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Tattoos (whilst removable with extensive laser surgery) are permanent scars. They can occasionally be tasteful, but for the most part are not. Sometimes they are downright ridiculous. This is a list of the top 20 worst tattoos. (As usual, click each image for the full size view).
1. When getting an “In Memoriam” tattoo, it is best not to completely disrespect that person for the remainder of your life.
2. There has got to be an equally bad inside joke regarding this tattoo.
3. What? No Princess Leia!
4. The scariest sex you’ll ever have.
5. Ok, getting your hands done has pushed the limits of good taste.
6. “Yeah, I Am looking to get a buck-toothed naked Indian straddling a corndog….Yeah, a corndog.”
7. “Hi, I am here for the daycare assistant position.”
8. “My tattoo could beat up your tattoo!”
9. Ladies, see Number 4 above. Now multiply by 10.
10. I will not sleep until I know the story behind this tattoo.
11. “Me a stalker? I am highly offended you make such an accusation. Oh, the tattoo….its uhh my nephew.”
12. The mugshot was funny for 1 day. Now make it two.
13. This guy’s last name better be Maytag.
14. The Japanese symbol stands for “intense therapy needed”.
15. I think he wanted Elvis or Celine, not Elvis and Celine.
16. “Your honor, I’d like to admit the following as evidence. We rest our case.”
17. I am speechless.
18. I bet his momma’s proud!
19. Ok, this bellybutton, anus thing is officially out of hand.
20. You didn’t need the tattoo to let us know you were a nerd.
Contributor: teacherman
1 Shabab
November 24th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
wooooooooohoooooooooo first comment babyyyyyyyy!!!!!!….too excited to say nething else !!!!!
2 Cyn
November 24th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
#4 and #9 .. make for better abstinence propaganda than anything i’ve ever seen.
*ugh*
3 Cat Skyfire
November 24th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Good job on getting real tattoos. I was actually surfing for bad tats last night, and a couple that made the list were clearly paint jobs. (Beautiful, artistic, different, but also washable and not painful.)
I think the dragon weener would be the most painful…
4 sdggrant
November 24th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Oh god, number 9 made me laugh…There is a picture on the net floating around of a guy who has an elephant tattood down there and his penis is the trunk, that made me laugh
5 Shabab
November 24th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
#1 the worst tattoo ive ever seen. really.
#4 OH MY GOD….the only dude who would do this chick is #9. *puke*
#6 looks nice enough to not be on the list….really…its not as bad the other ones….
#7 retard
#9 wouldnt let a needle come anywhere near my privates let alone do THAT !!!!! no seriously, how is it that a man who thinks that is “okay” to do is either not in prison, or in a mental institution.
#14 HAHAHA only the people who brought us bukkake and hentai are twisted enough to let this be on their skin
#16 how very very very stupid….these kind of people should be shot so they dont reproduce….
#17. he looks like he thought for approximately 30 seconds before he decided he wanted this on his face. forever.
#18 i think this is kind of a good idea…no really…very creative….
# 19…not the same as above…..just makes u remember how the inside of ur belly button smells….yuck
#20 loooooooooosseeerrrrrrrr
6 jfrater
November 24th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
sdggrant: I guess if you can’t afford penile surgery it is the next best thing
7 teacherman
November 24th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
There are literally thousands of bad tattoos floatingaround the net, I could have done a top 100. The corndog one, although not artistically bad, is just so bizarre, I had to include it.
8 conni
November 24th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
It takes all kinda people! My man and I have matching koi tats on our thighs, but that stuff is too much! Thank you so much for that list! I’ll be laughing for quite some time!
9 Patrask
November 24th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Great list!
I’ve been thinking about making a list like this for some time, but teacherman apparently beat me to it. Damn you!
That said, my friend has a very crappy tribal tattoo on his arm. It’s not crappy in itself, it just doesn’t match his other tattoo (the placement isn’t very good either). I’ll see if I can find a picture of it.
10 Cat Skyfire
November 24th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
sdggrant: The elephant one is just body paint.
