Throughout history, quotes of famous people are often misrepresented. This happens for a variety of reasons – some original quotes are clumsy, some don’t seem to match the style of language we expect of a person, and some are changed for propaganda reasons. This is a list of ten of the most well known quotes that are, in fact, misquotes.
If you know of other famous misquotes, be sure to tell us about it in the comments.
Quote: “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” (“Je désapprouve ce que vous dites, mais je défendrai à la mort votre droit à le dire”)
What Voltaire actually said was “Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too” from Voltaire’s Essay on Tolerance – that certainly doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. The misquote actually comes from a 1907 book called Friends of Voltaire, by Evelyn Beatrice Hall.
Quote: “I cannot tell a lie. It was I who chopped down the cherry tree.”
Washington never said this. In fact, the story was first told in the 1800s by biographer Parson Weems. In Weems book, the tree was not “chopped down”.
Quote: “Anything that can go wrong, will” (Murphy’s Law)
Edward Murphy did not say this. What he most likely did say is something along the lines of: “If there’s more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way”.
Quote: “The only two certainties in life are death and taxes.”
This is more a problem of misattribution rather than misquotation. Mark Twain did not coin this phrase: Edward Ward in his 1724 “Dancing Devils” wrote “Death and Taxes, they are certain.” And Christopher Bullock wrote in his 1716 “Cobler of Preston” that “’Tis impossible to be sure of anything but Death and Taxes.”
Quote: “Gild the lily”
This is a misquote from Shakespeare’s King John. The actual quote is “To gild refined gold, to paint the lily”.
Quote: “The ends justify the means.”
This is a very liberal interpretation of what Machiavelli actually said: “One must consider the final result.” Rather different meanings.
Quote: “The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.”
Churchill did not utter this phrase at all – his assistant (Anthony Montague-Brown) did. What Churchill did say later was that he wished he had said it.
Quote: “If they have no bread, let them eat cake!” (“S’ils n’ont plus de pain, qu’ils mangent de la brioche.”)
This misquote has been covered on this site before, but I wanted to include it just in case some people haven’t seen it (it is a pet peeve of mine). Queen Marie Antoinette is still much maligned over this quote – and she never even said it! It was actually from the book Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau in which he said: “I recalled the make-shift of a great princess who was told that the peasants had no bread and who replied: ‘Let them eat brioche’.” The attribution to Queen Marie is no doubt anti-royal propaganda during a very troubled time in French history.
Quote: “The British are coming!”
According to Wikipedia, Revere’s mission depended on secrecy and the countryside was filled with British army patrols; also, most colonial residents at the time considered themselves British. The quotation is more likely based on (although not taken verbatim from) the later famous poem “Paul Revere’s Ride.”
Quote: “The only good Indian is a dead Indian.”
What General Sheridan is alleged to have said is “The only good Indians I ever saw were dead”. He actually denied saying anything remotely like it.






























good list but i’m sure there are many moe then just 10
I think it was Socrates who said, “I drank what?!”
*more
but another one of my favorite list for quotes is the ones that were not very well thought out, for example i can’t remember who said it but the one about “someday a computer will fit into a single room” or something along those lines, when not too much later we have computers everywhere from on our desk to in our cellphones
Good list, really interesting stuff!!
Was it Joan of Arc who said, “Golly, it’s sure getting hot in here”.
Fantastic list Jfrater you never disappoint me
Abraham Lincoln,”I hope these seats are good?”
DanOhh: they must have been good – he was dying to sit in one!
*waits for carpe to change his sig on the forums* (regarding #10)
Another Shakespear one: ‘All that glistens is not gold’, from ‘The Merchant of Venice’. That actual quote is ‘All that glisters is not gold’.
Jimmy Hoffa, “Honey, I’ll be right back. I’m just going down to the corner to pick up some smokes”.
Jfrater where do you get the info from?
Great list. That’s pop history for ya…
I’m sure you could’ve done at least a top 20 of misquotes.
I was aware of many of these, but not all. Thank you for helping me become more educated.
