint seen any horses shodding themselves recently, have you?
157. CRSN - August 26th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Well, thats one way to rid of an idiot