11 angelina
November 24th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Those were great! I was thinking about getting another tattoo . . . can’t decide between #4 and the corndog . . . JK! Love the captions also!
12 Emily
November 24th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
wow…. whats with all the nudity lately????
13 jfrater
November 24th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Angelina: hahaha! That comment could win best listverse comment!
14 jfrater
November 24th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
emily: warming up a new category. Regular lists to follow – we must cater to all tastes
15 Cat Skyfire
November 24th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Do a search for Mr. Cool Ice and you’ll see the hideousness of his tattoos in FULL glory. Front, back, and head…
16 Tlmabp
November 24th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
whoa the #4 creeped me out, I can only imagine the face of the dude when she take off her pants.
#9 how can that dude withstand that kind of pain omg.
#17 ………
well j good list(as always) keep up the good work.
17 Kati
November 24th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
video of mr cool ice.
it’s not in english, but wow.
18 Jevanzz
November 24th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
What on earth happened to “Zune Guy”? Surely he has to be on this list somewhere. http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/17/what-kind-of-man-gets-three-zune-tattoos/
19 Columbo
November 24th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Here are some more you can add to the list…
http://cottonandsand.com/sandandcotton/?p=594
There are a surprising amount of belly button vaginas/buttholes. (Or unsurprising, considering…)
20 angelina
November 24th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
jfrater: I think you just found your next list!
21 Daniel
November 24th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
jfrater: Definitely do a “Top Ten Best Listverse Comments”
22 angelina
November 24th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Columbo: Hilarious! The Homer Simpson is my fave by far! Ouch!
23 Juggz
November 24th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
You know you have hit it big when people are excited that they get the first comment. And i wouldnt call these the “worst” tattoos, maybe some of the worst places but to be honest some of the tattoos are really well done, no matter then intentions behind them.
Keep in mind i said SOME, not all!
24 SubliminalDeath666
November 24th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Number 1 looks like a zombie…
25 Anna
November 24th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
maybe i’m just missing something completely,
but can someone explain to me why #10 is so bad?
26 YuppiePunk
November 24th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Good list, thanks. We’ve got a few others you might enjoy:
There’s one on TV show tattoos:
http://www.yuppiepunk.org/2007/09/a-not-so-complete-history-of-tv-show-tattoos.html
One on cinematic tattoos:
http://www.yuppiepunk.org/2007/04/history-of-cinematic-tattoos.html
And one on band tattoos:
http://www.yuppiepunk.org/2006/03/not-so-complete-history-of-band.html
They’re not all bad tattoos of course, but then again not everyone is cool enough to rock a Chachi tattoo anyway.
27 torn and frayed
November 24th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I believe that the girl on the corndog is from a painting by Robert Williams.
I am a tattoo artist and even I wonder why the hell people do these kinds of things to themselves.
Mr. Cool Ice just cracks me up though.
28 Shant
November 24th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Wow, some of those are quite terrible.
I AM MR COOL ICE.
29 StewWriter
November 24th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
I have several tattoos on my arms/shoulder areas and I have always been cognizant of exactly what and where they are. How these people, be it drunk or otherwise (and I have NEVER been that drunk) decide that they desperately need asshole bellybuttons and snake dicks is so beyond my comprehension as a human it’s just staggering. Art work as beauty aside, think before you ink, friends!
30 Ravyn
November 24th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
I have one tattoo. It is on my right shoulder blade. It is of a blue fairy. It took me 10 years of debating before I got it. I wanted to make sure I really wanted it, I really wanted it there, if it was the exact picture i wanted. I am now thinking of my second tattoo. I want an armband that is made of my kids names. But it will be a while before I get it because I want to find the exact font type.
31 thaifighter91
November 24th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
what’s wrong with # 10, it’s just a lighthouse scene. it’s not the best tatto but it’s not the worst, or am I missing something?
32 Twyla
November 24th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
I would say that many of these people were wayyyy too bored, or had extremely bad taste.
Are we SURE 17 is a tattoo?
33 Anna
November 24th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
glad to see i’m not the only one missing something on #10
34 boliyou
November 24th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
As re #9: Someone took the term “trouser snake” too literally.