What about quotes that were taken out of context…
“I did not sleep with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”
-Bill Clinton
In context, he actually meant…
“Oh, I banged her, all right.”
I still think the misinterpretation of Murphy’s Law sounds alot better than what he really said.
Was Ben Franklin alive in 1879?
Nope, Franklin wasn’t around in 1879. So he couldn’t have written a letter than. Maybe 1779?
I believe it was Voltaire who said ”Well, ***** them.”
Great List! Words are my thing.
Hows about;
Alas poor Yorrick, I knew him well. Alas poor Yorrick, I knew him Horatio.
Money is the root of all evil. Love of Money is the root of all evil.
Not historical but an interesting tidbit, Captain Kirk never said “Beam me up Scotty”, and Sherlock Holmes never said “Elementary, my dear Watson” and Jack Webb (Dragnet) never said “Just the facts, Ma’am”
The evidence is pretty scarce on the Sheridan quote. He denied it? OJ denied it too.
According to the Evil Wiki, “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong – and at the worst possible time” is *not* Murphy’s Law, but is actually called Finagle’s Law. Murphy’s Law is the correct quote from Murphy above.
Another good quote along these lines: “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
Great List. I hope this hasn’t been covered before but here’s another point about the Marie Antionette misattributed quote: In France at the time, some sly bakeries could make just a few loaves of cheap bread and then of course anyone wishing to buy bread later in the day would be forced to purchase a more expensive selection. A law was passed that bakers had to keep enough of the cheap bread on hand or, if they sold out, they were forced to sell more expensive options at the same price as the cheap stuff.
It give an altogether different meaning to the phrase, if it was ever spoken at all.
Ah crap, thanks a lot jamie, now i have to change my siggy…
Ah crap, thanks a lot jamie, now i have to change my signiature…
And now I posted twice… great….
I want to have the follow-ups to the comments, so I just thought I’d put one of my quotes, re drinking and going out:
“I consider any night I can remember a failure.”
In the spirit of this list, I will give one of my favorite accurate quotes, by the late, great W.C. Fields: “Every man has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.”
Probably most of us would be familiar with these, but still there is something to be said for just a nice, simple list.
I’ll add: Religion is the opiate of the masses- Marx
islanderbst: That’s not a misquote, right? Cause Marx did say that (in German, anyways).
Oh, my bad, didn’t notice you started putting accurate quotes ON A LIST ABOUT INACCURATE QUOTES.
Silly, silly me.
Kreachure: The quote is closer than I remembered, but a little different:
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people.
Another good one is Mark Twain’s supposed quote about the coldest winter he ever experienced was summer in San Francisco. A very fitting quote, but not he nor anyone ever said it. He did say that one cannot go without a coat in the summer in San Francisco, but the coldest winter quote is actually a work of fiction from the movie Escape from Alcatraz.
@#21 (Slickwilly) I prefer: (and I may be coining this right now, I’m not sure) Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by paranoia.
I love quotes so I enjoyed this list
The only thing I can add is when I was growing up I always thought Winston Churchill said this:
“Show me a young Conservative and I’ll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I’ll show you someone with no brains”
But I guess he didn’t
I thought of one more:
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”
I think a bunch of famous people have been credited with this. Does anybody know who really said it.
Cool list! Some I knew, some I did not. Only thing I can think of to make this list even better is an explanation of how the quotes came to be associated with the person. I know some of them have this but more info on others would’ve been even neater.
Blogball: Appropriately, that is credited to Sigmund Freud, who thought that placing any phallic-shaped object near one’s mouth has deep-rooted psycho*****ytic repercussions, except, apparently, for him and his love of cigars.
Thanks Slick for that info.
I don’t’ think Bill Clinton would agree.
Maybe Clinton said “Sometimes a cigar is more than a cigar”
Hey, we can start that rumor here and it will be a famous misquote 50 years from now
I take one day at a time and sometimes two or three.