When #4 and #9 are 50+, I don’t envy them the laser tattoo removal, either.
35 Crimanon
November 25th, 2007 at 3:39 am
9 is just righteous, Great detail, good colors. 16, is funny but if you hate him so much why tattoo his name on yourself.
Had a Friend Jim, went out and got his first tattoo, He shows up at the hangout and flashes everyone. He opted for a thought bubble about his junk with an arrow pointing down that said “The Other White Meat”. Most of the time I’ll congratulate youfor getting poked for the first time. I think he hit the “this was a bad idea” stage of life about an hour after he showed up.
36 Dandelion
November 25th, 2007 at 5:23 am
What were they thinking? Oh my god…
37 teacherman
November 25th, 2007 at 7:13 am
#10 just struck me as so blahand unoriginal. It’s a huge tattoo of a lighthouse, not even a specific lighthouse. It doesn’t seem to be copied from a photograph. The grass is brown and the sky is purple and the shoreline doesn’t match when it goes behind the lighthouse. It’s just a really bad tattoo. I just can’t imagine what was soooo inspiring about thislighthouse to have someone devote an entire leg to it.
38 bootlicker
November 25th, 2007 at 9:59 am
#17 — this guy has guaranteed that his entire life will consist of the words – “You want fries with that?”
39 petey mcgee
November 25th, 2007 at 10:16 am
http://www.autoblog.com/2007/01/26/cavalier-love-gone-too-far/
check this one out, this HAS to be up there
40 Jorgegrl
November 25th, 2007 at 11:49 am
I am thoroughly surprised this one isnt on here AND that no one has mentioned it yet.
http://pictures.humpingfrog.com/12454/2005/11/gayest-tattoo-ever.html
It IS a little graphic though. BUT its not on there and should be. LOL.
And as for the rest, I do definately agree. WORST TATTOOS EVER
41 rp
November 25th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Awesome. Mr Cool Ice still has me laughing.
42 Butterfish
November 25th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
You missed out spider webs around the elbows.
43 Diogenes
November 25th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
OK, I’m just going to have to let it be known….I am actually The One that has all of these tats! The fuckers above in the pictures are all posers! Go to any tattoo convention and you’ll see me there. I am Steve-O’s hero. These dudes that try and strut their stuff, knowing that I am “The One” have got another thing comming to them. …ok…I cant keep this up again. I’ll puke, I confess, my flesh is squeaky clean. To the guy with the cow anus: You rule!
Your my virtual buddy. ahem…dont get the wrong ideas if you happen to read this.
44 sdggrant
November 25th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
butterfish, I watched a documentary and read a few books on the Aryan brotherhood, and spiderwebs are supposed to represent that that person had committed a murder. Fun stuff, eh?
45 ChuChu353
November 25th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Interesting list. Tattoos are fascinating to me, but I am in full agreement with StewWrither “Think Before You Ink.” I have two tats myself and both of them carry significant personal meaning to me. My first is a claddaugh over my heart to always remind me of where my family came from and the second is a labrys on my shoulder marking my coming out.
46 EAL
November 25th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
#16- I saw Ray Romano at the Knicks game Saturday, so i’m guessing she didn’t get to him yet(I’m also assuming it’s a she)
47 Samardeep
November 26th, 2007 at 1:10 am
Amazing Pictures. I agree, really some of them are the worst.
48 Butterfish
November 26th, 2007 at 7:08 am
sdggrant – that’s not the explanation I got from a former co-worker with that tattoo. His explanation? ‘well, it fills the gap, see.’ A less racist blood-thirsty idiot you couldn’t hope to meet, but he did get drunk and get tattoos.
49 Grumpus
November 26th, 2007 at 7:32 am
It’s not a corndog – it’s a waterplant called a cat-tail. I believe it is also called will-o-wisp, marsh mallow, and (perhaps the inside joke of the tat) pussywillow.
50 Kelsi
November 26th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Wow, these are um, interesting. And I actually sort of like number 9…not that, if I were a man, I would ever do such a thing. =p Definately makes me feel better about my decision to not get any tattoos.
51 jbjr
November 26th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
A washing machine? What about a fridge, or stove? We have number 8 with a tat of hulkster and number 7 that looks like a pro wrestler.
17 I too am speechless.
52 Ben Tyrrell
November 27th, 2007 at 2:36 am
I’ve seen a goatse tattoo before, I’m suprised it’s not here.
53 Columbo
November 27th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Here are a few more ones to check from the same site I posted earlier. Say goodbye to your faith in humanity…and also your lunch.
http://cottonandsand.com/sandandcotton/?p=765
http://cottonandsand.com/sandandcotton/?p=1117
54 andy
November 27th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
the indian woman riding the corndog needs psychiatric help, it’s wrong of us to laugh. a speech bubble with ‘duhhh’ would have fit nicely. i think it might be margot kidder. great line, i was howling.
55 dofnup
November 27th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
In one of the many tattoo mags I have collected through the years, there was a guy with a full sleeve of ears of corn. Just ears of corn covering his entire arm, ending in a sort of spiral into an infinite universe of golden corn on his shoulder. The quality of the tattoo was superb, and the colors were incredible … but to this day I still want to know the story behind it. Honestly, a full sleeve? Of corn? Ah, well, I may never know the answer …
That, and the guy with the new-skool flaming salt shaker. WTF? o_O
56 miss_ali1984
December 19th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
If you are willing to go through the pain of tattooing your entire penis or vagina, hopefully you’ll be able to endure everyone you ever try to have sex with never wanting to see you again after they see your genitals.
57 CitizenFly
December 25th, 2007 at 7:03 am
Yeah, you should try get 9 and 4 together, what a couple they would make. I have 1 tattoo and had no problem with it, didn’t think it was painful at all but I reckon 9 was.
58 DOC SAVAGE
December 29th, 2007 at 8:54 am
#1 I would cram the “so called artist”tattoo gun up his ass and a real gun in his mouth and put him on the “ROAD TO GLORY”.Looks like he used an autopsy photo instead of the one he was provided! People like this have ruined the industry. That is why I don’t tattoo for a living anymore!
#2 NO COMMENT The tattoo speaks for itself
#3Just another idiot thatshould move out of his mothers basement and GET A FRIGGIN’ LIFE !!!!!
#4 Talk about BAD BREATH !!!
#9This guy has got balls,I can see um!
OUTTA ROOM! E-mail me savagesounds @ gmail.com
59 Chandy16
January 1st, 2008 at 7:46 pm
#14 is actually fine, at first glance, then u look at it again and see how crazy vagina crazy it is. Then number 18 is just hilarious, I think my fav. one.
60 Slammerworm
January 4th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
#1 would make sense if the recipient utterly detested the woman in the photo, though he would have to hold the picture up for the (vague) similarities to become obvious. The chap in #5 better hope that a child-raping homicidal cannibal doesn’t decide to name himself ‘Mr Cool Ice’. #12 That IS James Brown (though rendered as James Green) as he was captured in his infamous dust-drivin’ bust back in the ’90s, isn’t it? Jeeze, I hope that’s painted on. #13 is actually kind of cool…
61 opensaysamy
February 1st, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I LOLed at number 5.
62 Polly Odyssey
February 8th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
OH MY FREAKIN’ LORD! A WINDOWS TATTOO? PUH-LEASE!
63 doz
February 12th, 2008 at 11:28 am
hahahahahahahaha
64 bucslim
February 12th, 2008 at 11:43 am
This list is contributing to my losing the will to live. You hear me jfrater – THE WILL TO LIVE!!!
Good Lord almighty! What kind of inbred, Springer rejected ass clowns are we becoming when we have to tatoo our naughty bits?
# 9 makes me cry for the downfall of all humanity. On top of the tatoo, he’s got a piece of steel shot through the head?!?!?
# 4 has completely shattered any hope of ever having sex again.
WREEEAAATTTCCCHHHH!!!!