Paul Revere wouldn’t have yelled out, “The British are coming,” no… but what he probably bellowed was “The Regulars are out!” — the British redcoat troops being known as “Regulars,” and the “out” referring to the fact–not that they had en masse admitted to enjoying show tunes–but rather that they had “come out of Boston,” which is where they were stationed–Boston at the time being under martial law, city of testy rebels that it was. General Howe had finally agreed to ordering his troops out of the city to march on Concord and Lexington in order to A) capture stores of military supplies such as gunpowder that the colonists were known to be harboring and B) capture uppity troublemakers like Sam Adams and John Hancock, who were hiding out in the villages.
The latter, I believe (Hancock) wanted to stand and fight with the minute men, but was persuaded to escape with his cohorts.
Revere was captured though–a British lieutenant put a gun to his head and told him to give with the information or his brains would be all over the field. Revere proceeded to tell the Brits a whopper of a tale about a huge colonial army massing nearby, marching on their position. He then managed to escape whilst the redcoats were crapping their knickers in anticipation of facing an army of aroused natives.
I heard Vince Lombardi didn’t actually say “Winning isn’t everything, its the only thing” but instead said “Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.” I’m at lunch and too lazy to Google it. Anybody know?
You forgot Rodney King. He’s often quoted as saying….”Can’t we all just get along?” He actually said…”Can, can we all get along?” I ‘spose that’s splitting hairs on my part.
Darth Vader never said “Luke, I am your father.”
Humphrey Bogart never said “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca. I know their fictional, but I think those’re two big ones.
everyone forgot about the crappy radio used in the studio by armstrong? “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” either he forgot preposition or grammar is different in california. (yes, i excluded a preposition for comedic effect)
Chalkwhite:
Jamie made a top ten list over movie quotes. The two you mentioned are there.
playyahplay:
“…used in the studio”?
“Mission Accomplished”
–George ‘My Pet Goat’ Bush
Had to knock good ol’ Bushy…been a while.
First time poster, long time reader, etc.
But I must add this:
Descartes’s “I think, therefore I am” is actually “I am thinking, therefore I exist.”
I think he’s inferring that the Moon landing was fake. We just can’t have a nice, friendly discussion; we always have to throw in some controversy, huh? /sigh
Cedestra: Well, if people would stop inferring that we never went to the moon, everything would be cool.
Barak ‘*****ist’ Obama: “Hold on one second, sweetie” to a female reporter.
Dunno if this was mentioned yet but I’m pretty sure there was no way Ben Franklin penned a letter in 1879…he was long dead at that point, lol.
Good list though
Wasn’t it Twain who said…
“there are three types of lies – lies, damned lies, and statistics.”
Shane S: So I suppose when I go down to the local grocery store and the female cashier says to me, “here is your receipt, sweetie,” she’s being *****ist too, right? Because of course you know what Obama is thinking. Sheesh…there are bigger problems out there, man.
Galileo908 – Descartes’ Discourse on the Method definitely contains the phrase :”Je pense, donc je suis” which can translate literally to “I think, therefore I am”.
His Principles of Philosophy was written some time later and this is, I think, what you might be referring to. It was here that he used the Latin phrase Cogito ergo sum; for which there would seem to be a million interpretations, including the one you mention. It should also be added that Descartes’ own follow-up writings did not help as he, himself, propounded varying meanings to the phrase.
BTW..welcome to LV
Not Twain.
There are lies, damn lies, and Church statistics.
Disraeli
my life is a lie! lol not really. good list!
playyahplay: I think you and Armstrong both actually forgot articles, not prepositions. Articles are “a”, “an” and “the”. Prepositions are words like “in”, “out”, “through” etc.
Armstrong did mess up: see http://www.snopes.com/quotes/onesmall.asp.
alright, i’ve got to say it. i love this site…i stop here every day. my only real problem is that this site seems to quote wikipedia as if it were a reliable source.
wikipidia is aanything but a reliable source. anyone can edit a wiki entry. there have been numerous occasions where wikipedia has been manipulated for no other reason than for the sake of humor.
wikepedia is not a reliable source, it never has been, and it never will be.
when my class was studying the French revolution, my teacher said that Marie Antoinette quote at least 20 times.
It even says it in my history textbook