65 Den
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
The lighthouse is Cape Hatteras in the Outer Banks, NC…I’ve been to it..http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/north-carolina/cape-hatteras.php
the rest..are hideous
66 dlyrica
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:07 pm
#10 is Cape Hatteras..I’ve been there..its an actual place I dont see anything wrong with that tattoo..
The rest however are just sad
67 Mors
February 29th, 2008 at 11:23 am
I LOVE this website. Seriously it’s one of about 3 I check everyday.
One thing I must say though that I seriously disagree with is your comment: “Tattoos (whilst removable with extensive laser surgery) are permanent scars. They can occasionally be tasteful, but for the most part are not. Sometimes they are downright ridiculous.”
True, some tattoos are flat out stupid, but ‘occasionally tasteful’? It sounds like you mean 1 in 1000 is alright. In my experience (My hubbie is tattoo artist), at least 90% of the ones I saw are either nicely done, or at the very least have a great meaning behind them, and can easily be ‘fixed and cleaned up’ if need be. Personally, I have 7 including a chest piece that covers the entire top part of my chest. My father HATES tattoos, and he even likes my tattoos, because of the meaning behind them.
Just a thought man, no offense meant at all
I love your website!
68 Mike
April 13th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
#19- Goatse!
69 greenpogo
May 5th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
as someone else has said already, i dont see anything wrong with #10. the rest – lol – outragious. there was a woman who had her internal reproductive organs tattooed on on both sides of where they would actually be… i wish i had that pic to post.
great list – great site
70 Taija
May 11th, 2008 at 6:47 am
#1 I feel so sorry for the guy who tok this tattoo.
#9 Ouch. Doesn’t getting a tattoo like that hurt?
#20 This is the best one, without a doubt.
71 Iron Chin
May 17th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
From the OP’s intro: “They can occasionally be tasteful, but for the most part are not.”
Wow. Close minded much? Tattooing, whether you like it or not, whether you agree or not, is a legitimate art form. That being said, there’s absolutely no accounting for taste, or personal preference. If someone wants to make their belly button look like a snatch, or a cow’s asshole, then more power to them.
As a heavily tattooed person, as well as a member of Mensa and all around good guy, I can say that the MAJORITY of work I see these days (including my own) is very high quality, and for the most part tasteful. Taste is relative to each individual. Would I ever, in a million years, get any work done that even remotely resembled numbers 18 or 19? No. I won’t comment on whether I would (or do) have my junk tattooed, but I can assure you, that if I did (or do), it would be (or is) in very good taste.
I sincerely hope you aren’t really a teacher, and if you are, I hope it’s at a higher level than grade or middle school, so your pupils can (hopefully) see your glaring prejudices for what they are, and not take your every word as gospel.
72 Jazz ;)
May 26th, 2008 at 8:07 am
OMG ! whats with the washing machine??
and #9 and #4..there just weird !
and #1.. thats just plain evilness ! i dont know who i feel more sorry for..the bloke with the tattoo or his wife !
73 lucy jess n becky =)
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:24 am
the tattoos r fuking awful lol but funny wot a freak show lol
74 Mark
June 25th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Dang, I bet getting your wiener or women parts tattooed would HURT :-O!
75 danni
June 26th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
i must be the only one, but i thought that dragon penis tattoo was hot…
its so original and different
76 Johnathan, the greatest.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Okay, In regards to #4, If my girlfriend had a tattoo like that, I’d never have sex… period! And #9, Okay, first of all, my hand is longer than that dude’s penis. I’d NEVER get a tattoo like that, it just seems too painful! I wonder what that guy was thinking!?
77 lou x
July 12th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
omg!!!!!
78 philipa
July 16th, 2008 at 3:06 am
these images are completly out of sense. some of them are unthinkable.. for me, the number one of all above is the piccture number 13, a washing machine?????? speechless..
79 Alexis
July 21st, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Hah, my Biology teacher has a tattoo of a strand of DNA of the back of his shoulder. It’s pretty cool, actually.
And I feel very bad for #1
80 blukat
August 4th, 2008 at 3:58 am
that is just great.. thanks for making me laugh my heart out! I think it’s just what they really want, I fell bad for the guy on #2 it was a sick prank..
still nice website!
81 cindy
August 12th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
#4 is hot!
82 Devo
August 17th, 2008 at 3:55 am
Fantastic tats to look at and to take the micky out of but who in their right mind would do that to themselves #4 and 9 yak, I’ve heard of pulling the python but that’s rediculous
Keep up the good work
83 Shinigami Edo
August 18th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I think #9 is pretty hot. I wouldn’t mind doing it with him
84 Shinigami Edo
August 20th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
#11 who gets a tattoo of somebody else’s kid, unless it’s llike a family member or something. I mean Maddox is uber-cute but I wouldn’t go and get a tattoo of him
85 all shall perish, thus is time.
August 25th, 2008 at 3:49 am
nr 4 was actually well done, but yet, horrific..
86 jnc
September 25th, 2008 at 4:25 am
omg luvin the snakes nwat a pisser bet that hurt lol
87 kk
September 30th, 2008 at 5:39 am
omfg that tat on ur dick must of hurt lol
88 Parker
October 16th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
#10 is not Cape Hatteras, it is the old Biloxi, Mississippi lighthouse.
That tattoo is on the arm of a girl who goes by the nickname “Biloxi Bruise” in the Mobile Miss-fits roller derby team of Mobile, Alabama.
http://www.mobilerollerderby.com
89 BUGGY
October 17th, 2008 at 4:47 am
tbh these tattoos are the stupid thing ive ever seen and trust me ive seen some stupid things, take baldy for example getting thhe old windows sign on he has a reciding hairline, why would u get a tattoo on your privates that disgusting eww u make me feel sick my mummy would send me to my room if i got a tattoo like that not that my mum would see my fanny but u know chow for now tadaluu cheerio u hunnie monster mmmmmmm corndogs x
90 That One Person
October 21st, 2008 at 8:11 pm
#4
THE ALL DEVOURING VAGINA!
91 Sam
October 30th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Wow, that was funny xD I love the cow one.
92 jordan
November 10th, 2008 at 8:04 am
they must be crazy to do that
93 Jo
November 11th, 2008 at 7:57 am
I actually like number 9, a side from the peircing.
“can occasionally be tasteful, but for the most part are not.”
Who wrote this? And what tattoos have they actually see a side from these ones?
Most are tasteful and I’m sorry if they cannot see past the steriotyping that dissappered long ago.
Tattoos have a meaning to each person, weither is it to show your personality, passion or in memory of a loved one.
If the dude like star wars what’s wrong with that? And there is nothing wrong with being a computer geek? How would you know if they guy help to make windows operating system and it’s a sign of his achievement? If it wasn’t for windows, we’d all be stuck with shitty macs.
Also the mask in 4 is a sign of protection.
Number 1 & 15 are not the peoples fault, it was badly done.
Number 7, they are prison tattoos, I doubt he would be getting a job, unless those were forced upon him, or he has changed his ways.
Whoever wrote this is a fool.
94 Jo
November 11th, 2008 at 8:01 am
76. Johnathan, the greatest. – July 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Okay, In regards to #4, If my girlfriend had a tattoo like that, I’d never have sex… period! And #9, Okay, first of all, my hand is longer than that dude’s penis. I’d NEVER get a tattoo like that, it just seems too painful! I wonder what that guy was thinking!?
He isn’t hard. Fool
95 Jo
November 11th, 2008 at 8:01 am
And Number 9 is a dragon NOT a snake.
When was the last time you saw a snake with wings?
96 considermecristian
December 12th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Stupidity has no limits.
97 animality
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
I actually love #9. Best use for a penis I’ve seen so far.
98 Manchester Girl
January 27th, 2009 at 6:13 am
OMG Numbers 4 & 9 are just disgusting !! .. why on earth would you do that?!
99 wondering guest
January 29th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
2 words!!!!
idiocracy KILLS!
100 gabi319
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Poor Maddox. Someone tattooed his eyes all wonky. It’ll only get worse when this person gets cottage cheese legs. I assume that’s on his/her leg…
Another Tattoo for consideration:
http://www.japanisdoomed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/awsome.jpg
Isn’t it awsome?!
101 Clo
February 20th, 2009 at 10:05 am
These Tatoos R Messed Up
They Are The Most Random Tattoos I Have Ever Seen, What Was Going Through These Peoples Minds When They Had Them Done !!!!
102 joey
February 24th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
i dont get the penis tat
what happens when hes not hard
103 hjolly
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
the lighthouse (#10) is a historic lighthouse in NC, if i’m not mistaken. i mean, its not a poorly done tattoo, and it probably is specific and significant to the person. the others are absolutely ridiculous… wonder what the story with the ray ramano tattoo is…
104 aleks
March 4th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
what? ok, all of them are just crazy… why oh why?!
105 spike
March 18th, 2009 at 8:22 am
dang… and that stuff is permanent.
106 oouchan
March 20th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
for the love of little apples…why? OMG I have been laughing for over 10 mintues. Mostly from bringing up the other pictures listed in the comments.
I want to get one too. I want my daughters name. Just not sure where, but its a toss up between my arm or ankle.
Would never consider getting one in an unmentionable place….scary people.
107 kelloggs
March 23rd, 2009 at 2:16 am
some of those tattoos are crazy lol
108 Tattoo Fox
March 24th, 2009 at 6:06 am
man, they are not only crazy, they are sick, those people need help. I doubt they are all realt tattoo. I hope the worst ones are just temporary. Anyway, if you are feeling digusted from this pictures, have a look here at some gorgeous tattoo pics http://tattoo-stars.com/
109 xymenah
March 24th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
…oh wow…i hope they know there gonna be stuck with those horrible takes for the rest of there life..unless they get them removed
110 Tattoo Ed
March 31st, 2009 at 11:12 am
Very cool your site !!!
I added a permanent recip link to your site at my tatoos board to:
http://fantasmforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=686
Continue your great job !!!
111 brandiiii
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
omg what kind of dude would make his dick a worm and yes i said worm.
112 deviantmiss
April 4th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
haaaaa haaaaaaaa can`t stop laughing!!! what a load of crazy people although the bloke that has his belly button looking like a womans woo-hoo is sooooooooo funny! oh and brandiii a agree about the worm!
113 deviantmiss
April 4th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
i mean what sort of bloke decides he wants his penis painted like a snake/worm? imagine if you will getting it on and he whips that out! OMFG i would run a god-damn mile!
114 oouchan
April 5th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
113. deviantmiss: I was laughing at your comment! However if I was with a guy and he had that tattoo, I wouldn’t be able to run…How can you run when you are laughing so hard that you can’t breath?! How embarrassing that would be to the guy if you just point and laugh? Would it turn into a an inchworm then?
115 Mandyii
April 7th, 2009 at 2:39 am
http://www.theginblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/suicide-bomber.jpg
dynamite belt, yup
116 It
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 am
111. brandiiii – April 2nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
omg what kind of dude would make his dick a worm and yes i said worm.
Its a dragon stupid
117 I4gotmyMantra
April 30th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
18 and 19
cant… stop… laughing…
118 skater?
May 3rd, 2009 at 1:19 pm
what the hell was tht corndog dude thinkin?
how much ex was in his coke? i mean an indian WHOSE TEETH ARE BUCK AS HELL!on a corndog? wow.
119 TattooFreak
May 5th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
The Zombie Bride Tattoo was done by Dennis at On the Edge Tattoo in Bowling Green Ohio. Apparently, he finds it to be some of his best work… The wife is still alive, and the RIP is written on to make a pun on the bad quality of the tattoo. It was a nice idea, but very poorly executed.
120 jaybee
June 9th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
#9 is actually a good tat. The piercing is overkill, though – don’t you think. I admire this persons ability to get it “all” done; I am sure he wanted to quit somewhere during the process.
It is a very artistic representation of a dragon, though the gonads seem to be just hanging on.
Wouldn’t mind seeing this subject in person, although I guess the sentiment is probably universally felt, though not expressed.
121 jan
July 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
just think #4 can grow a beard yuuuuck!
122 Jezebel
July 10th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Can you imagine being #4′s gyno? I wonder if she warns him/her beforehand….
123 vi6six
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 am
Has ‘Mr tool ice’ become aware of the fact that he’s now an utterly hilarious internet meme in the english speaking world? Move over rodman you’re not the coolest joke anymore.
Furthermore, romano is a gabbering unfunny spud-muppet hellbent on testing our sanity whilst we fumble franticly for the remote.
I think it would be an epic party trick to get my jonson adorned with a novelty tattoo. I’ve seen another one where the groin was a spiky skull with the tongue hanging out.
124 RealTimeSatellite
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:50 am
I heart heart genny tats.
125 sally ann
August 18th, 2009 at 12:05 am
1# terrible job lol, 9# wow dude lol, #7 well he sure as wanted his tatts to be noticed 16# helerious 12# you could of had an awsome tatt but that chaps face there totally wrecked it lol 17# are those actually tatts on his face
126 sally ann
August 18th, 2009 at 12:10 am
4# lol its awsome 5# we get it your cool 11# perfect tatt but perfect face? 8# the biggest wwe fan
127 Shnoogens
August 18th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Mr. Cool ice ?? took that a LIL tooo far and the wang tat dude…WTF MAN really…
i think some ppl are just fu**in Stupid.
128 shredzz
August 21st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
#4 nd #9:pur porno…da pipz r whores nd…da person wit da washing machine shuld get a lyf….
129 evershine
September 5th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
hahaha this is crazy stuff!! how can people be soo dumb!!
130 dragonpenisfan
September 7th, 2009 at 5:57 am
if anyone is interested.. heres more info on # 9
http://people.tribe.net/f8c15364-805f-4cb2-8be9-1220d9ebbe96
131 base
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
#11 is a great, beautiful tattoo
it takes a disgusting mind to think otherwise
but…
#17, truly speechless…
132 ugliesttats
September 30th, 2009 at 10:39 am
oh. ripping off ugliesttattoos(dot)com, are we?
133 Ashe
October 14th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
The Cape Hatteras Lighthouse will eventually be washed out to sea due to erosion. Maybe they just wanted to preserve it a bit longer. And we have multicolored sunsets in the south.
134 drdaz187
October 19th, 2009 at 6:26 am
lol… #3 is my bro!!!!
135 Johnny
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Here are some more tattoos that are pretty bad and eligible to be addded to the list. http://exploitedink.com/
136 stephen drag
November 14th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Truth is, the Yakuza in Japan get tattoos like that all the time as seen in #14, mostly to shock and offend–because that is how the Yakuza is perceived, and what they aim to do.
#12 made me laugh pretty fucking hard.
137 Ellie
November 24th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Worst tatto I’ve ever seen was the guy who got Goatse tattooed on his chest…
138 lindsey
February 7th, 2010 at 10:31 pm
#10 is the Cape Hatteras lighthouse and despite that tattoos are stupid, it is definitely not worthy of being on this list..vie grown up in Cape Hatteras and believe its beautiful enough to get it tattooed on your body
139 lyly
February 17th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
WTF is with #4 and #9 *shuders* UGH
140 nicoleredz3
February 25th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Some of these tattoos turn me on… Lol! Love the dragon d*ck one. ALOT.
141 Ashley
May 28th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Theres nothing wrong with 11. maybe its the persons son, we don't know. maybe it was his favorite picture of him. maybe the kid is dead now, and he wanted him to be remembered by his playfulness. its an artistically well tattoo. who cares if its a little different. its not like its some random kid, obviously its from a picture of a kid that is important to that person.
142 bob
June 28th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
yep
143 bob
June 28th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Worst Comment Ever!!!
144 Mark In Irvine
July 9th, 2010 at 2:09 am
I'm pretty sure that # 11 is one of Brangelina's adopted kids … Maddox maybe? But I'm guessing somebody already said that?
145 Kate
July 13th, 2010 at 12:20 am
i'm getting #4
146 FYI
July 19th, 2010 at 6:49 am
It’s Cape Hatteras lighthouse on North Carolina’s outer banks… Quite famous actually